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  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  Před 2 lety +2656

    Cuttlefish are fish now.

    • @cluckcluckmotherfker
      @cluckcluckmotherfker Před 2 lety +62

      Wait did you say faceplam?

    • @foxygamer-tw3ku
      @foxygamer-tw3ku Před 2 lety +35

      mayonnaise mmmmhh~~~

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads Před 2 lety +202

      I love how you ran out of fish, but Cod was right there, man. XD Flounder, pike, eel, honestly Animal Crossing is being so damn handy for this. :p

    • @FirstNameMan299
      @FirstNameMan299 Před 2 lety +15

      Fish

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  Před 2 lety +320

      @@WolfyFancyLads I am very good at things that do not involve fish.

  • @mylittledarkworldjohn4289
    @mylittledarkworldjohn4289 Před 2 lety +707

    Two reasons they call him eye of sauron without any problems.
    1. He doesn't get it
    2. He gets it, but finds it fitting

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 Před 2 lety +59

      both are equally terrifying

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom Před 2 lety +82

      Both: He understands the concept of it, but lacks common sence of a person to actually apply to himself to make association. So he likes being called a powerful thing

    • @ryangallagher9723
      @ryangallagher9723 Před 2 lety +22

      @@Crazylom or he thinks it's a good thing

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom Před 2 lety +9

      @@ryangallagher9723...Maybe

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Crazylom or he is rich an who gives a damm

  • @24blackberries16
    @24blackberries16 Před 2 lety +580

    Love how everyone focuses on the name at 11:00 and completely glosses over “my brother Jerry and his STEPDAUGHTER”.

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 2 lety +35

      Yea like wtfff

    • @chaosstripe9446
      @chaosstripe9446 Před 2 lety +56

      Banjo intensifies

    • @noka1979
      @noka1979 Před 2 lety +13

      @@chaosstripe9446 😂😂😂😂

    • @Black-Opal-System
      @Black-Opal-System Před 2 lety +42

      Exactly! I came into the comments hoping someone would mention this. Everyone seems to gloss it over.

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Před rokem +36

      The way she worded it was hella sus, but she probably (hopefully) meant that her brother's daughter was expecting a child, as in a father being proud of his daughter...

  • @quantumslasher
    @quantumslasher Před 2 lety +177

    You can really tell when Oz is uncomfortable with what he's reading, because of his voice changes. You can hear that little part of him going "NOPE, don't want to read, but I WILL."

  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  Před 2 lety +1865

    Oh wow look at that. Two videos in a week. Is this going to be a new norm? I have no idea!
    Edit: Karma is a cruel mistress, and in the middle of doing a midnight edit, I too made the mistake of the Fish. Unless of course I gaslight my audience into thinking cephalopods aren't real.

  • @cannon67braun49
    @cannon67braun49 Před 2 lety +676

    10:50 love how Oz just glosses over the fact that it is Jerry and his STEPDAUGHTER

    • @zephyrthetorrent6538
      @zephyrthetorrent6538 Před 2 lety +140

      honestly that’s what i thought the real problem with the post was 💀

    • @holdenmorrison3304
      @holdenmorrison3304 Před 2 lety +84

      Thank god I wasnt the only one who noticed that.

    • @plasmocat1863
      @plasmocat1863 Před 2 lety +27

      THANK you!

    • @Generic_Gaming_Channel
      @Generic_Gaming_Channel Před 2 lety +35

      Yeah I noticed that too,what the fuck

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv Před 2 lety +46

      Actually the name is pronounced Rye-full.
      And yes. That's his wife's daughter...
      So is he dad or grandad or both?
      He still married to that wife?

  • @TheKeyblader133
    @TheKeyblader133 Před 2 lety +126

    10:55 I feel like I'm missing some immense context considering how much more perplexed i was that apparently this guy had a child with his own step-child but I think there is either a misunderstanding or it is simply a suitcase I do not want to unpack.

    • @jamsdiscourse9512
      @jamsdiscourse9512 Před 2 lety +8

      ngl I was looking for this. Why has no one else brought this up.

    • @laughableInflection
      @laughableInflection Před 2 lety +20

      Probably the latter tbh. 😬 naming their kid "rifle" is definitely the lesser of worrying things in that post

    • @laffytaffy9656
      @laffytaffy9656 Před rokem +3

      Unfortunately I have an answer and uhm... let's just say I hope nobody's traveling anytime soon

    • @TheKeyblader133
      @TheKeyblader133 Před rokem +2

      @@laffytaffy9656 Excellent metaphor I endeavor to never learn the dark secrets of this cursed luggage

  • @ElementalofAir
    @ElementalofAir Před 2 lety +36

    0:39 - fun fact, the color orange came from the fruit. Etymologically speaking, the word orange traces back to a root word meaning 'elephant-like fruit'. I think in reference to the texture of the rind

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit Před 3 měsíci +2

      Both came from the tree right?

