r/Pettyrevenge Act Rude? I'll Expose You as a Cheater!
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0:00 Intro
0:07 Seller wastes our time so we made him pay
1:21 You smash a treat I smash your treat
2:13 Smashed baguette
3:28 Ruined my awful bosses marriage
6:47 Housekeeper discovers a cheater
9:11 Buying a house for a bargain
12:35 Bike lock and bolt cutters
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Heh, the little “that was R/AmITheButthole?” At the very end had me questioning myself for a sec.
I was looking for this comment lol oops. I mean, dude does 365-366 videos a year, I sometimes mess up the intros of my videos whenever I start a new series for at least a week.
I thought the same
I didn't even notice that, lol
Noticed that to made me chuckle as the last story fit lol
I'm glad I'm not crazy
“They always manage to puke on the only carpeted area”
Welcome to the life of a cat owner
Can confirm, my cat is almost 9 years old at this point. He's puked everywhere on where it's hard to clean. Thanks little guy!
@@trafficracer124 Don't forget only shed fur where it will be the hardest to clean up.
Actually, my own cat is pretty good about NOT puking on the carpeted area. Not that she pukes very often.
@@SeanBZA with my horrible memory I'm probably gonna forget
Yup. Once my cat accidentally missed the carpet and he was so bummed that he went to another room and used the rug. Such a bastard.
Honestly, no mercy for cheaters. Either if it is a boss or a bachelor party
I can never understand why anyone ever thinks they're in the wrong for exposing cheaters.
I thought a bachelor party was for cheating since that's the last time you can have sex with another girl befor you get hitched.
@@goazer2 ¹~a¹
The only time i'll ever look the other way is if i'm being physically threatened (my life is not worth it, sorry), or paid to keep my mouth shut. In this economy, i'll take whatever I can get
@@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness I'd take the money and then expose them anyway.
The baguette story reminds me of a time when I was buying groceries and the cashier bagged a carton of eggs on the bottom of the bag and them proceeded to place several cans of tomatoes on top. I stopped her, pointed out what she had done. She insisted that it was fine since she thought the egg cartons were very sturdy. I let her know that there was no way I would pay for this and she needed to unbag them. I then opened the carton and found several of the eggs were already broken. Maybe if the cashier was a young teenager, I could understand this but she was middle aged. How does someone reach their forties and not know that eggs are fragile?
The eggs may not have been the only fragile thing in this story.
My god, this was literally a plot point in an early episode of "The Suite Life of Zach and Cody", a Disney children's show how you DON'T bag eggs at the bottom of the bag.
Eggs are actually capable of holding a lot of weight. If the tomato cans are gently placed on top of the carton and stacked neatly the eggs will be fine. Granted how much weight a carton of eggs can hold is dependent on how many eggs are in the carton so the weight is evenly spread.
When I was a young 17yr old bagger, I used to enjoy messing with older customers by pretending to be a dumb blond. I'd get a puzzled look on my face while holding their gallon of milk, look at the cashier, and ask, "Sooo, eggs on the bottom milk on the top, right?" before pretending to smash their eggs in a separate paper bag.
The sheer panic on some of their faces made the $4.50/hr bullshit job somewhat tolerable.
Tell me you made a complaint and got a new box of eggs?
I spent 6 years as a bagger.
All these grocery store stories, especially the baguette story, genuinely hurt my soul.
I got to Aldi’s, it’s one of the few stores where you bag your own items and groceries.
I find this really relaxing when I bag my groceries, and it almost feels like a kind of puzzle game to me.
Basically like a Tetris game, but with groceries and items!
I was a professional baker and the baguette story made me screech "No!" as well. And the little twit was proud of what she'd done.
So I guess this is going to hurt your soul. Back when I worked retail I absolutely hated working registers, this lady came through my line starting badgering me with lots of words of "encouragement", mostly incompetent, lazy and slow. Normally when you pack a bag you put the heavy stuff on bottom and lighter stuff on top like a loaf of bread, well I decided to go with incompetent. I put the bread on the bottom and the heavy ass cans on top. F that lady. Also she paid with a check so when I had to fill out the check with her dl # I put her purse with her credit cards over the demagnetizer. This was before the register did it for you.
