I ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED THE EARTH | Solar Smash

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    Ever wanted to blow up the whole world? Well now you can with Solar Smash! But also... why would you do that?
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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  Před 3 lety +80881

    "accidentally"

  • @shannonrobbins59
    @shannonrobbins59 Před 2 lety +7307

    Mark: **sees mars** It’s just too beautiful, I can’t destroy it.
    Mark: **sees his home planet** *time to burn*

    • @CrazyTrainEnjoyer
      @CrazyTrainEnjoyer Před 2 lety +61

      *wonder why.*

    • @CrazyTrainEnjoyer
      @CrazyTrainEnjoyer Před 2 lety +39

      @TIV67 Playz im not reading that sorry

    • @g4rdenGn0stic__
      @g4rdenGn0stic__ Před 2 lety +32

      @TIV67 Playz I'm Atheist sorry friend

    • @loganxavier
      @loganxavier Před 2 lety +52

      @TIV67 Playz Don’t force your beliefs on random people, also that’s is completely irrelevant to the comment?

    • @kingsnom6595
      @kingsnom6595 Před 2 lety +31

      @TIV67 Playz look i know youre a christian and all but dont try to force your religion on others

  • @lawrencewright2329
    @lawrencewright2329 Před rokem +1083

    “That wasn’t so bad”
    A few seconds later:
    All life on Persephone ceases to exist.

    • @ShutUp359
      @ShutUp359 Před 8 měsíci

      @@MarioPagni-fz2sb excuse me dafuq?

    • @MarioPagni-fz2sb
      @MarioPagni-fz2sb Před 8 měsíci

      @@ShutUp359 i deleted it

    • @ShutUp359
      @ShutUp359 Před 8 měsíci

      @@MarioPagni-fz2sb I forgot to screenshot 😑😖😒😫

  • @vexron5872
    @vexron5872 Před rokem +683

    Mark skipped the Machine World so fast he never even found out it had a shield and a generator for its core.

    • @lordandsavior6726
      @lordandsavior6726 Před 9 měsíci +41

      It was quite disappointing to behold

    • @liamconnolly3897
      @liamconnolly3897 Před 8 měsíci +12

      REALLLL

    • @Zero-xb5gh
      @Zero-xb5gh Před 4 měsíci +10

      the machine world is the most fun to destroy, also if there were robots then it wouldnt count as people

  • @matthewprue1010
    @matthewprue1010 Před 3 lety +4622

    Mark: “I don’t like to go whole hog immediately.”
    Also mark: “I didn’t mean to turn the earth into a flesh light.”

  • @ryuuthefrog3775
    @ryuuthefrog3775 Před 3 lety +18000

    I love the fact that there's an alternate universe where Mark is screaming and crying and ripping up every chair in sight and nobody knows because the video was never uploaded.

  • @tohkritxhaln2703
    @tohkritxhaln2703 Před 5 měsíci +137

    20:12: Lixian zooming in on 530m dead while Mark says, “Everyone’s still alive.”
    The sass of this editor even when his avatar isn’t on screen is legendary.

  • @vilemint
    @vilemint Před 11 měsíci +113

    I love how, out of everyone he's killing, the only person he's upset about killing is Santa Claus.

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn Před 3 lety +8463

    Galactus be like "im sorry, i just wanted to turn around your planet to see it, im SORRY, didnt mean to send a shotgun of asteroids again"

    • @mr.borger2192
      @mr.borger2192 Před 3 lety +13

      wut

    • @Ezper-2099
      @Ezper-2099 Před 3 lety +21

      @@mr.borger2192 Same reaction here

    • @donutkitten1256
      @donutkitten1256 Před 3 lety +32

      Your art and animations are phenomenal!

    • @diartgallapeni1421
      @diartgallapeni1421 Před 3 lety +4

      @@fantasticdonut988 yeah no shit sherlock

    • @spacebrain9537
      @spacebrain9537 Před 3 lety +44

      @@fantasticdonut988 no that's Galactus, not Galactic. Galactic is a word that means in relation to a galaxy

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast Před 3 lety +20282

    He is Markiplier, destroyer of worlds!

