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Dude who blocked the lady for the bowl of phones joke is missing out. I would’ve proposed on the spot
Could you explain the joke? I didn't get it
@@pickaxattacks1879 when you drop your phone in water you’re supposed to put it in a bowl of rice
Ideed it was hilarious he missed big time
same bro
that was the funniest thing I've read all week. Easy.
Man, the lady who made the phone joke deserves more appreciation for her joke lol
name checks out
I appreciate her joke.
@@TacPhoenix I honestly still can’t believe she got blocked over it
@@Imaslutforpunsthat guy clearly didn't deserve her.
Robin saying “nee nee nee nee nee” to Rob Schneider and then subsequently calling him a jackass is the funniest shit😂😂😂
Yeah
A guy once tried the viagra pill thing because he made a bet that he could outlast two girls in bed. He overdosed on viagra, won, then died of a heart attack
What a way to go though.
A true madlad
Supposedly after a 12 hour pleasure marathon.
i wouldnt mind having that on my death certificate
Let's all scare Robin by saying "MEAT CURTAINS" at him.
hell yea
In every video from now on.
Two things he's scared of, comments and meat curtains. Robin is giving us too much ammo /j
@@archer4424it’s like a present /j
meat curtains
Robin talking about clicking the mouse's asscheeks has me dying 😭
Me too xD
Robin needs to do more of the happy subreddits 😂 His laugh is the best!
Glasses cat.
@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233lol yes
I worked at Olive Garden and I've definitely had people not say "when" and finish off the block off the cheese.
But I'll never forget this one couple who made me go back into the kitchen, 3 times, to get them more cheese.
So it was a... 3 cheese pasta?
I had someone grate cheese onto my pizza...and most of it broke off. I ate the damn thing before I left.
Robin talking about the camera reminded me, there was this French inventor named Louis Le Prince who invented the first ever single lens camera. He took a train to some place (London iirc) to showcase his camera but both he and his invention never arrived to the destination. They never "left" the train. To this day we don't know what really happened.
Oh
Pretty sure Edison happened.
@@evelynvslife yeah well, that's the leading theory. Someone edison-ed him. But who? We just don't know...
Documenting everything has been with humans forever lol. Cave paintings, journals, cameras, VHS recorders, etc. We're just making it easier.
The Optimus Prime impression was scarily spot-on and it wiped me out so hard I nearly choked on my pizza. Thank you, Robin.
I agree with Robin about the Steve Irwin jokes. Mostly because he was a good guy. Good people should not be made fun of. Same with Bob Ross. And any other actor or actress who has died (and is a good person)
In Australia we approve of said jokes..... it's a joke not a dick, try not to take it so hard!
I dissagree, you can joke about everyone. They were good people, i'm sure they would apreciate a good joke.
@@Ishlacorrin I'm Australian too. But I just think a line should be drawn sometimes is all
@@gunsandroses896 Not taking the piss is un-Australian, everyone gets joked about down here, it might even be in our constitution.
@@Ishlacorrin true. When was that written? 1997 at Engadine?
8:42 funniest pokemon reference I've ever read
"Twinkies and hot dogs"
Ya know, if this combination of words were said to me in any other context, I would assume it was an innuendo for something gay, and the fact that it's not greatly confuses me.
"Twinkie wiener sandwich" definitely caught me off guard.
The Pompeii skeleton of the guy getting hit by the boulder feels like the kind of skeletons you find in Bethesda games.
13:05 "My blood test results keep coming back as B+" -- At least it wasn't O.
Ancient Egyptians wrote down everything. Humans have always been this way. We want our stories to be documented
Except where Punt, their greatest ally, was located.
"Alola version" probably means a Reginal Variant in Pokemon introduced in Sun/Moon (Alola)
13:25
there is a pizza not to from my house they have a stoner pizza.
-mushrooms
-fries
-cheese sticks
so that my three.
Meat curtain. It's like cleaning while eating. Best invention since sliced bread.
I burnt my rice what do I do? Quick put it in a bowl of phones! That guy missed out. Some people just don't have a sense of humor
Could you explain the joke? I didn't get it
@@pickaxattacks1879 There is a life hack where if you get your phone wet you put it in a bowl of dry rice. So this is just a callback to that lifehack.
Robin finally gets a fun subreddit!
I have not audibly laughed so hard and so much in so long. Thanks Robin 💙
and the whole emkay team for that matter
12:05 As an Australian I approve of this joke... we take the piss out of everyone no matter what.
We had a Prime Minister who went swimming in the ocean and disappeared and we named a SWIMMMING POOL after him!
I think Steve Irwin would grin knowing he still inspires people, to laugh, to joke, to love, and importantly, to not seek revenge on a critter who was just scared and defending itself, as he had told the producers it could.
I always love the idea of him forgiving the ray in heaven
but 10/10 would laugh again XD
There's a Harold Holt swimming pool I didn't know about? Where is that??
