r/ihadastroke | He Comes | Episode 1
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When he reads the misspellings outloud, he sounds like a Sims.
I was just thinking that
What? You just had a little stroke there.
@@sierra6293 Ever played the Sims games? The Sims (humans that you manipulate the lives of) speak nothing but nonsense.
@@bloodrain6455 What? What the heck? I know what a damn sim is what are you talking about?
I'm paying attention to that now.
The Cocaine vs coconut had me in tears 😂
Ｃｏｃｏｎｕｕｔｔ
When it snows, its not snow.. its just a plane dumping cocaine
*_c r o c o d i l e_*
*_ciconutte_*
The ultimate battle
“Oklahoma”
-Grandma 2019
Sweet home Oklahoma
jsusjxjd Dhhesdudy andhollyfarts i read your name and my furniture started flying
@@cock6124 lol
Tears falling down at the party, sadess little baby around
@@skinman4207 Fears, tell me fears, don't get me started
I get a little grey hair for every scare you share
Those aren't meant to bend
No, those aren't meant to bend
Those aren't meant to bend
No, those aren't meant to bend
"Nevermind... It's too late..." Leaves us on a cliffhanger, and I'm a little scared. This has gotta be one of those "Horror text stories" you see in the apps
shalber dbger blarb
is that simlish?
Aaay
420 likes
I think he wanted to eat beans
But he already ate
Zhe branz ware no morz
Its *to* late*
The best part is how he can say them so perfectly
No u
I think he has many little strokes whilst doing this. Therefore he can read them so well.
Well yah, he can speak gibberish. So can i
he can speak in stroke
Someone call a bonbulance James Bong haging stronk
0:07 are we just ignoring the fact that Australia is clearly one of the cow’s markings?
I was just asking this like : yo what the fuck lmfao is that Australia ?
Australia all let us rejoice for we are one and free
nice
That's just where Australia is
@@mikeuchiha5972 with golden soil and wealth for toil
I love how casually he pronounces someone having a stroke
SPDR GROW
how agressive he said that it made me laugh
IKR IT MAKING ME LAUGH SOS HATD I. ANT TYPE S LOL IM DYI AND LAUGH LOL LMAONUSUSJSJS IMLIKE EEEE ISISOSOMM SKKS
WHAT THE HE,KK IS THAST TEINSG
TUINF
OTHU
THIGN
TINT
@@roomsickgirlsescape TKAE YYE TIME
@@roomsickgirlsescape THAKLE YOURE TUUEM
@@roomsickgirlsescape TALE YOUR TIEM
He comes when people mistype words? That's a weird fetish.
But hey, whatever floats your goat.
@Dagan Ward I thong you meat boat
Whatever goats your float
Yehrrs igreeaggh682jbd
............whatever floats your BOAT. *BOAT* Edit: 1 year later, uhhhh lmao wtf xD
Ag luvjy yip my giar cant fooap
“Did you know, a music teacher removed a ten year girl from music class and said she sounds like a goat the girl now is the Shakira. “
-Harry Potter from Ice Age.
*_Who’m’st’ve_*
@@AshTheInventor who'm'st've'nt've'st'm'nt
@@theFakeRed Da fuk
Ydfkgdl donus yhmj
Who'm'st'dv'h'he'hee'hoo'l'le'la'la'la
"You used your have brain today?"
"PoIm
V"
"Oklahoma"
"Did you crack the cocaine?"
"geg griiindor"
Me, thinking “have brain you today?” 👁👄👁
That Harry Potter post had ALL THE COCOCAINENUT
XD
Cononut
Polm
V
Has got to be one of my favourite r/ihadastroke posts.
carcboydate
I just lost like 80% of my braincells.
Same. I feel like I’m loosing every brain cell I have ever had the pleasure of knowing when seeing some of these but then loose even more when I myself have those moments.
@Gerrets Nonono. the words are, "I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS, MAGIC MAN!" come one, say it with me.
@Gerrets No- that's not what u where supposed to say! lol
@Gerrets
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ummmmm.... Grammar check my friend....
are you asking if the comment on this video is about the way human minds kinda spazz out like that or...... plz explain.....
@Gerrets
T^T, pls stop. this physically hurts my head trying to comprehend-
I eat food but lady anti-vac gay
SMOOTH REAL CHA CHA
I don't know if this a joke or not, and that hurts me so much.
@@buttondowndingo it is. I copied someones comment then made it sound retarded.
Nanda kore wa?
