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- Over an hour of the top posts from r/Nonpoliticaltwitter on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Robin ► / xycronva
Jack ► / @jaymick
Robin | so true!!!: 00:00:00
Jack | It haunts me...: 00:12:58
Robin | check this out!!: 00:28:42
Jack | 🚨🚨🚨🚨: 00:41:01
Robin | landlords hate this one trick: 00:54:22 - Komedie
I love non political twitter and the emkay team
Who's your fav member of the team?
@@LadySarcasm my favourite member of the team is Lexi but I also choose Robin
@@ayden5552 cool. I stay with robin
Awesome, thank you Ayden!
I just understood the dog joke,
The dog dies and goes to heaven making people sad
Fun fact: beavers do in fact hear water and think "absolutely not". Scientists did an experiment with this. If you play the sound of running water, beavers will go to cover the speaker.
This is so funny to me
Fun fact: beavers also are big fans of Metallica
Iirc the reason beavers dam up the sound of running water is so that they can hear when predators are near because normally the running water drowns out the noise
New idea: beaver plumbers. In little overalls.
Fun fact: a couple years back I hired a plumber. I thought he was a hairy little man but he was a beaver plumber, long story short, he chewed the pipe system in my house. Now my house is an aquarium.
Fun fact: When a medical term ends with "-itis" it means it is inflammed. Like for example Dermatitis, it literally means Skin Inflammed.
Appreciated
Thank you
i have stupiditis. I am Stupid but imflammed
oh well thank you i can name my fictional diseases accurately now
Now half of the shitty kid shows have to be redone
53:27 Fun Fact: The guy who made that tweet has posted about 12,600 times since he made that tweet, and since it's been 500 days (exactly, which is very cool) since he made that tweet, that guy has STILL posted about 25 tweets per day since he made that tweet. He is still on the same spiritual level of a functional alcoholic.
LMAO! He won’t stop
Fun fact: Brad Huffington was a real man in the navy who lost a leg in an accident. He’d apparently mentioned his wife to someone during the incident
Guh
Another fun fact, looking up his name brings up search results for 'People lost at sea'
OH SHIT
guh?
Had a wife, Fiorenza, with five kids apparently, which the daughter mentioned when she was older
Fun fact! The reason "night cold" is much more comfortable than "morning cold," is that your body has to drop a few degrees in temperature before you can fall asleep. So, by sleeping in a cold room, you're actually helping yourself fall asleep faster.
huh
so thats why i like having my aircon set to 69 degrees....
@@djaydeved 69 is very gud
tell that to my body, it could be slightly colder than average and it'll just go 'sorry its too cold tonight? no sleep for you'
@@yourlocaltherapistfriend5091 your body really said “cold sleep time? i think not.” - Apocalypse
@@TheMasqueradeParty. (new acc) real
0:21 Bro is gonna get the "How did we get here?" achievement after drinking all of that glass.
Obtuserubbergoosegreenmooseguavajuicegiantsnakebirthdaycakelargefrieschocolateshake
**drops mic**
@@dominicteklu4934 fair
Bro is gonna find themselves in a desert in Albuquerque new mexico
p o i s o n
Nah only a furious cocktail (the one with the potions)
I've always had really bad allergies so the one about the biggest fear being getting kidnapped with a stuffed nose and having tape of your mouth is literally something I've been worrying about since I was like 10. I grew up in a paranoid house . It's still a fear that randomly pops up in my head
What the hell are the odds I was literally just thinking about this fear because my nose is clogged again and then I get a notification for this that's freaky
me too. I already cancelled my Contiki Gaza tour.
Want help getting rid of it?
Fun fact: AMP there is actually a wedding chant. We scream "bitter, bitter!" so newlyweds will sweeten it up with a kiss. Then we count out loud how long will their kiss last.
Jack realizing for the first time that the little piggy ain't coming back from the market is far too funny XD
Wait, then who is the piggy who ate beef?
@@catcat63527 that ones a furry
@@catcat63527 That one got into the calf enclosure and ate like a king before becoming really weird-tasting sausage.
I literally had the same reaction...
Nvm
Fun fact: horses are named like boats for shows because we’re weirdos who want out horses to have cool stage names
.... Oh god. So horses basically have stripper names.
