THE ULTIMATE LIFE SIMULATOR | Imagine Lifetimes
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- Is your life everything you imagined it to be? Is there anything you would do again if you had the chance? Well with Imagine Lifetimes you can start all over again! ...and again! ...and again...
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Other children: *Exists*
Kindergarten markimoo staring at them from afar: Pathetic.
Is that... an UnOrdinary reference?
Not to mention they're behavioring at things
While smiling as well.
Mark: I see no god up here
But me!
how is this the exact same thing i thought
Mark: *crushing his Brothers skull in*
Momiplier: *smiles in delight *
*THE MOST HAPPY OVER DEATH. SHALL BE MY COMPANION IN CRIME*
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts
Now we know where Darkiplier got his personality from...
His last face expression being yours😈
like Romulus and Remus
Favorite child status unlocked
Can we talk about how beautiful and sweet his mom is? She sounded so happy every time she answered the phone and didn’t seem upset not even once🥺
don't reflect yourself
@@quandaIedingIeWhat?
@@Idkwhats_goingontbh nevermind
She is so precious
yea!
From a boy with a big brain to a man who owns five ovens
WHAT!
Everything pans out
@@asteroth9844 you could say he's kitchen up
"you crushed your brother with one hand while giving me puppy eyes" that's alpha levels of dominance of I've ever heard it.
if i've ever heard of it*?
Jared James Ramos DONT
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true
“your brothers said dada and that disappointed me.” “but you adored me because you said mama” *you also crushed your brother face down*
Ok weird gachatard.
@@stanleybik1657 Ain't gotta be rude.
Lmao right
depressed that you dont have enough likes on YOUR comment?
@gacha_loser .-. Lmao
Marks favorite childhood activity was staring at a wall. Chica constantly stares at people and walls. Maybe there is more to this pair than we all thought
When Mark’s mom talks a bout the video game his dad gifted him, it brings back memories, and you can see the twinkle in his eyes. The story about that 1 is beautiful
Mark, a one month old baby, crushing his brother with a single hand: "Why do you act like a FOOLISH little child?"
SPEEEEEEEDWAGGGOOOOOOOONNNN
I'm feeling a needwagon
Top comment! 😅😅😂😂😂😂
SPEEEEEDWAGOOOOONN
Memewagon foundation😂😂
When Mark proposes to Amy
Amy: why is the ring so small?
Mark: I spent all the money on a big TV and cake..
Amy: understandable
Driidlz I feel like she would be more like;
Amy: hell yeah!
@Theodore Keating yeah ikr
In the unus annus stream when mark told amy to come to him i legit thought he was gonna propose xd
A black and white one
mark screaming “oasis, oasis” when the word is OSMOSIS had me dying
it was an unus annus reference.
mark was basically a horror movie child that stared at walls and laughed at things that weren’t there
Mark's brother : looks at his mom while mark next to him
Mark : *so you have chosen death*
Hi
@@brandonbergfelt2530 hiii
@@lamyaamounadi7587 Are you related to Ben Dover, Mike Hawk, or Jack Mehoff?
10/10
this made me cackle to the point where my mom yelled at me 🤣
Alternate title: mark asks his mom about his childhood and finds out as a kid he stared at a wall and smiled
His inner darkiplier was showing
Not even possible mark was to poor to afford walls..
One wrong turn and he could have been a serial killer
02 is wifu
@@zenitsuagatsama4204 waifu* and no she’s overrated
Mark screaming “WOO, I’m a failure!” was more relatable than any other CZcams media I’ve seen.
Somebody quote this: “I play games, I am a cow!”😂
I play games, I am a cow! - MerlinMcoy-Crego
baby markiplier: sits, stares and smiles for fun.
Adult markiplier: sits, stares, and smiles for fun in front of a camera.
It was meant to be :')
Mind blown
.O. Wow destany never changes.. ( T u T )
I was literally just about to comment that at 3:34 but you had already done it
You forgot about how baby markiplier crushes his brother
*Mark’s Mom talking about Mark*
“A boy with a big mind”
*Mark*
“BIG BRAIN!”