@@drwboy07 pain-peko
Most satisfying thing in the world is cutting a lock on a thing that is not supposed to be locked
My old high school locked the tampon and pad dispenser, and we had to pay for them. I had a really flexible arm (I got a lot of stuff unstuck from vending machines) so anytime I was asked, I would reach inside the mechanism and pop it open. So, it broke, and we didn't have to pay for them. Anytime they fixed it, I'd just break it again. They tried all kinds of preventative latches- plastic, rubber bands, metal latches- all broken. Suck it, homophobic/transphobic/xenophobic/racist administration!
@@the_great_mammon slayyyyyy
Bingpot!
You're wrong. The best thing is locking something that's meant to be locked
@@emzraven666 fair
*Fourth and Fifth OPs:* If you're going to have an affair, don't make things harder for the person cleaning up after you. They might be petty.
Also, don't have an affair.
Boss: **Fires OP**
OP: **Outs Boss as a cheater**
Boss: **Internal Screaming**
Was I supposed to think of Abridged Trunks' internal screaming here?
Bulma: *Calls Trunks cute.*
Trunks: *Makes a comment about his mother.*
Bulma: *Makes a mother-themed flirt.*
Trunks: *Internal screaming.*
When I buy a baguette, I always fold it in half to fit into my bag. But I realize that it's just me, I wouldn't fold someone else's. But in my country we don't even have baggers at grocery stores. Everyone bags their own stuff. Would feel weird to have someone else do it for me.
As a French person I'd like to inform you that you are under arrest for committing a horrific hate crime
That is sacrilege omfg
here either the cashier bags the items or you do it your self at a self serve checkout.
In the Netherlands, you cab request the baker/bakery station to cut the baguette in half. And sometimes we have slices baguette, just sliced pieces of le bread lol
I've only been to two countries that have baggers (USA and South Africa).
There was a similar locker situation at my old job: we had lockers outside of security for things like your phone and keys (can’t/won’t bring them in the building or leave them in their car). There were four shifts and a lot of employees though so people would claim a locker and leave their lock on it when they left so no one else could use it, despite signs telling you not to do that. This obviously left fewer lockers available for the other shifts. Eventually the security guards went through and cut all the locks off on a day we only ran two shifts and people LOST THEIR MINDS when their precious locker wasn’t reserved anymore
Sounds like they could have done with having the sorts of locks that are often used on supermarket “trolley” lockers where i live, where there is a key lock built into the door, but in order to lock it, you have to insert a coin into a slot on the inside of the door, and when you open the door, the coin is returned to you, and the key then cannot be removed until you insert another coin and lock it
That's the system my towns swimming pool uses...
I don't blame the OPs exposing the cheaters. The cheaters should've stayed faithful ANNNNND they shouldn't have messed with the OPs. No mercy for the cheaters.
Moral of story 5: Don't trash hotel rooms. Because the housekeeper CAN and WILL find dirt on you!
Finding dirt IS their job, after all.
@@hephsmith3738 *comedy drum sound effects*
I hate leaving a mess for others to clean up, but after a while I realized that, by making the bed in a hotel room, I was actually creating _more_ work for the housekeeper than by just leaving it unmade because they have to take it all apart to remake it.
Both my cousins works in the hospitality industry and my cousin said the best thing to do is to take the sheets off the bed and any used towels or washcloths and roll them in a ball and put them near the door. Roll the main blankets over the foot of the bed and as far as the trash either leave it alone or put it on the bathroom sink in the bag. And if you leave a tip leave it near the bathroom sink.
I’m a little messy but I would be absolutely mortified if I saw something like that.
I think the hoarders who were selling their house have a serious misconception on what real estate agents do since they expected them to clean the house for them and didn't want any advice from them on how to sell the house.
Also, they seemed to not realize that their hoard was a problem. I have to think they must assume other people live like that. I'm guessing they probably don't get out and talk to people that much.
I don't know what country those dorks live in (certainly not mine), but I just wanted to let you know that in several countries it is a common practice for real estate agencies to also provide cleaning and prep services. Like, in my country its normal for people who enlist an agency to expect them to clean and prep the house (assuming current owners don't live in it, obviously).