Fun fact: the same is true for show dogs. They're usually named for their breeder, plus some floofy name. For example, a mastiff called Renegade at home might take the name "Thunder Sky's Native Dancer" at AKC shows. If that sounds oddly specific, it's because that was the name of the English Mastiff my biological mother purchased when she decided to become a breeder and dog show enthusiast. Her "kennel" never got off the ground and crashed and burned, but Renegade did get a few awards.
Are horses named like boats or boats named like horses?
Fun fact: they have thoughts and opinions and everything about that too
But no one is asking them because most humans don’t understand or can talk to other fellow animals anymore, you humans barely can talk to or understand each other…
@@Cassxowary I can't tell if you're doing a bit or not and that really scares me.
In case you aren't: no, animals don't have an opinion about the names we give them. They could care less what we call them because they literally don't understand humans any better than we understand them. You could literally call your dog or horse "Piece of Shit" and they'd happily answer to it. It's just vague sounds to them.
Robin makes relatable and sometimes deep videos about the state of the world.
Jack is a children's show host slowly going insane.
Already insane*
2:38, scientist actually tested this. they don't SEE flowing water and think absolutely not, they HEAR flowing water and think absolutely not.
I had a colorblind coworker and I asked what color spectrum could he see. He looked up some colorblind test pictures and pointed out what he saw.
A skittles image looked all the same color to him. Another slightly different colored (but same photo) with more contrast, he could see some different (as in their actual color), and the pastel colored skittles, he said he could identify all. I thanked him for his point of view and never brought it up again
i have a colorblind friend and all i did was bring up a chart comparing multiple types of color spectrums someone might see and asked him what looked the most similar to what I saw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ worked pretty well
I am colorblind and I have a few example pictures saved on my phone so I can skip past the “what color does this look like……but what does it look like to YOU”
i am a deutan colorblind
As an IT Tech, my latest internalized rage was when a user asked me what to do about the pop up on their screen... remote in to check on it... it's a pop up telling them the update is done, and to restart for changes to take effect.
Kinda like the guy that threw a fully-loaded 42oz drink at his computer while it was still turned on, then wondered why it wouldn't work anymore. Or the guy that got an ".sys Error", so he deleted all his system files then complained that his computer wouldn't start.
I've heard others, but those two always stood out to me.
Working in IT the thing I've learned is that people have by and large become afraid of their computers. If someone who's technically inclined is available that they can blame when something goes wrong, they'll do that every single time
Sorry what he meant was, 'how do I get it to go away so that I can get back to work without quitting every thing I'm doing by restarting the computer'.
Seriously why does it have to be a restart and not just do it when I turn the computer off at the end of the day/on in the morning!
@@SilverMe2004 because you're using it, which means things are changing inside of it. You just updated it to do stuff, but those things it needs to do won't be the same by the time you're done. Now it's going to do new stuff to old things, sometimes those things aren't even there yet because they get created upon start-up.
Everything isn't capable of being where it needs, but you want to keep mashing away as if it were. Imagine changing a car part WHILE DRIVING. Sure sometimes it's fine, but you don't know enough about engines to make that call.
@@XiaolinDraconis so a couple of problems. 1 there are updates that will auto apply on startup or shutdown. And as we are talking about a generic update (tech wasn't doing anything until the user called) there is nothing to indicate that the update couldn't wait.
2 you're calling a random driver to tell them they have to stop what they are doing and come back to the depo so that you can essentially top up the water.
And then there is the other possible reason that the user called. They hadn't updated anything, so when a random popup asks them to click on it. Well that is how you get viruses.
I know the difference between being happy and distracting yourself from sadness all too well
True that, fellow Bob fan. I keep the sadness at bay by watching the more positive Emkay vids, memes and Twitter posts of animals I like.
