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Couldn't have rolled my eyes harder at your opinion on story 2. Made you sound like a Simp. He grabbed him for not listening he didnt beat him! Also kid's need discipline, or we'll end up with lawless little critters everywhere.

I feel for the mother in story 1. My sister is on the spectrum, but not like that. It was a frustrating childhood dealing with all of her quirks. I can't imagine living with someone who acts like "Jill" does.

first story: OP is an automatic idiot because speed limits are there for a reason. you. fucking. keep. to. it. doesnt matter if you think its stupid, theres a REASON its there. dont question it.

You are wrong on the first post, op NEVER said he didnt want kids at all, just that he didnt want a kid with certain disabilities. HUGE difference

Last Story: "I'm not a pilot, but I play one on PC."

"The way she makes coffee." I would love anyone that makes me coffee, I'd be wasting money on energy drinks or coffee shops. If she couldn't make it right I'd have it plain and add what I wanted or make my own. The coffee excuse is bullshit.

rSlash: For story 1, you probably mean sociopath. It's not actually true that sociopath's lack feelings, though, it's more that they can't empathize with OTHER PEOPLE'S feelings. They experience their own emotions, but can't really engage with other people on an emotional level. It's usually a learned response to having been abused (or severely neglected) in early childhood. This is also why these people often treat their families badly. They want a family for the same reason everyone else does, but then they treat their families the way they were treated. Hence the term "cycle of abuse"... you teach what you learned.

The meat story: if OP just took the meat, Chester could have legitimately claimed OP took it since OP had access to it, unless OP took the trouble to stage a break-and-enter (and risk screwing that up.) Instead, OP only went to places he could legitimately go to, called Chester as told to, and got the meat only because Chester was an idiot. Any fingerprints, etc., would be expected based on what Chester asked.

This video is old-ish, but the mother in the rehab video deserves a 3,5/5-4/5 at least.

For the record, Mentor is not a noun made from the verb, "to ment." This IS no such verb, "to ment." And consequently there is no such word as "mentee."

Something tells me if his wife slept with his brother instead of his sister he would have felt very different about it.

Shazam?

I fucking hate group projects. But i *NEVER* complained to my parents about grades.

OP: has a recording Rslash: is for me?

Thank god your jokes have gotten better in the last5 years

My uni provided a free course in Azure. It sure was interesting. I guess Rslash doesnt know this but with an Azure account, you can literally work on the software for an actual friggin satellite. Although in my training course, we were taught how to make the AI trainer recognize puppies from kittens, then tasked to make it recognize whatever we asked with literally anything not that. I tried to do Predators but that was hard. Then tanks .also more than I can chew. Anyway, large parts of the training is automated in Azure, all you really need to do is steal a set of images from google photos in a sensible way for your task.

OP fucked up, in the first story. shes clearly unable to care for jill, which makes her a failure of a parent. what total moron would have kids and not be prepared for the possibility of a severely disabled child of any form? if they cant prepare, they shouldnt have kids. at all.

When we started dating my husband and I had a bit of a language barrier. We still do at times because he speaks 3 other languages and English is his 4th (and he's still learning). He asked about my body count as a joke (knowing I'd only been with one guy) and was taken a back when I asked "sex or murder" He said both and I threw out random numbers for both. Miraculously he stayed and married me.

Older men who act like fuck boys beyond their 20s, it catches up. Trust me and by the time you're a woman in your 40s - you have a career, money, your kids are about grown, and you have no desire to give another douche bag a chance. Hold your girlfriends close. Men who need to "allow women to experience how awesome they are," yeah they get old. lol

notice how op very explicitly says partner and uses they them and rslash automatically goes he/him lol

This is literally the same stories (guess even same order, atleast from the first 2 stories) from the storytime malicious compliance page 😂

My man here did not go nuclear revenge he went Chernobyl Hiroshima Nagasaki nuclear

As someone without an english degree, but do have google, english degrees are for specific jobs. Education, journalism, becoming an author or editor are the main ones

ohh ya vector

I hope that guy stays in jail the rest of his life. Sick and twisted to not only record in secret but to drug her and assault her then record those. Disgusting

Just want to point out in the second story the comment about Latter Day Saints refusing to use medication. Completely untrue. That must have been just that particular family's beliefs, not the religion as a whole.

