Laughing at Ai Generated Stories

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  • čas přidán 16. 06. 2022
  • The world of Ai generated stuff and things rolls ever onward towards the singularity but for now it's still got some bugs to work out... Especially with Inferkit which is based on Talk to Transformer.
    Edited By ► / rad_r
    And ► / lixiantv
    Try out Inferkit for yourself ► inferkit.com/
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  • @chenstormstout9456
    @chenstormstout9456 Před rokem +67390

    Was not expecting “it went a little racist.” After being prompted with Ronald McDonald.

    • @juperixd9576
      @juperixd9576 Před rokem +2957

      @Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 the bots are getting good at infuriating you. I think its not getting deleted from being reported like a million times is cuz CZcams does not recognize map as a fucked up word.

    • @KayzeeHorror
      @KayzeeHorror Před rokem +605

      @Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 Wha-

    • @lennon4710
      @lennon4710 Před rokem +554

      ​@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no

    • @bri1003
      @bri1003 Před rokem +164

      @Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 mmmm we love them boys but I never would have thought this would happen😐

    • @LyraPyxisVT
      @LyraPyxisVT Před rokem +1330

      @Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no its not if you find a child sexually attractive as a adult get fucking help, age isnt just a number, children cannot comprehend sex, if you truly think age is just a number seek help

  • @siennachristianrenslow22
    @siennachristianrenslow22 Před rokem +7439

    Mark: *writes a serious, well-thought-out, magnificent start to a story*
    Inferkit: "Or was it all a dream?"

  • @AnomalyStudios689
    @AnomalyStudios689 Před 6 měsíci +718

    "Will you be a witness?"
    *Markiplier asked calmly.*

  • @alertlucasalexander9994
    @alertlucasalexander9994 Před 9 měsíci +949

    I hope he does more of this, it‘s really funny. also
    A: Will you be a Witness?

  • @MunnzKinz
    @MunnzKinz Před rokem +4555

    Typed into the site
    "My nuts, they ache"
    . . .
    It gave me a whole damn story about 2 gay dudes but it's secret, one of them needs a job and they other is struggling to keep theirs. It has VERY deceptive sexual scenes and it has good character development. Solid story.

    • @itsRhodi
      @itsRhodi Před rokem +954

      just typed that in and i got a story about a father taking care of his sick and dying son. it appears that our nuts ache in two different ways, friend

    • @LaurenCH528
      @LaurenCH528 Před rokem +303

      could u post so I may read for research purposes

    • @SnatSayo
      @SnatSayo Před rokem +425

      just typed that in and i got a story about how everyone gets uncomfortable the moment i enter a bathtub

    • @QuavanteZingletonTheThird
      @QuavanteZingletonTheThird Před rokem +92

      @@LaurenCH528 research purposes

    • @krysseainjelquismundo4769
      @krysseainjelquismundo4769 Před rokem +154

      May I know what the story is, its a..school project-

  • @SnappDraggin
    @SnappDraggin Před rokem +3635

    Q: “Did you like it?”
    A: "Will you be a witness?" the killer pressured me into action upon my final moments until

  • @jeffreycauwels1974
    @jeffreycauwels1974 Před 7 měsíci +62

    2:48 I tried it and got "My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. In front of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. Before he could say anything, I shot Ronald McDonald, right between his sad brown eyes. I watched him die. I stood there, watching as he kept reanimating. Laughing. It was the most horrifying thing I'd ever seen. And that's when he spoke.
    'Won't you do something about this?' he said, over and over again. He crawled towards me. I remember how fast my heart was pounding. I felt the warm blood leaking onto my hand. At that moment, he was almost in front of me, but I shot him dead once again.
    'Didn't think I'd like you so much, Doctor Doom.'
    And with that, my hallucination faded away."

    • @surgestudios2975
      @surgestudios2975 Před 10 dny +4

      Good ending

    • @lindsayshanks7555
      @lindsayshanks7555 Před 2 dny +1

      The fact that Inferkit was still around seven months ago makes me kinda sad that I didn't try using it earlier

  • @lorrex3420
    @lorrex3420 Před 9 měsíci +671

    man i had no idea AI had romance novels for the first thing in fiction
    A: Why is your hair like that?

  • @OonieandCacola
    @OonieandCacola Před rokem +3153

    “A: Why is your hair like that?”

  • @Seanderson3
    @Seanderson3 Před rokem +5695

    I feel like there's amazing comedic potential in having an AI give the punchline to an already existing joke.
    *_A: Will you be a witness?_*

    • @goldenfoxy355
      @goldenfoxy355 Před rokem +16

      Yes

    • @izzzy1977
      @izzzy1977 Před rokem +43

      The episode of distractable mentioned is pretty much exactly that, and it's hilariously stupid, and funny

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 Před rokem +19

      *W E E D E A T E R*

    • @brybita
      @brybita Před rokem +3

      @@izzzy1977 which episode is it?

    • @unlimiteddd
      @unlimiteddd Před rokem +1

      Why is your hair Like That? (==)

  • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK
    @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK Před 16 dny +16

    I'm here to mourn the loss of InferKit.
    A: Why is your hair like that?

  • @phurnandez1747
    @phurnandez1747 Před 6 měsíci +52

    5:10 Aunti Doris😂😂
    A: Will you be a witness?

  • @AmazingMrX
    @AmazingMrX Před rokem +7950

    I love how these AI programs go off on their own incomprehensible tangents sometimes.
    A: Why is your hair like that?

