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  • čas přidán 19. 11. 2021
  • 60 Seconds had an update about 3 years ago so in my usual timely fashion I'm gonna be the first to the scene with all the new content!
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  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson Před 2 lety +2936

    Timmy: I like space.
    Mark: I will die for this child.

    • @giovannaa666
      @giovannaa666 Před 2 lety +58

      You can literally see his face think about space and then reminisce on his childhood looking at the stars- just in his face

    • @user-vc8lu9eb1l
      @user-vc8lu9eb1l Před 2 lety +4

      elon musk,most likely

    • @Travminer123
      @Travminer123 Před 2 lety +16

      @Jack Wrath dude this is not jacks channel, i think ur in the wrong place.

    • @goldenapple1754
      @goldenapple1754 Před 2 lety +9

      @Jack Wrath dude stop

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby Před 2 lety +5

      Mark would love and adopt Hanako-kun for sure 😂

  • @DylanSwinson
    @DylanSwinson Před 2 lety +5485

    Timmy is just looking at Mark the whole time like “Dad, who is this man in the square?”

    • @emarbaloush3142
      @emarbaloush3142 Před 2 lety +17

      I'm laughing so hard

    • @official_wonnie
      @official_wonnie Před 2 lety +55

      Timmy has found true sight

    • @ryanwebb309
      @ryanwebb309 Před 2 lety +86

      Don't make jokes about his neice in an accident. That's rude

    • @Ra1ny_Dayz
      @Ra1ny_Dayz Před 2 lety +18

      Well son, that's the man that chooses our fate

    • @official_wonnie
      @official_wonnie Před 2 lety +76

      @@ryanwebb309 yeah those two be all over the account spamming the same thing. Stupid bullies always hiding behind a innocent screen

  • @-simply_jules-7144
    @-simply_jules-7144 Před 2 lety +1757

    Mark: "We NEED that ammunition"
    Gun: *casually broken*
    Mark 5 minutes later: "I need these bullets for sTuFf and tHiNgS"

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels Před 2 lety +12

      It's spare ammo. The gun always has ammo in it. The gun and the ammo are two seperate game-items with complerely different uses and events associated with them.
      Do no one who watch 60 Seconds let's plays actually play the game themselves? O_o

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO Před 2 lety +19

      @@VelkanAngels probably not, i know mark isn't always the best at the games he plays but assuming that ammo goes into a gum in a survival game that you haven't played before isn't the stupidest thing i've heard of before. I forgot what the fancy word for it is, but its easy to forget that simple facts aren't always stuff that everyone just, knows, especially when people watch for mark's personality and not the game itself, which is pretty common for youtubers.

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old Před 11 měsíci +1

      *0:39** Similiar Reference From Team Fortress 2 Scout. :-')

  • @totallynotstoned4208
    @totallynotstoned4208 Před 2 lety +4248

    *mutant bugs bite everyone*
    Mark: “thats fine”
    Mark later: “why is everyone sick!”

  • @adorkypenguin
    @adorkypenguin Před 2 lety +6510

    If he ever plays more of this, feeding a person everytime they're hungry can "heal" them

    • @shaunyjimenez9637
      @shaunyjimenez9637 Před 2 lety +332

      @Jack Wrath yeah reported

    • @shaunyjimenez9637
      @shaunyjimenez9637 Před 2 lety +261

      @Logan Roof Uhuh reported

    • @scrapinator8898
      @scrapinator8898 Před 2 lety +206

      @@shaunyjimenez9637 what the fuck is wrong with those two?

    • @YourGoodPalSatanIsHere
      @YourGoodPalSatanIsHere Před 2 lety +253

      @@shaunyjimenez9637 you should just report them and not give them any attention. They’re only doing this for attention

    • @Xioverze
      @Xioverze Před 2 lety +171

      @@YourGoodPalSatanIsHere I'm like 90% sure they're bots

  • @dallasjones523
    @dallasjones523 Před 2 lety +6380

    I like how Mark held on to his ammunition throughout the entire challenge even after the gun he had was broken.

  • @doyoulikemyjordanslmao5129
    @doyoulikemyjordanslmao5129 Před rokem +470

    Something I always hated about this game is that the rest of of the family doesn’t help like we could get everything in the house if the family helped it’s just annoying

    • @NicknotNak
      @NicknotNak Před rokem +74

      Or just walked themselves into the shelter

    • @michaellovecat
      @michaellovecat Před rokem +28

      The tuba was just too loud

    • @The73MPL4R
      @The73MPL4R Před rokem +40

      If everyone helped gather supplies, the only thing the family would have to worry about is food and water, and even that wouldn't be an issue for a while if they follow a strict ration schedule

    • @notsure10
      @notsure10 Před 9 měsíci +19

      I just imagine that the one you play as is the only one who got the nuclear fallout warning or something

    • @_AnotherUniverse_
      @_AnotherUniverse_ Před 2 měsíci

      I agree lol

  • @pppratt
    @pppratt Před 2 lety +2102

    Timmy: * has basic human need *
    Mark: Why you so goddamn hungry? 😆

    • @user-ow2cs7fb5l
      @user-ow2cs7fb5l Před 2 lety +6

      @Joanna ye

    • @Lance14470
      @Lance14470 Před rokem +1

      I think he did the same in papers please 😂

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old Před 11 měsíci +2

      *0:39** Similiar Reference From Team Fortress 2 Scout. :-')

  • @goni2493
    @goni2493 Před 2 lety +4125

    Remember folks: Without Bob and Wade, Mark sucks at survival.

