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  • čas přidán 11. 02. 2021
  • Have you ever wanted to drive a truck? Sure you have! Everyone has! Well now you get to be an AMERICAN truck driver, hauling goods across the land!
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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  Před 3 lety +16161

    Tried out Photoshop's new face tweaking feature for today's thumbnail... I think we can all agree that it works perfectly!

  • @onionpai3407
    @onionpai3407 Před 3 lety +6110

    “Red lights are just a suggestion”
    -Markiplier

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 Před 3 lety +355

      Nothing has tempted me more to become a member of a youtuber than this literal comment

    • @mihirx27
      @mihirx27 Před 3 lety +41

      Story of my life right here...

    • @hoo8072
      @hoo8072 Před 3 lety +248

      @@cats1970 YS

    • @artifactland69
      @artifactland69 Před 3 lety +20

      he's a real standup guy

    • @Wrsfts
      @Wrsfts Před 3 lety +19

      How do you do this "emotes"?

  • @trevorthefoamer220
    @trevorthefoamer220 Před 3 lety +9033

    He’s done emergency vehicles, he’s done semi trucks, it’s time for trains

  • @xanthor7733
    @xanthor7733 Před 3 lety +1231

    Mark: "I love the dynamics of shifting!"
    Also Mark: *rolls from fourth, drives in 10th at 20 MPH, and just destroys the gearbox*

  • @jpann26
    @jpann26 Před rokem +745

    Mark trying to take that first highway curve at 78mph and tipping was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

  • @santaclaus8652
    @santaclaus8652 Před 3 lety +4344

    He should just call this series: “playing games that are much more complicated than I had initially thought”

    • @ashleyharrison1009
      @ashleyharrison1009 Před 3 lety +116

      Well, I'm not sure how accurate the other simulators were. But my dad, an irl American truck driver, says that American Trucking Simulator is very accurate to driving over-the-road. Truck Driving is not as complicated as Mark made it seem.

    • @santaclaus8652
      @santaclaus8652 Před 3 lety +37

      Yeah Mark does that with a lot of these games lol

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am Před 3 lety +5

      Yup, its truly a thing at this point!

    • @puuaatu2856
      @puuaatu2856 Před 3 lety +22

      basically half of the video is about playing the game and the other half is about trying to play the game

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 Před 3 lety +10

      Can't wait to see him play a flight simulator of sorts, though MSFS might not be too hard..

  • @cottoncandysweet8132
    @cottoncandysweet8132 Před 3 lety +3425

    "you've been hit by"
    "you've been struck by"
    *truck*

  • @Twelve_Aces
    @Twelve_Aces Před 3 lety +189

    This hurts to watch being a trucker, but it definitely made me laugh

    • @Agrijack101
      @Agrijack101 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Haha same although I’m a farm kid I’m used to driving with trailers and big vehicles 😂

  • @600forzip
    @600forzip Před 3 lety +516

    He's even telling stories like a real truck driver

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Před 3 lety +17

      The most crucial part of the life lol. I've got stories for days and I've only driven for 4 years

    • @thomasmcginley7944
      @thomasmcginley7944 Před 2 lety +2

      What would Mark's cb handle be?

    • @fenn_fren
      @fenn_fren Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@thomasmcginley7944 Markimoo

  • @MrSchism
    @MrSchism Před 3 lety +1995

    "I'm not real"
    "I've been on a simulator kick lately"
    I'm sensing a theme.

    • @grimreaper2680
      @grimreaper2680 Před 3 lety +73

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 Fam at least the curse gave me a week, I died instantaneously after clicking on your channel and seeing the shit that you post.

    • @StrwbrrzDrmz
      @StrwbrrzDrmz Před 3 lety +41

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 YES! FUCKING FINALLY!! FUCK YES!! THANK YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH!! I FINALLY GET TO DIE!! OMFG!!! EVERYBODY CALL DOWN! ITS HAPPENING!! ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!!

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 Před 3 lety +10

      Wait- it's all connected!! *x-files theme plays*

    • @rlharveson
      @rlharveson Před 3 lety +15

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 It worked! It actually worked!
      The dislike button worked!

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 Před 3 lety +2

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 this curse will be applied to me and everyone? Including you? Im good fam

  • @azation
    @azation Před 3 lety +3419

    Mark: "I'm about to pass!!"
    "Anyone there?" *checks mirror for .25 seconds*
    "Hope not!" *passes*

    • @Nevdar
      @Nevdar Před 3 lety +61

      That seems pretty standard for a truck driver if they even check at all lol.