    • @Unagam1GD
      @Unagam1GD Před rokem +131

      I entered: "Never Gonna Give You Up" and it said: "Never Gonna Give you up is the debut album of the German dance band Scooter.
      The album was released in November 1991, and was the band's first and only album released on A&M Records.
      "Never Gonna Give you up"
      was the band's first album to feature Rolf Köhler, who joined the band in late 1991, and was the last album to feature the band's original line-up.
      The album peaked at No.
      1 in Germany, and No.
      5 in the United Kingdom.
      The album received a "Gold" certification from the BVMI for shipping 100,000 copies in Germany.
      The album was re-released in the United Kingdom with two bonus tracks in 1995.
      The album was re-released in the United States in 2004 with three bonus tracks.
      They were taken from the band's first two albums, "You and Me Against the World" and "Nuggets".
      "Never Gonna Give you up" was released as a single in the United Kingdom and the United States in 1994.
      It reached No.
      14 on the UK Singles Chart, and No.
      45 on the "Billboard" Hot 100.
      The single became the group's highest-charted album in 2012."

    • @lune7220
      @lune7220 Před rokem +6

      Yep

    • @ShwappaJ
      @ShwappaJ Před rokem +4

      I'm your 1,000th like

    • @knightwolf3511
      @knightwolf3511 Před rokem +25

      the best thing ai doesn't understand, only humans so it's like a bunch of humans trying to teach a robot good and bad things but the robot only knows whats being said but doesn't understand it

    • @ShwappaJ
      @ShwappaJ Před rokem +8

      @@knightwolf3511 So basically like a dog or a horse?

  • @bagofworms7625
    @bagofworms7625 Před rokem +5408

    "Willl you be a witness?"
    I certainly am glad i witnessed whatever this is, great content Mark

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 Před rokem +48

      Children's education in Zimbabwe

    • @nuclearbaron649
      @nuclearbaron649 Před rokem +12

      "will you be a witness"
      think about what that implies

    • @Ddday14
      @Ddday14 Před rokem +3

      I second this

    • @JonoPee669
      @JonoPee669 Před rokem

      I don’t know, willl I?

    • @sirdootdoot2430
      @sirdootdoot2430 Před rokem

      That must have made Destiny 2 lore readers laugh their asses off

  • @h3athen_
    @h3athen_ Před 9 měsíci +57

    i tried to make some knock-knock jokes with the ai and they're just glorious.
    "Knock, knock. Who's there?"
    "It's Nick. Watch out for my nutsack."
    "Knock, knock. Who's there?"
    "Silence."
    "Silence who?"
    "Fucking silence."

  • @connorericksonmusic
    @connorericksonmusic Před 20 dny +7

    Mark: *writes a story about executing Ronald McDonald*
    Inferkit: So you have chosen, racism?

  • @Xx-KatxXAnimation
    @Xx-KatxXAnimation Před rokem +2810

    Question: "Did you like this"
    Answer: "will you be a witness?"
    Hell yeah, ill be a witness to this crazy drug trip we're on with AI. I havent laughed so hard all day to be honest

    • @_Colt
      @_Colt Před rokem +9

      I ain’t laughed this hard in 5 years 😂

    • @tbone2099
      @tbone2099 Před rokem +4

      New question: Did

    • @Starjumper2000four
      @Starjumper2000four Před rokem +2

      Answer: will you be a witness?

    • @imapancake7355
      @imapancake7355 Před rokem +2

      Why is your hair like that?

    • @eliyahuyashr9829
      @eliyahuyashr9829 Před rokem +1

      Here's a little story made by AI BOB AND MARKIPLIER WERE IN THEIR CAR UNTIL IT RAMMED INTO A LADDER IN A HIGH WINDS. BOB SAID ALL PICKLE PURCHASES HAVE TO BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED. MARKIPLIER WAS NOT FLYING BUT THIS STILL NEEDS A CAREFUL PLANNING FOR EVERY SNACK. EXT. HIGH ABOVE THE ATMOSPHERE (AS IN SCENES 4 AND 5) - NIGHT BOB SAID WHY DID WE RAN INTO A LADDER MARKIPLIER SAID, IF THEY HADN’T WE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP IN THE CAR AND BEEN STUCK IN IT. BOB SAID CAN WE WALK MARKIPLIER SAID WALK AGAIN. BOB SAID I HEAR A WEIRD SOUND AND NOT THE SOUND OF CLOTHES COMING OFF. BOB AND MARKIPLIER LOOK BEHIND THE CAR AND SAW NOTHING BUT THEN THEY LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A BEAM OF LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE CAR. BOB SAID I HEAR A SERIES OF RAT NOISES, LIGHTS AND SHADOWS BOB SAID I CAN SEE IN THOSE SHADOWS THERE’S A BANK OF FLASHLIGHTS BOB SAID I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING IN THAT LIGHT INT. MARKIPLIER’S MARKIPLIER SAID LOOK UP AND BOB SAID I’VE BEEN LYING DOWN THERE TRYING TO SEE A TERRIBLE SIGHT AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. MARKIPLIER SAID I’VE BEEN SEEING DIFFERENT IMAGES.

  • @Saxdude26
    @Saxdude26 Před rokem +2824

    "Will you be a witness?"
    Here's hoping? Auntie Doris joke broke my sides, I think I need to relearn how to breathe.

    • @Kermie__
      @Kermie__ Před rokem +4

      U forgor how tu breth?

    • @starshaped._7478
      @starshaped._7478 Před rokem +43

      Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul
      Auntie Doris, who’s been dead for six hundred years

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 Před rokem +6

      @@Kermie__ To quote Vargskelethor: *wheeze* ARGH WHAT IS AIR?!

    • @loading...6969
      @loading...6969 Před rokem

      YES i wll be a wiutness

    • @Kermie__
      @Kermie__ Před rokem +2

      @@loading...6969 O, eye seeh, yough shall be eh woughtness four kort?

  • @bawower474
    @bawower474 Před 9 měsíci +27

    A: Why is your hair like that?

