I AM LITERALLY THE GRIM REAPER | Death and Taxes
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- čas přidán 10. 02. 2020
- But also I'm kind of an accountant... This indie game is awesome and full of life or death situations and choices!
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Alternative title : "Markiplier flirts with his Boss and kills people for 47 minutes"
@{Xhyphontic} Yes.
you are like Eminem,.....
"we dont wanna hear you spit the facts-"
I mean I would-
Heck yeah
That should have been a live action choose your adventure series.
Working with Markiplier.
Mission: kill a guy with an industrial background.
Mark: kills a 73 year old who loves birds and wrote books.
Darkiplier.
Mission: kill 2 young people and anyone with a medical background
Mark: *let's the immunologist live*
Mark would make one hellofa Kira
I am screaming in frustration
well.. uh.. oops. happens to the best of us! >_>
"Kill the engineer"
Mark: Surely it can't be the guy who engineers stuffs
I wonder, did he need to kill anybody? I mean the rules only stated to mark a person, not mentioning anybody needing to die. But maybe I‘m just overanalysing. So if anybody has played the game, I would love to know if Mark was required to kill anybody!
@koltrol4370 Yes, you have to mark a person or else you can’t move on. And if you don’t kill anyone you get fired for insubordination
Fate: It saddens me to have wasted *precious resources* on summoning such a disappointment. Hopefully the next Death Spawn will have some merit. Good-bye.
Mark: *Is made of lemons*
Lemons are precious resources.
Plot twist,
the cat is the one talking, the man holding him is just his servant
Just like that one episode of old power puff girls. LOFL
Or that one Futurama episode
So, Dr Klaw?
Ok
Destiny's Destiny
It would be a plot twist if it wasn’t the cat
Hey Mark, I played this demo today myself. During the second day, I got a person named Mark, who had a last name very similar to iplier... And the person looked like you. And had a substantial online video following. Also a background in engineering. Yeah, it was that universes version of you.
The second day required me to kill anyone with engineering background.
Sorry Mark. Gotta pay the afterlife bills.
God I know it's unlikely but I wish he'd see this. I can just imagine him going back, spending hours and hours combing through the game just to find his character. Not like he's ever done *that* before- *cough* Ichiban *cough*
At 44:14, he kills Samuel Van Seelac, a reference to Wilford Warfstache. It's a picture of Warfstache, talking about his job as a reporter and a vaguely 'tragic past'.
TheLichruler probably was mark wire
Ore, Ore I wish mark would do more warfstache videos
@@oreore949 It is a reference.. but not to Wilford Warfstache >_>
This just proves how great of a voice actor Mark would be
Fate: [insert speech here]
Mark: **listening dramatically**
My attention: c a t
C a t
C a t
C a t
✨F A T E✨
@@KrishGandhi787 C a t 😡
Most people's choice: Rich kid that retired early
The right choice: Brake modifier
Mark's choice: Old birdwatcher
The New Generation I knew I wasn't the only one who knew the right choice. Mark is great but sometimes he is so dumb🤦♂️
Yeah it was *FUCKED* up
He killed the nicest person :(
oh that cawker app is Twitter
@AlienZGamer no, be gone!
Markiplier’s voice makes this game feel more like an animated movie
His voice makes *everything* feel like an animated movie. His voice is amazing, that's why
L O N C C F A C E
@@raven_the_demon True, he should do audiobook readings, might actually use the 8,000 youtuber Audible promo codes out there
Wednesday Warriors have you listened to The Edge of Sleep. It’s amazing. His voice acting is so good.
Wednesday Warriors yeah... that’s the point of Let’s Plays
News: "woman accidentally rams ex-husband with car"
Mark: "Only good news!"
Okay but for real though...
Mark's acting voice is really, like REALLY good. Chills. Literal chills.
Same bro
Special rules: kill all the doctors
Mark: doesn’t kill all the doctors
@JammyBatYT not 18. 32.
He didn’t kill de imonologist and now se have corona vírus
Wha
@@ritamatos748 The way you spell makes this even better 🤣
Okay but literally, his voice for Fate is so good.