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs Před 3 lety +58

      @@Nevdar To be fair, it’s a lot easier to place the burden of safety on non-truck drivers since cars are much smaller and have an easier time maneuvering/navigating around potential hazards compared to trucks lol

    • @omangyulia6823
      @omangyulia6823 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Nevdar torrent for a

    • @wsor3802
      @wsor3802 Před 3 lety +3

      Don't we all?

    • @Gohan_Fanboi
      @Gohan_Fanboi Před 3 lety +4

      Swift in a nutshell

  • @LoneWolf-kz5bo
    @LoneWolf-kz5bo Před 3 lety +501

    “I remember how to back these up”
    *immediately jack-knifes it*

  • @daviddebergh254
    @daviddebergh254 Před 3 lety +154

    As a trucker I love these games so people can understand how difficult driving an 18 wheeler is.

  • @cullendunham7946
    @cullendunham7946 Před 3 lety +4467

    As a truck driver I can confirm this is exactly how your first few months goes

  • @danielbrugovsky6018
    @danielbrugovsky6018 Před 3 lety +1607

    Mark: "I NEED TO GO FASTER."
    *Shifts from 2nd all the way to 12th gear*
    The engine: "That's a lot of damage."

  • @starlishkitten
    @starlishkitten Před 3 lety +187

    “the problem here is there’s no traffic”
    got it in one. the 5 is NEVER that empty.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Před 2 lety +31

      I'm a truck driver and I delivered into LA at the beginning of the pandemic. It actually was empty. All the roads were. It was so surreal. I felt like I drove onto a movie set.

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 Před 2 lety

      No one cares.

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 Před 2 lety +28

      @@jameswent48 I care

    • @exterminator9676
      @exterminator9676 Před rokem +5

      You can turn up the traffic and incidents in settings!

  • @E36_boat
    @E36_boat Před 2 lety +247

    As a manual driver when he said “ why am I going so slow I’m shifting up” had me dead ☠️

    • @JollyRanchersGrandma
      @JollyRanchersGrandma Před 9 měsíci +9

      It's apparent Mark drove an automatic before getting his Tesla

    • @Agrijack101
      @Agrijack101 Před 3 měsíci

      Haha 😂 I’m a farm kid and I’m thinking the same thing 😂

  • @andrew9415
    @andrew9415 Před 3 lety +896

    Mark while jackknifing the trailer: "She's a beaut. Shea's a beaut."

    • @codyhopping9343
      @codyhopping9343 Před 3 lety +16

      I was cringing so hard😂

    • @Iridium117
      @Iridium117 Před 3 lety +6

      it's a good thing it doesn't simulate that bat wing... or the airlines that he probably would have ripped off the glad hands

    • @gabenegron2373
      @gabenegron2373 Před 3 lety +7

      "Alrighty, the trailer looks to be in nice shape, and- where the tread go?"

    • @dts369
      @dts369 Před 3 lety +1

      @@codyhopping9343 same here

  • @alexanderlang8274
    @alexanderlang8274 Před 3 lety +672

    Literally the guy everyone’s afraid of on the road..

    • @deejeh9494
      @deejeh9494 Před 3 lety +7

      Haulers don't want to crash either but it's not out of fear.

  • @junomay6341
    @junomay6341 Před 2 lety +180

    the pure and utter shock mark is in when he crashes knowing that he was speeding and doing a big turn driving a truck 😭

  • @tristanhicks5372
    @tristanhicks5372 Před 2 lety +120

    The screaming as you flipped is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while lol

  • @RebeliousAngel196
    @RebeliousAngel196 Před 3 lety +763

    My dad drives truck and he would actually agree with Mark's rant about having maps and GPS oriented north.

    • @Charlieto
      @Charlieto Před 3 lety +15

      i have played the game for months and i agree. i still get lost on where i am coz it sticks to north instead of following the road direction you are going

    • @raionshishi8290
      @raionshishi8290 Před 3 lety +39

      @@Charlieto Am... Marks point was that he prefers it always oriented North then following the road directions you are going because it disorients you

    • @victorkaegi8716
      @victorkaegi8716 Před 3 lety +8

      @Taylor truck driving is actually insanely good money, over 100k per year depending on if you have a cdl class a and the company you work for.

    • @BoxySonic
      @BoxySonic Před 3 lety +11

      I think that its fine to have it face where your facing as long as it has a compass

    • @Charlieto
      @Charlieto Před 3 lety +2

      @@raionshishi8290 i replied before watching the video lol

  • @powersteamracing
    @powersteamracing Před 3 lety +424

    "Trailer damaged? Well it's not my trailer so who cares."
    Congratulations, Swift is hiring.