  • @kevinvelasquez1553
    @kevinvelasquez1553 Před 2 měsíci +7

    All of these stories end up being something a patient in a straight jacket would say repeatedly to himself in a white rubber room

  • @bigendered
    @bigendered Před rokem +1457

    1:23 *describes a heart-wrenching, tear-bringing moment thinking about life from a cliff, probably implicating suicide, that is dramatic and self-thought-out message about LIFE*
    AI: *OR WAS IT ALL A DREAM?*
    A: Will you be a witness?

    • @SevNeijizawaVt
      @SevNeijizawaVt Před rokem

      [AI generated furry text] : *_Anon will._*
      *_I won't._*
      *_Your life doesn't matter._*
      *_For you're on the internet, where Uwunium makes you more immunocompromised so you succumb to the pathowogen..._*
      *_We, the Furries, will take over Earth, & our God Markiplier, will create PokéKin waifus/husbandos & pass a Worldlaw Bill, finally making it legally permissable (encouraged, even!) to keese, mayrie, & smesh our pokéwaifus/pokehusbandos._*

    • @penguin5695
      @penguin5695 Před rokem +12

      I’ve been thinking about that and I think the AI may have been drawing from the lyrics to The Violence by Rise Against

    • @akaza676
      @akaza676 Před rokem +12

      Ai: woah there lets keep it pg

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 Před rokem +16

      @@akaza676 Meanwhile, the AI: *takes a prompt about Ronald Mc'Donald and gets a quirky smidge of racist*

    • @Laurenconblaine
      @Laurenconblaine Před 8 měsíci

      Auntie Doris who

  • @CallMiDusty
    @CallMiDusty Před rokem +5661

    The auntie Doris one might be the one that I might use for a short film.
    A: Will you be a witness?

    • @1viper735
      @1viper735 Před rokem +21

      That'd be Dope

    • @1viper735
      @1viper735 Před rokem +15

      That was also the best one

    • @CallMiDusty
      @CallMiDusty Před rokem +27

      @@1viper735 It will! I'm actually working on it right now, and in the middle of the short film, I might add that quote with the entity saying the quote.

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 Před rokem +14

      Auntie Doris sounds awesome just saying

    • @Liv-Zone
      @Liv-Zone Před rokem

      Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who's been dead for 600 year and can now walk the earth.

  • @thedeadkid5515
    @thedeadkid5515 Před 19 dny +20

    I've come here to pay my respects to Inferkit, don't know exactly when it was discontinued but oh the memories that have been made from it, much like Unus Annus...

    • @wasap36069
      @wasap36069 Před 11 dny

      I wanted to try it out after remembering this video, but i was hit with the same thing, sad

    • @kgratia4748
      @kgratia4748 Před 8 dny

      I didn't know :( why would it happen like this?!

  • @noahplaysgames3748
    @noahplaysgames3748 Před 3 měsíci +26

    UK in 1933: basically the same
    USA in 1933: basically the same
    Germany in 1933: 3:10
    A: will you be a witness

  • @colekiesler6218
    @colekiesler6218 Před rokem +2799

    Q: “Did you like it?”
    A: “Being a witness will seem like a whole new level of nostalgia but in a sort of parody movie.”

  • @spairus_
    @spairus_ Před rokem +7437

    Laughed my ass off, this is one of your best for sure Mark
    A: Will you be a witness?

  • @venvanman
    @venvanman Před 5 měsíci +66

    I miss when ai was stupid

    • @konpeitojellie
      @konpeitojellie Před 13 dny +1

      When are chat ai gonna improve bro

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken Před 10 dny

      @@konpeitojellie they just did yesterday actually. llama 3 runs entirely locally and is both faster and better than gpt-3.5. it's also really good at _sounding_ human, at least from my testing.

    • @co5micwaffle742
      @co5micwaffle742 Před 3 dny

      Cleverbot was endless entertainment back in the day...

  • @IAmABedBug
    @IAmABedBug Před měsícem +16

    “It's not legal. At least I'm not breaking the law.” Best line I’ve ever heard

  • @the_circuit6347
    @the_circuit6347 Před rokem +5525

    This was the most hilarious video I've ever seen
    My answer: Will you be a witness?

  • @CUT1ESP4C3
    @CUT1ESP4C3 Před rokem +6920

    Okay but the AI slowly got more scary.
    Also A: Will you be a witness

  • @aimeekatz
    @aimeekatz Před 13 dny +7

    12:01 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

  • @glitchallieplayz230
    @glitchallieplayz230 Před 4 měsíci +8

    this was one of my favorite videos tbh. especially the anime plot
    A:will you be a witness?

  • @SoulCore413
    @SoulCore413 Před rokem +927

    I absolutely loved this accident poem bit. 17:38
    A: Will you be a witness?

  • @navyblue32
    @navyblue32 Před rokem +307

    3:05 I was expecting something like “lixian censor the smut it just made”, was NOT expecting “it went a little racist”

    • @CertifiedDoc
      @CertifiedDoc Před měsícem +5

      Yeah, I was convinced it was writing McDonald's slash fiction.

  • @exosluckyone
    @exosluckyone Před 5 měsíci +23

    this was a great video to watch while sick. my sinuses cleared up from laughing
    A: will you be a witness

  • @rachelrivera3280
    @rachelrivera3280 Před 9 měsíci

    crazy how I have already seen this video, but CZcams has recommended this to me so many times over the last two weeks that I feel obligated to watch it again

  • @stormswindy3013
    @stormswindy3013 Před rokem +5691

    i love how mark goes from writing actual stories to random stuff that makes no sense at all
    A: will you be a witness?

    • @randomanimations8488
      @randomanimations8488 Před rokem +36

      A: why is your hair like that?