Mystical Rainbow omg thank you!! I was hoping someone else would say it.💯😂
Remove “for Fate” And it’s still a true statement
Everyone here speaks the truth
@@CyanKnight96 his voice is good for anything
@@Norable426 I didnt know the name of the character, so I just assumed it was Fate, sorry 😕
Rule: kill the one with a background in industrial engineering
Mark: *kills the man who watches birds*
My dumbass thought we were the cat💀
My high monkey brain did the same thing for a moment 🍁
He said “Das Rad!” about the bike guy, which is funny cause das rad means “the bike” in German
He probably meant It
I dont think he meant that lol
He did study German for a little while back in (I think it was 2017 or 2018), so he might have meant it.
Either he meant it or he meant to say "thats rad"
@@ivey
double entendre perhaps
Mark: "he's definitely an engineer"
Also Mark:"this doesn't tell me any of their backgrounds! They must all be engineers!"
this was most frustrating lmao
oh that cawker app is Twitter
ENGINEER!
It didnt matter who he killed -_- he coulda just let m all live
It said: mark a person, not mark a person with the marker of death
I'm going to be truthful here. I have heard voice actors, actual, employed, voice actors, that did a worse job at their voice than Mark is doing at Fate's in this video.
Mark in the beginnning: "I'm not KILLING people right? I mean I'm making the choice but I don't WANT them to die"
Mark haflway through the video: 27:33
"I wanna go out in a tragic jetpack accident!"
**Me, thinking of Unus Annus** : "Don't do it, Mark."
Don't do it or you might die your own words mark-
Vio Van Helsing this whole play through felt like an unus annus video
The disclaimer song woulf be perfect for this
Don't try it, he has the high ground
Don't try this at home, if you do you might die. This is our disclaimer, pleas don't be that guy. Just let us do the thing you want to do. Be safe for me but be safe for you. Did du dududu duh
*Teacher*: Now kids what did we learn today?
*Class*: DONT GIVE MARK A DEATH NOTE
This comment is perfect
Don't give ryuk idea
Lol that was great
On the contrary, he would stop overpopulation before it even becomes a problem. I just hope I would be part of the survivors who get to recreate the world with some good looking girls.
@@Heroinedown I don't want to sound presumptuous, but I think Mark would write your name first.
"I'm pissing out a fresh glass, I slug it down with a couple ice cubes!"
-Markiplier, 2020
I had a history teacher, and his response to many of our questions was “all you have to do is die and pay taxes.”
“Want some lemonade? It’s fresh pissed!”
-Markiplier
Im glad I'm not the only one who heard it 😂
Meet the sniper
sasquawtch piss!
“You’re the marker of death. You mark people to die”
Me: He’s a MARK APPLIER
Much funnier in my head.
Preach lol
I give props XD kept thinking "Mark them" was comical by his name, but I did not catch this obvious joke. Kudos lol
You lady are cute. u.u
(Please dont get angry)
Underrated comment 😂👏
Made me laugh out loud for some reason
Mark should play this again, it's a full game.
YESSS!!!
I hope he does; I would like to see the whole playthrough.
2:35 i swear his voice is perfect for voice acting or am I just obsessed with that laugh
Either or really.
Mark is great at voice acting and acting in general.
"The humans, you see ... Are constantly on a path to the Great Dying."
Me (whispers): *Unus Annus*
the chant
I'm more of *COMU NNISM*
@@josephstalin8267 .... I see this comment... right when I'm learning about Cold War...
Memento Mori.
u n u s a n n u s u N u S A N N U S
When Mark thought he was Fate: "WHAT A NEEERRD."
When Mark found out he was Spawn 26: "Oh hello, boss! I love my job! I'll do anything for you, boss. I live to please you."
Juliet Herr 333
thats just how jobs are lmao
27:00 I feel bad for Jewel Grey. It said substance abuse in the PAST. Poor dude.
Mark's voice ought to be a Controlled Substance.
Mark: "I'm the dude with the glasses? What a NERD!"
Also Mark: *literally wearing lasses*
Damn *lasses*
@@Lewd-Tenant_Isan thats a fat lass
Simply a minor detail. Mark is never a nerd.
@@oooohshiny8134 sauce for pfp
Lol yeah
game: kill any human with a medical background.
mark: *lets the immunologist live*
I just got to that part and had to find the comment that mentioned it. Thank you
Plastic surgery is medical
Plastic surgeon is more medical than immunologist.