  • @shortysherbet
    @shortysherbet Před 2 lety +68

    "My fault, but imma blame you" anyone who ever drives, always.

  • @silasbaird
    @silasbaird Před 2 lety +77

    As someone who actually drives trucks I can say this is truly hilarious. Props to Mark

  • @stickupking1064
    @stickupking1064 Před 3 lety +876

    Mark: Shes a beaut
    Truck: Fully jack knifed

    • @dustinripley6372
      @dustinripley6372 Před 3 lety +35

      Yea I cringed so hard at the over corrects and poor maneuvers.

    • @BetsyWills1989
      @BetsyWills1989 Před 3 lety +11

      I laughed so hard at this 🤣

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am Před 3 lety +3

      Well that didn't last long! xD

    • @kopperhead
      @kopperhead Před 3 lety +8

      The glad hands would have snapped off so hard lmao

    • @ninjayacdan
      @ninjayacdan Před 3 lety +23

      He'd fit right in with Swift!

  • @doslover
    @doslover Před 3 lety +442

    "My fault but Imma blame you"
    Well if that isn't just driving in a nutshell.

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 Před 3 lety +24

    21:11 Google Maps gives you the option to fix North up, and I always use it as such because like Mark, it helps me keep my directional orientation.

  • @sprocketstreams5336
    @sprocketstreams5336 Před 3 lety +121

    Watching Mark try to back up a trailer and not realizing he needs to turn the wrong way to straighten the trailer is the most infuriating thing I have watched in a long time

  • @YourDeformedGod
    @YourDeformedGod Před 3 lety +794

    "Its not my trailer so who really cares" - every swift driver ever.

    • @ForrestFrank
      @ForrestFrank Před 3 lety +37

      I was waiting for a comment about Swift drivers lol

    • @boredniko2406
      @boredniko2406 Před 3 lety +16

      *You're not wrong*

    • @beauchampterry43
      @beauchampterry43 Před 3 lety +8

      Pam driver here, I see your mistake, you said swift and not pam.

    • @krispurdy78
      @krispurdy78 Před 3 lety +5

      I only got my Swift trailer stuck in a muddy ditch once thanks. 😆

    • @dts369
      @dts369 Před 3 lety +5

      Lol swift standa for sure wish I finished training

  • @SirCheeto47
    @SirCheeto47 Před 3 lety +691

    As a former truck driver, I have to say that Mark’s actions and verbal expressions are insanely accurate while operating a big rig.
    Minus the severe law breaking, of course.

    • @koira163
      @koira163 Před 3 lety +75

      You mean to tell me you did NOT go into a ramp in 80 mph and roll on your side? Jeez, can you even call yourself a truckdriver? Haha

    • @tatertotgaming863
      @tatertotgaming863 Před 3 lety +66

      Why dont yall ever allow it to transform into optimus prime

    • @allenmarvetsthewildbuck3205
      @allenmarvetsthewildbuck3205 Před 3 lety +23

      @@koira163 those yellow signs with black lettering are just suggestions 🤣

  • @viab.5040
    @viab.5040 Před rokem +39

    “My fault but imma blame you.” The epitome of my mother. 💀

  • @mr.honeybee7661
    @mr.honeybee7661 Před 2 lety +11

    Lol that crash was so realistic… right down to the scream of terror. 😂🤣

  • @yeahidrinkbleachgotaproblem
    @yeahidrinkbleachgotaproblem Před 3 lety +1515

    I feel like mark would talk to himself like this if he really was a truck driver

    • @deadmeat5150butt
      @deadmeat5150butt Před 3 lety +102

      We truckers talk like this to ourselves all the time. No shit.

    • @justinstamper6219
      @justinstamper6219 Před 3 lety +56

      @@deadmeat5150butt I mean we gotta keep ourselves entertained somehow lol

    • @deadmeat5150butt
      @deadmeat5150butt Před 3 lety +39

      @@justinstamper6219 Exactly. I know I prayed a trailer into position before backing up a hill in New Jersey.

    • @justinstamper6219
      @justinstamper6219 Před 3 lety +18

      @@deadmeat5150butt I myself am not a truck driver, though I have thought about getting my cdl, but my father is a owner/operator and has had some crazy moments

    • @S1CKJ0KE
      @S1CKJ0KE Před 3 lety +11

      It helps me focus my mind on the task. Usually backing so I coach myself through steps.