The second I herd big mind I was lie 'THIS IS BIG BRAIN TIME'
@@insidejoke1068 who wasn't?
Oh yeah big brain time
Frost - Bite I felt that
"we couldn't afford a toy"
And look where mark is now! True success story
11:00
Mark:
Internet baby, Internet all the way
Few seconds later
Mark: What the hell is this
that ain’t the only thing back then mate
Mark: *calls his mom to ask her about his first words*
Momiplier: *tells a story about how Mark loved his mom so much that he tried to suffocate his brother*
Me: “sounds accurate”
LOL MOMIPLIER
And he suffocated him for no reason top
Qtaro Kujo he was just asserting dominance
LMAO
2:18
Mark: was i sitting and staring and smiling in kindergarten too?
Mark's Mom: *Y E S*
I don't know man sound kinda creepy to me
"I saw this comment once that part came up in the video XD"
GUYS ITS SPY FROM TF2
Engineer gaming
J
This game really does seem like Unus Annus: The Game. The "You were born... in a random place.. at a random time.. with a random set of genes.." actually sounds like something straight out of Unus Annus.
The first wholesome encounter with Markiplier's mom ever, whereas Mark goes on both a memory trip with her AND a big-ass quiz summarizing what Mark did when he was younger.
"I would just sit in a room and stare and smile!"
Suddenly all the horror games you play make a ton more sense.
Brah
There is a guy on CZcams who actually just sits and smiles for videos
23:45
He used his *imaaaginaaaaatioooon*
Nice 420 likes
Mark’s childhood: Sitting, silently, smiling, questioning his existence, becoming smart by just existing, and judging people thinking of a way to dominate the world
Actual Content and smashing his brother’s face into the ground
This describes my own childhood
ah ,and mark remaned the same even today
@@uhnqie same except i did not think of how to conquer the world i thought of how to DESTROY IT (my plan is working really well btw i did not know a virus would be so effective)
Dont forget about “The Stone”
When Mark asked his mother about his favourite toy and her response was that he used to sit in a room, stare and smile-
It reminded me of the baby in yellow..
4:53 *Nerd*
Mark's brother: maMa
MARK: *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE YOU SINGLEMINDED FOOL*
I want this registered 😂😂
💀💀😂😂😂😂
😂🤣
Mark: DIE BROTHER BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THE MAMA GROUND MEANWHILE YOU HAVE THE LOWER DADA GROUND
Mark's Brother: Says Dada before Mama
Mark: So you have chosen death
Mark: Peace was never an option.
I love how we study markiplier's personality from this video
Mark: “ah yes what an amazing wall let me stare at it all day and smile”
"Why do you act like a foolish little child?"
"I'm so grown up."
Best story i heard Mark's mom tell. 😂
More than mark CRUSHING HIS BROTHER WITH ONE HAND
Baby: murder brother
Child: stare at wall
Adult: makes fnaf popular
And this is the life of markiplier! The last part of his life is when he gets old!
Hotel: Trivago
thats what life is about
Well, he doesn’t take credit for making it popular. He thinks it would’ve without him.
Basically
His conversations with his mom are so cute 🥰
My name is Nicole and hearing mark say my name was all I needed in life, I can now die happy
Mark's mom just told us that Mark was an introvert in his whole childhood
i don't think we needed mom confirmation to know that
@@not-pyroman lol underrated
im acttualy not surprised.
He hasn't changed either
for the better
Also a bro crusher
Mark in kindengarden: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"
Mark in actual days to ethan: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"
.
.
.
literally thinking the same thing
If he sat in a room staring and smiling and being in his head Id think that would mean that Markimoo had a magical imagination.
He should pick the Unicorn next time. X'D
Past that....That Freestyle Though.👌😆
9:36 i read photography very wrong
Mark's mom: "You used to sit and analyze people, like 'why are you acting like a foolish little child?'"
Me: Well, mark is making up lost time, he's acting like a child now.
