r/Prorevenge Annoy Me? I'll Get You Thrown in Prison!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 25. 07. 2024
- r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is constantly running into a douchebag who had an affair with his ex-girlfriend. The dude feels some sort of obligation to rub it into OP's face at every opportunity. Eventually, the guy goes too far and harasses OP at his favorite bar. The bartender has OP's back and tips off the police that the guy is about to drunk drive. The cops catch him on a three-strike policy and he gets tossed in jail!
0:00 Intro
0:07 Car thief
6:56 Yardwork
13:01 Extra dose of Christmas cheer
16:42 Zinger
đ r/Prorevenge They Took My Dog, So I Took Their Kids âą r/Prorevenge They Took...
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Banging a girl someone else was dating must have been the highest point in these guy's life, his whole identity is about it lmao.
Seriously! I know people who were extras in movies/TV shows who donât talk about it as much as this guy talks about banging some guyâs girlfriend!
Probably some guy who still talks about that time the football team went to State...
@@dx1450 (...yeah in 1983.) I was involved in a drunken conversation for the upteenth time, with someone who's football team went to state's then. This man is a grandfather now. smh.
Story 3: Imagine being so smug about banging someone that someone else dated that you annoy them to the point where they find a way to haul your butt to jail.
Why is that even something to brag about? Yeah as it turns out the girl's a wh*re and we both had bad taste.
It's so common to see this mentality from both men and women and I just don't get it.
@@RisingRevengeance The dude just obviously wanted to feel like he was better than someone and this was the hill he picked to get arrested over.
Wow this is in serious need of a comma
sounds like this is the only "good" achievement that guy has ever made lol
Yeah, quite stupid.
Me: dates someone for literally a day
Some random dude: Remember that time where I screwed your girlfriend?
Me: Dude, IT LASTED A FUCKING DAY!
That's basically the situation of this story.
First story, OP probably saved those kids in ways we'll never even know. Through therapy groups I've met hundreds of people with terrible parents which led to them having mental health issues, substance abuse issues, eating disorders, dropping out of education, and worse. Hopefully they'll now have a decent and fair shot at life away from those horrible excuses of a parent. Kids don't need to bear their parents' pain, they need to focus on being kids while they're still kids
Or not I mean _that man raised one
of those assholes!_ They grew up to be thieves who don't give a shit about anyone but themselves. Where did that come from? đ€
@@Ayaforshort not every bad behaviour is learned from your parents. Itâs not like you can assess their entire lives and determine what went wrong.
Story 1: I hate when people take advantage of other people kindness. OP wanted to help this struggling couple get a family car and in return this couple ignores OP's calls about the car payments.
Yeah. OP is a real hero to work with people with bad credit anyway.
They're the reason no business wants to be helpful in that way anymore
The world needs more of those good folks. I hope he doesn't lose his drive to still be helpful, and I hope he finds success.
I knew someone who went got a nice used car, and thought I can hit up the malls before she went to get the car and spent most of her money. The loan from the bank took care of the down payment, but she ignored the you need to pay for the car insurance right away, since she had issues paying the last car insurance she had so they wanted the money up front before she left the dealership and she blew the insurance money at the mall. The guy she bought the car from at the dealership spent $300.00 of his own money to get a cashier's check to send to her insurance company. She told him she would pay him back. After three months she kept ignoring his phone calls until he called her mom at work and talked to her. She paid him with her credit card. The next month the bank had some men at her apartment to repo her car. She only made one payment and stopped paying the bill then.
@@suzyboyleanderson6945 Lol honestly if you don't want to make car payments then just take the bus or uber to places.
Story 1: Not only did OP destroyed the life of those two absuive thieves, but the grandfather finally succeed in getting those kids out of there. Two victories!
2 birds, 1 Stone.
Three victories I think
@@supervegito2277 yet instead of killing them, he saved them by smacking the chains with the stone, lol
Imagine your entire personality being based around sleeping with some guys ex, that he literally doesnât care about, telling people heâs gunna fight you, and being a massive annoyance. He peaked in high school for sure!
yeah, its really embarrassing... imagine having literally nothing else to talk about. Yikes
Peaked in middle school, at best...
Pretty Pathetic thing to base your self esteem on.
I personally think that the OP of the last story should go visit the guy in jail once a month, and as soon as he sits down in the visiting room he should just ask "Hey! Do I know you from somewhere?..... Oh yeah!!!! Your that guy I sent to jail! Welp, good seeing you again buddy." And leave. I think that would be a good use of gas hahaha.
Everybody gangsta till he gets released
@@priceless0negdif they bother me I'll send them back to jail
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@@priceless0negd What is he gonna do? Go back to jail for threatening me?