Kono giorno Giovanna numa yume ga ru
@@lilvisi DA KONO DIO
Oz:*pronounces she’s shess*
Also Oz: doesn’t realize a thing
What thing
HAPPYFRIGGINRAINBOWCOOKIES you ever just really want something to be a joke
Because this is one of those times. But if it isn’t a joke, the thing is that he said shess and not she’s
@@alastorbutwithagun oh okay
I thought shess was a new slur
I'm dumb
I thought Alastor But With a Gun was yelling at HAPPYFRIGGINRAINBOWCOOKIES but then I realized that was their actual account name and I just-....... sorry.
@@jellyaugust3761 beherhhrhehehe
6:59
"Get this man an ambulance"
No just give him what he said he needs.
Homework
8:58
Oz: *Desperately tries to decipher hieroglyphs*
7:42
Someone either went to the effort to making a Cthulhu-Pikachu or just completely mess up.
But I still want it.
I'd buy it
I need Pikathu in my life.
Call Of The Pikathu
Call of the Cipathu
Cthulachu
6:25 That explanation is actually making sense.
That amount of brain damage can only be generated by long-term exposure to Jk Rowlings tweets.
JK Rowling’s tweets hit them a bit to hard
@@parasitophobia exactly
Thank god Harry Potter ended with the 7th book.
Otherwise we would have Gay Voldemort or something.
@@danieldeak9141
3 stages
Everyone is here 😍😍😍😍
Everyone is dead 💀💀💀💀
Everyone is gay 🌈🌈🌈🌈
Lol
8:21 his PFP is a character from boku no hero academia yet he can't even get quirky down lmao
Lol
Omg u right
No anime allowed s I m p
@@roboticintelligenceunit1a652 w e e b
I have a theory
These posts created VSCO girls
Prove me wrong
There is no SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
@@Naru_cissu that's just one of the stroke moments that the first VSCO decided to make famous
skskagpahsoashaj
Akakakakisisiaksskskskskskskskskskskkskksskkskskskkskskskskksks
“like a flock of copy machines” is great
Ah the 2v1 struggle of you vs your inability to spell AND autocorrect.
Kills me every time.
Ches
Ches
Ches
Shes
*I got the word correct*
the word was Chess
ijsin
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Donut
Damien: random noises
The viewers: xD
The demon Damien just summoned: sup
this is oz media
I would know
I think you got the channels mixed...
You are a fan of both, too?!
For a second i got confused about who i was watching
Oh you got confused just like me
“What if we just there are cows.”
Here you see a god, speaking the language of gods.
Dog.
Speakin the language of dogs.
"Dumbledore is gay and goes to Grindr" got it
2:30 When the only thing you know how to type correctly is cha cha real smooth
SMOOTH SMOOTH REAL CHA
*_REAL CHA SMOOTH CHA_*
*REAL SMOOTH CHA CHA*
*yes*
Smooth cha real cha
SMOOTH SMOOTH REAL CHA
1:26 his photo is kakyoin.
He doesn’t need a girl
He needs a mom
The best jobro
I cant escape jojo references. Its queiyt bdatifuk!
Ttttttttttttttttttt joj is col so i lkei t os wl s kokin and jotor an joshp thy eeal cloo right guys?
U rhvv fbr
No than seeds
J saw
thank you
mmm yes
1:24 that person who said "What?" Had a Kakyoin profile picture
I love the NYPD one. When I saw it, I was hoping that it was just a social media manager and not a cop, but then he put the #Takeyourchildtoworkday and I realized it was probably just some kid who got on the computer. If it was an adult I would hope they got drug tested.
2:47 word: shes
Oz: *shess*
4:36 I feel like that was autocorrect changing ok into Oklahoma.
All54321 Gaming
My thoughts exactly
*_oh_* klahoma
Teas fzlling doek at the part(
Saddest kittlr bavy in the too,
Fray#! Teik mr trars! Dinh vet me syaryes i bet a lityle gcrah haur fot e sr scare you shar
T5os aren’t meqhg to be;h
Speed Towel 6603
I agree! It realsjshdhe
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grow
Same
10:16
I almost died
B a M e S N o N d ‘ S h A v I n G a S t R o N k
2:59 just for when I’m sad because I can’t BREATHE IM WHEEZING
That thumbnail though
.nghhhhhhhhhhh SPIDER GROW
spdr grow nd get big but hed sty smealll a jjjjjjjjj spider man is the small head face brain potato xD
*struggles* Spider Grow
*JDJSSIDHSJDHFJFHEHIDFHSIDHFHFJFIIFHDHDUSHFHFIDHDHFFJJFDJDHFHFJDIDHFHDJSHDHFJFIRHRHKDHFJDJDJSHDHFHDJDBDHJDHF spder grow*
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god, the hogwarts one was killing me 😂😂😂
I'm a cisgesnsder Slethrin
But I'm pqansexzual
0:08 Nobody talking about how australia is on that cow?