  • @soggy_lasagna
    @soggy_lasagna Před 2 lety +390

    "Things that don't require effort!"
    *_proceeds to list some of the most effort consuming things known to man_*

    • @justalonelypoteto
      @justalonelypoteto Před 2 lety +60

      it literally says effort in the list of things that don't require effort

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 Před 2 lety +41

      @@justalonelypoteto Right? I was like "So effort does not require effort? Ah...yes...I...see...? *visible confusion*"

    • @daemondoodles
      @daemondoodles Před 2 lety +9

      including effort itself

  • @Side_N0te
    @Side_N0te Před 2 lety +1712

    Oz is _this_ close to becoming a Sonic character with how often he says something similar to "long time, no see."

  • @Slick-Salamander
    @Slick-Salamander Před 2 lety +16

    5:00 Sigma Rule 789: Disregard Gender conformity as a necessity. Be confident enough to wear what you want.

  • @raihastorm9105
    @raihastorm9105 Před 2 lety +18

    3:23 "sounds like my old employer"
    You okay, hun? Need help in an uprising against em?

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo Před 2 lety +666

    The tweet at 8:33 I'm surprised it wasn't including this one gold react of a guy who responded with a Full Metal Alchemist PFP of the same sentiment, even though FMA was also done by a woman mangaka.

    • @JimmyEatDirt
      @JimmyEatDirt Před 2 lety +79

      I like how Twitter had a meltdown about how sexist and misogynistic the author of その 着せ替え人形 ビスク (My Dress Up Darling) was because of the fan service. Although the author likely uses the name Shinichi Fukuda as a pen name, all signs point to the author being a woman, and that she confessed to crying with joy upon watching the anime adaptation.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Před 2 lety +8

      That is the perfect tweet there.

    • @fifiannisa9639
      @fifiannisa9639 Před 2 lety +5

      I remember seeing that and it+replies were just so funny

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm Před 2 lety +52

      Kinda reminds me of that one post about how good male artists in the west are, and as proof, this dude shows a statue made by a Chinese woman.
      Sometimes, I just want to go on Twitter and call people a f*cking mistake.

    • @aritgirlfoamflinging4816
      @aritgirlfoamflinging4816 Před 2 lety +1

      Pretty sure that is that one.

  • @alfonzog6327
    @alfonzog6327 Před 2 lety +329

    Ah, nothing beats the sheer terror of hearing Oz saying "Hee hee" at 0:37

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Před 2 lety +29

      Oz didn't say that. It was Michael Jackson. I mean the guy said he wasn't dead

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 Před 2 lety

      @@shinymainespoon but also scammin

    • @chaosandbunnies8291
      @chaosandbunnies8291 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lechking941 Nah, that was the real Michael Jackson, weren't you paying attention

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 Před 2 lety

      @@chaosandbunnies8291 than im the father of egypts next true blooded pharos than.

  • @Mollyarty
    @Mollyarty Před 2 lety +13

    It always baffles me when employers "expect" you to go above and beyond. If you wanted me to do more then you should have put it in my job description

  • @fluffystuff500
    @fluffystuff500 Před 2 lety +12

    5:28
    I bet the roommate just bought the cheese to eat and OP is the type to help themselves to whatever is in the fridge and expects it to conform to their dietary standards.

  • @anoninunen
    @anoninunen Před 2 lety +241

    14:20 - Technically there is a 'dome' - the mesospheric sodium layer, which reacts to yellow lasers to create a 'star' which large telescopes can use to correct for atmospheric disturbances. Because the sodium layer is near the edge of space (Karaman Line), this puts a glowing point where the lasers meet above all possible atmospheric heat-shimer.
    This also means that the top of the atmosphere glows yellow and can be sen from orbit.
    Also, railroad tracks are a better example of a 'vanishing point'

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  Před 2 lety +95

      I used asymptotes because I assumed the lasers wouldn't be parallel, but heading towards a point that was extremely far beyond what we could imagine. I know they would touch at one point, I just at the time thought an asymptote wouldn't be a bad example, but if I'm wrong I'll take that loss.
      Also, I honestly didn't know that. That's really awesome.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 Před 2 lety +15

      well holy fucks the more ya know

    • @daniellewilson8527
      @daniellewilson8527 Před 2 lety +2

      I didn’t know that, that’s cool

    • @TheYouTubeFox
      @TheYouTubeFox Před 2 lety +1

      Please add a tl:dr

    • @anoninunen
      @anoninunen Před 2 lety +13

      @@TheCZcamsFox tl;dr - yellow lasers make the edge of space glow to focus cameras

  • @ramdomy_boi9049
    @ramdomy_boi9049 Před 2 lety +2267

    You’re 4 months ahead of schedule, good job! Keep up the amazing work!