@@wakaitsu Thank you for that info. Idk they did that. I know you can get them to do staging for an extra fee but I can't imagine them cleaning a hoard unless the commission was really big.
Also, I was thinking aren't hoarders usually protective of their hoard and not want others to clean it for them?? The only thing I can think of was maybe they lived with a relative that hoarded and they passed away so they decided move and leave it behind.
Something that struck me was after the initial offer was made to quote the agent the hoarders were going to "pray about it". I have no problem with prayer but I do have a problem with pious asses trying to establish moral superiority.
@@glennrishton5679 Yeah, I thought that was odd too.
My brother just recently sold a house and was surprised by how much the agency did to prep the house, they had cleaners come in and everything. However, he wasn't living in the home and was by no means a hoarder. In the US a lot of agencies will do simple cleaning and prep so they get more from the sale.
The last story really had me laughing out loud hard, good for OP. He just needs to hide his raging justice boner better in public.
I wish he had taken some Saturday afternoon and then Monday morning video. It would have been awesome to watch.
I can just imagine them evil triumph laughing as they cut the locks.
Omg, that last stry was the definition of petty revenge, lol. That one wasn't just a story, it was an example to be followed.
I need to remember not to drink or eat anything while listening to these stories. Almost spit out my tea at the "meat packer" quip.
You did not just have "the meat packer" chambered in the gun for that joke 🤣
You’re the most consistent youtuber
Down to the exact time as well mostly, quite impressive
Probably sets it so it uploads automatically
@@Beeboyjack yes, but he makes all of the videos
true it is very comforting
he says he uploads Everyday and he has has
rSlash: That was r/AmIthebutthole.
Me: What? I thought it was petty revenge.
Lmaoooo I had to go back twice just to hear that
A few months ago I was looking at properties and it’s actually astonishing how entitled some sellers are . You always expect the buyers to be the issue ( and tbh in my experience 60% of buyers do take the piss making ridiculous demands on a place they don’t even own yet ! ) but you expect most sellers to just want to sell their home . I wanted to look at a property that was grade 2 listed . For those that don’t know it basically means the building has historical features and renovations can only be done using the same methods and materials of the time period it was built . As long as renovations are minor you can own a lovely piece of history , but major renovations can land you in a money pit that you will never get out of . I’ve always wanted to own a proper old fashioned house but as the pictures only showed the front of the property I called the agent to find out just HOW bad it was . Short answer … it was bad . I later found pics of the inside , ceilings missing , walls damaged , no floor etc . But the worst part was the seller . The agent clearly did not like him and decided to have a nice little bitch session with me . Turns out the property has a small building attached that IS renovated , running water etc that someone who did want to restore the house could live in whilst working on it . Except the seller expected the buyer to pay another 50 grand for the privilege of owning this small shed type attachment . If you didn’t want to pay extra he would board up the back door , stop water and heat to the house and was also expecting to keep the pavement part of the garden . Essentially he was holding the heating and water hostage to force buyers into paying more . The agent also told me that the seller was threatening that if he didn’t get his way he would continue to live in the shed thing essentially as your very VERY close neighbour . Later on I ended up viewing another house through this agent and asked for an update because I’m all about the drama . The seller had now decided even if someone WAS to pay the extra he was now never going to sell the shed building so you would have him living on your property whether you liked it or not ! The last time I saw the house on the market the price had dropped by 80 grand and after a longer amount of time I checked again out of curiosity and it’s gone . I don’t think he sold it , the agent was very honest telling me how fed up they were with this guy and that house , how they were loosing money on the sale because he was insisting on holding parts of the property hostage, and they were gonna cut him loose and cut their losses . It’s a real shame because in the right hands that house could be a beautiful period property.
I just have to say that that kind of arrangement just sounds illegal. Like, I don't know if it actually is, but I would assume that you cannot control the water/heating of other people's properties unless you are their landlord (which it sounds like that wasn't the case with this story), and even then they are not able to just refuse water/heating without justifiable reason. I would be very interested if the seller was actually breaking any laws because that sounded like a clear cut scam.
Actually, now that I think about it, any idea what the utility bill situtation would have been if someone bought the house and not the shed? If the seller could cut off access to the water/heat but the buyer would still pay for it then that is more than likely some kind of theft.