I cant comprehend the thought process of the middle manager. Where I worked before, we tried to use technology to make things easier for the people working. You then can have staff both happier and more efficient. More efficient means you can take on more work and the business is more profitable. Take on enough work, and you can hire more people. If you then manage twice the number of people efficiently, you can easily ask for a bonus, better pay, etc. Focus on efficiency, growth, and looking after those under him. Or the other option is this. Manage up. If he loves AI, and used it to automate his own work, that frees up his time to take on more responsibilities of the person above him. Then the owner can possibly look at starting another branch / location. If you are the branch manager, you get paid more then a middle manager. But no, the people he was in charge of looking after, he tries to get them fired. F that guy.

Horse You are bad guy, but that doesn’t mean you are bad guy

As someone that does oncall I can say you never know when or how bad something might happen

unironically months ago i lost a '''friend''' because of an otherkin. essentially she believed she was a cat too and he's literally head over heels and essentially became a doormat. These lunatics need help.

About the last story they are not kids guys they are adults, the first one is 25 and the second one is 21 they just act like a kids😂😂

Story #2: "Chutzpah is that quality in a man who, having just murdered his parents, throws himself on the mercy of the court on the grounds that he is an orphan."

2nd: Holy sh-t, I thought I was bad at my native language,but I look like a linguistics experts. On top of her just being a b-tch of a boss.

Honestly in that last story I’d give the mom -1 out of 5. Not only did she sacrifice what little help the father gave but she doubled down and dug in her own pockets to help out to the same amount. I believe she’s earned a negative butthole score

Story #1, you, sir, need to cut off ties with BOTH women, then make them have a one way camping trip in which they will never return, and be completely subtle about it as well. Your family tree needs some trimming, and so does the family tree of your soon to no longer be around wife. Also, you are to not bow to LGBTQIA+ ways of thought, including male incel/MGTOW/red pill theology, feminist/FGTOW/blue pill ideology, or anything of the sort, and you also need to learn to find a good quality woman in your life.

"*Old style* public executions" Oh rSlash you sweet summer child...

As a rock climber a sport where overlooking basic safety will literally send you plummeting to your death i ALWAYS ensure to take all safety steps possible with everything. People at my job just say x thing isn't a huge deal but I don't regardless lol

The racist couple not knowing when to stop and going after the judge was what really got me. 😂

$15K *is* felony - and a felony is real *prison* time.

Remember- the full quotation is, "the customer is always right in matters of taste." What it means is people are free to purchase whatever they want, even if it's garbage. What it **isn't** is an excuse to treat service workers however you please.

The current job market feels like you have to be a self-serving asshole in order to get hired. If you're not going to cut corners and shit on everybody you're not worth their time.

well as for story 2, both sisters and their husbands can create a business or something, buy a house, and rent it. 2000$ for a week end should cover the mortgage fees. OP should sell the house and let the new owners call the cops on the invaders. should teach them a lesson without familly drama. from what i understand, OP is not really attached to this house, it was more for his parents, but i doubt they would really enjoy returning there.

Story 3: In no way is OP overreacting. This sounds like the beginning of what my parents marriage became. Her hopefully soon to be ex sounds exactly like what my dad was like. The verbal and emotional abuse did eventually devolve into physical and mental abuse as well. OP is absolutely right in wanting to leave that man.

12:14 YES! I love that cereal, And I totally agree. Only thing is our grocery store is crazy expensive because its the only one in the area so I don't get it that often

11:13 That's called a firing squad. I believe it was typically used on members of the military.

Last story: I can’t say that I’m shocked that you said NTA. He just as much of a AH as his wife. OP still cheated. Cheating can still happen with or without consent/knowledge. Bad take Rslash.

Day 13 of asking rslash to read wholesome stories once a week

I hope that everyone is having a good Tuesday!

The last story. I really hope op cleans this guy out and that he doesn't get any contact with the daughter. It would be amazing for her to get half of his assets even though thats not what she's going for. Its great that he provided all the evidence she needed to make sure he doesn't go near that little girl. He's clearly not fit to be around her

You know, the real funny thing about AI and replacing jobs that managers and executives harp about all day. They don't realise, it's they're job the AI can do the best