@@fateful2113 it's a common name just not in English
Took the words outta my mouth😂😂
@@fateful2113 rita hayworth
Lmfao 😂😂😂
A "professional" child.
Mark: Asking his mom questions about his life and being super nice.
Also mark: "You shut your down dang mouth MOM!!!"
His mom is so sweet and lovely. And we like to call sitting and staring at a wall smiling ✨D I S S O C I A T I O N✨.
I lost it when mark started slapping his desk and yelling “OASIS, OASIS, OASIS”
He gotten insane
Jojoke
I lost it at the, “WHERE’S LET’S PLAY??”
Different title: Mark repeatedly calls his mother for 24 minutes
She is so lovely xD
XD perfect 😂👌
That makes it better😂😂
Another alternate title: Markiplier's childhood exposed by his own mom.
His mom is so sweet.
Mark’s entire interaction with his mom is so freaking wholesome.
du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du , theres my cactus, oh theres my dog, theres roses , oh theres a log, theres a frog, in the bog ,theres my cash, oh what a job, going back in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field , oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles-Markiplier
“you didn’t need a toy, you used your brain”
yep, that sounds like him alright
that sounded sad and traumatic
he was in his big brain time
@@NadimElneser 😐
@@NadimElneser 😐
@@NadimElneser 😐
Jason: says dada
Momiplier: I will never forget this betrayal
Mark: *smiles and use his hand to crush at his brother*
Top ten anime betrayals
VonJovy_YT Momiplier: *GO FORTH MY MINION. AVENGE MY HONOUR. CRUSH THIS HEATHEN*
That intro with Mark's mom explains why he's so weird, and sometimes smart.
14:27 You swiped right on my mom
Mark's mom: You just used your brain.
Mark: It's big brain time.
@Cerberus Obliteration that's not true he only used 1%
Oh yeah, this big brain time
Mind size: Mega
Mark: "Hey Mom. Did I say mama or Papa?"
Momiplier: "You said Mama." *Proceeds to describe how he took down his older brother at one month old*
Lmao
He was a big baby.
@Good AND Bad hello
@@randybray7558 yeah sure
@@nightrainieee Thank you.
Mark’s mom: you didn’t complain… *much*
Mark: **laughing**
Momiplier describes Mark as a child: quiet smiling staring watching analyzing behaviors
Mark: I sound like a Super Villain
Sounds more like a Sociopath 😂😂
The perfect song doesn’t exi-
Mark: *starts freestyling*
i👁️am🦗a💃cow🐮
~Lyrics~
BA there's my cactus🌵
BA there's my DOG🐕
there's a roses🌹🌹
AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳
there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗
THERES MY CASH🤑,
OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻
going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️
i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮
dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal
gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
@@txiczmbie1077 I think it’s “track and field”
im fucking crying its so funny to me
@•sugararcakeyum• :D at the end of the vid 21:32
“You were perfect.” Every Asian wants to hear from their parents.
Reality sometimes disappointing
I think everyone wants to hear that from their parents
@@kimjongjuul4349 if an Asian parents said it, it's just hit different
@@nautilus0207 ok
He was
i hope someone clipped that bit of mark singing it’s so beautiful
dude him talking to his mum is so wholesome
Not gonna lie, Marks song he makes up as after he dies is pretty fire. I'd actually listen to a full song of that 😅
Red Evans What’s the time? Nvm it’s 21:38 XD
Sometimes I watch this video because I know its coming:)
Same
Ikr? That background track is awesome
Taylor Riches Exactly
Me when I was a child : **likes to play with chalks**
Mark when he was a child : *"Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor"*
Idk why but I lmao 😂
I ate the chalk
Lmao
@@tamakii1 we all did
the wall is so much better bro
It's cute seeing Mark and his mother talk along
21:30 Mark dropping the sickest beat of all time 🔥
Marks Mom: you liked to analyze people’s behavior when you were little
Mark on Unus Annus: In another life, I could absolutely see myself being a cult leader
PsychadelicWolf that’s what I thought 😂😂
Yo dude so you do t have to put Mark's mom next time just put momiplier I'm not trying to judge you
I hope you are having a good 24 hour of today
@@io7020 hi
So Mark was the original weird starring kid meme...
