r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Groped Me, so My Husband Punched Him
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0:00 Intro
0:10 Revenge served burnt
1:59 Dress code compliance
4:28 No new shoes, hope you like pink duct tape
7:30 Tell you're boss you're quitting
9:15 Pinch on the hip
10:25 Balloon animals
13:03 Balloon animals for adults
13:35 Hotel booked for just a meal
14:57 Hotel meeting room expenses
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
As the person who does the conference and sales room bookings for our local office, I wholeheartedly appreciate Jerry's problem solving. I have, on multiple occasions, kicked high level managers out of rooms that were already booked. I have also interrupted meeting where they had failed to book the room (even with no other meeting scheduled) to tell them they could either come to my desk and book the room or they could vacate the room. I think Jerry and I would get along just fine.
Crazy how they could have saved $5,000 dollars if they had their crap together! lol They really kicked people who booked the room out because it was their "usual" room? WTF? The room doesn't have your name on it till you book it! Morons...
My dad used to ask staff to “cook it to the legal minimum” He loves rare meat, so this story about “super well done meat” would kill him!
I love rare midrare stake that one hurt me also I feel that chef like watching such a perfect stake die like that 💔
I never ate "rare" beef meat, is it any good?
I'm the same way! If I stab it with a fork and can hear it faintly moo, it's a good steak.
I don't like rare meat, so I do ask to cook it to the legal maximum. This get's it somewhere between medium-rare and rare.
@@wargamesmaster if it's a good cut yes
Being a professional chef for many years my heart sunk when that woman said she wanted her steak done for 10mins in the salamander, I know how quickly those things kill food, always listen to your chefs especially when at nice restaurants because most of the time we know a lot more than customers think.
Steak anything over medium might as well be ash. I HATE people that eat their steak anything more than that. I always feel bad for you chefs that have to cook steaks like that.
@@timehunter9467 I've never had steak lmao
I love when people think they know more than the professional who does the service. It always turns out bad for the non professional. But a chef, who serves up deliciousness daily could tell me to eat beef right off the cow and I’d probably most likely listen and bite the cows ass. Lol.
True, but as a restauranteur, our job isn't to argue with the guest if they insist on getting a steak well done, we give them what they pay for. As a chef, you would know it's impossible to cook anything over med rare if you're cooking at 900° for 30 secs. Even med rare seems impossible. Cooking= heat+time. Extreme heat+ zero time means charred on the outside, raw on the inside. I like my steaks med rare, and I cringe to see such a high cut of meat cooked well done, but OP in story 1 is just wrong. The customer is paying well over $100 for that steak, cook it the way she requested.
@@daviddavidson3871 ??? you contridict yourself she didn't know what she was asking for but she should get what she is asking for
I had it one time working in a restaurant where a customer asked for an extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra well done steak. I had to call the waitress over to verify this. I tossed the steak onto the flame grill and covered it with a weight while I cooked the rest of the meal, flipping it once before the other dishes were done. When I finally took the steak off the flame it was just black and hard. I plated it along with the rest of the meals and sent it out. The waitress came back a few minutes later and told me that the customer called her over to tell her that this was the first time he had ever got his steak exactly how he liked it at a restaurant. While it made me feel good to cook a dish exactly how the customer wanted it, I really don't like cooking steak that burnt. Thankfully that was the only time I ever had to do that!
I have to eat my steak well done because of a medical problem but they don't have to be exactly like the customer in your story, just as long as it don't have any pink in the middle, so I'm glad you was nice to the customer and wasn't like the one in the story although I do think the customer in the story could have been nicer as well.
@@emizabethdavis1828 I think the chef in the story could have been more professional. Hopefully cooks don't give you hard time when you order steaks!
Sometimes they do but not all the time ☺️ I'm glad to know that they also are chefs like you out there.
See, that made you a better cook than the ah in the first story by a mile.