  • @abigailchiu1943
    @abigailchiu1943 Před 3 lety +1087

    Mark: crashes into something
    Mark: *”it’s fine”*

    • @leviticus2001
      @leviticus2001 Před 3 lety +15

      He just wants to see how far his truck can take it.

    • @lucianocurti5419
      @lucianocurti5419 Před 3 lety +4

      To those reading this reply, we need markiplier to play Hunie Pop 2

    • @WereWolfNights
      @WereWolfNights Před 3 lety

      Let's not forget hom much he jacknifed the trailer

    • @GrimKreeper
      @GrimKreeper Před 3 lety

      @@lucianocurti5419 What is Hunie Pop 2?

    • @lucianocurti5419
      @lucianocurti5419 Před 3 lety

      @@GrimKreeper you serious? He played the first game of Hunie Pop, the series was hilarious. Ok but Hunie Pop is a dating game

  • @midsummernightmare
    @midsummernightmare Před 8 měsíci +9

    Mark not knowing what the cab of the truck is called and then telling us how it put him to sleep every time is both the most relatable and the cutest thing

  • @Nervadane
    @Nervadane Před 3 lety +47

    I like how he missed his OWN FACE is in the game. Supermega played as Mark

  • @MandelaAnomaly
    @MandelaAnomaly Před 3 lety +810

    Mark: “Current job is Truck”
    Lixian: Lemme just... *HONK*

  • @andreoropeza2789
    @andreoropeza2789 Před 3 lety +592

    Mark: I paid for the whole speedometer I’m using the whole speedometer

  • @ladytempest7273
    @ladytempest7273 Před 3 lety +15

    This is hilarious, and saddening. The sheer panic on Marks face resembles how I felt during my truck training almost a decade ago.

  • @jacecagle8198
    @jacecagle8198 Před měsícem +2

    3 yrs later and this is still one of my favorite videos. The fluctuations of "I've got this shit" to "fuck, how do I truck?" make this some of the best Mark comedy for me.

  • @ryancassens2118
    @ryancassens2118 Před 3 lety +398

    "Who cares about trailer damage, it's not my trailer. " Making the Swift drivers feel proud with that one.

  • @meggiemoo4404
    @meggiemoo4404 Před 3 lety +551

    Mark: “what is it called? The c-o-c-k-pit?”
    Me: “CAB”

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo Před 3 lety +1

      That's wtf I was saying lol

    • @Ace-gq8xp
      @Ace-gq8xp Před 3 lety +2

      Isnt it the cabin

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo Před 3 lety +10

      @@Ace-gq8xp It's called Cab for short I haven't heard any trucker fully call it a cabin

    • @meggiemoo4404
      @meggiemoo4404 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Ace-gq8xp I’ve never heard a trucker call it a cabin. I used to be a truck driver as well

    • @skipp84
      @skipp84 Před 3 lety

      nah thats a car

  • @flaurel
    @flaurel Před 2 lety +33

    27:19 That is literally the definition of insanity

  • @daemonsdemons
    @daemonsdemons Před 3 lety +1814

    "It's my fault but i'm going to blame you" is the best sentence to describe driving I've ever heard.

  • @lexidavis2789
    @lexidavis2789 Před 3 lety +4667

    watching this with my dad was an experience for him, it was the most i seen him laugh and trying to explain things like mark can hear him. he was a truck driver for over 30 years. he loved this video thanks mark loved it!

    • @kamiko_kourteva
      @kamiko_kourteva Před 3 lety +223

      That's so incredibly pure thank you for sharing!

    • @ExVeritasReverentia
      @ExVeritasReverentia Před 3 lety +122

      that's cute XD
      for some reason reminds me of my dad when he helped me & my sis w/a part we were stuck in Resident Evil 5...when he hadn't played an RE game since the original RE3

    • @mejhdhhicbfshihids652
      @mejhdhhicbfshihids652 Před 3 lety +21

      The Mcelroys did a video on polygon for this game and it’s hilarious I would recommend it for you and your dad

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Před 3 lety +28

      @@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 I'm a trucker who also plays this game and that video had me in tears laughing

    • @Noah-xd2zy
      @Noah-xd2zy Před 2 lety +5

      Wholesome

  • @Sacred_Cow
    @Sacred_Cow Před rokem +10

    "I know, engine malfunction."
    *oh no god no oh no*

  • @peterbilttrucker2035
    @peterbilttrucker2035 Před 2 lety +11

    As a real American trucker, this is historical 😂 love you mark

  • @Chubby_Lemon
    @Chubby_Lemon Před 3 lety +369

    On multiplayer you're legally required to toot your airhorn when you see another trucker. Anything less is punishable by death by alligators.