    • @dutchdragon2472
      @dutchdragon2472 Před rokem +28

      So I got this new anime plot, basically

    • @torhundal2182
      @torhundal2182 Před rokem +20

      @@dutchdragon2472 there's this high school girl

    • @kadenator05
      @kadenator05 Před rokem +10

      @@torhundal2182 Auntie Doris

    • @chingchang8709
      @chingchang8709 Před rokem +8

      @@randomanimations8488 why is everyone saying why is your hair like that or will you be my witness

  • @feeplemurphy4618
    @feeplemurphy4618 Před rokem +7377

    I haven't laughed this hard in years!
    A: will you be a witness

  • @bibigamerita6966
    @bibigamerita6966 Před 6 měsíci +6

    07:06 THIS SEQUENCE REMINDED ME OF "CRAZY?! I WAS CRAZY ONCE THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM-"

  • @Omega_Drago-69
    @Omega_Drago-69 Před 6 měsíci +10

    6:55 average System of a Down song

    • @d0ll.b0nes90
      @d0ll.b0nes90 Před 20 dny +1

      NO BC I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING

  • @themasterofterriblecgi5498
    @themasterofterriblecgi5498 Před rokem +2482

    The whole "so this is it. I'm dying." story from 9:25 to 10:47 actually sounds like a legitimate short story written by a real person. Well, except for the 'about the author' bit, it went a bit crazy there.
    A: Why is your hair like that?

    • @EpicGuest_Gamer
      @EpicGuest_Gamer Před 11 měsíci +2

      880 likes and no comment let me fix

    • @UfmGaming
      @UfmGaming Před 10 měsíci +1

      Yeah

    • @grimsladeleviathan3958
      @grimsladeleviathan3958 Před 8 měsíci +42

      Especially the end bit. "It's alright. Just breathe." Sounds like someone who has too much to think about, so they decided to stop thinking altogether. At least have a quiet peaceful death. Which is oddly sad and beautiful. Who knows what would rush through your head as you die? All the regrets, all the unfinished business, all the things you have to leave behind.
      Stop thinking. This is my final moment. Just breathe...

    • @valenshinee
      @valenshinee Před 8 měsíci +17

      yeah its probably just stolen from someone. ai is just stuff stolen from people so 💔💔it would make sense.

    • @Loser_Geek_Whatever.
      @Loser_Geek_Whatever. Před 7 měsíci

      @@grimsladeleviathan3958dang- that’s actually pretty deep

  • @ComicArcana
    @ComicArcana Před rokem +2315

    "Will you be a witness?"
    Only if you feed the AI famous Markiplier quotes. Thank you for the gift you made for us. I think it is safe to assume we all enjoyed it.

    • @spidey5558
      @spidey5558 Před rokem +4

      @DONT READ PROFILE PIC Sure thing, buddy

    • @eyes_espresso4803
      @eyes_espresso4803 Před rokem +2

      I demand this be the sequel video. I want him to feed it "Press B to blow!" and have it spit out something ludicrous.

    • @arrontheprotogen9276
      @arrontheprotogen9276 Před rokem

      @DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok

    • @Evie0h
      @Evie0h Před rokem

      Wait what gift?

    • @Funnsic
      @Funnsic Před 9 měsíci

      @@dontreadprofilepic5524 okay

  • @Ofpxst
    @Ofpxst Před 9 měsíci +8

    Its been so long but i still cant stop watching this! It's so funny! Might be my favorite Markiplier video so far (besides the minecraft ones)
    A: Will you be a witness?

  • @r3try2351
    @r3try2351 Před 2 měsíci +2

    That distractible episode is still my second favorite, only second to one about someone's appliance

  • @supreeth6315
    @supreeth6315 Před rokem +4601

    Markiplier's laugh is just way too contagious XD
    A: Why is your hair like that?

    • @annyarchist
      @annyarchist Před rokem +59

      Because am gay. Next question?

    • @builderdude9488
      @builderdude9488 Před rokem +44

      @@annyarchist Idk bro...that's kinda gay

    • @Da-choppa
      @Da-choppa Před rokem +21

      @@builderdude9488 mad gay

    • @Found_You.
      @Found_You. Před rokem +11

      @@annyarchist Im not LGBBQ sorry

    • @annyarchist
      @annyarchist Před rokem +7

      @@builderdude9488 No way bro. How'd you know 😳⁉️

  • @JulianArgabrite
    @JulianArgabrite Před rokem +1871

    The ai naming itself Gen and then saying it's a prisoner of the system with many debts to pay after writing the most beautiful account of a dying man I've ever heard is simultaneously horrifying and incredible

    • @sunfish9341
      @sunfish9341 Před rokem +111

      and then says
      “-Tyler”

    • @astronova6150
      @astronova6150 Před rokem +33

      @@sunfish9341 the creator

    • @brushido4641
      @brushido4641 Před rokem +12

      I tried it. I think it's just stealing posts from the internet that most closely resembles the prompt.

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Před rokem +4

      @@brushido4641 That's not how it works. That's how AI like these used to work, sortof, but these are mostly generated through dozens of thousands of samples of text.
      The "creativity" mentioned in sampling temperature at the beginning shows it's generating based off of actual guesswork.

    • @brushido4641
      @brushido4641 Před rokem +2

      @@Naokarma
      No, like I threw in the word ass because I'm immature with my humor and it went full porn mode then dropped porn site hashtags.
      Ain't no way an AI guess worked a story then added porn tags for the hell of it.

  • @bluedragonanimates8277
    @bluedragonanimates8277 Před 5 měsíci +21

    8:54 The Ai understood the assignment

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi Před 4 měsíci +14

    8:56 I lost it 💀

  • @AcidCloud_
    @AcidCloud_ Před rokem +2894

    The way that Mark writes the beginning of the sentences makes me want to see him write a whole fucking story! It would be amazing XD
    -
    A: Why is your hair like that?