My father used to eat his steak like that . Consequently so did we as kids . We didn't eat much meat cos if it didn't have charcoal on it it wasn't done yet . 😅 I eventually managed to teach him to appreciate a nice juicy perfectly cooked steak . I just had to marinade everything . The marinade was suitably burned but the steak was perfect medium rare , so sorf and juicy . It took a while but we can now enjoy a piece of perfectly done tender and juicy meat together. 😆
The story of the past time kindergarden teacher was sweet. Reminded me of my grandma amd grandpa.
My grandma started to work as a saleswoman for a big cosmetic company and quickly rose up in ranks, soon earning more money than her husband. He told her she had to quit because he was the "bread earner" and she was too busy working to provide care for him.
So... she took a hiatus, went to his company and inscribed him in an advanced training course for master varnisher/painter. Then she sat him down and basically pushed him through the lections and exams, learned all there was to know herself and repeated for him in easier way.
When he finally passed the master/foreman exam she picked up her work at the cosmetic company since he now earned more than her again plus felt that he didn't need that much of "care" from her anyway.
They stayed wed for 65 years and I think they loved each other, but clearly she was the brains and engine of the family.
Now there's two mottos: Don't mess with the IT guy, and don't sexually harass a military spouse.
I also worked in a callcenter once. I wore leggings and sweatshirts everyday and never got a complaint about it, thank god. Dress codes can be so disgusting
I worked in a call center too and we were required to dress business (casual) or professionally. I couldn't wear sweatpants or tennis shoes 🥺. So glad that I'm out
I also worked in a call center and we were required to dress business professional, men in suits and ties and women in skirts and hose. Once every month or so, we were allowed a casual Friday. We were not customer facing, but new clients looking to outsource calls might come through.
It sucked.
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*Fourth OP:* Shoutout to OP's mom; I would've done the same thing. Condolences to her family.
*Fifth OP:* I don't know why OP's agency banned him; he was only adjusting his service to match the target audience 😛
I'll pay $26 for a balloon stripper
I thought it was the restaurant that banned OP from the site 🤔
@@Nyax50Lopez No lie that sounded so elaborate that I'd absolutely throw down that much, especially if I was drunk.
@@matthewhearn9910 I'm not allowed to drink due to health conditions I'm in but fr fr. We need more adult clown balloon dudes.
I heard the intro and had a brief moment of “oh god, they have a story about my mom.” Fortunately my mom is also a farm girl at heart and def. would never be at a restaurant fancy enough serving wagyu steak. Safe for today, lol.
I literally do this all the time lmao
_"what if.. WHAT IF THAT'S [insert random family member I haven't even seen in 8 years]?!?!?"_
Same
Lol :D
@@eksboks148 I think the same thing. I have never put anything on reddit but one of these days I'm gonna share some stories and my family members would definitely recognize it as them if they ended up hearing it and since my son listens to Rslash Im sure it would get back to them but I'm still gonna do it at some point. I just haven't decided when.
I have to do it especially since one of my cousins once said to me that we didn't need to air out our family's dirty laundry when I once did a post on FB ( where only certain friends could see) and it was asking for advice in reguards to my ex and my son but I kept the details to a minimum. She hasn't talked to me in years because of that and it had nothing to do with her.
I’ve don’t think I’ve ever been in a restaurant that served wagyu. Maybe now my then splurge restaurant might. But the last time I went was 4+ years ago. My brother bought a wagyu bull a couple years ago. It took a few years to fatten it up even after castration. The T bones were quite tasty. I’m not sure if the hype was worth it though.
My cousin is in the military. She met her ex-husband that way. He turned out to be an evil creep. He is now sitting in jail for the next 25 years. He was caught by Australia's version of the FBI. They live in Oklahoma.
My cousin made damn sure EVERYONE knew what he did. Then she and her daughter moved to the other end of the state so her daughter's classmates couldn't bully her for what her dad did.
What did he do?
I think Australia's version of "Dateline" might of been involved or something close. That's the way it sounds to me.