    • @itsmebaige9804
      @itsmebaige9804 Před 2 lety +215

      Each of them has 1 braincell so together they have 3 one can't live without the other xD

    • @mr.2096
      @mr.2096 Před 2 lety +89

      Wade just goes blindly charging into chaos diverting our attention from Mark while Bob keeps morale by laughing at Mark, Wade and himself. They being togeather does not change Mark sucking at all. It just makes the experience more enjoyable.
      Hence Satisfactory, Half Dead 2, Hand Simulator, Bloody Trapland, the Forest, Fall Guys, Raft, Uno ft. Barbra, Monopoly, Golf Around, Cards against humanity, etc.

    • @PALYER1REHAB
      @PALYER1REHAB Před 2 lety +2

      ruined the 666...

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 Před 2 lety +4

      Idk.. He survived Hand Simulator Survival by himself

    • @butwhytho12
      @butwhytho12 Před 2 lety +4

      @@mr.2096 And the game GTFO. mark beat the first and i think the second level.

  • @fableshearth2457
    @fableshearth2457 Před 2 lety +19432

    I love how Mark doesn't feed the family for 6 days and then is surprised when everyone gets sick

    • @GodsReaperMan
      @GodsReaperMan Před 2 lety +175

      LOL I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois Před 2 lety +608

      To be fair to him, it's something that he was told or read in a how-to, to save on water and soup. Tho probably no one added that in increased chances of sickness.

    • @ZGoldDriverOfSavage
      @ZGoldDriverOfSavage Před 2 lety +87

      @Jack Wrath No, it is not too late for you to turn to Christ and be forgiven of your sins. ... The only sin God cannot forgive is the sin of refusing to accept His forgiveness. God's promise is for you: "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness" (1 John 1:9)

    • @E-Recktable
      @E-Recktable Před 2 lety +585

      @@ZGoldDriverOfSavage do not try to force religion onto people

    • @gayisyay7081
      @gayisyay7081 Před 2 lety +331

      @@ZGoldDriverOfSavage and i remain an atheist

  • @wombadom4462
    @wombadom4462 Před 2 lety +1008

    Mark letting Timmy go outside and stare at the stars because he likes space too is wholesome

    • @tikaepixwhom666
      @tikaepixwhom666 Před rokem +9

      Finally someone said it

    • @wombadom4462
      @wombadom4462 Před rokem +7

      @@tikaepixwhom666 💪

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old Před 11 měsíci +2

      *0:39** Similiar Reference From Team Fortress 2 Scout. :-')

    • @Sanemibelookinfinetho
      @Sanemibelookinfinetho Před 5 měsíci

      ​@C.A._Old why do you keep saying that in every comment I come across?

  • @toastxdthechosenoneextras
    @toastxdthechosenoneextras Před 10 měsíci +79

    Cat: *meow*
    Mark: no way
    Cat: *meows while sitting on shelf*
    Mark: Shodikov

  • @JimPickensCultist
    @JimPickensCultist Před 2 lety +6004

    I love how he gave away supplies to everyone but the doctors that would heal everyone.

    • @siask4529
      @siask4529 Před 2 lety +3

      Κκ

    • @oops_trillertank619
      @oops_trillertank619 Před 2 lety +62

      Awe top comment is always a spoiler

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 2 lety +160

      @@oops_trillertank619 fullscreen and don't read comments if it's troublesome

    • @asrieldreemurr8059
      @asrieldreemurr8059 Před 2 lety +6

      Because the doctor wouldn’t give him good deals

    • @kaniamia
      @kaniamia Před 2 lety +31

      Also the dangerous/crazy-looking woman at 36:10! Has he not seen the Home Alone movies?

  • @re--dacted
    @re--dacted Před 2 lety +789

    Uh, Reatomized was free for people who owned the original, Mark.

    • @alexanderspeechley124
      @alexanderspeechley124 Před 2 lety +85

      Is that Jim Pickens spreading his wisdom... Mark you should feel honoured

    • @FallingUpStupidity
      @FallingUpStupidity Před 2 lety +4

      Red handed

    • @anniemay13
      @anniemay13 Před 2 lety +10

      What if he deleted the game? Would he have to re-pay for it then

    • @Justin-ee1mv
      @Justin-ee1mv Před 2 lety +46

      He got the game for free years ago when the update came out and due to it being a different game itself on steam, He just forgot he got it for free and he though he paid for it years ago as he said in the video, he just assume he bought it years ago cause now people can buy this version of the game for people who don’t own the original.

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO Před 2 lety +9

      @GoTi4No Different games have different achievements. Reatomized isn't a DLC or anything, it's a whole different game on steam. What on earth are you talking about?

  • @ChrisPickaxe
    @ChrisPickaxe Před 2 lety +494

    I remember watching this game back in elementary school. It made me terrified I would die from a nuke at any moment.

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 Před 2 lety +36

      remember, sitting under the school desk with your hands on your head makes you invincible!

    • @nigtcore101
      @nigtcore101 Před 2 lety +6

      Wait elementary? God I feel old 😭😭

    • @ChrisPickaxe
      @ChrisPickaxe Před 2 lety +4

      @@nigtcore101 I know, right? I'm close to graduating high-school now!

    • @Jeff-dw5zf
      @Jeff-dw5zf Před 2 lety +8

      I used to be so unbelievably scared of a nuclear issue that would slowly eat away at my family, supplies, and sanity…

    • @horsefuneral27
      @horsefuneral27 Před rokem

      fr why is it so scary lmfao

  • @DRGEngineer
    @DRGEngineer Před rokem +70

    i love that the whole entire Timmy Being Alone challenge is literally just one big post apocalyptic Home Alone reference.

  • @ragey2214
    @ragey2214 Před 2 lety +2380

    The nostalgia hit different on this.

    • @jetstreamsam56
      @jetstreamsam56 Před 2 lety +2

      True

    • @A_computer.
      @A_computer. Před 2 lety +23

      @SC [Best CZcamsr Ever] heh.. says the ai bot.