Thats what emkay is for
18:30
As a former mall employee, lemme dispell this one for ya:
Malls get the cars inside through what's called an 'anchor store", which is basically just one of the department stores that are in the outward facing side of the building with doors directly into the store through to the mall (they are called that because they usually sign contracts with the mall owners for so long that the store is basically 'anchored' in place). When they need to move a car in or out, they will have the anchor store clear their sales floor from their doorway to the entrance to the inner mall, and the store will usually have a style of door that accommodates a car (there are lots of different designs that hide their purpose pretty well actually). Someone (or a group) will wheel the car in very slowly and set it up where it'll stay for literal years, because once it's there no one wants to move it again.
No wonder I couldn’t buy any anchors in that store
Studied medicine for 6 years and became a DJ? Now that's what I call a spin doctor.
I'll see myself out.
💀
Nah see yourself in. We'll just 12:27 you.
That is a brilliant stage name lmao
BOO
My day is ruined.
I'm mad cause someone said strawberries don't have a scent. First off, they do. Second off, I can totally agree that the "strawberry scent" does not nearly match what strawberries actually smell like.
Dare i say the "strawberry scent" is literally just how strawberry candies taste
The strawberry scent, like many nature based scents and flavors, is based off of what strawberries smell like when they aren't grown for durability in shipping and how long they last on a grocery store display. The banana flavor used today is based off a type of banana that is now extinct.
you mean they smell like dirty fruit? ive never been able to smell strawberries properly lol
@@pal5683 The Gros Michel banana is not extinct. It became unviable to trade in large quantities due to the spead of the Panama disease. The most common ones today are the Cavendish bananas.
I literally pick my box of strawberries from the store by smell (acrid smell means overripe, sweet smell means just right) so i am very confused-- no it does not smell artificial, but if they're ripe they do have a pleasant strawberry odor.
34:09 "Here at Apeture Science, we put milk powder in your milk! That's 65% more milk per milk!"
3:03 okay this is actually super easy to fix, just press it flat in the bottom of the container and cut it like brownies.
The "cars in the mall" thing is so true. I couldn't figure it out as a kid, so I decided that they probably built it in the mall like IKEA furniture.
But how do they get the cars out?
@@RocksAreEverythingInTheEnd dismantle it like ikea furniture pieces and ship it
Nah it's the other way round. The car came first and the mall was built around it.
I looked it up! They come in through the shipment doors that are used for bulky items, like cars, and then they are driven to their final resting spot!
That actually makes a lot of sense tho
There's this IT guy in my school who rides around on a scooter (the schools pretty big) and every time he passes some kids to fix a computer or something, all the kids chant "scooter man" over and over again, after they go like "ahh scooter man, such a hero" and it's amazing
Imma be honest, if I worked in a school, was given permission to ride a scooter in the building, and had people announcing my presence & turning their heads as I headed off to get something done, I'd feel pretty cool lol
SCOOTER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! o(≧∀≦)o
34:56 Morning cold's worse because your body temperature decreases when you're asleep. You go to bed warmer than you wake up, so the same temperature can feel radically different depending on the circumstance.
21:03
Died laughing because of the sonic fan dub reference, had to watch it again
Non political twitter is a perfect twitter!
Sad that it might be NonExistantTwitter soon.
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE POLITICAL PARTY
It's just tumblr
Agreed
Elon should take some notes. Maybe then he'd actually do something positive for Twitter.
"mother nature is an a hole for not letting us be pillows" speaking as a chubby person, I am very soft according to friends that have sat on me before (I was perfectly fine with it. No longer friends but still) and my cat agrees. You absolutely can be a pillow you just need to be specific
OH MY GOD!!!! My man you have made my day with the whole color-blind rant. Me and all my friends are colorblind and when we are at a party and someone brings up colorblindness we jump into action! One of my freinds says to the person “wait?!? Your not color-blind!?!” Then we all at once ask what the color of our shirt is. It is the best thing ever.
this is an underrated comment, i hope you and your fellow color-blind friends continue these shenanigans
“I’m 26, and what have I done? Nothing.”
Wrong. You make my day. You make me laugh. You give me something to watch. You’re epic
5:42 my uncle got his son a knockoff Beyblade one Christmas. The locking bit had a Digimon, the bottom was a solid piece, and it played 'It's A Small World After All' When it spin for some reason. I assembled him a genuine one so we could play together.
The knockoff took offence to this when they clashed, broke in half horizontally, and launched itself at my face, missing by millimeters.
