r/Prorevenge Steal My Credit? It'll Cost You $250,000!
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- čas přidán 9. 07. 2024
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0:00 Intro
0:09 Big debt
6:36 Racist and evicted
13:45 Terrible landlord
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Judge: "You have 30 days to move out."
Racist Couple: *Racial Slur*
Judge: "Did I say 30 days? It's actually *14 days."*
Racist Couple: **Surprised Pikachu Faces**
As they say: The more you fuck around, the more you're going to find out
It's so weird to me when people try to start beef with people VERY CLEARLY in a vastly superior position to them.
Like, bro ... did you expect nothing to happen?
WHY?!
@@zlecyz2744
Racist Couple: You can't do that you **racial slur!**
Judge: 7 days.
Racist Couple: You **Racial slur!**
Judge: One day.
Lets be clear; they only felt comfortable being so openly racist because it involved police/private security, and WHITE ones no less. This is just part of the wider problem that, yes, there does still exist systemic racism, both on a societal level and especially in these security forces. Had they not been security, or at the very least had they been black or some non-white officers, I imagine that it would have been a bit harder to pin them on any racial slurs or racism overall.
*Racist couple: racial slur*
Judge: 12 hours
*Racist couple: racial slur*
Judge: 6 hours
*Racist couple: racial slur*
Judge: 3 hours
*Racist couple: racial slur*
Judge: 1 hours 30 minutes
*Racist couple: racial slur*
Judge: 45 minutes
Second story, how stupid does racism make you that you actually think insulting a judge like that would help?
There amazing number of defendents who insult judges, including politicans being charged with corruption.
@@threecards33391 counts
The Superiority Complex. It's basically, "I'm right or not! What I say goes b/c you're nothing but a lowly scum underneath me!"
@@LilDevyl17
Judge: is that so? Ok then. 50 years to life
Man seeing Rslash become a dog owner,become a dad then having her grow to 3 years old is crazy like dam I've seen it all from the start
I know right? So cool
The boss selling Pure Romance on the side made my day. These MLMs dangle the idea that you can eventually quit your day job and work from home, so that dodgy contract just sped up the quitting process for him.
Actually, these MLM are effective business for narcissistic people who are really good at manipulation, lies and seduction. MLM is a business for those who knows well how to abuse and have no hearts and sympathy. The key is to sell and profit, in whatever ways or means.Basically no different in how scams works. Which is why this business is considered a scam business...
@@teslagod7221 97% of victims lose money. It's partly about your personality, that definitely helps, but largely about getting in early in the life of the scheme and being at the top of the '3D triangle structure'. 😁
@@teslagod7221 Yep. In my experience the product itself is often "mid" or decent quality (sometimes actually good), and an affordable price (they need people with a wide variety of skill levels to be able to sell it to skeptical friends and family)... but the sales and recruiting tactics are so scummy.
There's a reason the few people I've known who kept a healthy work-life balance with their MLMs used it as a casual side gig not their main thing.
3:46 I have never heard the word "turnip" uttered with such disdain and vitriol. A+ acting on Dabney's part.
Rslash hating turnips (kidding)
i haven’t seen anyone use the word ‘vitriol’ in a long while. good to see one of my favorite words in a comment about turnip
We say “neep” in Scotland which means “turnip”, so imagine someone calling you a “useless rotten neep”, it’s just beautiful lmao
Story 3: Honestly, I hope that landlord stays in there for a while, because everyone is better off without someone who steals and breaks into houses
Sounds like something out of a nightmare
That last story reminded me of a guy I knew at a job I used to work at back in the 90s. This guy was a head chef at a cafeteria in the headquarters of this company. He was a stuck up POS who thought he knew anything and everything about businesses and making money. He decided to invest in buying some houses at tax sale real cheap, put the minimal amount of work in them and rent them out. The tenants would complain about conditions in the houses and he would do little to no repairs. Finally one couple complained about the water heater, electric wiring and other issues and told him they refused to pay him anymore rent until he had all the repairs caught up. He bragged to the baker and another cook in the kitchen how he decided to force them out by taking the doors off the house. He thought he was so smart doing that especially bypassing the courts. Until he gets a call from someone in a local city housing department. They told him that he was being fined $500.00 for taking the doors off the house and for each hour that those doors were not put back in he would receive another $500.00 fine. He had to beg off from work to go re-install the doors but because of his stupid stunt all his rental properties got inspected by city code enforcement and had to make thousands of dollars in repairs or face more fines and possibly have to pay for tenants in two of his houses to stay in a hotel until they were brought up to code. He ended up selling his rental houses and proved that he sucked as a landlord and businessman.