  • @thatsamood
    @thatsamood Před 4 měsíci +18

    15:57 I love how Mark's eyes just widen in shock and his face morphs from curiosity to confused horror.

  • @Morales3088
    @Morales3088 Před rokem +114

    Imagine one day you look up to the sky and see a gigant markiplier face surrounded by missiles heading towards you

  • @alouette200
    @alouette200 Před 3 lety +6408

    "The only thing he ever liked more than himself was space"

  • @cookiecar_
    @cookiecar_ Před 3 lety +1252

    - "Dude, wtf was that?"
    -- "I think it was a giant lazer"
    - *"Godammit it's that Markiplier guy again!!"*

  • @artbysamc
    @artbysamc Před rokem +75

    Mark waxing poetic about terraformed Mars was honestly so sweet to watch ;w; it's such genuine love and passion for the subject

  • @dioh6993
    @dioh6993 Před rokem +25

    "I never want to say something's impossible because, man, if enough people dream it, maybe it is."
    -Markiplier
    10:25
    i thought that was beautiful.

  • @spongeboymebob771
    @spongeboymebob771 Před 2 lety +4992

    Mark: *passionately talking about space, terraforming, and the future of humanity*
    Also Mark: *brutally destroying all of Earth in various ways multiple times*

  • @Robalexe
    @Robalexe Před 3 lety +2407

    Mark's love for terraformed Mars is wholesome.

  • @SimplyRedScorpion
    @SimplyRedScorpion Před rokem +88

    Mark got so scared from those explosions he became an opera singer 13:59

    • @tjjavier
      @tjjavier Před rokem +7

      Hahahahaa! 🤣

    • @Dr.Fumflrdink
      @Dr.Fumflrdink Před rokem +10

      Mark: Opera sings*
      Also mark: "that was a lot less than I thought it would be, I thought the whole planet was going to go kaboom!"

    • @Xionias
      @Xionias Před 6 měsíci +4

      i've seen mark become an opera singer while scared more times than i remember.

    • @anshsgh6092
      @anshsgh6092 Před 2 měsíci

      tuuuuuuuuuu

  • @nox5634
    @nox5634 Před 10 měsíci +5

    10:25 wow just the way he said it makes me feel so... reassured ig.
    Its a weird feeling when he says this line but i kno that whenever i do it gives me some boost in moral and motiv.

  • @captainhope
    @captainhope Před 3 lety +921

    Rip Markiplier: Died on Mars after trying to solo terraform it by himself and letting himself get punched by cosmic horror. Not because he's a masochist, just to see what his body can handle

    • @ther.w.d.channel1501
      @ther.w.d.channel1501 Před 3 lety +17

      This comment is just... 👌
      I can't even explain why😂

    • @SebTsch
      @SebTsch Před 3 lety +2

      @@ther.w.d.channel1501 It's funny, that's why.

    • @taxidriver2146
      @taxidriver2146 Před 3 lety +5

      and right before he died he said "THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND"

  • @ALotofTomFoolery
    @ALotofTomFoolery Před 2 lety +2989

    "oh no"
    - Mark, as he slaughters tens of millions of people in seconds

  • @cellva1682
    @cellva1682 Před rokem +48

    I feel like if we were to try and terraform Mars, would it not make sense to attempt to turn a desert into fertile land (maybe by relocating the fauna or doing so in a way that allows said fauna to properly adapt to its new ecosystem) and use studies done from that to further research how to terraform a planet?

  • @Treecey
    @Treecey Před rokem +26

    Respect to mark for not knowing about the speed up button and sitting through the laser

  • @bellsack8113
    @bellsack8113 Před 3 lety +3222

    Alternate title: “Markiplier kills 741m people to draw a smiley face on a planet”

    • @Serasia
      @Serasia Před 3 lety +76

      Wow....was he Bill Cipher this whole time?

    • @Sirlightning12_
      @Sirlightning12_ Před 3 lety +5

      Duck them.

    • @Gnome_Tank
      @Gnome_Tank Před 3 lety +29

      "Accidentally"

    • @HumanitysStrongest
      @HumanitysStrongest Před 3 lety +26

      a small price to pay for *smiley face*

    • @mockzu
      @mockzu Před 3 lety +7

      @@dont9178 Well i cant since your profile picture has the quality from a youtube video from 2006.