@@sasukuto hard to go to jail for threatening people when you take your revenge asap after you get out
The car dealership story sure proves you can't judge a book by its cover. OP was sucked in by what he thought was a sweet family just down on their luck. They were child abusing scam artists in disguise. Thank God the end result was a positive charge for the kiddos.
That was my mother...
@@mobilityproject3485 which one was your mom, the person working at the dealership or the one buying the car?
@@superdill6665 buyer :-(
@@mobilityproject3485 Wow. I'm so sorry you had to deal with that kind of negativity in your life. Every child deserves to have parents who prioritize their kiddos as the most important thing in their lives, and you didn't get that. I feel the best thing you can do is to look at your experience and use that as an example of what NOT to do when (if) you have a family of your own. In the meantime, live well, be kind to yourself and don't become hardened or bitter because if you do, the darkness wins.
Love, luck and light to you.
God bless.
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That bartender is a real one. The care he has for people he doesn't even know is so cool. Not only thinking of his customers but also people that may be affected by that drunk driver
When OP in car dealership story, mentioned how he found out that the couple were hiding across the boarder (in the next state). I was waiting for OP to say that because they did that, it caused the charges to be Federal and as such... harder charges on the couple. But since it wasn't mentioned, I guess it didn't work out to be that way.... lol
It still could have happened but who knows lol
Yeah I was thinking the same and Iâm kinda surprised thatâs not what happened
No, I don't think it's an over statement to say he saved this kids live. Maybe he didn't save them from the parents, but certainly fun their toxic influence, which could get them killed. All it takes is stealing from the wrong person to get you shot.
Plus abuse can lead to a lot of mental and physical health issues that can severely impact your quality of life. Getting them to a loving caregiver as early as possible should help to mitigate some of the damage.
6:25. With the way things were going, OP definitely, DEFINITELY saved those kids lives in multiple ways. Nothing over dramatic about this.
I agree. Iâm glad those kids are safe.
Agreed. I hope grandpa takes ALL the precautions he can for those kids, because those deadbeats are exactly the kind of people who will try to open lines of credit in their children's names. Mostly, though, I hope that the kids can grow up safe and happy.
I can tell you, from personal experience, he definitely did save them. I really wish someone had done this so I couldâve moved in with my grandmother when I was young instead of having to wait until I finished high school and could leave on my own. I wouldâve been able to skip all the suicidal stuff and gotten actual medical care for things I needed instead of retroactively trying to fix everything now with a lifetime of therapy.
Story 3: I would have just responded with "Huh? Do I know you?" and when he said he banged Jennifer I'd be like "Jennifer? Jennifer who? Are you sure I know you?" Basically just completely make out that I had forgotten both of them and all that happened no matter what he tried to say. When he insists respond with "Whatever dude, neither of you could have been all that much cause I don't recall a thing".
Same or just stared at him with blank unfazed face no matter what he said just stare at him in silence until he went away
You know what a fun way to counter false rumors like the last story is?
Just do the same thing, except spread the rumor that the guy keeps coming on to you every time he introduces himself.
It feels oddly true.
This one is the best. 2 out of the 3 prorevenge had positive effects for the people around the ass holes. The children went to a better home and lives were saved from a drunk driverâs shitty decision.
I'd say 3 out of 3, solid chance the waste disposalists learnt a lesson and didn't try that again
Itâs a nice day watching rslash eating cereal in a winter wonderland.
In a winterdeathland
dude send me some snow
you live in new york right? damm that mini snowstorm yesterday tho?
I feel you Iâm sitting in front of a little fire. Revenge is so soothing in the morning
Itâs -15 where I am
That couple in story 1 is just awful. That they got busted after no contacting the kind grandma and dealership is simply a rare case of justice being served. Don't burn too many bridges, or else you might be stuck on the island.
When the last guy had people ask drunk douche bag if he was going to beat him up, I expected OP to say he was a Golden Gloves boxer or something.
We love when rslash literally uploads at 9 sharp
6am here! :D
Hey a fellow west coaster. Lol
1st story- I never heard of a car dealership going through that much trouble to help a couple get a car. OP sounds like a good person and it sucks that they ended up helping the wrong person when there is plenty of people who wish they had the chance that was given to them. I hope OP didn't lose their faith in people because of a couple of jerks.
In the last story, I probably would've just pretended I had zero clue who he was each time he tried to pull that crap. Then I'd just continue to deny knowing him if he kept at it, making sure he knew that he was so insignificant that he wasn't even worth remembering. The actual revenge was amazing though!