Did I misunderstand something? Why was Australia's FBI in Oklahoma?
@@wta1518 they were the first to find what he had. They contacted our (USA) FBI
@@ismae-rienne4991 ah, this is CP related, at a guess.
rule 1 of living in society: do NOT piss off the people who handle your food.
wait is it ok for a manager to say someone ''isnt dressed like a woman'' i feel like that's some sort of sexism
It was a different time I think. Think it said in the beginning that it was from the 90s?
the manager was a woman as well
@@MrPeter1337 Doesn't mean she can't technically descriminate against another woman
oh it’s definitely misogyny
@@doodlefawn4742 No no, it only works one way... same as racisms
I can already tell this will be a fun video, food service AND bad bosses in a malicious compliance video?? A dream come true!
The “unicorn hat” must have had all the adults in tears!
i LMAOD so hard x
My mom is super paranoid that we will get a disease from rare meat and wouldn't let me eat anything but well done steak. I was 17 when I tried a medium rare steak and I was so scared I was going to get sick. It was the best steak I've ever had and now I only eat steak medium rare. My mom still gets upset when I eat it but I don't care. I'll never eat shoe leather again!
But you only get sick if you eat rare white meat (chicken, pork etc) due to salmonella. Red meat such as steak and beef is perfectly fine to eat rare
@@rhijones382 try telling my mom that. She had convinced me that if i ate even one piece of undercooked steak I was gonna die lol.
They are some people who can't eat steak unless it is completely cooked for example if I try to eat steak that just has a little bit of pink in it then I can get very sick but that's due to a medical problem that I had were my stomach was burnt from the inside and it also destroyed my immune system so I have to eat my steak well done but with that being said not everybody has to do that just a few people so maybe your mom heard that some people get sick when they don't eat well done steak and assumed that nobody can eat medium well steak but I don't know that is just a guess.
@@rhijones382 Eating meat rare, even steak, puts you at a much higher likelihood of catching a food-borne illness, including salmonella. It might not be likely with steak, but it's not all that unlikely either, especially if it's not incredibly fresh or packaged/prepared perfectly. Calling it "perfectly fine" is just stupid and misleading because you make it sound like there's 0 risk. Medium-rare is safer by miles.
@@firesong7825 my mother worked as a butcher I think Ik what I'm saying 🤟🏻
Rslash should do a "business training series" with only business stories for companies to train supervisors, HR and managers to avoid these situations
Second story: glad OP doesn't work there but surely she could've gone to HR and beyond to report her manager and her Co worker. Clearly sexual relationships are taboo with Co workers, unless you're already in a relationship or married. Plus pretty sure the guy could be reported for sexual harassment
Honestly it could even get the manager fired due to the power dynamic.
While unprofessional, not all companies have rules against relationships. The manager was definitely harassing OP as was that other employee, so they should've complained. Honestly if I were them I'd walk around with some recording device on me for a few days before making the complaint
@@limiv5272 ik not all places do. Ik where I am they can't be at the same store
Regarding the story with the balloons, I've got to say, what he did must've taken a lot of skill. I've never heard of balloon strippers. Kudos! 🤣
ikr? With skills like that, they should'a been hired full-time at a bar or smth. Too few adults get to enjoy balloon art nowadays.
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 He should work at a frat house party that will get him a pretty penny or the birthday of 21 year olds that would be a good side hussle along with bars lets be honest they would love them.
giving the kid the dong hat and tell him it was a unicorn hat was brilliant lol
Too bad the manager at the one bar was uptight. OP might have ended up making more money there than at a kids place.
I love a good steak as much as anyone, I even enjoy my steak blue rare. But there's no way in hell I'm paying more than 100 bucks for a steak. I don't care if the flavor causes an orgasm and cures cancer.