  • @orchidxsaber
    @orchidxsaber Před 2 lety +6

    “Are waterbeds a thing anymore-“
    “WEEEEDD WEEEEEEEED” 15:00

  • @Peeps40836
    @Peeps40836 Před rokem +6

    23:14 When your genius is so powerful that it violates the first law of thermodynamics.

    • @ommkhr
      @ommkhr Před 10 měsíci +1

      Well, he confess that he was above some kind of laws?

  • @boreddev9252
    @boreddev9252 Před 3 lety +635

    As a trucker, i just laughed every time he's like, "oh yea, got it right here."

    • @a2rhombus2
      @a2rhombus2 Před 3 lety +43

      I'm not even a trucker but I knew we were in for a good time as soon as he selected the advanced parking mode.

    • @randomaidan8005
      @randomaidan8005 Před 3 lety +16

      Yeah my dads a trucker. I was like markiplier , you ain’t even close.

    • @ZackNotHere
      @ZackNotHere Před 3 lety +2

      @@randomaidan8005 markiplier*

    • @randomaidan8005
      @randomaidan8005 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ZackNotHere yeah yeah I made a mistake.

    • @ZackNotHere
      @ZackNotHere Před 3 lety +2

      @@randomaidan8005 yea I'm just fixing it

  • @christyioran2969
    @christyioran2969 Před 3 lety +290

    "Are you judging me?!?!"
    I work as a material handler and can confirm that yes, If you're a bad truck driver, everyone is intensely judging you all the time

    • @Alibi0014
      @Alibi0014 Před 3 lety +20

      I'm a new driver (about 4 months) driving for 7-Up and every time I miss backing into a dock I feel like people are judging me at work

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Alibi0014 well, according to chris, you're right :-D don't let it get to you though. Everybody has to start somewhere.

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 Před 3 lety +5

      @@thedragon133 It's really unfortunate that people have to judge others like that. Don't they know that they were once beginners too? I just can't understand some people

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 Před 3 lety +9

      @@teslacoil5378 I think it's just in our nature, just as we judge others on how they look and behave. We gauge their level of threat or usefulness on a base instinct level.
      From that point on though, it's our choice to correct that judgement or throw it out completely, like you would with a beginner. :)

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 Před 3 lety +1

      @@smallvixenamberkitty1967 indeed . No bots here.
      😉

  • @fostoriadistrictrailfan3907

    I Like how he doesn't know how to service the truck and at 21:50 he just doesn't know he never actually serviced it

  • @aris_han
    @aris_han Před 2 lety +5

    23:50
    "they do out first, make a sense nowadays"
    Trucks back in the day
    "turn trucks like they driving a mini cooper, we going boys!"

  • @ericridgeway2846
    @ericridgeway2846 Před 3 lety +456

    "Are water beds still a thing anymore? Does anybody do- WEED!!!"
    -Mark 2021

  • @Jenna-qp1bf
    @Jenna-qp1bf Před 3 lety +681

    17:33
    "What would happen if I speeded just a little bit?"
    **Is flipped over on the highway like 2 minutes later**

  • @pureawesomeness56
    @pureawesomeness56 Před 2 lety +12

    I know its a game, i know its Markiplier but as a truck driver for the Army this is sooo painful but sooo entertaining too watch

  • @cableyoutuber
    @cableyoutuber Před 2 lety +10

    “Trailer damage, well it’s not my trailer” is the most trucker thing I’ve heard.

    • @driverjayne
      @driverjayne Před 2 lety

      Trailers are practically disposable. They're designed to hit things. 😅

  • @l0cal-r4t
    @l0cal-r4t Před 3 lety +332

    Mark: "cockpit of the truck"
    Me: you mean the c a b?

    • @ThomasTrucker
      @ThomasTrucker Před 3 lety +2

      Both are the same

    • @l0cal-r4t
      @l0cal-r4t Před 3 lety +2

      @@ThomasTrucker oh? I've never actually heard someone call the cab a cockpit before :0

    • @ThomasTrucker
      @ThomasTrucker Před 3 lety +3

      @@l0cal-r4t No, for real, have you ever played Construction Simulator 2015? They have something called "Cockpit cam" Which is the interior camera

    • @crichtonvasmoya4290
      @crichtonvasmoya4290 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ThomasTrucker im a trucker never heard that before its the tractor or cab or the “GOTTDAUMM BOX!””””