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Před 2 lety +19

    12:37
    That's gross and all, but being a vampire isn't just blood sucking.

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 Před rokem +3

      EXACTLY! Not to mention. Menstrual cycles are not really all that much blood, but the lining of the uterus. But she had already lost me the moment she mentioned Twilight, so yeah.

  • @curvingfyre6810
    @curvingfyre6810 Před 2 lety +9

    13:20 my parents were literally told that instead of saving for our college tuition, they should take out big fat life insurance policies instead. This death cult economy shit has been going on for a LONG time.

  • @NickyDrummond
    @NickyDrummond Před 2 lety +505

    In the face of visceral cringe he still manages to keep a wholesome demeanor

  • @uhohspaghettios3801
    @uhohspaghettios3801 Před 2 lety +262

    The second you bring religion into the disscussion, your argument becomes invalid. It's like saying "YOU can't have a cookie because I'M on a diet". Just because you've applied these rules to yourself doesn't mean everyone else has to follow them

    • @aaronmccullers384
      @aaronmccullers384 Před 2 lety +30

      I'm an atheist and I have to say that that is probably not the best stance to take with these types. For one, they ain't the type to rationalize that not everyone they are friendly with are not part of their religion (especially in Southern America, most people will assume you are Christian and will act that way until you inform them their mistakes), thus they believe, like them, that you would actually base your morals off the Bible. Secondly, the type that throw religious beliefs around in their arguments are not the type that actually believe in their religion, they just want to use it to justify their arguments. My best suggestion is to quote them a conflicting line from their religious text, and if you live in America point out that they cannot legally force their religion onto you thus their inclusion of religion in their argument is automatically invalidated.
      I get what you’re saying, but you have to respond to these people in a way that they will actually listen, otherwise they will dismiss your side of the argument since you are, in their eyes, an unpatriotic heathen/satan-worshipper/something else irrelevant to the topic.

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 Před 2 lety +31

      @@aaronmccullers384 everything depends on context. How you should respond depends on who you're talking too, where you are, and why religion has been brought into the equation. For example, it's probably not the best idea to argue about the legitimacy of the Bible in a church.

    • @1one3_Racing
      @1one3_Racing Před 2 lety +12

      Religion is just a way to explain the unexplainable. It had a lot more relevance 2000 years ago when we couldn't explain most things.
      In saying that, we should all be religious. Hear me out here. Because it takes SO MUCH responsibility off our shoulders. "Its Gods plan" is the best 'fuck it' in the world. If we all used it there would be less depression and anxiety in the world!

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 Před 2 lety +14

      @@1one3_Racing I wish more people were more lighthearted on religious matters. There are probably more like that than I know, but still.

    • @1one3_Racing
      @1one3_Racing Před 2 lety +13

      @@alexanderthegreat6682 I used to be religious and ambivalent. I grew up strictly Lutheran. But I saw a lot of the Bible message as being detrimental to the expansion of religion. Like trying to convert your fellow man. Stand on a corner and preach (which the Bible says you should do) makes you look like a crazy person and pigeon-holes all Christians as crazy people.
      But as I got older and smarter I started to see religion for what it was. Now we live an amalgamation of all religions. We've taken the over-arching message of "don't be a dick" that they all have in common and live that life.

  • @namedname7478
    @namedname7478 Před 2 lety +27

    Good job with making and putting out a video in under a week! You’ve talked about how burnout and ADHD make it difficult, so I’m proud of you, genuinely. You also sounded more upbeat in this one, which I liked; it’s nice to see you like that.

  • @HaydenX
    @HaydenX Před 2 lety +11

    That menstrual blood-infused food thing is very similar to an old idea for a "love potion". I'm not joking...the difference is that tampons didn't exist in the 12th century.

    • @stephaniesheep1147
      @stephaniesheep1147 Před 2 lety +2

      Thanks, I hate this knowledge that I just read

    • @michaeldayman682
      @michaeldayman682 Před rokem +3

      What got me is ... they were dating for "about a month" and she has been feeding him blood product for 3-4 weeks.
      She started this abomination almost as soon as she met him. This is her fetish.

  • @MrHack4never
    @MrHack4never Před 2 lety +167

    10:44 in areas with an unreliable electric grid, people will plug their generators into the wall socket and reverse feed the entire house
    Problems:
    1. Put one end in the wall and touch the other = pain &/ death
    2. The electric panel will happily send that electricity back to the grid
    2a. The generator will probably be overloaded from all the houses connected
    2b. It can kill grid technicians working on the HV lines, since the transformer will happily turn the 240 from a generator into the 11 KV used on masts, and the technicians might not know about lethal backfeeding
    Basically, DON'T DO THAT, consult your educated electrician on how to safely connect a generator to your own home, instead of buying a death cable

    • @littleelectricity3401
      @littleelectricity3401 Před 2 lety +3

      I don't fully agree with 2b, in Belgium before working on HV the current gets cut off on both sides of the HV (so no residential transformers). Wouldn't this be the same elsewhere?