@Tina Tigress I made it, and Thank you!
the funny thing is... you dont make wagyu rare, medium rare-medium is the best so the fat has time to render in
the lady in that story wasnt totally crazy
Well maybe if it cures cancer... I mean a cheap cure for an otherwise very expensive disease would definitely prompt me to eat it if I got sick.
As always, when you want companies to stop being lazy/cheap or honor their policies/contracts, hurt them where they feel it - in their wallets.
I have to say that the solution the OP used in the "no new shoes" story was FABULOUS!
In the third story where they said you just needed to look professional, I would've been like well they didn't say for what profession, so I'd walk in as a professional chef, race car driver, etc
'gotta look proffessional', 'okay i'll be dressed as professional plumber'
@@alyssavanderklift9296 Buttcrack showing and all
... professional Elvis impersonator...
@@kdarkwynde I love that profession its the best!!
Malicious compliance stories involving food and drinks being prepared to the exact, often times very odd, frowned upon and likely disgusting specifications are my absolute favorite.
The snobbery involved with steak and how people like to eat it is largely the reason why I don't eat it.
You're missing out. You can avoid the snobbery and enjoy a good cut of meat. There are a lot of places that sell good steaks that aren't Wagyu.
Yeah, it is ridiculous. Like, if you can't cook the meat without it being rare in anyway, you are not a very good cook.
Yeah, this. For the same reason, I don't drink wine.
100%. I have sensory issues, and raw/rare meats are a big trigger. I refuse to eat steak I haven't cooked myself because too many cooks have hero complexes and feel like they should dictate how others enjoy food, instead of respecting requests to cook it more. If you can't do then to different doneness and still make them mouth wateringly good, you're the fuck up, not the customer.
My great grandma was pissed that when she got married she had to choose between a paycut and unemployment so she became a bus conductor instead
Paycut? because she got married?? These stories make me want to stab someone
I think that a facecam is a bad idea, we need a 24 hour puppy cam!
OH YES!
sounds like the perfect steak. Whenever I'm asked rare medium or well at a restaurant about meat, I say 'burn it' , and judging from the looks this request usually receives, I'm assuming that this is a bigger dining faux pas than chewing with your mouth open
Anything cooked past medium is burnt and disgusting
At least you're upfront about what you want i guess
I'm glad the steak story turned out like it did, usually it's something about how a customer wants to taste meat instead of blood and people in the comment section start weeping about how a steak's "ruined" if it's not served directly cut from a living cow and twitching on the plate. But screw this lady, enjoy eating your steak with a spoon.
Yeah, I'd have been on her side if A) she'd said something like "I want it more well done" and B) she hadn't been rude about it. Food snobs can go kick sand, but this Karen got what she asked for.
With the grandparents story, I imagined that the doctor ringing the doorbell and just immediately getting punched in the face. Without a hello or anything.
Every time a Karen orders a filet mignon or Wagyu we’ll done; a chef season your food with the salt of their shed tears.
Not a karen, i was just clueless. 1st time i ate filet mignon farci, i had no idea it was suposed to be, or at least look, so raw, so i called the waiter over and asked for it to be well done. Only later when talking with a familly member i was made aware of how it is suposed to look like. TBF, i grew up poor as sh*t and only came into money in my mid 20s so all this "luxurious" stuff are still odd to me. My wife has a field day whenever we go to a fancy restaurant as she has to explain, for the 100th time, what glass and cutlery im suposed to use hehe.
Or they could just do their jobs? The woman was definitely a karen, but so many chefs are just assholes because people like theur food a different way than them, and its fucking stupid.
"People are braver than me."
Not really. Like most idiots who get away with their inappropriate actions, they are just unaware of the consequences.
I can hear Wagyu lovers crying.
I'm not one. Been wanting to try it.