@@mauve00 it says to kill anyone with a medical background so I think he was probably meant to kill both
@@mauve00 u've just written so much shit😂
Damn Mark's voice acting for Fate is perfect on this
I've played the actual game with voice acting and Mark's voiceover is remarkably similar to the actual voice in-game
Cawker is like Twitter but instead of being based on “tweet”, it’s based on “cawk”, which is the sound ravens tend to make, as ravens symbolize death
I like cawk
Nice cAWK
You may have looked a little too far into this, but I'm glad you did.
i liked marks version more
@@buddhahart3 uhm... Don't think you'd need to research to understand this joke, cause the symbol of the 'app' is literally a raven.
I played this game and I got a character named "Mark. F. Plier" unfortunately he was an Engineer... so oops he had to go
They missed the Opportunity
That's so weird
I saw someone else comment something similar, though they didn't say the exact name they got. Perhaps it's the same character? It was on day 2 just like yours, so unless you copied their comment, that's probably a prototyped character (as opposed to randomly generated)and might be a reference
Anyone interested in this game, there’s a similar book named “Scythe” where in the future death doesn’t exist so they need a group of reapers to do it
Loved that book
22:35 “maybe you can find a way to forge this into a life thing” the absolute burn.
"There are 2 things in this world that are certain, Death and Markiplier being confused by his own incorrect choices in a game."
Alexander Hamilton probably.
Thank you Big Bean, very cool!
Wow we're really getting spammers in youtube. What a time to be alive.
Alexander would totally have said something like that tbh
@AlienZGamer You really just posted this on any comments near the top smh. Shouldn't people like a video because they....like it? Not because someone is desperate for likes? Why are the likes even important? Can't you just enjoy doing CZcams for what it is?
@AlienZGamer
"Yeet lmao" are you 13 or 30?
Alternative Title: Darkiplier does his part time job
Miss Vidzy i kinda want this to be a thing now
69th like... You're welcome.
I know im late but I feel like dark would be fate
I went from moral machine to this
@@voidspawn8593 I agree. especially the voice mark gives him. beautiful! 🥴
37:37
"I lemonaded" "u want some"😂
Part got me wheeeeziing 😂
4:46
*sigh* No, as in 'caw' like the sound made by crows and ravens, the birds associated with death
Mark: WHAT A NERD
Also Mark: *looks like the guy in the game*
haha nErd
@AlienZGamer n°
I just noticed that the thing with lemons is a joke about “when life gives you lemons”
He also somehow made the action of peeing as "lemonading" and now I can't drink lemonade anymore without thinking about that (37:38)
Get mad at life and yell “I don’t want your damn lemons!!!”
@@LordDaret Demand Lifes manager!
Oh, really?
Your profile pic with your comments made me laugh
29:11
“ I don’t neeeeed know”
Earlier in the game: “THEY DONT HAVE BACKGROUNDS ON THIS PAPER”
His laugh at 2:33 sent chills down my spine.
“Looks like someone was doing operation mid skydive.”
Surgeon Simulator: 👀
Cawker
@@deadpool-zw4mq That brought a tear to my eye
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Jack: What kind of names are these?
Mark: These names are perfect.
There's a potential to get a person named "Luigi Wah," and I was so wishing he would get that person
@@adamfroisland203 You and me both. 😂
37:30 "Aww.. I lemonaded.. *want some?*
19:41 Mark's "sounds like someone's on the naughty list" had me dying. I swear I watched that part like 10 times haha
This just adds to the fact that Mark could be a voice actor.
Check out The Edge of Sleep! I listened to it on Spotify but it's available lots of places. It's so good!
He IS a voice actor
Exactly
@@judestarbabypup YES!!! I have binged that series several times and am still blown away by Mark's performance!
@@lordstrnge3493 WHY are you two talking about music in some random comment?
Fate: You're not supposed to kill every one!
Grim Mark: Death comes to us all!
Fate: What?
Grim Mark: Memento Mori!
Hijima Kodea: NANI!?
@AL!EN *741
@AL!EN Hello Marion Gray Villarama Peñaroya! :)
This game reminds me a lot of the ‘Arc of a Scythe’ series. Especially the part where it says “Mark a human with an engineering or industrial background” sometimes the ones who are killed (or “gleaned” as they call it in Scythe) are killed for a reason, while others are seemingly random and it reminded me of when Rowan (Scythe Lucifer) was receiving his training to become a scythe
Has anybody considered that Markiplier could be a voice actor as his second job this dude is freaking amazing at doing the voices for the different characters.
