Streamer Life Simulator
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- čas přidán 23. 01. 2021
- Ever wanted to become a professional streamer? Let's see how a CZcamsr handles the life of an epic Twitch Streamer. Will I crack under the pressure?
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Breaking news: Latest up and coming streamer, Markiplier, dies in a horrible car crash after hitting a bush. Nearby trees confirm his final words were "How bout' I just go straight there-- uh oh."
Uh oh
This is Red Dead Redemption all over again
Inspectors, on the scene, say that from evidence, he was carrying his bed, in his hand, during the accident.
Thankfully the bush wasnt hurt
That's how the Black Mirror episode would end.
in a parallel universe: Markiplier the streamer plays CZcams simulator
so glad i found this comment i was legit just thinking about this XD
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear adam
@@AxxLAfriku dont be negative to yourself ur amazing and never give up
@@Adam-do3xb good job having a second account
You mean Tuber Simulator?
In alternate universe, Markiplier is a toxic streamer who thrives on drama and clam soup
😅😂😂
Isn’t that just darkiplier?
@@keiferplayz1286 I’m all for nostalgia bait, if done right
literally the plot of needy streamer overload
@@keiferplayz1286Nah, it would be Actor Mark
Mark: “Delivering pizza is for bitches”
Me, a pizza delivery driver: damn right it is
That’s a very Philip J Fry thing to say haha
“Send your weakest delivery boy.”
"Damn right it is"
* starts crying *
As a Pizza Hut driver I couldn't agree more. Lmao
@@BuddyS95 it must be hard to not eat all those pizzas i wouldnt last a day
"Ignore the 160% toxicity", ah, like a true streamer.
The best part is, it keeps growing. So far it's 1400%
tf
Impossible, it's level... it's over 9000!
@@jrqolx ?
Later it gets to like 1400 percent.
" it takes energy to shower?"
Audience: *laughs in depression*
That's so real it hurts lol
Aha yeah🥲
Same!
Ouch
That caught me off guard lol
14:46 "That's so much money for gas" mark predicts the future confirmed.
This game was before it’s time apparently
To real rn
7.54 for gas T^T i dont get payed enough for that
Too true😂
Predicts europe*
Markiplier: Increasing arm size, stomach size, breast size.
Also Markiplier: *clicks height* Hm, let's not go there
Sean: Nostalgia Week
Felix: Gaming Week
Mark: Simulator Week
petition for SIM MONTH
@@SininenVenom 😂😂
Emma: EVERY MONTH IS SIMS MONTH! (plus Minecraft)
The only thing that feels more relatable than the grind in this game: the process of how Mark got addicted to this game
And clam soup
You should do another video like this one
@kitten10333 I nearly died of laughter at that part 😂
@@jalencloeman5227 what about ...
That one car crash saved Mark a year of his life.
This episode got way more existential than I expected. I feel like me and Mark went through some shit here. Like; what are we ALL doing?
The biggest tragedy, not the fact that he doesn't have a bathroom, nor the fact that he lives in the slums, but the fact that he has no mousepad.
You got bombarded by bots lol
@@Juan-tx6tu They gone now.
can't afford a bathroom, let alone a mousepad
Even bigger is that this game cost $20 wtf
@@gw5479 wait what
"I'm done with this game"
**11 minutes left**
I was saying the same thing in my head
Hit "X" for doubt.
Lmao-exactlyyy-
420
noice
The ending with him crashing his new $11,000 car was priceless!
Mark: "This game could easily turn into a horror game"
43:17 Running through the woods to get a car, stuff scattered throughout the map, people trying to walk through his wall. The game heard you Mark. The game... Heard... You.. O__O
I actually wanna see this game as a series, but Mark is probably going to play another simulation game next time
I agree. Would make a good series and he already really likes it
I so agree this is legitimate fun to watch
maybe he got so addicted to this he'll play it forever
Same
Same!!
Mark: “I’m cutting it here”
Me: *Sees theres 10 mins left
“I suspect cap”
Lmao I was like nope not finished yet
I was like that yesterday when I watched it the first time lol
@@cookiecat1842 flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”
@@halleyscomett flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”
Also him wearing the bleach tie dye shirt
Mark contemplating his life decisions at the end was hilarious
“That’s so much money for gas!”
*that did not age quite so well*
💀
Mark: “I’m not a streamer”
Mark’s twitch: “am I a joke to you?”
Lol
I was thinking about that-
Lol 😂
I was looking for this comment, thank you.
Mark: “This isn’t just a streamer simulator it’s a life simulator.”
Name of the game: Streamer Life Simulator
LMAAOO
me: LAMP OIL. ROPES? BOMBS?