  • @grayskyee
    @grayskyee Před 3 lety +764

    for Mark’s grave on mars:
    “This not-masochist owned five ovens. Rip.”

  • @zurazanai2247
    @zurazanai2247 Před rokem +14

    9:25 this is mark musk

  • @myotheraccountgotbannedlol8515
    @myotheraccountgotbannedlol8515 Před 6 měsíci +6

    23:19
    "Theres nothing we can do... "
    -Markiplier and Napoleon

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +21171

    It's all fun and games until Mark destroys the real world "accidentally"

    • @torraaa1220
      @torraaa1220 Před 3 lety +97

      ok

    • @ohellna
      @ohellna Před 3 lety +246

      HOW ARE YOU HERE

    • @EdgarOO7
      @EdgarOO7 Před 3 lety +237

      Everywhere I go, I see you

    • @francozy9976
      @francozy9976 Před 3 lety +54

      if Mark destroy the real planet we all die

    • @johnrusselsclips7257
      @johnrusselsclips7257 Před 3 lety +47

      Wow this comment isn’t getting that much likes huh, welp case closed he doesn’t use bots

  • @nazispy4537
    @nazispy4537 Před 3 lety +961

    Earth: *exists*
    Mark: : "Time to die"
    Smaller Earth: *exists*
    Mark: "My wittle baby"

    • @ThisisAEDEN
      @ThisisAEDEN Před 3 lety +1

      Wat?

    • @annyncn
      @annyncn Před 3 lety +1

      @Stella Armstrong lmfao

    • @user-nn7iz7ku5m
      @user-nn7iz7ku5m Před 3 lety

      @Stella Armstrong then why your name is "Stella"?
      Looking Lesbian...

    • @annyncn
      @annyncn Před 3 lety

      @@user-nn7iz7ku5m no problem with that babe

    • @Hi-xk4ii
      @Hi-xk4ii Před 2 lety

      @TheMixerGame YEAH we all are

  • @mrhenry003
    @mrhenry003 Před 7 měsíci +3

    mark: I LOVE SPACE! THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!
    also mark: turns the earth into a necklace bead

  • @breadwayy
    @breadwayy Před rokem +5

    Imagine if aliens use planets as canvases like you did, just casually drawing with lasers, "Oh, I messed up, we have to find another one"

  • @fern7550
    @fern7550 Před 3 lety +1864

    God, millions of years ago: OH THAT'S A METEOR, *I WAS JUST TRYING TO SPIN THE PLANET*

  • @antman151
    @antman151 Před 7 měsíci

    He should play this again sometime. I play it myself on occasion and they have updated it a lot since this video. The effects and stuff are much better now than they were when he uploaded this.

  • @stan52323
    @stan52323 Před rokem +2

    0:37 This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair.

  • @JustinWahlne
    @JustinWahlne Před 3 lety +619

    "Here lies Markiplier.
    Foolish is the man who flirts with Persephone, for Hades is a jealous god and man shall earn his scorn."

  • @thatguy_5240
    @thatguy_5240 Před 3 lety +566

    Markiplier: "Im starting out with baby steps, I dont like to go full hog"
    GrayStillPlays: "MORE ZEROS"

    • @ManiacalBlueberry
      @ManiacalBlueberry Před 3 lety +64

      "THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS"
      Also, I was waiting for a GrayStillPlays reference.

    • @evansparkles
      @evansparkles Před 3 lety +13

      @@ManiacalBlueberry Same

    • @RebelAngelForever
      @RebelAngelForever Před 3 lety +34

      Ah GrayStillPlays is so under appreciated 😭❤️

    • @evansparkles
      @evansparkles Před 3 lety +11

      @@RebelAngelForever yes he is

    • @aimbotxdaniel6573
      @aimbotxdaniel6573 Před 3 lety +8

      Lol when I read you say “baby steps” at the exact same time I here mark say baby steps XD what a coincidence XD

  • @LeviathanxAngels
    @LeviathanxAngels Před 8 měsíci +1

    “Some more toys.., to play with”
    Me imagining him saying “pew pew CABOOM” offscreen to play with earth and kill humans for satisfaction.