"Oh, you mean that ex-hooker from Baltimore? Mis'ess Microwave? The one, if she tells you she has VD and you ask what kind and go down the list, she says, yes to all of 'em?"
I hope that everyone is having a good Saturday!
No u
You too!
I am thank you
Yes
Same to you!
Those pieces of shit from the first story are precisely why those types of car dealerships are a dying breed. And more generally, why no one will "give people a break". A person's word doesn't mean jack shit anymore. Your best friend would sell you up the river for $20, and don't you forget it.
That's a very good point that I didn't consider. Many people hate going to dealerships to buy cars and many sales associates aren't always decent good people. This could very well be a reason why we might not see many good car sales people. I've been fortunate each time I had to buy a new car but I know not everyone has good experiences when purchasing a vehicle.
There's a couple of used car dealers around here that help people with poor credit get a vehicle. Many years ago they started attaching GPS trackers on the vehicles because it's a rural area and too many people were not paying then hiding the vehicles in obscure areas. The buyers would also change vehicle plates to make it harder to find them. If the person who buys the vehicle tries to remove the tracker it sends an alert and can disable the car. The car dealer can immediately go to retrieve the vehicle before the buyer can disappear.
This isn't precisely on-topic, but it kind of relates to that last story a bit. I drove a taxi cab for about a year, back in 2006-2007, and *every single bar* in our area had vouchers that we drivers accepted as cash to drive folks home. All we had to do was fill in the address at which we dropped the customer off, and turn it into our dispatch. They'd give us cash equal to the normal mileage charge from the bar to that address, plus a 20% tip. They'd get the money from the bars at the end of the next week. The bars would hand these vouchers out to ANYONE -- you didn't have to prove you had no money; you just had to ask for a voucher. That's it. Totally free ride home. I guess the bars decided it was cheaper to do that than it was to be sued into oblivion every time a drunk killed someone on their way home.
"Say hi to Bob for me"
I love it! đ
That last one was just weird, what was the point in that guy saying the same thing every time? Was there really nothing going on in his life to have to be so creepy?
Story 2: As much as those guys are being jerks, I hope they asked for a raise from their boss because of that. Because I'm sure they weren't treating OP like that just because they could. That's a company issue.
It does indeed, just seem like they aren't payed enough for the work they have to do on a daily basis.
Hopefully we're correct about this.
If you are paid to haul garbage and you refuse to do your job you shouldnât be doing that job. Thatâs like saying a secretary doesnât get paid enough for phone calls. Itâs their JOB!
@@af22man honestly. people are dumb af. they were lucky OP didn't decide to put all the trash he could in their the first time. don't understand why people even get jobs if they're not going to do their job
@@jurb417 why should we do our jobs when they don't pay us enough
Want good work, pay us better wages we have family too
@@velvetdarksoul8741 honestly. My dadâs company isnât paying the market rate for their work (heâs lost 8 members of the team he manages) because theyâre getting offers consistently around 20% more than what theyâre paying at his company. Itâs like?? How are you gonna wonder why employees are demotivated when you donât pay the market value?
story 1: had a dealership do something similar. yes you heard me, they tried saying bank won't show and we had to do it.we kept calling them to get information about whats going on cause we wanted a car.they played us for weeks until we said "we'll be taking our business elsewhere" guess what, car was all ready for us.excepted the 'new' key didn't unlock the car door, it started it. so we had to go to a different place just for the key.
i know the story is about a dealer getting the run around but wanted to tell the story of when a dealer tried making us do the run around.
Yeah there are shitty people on both sides of the counter.
That first story reminds me of my brother and his family.
I could easily see him and my âsister-in-lawâ pulling something like that.
First story guy shouldâve repoâd the car after first check bounced smh
Story 1: these are some dedicated Thieves, they were willing to betray their own family to steal a car, definitely not worth going to jail and losing your kids over
2nd story: "haha my revenge was working a bunch of extra time to give workers overtime that I claim to not like"
Well done bro
I would move immediately if I had to do size limits on my trash.
9:47 Verbatum between TWO channels of this same post "This is where the revenge comes in.", "This is where the MC comes in.". I love watching both channels, rSlash. Thank you for having it open for YEARS
"where do I know you from?" "Oh, I matched with you on grindr." lol
âHey I know you from somewhereâ
...Yeah you got my sloppy seconds what of it?