U WANT IT ?!?!? It all yourrs, my friend
As long you have enough rubyes
r/wooooooooooooosh
@@cathygoodman1790 Nothing in this person's comment implies that they missed the joke.
Touche. You win this round Mr reader.
I would love to see just how many hours he's put into this game by now
Arguably one of his best videos purely based off the vibes
I think Mark's broken, someone needs to reboot him... Hes streaming himself streaming about streaming...
Streamception
@@kitboone9688 flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”
@Piper Kells flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”
@Theodore Corkrean flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”
I'm pretty sure 'rebooting' is known as brainwashing
I unironically want a whole series of Mark playing this game
Same
Same here
Same
Ikr
Agreed
Chilla’s art hearing mark say “this could very easily turn into a horror game” 🤔
Imagine how long he would play if his car didn’t get flipped at the end lol
“IM DONE”
*sees ten minutes left* sure you are buddy
Leaving this here just to make ya angry there's a reply ;^P
Mark: “Alright guys, I’m cutting myself off”
Me, who has seen that there’s 11 minutes left in the video: yea sure you are
I had the same thought
Mark: “Why is the camera drunk?”
Unus Annus fans: “PARTY CAM!!!”
Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on...
chat: whats your profession ?
mark: *serial killer*
Markiplier: “I'm a CZcamsr”
Viewers: “Yes”
Egg
Yes
Oui
Yes
Yesn't
Mark being confused why he is genuinely enjoying this game is like me confused why i wish there was endless hours of him playing this to see the journey
Bro same
facts
Yes plz. Its fun!!! :
mark starts talking about bone broth i just died
@send me message @markiplier680 where do i message u
30:00 I see that Mark is learning the concept of playing a game within a game, and I love how he's very fascinated by it
"I've hit people before and it hasn't done that" - Markiplier 2021
Mark knows. He squishes like Real People too
I'm am like 861! Notorce me senpaigh.
@@reidmartin6209 Noticed. Now go like on 18 alt accounts.
@@anders3 Considere it don'ed!
"We all love me" is the most Mark Fishbach sentence ever
It really is...
Self appreciation is good once in a while. A Mark Fishbach move is self appreciation all the time. Round the clock. 24/7, 365 days a year.
@@jonf.i-k729 i mean when you're such a kind, amazing person it's only natural that you'd compliment yourself every second of the day
I laughed way to hard at "Chica you look different."
This is STILL my favorite video Mark has uploaded to date
That ending just tickles me every single time
Mark: I don't know why it takes energy to take a bath
Me: laughs in depression
Yeah- you have no motivation to bathe
@@supercoolman1170 who needs motivation to bathe lmao, it is gross to not shower or bathe.
Edit: scroll down to the comment section instead of attacking me
@@NoNameO7 you my good person do not have depression or you would now how much motivation it takes to do anything
Meee
@@NoNameO7 well, when your depressed. you get tired. the type of tired that sleep can’t fix. it’s a never ending loop of dread. & you have no right to have an opinion about this. a lot of people go through it, including myself. take a seat.
Mark, 1 month later: “What’s up everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to our first stream!”
he already streams a lot on twitch
@@cobicu thank you captain obvious
@@zadmeck did it seem like im specifically telling you? theres usually around 22k viewers on his twitch and his videos have over 2 million views most of the time so most people probably dont know about it if you have a brain to know that
@UwU Echo Lol, I just forgot. :P
I only ever watch Mark on CZcams and it completely slipped my mind that he also does Twitch. Also didn't help that everything he said in this video seemed ambiguous to that fact.
@@cobicu The difference isn't knowledge of its existence, it's that most people would rather watch a 50 minute video rather than watch an hours long stream.
Markiplier: "I'm gonna put my toilet right by the window so everyone can see it" *proceeds to put it as far away from any window as possible*
You're killing me with these games now I need to play them ..
The look on your face when you rolled that car at the end was too funny!!!🤣😂🤣
Markiplier: "That's it. I'm done. I'm done."
11 minutes of the video left: Mhmm
No cap
Arms: yes
Belly: yes
Breasts: yes
Height:... Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
What haven't you seen a short, buff and fat person before
Tyler1 wants to know your location
"Not tryna make a Space Marine here"
lady dimitrescu
@AVNIEL THEODORE ALVIN CRISPIN Moe woah
16:09 looking like the sloth from ice age mark 😭
I had to pause multiple times I was crying from laughter lol. I needed that laugh today. Thank you :)
Markiplier when I’m alone: educational game about saving people in car accidents.