    • @A_computer.
      @A_computer. Před 2 lety +16

      @SillySanta your content is the definition of my dog taking a dump, ai bot.

    • @A_computer.
      @A_computer. Před 2 lety +10

      Mark is da best, self promoting ai bot.

    • @jetstreamsam56
      @jetstreamsam56 Před 2 lety +1

      @@A_computer. That is true

  • @Lithaos111
    @Lithaos111 Před 2 lety +8439

    *everyone is sick*
    "Doctors are offering assistance for 1 water"
    Mark: "Naaaaaah!"
    Mark later: "Why is everyone sick?"

    • @anaalina5964
      @anaalina5964 Před 2 lety +109

      They don't offer anything in return, they just take the water and fuck off.

    • @EojinsReviews
      @EojinsReviews Před 2 lety +61

      @@anaalina5964 isn't that chance-based? So sometimes they help and sometimes they run off.

    • @anaalina5964
      @anaalina5964 Před 2 lety +28

      @@EojinsReviews I don't think with this scenario, since they aren't actually doctors I'm pretty sure.

    • @kizuati
      @kizuati Před 2 lety +54

      @@anaalina5964 In non re-atomized they come back and cure everyone later iirc.

    • @quandaledingle8783
      @quandaledingle8783 Před 2 lety +5

      @@kizuati nope,i checked.

  • @blkmagicks7231
    @blkmagicks7231 Před 2 lety +185

    this was the most insufferable gameplay of 60 seconds ive ever watched, it’s beautiful

  • @KarrHaxan111
    @KarrHaxan111 Před 2 lety +156

    30:40 Bug spray is very flammable. One time I showed my buddy when you spray it into a lighter and it makes like a makeshift flame thrower but some of the spray was on my hand, long story short I accidentally caught my hand on fire for a few seconds. I don't recommend doing it unless you wanna turn yourself into human bacon, you've been warned

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 Před rokem +16

      You're saying DON'T play with chemicals to shoot huge sprays of flaming inferno?
      Hm. Interesting.

  • @MetalMan1245
    @MetalMan1245 Před 2 lety +1456

    Mark: I nEeD theSe bUllEtS
    Also Mark: Only has a broken gun.

    • @stone5against1
      @stone5against1 Před 2 lety +22

      I think the old lady who needs bullet is a replacement for either the old man from the first movie, or the pidgeons lady from the second one, and would have helped fight off the bandits.

    • @totallynothatguy1698
      @totallynothatguy1698 Před 2 lety +12

      He needs it to wash himself, apparently

    • @MysTrysTisBek
      @MysTrysTisBek Před 2 lety +1

      I was thinking, what if the armed person used those bullets to shoot Timmy?

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 Před 2 lety +4

      @@totallynothatguy1698 in the game, when u DO use them he uses the _gunpowder_ from the bullets to clean himself

    • @chocolatebar6785
      @chocolatebar6785 Před 2 lety +2

      @@stone5against1 shes in the base game as well, shes not exclusive to the home alone scenario

  • @tinabean4278
    @tinabean4278 Před 2 lety +35

    3:01 Gas mask and axe hanging above the fireplace. Not the most common choice of decor

  • @gamecargo15
    @gamecargo15 Před 2 lety +183

    Game: $10.00
    Also Game: "The at least one"
    Mark: *releases wrath of cthulhu*

  • @lanceollyfre1181
    @lanceollyfre1181 Před 2 lety +1430

    Markiplier: "The at least one..."
    Developers: (Sweats nervously)

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Před 2 lety +1025

    Even when Timmy is alone, the book says "we" and he also plays checkers by himself.

    • @moonsquid224
      @moonsquid224 Před 2 lety +53

      I play checkers by myself all the time, it's really not so bad

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 Před 2 lety +87

      @@moonsquid224 yeah me too.
      I totally suck though, haven't won a single game.

    • @moonsquid224
      @moonsquid224 Před 2 lety +60

      @@lotus_flower2001 Ah damn. Sorry about your game luck. I've won every single checkers game personally maybe I can give you some advice

    • @Vemikura
      @Vemikura Před 2 lety +4

      I feel like when mark plays Timmy is alone part I think it's a Home Alone reference

    • @loganbabb8509
      @loganbabb8509 Před 2 lety +10

      Because he is going immediately insane in a bunker

  • @somebodynamedsam9089
    @somebodynamedsam9089 Před 2 lety +613

    "This game costed me 10 DOLLARS"
    Also Mark: A millionaire

    • @Gust3883
      @Gust3883 Před 2 lety +16

      The at least one

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 Před rokem +4

      He is not a millionaire lmao

    • @parkernielsen9145
      @parkernielsen9145 Před rokem +29

      @@kevinsundelin8639 he earns between 10-20 million each year. i’d call that a millionaire.

    • @j.sargent9172
      @j.sargent9172 Před rokem +21

      @@kevinsundelin8639 33 million subs, will definitely make you a millionaire

    • @lsfe6480
      @lsfe6480 Před rokem +15

      @@kevinsundelin8639 was this sarcastic?

  • @averageinternetfurry8464
    @averageinternetfurry8464 Před 2 lety +140

    The people saying “open in the name of freedom!” is just teenagers, they give you free things, which can be an axe or gun. (might be more)

    • @rooknizan2923
      @rooknizan2923 Před 2 lety +4

      The only possible drops that the Wolverines can provide is an Axe, a Gun, or 2 Water.

  • @jokkepokke95
    @jokkepokke95 Před 2 lety +7369

    Mark: "area is still irradiated, okay probably not the best idea to go outside"
    also Mark: *SEND THE CHILD*

  • @chefcc90
    @chefcc90 Před 2 lety +355

    This entire thing just proves that I don't want to be locked in a shelter with Mark.
    Day 1: We ate Markiplier. He was delicious

    • @sherjane
      @sherjane Před 2 lety +7

      Day 2: We continue to eat him 😏

    • @FlareStorms
      @FlareStorms Před 2 lety +6

      @@sherjane Day 3: we are still eating markiplier

    • @Bowl_Of_Rice
      @Bowl_Of_Rice Před 2 lety +10

      @@FlareStorms day 4: we are running out of Markiplier to eat.