It's amazing. Frankly a 5 isn't so good, and I've found nicer standard steaks. I prefer a 9 or so, 8 if 9s aren't available. And I find that the melty texture of the meat comes out better when it's cooked to Medium. I usually have my stead MR, but that doesn't permit all that lovely marbling to do its magic. Don't bother with a sauce, just enjoy the steak flavor as is. If you get a good piece it's divine and you'll never eat regular steak again. My husband and I used to have steak every week , but now we have Wagyu very seldom, and we're sure to have steaks that are a bit smaller than usual so the treat remains a treat and isn't too much to eat at once.
i have salamander horror stories. im a waitress in a restaurant at an old folks home. the amount of times ive seen bowls of french onion soup burnt to a crisp (yes the bowl too) is ludicrous. our chefs like to forget them in there. usually they just keep the door open and put the bowl on a tray halfway in. i've also seen them fall out and burn people. i wish our head chef would just keep that off the menu...
I never understand people who blame their partner's lovers for their partner being disloyal. A boyfriend fighting his girlfriend's side man because the girlfriend went out with him, or a girlfriend harassing another woman because her boyfriend was flirty towards her. Take that sh*t up with your supposed partner, not the person they're "cheating" on you with. And it's even more egregious when managers abuse their power to bully workers for things like this
The side piece is just as bad, but only if they know the person they're messing with is still attached. Sometimes they're the ones who start it. But I won't blame someone who was lied to the same way as the 'main' partner.
I don't even know what R/ this would go in, so for any who read this, enjoy!
My mother worked in a really big truck factory back in her 20s and usually worked on the assembly line, putting together massive truck parts at high speeds. But on one of the off-days when she wasn't on the assembly line, she and the other women were tasked with cleaning out this industrial paint drum. If I recall, it was where they mixed and sprayed paints on engine parts or some such. As soon as they started scrubbing the floor and walls, a super fine cloud of paint dust filled the drum and all the women started coughing. She called for a halt and told everyone to get out, which they did. When the manager came down, he insisted on continuing but my mother pointed at the cloud of paint still pouring out of the drum. None of the women had masks or eye protection, all they had were the brooms and brushes for scrubbing. When the manager persisted, she asked that they *at least* let her ask the Engineers what they used for protection and if the women could borrow some gear. So off she went to talk to the engineers. When she asked about what was in the paint and how they could protect themselves from the super fine dust, a couple of the senior engineers came down to the drum to inspect it. About an hour or so later, men in full protective gear cleaned out the drum instead. It was around then the manager asked her "your [grandad's] kid, aren't you", to which she answered yes. Her dad was a brilliant mechanical engineer, her mother was a chemist and librarian, and my mother's inherited smarts and stubbornness saved her and all the other women in that factory from some super fine and NASTY chemicals in the paint dust. Love my mum and grandparents.
RIP to the wagu beef
Having been in kitchens most of my life, I have some advice for people. You don't know better. People are incredible picky about their food while also being incredibly uninformed about how food works.
Yeah, all those losers know is how they like their own food to taste, which they are obviously wrong about.
That wasn't not knowing how food works though, that was not knowing they had a nonstandard oven . (which sounded like a dumbass setup in the first place, no matter what it would be burnt on the outside, raw on the inside, fuck you if you like well done *or* medium well *or* medium rare, or literally anything but rare.)
RIP steak. I guess instead of charbroiled, it’s just char…
Doctor: **Pinches Grandma**
Grandpa: **Punches Doctor in the Face**
Doctor: **Confused Screaming**
HAHA! I have a work boots story too. The sign of a awesome worker is how well worn out their shoes are after all. I worked at a airport for the past ten years - just got out of it for a different less stressful job. It was my second job at the airport - during the bad 2013 recession when companies struggled with budget and couldn't hire new people. My boots became a one man band from how awful and ragged they became and my boss wouldn't get me a voucher for new ones. He suggested I get duct tape and keep them together the best I could. These puppies were literal walking safety violations. At the end of one shift my boss called me down to come to his office. (I forget what - I think it was to sign my contract for my next job to work around the planes.) And the divine being of coincidence was with me on the walk to the offices. I enter the office area and from behind me someone tells me - "Goodness, I haven't seen boots like that in a long time. You should have your manager get you a voucher." And without looking I state that; "I don't think that's in the budget." All I heard was a 'humm." I knew who it was. Remember when I said I was a one man band? Well, there was a running joke between management that they could hear me coming from the strange sounds my boots made through the office area. Weeeell, I get to my boss' office and before I said anything my boss' boss told my boss; "(Boss), this young man needs some new shoes." I got a new job AND a new shoe voucher in less than 5 minutes. I brought my old boots to work the next day and they were displayed on a shelf to be pointed to and used as an example of hard work, dedication, perseverance and determination to get the job done. They were quickly discarded after finding that a sack of beetle eggs were in the sole and had hatched. I had no idea!