Markiplier when my parents walk behind me: *ZornHub*
For when you're feeling zorny
the accuracy-
lol ikr
I am not editing that to P.
900 like check
popular streamer Markiplier found dead in a car accident. Some say it was because he was driving straight threw the woods but others claim it was because he was carrying a whole bed while driving
Nah man, he was getting it on thanks yo clamsoup
This is the best comment
@@AmericanPanda no me
Lmao
@@AmericanPanda yes
22:14 the message he accidently deleted was:
Adamitism: You make money from where you sit. The easiest job in the world. I hate you.
Yeah he would've eventually deleted it too
18:05 - 18:30 is killing me, I'm wheezing and crying from laughing. Saying "ohh that was a bumpy curb" fulling knowing you drove over the guy *again* might actually do me in.
“I’m cold? What does that even mean, I’m cold?”
*I think it means you’re cold, Mark*
Wth is up with the comments above me? ^
I honestly have no idea, I just ignored them
For some reason i read it in Bob's voice
No no, that's preposterous
@@-pogdog5214 Now the comment is probably gone.
“Grand Theft Depression: Post-Apocalypse Edition” looks great!
LMFAO PLSSS
When that comes out before gta 6 does.
Lol yeah pretty much
"I need a turlet, or my bladder's going to KABOOM, and I'll pass everywhere." 6:59
piss not pass
Don't make it go kablooey
Lmao
This is my #1 comfort video for when times are rough. All the simulator era videos are, but this has a special place in my heart.
Hey me too bro ngl I’ve watched this like 10 times start to finish
Mark: "How about I just go straight there."
*flips brand new $11,000 car*
Life Simulator: There are no shortcuts in life.
This was powerful
He just flipped the ae86 from Initial D in it's first ride rip
I felt the pain
@@christiangarcia9463 u felt the pain? im laughing for almost 10 minutes pls send help my stomach hurts
@@Mythologia101 lol you're on your own with that one buddy.
26:04
he did it guys
No
HAHHAHAHAAHA NOOO YOU DIDN'T -
he did the thing
Wow...Grom is here
e...
I want to see so much more of this game! I think theirs so much promise in this, it’s amazing! 🎉🎉
Having like 30 seconds of nostalgia, then falling headfirst into the pains of moving is too damn relatable.
I love how mark is fully invested in the stream that can’t hear him and yet talks like he can
He’ll take any and all opportunities to sing the preaches of Bone Broth. XD
I mean, his real job IS to talk to no one in a room
@@stupidshiba Lol
@@stupidshiba eventhough we're all there with him, he just can't SEE us... But I bet he can FEEL us 😳😁😎
Mark: *Plays whole game without buying any clothes for his streamer*
Also Mark: Oh this is lovely. Oh this is delightful
to be fair hes never been one for character customization
Just like real life /joke
I love how over 3 separate days he goes from
Day 1: slowly gets addicted and forces himself to stop once he recognizes that
Day 2: addicted
Day 3: crypto, lost everything
Rarely I come back to videos I've already watched, but I remembered the joy in this one. Did not disappoint the second time :D
-Mark: "Let's get to browsing."
-Unus Annus theme for that meme plays
-*sadness*
I literally had a flashback :(
i literally paused and went straight to the comments
timestamp? I missed it T-T
@@adaileah its 24:57 🥲👌
@@adaileah 24:47 😎
Are we just not gonna talk about Mosi?
You start the game waking up in his house, he shoots a gun and you just never see him again. WHAT, WHY?!
the plot thickens!
@@HeyItzZedd ikr-
I forgot about that
He had to...........mosi on outta there.
@@strangewayfaringstranger 😂😂😂
THIS WAS 2 YEARS AGO?!
I love how he looks shocked after he ruins his new car by trying to go off-road
"This isn't just streamer simulator, this is life simulator."
Almost like they should've named the game Streamer Life Simulator.
Too long
@@seventytwo4728 r/woooooosh
@@hackerquin9490 pretty sure they were being sarcastic so r/woooosh to u
@@natalie7480 uhhh, if that's the case, then my b? To me it just seemed like they took it too literally
this is stream life simulator made by the same company that made cyber punk
the game is full of glitches and bugs
"This game is like a small pool, but it is so deep."
Is he...describing a well?
@Kagami Yume yes
Maybe
Perhaps
most likely
"it's so shallow but so deep!" so like...a well that isn't very full?
Markiplier: "Hey, let's get browsing :D"
A certain niche of people who were there for it: "Memento Mori"
I’m so glad I watched Call me Kevin’s video of this first 😂 you guys are both hilarious
*starts stream* _"what is up, my guys?!"_
that's not your intro.