As someone who works for solid waste, thereâs absolutely no need for them to make collecting your trash and yard waste that difficult. Municipalities and massive companies can massively overcharge and under-service their residents just for the hell of it, but usually the upside to it being a city/county operated service is that the residents get to vote on the changes being made or have their voices heard. So as long as you arenât under a waste management, contact your council incessantly if this is happening and trust me - weâve had it happen before - literally 12 non-stop voices can make a change. Canât wait to show the office this, we love hearing when someone knows the rules and pushes right up to the boundaries just to make their point đ
This is true in my area. Our local dump is managed by the town and they all work together to have fair fees and schedules to help people. They encourage residents to attend town meetings if they have concerns about how the dump is managed. Most employees have been working there for over 10 years, which says a lot about them. I believe when it's time for the budget to be reviewed, they also post the Town Meeting's information on their website and Facebook page. There are benefits from living in a small rural town!
"Do I know you from Somewhere?"
Yeah, I'm the guy who saw you get screwed over by a couple of Police Officers for Drunk Driving.
"........... Screw you"
Why? Is my Girlfriend not good enough for you?
Story 3. "Do you remember me?" Some suggested responses:
"Aren't you the guy that goes up to strangers trying to cadge free drinks?"
"I think I saw you on the local news. Are you the Walmart Shoplifter?"
"I keep telling you I'm not going to sleep with you. Go away."
"Aren't you that weirdo who hangs round the elementary school?"
That first story went from pro revenge to nuclear, but in a really good way. And he absolutely saved those kids.
Bruh I forgot my video speed was 0.75x, so I just thought RSlash got drunk before recording đ
Next time watch his videos at double speed and r/slash sounds like chipmunks. XD
Helping people is never a mistake. What they do with that help is on them.
The end of the final story piqued my curiosity as to how many DUIs the guy had previously. The winner for most DUIs of anyone I have met was 13 (only counting convictions). The runner up had 9.
DUI is really only a big deal if you're poor. If you can throw 10-20k at the problem it's no big deal. Which seems weird if you have that much money to throw around you definitely have enough for an uber.
Someone needs to get this man a talk show
Love how RSlash has been focusing more on the kids aspect of stories since becoming a dad, it's so sweet
The Yrdwork Story was sooo complicated ... I thought I need a masters degree to understand.
Also I think that was rather MaliciousCompliance than ProRevenge
It is, I remember reading it there.
A degree does not just give you understanding you must have understanding to understand the degree in the things pertained in it
You did not improve the lives of the children, that can only be said by the children......
children never agree to be taken away from their parents ....usually,.......
yes, one day the child may see it as the best thing.....but that is if they can get over all the trauma you have put on them so that you could get your money, if my father was as the father of the child I would still love him, ppl still love ppl and forgive ppl for much more than this, so how much more do you think a child can love and forgive the parents that they come from!!!!!.........you did the child no good service.
you can not serve God and money at the same time ,because when you serve money you are only serving yourself........those ppl are wrong and so are you........ a few thousand dollars to separate a child from the family, and you're justifying yourself by
((( ASSUMING you did the kids a good thing))))..........even lions give the hyenas its scraps, and the young do not pay for the sins of their fathers......but because of you ,these children did.
@@AC-gy9fv dude make your own comment
I feel like prorevenge is like playing catch, the person your playing with purposely makes a bad throw and you canât catch it, you throw it back 4x as fast straight into their chest which knocks them over
Always nice to hear people get their revenge.
Say hi for Bob for me, actually made me laugh cause there was four bartenders at my nephew and his wife's first anniversary party and they were all named Bob.
Every single what? EVERY SINGLE WHAT?!?
Go visit the guy in jail and when he comes out say "hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"Where do I know you from?" "Don't you remember, we shared a lovely night at the Blue Oyster bar."
If someone you don't want to remember you does, pretend you don't have the vaguest clue who they are. If they guess, give a false name and walk away.
I've done this to at least three bullies from high school, and an ex and his Mom.
Works every time!
Wait, there are places that collect trash TWO times a week?
Loving the content rSLASH
If I were OP in that last story, I'd just pretend I don't remember that guy at all. He doesn't deserve the validation.
the last story dude got hit with so many star platinum beatdowns that he dont got much blood or life left in him
"Hurr-durr... how's Jenn, dood?"
'She's got a scorching case of Herpes... how're you doin' dood..."
The waste story is BEAUTIFUL karmaic revenge. OP is an evil genius.
Awesome video RSlash has always so glad the grandfather got custody of the two girls in first story just hope the parents never try to get them back they sound like they were dragging them up rather than bringing up the stories were good also thanks for sharing them
# Be Kind â€ïž
Tell him say hi to bob and pat him on the shoulder and say good talk lol
What a wonderful way to end a day.
Some garbage disposal services can be a-holes even in my country.