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan Před 2 lety +16

      If you're going to plug a generator into a wall receptacle to back-feed the entire home, then make sure you flip the Main Breaker (the big one that has the number 100* or larger printed on it) in the Panel off first...
      That way, your home is now disconnected from the Grid and you're not overloading your generator trying to power the entire neighbourhood OR killing the Power Techs working on the grid to fix whatever caused the power failure in the first place...
      * Correction, I just remembered that there are still a few 60 Amp Services out there and their Main Breakers will only have a 60 on them...so the easiest way to figure out which one is the Main, just look for the Breaker with the largest Amperage Rating (Number) on it, that one should be the Main...

    • @troudbalos333
      @troudbalos333 Před 2 lety +1

      Electroboom thought me that... at leats I wasn't the dumbass trying it.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 Před 2 lety +4

      @@littleelectricity3401 HV safty i think is mostly universal. minus the odd things like india and its ill equiped stuff. or who the fuck knows whats going on localy

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 Před 2 lety +4

      @@HappilyHomicidalHooligan good to know

  • @andybunnycomics9741
    @andybunnycomics9741 Před 2 lety +23

    Girl: Talks about feeding her boyfriend period blood.
    Me: Sounds like somebody, is going to get sued and arrested. And dumped.

  • @dapper-ant2634
    @dapper-ant2634 Před 2 lety +6

    12:10 wait until she learns that that's not blood and that most of it is part of her uterus

  • @pablozurita2996
    @pablozurita2996 Před 2 lety +7

    13:06
    Murder™

  • @SnapplyPie
    @SnapplyPie Před 2 lety +289

    I look forward to hearing the yells of disparaged Victorian children today
    Happy Easter Oz!

  • @SnapplyPie
    @SnapplyPie Před 2 lety +29

    I took mental damage about the vampire one, holy shit HOLY SHIT

  • @Bobb11881
    @Bobb11881 Před 2 lety +6

    2:06 Yes, it is strange to think that, so please stop thinking that.

  • @llmkursk8254
    @llmkursk8254 Před 2 lety +1

    One of my favorite quotes of all time is, “Some people just aren’t capable of thinking and breathing at the same time”

  • @dboot8886
    @dboot8886 Před 2 lety +61

    10:55 ... did mans just announce that his brother impregnated his step daughter like... like it was normal?

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah that part caught my eye too, and I'm finding it hard to rationalize it as meaning anything else

    • @Broadcast13-9
      @Broadcast13-9 Před 2 lety +2

      WTF does Reighfyl mean?

    • @artcasual99
      @artcasual99 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Broadcast13-9 It doesn't mean anything. It's just supposed to be pronounced like the gun, rifle

    • @maj.romuloortiz7832
      @maj.romuloortiz7832 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Broadcast13-9 Pronounced as rifle. Edgy and outlandish is my guess

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB Před 2 lety

      @@maj.romuloortiz7832 it’s the white version of La-a pronounced Ladasha “because the dash don’t be silent”. We all suck at naming children.

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Před 2 lety +64

    No one calls anyone "the eye of Sauron" lovingly... Zuck is delusional 😄

    • @Lulu-chan_Bi
      @Lulu-chan_Bi Před 2 lety +7

      "my evil overlord" (affectionatly)

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW Před 2 lety +1

      He thinks tap water is a prepared mealand though changing the name of Facebook was a good idea.
      I seriously think he has something that is causing his intelligence to drop like an untreated disease or poisoning of his brain.

    • @thatbasementcat
      @thatbasementcat Před 2 lety

      @@beastwarsFTW Alternate theory: Zuckerberg is an android who hasn't quite figured out how humans work yet.

  • @HonestLettuce
    @HonestLettuce Před 2 lety +6

    I can never get over how adorable Mini Oz is.

  • @slimeblue4873
    @slimeblue4873 Před 2 lety +2

    School: "please don't bring your rifle to school"
    Kid named Reighfyl:

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 Před 2 lety +68

    We all just gonna gloss over that dude having a baby with his, you know, *STEPDAUGHTER?!*

  • @comfyghost
    @comfyghost Před 2 lety +176

    the fact the 33% guy got clowned on so hard he became a small scale meme, despite being amongst a metric fuck ton of other people who didn't realize all there favourite manga was written buy women, is something special to me.
    also for those wondering, the actual percentage of male manga authors is i think about 18.7%, which is oddly specific of a number for me to give, for something i'm only kinda sure about

    • @ragg232
      @ragg232 Před 2 lety +5

      Huh
      Funny how that works

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Před 2 lety +14

      ONLY 18.7%!? Like, I can totally believe that it's a female-dominated field, but that seems crazy low.