Wow! What a truly horrible person he is. There must've been some satisfaction from your end seeing him humbled by the laws which have been put in place to protect vulnerable tenants from people like himself.
It just hit me that I’ve been watching rSlash since I was in high school and now I just graduated college, so crazy
Congratulations on graduating college
Congratulations 🎉!
I’m feeling that too, I’ve been watching rslash since middle school and today I graduate high school, it’s pretty wild
Same here! It's wild, just graduated this spring as well. Congrats!
I’ve been watching since I was a junior in Highschool, here I am now with 2 associate degrees and working on a bachelors
As useless as a chocolate teapot? I'm stealing that!! 😂😂 brilliant
Make sure you do it with no attribution. It's much more impressive that way.
I’ve heard chocolate fire guard
Screen door on a submarine?
@@JamesDavy2009 Ashtray on a motorcycle; a ham at Bar Mitzvah.
A chocolate fireguard or teapot and knitted condom are very common ones here in Scotland, always happy to pass those onto others!
Story 2: Not only were their racist butts lying about the Asian couple so much and wasting people's time, but even doubled down once confronted and they learn that the manager was also an immigrant.
I doubt they'll ever learn, with a mentality like that, it'll be a matter of time before another eviction happens
I can guess the only people they care about are themselves exclusively
This (Unfortunately) sounds like something my mother would say or do. She hates immigrants despite us having family who are immigrants. One of my grandma's is an immigrant, born & raised in Mexico, moving here to have my Dad in the US when she was 16. Both sets of my mom's grandparents were immigrants.
Geez, I don't understand racists. ALL Americans are immigrants. If everyone went back to their own countries, there'd be no one here but Wes Studi and buffalo.
The fact that they carried their hatred over to the judge residing over their case tells me you're 100% on point. They'll never learn.
These days, in the USA, it's pretty unlikely to find a 100% white tenant apartment building in any decent sized town or city. Not even the really expensive buildings. The jerks OP helped get evicted are pretty much guaranteed to have at least a couple non-white neighbors somewhere in the building/complex/neighborhood wherever they go... unless they buy or build a home that isn't IN a neighborhood. So I hope they enjoy either going rural, or moving every few months.
Story 2: racists will be so blatantly racist and not see how bad it is. I work at a Walgreens and one time we had a lady call who was mad cause she couldn’t pick up her prescription at our store. She said and I quote “they told me have to go to another store and I don’t want to go to that store cause there too many minorities over there and I’m white” (remember she called so she said this shit just assuming I’m white I am but still) she said she wanted to speak to our manager about it, the manager on shift was black so I go “yup sure I’ll get him for ya” out her on hold and ran to my manager and told him verbatim what she said he goes “no way?!” He goes into the stockroom to take the call I go back to work. After I go back to check on him and ask how it went he said “she repeated every world she told you. When I said “well mam I’m black” she hung up right away”
A certain song from the _South Park_ episode _Pee_ comes to my mind.
Instant hang ups are a drug I swear I get so giddy when they rage quit conversations
Racist karen: You're choosing immigrants over Americans!
Me: B, we're all immigrants. Every single person in this country has blood that goes back to other countries and continents, even Native Americans.
Native Asian American? Asian Native American? Which is preferred?
@@theplaintech
Honestly, don't even know myself. But if saying Native American is wrong, I'd prefer them to tell me point blank instead of some woke trash with their panties in a twist on their behalf.
@@thehowlinggamer5784 Exactly. Why do we even have to listen to the opinions of nobodies who don't even know what they are talking about?
@@theplaintech
Right? I consider them lower on the totem pole than hoa Karens. Like, who tf are you to tell me if I can grill or not at my own home or who I can have over.
@@thehowlinggamer5784 Unfortunately, some of them are elected.
Racist eviction: the only thing that would have made the story better was if they played the recordings of the complaints that were called in. Go through the reports, have them say that the racial comments were false, then after, go over the reports again, and play the recording where the slurs are said and note the discrepancy between their denial of saying the slurs, and the slurs being heard in the recording. If it's a meeting where they sign an agreement that their "testimonies" would be truthful, then they'd have committed perjury as well. Even without it, their lies would show that they are wildly dishonest without any shame. They'd have to know at that point that they're screwed, and that continuing to be racist would only make things worse for them.