Oma
@@silver_kitten ok
@@notstardream oh my asriel
My parents are literally yelling at eachother in the other room and im wheezing at this.
"Did you crack the closet?" Was my favorite
Cocaine?
Corolla
C
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N
O
N
U
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Cocaine
Maracas
How to do "i had a stroke" text
1: typo
2: find wromng lwetter, t6ype the correct letrter afrter it like I anm douing right noew
That's it
Nioce
thamnk yoiu
Hie cionmse
thwanjks
I gib you my tjabks
5:20 is what all my essays look like before I go back and use autocorrect
I love how he says cocoNUUTT with so much...passion 😂
"Did u crack the cocaine"
Oh my god.
2:06 when he said “Xabnige Cabjnef” that really pulled on my emotions 😭
Me: *Cant breathe*
My mom : its night what the HECK she doin'--
Who tf is cardiac and why did he arrest my dad?
Omg hi Kokichi 💃🏻
Kokichi is best boi
Oz in this video: *SLAMMING ON KEYBOARD INTENSIFIES*
5:15 **J.K Rowling’s Mind Be Like**
J.K Rowling: I am going to tweet something.
A tiny part of her brain: “hey lets tweet about how amazed you are that the Harry Potter series has gone this far!!!”
The majority of her brain: “LETS GO MOTHERFJUFUIDXERS BIZTHCES PERCY JACKSON IS TRANS I DONT EVEN OWN THAT BUT LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
If the text to speech bots did r/ihadastroke, probably end up with a smoking pc
Oz: Cocoa
Me: ... it’s just pronounced Cocoa
6:25 No no, he has a point. Had a stroke while typing drunk, but (i think) i see his point.
Lol
7:56 Good thing Shinsou's quirk works verbally, because apparently he's illiterate 😔
ALSO someone with a BNHA profile pic that can't spell "quirky"????! Bruh.....
Denki finds that hot tho so-
@@saddestcatboy correction. *A* Denki finds it hot--
@Abbi_Carter
I see you are a person of culture as well.
Did you cracked the crocodile
Cocaine*
Maracus**
Coconut***
_So, did you do did crack a cocaine, mmm?_
8:17
The funny part to this for me is that he watches Boku No Hero
(My hero academia)
So you would think because of the profile he watches it and would know how to spell "Quirky"
5:53 it literally takes more effort to type like this than it does to type incorrectly. You can see she clearly had like, a third of each word correct.
Dragon Wolf lap the Coconut one was clearly fake
wowza this subreddit makes me feel smart and that says a lot
Maracas
Cocuntie
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@@gizmo9031 r/ihadastroke
Carcal Dentist
2020 : The Chtuluh has risen to Damien's Summonings
Ctuluh
0:43 damn that person needs to work on their morse code, that sais 'SII5SEI' 😔
5:45 "Babadorga"
FML I died laughing cuz he unintentionally added that
Im stealing babadorga
Bootleg Bayonetta be like
BABADORGA
Баба Дорга, lmao. More like Баба Дора
I laughed so goddamn hard I straight up starred suffocating and vomited on myself. Thank you
Laugh again please
Are you ok?
Yeetus Sneetus no lol
I had a similar situation with this.
You straight up starred suffocating???
This video made me laugh so hard I nearby had a heart attack.. now all my muscles hurt
But this made my day...Its been a LONG time since I laughed this hard...
THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH FOR THE CONTENT YOU MAKE
When he said Hogwarts, it really hit me
6:40 oh dear he got snapped
Also well I'm glad to know I'm "bidrds like an egale majestxc"
I was thinking the same thing. He got Thanos'd. xD
Hecc I'm a Hufflepuff
Meep Same.
0:47 It's crazy how this one breaks down. She was trying to say "named after Maria Ann," and she actually got pretty close, but something along the way went horribly horribly wrong.
These post are me trying to sing rap god by Eminem.😂
He said "she's" like "shez" and now I'm dying 2:45
I’m literally crying of laughter bc of the coconut one 😂😂😂😂
All that hard work just to fall all the way back to the start
Cocaine
C
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N
O
N
U
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cononut?
The best thing about that person who couldn't spell quirky is that they had Shinso as their picture
Isn't that Shinso?