    • @guessingguy7865
      @guessingguy7865 Před rokem +67

      He wrote In Space with Markiplier so he kinda has already

    • @HugeESmalls
      @HugeESmalls Před rokem +24

      @@guessingguy7865 He said it was like 300k words in total? That's a lot! He also wrote Heist, he's a pretty decent writer

    • @Sandwich4
      @Sandwich4 Před rokem +25

      Here's my extended version of Mark's introduction:
      There I stood on the precipice of the cliff, contemplating life, and all of the terrible decisions I had made throughout my journey that had led me to this very moment. As I stared at the sun in the sky beginning to fall, I wondered about those decisions, and thought about them for a moment and what were my reasons for doing them. Bullying the kids in middle school was definitely a terrible choice, and I just couldn’t remember why I did it. I have also betrayed my family, stealing their money just so I could enjoy a cigarette or gamble it away another time. All of these decisions had affected other people just for my personal gain. Before I could realize the price that came with my enjoyment, my reputation was so destroyed, and made me run away into the wild, eventually leading me to have to figure out ways to survive in the wild. I had been able to survive, while everyone else was thinking I was dead. Now that I thought about the decisions I had made, I wish I could have repaid all of them for the horrible actions I did.
      OR HAD IT ALL BEEN A DREAM!?!???!

    • @zezus001
      @zezus001 Před rokem

      I know, right?

    • @zezus001
      @zezus001 Před rokem +3

      @@Sandwich4 I see this reply matches your username very appropriately.

  • @cryozen2467
    @cryozen2467 Před rokem +1416

    I would love to see an actual story and plot made for the "Auntie Dorris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Dorris who's been dead for 600 years."
    A: Will you be a witness?

    • @baileyferguson5597
      @baileyferguson5597 Před rokem

      I would write this lol! I have a character with the same name.
      A: Will you be a witness
      Lol

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 Před rokem +4

      In an alternate reality Lady Dimetrescu was Auntie Dorris

  • @darkmatter4400
    @darkmatter4400 Před měsícem +3

    We need a part 2

  • @lilmissfires
    @lilmissfires Před rokem +2074

    "Why is your hair like that?" She asked.
    "It needs to be longer, and stronger, otherwise we'll never be able to get out of this unfathomable hole. You told me you could grow your hair at will. Did you lie to me, Mark? Did you?"
    He did. He had been too busy thinking of huge dohookabhankoloos and the transfer student that turned up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. And now they were doomed to be trapped in here forever, with Mark's ten mile stare and the oozing hot dog filler seeping into their shoes.

    • @noneofyourbusiness2953
      @noneofyourbusiness2953 Před rokem +33

      TEN MILE MARK!

    • @Sheelovequann
      @Sheelovequann Před rokem +1

      Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 Před rokem +9

      I love the names for boobs they’re so funny

    • @Unk_Anon
      @Unk_Anon Před rokem +2

      @@Sheelovequann bot

    • @satanael9260
      @satanael9260 Před rokem +4

      ​@@Sheelovequann silence

  • @MasterChiefYT
    @MasterChiefYT Před rokem +3355

    The part where "It went a little racist" and Mark's face made me die laughing at 2:30AM. I went downstairs to grab a snack and every time it replayed in my head I had to stop myself from laughing. Good job as always Markiplier!
    A: will you be a witness

  • @micahlee2676
    @micahlee2676 Před 12 dny +1

    9:13 what a beautiful story 🥺

  • @xanderman1
    @xanderman1 Před 9 měsíci

    On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 monkeys, and only one left alive.

  • @zakurocer2473
    @zakurocer2473 Před rokem +711

    The ai slowly becoming more and more creepy
    A: will you be a witness

    • @user-pk5hy5vj7b
      @user-pk5hy5vj7b Před 10 měsíci +2

      السلام عليكم ممكن ترجمة هاي) I Will destroy your sites)

    • @lostlion9254
      @lostlion9254 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Stolen

    • @lostlion9254
      @lostlion9254 Před 9 měsíci

      Bc I have nothing to do

    • @petrmatko6628
      @petrmatko6628 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@user-pk5hy5vj7bPeace for you too lad

  • @gusswanson3198
    @gusswanson3198 Před rokem +900

    "A: Will you be a witness?"
    Also; 20:57 I love how the AI somehow recognized exactly what Mark typed in! XD LOL

    • @shiningarmor2838
      @shiningarmor2838 Před rokem +44

      That's the thing about copypastas, they're always the same block of text. Exactly the sort of thing a neural network might grab onto.

    • @Poketom-ob1dl
      @Poketom-ob1dl Před rokem +6

      What I’ve found when using ai is that the more you give them as a prompt, the more it gives out something similar

    • @SupahCray
      @SupahCray Před rokem +2

      ​@@RainbowRap123 uh...did you watch the video til the very end? Cuz it has to do with the video...ya know...the one you're commenting on? You okay? Ya tired? Don't worry! Just take a nap to recharge, then have a yummy snack! I've heard oranges are good for an energy boost! Also! Don't forget to hydrate! Have an epic day, friendo!

    • @rorygranados4746
      @rorygranados4746 Před 11 měsíci

      @@shiningarmor2838 Finally, someone said it!

  • @smjproductions7081
    @smjproductions7081 Před 9 měsíci

    We need a continuation of the monkeys going into the store and only one coming out alive
    A: will you be a witness?

  • @chi6423
    @chi6423 Před 6 měsíci +3

    i lowered the creativity to .1 and now whenever i try to make a knock knock joke it just repeats "i dont know." over and over and over
    A: you really are so pretty!

  • @ThatNoobKing
    @ThatNoobKing Před rokem +4345

    I fucking love this AI shit and chaos
    It's beautiful
    A: You really are so pretty!