  • @BloomingEclipse
    @BloomingEclipse Před 6 dny

    Mark: "I love you Persephone"
    Hades: " *Excuse me?* "

  • @veritydoyle7886
    @veritydoyle7886 Před 2 lety +4453

    I love how Mark keeps referring to humans like he's not one of them "Humans are resilient, you know, you gotta give 'em that" 😂😂

  • @TheSaintPsycho
    @TheSaintPsycho Před 3 lety +573

    Markiplier: Hey, you might wanna duck.
    Narrator: Ducking did not help at all.

  • @dragongamerandart
    @dragongamerandart Před rokem +2

    "He was a great man with a great dream, and committed to many of his funny, wonderful, and enjoyable works. There were some of 'those' videos, but that made him even more lovable."
    That is what should be on Mark's grave... on mars...
    but in all honesty you are amazing beyond the vocabulary that fits in my head

  • @maldorov6297
    @maldorov6297 Před 8 měsíci +1

    By the time Mark would ever die on Mars, we'd have constructed a floating tomb for him

  • @theslizzlemeister5862
    @theslizzlemeister5862 Před 3 lety +767

    Mark: “I’m patient.”
    Me: “BUT THERE’S A FAST FORWARD BUTTON!!!”

  • @vexalot2975
    @vexalot2975 Před 3 lety +798

    Markiplier: *looks at a planet*
    Angel on his shoulderiplier: “it’s so pretty!”
    Devil on his shoulderiplier: “wipe them out…all of them”

  • @TheWalkingMeme360
    @TheWalkingMeme360 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Mark: no one really cares about Venus
    No long after: BREAKING NEWS AS POSSIBILITY OF LIFE IS DISCOVERED ON VENUS

  • @menmauzumaki007
    @menmauzumaki007 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Mark should really revisit this game. There's been quite a handful of new content that's been added over the last couple years.

  • @mukuroikusaba8651
    @mukuroikusaba8651 Před rokem +5261

    "Mom can we get in space with markiplier?"
    "No, we have in space with markiplier at home."
    In space with Markiplier at home:

    • @0_ooo0
      @0_ooo0 Před rokem +83

      Uhh captain what the hell is hap-

    • @prabean69
      @prabean69 Před rokem +47

      @@0_ooo0 What could go wrong with a crew like this?
      Alot

    • @SunshineGirl9898
      @SunshineGirl9898 Před rokem +5

      I am just ​@@prabean69

    • @AbsoluteEgg
      @AbsoluteEgg Před rokem +2

      Your mom has a utube channnel its called ​@@SunshineGirl9898

    • @14758
      @14758 Před rokem +2

      your boomer dad has an 69,420 year old account and it's called @LeEgg • 69,420 yrs ago

  • @xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941

    Mark: "Persephone, you ain't lookin' so bad-"
    Hades: *I'm sorry-?*

  • @your.local_ghost
    @your.local_ghost Před rokem +2

    half of this video is mark gushing about how beautiful and amazing terraformed mars is, and i'm 100% here for it

  • @katiek2854
    @katiek2854 Před rokem +1

    Mark: *talks about how amazing life on Mars would be*
    Also Mark: *draws a face on Persephony*

  • @fudgeboy2165
    @fudgeboy2165 Před 3 lety +1100

    “I don’t wanna kill anything that doesn’t have a *SOUL* in it!”
    - Markiplier 2021

    • @OfficialWRX
      @OfficialWRX Před 3 lety +3

      I saw the rapture! Jesus Christ came back for his children and we were brought with him up into heaven! He split the skies and I saw many bright white spirits in Christ riding up with me and were saved! Have you accepted Christ before it’s too late? Please repent of your sins for a chance at eternal life!!!

    • @AJ-vs3yz
      @AJ-vs3yz Před 3 lety +17

      @@OfficialWRX two words "shut up"

    • @fudgeboy2165
      @fudgeboy2165 Před 3 lety

      @@anticringe1194 yep.