One of our fondest memories.
@Jimmy JimNot sure if this are the actual instructions for an exorcism or not
Nah, most exorcism are just "Devil be out!" 3 times then splash some holy water on the "CuRsEd" object.
8:18 when I was like six (I have no memory of this btw) apparently I told my sisters friend about people that lived under my slide and said their names and continued to say how they don’t like to be talked to
10:11 failboat quote
17:30 That mindset of mine about being all nice and a role-model worker for a company SHATTERED when I took a step back and realized that I was TOO good and efficient at my position because the other shift had FOUR people doing the position I was doing ALONE. Eventually I worked myself a bit too hard and moved a bit too quick, I hurt my back at a really young age, and instead of getting any kind of compensation for it from the company, I got fired and blacklisted.
I still go into new jobs with a fair amount of enthusiasm and good work ethic... But I'm fully aware and conscious of the fact that as long as I'm just a regular worker, that I'm never required to go above and beyond in my performance, and that I'd easily be replaceable if ever a place decides to let me go.
A kid I work with at my current job, that has worked there a bit longer than myself, seems to have not discovered or experienced this yet, so he often tells me about how stressed he is about even so much as missing a day for a minor sickness, and ALSO makes comments towards me when I take a day out myself.
WORK IS IMPORTANT YES... But nothing is ever worth breaking your back over, so don't feel bad about taking a day off once or twice man. Take care of yourself.
I can understand this so much. Worked in restaurants all my adult life. Finally get dream job. PASTRY CHEF make the same 8 cakes every week. I am the o e that came up with the recipes. She let's me go after I find out she only started the place with $20.000.00 That is not enough money to start a restaurant. Her regular chef(the star of the show) was ordering expensive cuts of meat and fish. Would get stuff that was in the display take it back to the kitchen and use the dried up rice to add to it. So gross. I was given 50 dried up sample sandwich buns and told to do something with them. Made Croutons for salad. Sold out in 3 days.
My manager encourages us to take our two days off and that working on Sundays is basically overtime. Differences may depend on the type of industry, country or occupation but Sunday as a day off is a basic where I'm from.
Remember, the reward for "going above and beyond" is not a raise. It's just more work. And now you'll be expected to do that as your baseline.
"people just don't want to work anymore"
If you’re too good at your job, you will never be promoted because management wants your skills to stay.
Damn, I didn’t know Robin’s definition of “nothing” included voicing a character for the single most popular horror game of 2022.
Which game would that be?
@@hako2267 Poppy’s Playtime
@@MP3RMusic WHAAAAT?!
@@TvTrollByIvy Leith Pierre
Elden Ring came out in 2022, and it will cause you to say horrifying things…
1:04:25 the fact that in the list of colours, they put blue when he said purple and purple when he said blue is hilarious to me, I'm tired
8:29 what makes this creepier is there's a guy in the navy named brad huffington...
I love it when companies respond back to things mentioning them, either negatively or positively. It’s just funny to me to imagine them looking up their names and scrolling through endless tweets.
12:30 That's the case for most interior doors, but front doors tend to only go down. So those people were likely legitimately stuck.
I've actually never heard of these doorknobs going up and will now test every doorknob I see. (Cool pfp btw! Love me a good Salamander!)
they...don't go up internally either in my experience. only door I've ever been able to pull upwards was put on upside down on purpose to stop the dog opening the door
Ours go both ways, but to actually use it you have to turn it down. You have to turn it up in order to lock it. It’s stupid.
54:30 HOW DID I NEVER REALIZE THAT BUTCHER WAS TALLER THAN HOMELANDER WHAT
robin either needs to stop trauma dumping or start therapy. like dude i didnt come here to hear about your drinking problems but now im invested
I once answered the door buck naked eating an apple to greet Jehovah Witnesses and asked if they want a bite. I haven't a knock on my front door in over a decade.
Bro I’m pretty sure that’s a felony. At the very least that’s cause for going on the sex offender registry
wait, I’m NOT the only one who worries about being kidnapped and my mouth forced shut while my nose is blocked?? I thought that was way too oddly specific for anyone else to share that fear.