One minor quibble, RSLASH: the act of killing an enemy soldier in combat is NOT murder.
On the pink ducktape story, should have STILL held out for the vouchers as indicated in the contract. By them shifting to an increased uniform allowance they might try some future BS when it is time for a pay raise and say 'oh you already got one!'. Not to mention you missed an entire year. If it is in a contract, take it to court.
For the OP on the story about the "unicorn" hats, I'd suggest moving to two smaller protrusions that would otherwise be on the forehead around to the sides of the head and to the top of the balloon garment, preferably with a triangular point to simulate a horse's ears, just to make it more authentic, just in case the kids' parents catch on to the original design of the hats.
5th story i wouldnt say someone who is deployed is murdering people.
Rslash, I’ve been listing for a few months now and LOVE your work! This is my first comment and at the risk of being called a Ken…. On the story about the woman that had her husband come back from overseas you made a comment that made it sound like the guy could be a murderer because he was in the military. I know you did not mean it to sound that way but it did make me do a double take. Thanks for all the hard work you put into this. You make my day more enjoyable. V/R Jim Hackney
Secretary: "Upon review, we have decided we cannot reserve the glass wall conference room for your scheduled meeting."
Office Dude: "Why not?"
Secretary: "According to our findings, you're not attractive enough."
Office Dude: "What? Can I appeal?"
Secretary: "Apparently not."
The waguy story physically hurt, I would d r e a m to just try waguy beef and this woman just, she just order it like nothing and then completely destroy it without even listening why waguy needs to be cook that way.
Good morning Rslash. Thanks for the amazing videos !!
He KILLED that poor steak! D:
forth the 5th Story:
My father was born in 1940 in Silesia (back then part of Germany, but today's Poland). After the War my grandma had to flee to Germany, but had to left him in Silesia with her Sister.
Because of the new now polish government, he had to learn polish, which was hard for him, because he had learning difficulties form a accident, where he was hit by a soviet military car and got a head injury, which is also the reason he had to stay there with his aunt.
His polish teacher was very strict and one day, when he had problems with a word in polish. That angered the teacher so much, he hit my father really hard with hist fist in the face. In that moment my father got so crazy about this, that he charges at him and hit him in the face too. The teacher was so surprised by this attack, that he didn't defend himself. My father's cousin saw that and run home to their grandfather. When he arrived at school, he did not stop my father, he ALSO punched the shit out of the teacher.
After that, the teacher was fired because hes was to violent and my father got special polish lessons. A few year after that he moved with his aunt to his mother in Hannover, Germany.
fuckin love these videos. i watched rslash throughout the entirety of high school
I love everyone's Malicious Compliance today, so epic!
9:45 This story was my favorite, you should NEVER mess with an army soldier's wife!
8:17 can’t hear the word V without thinking of the character V from Murder Drones.
I just love hearing the line "Cue the malicious compliance..." cuz you know something good coming! 🤣
"I shouldn't have done that"
Nah, fuck that yes you should have. She didn't have to be such an ash-hole
I’m not even a huge steak person, but that steak story killed me
OMG I remember the balloon animal makers in those restaurants! I had completely forgotten about those! Thank you for reminding me of that nostalgia, as unintentional as it was. I always loved it as a kid as I was very easily entertained.