    • @lemonb9961
      @lemonb9961 Před 2 lety +16

      Also fun fact : the guy Pfp is a characters from a series written by a Fucking Woman

    • @comfyghost
      @comfyghost Před 2 lety +5

      @JayLeeBeanz i actually don't think they count towards the statistic, those are usually entirely independent, so might be considered as part of the industry (although some of those authors do go onto make traditional manga, if they aren't already)
      but granted, i have no real idea as manga/comics aren't my profession, (just an occasional part of my drawing hobby,) so take what i say with a bottle if salt.

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs Před 2 lety +3

      The thing is, the sheer number of female manga authors comes largely from the TONS of trashy romance manga out there. It's the Japanese equivalent of Harlequin romance novels.
      There are plenty of great manga written by women, of course, it's just that the number means nothing.
      Also I read somewhere that most hentai is written by women, but I think that's for the same reason: those romance manga.

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 Před 2 lety +6

    Those cords with two plug-in parts are actually used in a very dangerous way to hook up a generator to a house by just plugging it into an outlet
    To be clear it's not dangerous because of the open leads its dangerous because it bypasses the circuit breaker and can start a fire.

  • @Lady_Kyutoko_of_Glencoe
    @Lady_Kyutoko_of_Glencoe Před rokem +3

    Yes, Mark. They "lovingly" refer to you as the personification of the greatest evil Middle-Earth has ever known.
    ...

  • @xero5193
    @xero5193 Před 2 lety +10

    I have to point out that Reighfyl, is the child of Jerry and Jerry's STEPDAUGHTER!

  • @judgmentalanimal
    @judgmentalanimal Před 2 lety +11

    ARE WE GONNA GLOSS OVER THE “MY BROTHER JERRY AND HIS STEPDAUGHTER”

  • @ruileite2634
    @ruileite2634 Před 2 lety +3

    I like how Oz just kept going past "My brother and his stepdaughter" like it's not even shocking at this point

  • @--Cat--
    @--Cat-- Před 2 lety +12

    7:00
    Ok but as a Christian, I don't understand people like this. God is like a Dad (Our Father who art in heaven) all he wants is for you to have a fulfilling and happy life, he doesn't care how that happens as long as it doesn't impede the happiness and fulfilment of his other children. He can't force you to, as he gave man free will for a reason, but that is what he wants. In that vein, why would he hate gay people? They are *born* that way for one, so that would be how he designed them according to most people. So he would want them to find love with whomever they choose, as love is his whole deal. And even if being gay was a choice (which it's not) then it would be the same. God gave man free will, and so choosing to love the same sex is something he would be fine with and support as it makes you happy.

  • @chaoticinkinc.3145
    @chaoticinkinc.3145 Před 2 lety +148

    Normally, if someone askes my stance on eugenics, I'd tell them it's disgusting and anyone who thinks it's a good idea should be thrown in solitary for the rest of their life.
    And then I see people SERIOUSLY post stuff like what's in this video, and I begin rethinking my stance. Pain only BEGINS to describe what I felt by the end of that vampire boyfriend post.
    I'm grabbing some ice cream and putting on wholesome cartoons from my childhood.

    • @GildedSentinel
      @GildedSentinel Před 2 lety +8

      We're just scratching the surface.... Unfortunately

    • @chaoticinkinc.3145
      @chaoticinkinc.3145 Před 2 lety +9

      @@GildedSentinel I know, which is why I got a second bowl

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop Před 2 lety

      @@chaoticinkinc.3145 a second bowl of blood ice cream

    • @chaoticinkinc.3145
      @chaoticinkinc.3145 Před 2 lety

      @@Ooffoop ...I don't like you

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 Před 2 lety

      Didn't know where that was going at first, but that was hilarious.

  • @Brokengamer-cz2gv
    @Brokengamer-cz2gv Před 2 lety +60

    Tbh, i am worried how Oz can make the creepy voice so god damn good

  • @KatanaDen
    @KatanaDen Před 2 lety +2

    Saw the words "Did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire?" And immediately panicked because I knew what was coming.

  • @matthewschuh3332
    @matthewschuh3332 Před 2 lety

    Thank you so much Oz!!!! Good work!!!

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Před 2 lety +35

    0:52 For anyone saying oranges, the color is actually named after the fruit, which is named after the tree.

    • @alexandrews6256
      @alexandrews6256 Před 2 lety

      Lemon, the color, was named before the fruit

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB Před 2 lety

      And ironically oranges aren’t actually orange. Ironically the color of an orange is the color we call tangerine and the color of a tangerine is the color we call orange.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB Před 2 lety +1

      @@alexandrews6256 no it wasnt. “Lemon or lemon-color is a vivid yellow color characteristic of the lemon fruit.”