    • @fudgeboy2165
      @fudgeboy2165 Před 3 lety

      @@OfficialWRX I have about a year ago. Thank you! May God be with you! Amen to you bro! 🙏 😊 ❤️

    • @Sosagng
      @Sosagng Před 3 lety

      @@AJ-vs3yz shut up

  • @cyrilgigee4630
    @cyrilgigee4630 Před 3 lety +481

    Epitaph for Mark:
    "He died on Mars. You might've assumed that, since you're currently reading his gravestone on Mars, but he really wanted everyone to know that he died on Mars. He also did a bunch of other stuff, much of which was arguably more noteworthy, but he mainly cared that everybody knew he died on Mars."

    • @fluffbutt1
      @fluffbutt1 Před 3 lety +4

      Jojo reference

    • @0Ihs_
      @0Ihs_ Před 3 lety +16

      @@fluffbutt1 sir, an epitaph is the small text on a gravestone that purpose is to honor the one that died. i know there is a stand named epitaph in part 5 but like
      do you really need to spread it here?

    • @fluffbutt1
      @fluffbutt1 Před 3 lety +2

      @@0Ihs_ yup

    • @imsotraumatized4079
      @imsotraumatized4079 Před 3 lety +2

      @@0Ihs_ Jojo is ZA WARUDO so yes everyone should know just like how he wanted people to know he died on mars

    • @dots1761
      @dots1761 Před 3 lety

      I read Epitaph and immediately knew I would find at least one JoJo fan

  • @samofthebeans
    @samofthebeans Před 8 měsíci

    I love the idea of Mark saying "What does this button do?" then destroying an entire planet.

  • @n-zyme638
    @n-zyme638 Před měsícem +1

    There’s an alternate universe where everything mark did in this game actually affected that planet

  • @Playopedia
    @Playopedia Před 2 lety +2296

    **kills millions of innocent lives**
    Mark: "Send the moon to crash into Earth, which is dope."
    **kills Santa**
    Mark: **hysteric sobbing**

  • @rubberduck3584
    @rubberduck3584 Před 3 lety +711

    It’s comforting to know that all of humanity would “accidentally” die if we were in mark’s hands

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 Před 3 lety +24

      Let's be honest, it would be destroyed in anyone's hands.

    • @Avanizer
      @Avanizer Před 3 lety +7

      @@anafu-sankanashi8933 yuppp

    • @reap3514
      @reap3514 Před 3 lety +3

      @@anafu-sankanashi8933 fair

    • @howaboutno7429
      @howaboutno7429 Před 3 lety +4

      @@anafu-sankanashi8933 especially gray

    • @hoodie6230
      @hoodie6230 Před 3 lety +2

      @@howaboutno7429 DEFINITELY Gray

  • @lizzystanfield356
    @lizzystanfield356 Před 2 měsíci +1

    8:36 is when he adores the mars terraforming

  • @samyakgupta2506
    @samyakgupta2506 Před rokem +1

    Samuel Hayden : you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars
    Mark : No

  • @scaredyghosts
    @scaredyghosts Před 2 lety +1963

    "I didn't mean to turn the earth into a Fleshlight"
    -Markiplier 2021

    • @hibikimitsuki7443
      @hibikimitsuki7443 Před 2 lety +24

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @mytheonix6503
      @mytheonix6503 Před 2 lety +32

      its Earth chan

    • @robertmiller1109
      @robertmiller1109 Před 2 lety +9

      @@hibikimitsuki7443 how do you manage the lenny face on a mobile device wise one
      Because I only know how to do this
      👁👄👁

    • @bransbites6675
      @bransbites6675 Před 2 lety +24

      @@robertmiller1109 The ancient, tried and true method of copy and paste, my dear commenter

    • @robertmiller1109
      @robertmiller1109 Před 2 lety +8

      @@bransbites6675 thank you wise one

  • @megadangerman3170
    @megadangerman3170 Před rokem +4487

    "God, I love space so much"
    Then, Markiplier had an idea. Thus, In Space with Markiplier was born.

    • @michael2350
      @michael2350 Před rokem +20

      Exactly what I thaught xD

    • @skrum7005
      @skrum7005 Před rokem +23

      in space with markiplier was already being made before this

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Před rokem +16

      @@skrum7005 The Joke
      Your head

    • @skrum7005
      @skrum7005 Před rokem +1

      @@Naokarma wut

    • @thomasregimbal989
      @thomasregimbal989 Před rokem +3

      He had the idea for in space by the time heist was wrapping up

  • @subnautical3467
    @subnautical3467 Před rokem +1

    Hey Markiplier! Since it seems like you want to Terraform Mars so much, A game that might fulfill your need is called Grow Song Of The Evertree. I play it and I think you’ll actually like it, maybe you could play it for a video! You get to create your own mini worlds and grow them and create life on them.