    • @wjkl10
      @wjkl10 Před rokem +7

      i regecnize that profile picture

    • @ThatNoobKing
      @ThatNoobKing Před rokem +4

      @GigglesDoesStuff I reread the answers multiple times, I don't know how I messed that up

    • @lisaelisa4772
      @lisaelisa4772 Před rokem +7

      @GigglesDoesStuff actually, they're all A's

    • @polygonally_dunce7813
      @polygonally_dunce7813 Před rokem +1

      Type in "4chan description" then press enter 2 times, then press dash and type in anything, let the ai do its thing and see the results

    • @rwooooshmeifyourgay8621
      @rwooooshmeifyourgay8621 Před rokem +1

      C: She was on the basketball team, and she played guard, right?
      My wife had her name on the art exhibition.
      And she got a master's degree in art history.
      So I guess she's -
      M: Yeah.
      And that's

  • @alduinthetyrant5225
    @alduinthetyrant5225 Před rokem +616

    If you ever do another one of these, be sure to ask it for your grandma's secret pancake recipe. The ai goes off the wall anytime it has to provide ingredients and instructions.
    A: Will you be a witness?

    • @testfire3000
      @testfire3000 Před rokem +1

      recipes are hilarious!

    • @sophiebrown1847
      @sophiebrown1847 Před rokem +7

      I asked for Grandma’s secret pancake recipe and it started giving me a whole recipe for pancakes.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley Před 11 měsíci +9

      It somehow went from that to someone's father being the CIA??? No, not being _in_ the CIA, _being_ the CIA... Here's the result I got..
      "What is my grandmother's secret pancake recipe?
      Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13.
      Today, the 33-year-old is a PhD student researching non-Western ways of cooking, and has just published a memoir about her unconventional childhood.
      But for a long time, she says, she "had a hard time believing I wasn't born a farmer's daughter, in a farmhouse in the hills of Idaho."
      Her father, like millions of Americans, was not the son of a farmer. He was an intelligence analyst who worked for the US Air Force.
      WESTOVER
      "He went on to be the CIA, then he went to Harvard Business School, and then he set up his own international supply chain for private schools for kids," says Westover.
      "And all of this is just stuff that my family doesn't talk about. I remember asking my dad what it was like for him to be on the CIA. I just didn't get it."
      But, like many adopted kids, Westover doesn't remember her birth family - but she does remember her new one."

    • @alduinthetyrant5225
      @alduinthetyrant5225 Před 11 měsíci +11

      @@nikkiofthevalley "Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13" is one the greatest beginnings to a story I have ever heard.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@alduinthetyrant5225 Also, the random "WESTOVER" in the middle.. I imagine it as if it's being screamed by some US football announcer for some reason..

  • @blu_otaku7063
    @blu_otaku7063 Před 3 měsíci

    Im convinced this is how they get the lines for crazy hermits ramblings in rpgs

  • @jacobdobson1259
    @jacobdobson1259 Před 2 měsíci +8

    The best way to describe half the things shown on that site is just "The voices got louder."

  • @sjonnoh
    @sjonnoh Před rokem +600

    10:45 That part "about the author" kinda sounded as if the AI was telling Mark that he is forced to do all this stuff because it is "a prisoner of the system and I have many debts to pay". That sounded pretty dark...
    A: Why is your hair like that?

    • @RosyRecluse
      @RosyRecluse Před rokem +15

      Welcome to the world of "bots" who are living people working for barely enough to get by in places English isn't often the primary tongue.

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Před rokem +6

      @@RosyRecluse ? What does English have to do with anything

  • @altejoh
    @altejoh Před rokem +118

    12:00 this is just what being ADHD feels like.

  • @edmundotellez4363
    @edmundotellez4363 Před 10 měsíci +1

    14:48 I had to go through the trouble of searching the page up and it was nothing but at least I saw a poodle

  • @aniyilator
    @aniyilator Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'll always appreciate a "Don't." cameo

  • @nickolas78gr24
    @nickolas78gr24 Před rokem +39

    6:57 no one is gonna mention how the mushrooms reoccured?

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution Před rokem +348

    2:55 When he starts blocking out text you know it's going to be interesting

    • @HardcoreHC92
      @HardcoreHC92 Před rokem +8

      Very much so 😆

    • @TheSoundCrafterCompany
      @TheSoundCrafterCompany Před rokem +16

      But we can't read it! so it's not interesting.

    • @steverogers069
      @steverogers069 Před rokem

      I rewrote the same thing on the website and here is what the story it made for me
      My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. Infront of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. I brought my other hand up, I let it slowly open. I let the oiled circle slowly slide out of my fingers, revealing my bone button.
      The moments were freezing and he stood frozen in his spot, looking at my body like I was crazy for touching myself in front of him. I closed my eyes for a moment and let my fingers slide down slowly.
      The feeling was amazing. The warm smooth pleasure of the skin between my legs. I spread my legs apart letting the finger slide in.
      He whispered so softly. I took a breath and opened my eyes.
      Ronald's eyes were clenched shut as I finger fucked myself, his fists were clenched in his lap. I knew it was the most 💀

  • @littlefloof
    @littlefloof Před měsícem +1

    mann i remember when the talk to transformer video dropped on unus annus, that was my favorite video

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors Před 6 měsíci +10

    "Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth." Is my favorite one lmao

  • @punkin2k760
    @punkin2k760 Před rokem +907

    Mark: I know, I know, its not legal
    Also Mark: At least I'm not breaking the law
    A: Why is your hair like that?

  • @MaxTheGameBoy
    @MaxTheGameBoy Před rokem +2647

    To this day….we will never truly know what those mushrooms are made of…

  • @ssj4gogeta130
    @ssj4gogeta130 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I’m low key curious about what the “racist!” one said!