Skeet yeet in ten years the world is delete
666 likes
21:28 WHYS THATS SO FIRE BRO
bro when the pimple started popping, my face twitched, and i felt JUST ABOUT UNCOMFORTABLE AS MARK 😭💀
Momiplier: Don’t mind him
Mark: *staring at a wall for the past hour and smiling creepy*
Smells like weed
It's demons Jim demons
Pretty sure that's how Darkiplier is born
21:28 Lyrics:
“Dun (x26?)
There’s my cactus, ooh there’s my dog!
There’s the roses and there is a log!
There’s a frog in the bog.
There’s my cash, ooh what a jog!
Going back, in time now
I played games, I am a cow!
Track and field, ooh what a deal!
Gonna steal... ALL THE MOBILES!
...I don’t know...”
We need someone to remix this lmao
O
M
G
Yes!!!
Pls someone make a remix!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Most definitely IS A MUST!!!
10 HOUR VERSION MAH BOIS AND GIRLS!
It sounds like Marks edition of Friends on the other side
I said the same think we need a remix
"Looked at the wall and smiled". That's...not normal.🤣
15:38 CRYINGGGG
For anyone who wants the lyrics of Mark's amazing song:
21:39 "There's my cactus, there's my dog, there's the roses, and there is a log, there's a frog, in the bog, there's my cash, ooo what a jog, going back, in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field, oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles...i don't know"
he do be spitting facts tho
"i am a cow"
Straight spittin
@@eugene_glovak no
that had no business being that good
Mark when talking about ring size: “listen babe, we’re on a budget”
Mark when seeing a cake option:
*OVER 9000!!!!*
Its
This is to go... *EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!!!!*
Who need a ring. CAKE IS MORE IMPORTANT
Give me...
*ALL THE CAKES*
This is perfectly logical, and I have an explaination.
This is the cake that he'll get when he destroys Detroit.
lmao i love momiplier so much she’s just so pure and unintentionally funny
21:39 you have no idea how many times I watched that song. I was dying laughing, my god!
Markiplier: "I AM A COW!"
Flashes back to when Markiplier made MOO
Same
Markimoo
Fucking nostalgia
Mooooo song plays* I’m a cow bitch MOOOOOO
Mark acts like he didn’t just drop the sickest beat of the century
~Lyrics~
BA there's my cactus🌵
BA there's my DOG🐕
there's a roses🌹🌹
AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳
there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗
THERES MY CASH🤑,
OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻
going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️
i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮
dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal
gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
@@txiczmbie1077 track and field not dragon field. I thought he said dragon field too 😅
@@txiczmbie1077 Mark leaked his new album by accident
@@txiczmbie1077 all the mobiles as well, not auto mobile; you can hear him say fields
So damn true
Mark i love your mom, she is so sweet, bless her soul
0:38 Mark: Oh, that was a v*****…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
someone: what was your favorite childhood toy
mark: looking and smiling in the middle of the room
Dang lol it's like we watched the same video!
@@volpelastname6951 yep its awesome
tHEY WERE TOO POOR TO AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE
Cars
I
I love your mom. She is hilarious.
Awkward
@Hjönk Hjönk Am Goose in every way
@@omarfarooq9963 how?
Same
Yeah very funny 👍
I’m already liking just for that conversation with his mom. That was gold! I can very clearly remember my favorite childhood toy. She was a beanie-baby sized grey plush cat (the kind that also had little plastic beads inside, too) that was made to easily curl up in a ball. She had turquoise eyes and her name was Sharlet Purr. Spelled like that (I was a kid, deal with it). I carried her literally everywhere.
“Paychecks are delayed.” Mark: Well that seems a little bit illegal.
Me: ……… We don’t even get a warning. The checks just show up when they do. If they do.
As a baby marks first words were moma ...he also tried to murder his brother apparently when they were babies
Mark: “I didn’t graduate!”