There's this one sentence in the protest against racist cops in NCIS: New Orleans I'll never forget, and while it's not directly relevant, I feel it would fit under different circumstances, and it goes as follows:
*_"No justice, no peace, no racist police!"_*
The racist couple story: I had apartment neighbors like that. They hated me because their kid would ring the buzzer for a full minute which is so loud it sends me into a panic attack. When I confronted them? They told people (Everyone, not just their kid) to ring *MY* buzzer instead. They would argue until 4-5AM and throw things and keep everyone awake, but called the office on me for making noise and existing in my space.
They were evicted a year and a half ago for falsifying complaints against not just me, but three other of our 6 neighbor building.
Can we just have a week of Prorevenge? These stories are endlessly satisfying
I don’t think I’ve ever heard turnip used as an insult
It confirmed that the poster was English
My old boss used to use it all the time, always made me laugh
It's a good one though
I died
pretty sure gordon ramsey has used it
"Dont you just hate immigrants"
The vibe i get from elon musk twitter, an immigrant
In some states, the fines do keep piling up when you're in jail
I need a lot more Pro revenge and nuclear revenge stories, you tell them the best!
The racist couple not knowing when to stop and going after the judge was what really got me. 😂
Hi rSlash fam! I'm being promoted at work and will go for my training soon. I'm so nervous! I need some positive vibes from the fam. Thanks and love ya!!! 💜
Add oil
congrats girly you deserve it!!!
Congratulations 🎉 you can do it! Itll be alright, just take it in stride and do your best 😁✌️
Congratulations
You'll do great, you got this!
These stories about the racists complaining about immigrants are always weird to me. Not that I don't believe that they happen, cuz I unfortunately do know people like this exist. But more that as someone whose parents are immigrants, I've only ever really heard IRL complaints about people calling immigrants dangerous from other immigrants. Really hard to keep a straight face as your aunt who wasn't even born where she lives right now complains and says that immigrants are ruining this country and we need to keep them out.
All that proves is that, "oh yeah, immigrants can be prone to the same nonsense too", even if it is vastly more rare than the white americans who were already established spouting such racism.
I can't decide if the boss in the first story is Michael Scott or Dwight Schrute.
Dwight of course, Michael wasn't a douche, just clueless
Story 2: I would ask my neighbors if I could offer to get the ingredients, and try home made authentic Asian food, because holy fuck I love new foods.
As for the second story, if the racist couple was a bit smarter, they could possibly simply get away from the accusations by saying that if the couple living above them is away, it means some of the other neighbours have to be the ones causing the issues the entire time and they accidentally blamed them on wrong people.
Day 10 of asking rslash to read wholesome stories once a week
Sounds like boss also used the products from his side gig on himself.
I mean considering he apparently wanted to do himself that makes sense
Probably not. He got enough up his ass. Then again, considering how far up his head is lodged, maybe.
Dear r/slash
I humbly beg of you to throw some of your videos together to make compilations. I love your voice and find it very relaxing arm's I would love to go to sleep listening to your stories without constant intro and outros. I'm sure I'm not the only person who would greatly appreciate your efforts!
Holy butt bots, batman 😅
These days you just can't get rid of a bot.
Since rSlash didn't say it in the first story, I will-
The Boss really SCREWED himself over.
Let me guess, the racist couple wanted the Asian couple to cook burgers instead of Egg Foo Young.
But Burgers are German!
Real Americans only eat Corn dogs and Pecan Pie!
I did the math. B&E can land you up to 20 years. That is 7,305 days. With each fine at $500/day, that’s a solid 3.65 MILLION dollars in fines. Of course, that’s assuming it’s JUST 500 bucks a day.
Morning rslash fam, just finished catching up on episodes as I’ve been away getting married! Hope y’all have a good rest of your day
If complaining about your neighbours several hundred times doesn't get them evicted why on earth not just give up
The boss from the first story actually sounds like a psychopath.
That was a good hell of a revenge 😂
I know racism is inherently stupid, but by God, that couple is clinging to the stupid part
Who else picture spongebob being op in the 2nd story? XD
200,000 dollar cars in the driveway lmao so what new fully loaded pickups?
08:00 i am curious: what could they possibly mean with "american food"? even from a racists perspective? is it italian, german, indian, fried buttersticks?