    • @deejeh9494
      @deejeh9494 Před 3 lety +2

      @@crichtonvasmoya4290 the cockpit of a vehicle is the drivers area. It's not used generally but it's valid.

  • @JediPlays0309
    @JediPlays0309 Před 3 lety +4961

    I’m hyped for British truck simulator

  • @SeanKillmaster
    @SeanKillmaster Před 2 lety +5

    As a CDL driver, this made me cry... but also laugh. Great video.

  • @trusty1427
    @trusty1427 Před 3 lety +12

    The “cockpit” of a truck is called the cabin

  • @user-jl6mv8of4r
    @user-jl6mv8of4r Před 3 lety +232

    "How many gears do I have" "HOW MANY GEARS DO I HAVE"
    has the same energy as
    *"I aM a MaN wItH fIvE oVeNs!"*

  • @yesitsmrclean4725
    @yesitsmrclean4725 Před 3 lety +377

    pro tip for anyone backing up with a trailer: put your hand on the bottom of your steering wheel, if you turn it left, the trailer will go left, turn it right, the trailer will go right. :D have fun hauling whatever you may be hauling!

    • @DatsOdd
      @DatsOdd Před 3 lety +20

      I've been playing this game for almost 4 years now, that's a pretty good tip!

    • @deathday8859
      @deathday8859 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

  • @thetrainmiser8642
    @thetrainmiser8642 Před 3 lety +10

    You know, for a guy who acts like he's never done this before, you executed the manual parking maneuver rlly clean, like pretty impressive.

  • @Mad_S
    @Mad_S Před 2 lety +5

    Trying to get back into traffic when you accidentally get in the exit lane is just like that. This game looks like a really good simulator honestly, not sure about them brakes though. 90% of your technical difficulties are the exact same things I heard all the time at truck driving school.

  • @Breezyy___
    @Breezyy___ Před 3 lety +267

    The “cockpit” of a truck is called a cab.

  • @thechaoticpaladin
    @thechaoticpaladin Před 3 lety +302

    Mark: "We're gonna call it... Markimerica."
    Fandom: *EVERYONE WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN IT'S ANOTHER OFFICIAL NAME*

  • @jackfreeman1776
    @jackfreeman1776 Před rokem +5

    19:39 Every car driver in existence.

  • @ayushtamang8161
    @ayushtamang8161 Před 2 lety +2

    PLEASE DO MORE TRUCK SIMULATOR, it brightens my day to see someone struggle parking ;)

  • @tylerwitharose
    @tylerwitharose Před 3 lety +369

    “15,000 pounds of clothes??? How???”
    *stares in Unus Annus orders*

    • @legotrainfan460119
      @legotrainfan460119 Před 3 lety +4

      My employer will put up to 25k on the same size trailer (28' single axle), then our OTR drivers pull two of them down the road.

    • @mrbiggsofficial
      @mrbiggsofficial Před 3 lety

      Still haven't gotten my unus annus clothes lol

    • @jack_quinn_77
      @jack_quinn_77 Před 3 lety +2

      while he's wearing an unus annus shirt lmao

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Před 3 lety

      @@legotrainfan460119 I pull a 53' van. I laughed at 15k lbs lol.
      I've run 45,000 in a load before.

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 Před 3 lety +491

    "Why do they have 30 pounds of office supplies?!"
    Well how else do you think Staples gets their products?

    • @BDSL
      @BDSL Před 3 lety +20

      Bit more than 30 pounds.

    • @ashley302
      @ashley302 Před 3 lety +20

      It was 30,000 lbs of office supplies. Don't need a semi truck's pulling power for just 30 lbs.

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 Před 3 lety +16

      @@ashley302 It's VERY important office supplies. 30 lbs of office supplies and 29,970 lbs of cushion, bubble wrap, and safes to put the supplies in.

    • @ashley302
      @ashley302 Před 3 lety +8

      @@thegeneralgamer4921 oh that is such a smart move. We all know printer paper and over priced pens need all that cushion.

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet Před 3 lety

      @@ashley302 just one guy who likes to run.