Me (class of 2020): ... oh ... I guess I won’t either ...
Beth Brown Me, also a senior: hahahahah...hahah...hah... oh..
I mean....at least I got the 69th like....amiright?
Me:
*[F]* congrats tho
Same
Mark: “I was a boy with a big brain”
Me: “Yes, It’s big brain time”
Ahah good one
@furious-oreo :D spitting some fax
it was never not big brain time with him
@@saYONAkidoRII they aren’t being mean they are just saying gacha is cringe, so really your telling them to delete the comment about them expressing their opinion and you making them delete their opinion being “mean” so just stop, if you find people saying what you like is cringe is mean don’t get on the internet because everyone on the internet is gonna be mean about something.
@@bigman5306 That’s… actually kind of true
I didn’t really think about what I was writing there. Sorry ;w;
i mean, staring and smiling at nothing is pretty accurate when it comes to mark talking with lixian in a video.
the mom feels like being given a script to read about markiplier childhood
“No one tell Amy” *flashback of Unus Annus scenes of Don’t tell Amy*
Traumatizing.
Your mom seems so holsum.
Best moments ever on unus anus might I say,
Don’t tell the normies about Unus Annus!
21:27
I am surprised more people are not talking about this masterpiece of a song. (heres the lyrics just because)
there's my cactus
eh there's my dog
there's some roses
and there is a log
there's a frog
in the bog
there's my cash
ooh what a jog
going back
in time now
i played games
i am a cow
track and field
oh what a deal
gonna steal
automobiles
That is probably one of the best songs I have ever heard, and it deserves to be number 1 on all the leaderboards and stuff
That's my favorite part of the video xD
I literally come back to the video just for the song 😭
I laughed so hard at that part
Sounded legit cool, mark is a mastermind
No he said what a jog clearly not a REAL fan of his music
“I was not really in that career path” 1.69 milliseconds later “aaaauuuggghhuuu aaaddgguuuu aaaggguuu”
21:38 Oooh shit Markiplier freestyle, I never thought the day had come 😂😂
Mark would apparently sit in a room, stare and smile, while crushing his brother's head because he loves his mama.
Honestly the more i read this the more i fear i may have a nighhtmare of a child just sitting in the dark staring and smilling and possibly crushing someone head.
It feels like Momiplier knows she’s being recorded, so she takes the opportunity to brag about Mark XD
he has the facetime camera pointed at the camera so she definitely knows whats up
thats also why she poses for the camera everytime shes onscreen lol you can see her smiling and trying to only show one side of her face like its her good side lmao
I love Mark's Mom. She is just so adorable.
Ya'know, this video was the first ever video I watched from this channel and now 2 years later I'm a big fan of his, now watching almost all of his videos, Mark is a great guy, he makes me happy :]
21:28 Mark's Life Rap Lyrics:
There's my cactus
Oh, there's my dog
There's some roses
And there is a log
There's a frog
In the bog
There's my cash
Ooh, what a jog
Going back
In time now
I play games
I am a cow
Track & Field
Oh, what a deal
Gonna steal
All the mobiles
I don't know...
Cachorrinho Jogador forgot the iDk
@@kristigreenlief664 true sorry
I think he says jog not jug lmao
@@royaltinman2226 hmmm maybe...
I was laughing hysterically
Am I the only one that appreciates how happy his mom is everytime she picked up she was so happy lol and when he said sorry and stuff she would happily say anytime it's cute
Agreed
also how did you have 1.3k likes and no reply’s lol.
@@crazyassassin6018 There's nothing to add to perfection, lol.
Literally every video I watch of Mark's I just adore him more. He's such a good person 💙
Mark’s mom is so wholesome, I love whenever she makes a cameo
Title needs to be updated with "special guest: Mom"
Loved home Markimom totally didn't argue about how Markiplier was a supervillain as a kindergartner 😂
Momiplier*
momiplier happy mark tried to murder his brother XD shes 100% chill
Speaking of super villains, it was nice to see Damien again after all these months.
Best part him having to call his mom more than once lol
Denver Tikky markimom still works