Lmao he has no intro
@Shelby Taulbee 😂😂😂
What’s is up my guys it’s SYYYKUUUNOO HERE
@@Tinybudgetfilms yes he does he says hi I'm markiplier and then explains what he's going to do in the video.
@@margegarland7635 i think they mean whenever mark streams, dude has no intro usually lol
Markiplier should totally keep playing this game, watching his descent into madness is so oddly satisfying
I agree
I agree
I agree
I agree
I agree
Because of your video, You made me buy the game myself and i became addicted to it too, It IS fun, So yea, Thanks for addiction spreading.
Mark is literally me playing Powerwash Simulator😭😭 it's literally just cleaning stuff and i already had like 20+ hours on it. i bought it like 4 days ago.
For someone who’s “real” he sure is playing a lot of simulators 🤔
Oh god
Fuck. Why i didnt thought of this
I'm glad to see so many viewers picking up on this... it might just be a clue that the "bit" is not over yet.
Unless he isn't 👁️👄👁️
He is a lizard person....
Mark: starts outro
Me: Sees 11 minutes left on the video
Hm. Something doesn't add up here
I'm 8 mins into the video so thanks for telling me the future
Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A: She couldn't control her pupils!
@@jdwmyt your name fits your comment perfectly. *CRINGE*
Yooooo at 21:30 when the shadow pops out when he talking about how it can turn into a horror game at any second gave me chills
"Hello buddy nice ass" Markiplier
I haven’t finished this vid yet, BUT PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES
I second this. It can be like his raft series. Although I think he could only squeeze out like 2 more videos of this length seeing how far he progressed.
Yea he needs to atleast beat the game
I agree
YES!
yes!
Hey mark, we’ve all discussed this... we’re gonna go ahead and need multiple videos of this. Thanks
Yes
Yes
You right
Yes
ll
This vid was one piece tier. Mark even had a time skip. I died when once chad future plier cane in and said “delivering pizza is for bitches🚬(🕶️)”
Oh god….I completely forgot about Mark’s obsession with bone broth for so long.
Mark hits a person with a car:
"oh that was a bumpy curb"
yep that was the joke he was going for..
Mark: gets millions of views in real life
Mark playing the game: 1000 VIEWERS IM FAMOUS
That feeling when you start a level 1 character in an RPG becacuse cap level is boring.
well 1000 viewers in a stream is actually a lot ya know
@@duggnugg7603
It's just funny considering Mark gets millions of views on a regular.
@@RJ-rp8yd I think it shows how pure mark really is.
@@StephenDelRosario777 felt
This video is so good I keep watching it like 2 times a day
32:37 i like how he put "you are the best" without verbally metioning it very wholesome
mark: “i’m done”
me: sees ten minutes left in the video
me: *oh no*
Did anyone else see Mark select "serial killer" when the chat asked for his profession lmaooo
lmaooo
Omg wtf lmao
Lmao timestamp😂
@@scinnamonlia 34:00
@@lana4971 legend
I wish he kept playing this. it's SO entertaining I'm considering buying it for myself
Who knew a simple game can break a man like that
Mark the type guy to stream irl
Yea
Lol
Omg
Lol 😂
I just saw your comment in Pewds’ vid lol
Playing a game on his computer which is also playing a game on his computer. Where's the simulator that plays a simulation of your simulator.
Soon enough, he'll be playing a game on his computer which is also playing a game on his computer where they play a game on their computer where they play a game on their computer that also plays a game on the computer where they play a streamer simulator game that also plays a game about car accidents.
And all of this is playing on our own devices
You can play the sims on the sims
I almost understood what you just said 💀😂
He played a VR game with this kind of thing going on. His VR into a simulation that had a vr headset with loads of other sims within the sim he was playing and omg I’ve gone cross eyed.
9:46 mark its called streamer LIFE simulator
That vehicle engine sound effect is from GTA San Andreas Cargo truck 39:26
This game is a whole package. Even it has car accident simulator in it.
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ What the fu-
have you seen the android version of this game
@@andreiadora1267 yep it crashes a lot and I'm stuck at the loading screen
take my like and leave
Nobody:
Markiplier: “bone broth comes from really good bones”.
stop nobody comments please
@@thiccsquirrelno.2968 what-
@@Ziixie them’s the rules
@@jade_is_tired I get what they said now oml-
@@Ziixie OH i thought they were just saying nobody is allowed to comment
16:02 is probably my favorite edit ever from Lixian/Marcus. I would never have thought to do it, but it turns a forgettable ramble into a hilarious moment.
A PART TWO OF THIS OR MAKIGM THIS A SERIES WOJKD NE AMAZING, I LOVE THIS