Good morning rslash! I love your videos and never miss a day. I hope your new channel does well. Keep up the good work!
I JUST sat down with lunch what perfect timing!
Happy Saturday folks 🎸
First story I would have said "10 minutes. You need to pay up front for this steak, before I throw it in the 900 degree cooker for 10 minutes."
The Story with the hotel stays 45 minutes from home... My Malicious Compliance would have been to book the hotel, leave after eating the meal in the evening, drive home. Sleep. Wake up early enough to drive to the hotel and get breakfast... ;) all on the company dime. Just using my own bed and getting a free meal / breakfast. Best of both worlds and the company only knows that you "stayed" in the hotel...
Balloon hats... "Oh, I see you brought your young son... to a bar...!"
The chapter sections start too soon, and I miss your personal opinions between stories. I get that you have 2 channels now but people that like this content from you shouldn't see a sudden drop in quality. Love your work
Right after my wife & I tied the knot I was still going to school but had a job teaching. Almost all my students were older than I was but I was managing. Meanwhile, my lovely bride was having to deal with a womanizer at her job in another part of the campus. When she told him she was married he responded with, "Yeah... He teaches some stupid nerdy science class." ... And yeah, he was correct. While I wasn't deployed overseas, or even in the military, my students were a different story and what I was teaching was how to neutralize hazardous compounds they might come across. A few days later, he did learn not to mess with a nerdy teacher.
Are you legally able to tell what they did because it sounds awesome
@@marjoriejohnston4905 - I taught subjects that came in handy when I finally worked in disaster assistance until I retired and went back to online tutorials. I hope you can get an idea as to what these men & women did from that. The poor guy didn't stand a chance and never saw them coming or going.
I'm snuggled under a blanket, I have a kitty on my lap, a glass of wine and a few episodes of Dabney/rSlash, it's a gooood Saturday night!
I love listening to Reddit stories from different CZcamsrs, but I honestly think this isn’t the first time I heard the duck tape story from Rslash…
R/slash, please don’t call it murder. It’s not murder.
“Consider us even”
That got me.
7:21
flaming hot pink out fit? Slay queen, slay!
And now for 6:20
Malicious Compliance Activated!
Duct Tape Boots!!
Ah yes the classic "uh I have the classroom/conference room booked" and the guy says "well I got here first."
10:25 Welcome to the life of commission! I had something similar where I was selling various products door-to-door, if I didn't sell anything I made no money. One day went really bad and I made $8 after walking around for 8 hours. Other days went better, even to the point of selling out (gotta love Christmas) however after about another month I decided I was suited for this kind of work and quit for a more stable paycheck. Note, I was out of work for about 2 years after... this was back in 2005 but even so work was hard to find!
Are we getting a video from the new channel today? I'm absolutely hooked on the new channel already. I am sitting here waiting patiently for the new one!
The thing about guys trying to hook up with wives of deployed is so stupid. My hubby was in the army and away back in 2003. While at work some much older guy saw my "army wife" necklace and tried to get me to sleep with him. He was the same age as my grandfather & I was 20! I was so upset I went home early and talked to my brother who was staying with me. He went to work with me the next several days to help me feel safer.
Just a note, I use the chapter to show stories to my fiance and recently the chapter marks have been getting a little off. Yesterday's video had one off by about 20 seconds and the first story was off today as well. Just a heads up, love the videos!
He has two channels now, less time to spend on quality
13:05 it didn't say "Christian" on the writing
Slash LOVES bashing Christians
@@avashnea that's not nice
No steak is worth paying $800.
The story about the grandfather punching the doctor was the best.
Oh come on, chef. You know darn well you could put any organic material in that salamander and it would look exactly the same when it came out. Set the Wagyu aside and roast some random, cheap cut instead. She'll never know, and then you can give the steak to the poor waiter that had to deal with the lady.