Mark during videos where funny things happen: Nothing
Mark when a guy sighs: *giggling intensifies*
@Anna! I love sех! Тар on my photo BET
Your Left Hand what
And that ladies and gentlemen is the logic of Markiplier.
"Some sort of a medical calamity, maybe. Like an epidemic?"
mmmmm, sounds about riiiiiight...
I was just thinking that so much of this points towards the pandemic
‘Stimulus halted’ ‘combat superbug’ 👀👀
👁👄👁
@@ultrasourlemons9151 i was coming here to say this lol
"Uploaded Feb 2020" a month before the pandemic hits the us
*Mark would be a great voice actor*
he voices in an awesome spotify podcast horror story. Its called the Edge of Sleep. Hes the main character. Youre welcome.
I like the names the game gave the people about to die. I saw Titus Groan and immediately recognized the name from Gormenghast.
Fate: "Well, I'm very busy tonight so you may go home"
Mark: "surethingthanksbosswantsomelemonade? F R E S H P I S S E D"
@Hooked On Chronics lol
fresh squeezed straight from the devil's lettuce
23:20
want some lemonade? its warm, cold, and freshly pissed
@@thepeepeepoopooman2194 and I said no thanks and I waddled away.
Mark: "Let me get the Promotion achievement"
Mark: Gets fired...twice
Yes
🤣
He was promoted to customer
31:48 I love this moment when Metroman says "And I love you, random citizen!", such an iconic line. It really shows us much about Metroman's character.
Mark must hate sand…
I am pretty sure Jack got the raise when he played this, there was a dialog option or something that said "wait, I am suppose to get paid for this?" or something like that and then Fate is like "oh yeah.. must have been an oversight, here you go" and he gives you coins that you can store in your desk drawer.
@Jf Kaks Seem like someone visited Shadebase recently ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think its because Jack followed the rules given to him.
Correct! But, Jack was also on a full version of the game while Markiplier is playing the demo (we just hope he checks his mailbox to get the full version of the game >_>)
Death and Taxes Game ayyyy wassup
Death and Taxes Game yeah I really hope he does too. The game is actually pretty cool! Nice job
Nobody:
Jackson P Ortega: *Has a bad day*
Mark: i see you have chosen DEATH
Jackson look like mark
"You're already in the deep end, so why not go deeper???" *Death*
no its:sounds like someone wants to dieee~
I'm casually sitting here painting lemons and Mark just keeps talking about lemonade
Mark is so good at voicing villains
Fate: I understand all this death must be weighing on you
Mark: Nah, boss, I’m feelin’ great! Can I work overtime?
Fate: ....
XD I'd say 'sure' if I was Fate lmao
"You'll be an office drone till the day you die, which is today."
Jesus Mark
Markiplier in Death Note.
I love the way how unseriously serious Mark takes this game.
This game kinda reminds me of Terry's Pratchett books about Death!! Love it
Honestly I would love if you did a play through of the full game
Mark: “This guy experiments with brakes, that’s pretty rad.”
A minute later
Random kid: x_x
Mark: “I knew it, that a$$hole experimented with brakes!”
i mean to be fair the thing said it was because of faulty brakes
Did you read it or even listen to mark? the game clearly said because of experimental brakes
Mark doesn’t believe in the future of brakes
*Mark reads name*
Mark: "Oh wow, such awesome names! props to the devs for such imagination!"
*Jack reads name*
Jack: "... You're gonna die."
want sum matches to burn em
@AlienZGamer idk have you been a hUge fAn oF mArK sInCe bEfOrE 2020?!??.?!1
Mark: “don’t judge me! I judge you!”
Someone: Judges Mark*
Mark: marks them for death*
i read this title as "death and texas" and it still made enough sense for me to watch it 😭
"I'm not trying to make a judgement call here, I just decide who lives & dies"
-Markipler 2020
Contradictions, Contradictions Everywhere.
who lives who dies who tells your storyy
*WHO LIVES WHO DIES WHO TELLS YOUR STORY*
45:44
"You're fired!"
"You can't fire me, I quit!"
"You can't quit, I quit!"
"You can't quit, you're a frog!"
"You can't frog me, you're my wife!"
"I'm not your wife, you're my wife!"
"Oh hey honey, how was work?"
"Pretty good, but I quit my job."
"You can't quit your job, you're fired!"
"AAHHHH!"
you copied that from afdsmovie but I’m fine with that
ASDF YAYYYYY HI FREN!!