@@aaronmccullers384 that’s the first thing I asked them when they told me lol the way the water / heating was set up makes it not illegal apparently as it was specified that the buyer would need to get their own connection the main water source ( not sure if that’s the term ) and heating etc . the one thing that did border on being illegal is actually the back door . I spoke to the agent regarding this and he was very honest in saying they were looking into the legality of the seller locking up the back door as apparently there’s some law that says there needs to be at least two exit points to a building in case of fire . The seller was basically only allowing the front door as an entrance and an exit point . I honestly felt for the agent when I spoke to him he just seemed so done with the whole situation
@@Sky-ps9ev Interesting and good to know. Ironically, the seller might have gotten a decent deal if they tried to go through one of those house flipping TV shows as a historic building being completely renovated sounds like something that you would see on such shows. Unfortunately for the seller, they were not smart enough to try that, if they were then they would have actually made an offer that people would be willing to pay.
At the end you said "That was r/Am I the A-hole" when its pettyrevenge🤣Loved it♥
I've worked as a cashier on and off at different markets from my teens to my twenties, and every time I got a baguette in the customer's order, I'd take a fresh, clean plastic shopping bag and tied it over the exposed end of the baguette, to keep it protected from getting dirty because of how high it stands out of the grocery bag.
But to FOLD it?! That cashier has GOT to be a female Kevin. Lol!
The Boss and V story, I wanna know what the outcome was after OP told Boss’ Wife what her husband and V were doing!
I have insomnia and I have been binging your videos all night. It's now morning and I'm still listening to them. I love them because they're not overly stimulating and I can just turn it on without having to look at my screen. I can also listen to them while I play Animal Crossing. 😂
I was the 175th viewer to this video, i'd just like to say this, Rslash, i have watched every single video of urs expect a few tifu / malicous compliance, I've been watching you since around 300-500K subscribers, I really appriciate ur work, Thank you for just being here
I cant remember what he was at around February 2019 but that was when I got into his vids, been watching ever since as part of my morning routine
I don’t know the numbers but I think I’ve been here since 2017 🤔 Edit: I went to check - it was Feburary 2019 that I joined - I was confusing this with another reddit channel. ma bad. you may flame away :'D
@@darko-man8549 Bff he hasn’t had his channel that long
No I was the 175th viewer
@@darko-man8549 did you lie just to show that you have been here longer
I was so sad this morning when I went to start putting away my laundry and there wasn't a new video.
Now I only have towels to put away.
Better believe I'm listening to you while putting away that shizz!
Thank you, Dabney! Love your content!
I haven't even watched your video yet but I love your new channel! you're very funny and I feel like why I watch your reddit posts over others is because I enjoy your commentairies and character voices(also partially your voice because since I've been watching you for so long it seems weird to hear other people's voice) , which i get a lot of on your other channel :)
I've been watching since early 2020 and I gotta say, getting home and watching this guy's videos while sipping a nice drink is pretty good. Keep up the amazing work dude.
Good morning! Who else frantically refreshes their page just waiting for the next video!? 😅
From TV tropes page for "standard Urban Groceries"
"A single brown paper bag... from which protrudes a baguette (loaf of French bread) and the greens of a bunch of carrots or celery; neither of these will be separately wrapped or packaged."
Regarding the baguette: I have no idea where the OP lives, but in my area there are two large, independent chains which offer low-complexity jobs like baggers and cart wranglers to adults with learning disabilities and similar issues. These people are often very nice and try to be helpful, but they simply don't see the world the way the rest of us do. If their job is to put things in bags, they find ways to put things in bags.
The baguette story is one of the reasons i'm happy we don't have baggers in germany. I like to bag my items the way i want to so they arrive home in the condition they should.
Omg rslash... that "meat packer" joke was GOD TEIR
My petty revenge moment was using clear hot sauce when someone kept stealing mine... Mixes in real well
I always listen to your videos while cleaning 😌 makes the whole experience way better
Its funny cuz scrubby told the house buying story as well i love it
I KNOW that bagger got the berating of a lifetime. As a former courtesy clerk, one of the major things taught in training is how to bag groceries, and folding bakery fresh bread is a major NO.
And no one should feel bad for exposing douche bag partners. Just my opinion.