The first story destroyed me man. How can you do that to such a good piece of steak
Love your videos, but as a combat veteran I am offended at the comment about being trained for murder
I'm no chef, but the salamander sounds like a perfect recipe for burned outsides and raw insides.
That's how you cook a rare streak. Essentially the outside should be seared and the rest of the steak should be raw
Man, no joke, that first lady should be in jail for that crime of ruining a heavenly delicious waigu steak 😶 I had some at this really nice restaurant about a year ago and my god...I almost needed a cigarette after I cleaned my dish🤯🥴😊
NAH. $800? FOR A5 OLIVE WAGYU? BRUH. That restaurant is scamming the FUCK out of people. "Olive Wagyu" is fancy speak for "American Wagyu" which is the cheapest.
And Wagyu grades from A1-A12. A5 is quite literally the mid tier, and most common due to it being the cheapest you can get that still actually tastes like Wagyu.
Under absolutely no circumstance would I pay more than $50-60 for a raw A5 OLIVE, and $150 to MAYBE $200 for a professionally cooked A5 Olive, and that's only if it's a DAMN GOOD restaurant.
$800 is a grossly inflated.
Edit: Also note that depending on the cut you can get A5 Australian (raw, mind you) for like $30-50.... And Australian is more expensive. I actually don't know the pricing for Olive, but it IS the least popular of all 3 types, and the cheapest.
Many times the only way a union can get a company to change things for safety or to follow an contractual agreement. Is with Malicious Compliance and I know this because my dad was a shop steward for a governmental industrial organisation for decades.
Story two would kill me. Being nonbinary and being told to "wear gender specific clothes" I can't fit into mens clothing and I get dysphoric as fuck at the thought of attempting it.
I wanna know how many people you just pissed off, Rslash. War is war. Killing an enemy combatant in war while deployed isn't murder.
Exactly!
Call back to the AITA story about wagyu beef. This is why everyone was up in arms about that story.
2:10) NOOOOO!! I nearly fainted when I heard that. for such a beautifully marbled cut of steak to be disrespected like that by some beech that doesn’t even know what they’re talking about is disgraceful if I was in op situation I would’ve been pissed that I had to serve this beech tree, i’m glad that he served her a plate of ashes and her friends should’ve forced her to eat it
That doctor is lucky, lotta people wouldn't stop at one punch if you assaulted there spouse.
(Gordon Ramsay voice) It's RAW!!!
The guys trying to cheat while your deployed is absolutely true! The sergeant that signed me up to join the army in 1981 slept with my wife within 2 weeks of me going to fort Benning Georgia. He’d ask her go do stuff with him, and spring this on her one day. They did. I didn’t find out till about 13-14 years after the fact. So anyway, Staff sergeant Buhl. One day I’m still hoping we can have a little chat about that! This was in Howell Michigan in 1981. So it does happen, and a lot more then you think! I went to that same recruiting station, and asked the 2 duty sergeants if that still happens. You should of seen the look they gave each other. After me explaining to any guy that turned up what might happen. Im sure it hurt their recruiting drive for a few months. Live and learn.
You’d be surprised about what happens near military installations. In North Carolina, Fayetteville to be exact, bar sales go up by 18% the same day a unit is deployed from FT Bragg. Some units will even go as far as forcing their soldiers to call their SO to tell them the day they will return. Crimes of passion are common for returning soldiers for leave and the end of deployments. Soldiers return home to find their SO’s side person in their bed and you can guess the rest. It’s also a reason for self inflicted gun shot wounds among soldiers.
Thank you, no matter gow sad things get I cam rest easy that there is at least this one certain thing in my life, so it just want to say, thank you
thanks RSlash for the amazing videos and keeping work entertaining. have a good day.
You get me through my workdays 😊 thank you for all you do!
Every time I hear horror stories about call centers, i am reminded that my job is comparatively amazing, omg
I hope that everyone is having a good Saturday!