    • @FlareStorms
      @FlareStorms Před 2 lety +6

      @@Bowl_Of_Rice Day 5: we found some more markiplier

    • @Minohorse
      @Minohorse Před 2 lety +10

      @@FlareStorms Day 6: Our supply of Markiplier has ended. But turns out, the flavor was too good to even consider eating anything else. . . who shall be the next volunteer?
      -Wendigo ending-

  • @nightmare_drake
    @nightmare_drake Před 2 lety +52

    So happy to see Mark playing this game again. It was one that I hyper-fixated on back when he first played it and now I’m so excited to have another video on it!🥰

  • @DaHomieLexi
    @DaHomieLexi Před 2 lety +49

    I love how he was so persistent with keeping the ammunition but his gun was busted😭

  • @whos-cam
    @whos-cam Před 2 lety +1708

    “They had faith in themselves that I had faith in THEM.”
    - Markiplier 2021

    • @TheLadyBlerd
      @TheLadyBlerd Před 2 lety +2

      It's gems like this... 😭

    • @green_tea2922
      @green_tea2922 Před 2 lety +18

      @꧁ꕥMidnight The Wolfꕥ꧂ eh don’t give them the attention they want

    • @GeeseInSuits
      @GeeseInSuits Před 2 lety +13

      @꧁ꕥMidnight The Wolfꕥ꧂ it's a bot I'm pretty sure

    • @good-sofa
      @good-sofa Před 2 lety +9

      @꧁ꕥMidnight The Wolfꕥ꧂ don't be childish, it's probably a bot anyway

    • @good-sofa
      @good-sofa Před 2 lety +4

      Hey, another man of culture! (I'm a big fan of Miyazaki)

  • @somerandomwizard5799
    @somerandomwizard5799 Před 2 lety +1848

    Markiplier: *is running out of food and water*
    Also Markiplier: *doesn’t go on an expedition*

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 Před 2 lety +84

      his entire strategy seems to be to hold up and wish for the best.

    • @PopsiFlower
      @PopsiFlower Před 2 lety +3

      He can't he is alone

    • @NulliosG
      @NulliosG Před 2 lety +15

      He literally states multiple times that he cannot. The point of the challenge is that he can’t.

    • @X7RYQ
      @X7RYQ Před 2 lety +54

      @@PopsiFlower he's talking about the first run, not the timmy challenge thing

    • @PopsiFlower
      @PopsiFlower Před 2 lety

      @@X7RYQ Dude he literally says he can't

  • @danelyn.1374
    @danelyn.1374 Před rokem +22

    I feel like Mark completely forgot everything about 60 seconds as he was genuinely super involved and knowledgeable about it in previous episodes, even going out of his way to research the outcomes of specific events and what they give... now it's almost like it's a new game for him lmao

  • @braxtoncrume5980
    @braxtoncrume5980 Před rokem +64

    You can see the Invaders they look exactly like the dude from Home Alone and all the traps are pretty much the same I love it

  • @JoshL117
    @JoshL117 Před 2 lety +1360

    Worse case scenario: hoarding tons of canned food, but forgetting a can opener.

    • @anth636
      @anth636 Před 2 lety +72

      Ted: tries to open them with his pickle jar opening hand.
      Timmy: bite and gnaw them open.
      Mary Jane: cuts open the can with her tuba
      Delores: *yeets the can at the wall*

    • @RottingMoss
      @RottingMoss Před 2 lety +45

      That was literally a method of torture in I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

    • @Tavibear
      @Tavibear Před 2 lety +8

      That reminds me of that episode of daria. They got stuck in the fallout shelter full of cans of food but didn't have a can opener so they all ended up dying

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 Před 2 lety +23

      There are other ways to open a can tho

    • @Yoiyoshi23
      @Yoiyoshi23 Před 2 lety +8

      @@grosebud4721yea there's even cans that let you open it with just your hand

  • @rockdragon3
    @rockdragon3 Před 2 lety +5068

    game: "delores needs food"
    mark, with 4 cans of soup: says "i can't do anything about that" for three days.

    • @alijha3817
      @alijha3817 Před 2 lety

      P
      H
      Hb nb

    • @mishyfushiko5175
      @mishyfushiko5175 Před 2 lety +50

      If you feed them everytime they "need food", you can feed them everyday or so. And you'll run out of food quickly.

    • @Urban_Goose
      @Urban_Goose Před 2 lety +55

      Im not 100% sure since my memory isn't the best but I'm pretty sure that he is supposed to feed them every 10 days and give them water every 5 days

    • @error-code-1013
      @error-code-1013 Před 2 lety +13

      lmao yea, he wonders why she died when it says she needed food lmao

    • @christiandono5501
      @christiandono5501 Před 2 lety +20

      @@mishyfushiko5175 he didn’t feed them for a week and a half

  • @juandemarko8348
    @juandemarko8348 Před 2 lety +45

    The 10 bucks was worth it just to see mark come back to this hilarious game

    • @adriennejohnson9818
      @adriennejohnson9818 Před 10 měsíci

      The 10 bucks you didn’t even spend 🙄

    • @masterblaster2678
      @masterblaster2678 Před 9 měsíci

      @@adriennejohnson9818 The 10 bucks, and even more, we give him back with our views. All he's really losing is time. And he seems to enjoy the game still so it's not a waste. The 10 bucks thing he's doing is just a joke.