No same
The "Tape your mouth shut while you have a stuffy nose" one really is a fear I always have too anytime I have even mild allergies
9:03
*MARISA STOLE THE PRECIOUS RAM*
no like seriously look at that profile picture and tell me you aren’t thinking of that
In terms of the sex thing, I straight up ask. Like, I lead into it with conversation, and stuff, but when I was getting ready to take the next step with my now wife (she was my girlfriend at the time, I'm afab and trans), I specifically asked her if she was okay with it.
I repeatedly asked what she was comfortable with, if she'd want to be partially clothed, if there were certain things that were off limits/only certain things she was comfortable with, and made it very clear that she did not have to feel pressured.
It was her first time, and apparently she felt very comfortable and had felt less awkward than she ever thought she would be. She had an overly touchy dad and a close call with an uncle, so she was happy that I had decided to talk with her and get to know what she liked.
Remember, consent is sexy. Communication is sexy. Taking a "stop" as stop and a "no" as no, is sexy. Be respectful, be responsible, and make sure that whoever you're fucking is happy.
Just curious, what is afab?
@@hellothere69. a female at birth
@@hellothere69. assigned female at birth. on the other hand we have amab - assigned male at birth. these are terms used by trans people to clear up any confusion about their situations, identities °°°
@@hhyyiktylm Thank you so much for answering, Merry Christmas to you💜
Glad things went so well. And yeah consent is important and yes stop means stop unless previously noted in a Dom/sub relationship same with no means no.
Michael Reeves actually made the roomba that swears. Really good video made by one of the best crack fueled engineers on youtube.
Jack saying we got cheated out of being comfy pillows:
The tomboy with any sort of chest: it might seem crazy what I'm bouta say
"I'm 26, what have I done? Nothing!..." "Robins definition of nothing: (insert long list of achievements). SOME" 😂😂😂
6:30 in addition; character b (the one discovering the wound) must be A: a member of character a’s found family, B:a love interest, or C: the rival/antagonist, who will stop fighting them once they realize they’re injured, then patch up their wound once they’ve found a safe place and the two will grow a bond.
Unless it’s squid game in which they just die on the spot
OR a fellow nember of a squad a general/president/organization overseer instructed to be sent into the deepest pit of hell to pull 1 person out while having to fight hundreds of unimaginable horrors, being constantly ambushed, NEARLY annahilated and almost running out of ammonition/fuel in the middle of the most scary and stressful part of the entire operation before being shot at/attacked by the antagonist's evil organization/military force/the creatures and/or being pinned down in the least confortable cover while the rest of his squadmates scream at the radio for air support/naval bombardment/reinforcements which are like 10 light years away to come in, rain hell and save them all the while downing LITERALLY anything that is moving with the little ammonition they have at their desposal. Holywood/Triple A company logic, my guy.
@@pavel5209 that sounds like warhammer dude
No then right after they continue to duke it out but like in a respectful manner like A: ow dude B: yo dog you good?
@@BlazeTheBabe Squid game ain't Hollywood though...
I get so happy when Emkay makes long videos like these 😁
same
@@finncampbell8770 you😅😅😅😅
@@Venven033 him
@@Carlsaurus808 them
@@mrmissingno10 they
currently sick and binging emkay vids, this made me feel like im not actually sick
malls have "delivery" entrances, that are the size of garage doors, and work the same way, you literally just drive the car into the mall through said doors, and then navigate through the "employee only" sections till you get to the food court's employee entrance, which is also usually large AF, from there you just drive the car through the mall.
The thing about horses is that when they’re registered with a breed registry or something similar they need to have a unique name so the documentation is easier for everyone involved. There are a lot of horses, and not a lot of names, so at some point people had to start getting creative. Some horses have a show name and a home or barn name, so their owners might call them bonkus but they’re registered as bonklebottom greenhouse because bonkus was taken already when they were filling out the paperwork.
Fun fact, most microwaves have a mute button. It's hidden, but on most microwaves, if you hold the number 2 button down, it should beep after a few seconds and it will no longer make beeping noises.
I'M GONNA TEST THAT RIGHT NOW! IF IT WORKS OML TY
@@Ashakins123 so, How was the test?