He wore so much sunscreen, but it didn’t protect from harmful rays. Rip Steve.
Gotta love Straya
Now we need the Scott Morrison Laundromat
Yes Robin, the mouse buttons are it's ass cheeks. Really makes you realize how spanking and spamming are close.
"o no... what is the center mouse wheel"(joke)
I love the Transformers jokes! Its nice to see the community return!
8:14 don't think any woman has ever tingled his jingle nor a man
2:41 that Optimus Prime voice was BRILLIANT!
13:58 okay but the Korean ones tho LMAO I would end up going for a higher level simply because I don't wanna be called *unskilled* ㅠㅠ the english 'translation' is so kind haha
2:55 I was eating. Big mistake
1:33 When I was a kid, one of my favorite genres of VHS tape were tornado video compilations. And there were a lot of them. So the urge to film stuff with limited regard for safety goes back at least to the mid-80s.
That optimus prime voice was absolutely amazing
10:06 Dunno about America but as an Egyptian Indian, i always have to "write" i'm Arabic Asian. For an application i made for something in Europe, i was told to select South Asian, even though i'm half Egyptian. Since Egypt is part of the Middle East, they'd probably write Middle Eastern.
Technically, Arabia (where Arabs are from) is in the southernmost regions of the Asian continent. So, technically they're correct
@@laayiv9449 No. They're not correct and neither are you. The southern region is literally India. And Arabia *did not* originate from there. They come from Western Asia and part of North Africa. To specify the civilisation, it would be Sumeria (and ofc my country Egypt).
But, the whole point of my comment was to say that they clump my ethnicity to Asian since i live in India and half of my parents' side is from here. But i'm born in Egypt. So it's either Middle Eastern or South Asian, which means, i don't get to select my actual ethnicity at all.
@@nefwaenre That's not what I meant. All I meant to say is that if you took the description of "south Asia" literally, it would include the Arabian peninsula. If I have offended you, it was very definitely by accident
@@laayiv9449 The Arabian peninsula is literally in the West Asian part. My friend, i think you're not familiar with the Asian continent, particularly the Asian subcontinent which is also called South Asia. When you say South Asia *literally* , then the places you mean are India and Sri Lanka alone. But *Southern Asia* has these other countries together: India, Bangladesh, Nepal, Tibet, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Sri Lanka, Bhutan, Indonesia and Thailand.
This is irrelevant, but for the sake of geography, the more you go towards Japan, it becomes South-East Asia and Japan is in East Asia.
So, similarly when you go towards Middle East (or the Arab peninsula as you mentioned) then the countries like Bahrain, Qatar, Jordan, Irag, UAE, and i think Kuwait (but don't quote me on that). This is West Asia, quite literally.
And you didn't cause me any offense, i just think you're either maybe misremembering it, or possibly misinformed. So, i am just trying to inform you, that's all. 👍 As for them who are clustering my ethnicity, they're doing this out of pure ignorance.
The rice in the bowl of phones made me laugh 😂 imagine missing on that
I don't get it, what's the joke?
@@pickaxattacks1879 when something happens to your phone like dropping it in a pool, people say to put it in a bowl of rice to dry it out, the joke is that the opposite is sugested as if it would have the same effect of "fixing"
Steve Irwin, Fred Rogers, Bob Ross and Carl Sagan are the 'Sacred Four'.
They must never be shit-talked, even in jest. They are who we all should aspire to be like.
I could’ve sworn I’ve seen memes including the dude who played Robbie Rotten in Lazytown along with these guys (or possibly omitting Sagan for some reason).
I swear I've seen the boulder hitting the man a hundred times
Same
Wait, the Boulder hit him a hundred times? That poor man
11:10
As someone who has put Nutella and bacon on the same bagel and liked it, and as the leader of the SPAM-ish Inquisition, I am intrigued and would like to try a SPookie.
Hell yeah my fav subreddit
I love this subreddit XD
10:46 ish The term African-American evolved to refer to descendants of African slaves in the USA. When slaves were brought to the USA from Africa, many were stripped of their identities and eventually, most descendants of African slaves in the USA do not know their ancestries, practice old-world African traditions, or speak African languages. Instead, African-American came about as a general term for the descendants of African slaves that do know their specific ancestry after African slaves arrived in the USA.
14:04 겁 actually means cowardice or fear
12:38 bro I can’t stop thinking about grabbing a mouse by it’s face and clicking it’s ass cheeks lmao
I have been hyperfocused on JJBA for about a week and somehow it made me clean up my kitchen. I've hardly ever done that since I moved in that studio. I have been hyperfocused before, this never happened. What has Araki done to me???
It must be the work of a stand user
Once again, your Optimus Prime is on point.