In a couple of municipalities in the county I live, they recently changed contractor, and the new ones have been frequently running up to a week late on their schedules or skipped addresses where the bins are locked inside recycling stations. Their reason for the latter has been that they didn't have the required keys, and thought that it was standard that the property owners should always roll out the bins to the pick-up spots for them, which is rarely ever the case. It has also always been standard for each household in those municipalities to have two separate garbage bins (one for residual waste, one for food waste), and if any household rejected getting the second bin they would have to pay a higher service fee, even if they wouldn't have any use of it anyway.
In another bordering county, they expect all two-wheeled garbage bins to be faced with the handles outwards, or they won't even empty those bins. When those bins have been filled over the brim, some of their garbage collectors have even been such jerks that they scraped off the excess garbage onto the ground and only dumped what's left in the bins into their trucks, leaving the property owners to deal with the mess they leave behind.
So I listened to this at 7 but now its later in the day and I'm actually awake, so here we are again lols
Last story: "He took my seat once. I left that buss long time ago, but he still keeps reminding me. Must be sad life if this still bring him happiness."
Starting another day with rslash, as a full time caregiver to a parent with dementia your videos are a bright beacon it what is often a very dark and sad sad hopeless feeling world đ you make so many people happy thank you đ âș đ â€
1.9mil subscribers! Go RSlash go!
My day isn't a good day until I get my RSlash in.
The yard waste story was like a tree law story through the looking glass...
If I was OP and that guy kept bragging about how he banged my girlfriend Iâd be like âWhy do you keep bringing that up? Was that best time of your life and everythingâs gone downhill since then? Is that why you keep wanting to relive that one moment?â
My notification lags lol I was wondering why I always jumped on with 10 comments already đ Thanks for these videos and thank you to commenters with additional RSlash stories. You make my day!!
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I used to drink at a military bar and we had a few guys that had gotten married before basic and were divorced by the time they got out because of cheating. They usually don't remember the girls names but, I'm sure if that last guy ever pulled some shit like that it'd end up the same way or worse depending on the branch.
have a great day rslash!
When you wake up in time because of a nightmare đ
Let's get into it!!
Cripes I can give a credit hint to people who are struggling to be able to buy a car with their credit and 2 kids.
Don't buy a 3rd row SUV. Buy a Chevy Cruze. It will cost half as much to buy, 1/3 as much to own, get phenomenal gas milage (my 2016 Cruze gets 48mpg on the highway in Maine in winter with me driving not as crazy as when I was 25, but not like my 63 year old father either, so in a place where you get good economy, and with a gentle foot, you could easily top 50mpg). It will be safer in bad weather and just in general, and most importantly - it would meet all the needs of a family.
Yard work you my friend are amazing lol
Good morning rslash. Thanks for the stories. Have a great day
I've read this already. I loved it
Just want to say that pro revenge is my favorite!
Decided to cook cupcakes and got the notification for this. It's gonna be a good day!
Name of the first story should be, âSteal my Car? Iâll improve the lives of your children by ruining *yourâs*
I think this is the earliest Iâve been.
Good morning rslash thank you for another good video have a good day
Pretty sure that car dealer broke the law.
I just LOVE your voice
the owner of that bar is realy great that for sure.
Meanwhile there was a story with similar happenings on reddit. Except, things went nuclear, the veterans kicked the guys butt
Imagine that youâre life is so pathetic that bragging about being a mistress that one time is the highlight of your entire life and youâre desperate to get attention off it. Tragic my guy.
Thatâs not really what a mistress is but I agree with the sentiment
@@kranberry3318 mistress is the name of a woman who someone is cheating with. Itâs also a Dom thing, yes but idk the name for a male side chick so mistress it is đ
@@digitalharmony26 Side Dick. I donât think itâs official but thatâs what I called mine lol
@@kranberry3318 I like it đ but still, heâs pathetic
yay I beat the notification
The first story sounds like a role reversal of the GTA mission "complications"
"I feel like I have been taken for a ride" nice pin there.
Just wanted to thank you R-Slash for everything, you're a truly awesome youtuber.
Woke up to snow and a new rslash video ready to listen to
This is a good morning
Wait, you have to be charged 3 time with DUI and they will put an ignition lock on? A coworkers boyfriend had one of thoseâŠđł he would use it as an excuse, because if he was to intoxicated for the car to start he didnât have to pick her up.
It took two men 2 HOURS to put 5 bags of trash in a truck?
How?
When the guy asks, Where do I know you from?
Just say How do you not know me? I have more of a relationship with you than Jennifer.
Story 3
Pro revenge meets malicious compliance
Apparently the dude in the 3rd story, his only accomplishment is being Jenn's banger.
Good morning