@@parkermccurdy1919 it worked
EXCUSE ME, WHAT?
not my old POS microwave 😂Even when the 2 button did actually work, it never had a hidden mute function. I tried multiple times.
12:32 Did she just get out of an anime battle?
how do you feel plumberboy *pours hot grease into sink*
plumberboy: super rich
14:17 as an aircraft mechanic not even close to everything has to work properly for the plane to be safe. Plus in a commercial jetliner they can glide for a long distance especially considering cruising altitude is 30k feet. I can guarantee that every single plane you’ve been on has had at least 2 or 3 things not fully operational, but the systems are so redundant that it’s still perfectly safe to fly. Realistically the only things really required to stay in a controlled flight is hydraulics, the wings, and a power source (either at least 1 engine, the APU (a secondary, smaller turbine engine that produces no thrust but instead acts as a generator), or the ram air turbine (a deployable fan that uses wind to create power). In the event of cabin depressurization you have the emergency oxygen masks, and theres mechanical backup for the landing gear in most cases. Aviation is the safest way to travel by far and theres nothing to worry about.
11:40 But strawberries do have a scent, they should both get their nose checked
Yes, thank you. I'm not sure I've ever run into a scentless strawberry
Yeah, market strawberries have a faint smell, cause they are picked green. If you let it mature on the plant, the smell is GREAT - and not really similar to artificial..
@@malubecker8508 There's the problem; most people don't know what real produce smells like. They only been to a grocery store
Regarding the whole “superpowers ranked by how easily they can be beat by a hillbilly with a shotgun” you need to remember that superpowers aren’t just for combat. Sometimes they can make your life easier in ways that don’t include god tier self defense
Some microwaves can be muted. On certain microwaves if you hold the start button for about 3-5 seconds it’ll not beep as loud (or not beep at all)
11:02
Metalhead: The world is fucked, and I love kittens!
That colorblind rant is so accurate. I have just stopped telling people I’m colorblind except in very rare circumstances to people I like and then they do it anyway and I have immense internal annoyance
Reminds me of how I saw my brother watching a CZcams video on his phone with an artist drawing a sword, I sarcastically said "looks terrible". He likes to watch a youtuber that makes clay sculptures with a little bit of commentary and that's so I just assued he watched art too until I heard laughter from the phone after saying this. Turns out he was on a video call with a friend and that they could hear me without me even realizing
0:21 imagine putting all that, and then putting honey in it 😂
Also, hell yah well said! mic drop indeed.
Fun fact: most digital microwaves have a mute button in a hidden menu.
You can also snip the speaker wire.
Our GE microwave has thankfully been the best about this. Gentle brief beeps, then a ONE BEEP reminder every minute.
…then the beeper went cooks and sometimes it makes no noise at all.
We had a Kenmore (GE subsidiary I know) before that, and it was terrible about the alarms… SAY, is that information on a standard microcontroller???
But who tf opens their microwave and goes "oh yes, this is the exact cable the speaker is connected to" and snips it
@@fresanegra77 I would maybe
@@WilburJaywright I guess good luck and try to get the schematics for it
@@fresanegra77 Thanks, duly noted. It’s probably a beeper soldered straight to the board though.
17:12 Sockster is still wrong, cause squids have 10 appendages, EIGHT arms and 2 tentacles.
So even the correction was wrong.
2:55 my vegan mother was disturbed by this for obvious reasons.
8:19 I have one from myself for this one.
As a kid, while I was with my grandparents in their town house, my grandma was tucking me in for the night, she turned off the light and she said "good night" to me from the door.
I answered with "good night grandma", followed by pointing at the closet and saying "she says good night too".
I remember I said that, but I can't remember for the life of me who "she" was.
15:41 Sometimes I bite the chocolate off the kitkat and then eat the naked wafer underneath it but wtf is this it just makes it soggy af
The color blind thing, I now feel bad because I asked a friend what colors looked the same to him on EU4 as a way to find out what color palette I should use when drawing stuff for him. And partly because I had a filter that was supposed to show me what being colorblind was like and I wanted to see how accurate it was, but mostly the first one. I guess I know why he stopped talking to me now...
0:52 im so dumb its supposed to sound like “Im never going to make-a this record!”