  • @jpg.gamesyt2610
    @jpg.gamesyt2610 Před 2 lety +8

    DARKIPLIER IS BACK! 35:33

  • @brettyacyshen9352
    @brettyacyshen9352 Před 2 lety +2055

    "We figured out it wasn't the Soviets we heard, turns out it was Canadians, which isn't that much better"
    Me a Canadian: "No, no. She's got a point."

    • @stupidthefish1979
      @stupidthefish1979 Před 2 lety +65

      Considering the fact that in WW1, Canada committed the most War Crimes, I would agree with you saying the Canadians aren’t much better than the soviets

    • @AwesomeIan135
      @AwesomeIan135 Před 2 lety +4

      @@stupidthefish1979 any links/sources, or at least names of specific war crimes?

    • @clocked0
      @clocked0 Před 2 lety +37

      @@stupidthefish1979 The war of 1812 is why Americans don't try to fuck with us lol

    • @stupidthefish1979
      @stupidthefish1979 Před 2 lety +10

      @@AwesomeIan135 I know one platoon was given gas weapons, and they used all of it

    • @ianraymo350
      @ianraymo350 Před 2 lety +39

      @@clocked0 I mean... the United States Military would basically roll over the Canadian one with little trouble. Sure it'd be a guerilla war in the north and perhaps some resistance in the major cities but beyond that Canada would fall. The reason the USA hasn't done so is that there's no reason to invade Canada. We're good enough friends that we can get to Alaska by land, the Saint Laurence is traversable to both parties, and there's not really much Canada has that would bring value to the United States in terms of resources.
      Mind you this isn't blindly saying the USA would win with no bloodshed, there would definitely be a number of casualties however there isn't really anything anyone can do militarily to assist Canada on the ground.

  • @skeleton_legs
    @skeleton_legs Před 2 lety +1062

    I love the home alone reference of the “I’m gonna pump your guts full of lead. 1, 2, 10.” and then harry and marv show up in the shelter. just incredible

    • @DrBacon22
      @DrBacon22 Před 2 lety +48

      Thank goodness I’m not the only one who noticed 😅

    • @xXSakuraTearsXx
      @xXSakuraTearsXx Před 2 lety +65

      Also, the part where they called the bandits some _‘filthy animals!’_

    • @awedarts2015
      @awedarts2015 Před 2 lety +26

      When Timmy dies during Mark’s first attempt at the challenge, the bandits look similar to the ones in the movie as well!

    • @theopminer952
      @theopminer952 Před 2 lety +69

      The entire challenge is a Home alone reference, it is even named Shelter Alone

    • @skeleton_legs
      @skeleton_legs Před 2 lety +1

      @@theopminer952 omg i didn’t even notice. i love that

  • @joed6141
    @joed6141 Před 2 lety +10

    35:38 Billionaires be like

  • @rufthegruf
    @rufthegruf Před 2 lety +32

    i would absolutely never let mark in a bunker with me

    • @kittybun8845
      @kittybun8845 Před rokem +8

      I'd let him in a bunker with me, but I wouldn't let him make any decisions on his own.

    • @cescimes
      @cescimes Před rokem +2

      @@kittybun8845 true, it's also free meat, after all

  • @bounter_
    @bounter_ Před 2 lety +575

    The fact that Mark doesn't feed anyone after like 5 days of not giving them food, gives me brain pain

    • @todkobell4429
      @todkobell4429 Před 2 lety +8

      sameeee i was like please feed them pleasee

    • @cayben8865
      @cayben8865 Před 2 lety +9

      I mean you can last 21 days without food so

    • @todkobell4429
      @todkobell4429 Před 2 lety +26

      @@cayben8865 i just remember the original but i just remembered you could last 10 days without food but should feed them every 5 days thats why i was worrying and also it shows that they all got sick after lol

    • @mihaitavraciu2248
      @mihaitavraciu2248 Před 2 lety +10

      Only the true gigachads remember that you give them water every 5 days and food every 7 days

  • @coolboy69-13
    @coolboy69-13 Před 2 lety +419

    Hey mark there's a game called: "The Last Stand: Aftermath" and I think this was one of your favorite 2d survival flash game if I remember it correctly. U should definitely check it out since the game came out this month and yeah love your content man keep it up!

  • @navarrojen47
    @navarrojen47 Před 2 lety +6

    Anyone else noticed the home alone reference at 28:20? Even the bandits look like Harry and Marv lol

  • @t3n0n79
    @t3n0n79 Před 2 lety +9

    Would luv to see Mark play another series of Oxygen not Included on the Ice Planet. Last time the struggle was the heat of all the devices. I wound how he would deal with the oposit.

  • @flamingson
    @flamingson Před 2 lety +922

    Should we be amazed mark is missing the obvious Home alone references

    • @ookamihime5122
      @ookamihime5122 Před 2 lety +75

      I looked through all the comments just to see if anyone else noticed and SADLY you are LITERALLY the only one

    • @macklinillustration
      @macklinillustration Před 2 lety +21

      There was a Terry Pratchett one in there too

    • @flamingson
      @flamingson Před 2 lety +19

      @@ookamihime5122 how could no one notice references to one of my favorite childhood classics watch it every Christmas

    • @crutec126
      @crutec126 Před 2 lety +76

      I'm pretty sure he realized it was a home alone reference immediately. but pointing out every little reference would've gotten repetitive

    • @catwithoutaname4964
      @catwithoutaname4964 Před 2 lety +32

      It's very clear that he GOT them, but the entire thing was a home alone reference. What was he supposed to say "he, home alone reference"?