    • @alexandrews6256
      @alexandrews6256 Před 2 lety

      @@MamaMOB I thought it was called that way before the lemon or at least close to the name of the fruit

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 Před 2 lety +2

      @@MamaMOB : I would argue that tangerine is a shade of orange, not an entirely different color, especially since that's a fairly niche bit of knowledge and your average person wouldn't even think to call something tangerine rather than orange. Still ironic, though.

  • @abbewinter9249
    @abbewinter9249 Před 2 lety +20

    Oz: "The next video will be out soon."
    Me: "So, like, in two months, or..."
    Oz: "OK, listen here, punk."

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 Před 2 lety +4

    6:13
    Love Oz in the doorway!

  • @NyTwL
    @NyTwL Před 2 lety +3

    So I just got finished binge-watching ALL of your reddit videos. And I gotta say, you've come so far Oz. You're so much more confident and willing to express your personality. The difference between your first video and this one is night and day. Sure you may not upload that often but every video is packed with personality and style that other channels just don't offer. You are an incredible guy. Keep up the awesome work.
    I know you probably won't see this, but I just want you to know that you are easily one of my favorite youtubers.

  • @Forestdude9000
    @Forestdude9000 Před 2 lety +137

    I say keep the disclaimers in case things change again, plus it extend the runtime by 3/4 of a second. Also it might be fun(agrovating) to try reading some of the asides you put in if you want to make it a more regular thing.

  • @Imirui
    @Imirui Před 2 lety +16

    Remember kids: Effort doesn’t require Effort.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear Před 2 lety +4

    14:14 DO THESE PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND HOW EYES WORK!?

  • @iamtree4079
    @iamtree4079 Před 2 lety +4

    For 10:33 they can be used to hook up certain types of back up generators, but are extremely dangerous and should really not be used. I believe this style is illegal in my state and if it’s not it really should be

  • @melonsaway3929
    @melonsaway3929 Před 2 lety +53

    Absolutely so proud of you for getting out 2 videos in a week. Also hell yeah shout-out to opposums for oz what a great Twitter account

  • @nightridr5680
    @nightridr5680 Před 2 lety +27

    two videos in the same year?! OZ HAS BLESSED US

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Před 2 lety +2

    Buys the person the wrong kind of cheese? Well then it’s time to ruin someone’s entire hobby. Perfectly reasonable.

  • @ruthjill4979
    @ruthjill4979 Před 2 lety

    Absolutely love your videos so glad you're finally back

  • @fiora2822
    @fiora2822 Před 2 lety +17

    I have never been more sick than listening to you read the post about the girl eating her own blood. A close 2nd is when i accidentally consumed poison

    • @localforestwitch7215
      @localforestwitch7215 Před 2 lety

      How'd you.... Accidentally consume poison?

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- Před 2 lety +5

      @@localforestwitch7215 I once ate a old soap, thinking it was candy.
      It imidiate taste wasn't so bad, bland but nothing too awfull. But the after-taste, that was like licking accid. 3/10 would not eat soap again.

  • @chulutheimposter5415
    @chulutheimposter5415 Před 2 lety +23

    I love how around the 'name a fish that doesn't have an a in it's name', Oz named an animal that isn't a fish

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Před 2 lety +9

      Had to google it, and you're right. Cuttlefish, despite the name, are cephalopods. The more you know!

    • @katiequeen7225
      @katiequeen7225 Před 2 lety +10

      @@shinymainespoon starfish and jellyfish aren't fish either, the fuck did the english language smoke this time?

    • @thestoryKeeper123
      @thestoryKeeper123 Před 2 lety +9

      That implies that english isn't smoking all the time

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer Před 2 lety +5

      @@katiequeen7225
      to be fair, starfish aren't called starfish. their actual name is Sea Star.

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer Před 2 lety +4

      @@thestoryKeeper123
      no, it just implies that it smokes more than one different thing

  • @endarus6053
    @endarus6053 Před rokem +4

    3:55 i think theres a mistake here because theres just two pictures of Mark Zuckerberg.

  • @brndy79
    @brndy79 Před 2 lety

    THANK YOU!! I wait patiently everyday to watch your videos!

  • @RainierSky
    @RainierSky Před 2 lety +77

    Glad to see you’re back, Oz! Can’t wait to watch the video:)

  • @santiagotorrezsegarra7790
    @santiagotorrezsegarra7790 Před 2 lety +25

    I hate to be that guy (who am I kidding I love this shit) but when somebody asks you to name a fish that doesnt have the letter A, "dolphin" is a better answer than "cuttlefish". this is because the dolphin, while a goddamn mammal, is still much closer phylogenically to being a fish than a cuttlefish, which is a mollusk. to make an analogy, dolphins are distant cousins with fish, while mollusks like the cuttlefish have the same relationship you could expect of 2 people randomly sampled from opposite ends of the earth.