  • @KlushOfficial
    @KlushOfficial Před 2 lety +20

    I would honestly binge watch Markiplier do a 100 episode long series where each episode is 30-60 minutes long playing American Truck or Euro Truck Simulator 2

  • @45Gunner556
    @45Gunner556 Před rokem +5

    i laughed my ASS Off when Mark tipped the truck

  • @willowdrakon
    @willowdrakon Před 3 lety +593

    I love this simulator bump, and also love how markiplier has now gone from "i dun need no tut-rial" to "oh god please give me the tutorial"

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod Před 3 lety +19

      And do you know what fucking happens???? He actually understands, and becomes a goddamn god, I am amazed at how dedication, I would be so lost, especially first time

    • @curlypuff
      @curlypuff Před 3 lety +2

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me you dont even post videos, chill

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 Před 3 lety +6

      You mean terturial?

    • @willowdrakon
      @willowdrakon Před 3 lety +4

      Turtlw

  • @rangga1188
    @rangga1188 Před 3 lety +361

    17:24 Mark: that was probably the most exciting that gonna happen.
    *Literally few minutes later he crashed the damn truck lol*

    • @Cubsfan_75
      @Cubsfan_75 Před 3 lety +3

      Fellow agent this is agent maelstrom

  • @Eclipsejager
    @Eclipsejager Před 2 lety +8

    Please Play this again Mark I was dying laughing this whole time!

  • @wa4842
    @wa4842 Před 2 lety +9

    8:10 - Markiplier sees his future self washing a wall.

  • @EhanuRehu
    @EhanuRehu Před 3 lety +178

    Mark, as a former truck driver, I say this very lovingly:
    *Please stay far FAR away from the driver's seat of a truck*

    • @Ward413
      @Ward413 Před 3 lety +22

      Swift will hire him no problem.

    • @covahdong6899
      @covahdong6899 Před 3 lety +7

      I've seen worse than him.

    • @onlyskyguy744
      @onlyskyguy744 Před 3 lety +5

      @@covahdong6899 seen a lot worse in Ohio then mark.

    • @silverthefoxo440
      @silverthefoxo440 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Před 2 lety +3

      He should do a video where he tries CDL school for a day. Imagine him trying to get it in gear.

  • @edd17sp74
    @edd17sp74 Před 3 lety +437

    For a while there I was thinking, “Wow, Mark, I’m really impressed! You’re taking this seriously and doing pretty well!”
    Then you took an off ramp at 80mph and rolled it.

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 Před 3 lety +12

      It'd be entertaining to see him play this game with a legit setup. Like a wheel, a truck shifter, and all the goods.

  • @dennonwhite8136
    @dennonwhite8136 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I wouldn't mind seeing this one come back.

  • @TruckingBryce
    @TruckingBryce Před 2 lety +5

    Mark : shifting gives the dynamics of realism….. Me: with my automatic semi truck… uhhh mark 🤣

  • @sephinatorr
    @sephinatorr Před 3 lety +367

    "Straight back baby"
    "I feel like I'm in there!"
    "Unload baby"
    All of this is happening at once, I'm scared

    • @sephinatorr
      @sephinatorr Před 3 lety +4

      @@iguanotorious9806 Lmao, I don't know where that came from but, ok!

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 Před 3 lety

      @Crotchwhistle Purple what? Hmm I suppose you work for CZcams. Tell me what they're hiding. And I will reward your channel!

    • @sephinatorr
      @sephinatorr Před 3 lety

      @Crotchwhistle Purple Nah, I was making a joke

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 Před 3 lety +1

      @Crotchwhistle Purple Ya sure don’t sound like one

  • @NateCantWait
    @NateCantWait Před 3 lety +394

    The Mark Mindset:
    "If I'm not getting frustrated, it's not difficult enough"

    • @repairaholic4858
      @repairaholic4858 Před 3 lety

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 Před 3 lety

      I'm the same way, if it's doesn't cause frustration it's not challenging enough to be entertaining XD

  • @Zenshu1
    @Zenshu1 Před 3 lety +3

    Mark: "Driving a truck in las angeles?!"
    Me: this is how I feel every time I get a load to anywhere in the Las Angeles area.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Před 3 lety

      One of the reasons I went O/O was literally to avoid going to CA lol.
      A minor reason but one nevertheless.

  • @camliven7791
    @camliven7791 Před 10 dny +2

    Mark would make a great swift driver

  • @sarahjean1443
    @sarahjean1443 Před 3 lety +475

    The simulator spree, as they say.
    Also, “Markimerica” would be a perfect name for Mark’s politician alter ego...

  • @WTFisjuice1
    @WTFisjuice1 Před 2 lety +2

    As a flatbed driver everything mark said about cali driving couldn't be more true, from him saying, "idc about truck specific speed limits im going 70" to "do trucks have to be in the right lane? My experience is there wherever they want" had me dying everytime he talked

  • @dragonfaery6673
    @dragonfaery6673 Před 26 dny +1

    This is one of those games that I would mute all audio in, turn on Spotify, and just play and listen to a podcast or something for a few hours.