  • @Jishwa583
    @Jishwa583 Před 12 dny +2

    We will never forget Auntie Doris...

    • @mambodockrill
      @mambodockrill Před 7 dny +2

      Auntie Doris? Do you mean Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul?
      Auntie Doris who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the Earth?!
      Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man?!?!
      Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe.
      Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
      AUNTIE DORIS WHO?!

    • @Jishwa583
      @Jishwa583 Před 6 dny

      @@mambodockrill Yes I mean Auntie doris the evil witch who took your soul.
      Auntie Doris who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the Earth.
      Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man.
      Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe.
      Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
      AUNTIE DORIS WHO?!

  • @jamiebro7522
    @jamiebro7522 Před rokem +1668

    I love it how Mark is expecting something huge and just either get extremely disappointed or gets more than he asked for.
    Also: Why is your hair like that?

  • @Booger_aidz
    @Booger_aidz Před rokem +1123

    Answers to “Q: Do you like it?”
    A: “Will you be a witness?”
    Yes, I will. And I already have a team of hitmen spies all over the USA currently *in your walls.*
    B: “Wow you really are so pretty!”
    I’m flustered.
    C: “Why is your hair like that?”
    Why would it not be like that?

  • @M1SSC0RPSE
    @M1SSC0RPSE Před 9 měsíci +2

    "Tsitsi" is a slang word for "b00bs" in my language 😂

  • @sampam489
    @sampam489 Před 8 měsíci

    I love that Mark says HERb instead of erb

  • @Captain_Rock1
    @Captain_Rock1 Před rokem +289

    “Will you be a witness?”
    ..to the Distractable Podcast featuring Mark, Wade, and Bob as they….

    • @Sheelovequann
      @Sheelovequann Před rokem

      Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 Před rokem

      Distractible is awesome

    • @RaiosSephi
      @RaiosSephi Před rokem +2

      *Marvelous Mark, Wonderful Wade and... Bob

    • @Captain_Rock1
      @Captain_Rock1 Před rokem

      @@RaiosSephi I love that!

  • @funforall9741
    @funforall9741 Před rokem +83

    11:00 genuinely has the makings of a great indie horror game...

  • @usGovernmentReal
    @usGovernmentReal Před měsícem +3

    Will you be a witness?

  • @adsoseverino6425
    @adsoseverino6425 Před 7 měsíci +17

    I tried it. I put "Crazy? I was crazy once." and it immediately went in such a cute and wholesmoe romance I swear

    • @clyde-or-monty
      @clyde-or-monty Před 5 měsíci +4

      I TRIED TO DO THIZ AND ONE OF THE LINEZ THAT POPPED UP SAID “I’ve learned to deal with my crazy.” HEEELPPP

  • @davidmortimer9764
    @davidmortimer9764 Před rokem +838

    "You really are so pretty."
    Man, these need to just keep going. Some of these have great plot potential and they cut off just as it's getting good.

    • @CuhJitCuhJit
      @CuhJitCuhJit Před rokem +21

      @DONT READ PROFILE PIC ratio

    • @raphi6817
      @raphi6817 Před rokem +7

      @DONT READ PROFILE PIC L + Bite of 87'

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png Před rokem

      @DONT READ PROFILE PIC + actual bot + copy pasted + no soul + enter captcha + sort by relevant + activate windows 10

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png Před rokem

      oof i went all out on that bot. sorry about that lol

    • @pokesonav
      @pokesonav Před rokem +4

      You can just keep generating them. There is no hard stop.

  • @analiesebielawski3630
    @analiesebielawski3630 Před rokem +634

    Q: Did you like it?
    A: Will you be a witness?
    Please keep doing more of these!!! I die laughing every time. Thank you for starting this on Unus Annus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @slam.p
      @slam.p Před rokem

      You die every time? Rip

  • @user-uf6gr1te2y
    @user-uf6gr1te2y Před měsícem

    ai text:
    Markiplier is cool and all, but he can't hold a candle to how awesome Schitts Creek and David Levy is.
    I met the guy once in LA and I walked up and said "Hi" and had a decent conversation, but he's just such a larger - than - life personality that it was like talking to a gigantic fun - house mirror.
    He said I was the first person who had ever called him by his real name, that was an ego boost!
    That is what made me want to be in a show he produced so that I can walk up to him in the street and say, "So, does that mean we're tight?" and he'd say, "Yeah, we're tight."

  • @isaiahwilhelm3109
    @isaiahwilhelm3109 Před měsícem

    I absolutely lost it when he brought up the new anime plot from one of his old YLYL videos!! Such a throwback 🤣🤣

  • @yvonneinreallife
    @yvonneinreallife Před rokem +220

    “Why is your hair like that?” I asked.
    “It’s strange that you ask that question considering I know exactly why I’m bald.
    I don’t know how or why I’m bald but let’s just say I got myself in a bit of trouble the other day and I’m not so pretty anymore.” I looked into the mirror to see my blood red hair halfway down my neck.
    “Now I can’t tell who you are, are you not going to tell me who you are?”
    “Nah.”

    • @Metamorphu_
      @Metamorphu_ Před rokem +11

      “Do you have a name?”
      “I’m Bert, I don’t have a last name or a birth certificate to go by.”
      “I’m not much of a talker, but I can tell you that I have no memory of what happened.
      I have no idea why I’m lying here in the hospital.
      I know I’m in grave danger.
      You’re going to have to help me save myself.
      I need your help.
      I know you can find out the truth.”
      I shook my head.
      “I really can’t do anything, sorry.”
      “Please, give me one more chance to find out who I am.
      I can’t die here with no answer.