10:18 I constantly joke about "African American" being racist, because it supports the stereotype that all black people come from Africa and if you call them that without knowing where they're from you're assuming their heritage(?) based on stereotypes, therefore you're racist
that volcano was like na i ain’t letting anyone get away and yeeted a massive rock at the guy
Like an old fairy tale that Disney adapted and made family friendly, or tried as best they could, but years later people try to dunk on the logic so they can have a "got'cha" moment. And then people got sick doing that and instead tried to suggest Disney dumbed them down by attempting to make them less medieval and crazy.
1:33 Made me laugh
Actively being sick in the bathroom right now.
For this pizza one my three toppings will be Cheese, Cheese, Cheese
My one is cold, and therefore is very one.
didnt expect to see myself here icl
a bowl of phones is actually pretty funny
13:57 Was that cut intentional? It made it more funny.
9:48 the game isn't bad, but community is toxic and cringe and because they keep hading popular character everybody think they ruin their favorite character
Somehow sounds very familiar with other gaming communities
"Put it in a bowl of phones" is incredible
6:00 Fun fact: the animal version of an autopsy is called a necropsy
13:21 - I would put "Shredded Cheddar", "Shredded Colby Jack", and "Shredded Mozzarella"... technically 3 diffrent toppings and makes for a diffrent type of 3 cheese pizza (since I have no idea what diffrent cheeses go on a 3-cheese)
2:27 "I don't like my job" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
At times like this, I don't like you having this job either.
You deserve better. 🥰😅
thank you robin for sticking around
"You have to add three different toppings, what are they?"
Me: McAir, McAir, McAir.
Never, ever say, "It doesnt tingle my jingle," ever again.
For the one about computer mice, the wire use to come out the back.
as an american who constantly has to walk around eggshells, I think people here genuinely think they're being inclusive when they say "African-American" instead of "Black"
5:51 mg god.. now have i just realized the pun that Robin just made.. thats fucking gold
Bro got rocked
Thanks as always robin
This implies the Parmesan waiter serving you is immune to the effects of Parmesan cheese but is horrified it kept continuing. Sounds about right. 🤣👍
That last one was great
2:56 "I don't like my job" 😂😂😂😂😂took me out
bro brought up a 22.3 year time limit for an event that happened 17 years ago
1:17 meat curtains.
After that last I had to sit in silence for a few seconds before fully comprehending what was said😂😂😂😂
That Optimus impression is peak
After watching rise of the beasts can confirm
the term "african-american" is one of those terms that is normally never meant in a maligning way, but still gets increasingly racist the more you think about it.
This was brilliant lmao.
8:41, Alolan form means a different form of a Pokémon that is different than nromal in the region Alola (The region where Pokémon Sun and Moon takes place)
So this mans uncle is Either Arnoldo Jimenez, Omar Cardenas, Alexis Flores, Yulan Adonay Archaga Carias, Or Bhadreshkumar Patel
Just wanted everyone to know that... I'm ugly and I'm proud!
14:43 this song is fire, i recommend y'all listen to it.
If you think about it, African-American covers about two continents of people so a lot of people could fit under that description
Jesus was balling
"If I'm not at least as funny as Rob Schneider"
Setting the bar pretty low there...
What caused us to want to documwbt everything was the point where we developed language. We started telling campfire stories and the rest is the future.
And after all these millennium of language development, you went and spelled "document" like THAT
13:11 ham bacon and pepperoni.
Video 120 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video
So I did read that the Pompeii guy was probably dead from toxic gas before the rock hit him
The Twinkie Weiner Sandwich is way better than it has any right to be. However, if you want it to taste its best, you *have* to dunk it in milk. The milk honestly brings it together.
12:50 yes, that is what we are telling you.
The volcano: Boom. Headshot.
6:37 I saw this comment before, what video was it on? I forgot and can't find it, does anybody know?
It was on an al jokes video, a guy who makes jokes with plot twists at the end
😭
12:55 The first apple mouse had the wire on the other side.
13:22 mushrooms, pesto, and some fancy cheese
“What if it bites me and someone else dies?”
Still voodoo
Timestamp: The beginning of the video, 0:00
The boulder actually didn't hit him until a long time after. He died like everyone else. Source a video from a science channel explaining that research was done on it.
I will be intolerant of Steve Irwin jokes until the day I die, he's too pure for slander
How about this one?
Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts
the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my genitalia inside.
Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his
mouth and I'll remove my genitalia unscathed. In return for witnessing this
spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval. Steve stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on the top of its head.
The croc opened his mouth and he removed his genitals unscathed as
promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. Steve
stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of
the bar.
A blonde woman timidly spoke up...
"I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."
0:38 Actually, the dog would have 3 wishes, since the human used 1 9 his own wishes.
0:17 No he WASN'T fine!
He WAS however, Pompeii's newest leader of the Block Head Club...
Briefly...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Blursed comments are my favourite. They're just oddly entertaining, a lot more interesting compared to anything else.
13:15 Pineapple, Green Olive, Pepperoni!
12:52
quite literally yes.