  • @tw.eezers
    @tw.eezers Před 3 lety +180

    Mark: I’ve been on a simulator kick recently.
    Everyone: OH? We haven’t noticed!

    • @kylie7780
      @kylie7780 Před 3 lety +3

      How long has he been doing simulators? This seems pretty new. (I wish there was a sarcasm font)

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 3 lety +425

    Markiplier: SIMULATOR
    Everyone: You're REAL

    • @sportshighlights8831
      @sportshighlights8831 Před 3 lety +2

      My mom said if I get 200 subs she would buy me a camera so I don’t have to film off my phone. Thanks if you helped me.

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 Před 3 lety +7

      Mark isn't real. The person you're watching is Ethan but in 10 years

    • @lucidwaterr7493
      @lucidwaterr7493 Před 3 lety +1

      I’m to poor to what’s going on

    • @cheezywheezy526
      @cheezywheezy526 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sportshighlights8831 your camera is fine

    • @aneeshdabeash22
      @aneeshdabeash22 Před 3 lety

      @@sportshighlights8831 Stfu

  • @technewb8241
    @technewb8241 Před 2 lety +5

    Gahhh I love Lixian's passive-aggressiveness. Also, who wants to tell Mark that a full load is 80,000lbs?

  • @mars5927
    @mars5927 Před 5 měsíci +1

    As a truck driver for 5 years… I loved seeing this… do it again

  • @xXfunloveXx
    @xXfunloveXx Před 3 lety +139

    As a truck driver, it makes me happy when non CDL holders learn why trucks do what they do.

    • @TheDrunkenPhaeron
      @TheDrunkenPhaeron Před 3 lety +4

      I operate heavy equipment and all I can say is it seems like those trucks are like steering a front loader but worse and I can't imagine doing that on the highway fuck that, I'll stick to pulling trailers and moving dirt in my quarry lmao

    • @Alibi0014
      @Alibi0014 Před 3 lety +9

      I saw this video after a busy weekend and I told my GF that we had to watch it and I was calling out every time mark was about to hit things. And this video gave me a good laugh as well. Been trucking about 3 months

    • @coolbrotherj
      @coolbrotherj Před 3 lety +10

      Laying in my truck going "NO PULL OUT OMG FURTHER MARK, NOOOO"

    • @jtreed3296
      @jtreed3296 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm screaming at him "GO WIDER THAN A LOT LIZARD'S LEGS!"

    • @Alibi0014
      @Alibi0014 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jtreed3296 I called it pretty every time he hit something. I wa sitting next to my girlfriend and I was like "he's gonna take out that pole" and "he's gonna hit that wall"

  • @KuroZe1
    @KuroZe1 Před 3 lety +223

    Me : * Sees mark's shirt*
    * sad flashback noises*

  • @aardbot
    @aardbot Před 11 měsíci +2

    I'm going to argue on the compass settings. Fixed point and directional compass headings serve different purposes. Fixed point, as in north is up, is for finding out where you are better, and relating that to the things around you in a set way. Directional, or Orientation, is meant for when you are trying to get somewhere. Most physical compasses even include a second needle to set your orientation.

  • @Roscomfomfom
    @Roscomfomfom Před rokem +1

    The best part about is the reaction of the roll over, the second best is he is like a real trucker no f's given about company equipment. And the realization service didn't fix a damn thing. Welcome to trucking

  • @zemy3813
    @zemy3813 Před 3 lety +323

    Markiplier: Shifts from 1st to 12th instantly
    Also mark: why am I going so slow?

  • @greyscalegoth
    @greyscalegoth Před 3 lety +363

    markiplier simulator: you play as mark playing a bunch of simulation games, last of which is markiplier simulator and the game starts again but with a little less quality and a little more difficult controls, and the cycle continues

    • @ProjectFraz
      @ProjectFraz Před 3 lety +15

      And it ends with I am bread or visage. I think that's the name of the game he couldn't beat

    • @haroldmccarty3977
      @haroldmccarty3977 Před 3 lety +14

      @@ProjectFraz He did actually beat vanish, though I think he gave up on I am Bread before/after he had a mental breakdown

    • @FPSpsychoTyler1Clips
      @FPSpsychoTyler1Clips Před 3 lety +7

      INVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

    • @josiaheaston2529
      @josiaheaston2529 Před 3 lety

      I would absolutely play that