Idk probably lots of fast food burgers stuff like that
rslash shouting "DONT YOU HATE IMMIGRANTS?!?" is wild without any context xD
The first story sounds like the office.
Painting rhe office black to be intimidating
Lmao story 2 was great!
Only true rSlash fans know that rSlash has read 3 stories by u/spongebobnopants
For several days now, CZcams has been buffering like crazy. Since I listen to the stories rather than read them , this is very annoying. I know it's not your fault, but I felt you should know because a bunch of other people are having this same problem. Keep up the good work!
SpongeBob Nopants is a fantastic stripper name for this generation of moms. 😂😂😂😂
So what happened to the credit card?
I can't be the only person who loves the smell of asian food cooking, right?
Good morning everybody! Have a great day!
Good morning! You have a great day as well.
Good morning!! Think positive thoughts! Diligently tend to your thought garden!
I hope that everyone is having a good Friday!
0:11 i gotta take a break with the questionable internet content, somehow misread "marketing" as "mast*baiting"
Just dropping this little nugget about the 3rd(?) story about the racist neighbors: Cr3tin is a slur for the physically disabled in the same way r3t@rd is a slur for the nerodivergent but is currently treated like g-psy which is a slur for the Romani people, so for future reference please at least try to censor it and look into the history of the word and the medical condition that needed to be renamed as a result
Finally no more cheating videos 😅
I get the justice high you got from the Asian couple, but what they did illegally was file false reports. That caused the eviction. Relax people. The other comments made no difference legally.
9:15 a so they knew?
Thanks for letting me stay, I’ll be on my way now
Who the f**k NAILS a door shut?!
Barbarians backstory
Mom gave me a small trident to fight these things called vegetables and dad said he was called a formal fighting against the veg so they said make sure you eat all your veg on your plates
Congrats on 1000 videos!
Doesn't he have almost 2k videos?
@@quartzskull8772he does, there’s a glitch that can happen where you comment on a short while you have a regular video open that puts your comment on the regular video so that’s most likely what happened
Why is first OP so sour on sex shops?
I was focused on something else then i heard the he stole my drier
story 2 sounds fake asf one second he's "highly trained and armed personal" (monitoring residential areas) 💀💀💀💀 the next he's the property manager and the one evicting the karen?
Security for hire do actually take some pretty serious training
@@quartzskull8772 most likely the way he worded it sounded goofy though also the second statement i made i read wrong
Here we go again!
good
Story 2: Not only were their racist butts lying about the Asian couple so much and wasting people's time, but even doubled down once confronted and they learn that the manager was also an immigrant.
Down vote this bot 👎
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Story 2: Isn't the USA built by immigrants? The only non immigrants are the NATIVE Americans 😂😂
And they themselves (as conventional history class would tell you) came from across the Bering Strait.
Absolute turnip, HA!!!
At work on break ❤
Why mix old and new stories
story 1 is a repeat
how do people get here in less then a minute 😭
Video goes live the same time everyday
Fast as fuk boii
Morning!! 🔥
I am the 2815th person to like this video
Early gang yaw
The racist and evicted hits home for me. I'm not a highly trained security officer and I'm not armed. Dealt with so many people like that. Fun fact: Drunk people at apartments are 80% better than most Karens. The 20% are the drunks you want to avoid or will inevitably have to call the cops on.
Second!
I have been on a meth binge for a week now 🙃
UWU
Im going to be the maid of honor at my sister's wedding tomorrow. Imma good big brother.
What?
what the actual fuck did i just read
@@PlateFullaPinecone what I'm going to be the maid of honor at her wedding and I'm a large Nordic man.
@@DrCrab-vp2vc the start big dog
592 views in 2 minutes???
Good morning!!
Good morning everyone
Hello R/
early gang lmao
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Im first rslash
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Hello moring people :D - Comment #25 here, I hope you have a WONDERFUL Day (If not, it's only a matter of time before it gets better)
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TODAYS MY GIRLFRIENDS BIRTHDAY CAN WE GET A LIKE ‼️❤
Happy birthday... it's my birthday too. :D
Happy birthday GF
Tell her Happy Birthday from us! 🥰
Happy birthday!!!!!
“Today is my birthdays girlfriend” Is what I read 😂 god I’m dyslexic
2pm coffee time ☕
I support racism
These are better stories. Please stop with the relationship stories you take Ls constantly with them.
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No one cares :)
Ha, ha! "spongebob_nopants."
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First
No one cares.