As the saying goes, "Kind goes a long way" but "revenge is best served cold". Enjoyed the stories, you made my day. 😆😆😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
At my old job we had lockers in the break room but they were for everyone, you couldn't just keep one. But no one followed that rule. People would leave locks on the lockers for days. One time I put my bag in one, went to work and came to get my bag after my shift to go home and someone had put a lock on it. I had to get my boss to bring out some tool to cut it off.
7:30 this reminds me of my work. I work as floor staff at a night club so I have to clean the floor if someone throws up. They always manage to throw up in the most high traffic or hard to clean areas. Not in a bin or on a drain but on the stairs to the toilets or the centre of the dance floor. If it is outside its not near the edge or drain so I can just wash it away its right in the middle where people will still walk through despite me clearly trying to clean.
And yet he was never caught cutting the locks and now that's his new addiction it sounds like he really enjoyed it
This is the earliest I've been to an r/slash video!
Man, I knew the whole “we’ll pray for you” was weaponized, but I’ve never heard of it being weaponized like THAT 😂
My god I love your content and it lets me know that I'm not the only person that dealt with all this bs for so many years. You're awesome and I love your content, and I have adhd and you have a very comforting voice for me. So keep it up, I love it!
i was doing my french homework while i listened to the smashed baguette story. i feel like i've just tortured my french book
I think I may have been watching your videos every single day for like four years now that seems like such a crazy amount of time but no I really think it’s four years every single morning. I wonder how many other people start their day with you
bro, if he didnt say "thanks for the beer" after dropping that bombshell, just to rub it in...
As someone who doesn't own a car anymore and has to take the bicycle everywhere, I find it infuriating enough when people park their bikes on bike racks in awful manners. But I doubt that the communal services where I live would tolerate people "reserving" bike lockers if we had those, and would likely be on regular patrols to not only cut the locks off, but probably also fine the people doing it if they got caught, similar to parking wardens.
Man that baguette story had me rolling lol!
Dabney and Nathan thank you for another daily rslash video.
"Attack of the Hollywood Cliches" pointed out the exact same thing as Dabney did about baguettes and leafy greens being the stereotypical "groceries" in movies/tv. LOL
Hotel room story, good story but I can never ever ever recall leaving an emergency contact when I check into a hotel. I could see that maybe if it was some type of membership or rewards club but… Idk? 😏
Tbh in my eyes, outing cheaters is never a bad thing..
Beig a tatletale doesnt overpass the level of scummyness of being a cheater.
I work in retail grocery. Our policy for long breads like baguettes and French loaf is to leave them out. If the customer then bags it, that's fine by us.
Man who thought smashing Swish rolls would be so petty
I has a customer once who didn't want her bread to hang out the bag because it would smush it so she smushed it together to lay down flat in the bag.
Video: “s” r/pettyrevenge”
Rslash: “that was r/amithebutthole!”
Every time you see a cartoon of someone coming out of a grocery shop, there's a baguette sticking out of one of the bags; I think it's a legal requirement.
I both love and hate stories like the housekeeper's because you know the fall out of the dominos they have place will be spectacular but you don't usually get the full conclusion of the other side of the story! Unless there is a r/relationship post out there saying "I cheated on my girlfriend on my birthday weekend and I don't know why she is so mad since It's my birthday!!!" or "Made a huge mess cheating on my girlfriend in a hotel room and they sent pics of other girls things to girlfriend what do I do!?"
Morning RSlash to start my day! Hope everyone has a great day today!!!
Last story's op, I salute you. Don't abuse public and necessary facilities for your own laziness / comfort.
My biggest flex is having followed this channel when he only had 5 videos up
In South Africa when you buy a fresh baguette they put it in a brown paper bag and then the part sticking out? ANOTHER PAPER BAG. Then they stick the two bags together with a price sticker and boom, completely covered baguette and no nasty stuff touching it
The one with the locker: all those locks can be sold as scraps for a pretty good price!
"that was r/amithebutthole"
wrong subreddit 😂 😂 😂 😂
You can easily remove a lock with a flathead screwdriver and a hammer. Or s cheap cordless drill.
I'm really good at losing keys or forgetting my combination
The guy in the last story should have waited nearby with a bunch of cheap locks, then sell them to the people that needed the locks at a much higher price. Would have been a great business opportunity.