  • @djwimsy6739
    @djwimsy6739 Před měsícem +1

    An entire population sacrificed to make the planet a smiley face

  • @thehopesystem3795
    @thehopesystem3795 Před 3 lety +419

    "Here lies Mark Fischbach: He liked space, so he came to Mars to die. Last words 'this is so cool.'"

    • @themarauder6739
      @themarauder6739 Před 3 lety +4

      Rest in Space Peace

    • @Nervadane
      @Nervadane Před 3 lety +6

      His skeleton was found in the cheering position on the top of the highest peak, with a giant smile on it's face. His last moments, bouncing and shouting how awesome it all was

    • @shravan1005
      @shravan1005 Před 3 lety +4

      "This is so coooooool"
      Everyone : **Vietnam Flashbacks**

  • @stevedud90
    @stevedud90 Před 3 lety +671

    *Mark presses speed up button* "why's that matter"
    also Mark: *waits for 5 minutes to cut world in half*

    • @britannia3421
      @britannia3421 Před 3 lety +3

      @James Montgomery maybe make a decent comment worth liking instead of complaining?

    • @Ezper-2099
      @Ezper-2099 Před 3 lety +1

      @@britannia3421 agreed

  • @PREDGAMIN
    @PREDGAMIN Před rokem +2

    20:20 I think that they d pull each other as 2 individual objects with their own gravitational field

  • @RealbluesparkFN
    @RealbluesparkFN Před 5 měsíci +1

    The " You might wanna duck..." Followed by the compelete destruction of the earth had me laughing so hard _💀_

  • @elijahdechert5322
    @elijahdechert5322 Před 3 lety +384

    The quiet “oh… there went Africa.” Really got me

  • @ARYAN-mt9qf
    @ARYAN-mt9qf Před 3 lety +393

    Markiplier: what would be the gain from it?
    Alien species: Entertainment...

  • @itz_luluafton9523
    @itz_luluafton9523 Před 4 měsíci +1

    i love how mark sends 3 moons flying through the earth, and his first thought was that he killed santa.

  • @kinglucc6303
    @kinglucc6303 Před 5 měsíci +1

    You know what? I love space. Yet I hate it. I both love it and I hate it because of two simple things. One: I love it because it is just so beautiful and cool. Two: (even if it isn't infinite,) I hate it so much because my brain just cannot comprehend infinity and that scares me.

  • @mad_ace
    @mad_ace Před 2 lety +1379

    "You won't be on the naughty list if you kill Santa"
    Sometimes Mark's genius, it's almost frightening

  • @nuisance7105
    @nuisance7105 Před rokem +3

    9:20 beutiful speech

  • @chanulopatha
    @chanulopatha Před měsícem +1

    13:15 Mark: launches the nuke out of curiosity
    *Starts releasing energy
    Mark: thats not so bad
    *Nuke starts aborbing energy for final explosion
    Mark: *instant regret. 😂

  • @geronimostilton2861
    @geronimostilton2861 Před 3 lety +741

    “I don’t want to say something’s impossible, because if enough people dream it, maybe it is.” -Marsiplier 2021

  • @celsoramireznavarrete4163
    @celsoramireznavarrete4163 Před 3 lety +559

    Markiplier: "Just give America a big ol´high five"
    Mexico: "Ora"

  • @Sans-pk1ci
    @Sans-pk1ci Před 7 měsíci +1

    His first oh no sounded like the I am a surgeon 😂

  • @xjdjaws
    @xjdjaws Před 3 lety +1229

    Mark talking about how much he loves Terraformed Mars is so nice.