    • @elijahpadilla5083
      @elijahpadilla5083 Před 2 lety +7

      Trout

    • @accelleratiiincredibus446
      @accelleratiiincredibus446 Před 2 lety +2

      Taxonomically speaking, mollusks and fish don't even fall into the same phylum due to sharing hardly any traits. Their closest shared clade is Nephrozoa, and their closest major rank is Kingdom Animalia. Meanwhile, the closest clade that fish and dolphins fall under is Rhipidistia (which includes tetrapods and lungfish(if you want all fish it's Vertebrata)), which falls under Phylum Chordata.
      I know taxonomic relationships don't necessarily reflect phylogenetic ones (example: Mammalia, Aves, and Reptilia are Classes despite Aves and Mammalia sharing ancestors in Reptilia) but I just thought it would be fun to show that even classifying them off of shared traits still results in dolphins being closer to fish than cuttlefish. (Though, clarifying again, Taxonomy does still share a bit with Phylogeny due to Taxonomic classification being altered when new information on phylogenetic relationships is discovered.)
      I wonder if these comments technically count as being tricked into engagement due to being subtly prompted into sharing knowledge.

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 Před 2 lety +4

      Dolphin is also another name for mahi mahi, an actual fish

  • @thedeadartist1384
    @thedeadartist1384 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Every time I read a post, it's in Ozs' voice as he has so much charisma and energy

  • @vargardeTV
    @vargardeTV Před 2 lety

    Congrats, it's always good to see you comming back.

  • @obi-wankenobi7041
    @obi-wankenobi7041 Před 2 lety +16

    …..Oz, cuttlefish are cephalopods, you’re making fun of the guy who said dolphins were fish but cuttlefish aren’t either

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  Před 2 lety +9

      Nah cuttlefish are fish now.

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots Před 2 lety +5

      I mean, according to the Catholic Church beavers, puffins, and Capybaras are all fish for the purposes of Lent, so maybe we can include cuddlefish in that category?

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  Před 2 lety +4

      poggers.

    • @obi-wankenobi7041
      @obi-wankenobi7041 Před 2 lety

      @@pennyforyourthots that is true

  • @Matasuh
    @Matasuh Před 2 lety +21

    Real ogs remember that oz already covered the "fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour" tweet

  • @skullsncrosbonesbassed8427

    I haven’t watched your content in like a year, it’s nice to see new content.

  • @misc9872
    @misc9872 Před 2 lety +27

    Back so soon Oz Man? Back to feed us with delicious content. We are very pleased Mr Oz Man

  • @phalamy9180
    @phalamy9180 Před 2 lety +9

    14:08 my favourite part is that the guy somehow thought the space telescopes were actual giant space lazers

  • @Mystery-Wolf
    @Mystery-Wolf Před 2 lety +1

    Ay the chad might have a good schedule. Good job so far Oz, keep up the great work my guy!

  • @ArcaneShadowPHD
    @ArcaneShadowPHD Před 2 lety

    I have gravely missed your content. You have such an amazing personality 🤣

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Před 2 lety +9

    1:13 When your attempt at closing off a park for the sake of social distancing (yes, that's why the sand was there) backfires

  • @blanana_m
    @blanana_m Před 2 lety +15

    The two sided wire from 10:40 is dangerous because
    1. If you plug it in, the other side becomes live and could electrocute you
    2. People who make these often use them to power their home from a generator during an outage which is bad because your generator will break as soon as the power comes back since your generator and the power lines are almost never matched perfectly (same Voltage, same Frequency, ame Shape, same Phase and graduated from the same school)
    3. If you leave the main breaker on, you might power other homes which will overload your generator and your wires
    4. Even if you turn off your main breaker before powering your home, you will feed your entire home through the wires that are used to distribute power in your home and are in result not rated to supply your whole home which means they could start a wire in the walls
    5. The wire also isn't usually rated to power your entire home so it could catch on fire first but that is your least concern with this
    6. Backfeeding is probably illegal where you live

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser Před 2 lety

      Um. No. It just complets the circuit

    • @blanana_m
      @blanana_m Před 2 lety

      @@CheeseMiser what do you mean?