46:19, I have a buddy who goes to the same exact drink place after school every single day and gets the drink they call "the cannonball" and now they've started making "the cannonball" as soon as he pulls up to the window every day because they now recognize his car and his sunglasses.
7:40 ROBIN WHAt?? I- i wasnt expecting that.
49:00 :best read with a French accent
Him: use an Australian accent
Simple, the same way the Front Ensemble made up of a bunch of high schooler get the bass drum down the stairs. By carrying it.
finally someone brought up that stupid alien scene from signs. i first watched the movie when i was 11, and i was so freaked out when i saw that
You know what, I took me looking twice at the post at 6:13 to realize that it was Merryweather who tweeted that.
I litteraly noticed the second it was shown.
I can't believe I didn't realise what the market in that nursery rhyme was. I am 42 and literally found out now. I thought the little guy was buying groceries not becoming them.
RIP. pork chop
7:02 never before have I ever seen a more accurate description of what Avocado tastes and feels like omfg lol
What kind of freaky door handles do you have that also go up? The only time I've ever encountered such a thing, that door handle was so broken it popped out of the door if you pulled it towards you 🤣
Robin, you have done a lot and you are one of my inspirations to want to narrate and voice act, so keep up the good work
13:21 Omg I just realized it when Jack said it as well...
Plz explain i need to know i am dumb af
@@pokemon1659it was killed to be eaten.
@@pokemon1659it went to the butchers market
I went to college outside of Pittsburgh. I can confirm, they almost refuse to sell a salad without french fries.
We can absolutely transform our bodies into comfy soft pillows. And the best part is that the process involves lots of really tasty food.
11:53 technically that would still be incorrect because 100% of the gut bacteria in the vanished population would also be gone, therefore the gut biome of the survivors should be unaffected… otherwise, the bacterial population would take a larger than 50% hit. It would be down 75% by that logic.
58:25 Mr game and watch means your ability in bed is only theoretical and never been tested
At this very moment, I have goose bumps from the Signs scene.
I watched this not knowing it was a hour long
Best hour of my life
28:51 Technically, the bug is going 70mph, just relative to you, and not the ground
My child laughed in their sleep. Then my husband laughed back at her in his sleep. The worst part. My child laugh's like a old 🧹 and I've seen horror movies. I thought I was gonna die.
for getting cars into malls, they drive them, from the back storage space, it has a large door big enough for a car while mostly to transport goods to the different shops at the mall, multi story ones also have a large elevator to get thing up to other floors on a large scale. you can sometimes spot a large door, like a garage one, in a out of the way are, but they blend it well most of the time.
Hello! European here! So about that door knob at 12:25, it depends! Some can't even go up, some have to be held up lock the doors. So yeah, they were stuck inside, and took a picture after
26:27 for real, this was in in the exact same manner not 10 minutes earlier.
Man i can see how much effort has been put into these.
That even i can remember this and my memory fucking sucks.
For real I'm resuming this video after like 2 days and I realized, there's a few other repeats it's ridiculous
At work, we have a one hour rule. Minimal interaction or talking until nine(unless actually important). It was suggested at a weekly meeting, and I added it to the rules. I have even enforced it onto the owner.
Protip for anyone (like me) who cannot remember which months have 30/31 days:
1) put you hand palm facing down.
2) Make a fist.
3) Look at your knuckles, see the peaks and valleys?
4) starting with the left most peak as January, go along and you'll notice valleys are 30 days (except for Feb ofc) and peaks are 31 days.
5) when you get to the end just start again from the left for August.
6) You're welcome!
"We believe other burgers are shit." Is fucking killing me, it's perfection
7:30 Im not sure robin meant to make this a dirty joke, but either way, I get it.
I was searching for this , im not sure either
13:12
I can explain this one. Pittsburg has a thing for fries. It started out as piling fries on burgers, some many decades ago to make eating lunch while hanging ontop of a skyscraper some construction worker was working on easier. You'd get your burger and fries in 1 easy to hold package.
Over the years this spread as fries became a huge local thing. Put them in every thing.
My aunt named her horse "Whopper" because she's hilarious.
51:53 might be a bit too relatable