I like trains
@@Noalogy which one?
Lmao yes
Fun fact about the Iphigenia dude. Iphigenia is the name of King Agamemnon's daughter that had to be sacrificed to the gods before He and the rest of the Greek army were allowed to sail to Troy at the start of the war.
mark's voice acting is actually great for these types of characters
Alternate title: 'Mark Falls for Fate and Makes Too Much Lemonade'
I don’t want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these?!
Windeus When life gives you lemons, you say, “I don’t want your damn lemons! I’m gonna burn your house down with
*c o m b u s t a b l e l e m o n s*
PoisonTippedSword Y E S
Mark: what a nerd
Also guy: looks like Wilford worfstache
warfstache: how cOULD YOU!!!!!
yeah, which is a nerd!
Wilford Warfstache: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?
Phased Cloak oooooh your not nice to my Wilfie he is my frein
When?
21:30
what your mom says will happen when you forgot the empty the dishwasher
39:22 just randomly sings the most angelic symphony to ever touch my eardrums
This game knew COVID-19 was gonna happen
Lol yup
Yah but in this game people actually die
Omg ikr
Yup
So Markiplier created Covid!!!
22:00 I just realized it says she's 20, and damn. That's the oldest 20 year old ever, so y'know what, they were probably gonna die anyway!
"No officer, she wasn't underage, she was the oldest 16 year old I'd ever seen!"
also yoo it's the car guy
What are you doing here
no 24:58 has the oldest 21 year old and when she was 20 she was one year and younger but she would still be a higher age because if you reversed time by one then the other girl would be one age down as well. haha get rekt
35:54
Hey Bladed
cant believe it's been two years since this video. i remember watching this and being absolutely excited to watch future gameplay for the full thing
Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough.
And always asks about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
Mark: don’t read much into that I don’t like children dying
Also Mark: all right let’s start with the Younghans
I love how most of his play throughs in these type of games is he’s either pure tactics or the worst form of embodied chaos
I love watching mark play these like, the 5.8% of people who haven’t started a game yet: 💀
"the only things constant in this world are death and taxes, luckily i've got both!" -Skeleton Merchant, Terraria
If anyone is wondering, the full quote is by Benjamin Franklin:
"Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes"
Nice
What does it mean though.
@@kagemushashien8394 Basically it’s saying that the framework/workings of the constitution seem permanent (or simply imply that it could be permanent) but nothing in the world is certain to happen except death and taxes. Death because everything dies (the more obvious of the two) and taxes because throughout human history we’ve almost always had some form of taxes we were expected to pay
@@ChaosKing210 ah thx.
*(edited)*
i hope mark continues playing this! it's really very very interesting and he seems to enjoy the demo a lot
I wish he'd play this again , it looks super fun
Game talks about a superbug creeping around and causing world issues.
2020: YOU RANG?
True
Yep.
I mean this isnt really a superbug, but still a nice joke!
@@lunag.1521 37:21
Boss:
"Good job grim"
Mark:
"Yea boss, love you boss, love my job boss😚😚😚"
Commander Manikan: Yes-Man readings have reached unprecedented levels. The source must be contained or neutralized.
Special Agent Jennie (Male): Who is the target, sir.
Commander Manikan: Mark Edward Fischbach. Male. Approximately 30 years of age. He is a popular American CZcamsr, podcast host, and filmmaker. He is currently in Los Angeles, California, playing a game titled "Death and Taxes", in which, unfortunately for him, he decided to be a little too obedient and polite to one of the characters. However, he is, based on our records, a morally upright person. You should be able to get him to stop simply by explaining what you need him to do and why. However, if he does not comply, you will have to contain him. Please try to resolve this as peacefully as possible, his disappearance would cause a lot of problems.
Special Agent Jennie (Female): Understood.
Special Agent Jennie (Male): Understood.
and that's how the apocalypse happened
This game is so simple yet so effective, I love it lol. I’m glad that the developers added impact on what happens with each person’s death, it gives the game much more depth. Good job developers!
(4 years late, I know.) This game is reminiscent of the book Scythe. Always thought it was a cool concept!
When Mark gets kid profiles:
"Now this is where the fun begins."
I was the 66th like. Lol.
I don’t Fong week to good rn
L
@Real Drift459 no
Paul from MittenSquad: This is where the real game begins.
@@conlow501 damn that’s suspicious