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser Před 2 lety

      @@blanana_m if nothing is drawing electricy, then there isnt load on the wire, so plugging the end back into the outlet just lets it flow freely

    • @blanana_m
      @blanana_m Před 2 lety

      @@CheeseMiser Why would you plug a generator into your house wireing unless you wanted to backfeed your home during an outage? I don't mean plugging an Outlet into an Outlet from the same net

    • @blanana_m
      @blanana_m Před 2 lety

      @@CheeseMiser Did you even read my points? I clearly said Backfeeding your home from a generator through a regular outlet

  • @ghostcrime6098
    @ghostcrime6098 Před 2 lety

    Good job and getting a video out so quick, I'm impressed, congrats

  • @impagain
    @impagain Před 2 lety

    So excited to have a bonus Oz video before you take another 3 month break! Love your stuff so much dude, hoping the best for you!

  • @blueblood2268
    @blueblood2268 Před 2 lety +3

    I work in an electric store AND YES OH MY GOD GIVE ME THAT SIGN!
    The amount of times people want a regular outlet plug in that goes into an dryer or washer plug is crazy!
    I have given up on explaining how absolutely stupid that is because they always say "I found it online somewhere"

  • @TheFlamingDraco
    @TheFlamingDraco Před 2 lety +7

    4:30 Ah yes, the Cuttlefish. That's definitely not a cephalopod or anything. Then again it's really stupid that it has fish in the name so I guess it's whoever named it who's at fault.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Před 2 lety +2

    Mini Oz, if you're reading this, I found a minor flaw in your disproval of Geoff's Firmament Theory: maybe the dome, if there is one, is larger than you think he thinks it is. If so, then the satellites could be inside the dome, and would therefore be able to communicate with the bird drones.

  • @BensSaLtY
    @BensSaLtY Před rokem +3

    1:30 This causes me unimaginable pain. I was doing a truth or dare game a long time ago and I had the opportunity to kiss my crush. I ran away.

    • @captainhuggyface6731
      @captainhuggyface6731 Před 3 měsíci

      fuck dude, i am the most awkward person but my girlfriend still loves me even if i constantly slip up and embarrass myself but you would not believe how many times stuff like that has happened to me, it also gives me great pain

  • @seanakinskywalker2619
    @seanakinskywalker2619 Před 2 lety +57

    Geez oz getting ahead of schedule aren't we? Good on you.

  • @luvondarox
    @luvondarox Před 2 lety +27

    Catching me off guard with these back-to-back episodes, my dude. Welcome back to the chaos. 😁

  • @AoiLucine
    @AoiLucine Před 2 lety

    You did this in 5 days? Awesome! I really enjoyed it ;w; thanks for being here Oz, I always look forward to your content.

  • @artandstuffproductions3640

    What a lovely birthday gift! An OZ Media video!

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Před 2 lety +5

    9:44 Honestly I was just expecting people to be spamming "poop".

  • @wxkeuphttps
    @wxkeuphttps Před 2 lety +8

    bruh moment amirite

  • @ironcaptainurrienpelles6964

    3:35
    Cod, Oz

  • @milk_Dough
    @milk_Dough Před rokem +1

    oz has the perfect voice for doin' these. and i'm so happy to see you're coming back! hope everything is goin well for you.

  • @rans0mware
    @rans0mware Před 2 lety +7

    11:20 Nothing could have prepared me for what she wrote..worst part is I was eating a pizza and that bish says she is putting her blood into her boyfriend's food..May god have mercy on her soul cuz I know I wouldn't if I ever met her

    • @GreenEyedPsycho
      @GreenEyedPsycho Před 2 lety +1

      And this is why they let you skip parts of video

  • @swimmernick
    @swimmernick Před 2 lety +8

    11:51 .... I know where this is going... Do I unpause? I just had a meal and if I get nauseous, I'll probably puke...

    • @IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings
      @IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings Před 2 lety +2

      It's like a car crash, it's terrible and awful, but I can't help but stand by and let it take its course as I watch on with inexplicable horror.

  • @ShadowEvertide
    @ShadowEvertide Před 2 lety

    What a treat! Another episode so quickly!

  • @nedacreppir9070
    @nedacreppir9070 Před 2 lety

    Feels good to have you back man.

  • @johannesviljoen9656
    @johannesviljoen9656 Před 2 lety +5

    10:35 those exist. They are illegal because they are dangerous... because they are used to power your house with a generator when the power goes out, which endangers powerline workers and can cause fires n stuff. Source: Some youtube video i watched a while ago

  • @squiffi9173
    @squiffi9173 Před 2 lety +12

    It’s great to hear this man’s voice again on a more regular basis

  • @GrayBeans
    @GrayBeans Před 2 lety

    Good to see you are back Oz, I love seeing your content! It always puts a smile on my face you are so fricken wholesome.

  • @nobraincells2716
    @nobraincells2716 Před 2 lety +2

    Let me just say that this bullsh*t is the entire reason I never leave my house.

  • @enel-eating
    @enel-eating Před 2 lety +49

    Finally, the funny man has remembered that regularly uploading is good