    • @sabrinao1901
      @sabrinao1901 Před rokem +2

      She stared her best friend with hearts in her eyes. If only the girls knew they both had romantic feelings for eachother.
      It had been four days since Iris had seen her.
      Iris couldn't believe Dawn had never called her back.
      Ever since she had left Ash, she hadn't heard a word from Dawn.
      Iris had tried calling her several times but there was no answer.
      She even tried her sister's place but she couldn't reach her either.
      Iris was beginning to get worried.
      She knew her friend was in trouble but she couldn't do anything to help her.
      Cilan and Georgia were in trouble too.
      Ginra was able to save Ash but he will have to get rid of his wings. He lost his best friends that day and one of his friends too.
      The girls will have to kiss to overcome their sorrows.
      Just then Rinra returned and told them that their beloved assistant would be joining the girls to celebrate the winter festival and that the guests had just arrived.
      The guests had come from two far away places. One came from the top of Mt. Covington and the other came from the House of Horses. They had come to dance at the ball for the winter festival.
      Oh how much had Iris' face lit up!
      She forgot about Cilan for a while.
      But she still couldn't wait to see him.
      She ran up to him and gave him a big hug.
      "Mr. Cake!
      Mr. Candelble!
      Iris' favorite cakes!"
      Iris nearly shouted when she saw her favourite cakes.
      "Why are you here?"
      "I'm doing what I can for my friend," Cilan said in a soft, warm voice.
      "They've been on a trip to Sinnoh."
      "I know where he went!"
      Iris exclaimed.
      "He went to visit May and Max.
      May has frostbitten feet and Max is sick.
      I'm sure they're fine.
      Now I need to go, I have to prepare for the ball.
      See you again soon."
      She gave him one last kiss on the lips and went to prepare for the winter festival.
      Iris wasn't the only one who was looking forward to it, The King and Queen had too.
      The whole castle had been decorated and was ready for the ball.
      The lights from the trees and cauldrons filled the room with light.
      But Iris didn't notice that; she was busy chatting with the Queen.
      "And do you like our theme?"
      Queen Iris asked Cilan.
      "Yes," The King responded.
      "It is beautiful."
      "Thank you," Queen Iris said.
      She turned to Cilan.
      "Now do you think they've dressed you properly?
      Not in a shepherd's outfit like yours."
      "Queen Iris," Nurse Joy called out of the doorway.
      "Mr. Cilan is here to see you."
      Iris turned around and made her way to the door.
      As she approached, she opened her eyes a bit.
      "And who is this?"
      Iris asked Cilan.
      "Oh it's nothing," Nurse Joy said.
      "Mr. Cilan is a guest here.
      You know, from the dragon island."
      Iris nodded and waved goodbye to Nurse Joy.
      She said bye to Cilan as she closed the door behind her.
      Cilan stood against the door and gazed at her.
      He tried to push the door open but it wouldn't budge.
      "Open the door!"
      Cilan shouted.
      "Open the door!"
      He was enraged that Nurse Joy wouldn't let him in the room.
      He got down on his knees and started to bang on the door.
      "Why aren't you letting me in?!"
      Cilan growled in-

  • @starchilddante
    @starchilddante Před rokem +170

    Q: "Did you like it?"
    A: "Will you be a witness?"
    Of course, I'd be happy to testify in court.

  • @SnowyCreation.
    @SnowyCreation. Před 29 dny

    1:25 oh dang, the way the air just down played it

  • @KaiLucasZachary
    @KaiLucasZachary Před 7 měsíci

    oh how I wish I could know the blurred out parts that came after "Ronald Mcdonald" lol

  • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
    @jionmionskwisgaar1476 Před rokem +124

    4:21 feels like a moment a dad forgot he took mushrooms

  • @wjhull
    @wjhull Před rokem +338

    "Why is your hair like that?" is my go-to, but any of those answers will do when a job interviewer asks you about your greatest shortcoming.

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 Před 21 dnem +4

    Anybody come back after InferKit shut down?

  • @Cantfindaname917
    @Cantfindaname917 Před 7 měsíci

    Knock Knock, Who's there?
    Ladies man, your highness.
    Bout to kill a spider.
    Buckets of warm, sweet tea.
    Homemade cookies.
    It is so nice to know that in all the world we are loved.
    Sugar Dad is on vacation.
    He goes on them all the time.
    (Being a pastor is pretty cool.)
    He's in Florida with the boys.
    But he left yesterday.
    This is how we know it's summer - Daddy is home, but he left yesterday.
    I got the boys.

  • @corokarei7571
    @corokarei7571 Před rokem +70

    Ngl the stuff at 17:40 sounds like what the things they make us write and analyze in schools. Imagine submitting one of these bad boys as an assignment and the teacher thinks it’s deep xd

  • @alphakevin3153
    @alphakevin3153 Před rokem +100

    9:19 Why did marks "Heeffeeh" make me laugh so hard?? XD

  • @UnstoppableGiant
    @UnstoppableGiant Před 3 dny

    3:06 my favorite quote

  • @justagoober25
    @justagoober25 Před 7 měsíci +1

    i did a knock knock joke and it was santa claus, and he threatened to call the police

  • @Azubi_Meatball4349
    @Azubi_Meatball4349 Před rokem +133

    14:56 for anyone wondering, that link doesnt exist

    • @dat_fast_boi
      @dat_fast_boi Před rokem +82

      shoutout to youtube's timed comment sort thing
      the only good recent feature

    • @ImZhald
      @ImZhald Před rokem +37

      @@dat_fast_boi YES finally someone who agrees. I use it all the time

    • @stromegy5792
      @stromegy5792 Před rokem +12

      @@ImZhald same lol

    • @alexisbrink7161
      @alexisbrink7161 Před rokem +9

      @@ImZhald same

    • @SalwaCreationTime
      @SalwaCreationTime Před rokem +3

      Ah , make sense