    • @JustinGoncalves
      @JustinGoncalves Před 3 lety +25

      Hope it wont turn out like doom

    • @TheDaemon66
      @TheDaemon66 Před 3 lety +11

      I came here to comment this. It was so pleasant

    • @AnonymousMajesty-qn2op
      @AnonymousMajesty-qn2op Před 3 lety +2

      U right

    • @OfficialWRX
      @OfficialWRX Před 3 lety +3

      I saw the rapture! Jesus Christ came back for his children and we were brought with him up into heaven! He split the skies and I saw many bright white spirits in Christ riding up with me and were saved! Have you accepted Christ before it’s too late? Please repent of your sins for a chance at eternal life!!!

    • @Ace-eu4ui
      @Ace-eu4ui Před 3 lety +13

      @@OfficialWRX no.

  • @pan7788
    @pan7788 Před 3 lety +910

    Mark: *ends all life form existence on earth*
    Also mark: “accidentally”

    • @biglittleguy
      @biglittleguy Před 3 lety +6

      “There are no accidents”
      -Master Oogway

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat Před 3 lety +2

      Eh, I believe it lol. Man can't take a walk without breaking his foot XD

  • @YouthfulCrusader
    @YouthfulCrusader Před 7 měsíci

    You KNOW these circumstances are horrible when mark says ¨Oh nooo¨"and looks genuinely horrified.

  • @TheWinjin
    @TheWinjin Před měsícem

    I'm suprised Markiplier hasn't played Surviving Mars with the Terraforming addon. It's a bit slow but it's incredible when you watch the numbers go up and then one day you can just disable the domes and people can live there. It's beautiful.

  • @minenotyours212
    @minenotyours212 Před 3 lety +728

    “I don’t wanna kill anything without a soul” Thank god I’m a ginger

  • @nategreat0040
    @nategreat0040 Před 3 lety +1185

    “You’re not on the naughty list if Santa’s dead” ~Mark 2021

  • @austinhuber8440
    @austinhuber8440 Před 7 měsíci

    “If you destroy everything, then you have nothing left in the future.” Wise and insightful. I love markiplier!

  • @ShadowFlame-zv5yd
    @ShadowFlame-zv5yd Před 5 měsíci +1

    Mark: Gosh i love space
    Also mark:*destoys multiple people*

  • @beatz7190
    @beatz7190 Před 3 lety +716

    Mark: “I’m simply trying to turn the planet”
    Also Mark: *Kills 300 million people in the process*

    • @Dylan-xi6cs
      @Dylan-xi6cs Před 3 lety +6

      I was laughing my head off when I read this

    • @eggroll7287
      @eggroll7287 Před 3 lety +6

      He could just wait a year

    • @Dolphin_Wooo
      @Dolphin_Wooo Před 3 lety

      dont worry i paused it before he attacked the world

    • @offficialbreado1612
      @offficialbreado1612 Před 3 lety

      I wonder if im one of them🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @jubbano7791
    @jubbano7791 Před rokem +1

    13:19 DAAANGGGGGG KILLED EVERYONEEEE

  • @song6771
    @song6771 Před měsícem +1

    13:09
    "Oh, hi, welcome to my school house."

  • @_diabetes6495
    @_diabetes6495 Před 3 lety +746

    RIP Mark - “He wasn’t a masochist, he just wanted to see if his body could handle space without a suit.”

    • @natalielukens4525
      @natalielukens4525 Před 3 lety +6

      this comment. needs more. LIKES!!

    • @_diabetes6495
      @_diabetes6495 Před 3 lety +2

      @@natalielukens4525 aww thank you 😊

    • @that1754
      @that1754 Před 2 lety

      @@_diabetes6495 sorry to say this but she's fake

    • @fl0werz922
      @fl0werz922 Před 2 lety

      @@that1754 no that’s a real person -mike

  • @Casedilla73
    @Casedilla73 Před 3 lety +655

    “Tearing apart every chair in sight”
    Classic Markiplier.

  • @DJMetalstone
    @DJMetalstone Před 6 dny

    Mark : " I want to die on mars , let people think and write what they feel should be on my tombstone "
    Me : I'll write : " Done uploading for today " :)

  • @Golden_Official100
    @Golden_Official100 Před 5 měsíci +2

    as an average player of Solar Smash, the game changed A LOT today.

  • @smackconfessional
    @smackconfessional Před 3 lety +543

    *Throws the moon at Earth.*
    Moments later: "I can't destroy teraformed Mars."