  • @bushfighter21
    @bushfighter21 Před 2 lety +907

    I love how the bandits are clearly Marv and Harry and the whole act is just Home Alone

  • @spencercox8571
    @spencercox8571 Před 23 dny +1

    I love how Mark's thumbnails imply that the CZcams algorithm has determined, mostly likely correctly, that Mark being eaten, chased, or otherwise screaming about something is the best way to get views.
    And also probably why Mark gave viewers several opportunities/options to send him into deadly situations in Markiplier in Space (it's interactive). And I'd be willing to bet the vast majority chose to send him in at all three opportunities lol.

  • @izzypuff.
    @izzypuff. Před 2 lety +5

    it’s crazy how i remember watching him play the first version in middle school and now i’m about to graduate high school

  • @CheZGamesOfficial
    @CheZGamesOfficial Před 2 lety +2554

    I love Marks energy he has the best around..

  • @IDontKnow8b
    @IDontKnow8b Před 2 lety +404

    This is one of my favorite playthroughs Mark has done, I’m so glad to see it back

    • @rowanned
      @rowanned Před 2 lety +2

      Ikr I love this game

    • @IDontKnow8b
      @IDontKnow8b Před 2 lety +4

      @YeaMan next time you do unwanted commercial content spam spell page right 👍

    • @WillowWispGaming
      @WillowWispGaming Před 2 lety +1

      i still occasionally go back and watch through his play through lol

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise Před 2 lety +1

      How can this be your favourite?
      I'm pretty sure mark loses and sabotages on purpose to prolong these videos bc his choices are so stupid.
      I'm not watching past the first attempt bc that was ridiculous and a waste of my time how he threw the gsme.

    • @IDontKnow8b
      @IDontKnow8b Před 2 lety +9

      @@InnerRise it’s kinda just my opinion man

  • @greygamestv7800
    @greygamestv7800 Před 2 lety +3

    imma keep it real and say that this is the first Markiplier video that i've seen in a long time.. and i'm instantly comforted by Mark during his Let's Plays.. it all feels so nostalgic.. it's crazy

  • @xe.muffin
    @xe.muffin Před 4 měsíci +2

    it was so painful for see mark not trade the ammunition, its whole purpose is to be traded, the shotgun doesnt use the ammo so its basically useless if you dont trade it. Plus he refused all of the trades that would've benefited him sooo much 😭😭 and he wonders why he doesnt win .. 🤧

  • @daethalion1725
    @daethalion1725 Před 2 lety +447

    I love the way Dolores just sits there silently judging everyone else with her eyes. What a mom.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Před 2 lety +5186

    Mark doesn't feed the family for 6 days and then is surprised when everyone gets sick

    • @kevinsells9924
      @kevinsells9924 Před 2 lety +85

      I know watching that was kind of painful.

    • @TheAtemAndrew
      @TheAtemAndrew Před 2 lety +104

      And then continues to repeatedly starve them.

    • @CRT_YT
      @CRT_YT Před 2 lety +13

      man random marketing guy working at TimeBucks you really been going mad with the comments

    • @avabraniger3514
      @avabraniger3514 Před 2 lety +75

      They got sick cause they didn’t shower, they can go 5 days without water and 10 days without food

    • @MyCakePop
      @MyCakePop Před 2 lety +48

      @@avabraniger3514 yea I thought this was common knowledge of this game. You bring the Boy Scout book and that helps them last longer without food and water.

  • @tgcgtheviewer
    @tgcgtheviewer Před 2 lety +10

    16:21
    I mean they were sick before but now they are *pretty* sick
    It’s a fair trade I say

  • @tabzzer_blast8201
    @tabzzer_blast8201 Před 2 lety +95

    mark: *doesnt feed anyone for almost a week*
    Delores: *dies*
    Mark: *surprised pikachu face*
    (idc about spelling lol)

    • @kzkaa.
      @kzkaa. Před 10 měsíci

      There's only a single spelling mistake, so you're good to go

  • @ZaTrapu
    @ZaTrapu Před 2 lety +157

    Tip: the best wave to save food and water is giving them every 5 days and when they come back after the 5 day mark

  • @MrLow129
    @MrLow129 Před 2 lety +338

    I’ve grown so used to Lixian’s editing that I can tell when he isn’t the one editing the video 🤣

    • @elizabethhooper5379
      @elizabethhooper5379 Před 2 lety +14

      The description makes it seem as though he at least edited it some lol

    • @gemmuffin57
      @gemmuffin57 Před 2 lety +1

      that's funny lol

    • @BeeMarzipan
      @BeeMarzipan Před 2 lety +2

      he edits it along with either marcus or rachel, all of them (including lixian obviously) have their own style which makes the editing more varied for each video
      personally my favorite editor is rachel, her editing is really funny to me, like in the murder house video

  • @momobunny5461
    @momobunny5461 Před 2 lety +4

    Mark: Great, they’re all good
    Seconds later
    *Ted has one foot in the grave*

  • @icetheirken
    @icetheirken Před 2 lety +4

    The "I'll cough on you!" had me rolling! 🤣

  • @RepostCollection
    @RepostCollection Před 2 lety +229

    The fact the developers used "we" in every sentence when it was just Timmy (which should have made him write in first person) kills me

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon Před 2 lety +7

      Maybe he's getting delusional at that point.

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sinteleon probably

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 Před 2 lety +1

      I like to think that it was the mind of a little kid. Ya know, pretending his family is still there and safe, and didn't abandon him. Think imaginary friends sorta deal. At least that's what I tell myself to avoid thinking about the creators using incorrect point of view and pronouns lol.

  • @zanecdote4701
    @zanecdote4701 Před 2 lety +747

    No one does intros like Mark does intros. He’s on another level.

    • @StarPlatinumAr
      @StarPlatinumAr Před 2 lety +2

      Ikr

    • @davidpavon9904
      @davidpavon9904 Před 2 lety +2

      True

    • @danate3849
      @danate3849 Před 2 lety

      No, good intros (or intros in general.) aren't a quality, or useful talent.