@@moesherman it's shinso.
@@moesherman
You mean Dekun't
I literally thought the same thing 😂😂😂
Shinsou. It was Shinsou
5:15
So basically...
Gay/Lesbian : Griffindor
Bi/Pan : Ravenclaw
Asexual : Hufflepuff
Trans : Slytherin
Straight: Reasonble...
Cement Mixer straight : muggle
Yay I’m bi/pan
fuck yeah I’m a muggle
I'M A FUCKING RAVEN BITCHES LOOK OUT!
I gotta say, I usually don't comment on these reddit videos as it feels a bit redundant. But you fam, this one, you came out swinging gold and kept it coming. Thank you for this, for you, and for making my night so much better. Stay happy. Stay healthy. All the best.
8:00 the irony of them being unable to spell “Quirky” despite them have a Shinsou from bnha profile pic will never not be funny. It says QUIRK in the subs like 10x an episode lmao
I CANNOT stop giggling. Thank you for this.
4:02
IM WATCHING AT 3 AM AND I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO WHEEZE OR CACKLE--
1:37 my favourite thing is that American flag in the foreground
5:55 I feel like that (not)word salad is personally calling me out.
word burger
You can probably summon a demon with this spell 5:18
Nvm you can probably summon a demon with the entire video
I actually wanted to know that Granny Smith fact :(
I was laughing so hard. Then an ad came on. My face changed from 😂 to 😒 so fast
Nobody:
Guns at Vietnam war: 0:33
yes
no
Oh God, I could not stop laughing!
Replayed the coconut/cocaine one several times
S a m e I just kept dying 😹
coconaine
I have a super painful ear infection and this cheered me up. Thanks Oz
2:15
Wait... I had a similar convo with my friend about this the other day and I couldn’t spell cupboard right instead lol...
btw, yes we where talking about my dog being a wizard for being able to open the cupboard to eat the chocolate and various other things in there... she truly is a wizarddddd
I think you did a brilliant job representing autocorrect attempts at fixing stuff and other gibberish.
Half of these post he read sounded like a Banjo Kazooie character talking.
Ikr
I was thinking that too.
This is the hardest I've laughed in weeks, please do another one!
I love these. The coconut one had me DYING.
how the hell did you say any of that without semi cracking up each time. X'D
1:25
He already found a Milf,you cant upgrade from Holly Joestar!
Is that JoJo reference?
@@TrolleyMC
I don't think so, i think it's a Berserk reference
@Comment King 1th
Now that i think about it, i think it's a cowboy bebop reference
@@TheeNero Guys common it's a bnha reference obviously!
I dont know know why but "Bondulance" makes me laugh every time I see it
8:49 "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good"
Stay till the end, the laugh is worth it ♥️♥️♥️
*i never knew anxiety until i watched this video 😤*
V
3:55 *NUUUUUT*
Also at 7:51 pokathu is a mixture of pikachu and cathulu
* Cthulhu
is cathulu a cat Cthulhu?
Cithulu
Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowo
this video has made me realised that if everyone i’ve ever talked to ever online took and compiled all of my stroke like messages from the previous year into a video it’ll be hours long
NOBODY:
NOT EVEN THE UNIVERSE:
The first guy:
SNERT
This guy doesn't know how to say cha cha real smooth properly and I'm very angry
Cha cha real smooth now ya'll
@@obamnaprismus that is also not the lyric
@@turdy_water7646 well as if I remember
Cho cha rral smoth
Change chal rela smooht
Ppl say one misspell = “OMG U NEED HELP? R U HAVING STROKE?” Dude. I said ans instead of and. The tiniest typo ever
SammyBlueberry are you having a stroke?
Micro Wave
Hrlp
Have stronke
Sammy_Blueberry microwave is stash twyhs ya yes not that’s jakmksis. SJSU s uwu kaklsoo is banana
I chi Lana the oooo Harry the dog GrOwth
Ans
Snf
Qcy
Hrlp
i choked from laughing WAYY to hard at this
I love the Bondulance one. Whenever my brother or I is having a difficult time trying to say a word or just speak in general the other will ask if they need to call the Bondulance.
Bravo!!! 🤯👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 For that Harry Potter Lgbt reading one...Jesus!! That was impressive.
Crystal Stewart i almost got a headache from that post
Somehow this video cured my headache
5:53 “Cedric dicsword” 😂😂😂
And no one is going to say how much he nailed saying some of those words xD
This is basically an entire video of nothing more than...pragananant!
Abd I love it