Yasss just what I need before a few job interviews!!😌
Good luck for your interviews
Hope you get the job best for you 👍
Do you think he keeps the bolt cutters in his biking bag so he can just passively snip locks as he rides around for the day?
As an ex prostitute, I bet the only reason the clearly married guys never got caught, at least with me, is because I'd always strip down the room in the morning. Never been a house keeper, but my momma always said "imagine cleaning every room, every day, we do *this* because everyone needs a break, nomatter how small it is"
A perfect piece of bread like a banquet can no be folded or it’s ruined
Few minutes of lockpickinglawyer indicates that most locks are piss easy to rake and that's a hell of a lot more subtle than bolt cutters lol
the last one was literally I AM THE BATMAN OF BIKE LOCKERS
was that a lil Yugo bark I heard? I love it.
You know, in some countries you just have a proper thin and long paper bags specially made for baguettes so you're not left with half of it sticking out of the bag :p
Swiss-roll lady: Oh, I don't care.
If-it-were-me: Well, we do. You can either purchase the ones *you* damaged, or you can leave without anything and be banned from the store. One or the other, you choose.
oh no the multimillion dollar supermarket chain got their swiss rolls smushed, ohhh the humanity
Baguettes: a staple of nearly every generic cartoon grocery bag!
Third story...I used to manage a photolab in S.E. London that was part of a Pro lab ( same company but run separately ). I was told this little gem and I still can't believe anybody would do this.
So...a guy ( pro photographer ) came in and wanted a enlargement....said print is duly completed but there's a few dust marks on it ( not good ) so they had to redo it. All fair and good, and the guy asked if they could please deliver it. So the guy got home to find the print ( about a 16 x 20 inch ) waiting for him.
But there's another problem...the person who delivered it couldn't get a reply when they knocked at his door...so...they FOLDED it in half, flattened it...then shoved it through the letter box ! Cue one 'slightly' irate customer screaming down the phone !
The baguette one reminded me of a job I used to have where the owner ordered a 21' radio antenna. The truck that brought it only had 20' of room inside, so the driver bent it in half.
My boss did not accept the delivery. Somehow the driver couldn't figure out why.
For the bike locker story, OP should have set up a table in the station and sold locks with a 200% markup.
Love the little verbal typo at the end pretty funny
I thought it was only me!
I don't think I have ever been asked for an 'Emergency Contact' at a hotel. Is this something new?
The last time I bought groceries one of the bags had a 20oz bottle of pop, a jar of pickles and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. How they weren't all crushed, I'll never know.
Don't you hate it when a clueless bagger decides its a good idea to put a bottle of Magic Shell in the same bag as the ice-cream.
12:15 Auction Houses tend to take some where between 1.5% to 15% so that would be between $1,650 up to $16.500
Re: You smash a treat I smash your treat
The entitled lady shouldn't have acted up in the bodega. I'm kinda shocked that OP didn't force that lady to buy all the treats she ruined!
Re: Housekeeper discovers a cheater
No one should cheat. But if you are going to cheat, maybe don't piss off the people who are gonna clean up after you do the evil deed. That cheater had it coming!
That first story was a pretty sweet one. I feel like that’s totally something my dad would do.
I love watching rslash in the morning it's a great way to start the day
You only just woke up? Oh time zones lol
r/prorevenge: I made it look like he peed his pants at work hehe
r/petty revenge: I broke his leg, ruined his marriage and totaled his car
I am a baker I just cringed listening to a baguette story and felt really pissed off as a baker Getting up later tonight just to make bread for someone to fold in half at the checkouts
@8:31 I think I heard Yugo! Also good video as always
the last story though. you can make money on the steels of the chain locks by selling them for scraps lol
Lol bike buddy got to feel what it's like to be a maintenance guy
i was like "am i missing something" when he said r/AITA at the end
2:05 I swear I've heard this story before; I don't know if it was on this channel or somewhere else, though.
Last story OP pretty much did the work of the council for them. They should pay him.
6:35 LMFAO didnt expect that one
Literally never known a grocery store that packages its own meet 🧐
Seriously if you love this channel, I think you'll love his new channel.