    • @ElloDere
      @ElloDere Před 2 lety +23

      @@danate3849 so is sharing your opinion.

    • @Jenzyyyy
      @Jenzyyyy Před 2 lety +9

      @@ElloDeresheesh you fucking did him a first degree burn

  • @bon3ghost307
    @bon3ghost307 Před 2 lety +7

    The 99 days from now part got me dying of laughter

  • @TAL1
    @TAL1 Před 2 lety +9

    28:21 That Home Alone reference is amazing lol

  • @AllenMZim
    @AllenMZim Před 2 lety +101

    I love how so much of the journal entry dialogue during the Timmy Alone mode was taken from Home Alone, almost word for word. 😆

  • @yummysosig6676
    @yummysosig6676 Před 8 měsíci

    Mark: “99 days from now?!”
    Jay:

  • @imbored3485
    @imbored3485 Před rokem +1

    I love the reference to Harry and Marv, with the traps, design, and the “Merry christmas ya filthy animals!” Amazing easter egg to the game!

  • @MinusLifeTV
    @MinusLifeTV Před 2 lety +489

    That almost perfect run you had on here several years ago still hurts to watch. Hope you can get it done here! 👍

    • @rafaelbr3563
      @rafaelbr3563 Před 2 lety +16

      @YeaMan And?

    • @puntachu
      @puntachu Před 2 lety +12

      @YeaMan the crazy part is no one asked

    • @Aroace_artist
      @Aroace_artist Před 2 lety +11

      @YeaMan Hey guess what!? Nobody gives a fuck!! :D

    • @royliber3824
      @royliber3824 Před 2 lety +12

      Im sure Mark will get it eventually! He used to play this game quite a lot before as I remember so he knows what needs to be done. Problem is, you need to rely quite a lot on RNG in this game which can definitely make things more complicated. Im sure he will get it tho.

    • @DutchGuyMike
      @DutchGuyMike Před 2 lety +2

      Ironically, as Mark often does, he does the wrong thing at the exact wrong moment lol (alas, for him!)

  • @TheShepard2011
    @TheShepard2011 Před 2 lety +169

    “They had faith in themselves of me having faith in them.”
    - Markplier from the Teggen Laggan timeline

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 Před 2 lety +6

      @Jack Wrath go down there and check, degenerate

    • @Plazmasoldier
      @Plazmasoldier Před 2 lety +2

      @@declantecho1717 Next time, don’t even bother to comment. What you say to them won’t make a difference. Just take a second to report them and then move on to the next comment section and repeat the process.

    • @estrangedstrayed6274
      @estrangedstrayed6274 Před 2 lety +1

      Let me see you grit those teeth!

    • @ZGoldDriverOfSavage
      @ZGoldDriverOfSavage Před 2 lety

      @Logan Roof No, it is not too late for you to turn to Christ and be forgiven of your sins. ... The only sin God cannot forgive is the sin of refusing to accept His forgiveness. God's promise is for you: "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness" (1 John 1:9)

    • @ZGoldDriverOfSavage
      @ZGoldDriverOfSavage Před 2 lety

      @Logan Roof No, it is not too late for you to turn to Christ and be forgiven of your sins. ... The only sin God cannot forgive is the sin of refusing to accept His forgiveness. God's promise is for you: "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness" (1 John 1:9)

  • @ephemeraltimekeeper8127
    @ephemeraltimekeeper8127 Před rokem +3

    3:25 duck and cover ending
    Failed to escape the bomb while scavenging

  • @thedevils5599
    @thedevils5599 Před 2 lety +4

    4:18
    mark and his dark past XD

  • @tonimiller565
    @tonimiller565 Před 2 lety +149

    "could be a good rock.
    could be a great rock."
    wise words to live by.

  • @purpleemerald5299
    @purpleemerald5299 Před 2 lety +118

    *I love how after his characters were sick for most of his first run, he became so content with maintaining the pestilence that he rather risk Timmy dying from it than get rid of bullets he can’t even use.* XD

    • @lordpengz16
      @lordpengz16 Před 2 lety +1

      Your pfp is horrendous, please change it to 3D version of handsome squidward instead

  • @jaimynxx34
    @jaimynxx34 Před 2 lety +3

    These are my favorite pls do more 🥺🥺 mark I could watch em all day

  • @silentlittle1200
    @silentlittle1200 Před 2 lety +248

    Mark: "A convenient man hole in the middle of the room where have I heard that?"
    Me: a heIEsT WItH maRkIPLiEr
    17:35

    • @Lanabana0143
      @Lanabana0143 Před 2 lety +6

      I looked though the comments just to find out what he was talking about I totally forgot about that

    • @loganfury7433
      @loganfury7433 Před 2 lety

      It’s actually from a Junji ito novel and that’s what the scene in a hiest with is referencing

  • @jankoflak820
    @jankoflak820 Před 2 lety +171

    6:07 It's actually: Water every 5 days, Soup every 10 days. (If nothing has changed form the base game)

    • @TheDevilDreamsAgain
      @TheDevilDreamsAgain Před 2 lety +9

      I thought it was food every 5 and water every 3, but it's also been like 2 years since I've watched any of this game 😅

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 Před 2 lety

      Lol

    • @dev7845
      @dev7845 Před 2 lety +2

      no. water 5 and food 5. if you do food 10, then you start to get sick

    • @SilverWolf_-cj4qn
      @SilverWolf_-cj4qn Před 2 lety

      @@TheDevilDreamsAgain nope, food 10 water 5. If you're short on supplies. I usually play on the safe side and do food 8 water 4.

    • @thunderface9128
      @thunderface9128 Před 9 měsíci

      ​​@@SilverWolf_-cj4qnno reason to ever feed or water below 5

  • @neron0va
    @neron0va Před 2 lety

    man i hope mark continues this series, its so much fun to watch

  • @kaitlinstacy7960
    @kaitlinstacy7960 Před 2 lety

    Idk why, but this is one of my favorites that Mark plays. I hope he makes more!