  • @leafean3609
    @leafean3609 Před 3 lety +813

    Markiplier after accidentally sending an asteroid to destroy brazil : "Sorry Brazil"
    Brazil : *insert crying cat with thumbs up meme*

  • @sniperlord5856
    @sniperlord5856 Před rokem +10

    The punch of markiplier can annihilate the whole universe 😂

  • @user-qv4mz4yj4f
    @user-qv4mz4yj4f Před 24 dny

    2:18 if you use this mode with a jet, you go 3rd person and fly the jet. Also you can nuke the sun for easy kills

  • @ShadowDancer1000
    @ShadowDancer1000 Před 2 lety +2452

    Fun fact: the “lightning” is actually massive gama rays created from dying stars

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 Před 2 lety +90

      It looks like a big ass, magicka-devouring spell from Skyrim and nothing less.

    • @ShadowDancer1000
      @ShadowDancer1000 Před 2 lety +94

      Due to scientific theory, Jotaro and DIO are the strongest characters in anime. Breaking down time stop, the ability to stop time can be translated to slowing it down by an infinite amount. Because Jotaro and DIO can move freely within this time stop, they essentially bypass the slow of time. In order to do this however, they basically generate an infinite amount of kinetic energy out of nowhere, but is restrained because of stopped time. This means that once time stop ends...
      The entire universe fucking dies.

    • @femboyeggy8947
      @femboyeggy8947 Před 2 lety +28

      @@ShadowDancer1000 bows down to superior big brain

    • @ShadowDancer1000
      @ShadowDancer1000 Před 2 lety +17

      @@femboyeggy8947 I don’t know if you noticed but you just called someone a big brain meanwhile the first word in their scientific megachad speech is spelled wrong. Not anymore though.

    • @eliferguson3422
      @eliferguson3422 Před 2 lety +18

      @@ShadowDancer1000 my brain can't handle these big boy words you speak of.

  • @corvusnull5204
    @corvusnull5204 Před 3 lety +631

    "Here lies Markiplier, the man who loved space as much as he hated the ocean."

    • @dont9790
      @dont9790 Před 3 lety

      ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŘÈ

    • @Ragehunger
      @Ragehunger Před 3 lety +11

      What I had in mind was "Mark Fischbach - his love for space outshined his fear of the ocean". But it could work either way.

    • @user-vv6tz5ks5r
      @user-vv6tz5ks5r Před 3 lety +4

      @@dont9790 alright, I won't

    • @mrhalfsaid1389
      @mrhalfsaid1389 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dont9790 WeWpSeE pEwPsEe I did read it

    • @jahanterrells9010
      @jahanterrells9010 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dont9790 ok

  • @ikeyparker
    @ikeyparker Před 3 měsíci

    Loved the sermon on terraform Mars. Really spoke to me.

  • @Ilikegachaclub131
    @Ilikegachaclub131 Před rokem

    Harry potter was almost thrown to the ground by the explosion, but he was able to step out of the way with the help of his wand. Harry was so grateful for his wand, he promised himself he'd give one to Ron and Hermione. A commotion sounded off behind him. Harry put his wand back into his robes and cast a shield around himself and Ron and Hermione. Then he was knocked over, but was back on his feet in a couple of steps.
    "Harry!" yelled Ron and Hermione's mouths were clamped together as they ran towards the boy, and they all stood there staring. Ron and Hermione stared at Harry, while Ron was shaking. Hermione wasn't shaking, and she couldn't stop staring at Harry.
    Harry knew Ron had brought up the subject of Harry going back to the boarding school because of the witch that had been killed, but Harry hadn't wanted to discuss that. That would mean Ron and Hermione wouldn't be able to see him anymore. Harry was the reason why Ron was staying in school, and they all knew it. They also knew that Ron needed Harry to finish his education so he could become a policeman, and Harry was not willing to leave him behind.
    Harry realized why Ron and Hermione weren't shaking, and it took him a moment to realize it was because of him. Ron and Hermione knew exactly who Harry was because they had met Harry before. They knew that Harry was the boy that stood in front of them, and they knew that Harry was different.
    Ron and Hermione stared at Harry for another moment before they ran forward and hugged him. Ron was hugging Harry tightly, and he kissed Harry on the forehead.