  • @griddle3086
    @griddle3086 Před 2 lety +403

    I feel like mark didn’t know this was one big home alone reference

    • @aidenr3310
      @aidenr3310 Před 2 lety +9

      Same

    • @TheLadyBlerd
      @TheLadyBlerd Před 2 lety +30

      Merry Christmas ya filthy animals 😏

    • @middleCased
      @middleCased Před 2 lety +16

      He did

    • @dept1374
      @dept1374 Před 2 lety +37

      He did that’s why he laughed when we was reading it LOL

    • @SeanEGHatch
      @SeanEGHatch Před 2 lety +7

      I can't believe how far I had to scroll down to find this comment. I think Mark has never seen Home Alone.

  • @Slothlover8501
    @Slothlover8501 Před 2 lety +360

    Alternative title: “A ‘masochist’ attempts to survive in a nuclear wasteland”

  • @nessonett742
    @nessonett742 Před 2 lety +6

    15:31 raise of Darkiplier.

  • @TheRealSaltyPepper
    @TheRealSaltyPepper Před 2 lety +2

    Fun fact: Little Boy and Fat Man were names for atomic bombs droped on Japan in 1945 during WW2

  • @kaylapowell2793
    @kaylapowell2793 Před 2 lety +190

    Random, but the setup in the background of Mark’s recording room looks really great!

    • @jean-lucmarrero9428
      @jean-lucmarrero9428 Před 2 lety +7

      didn't even notice till I read this comment. I agree, looks dope!

    • @inanislupus7579
      @inanislupus7579 Před 2 lety +1

      Yup, it looks so eye pleasing for some reason

    • @ItsMeLarky
      @ItsMeLarky Před 2 lety +1

      Now THAT'S oddly satisfying 😌✨

  • @oliviaislowkeycool
    @oliviaislowkeycool Před 2 lety +462

    Mark: THIS COST ME 10 DOLLARS
    Also mark: I genuinely bought a pee sauna

    • @captaincomet9963
      @captaincomet9963 Před 2 lety +28

      There is no proof of that

    • @TreguardD
      @TreguardD Před 2 lety +22

      The worst part? He actually got it for free by owning the 60 seconds.

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi Před 2 lety +17

      @@captaincomet9963 **ticking clock noises**

  • @Mystic-Midnight
    @Mystic-Midnight Před 2 lety +1

    "The at least one" actually makes gramatical sense in this case cause in the prior Journal entry it says "we know at least one of the bandits is barefoot" and therefore they are mentioned again as the "at least one barefooted" bandit.

  • @pizzatime7433
    @pizzatime7433 Před 2 lety +1

    I’m so proud that this series is back

  • @Aventrixmusic
    @Aventrixmusic Před 2 lety +106

    sends Timmy out with no food. "why is Timmy hungry"

  • @NekoStreamsHD
    @NekoStreamsHD Před 2 lety +327

    If only mark knew that “hairy mutant” was actually a pupper

    • @Lynnsayshi
      @Lynnsayshi Před 2 lety +12

      Why do people still use the word pupper…

    • @dreaincognita
      @dreaincognita Před 2 lety +74

      @@Lynnsayshi because it's cute and makes them happy? sheesh it's 2021 let people use the words they want... it's not even an offensive word or anything.

    • @Lynnsayshi
      @Lynnsayshi Před 2 lety +12

      @@dreaincognita it’s not even cute it’s just cringy

    • @avylol08
      @avylol08 Před 2 lety +47

      @@Lynnsayshi that's just your opinion though? 👀 No point in attacking those who aren't even actually bothering you in any way

    • @Lynnsayshi
      @Lynnsayshi Před 2 lety +11

      @@avylol08 why is it attacking when I’m asking a question and saying my opinion. Y’all soft if you really think that

  • @sweetly.1ndy
    @sweetly.1ndy Před 7 měsíci +1

    for me, its just so annoying when people who have played a game with a series randomly stops for a long time and then once they come back they dont bother to even watch their series videos to understand it cuz its not cheating because they did it.
    *Ps*.
    I still love ya mark!

  • @scr3amng_rat570
    @scr3amng_rat570 Před 2 lety +1

    28:43
    That’s… that’s the criminals from home alone… the wet bandits… nice

  • @pepto843
    @pepto843 Před 2 lety +65

    I love how the cat just shows back up and that isn’t questioned haha

  • @verticious6251
    @verticious6251 Před 2 lety +82

    I'm failing to understand why Mark had such an emotional attachment to the ammunition for the entirety of the video. Like..bruh..the gun was broke lol. What else are you gonna do with ammo?

    • @Haaalp
      @Haaalp Před 2 lety +3

      Put the ammo in the bandits. Duh.

    • @verticious6251
      @verticious6251 Před 2 lety

      @@Haaalp just shove em in

  • @nipwarrior2537
    @nipwarrior2537 Před 2 lety

    PLS MORE OF THIS I LOVE 60 SECONDS AND YOU

  • @briannasoto6489
    @briannasoto6489 Před 2 lety +3

    I love how mark staves them and are confused why they are sick

  • @DatBoiUKno
    @DatBoiUKno Před 2 lety +130

    The entire intro was a “believe in the me that believes in you” speech but drunk and passing out quickly.

  • @weisermetroid7293
    @weisermetroid7293 Před 2 lety +48

    The nostalgia hits hard with this one, I loved Mark playing 60 seconds

  • @skyler_thepatato9125
    @skyler_thepatato9125 Před 9 měsíci

    Mark: This game was 10$ not sure if it was worth it
    Also mark: I AM A MAN, WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!