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  • Talk Heathen 02.35 for September 2, 2018 with Jamie Boone and Matt Dillahunty.
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  • @nayR1972
    @nayR1972 Před 4 lety +694

    The more I listen to callers like Jason, the more i’m convinced that religion is a disease.

    • @Bruujah
      @Bruujah Před 3 lety +42

      Indeed it is. i would go so far to say it is the root of evil no doubt.

    • @yichen1273
      @yichen1273 Před 3 lety +20

      and Merica is the nation of god, imagine that

    • @chadwran8984
      @chadwran8984 Před 3 lety +6

      It's a virus. A mental virus. Parents infect their kids and cycle repeats. Some people like myself, have always had antibodies to this b.s. I knew at 5 that is was a joke on morons.

    • @petersmafield1494
      @petersmafield1494 Před 2 lety

      @Chad Wran isn't that what is called a "meme" I don't know if I spelled that correctly it wasn't even a word when I grew up and has only come into use in the past few decades as far as I know. I do agree with Religion being virus like and extremely dangerous. Religions are dangerous because even when people do not use religion as a weapon it still has that possibility built into the structure of all religions and the three most dangerous ones are Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

    • @nathanielyates6347
      @nathanielyates6347 Před 2 lety

      @@Bruujah atheism is brainwashing

  • @Nunyabizn3ss
    @Nunyabizn3ss Před 4 lety +458

    Here is a man child who was bullied and has made up a fictional hero. He’s still playing the ‘don’t mess with me, my dad can beat you up’ game that most of us left in grade school. He is a narcissist, finding comfort in his personal delusion.

    • @joyceano5354
      @joyceano5354 Před 4 lety +12

      Exactly, this Jason guy is a pathetic loser.

    • @cocolossal69
      @cocolossal69 Před 3 lety +10

      About sums him up. I'd run a mile if I met someone like him. He'd fuck with your head so badly. Very unpleasant human.

    • @Nunyabizn3ss
      @Nunyabizn3ss Před 3 lety +3

      @absolutely nothing out of nothingness Wait. To be fair, we need to remove all context and postulate a hypothetical circumstance?

    • @neth77
      @neth77 Před 3 lety +6

      Well it's either that or become a police officer and bully normal people for the rest of your life.
      That's what soft cock weak people do.

    • @austinhernandez2716
      @austinhernandez2716 Před 3 lety +17

      My mom's a narcissist and she sounds the same except with the vocabulary of a 12 year old

  • @dorfus71
    @dorfus71 Před 4 lety +640

    I predict I would not like Jason if I met him.

    • @Miss-Placed.1
      @Miss-Placed.1 Před 3 lety +48

      Uncanny. I made that prediction too 🤔

    • @richardleeskinneriii9640
      @richardleeskinneriii9640 Před 3 lety +6

      I just had a thought. He is a young guy named Jason that lives in florida. Remote possibility; he is key cousin

    • @jefftheriault7260
      @jefftheriault7260 Před 3 lety +5

      Now you have to test your prediction.

    • @freddan6fly
      @freddan6fly Před 3 lety +12

      You'll meet Jason on Friday the 13th.

    • @jasonanderson846
      @jasonanderson846 Před 3 lety +8

      You’d better watch yourself, I’ve got the death sentence on 12 systems.

  • @payton7000
    @payton7000 Před 4 lety +193

    Me 2 minutes in: This sounds like it'll be a decent conversation.
    Me reading the comments: what the hell is about to happen?

  • @Ben-Rogue
    @Ben-Rogue Před 4 lety +352

    Caller; "These guys bullied me so I cut their break lines and God took care of the rest"

    • @travisbull8233
      @travisbull8233 Před 4 lety +15

      Ben Rogue brake lines is what you are trying to say

    • @ossiedunstan4419
      @ossiedunstan4419 Před 4 lety +5

      I laughed so hard i cried ,fucking awesome.
      To travis full of bull, fuck of with the grammar nazi shit .

    • @Johnniehaha
      @Johnniehaha Před 4 lety +1

      Benders

    • @gmansplit
      @gmansplit Před 3 lety +8

      @@ossiedunstan4419 Your "i" should be "I," your comma after "cried" should be before the space and not after, and what you meant to say is "fuck off" not "fuck of."

    • @randomviewer8974
      @randomviewer8974 Před 3 lety +5

      @@gmansplit Good grammar is important. Feel free to correct everyone who does not use proper grammar and punctuation (including me).
      I want to be grammatically correct as well.

  • @stonegarden5251
    @stonegarden5251 Před 4 lety +355

    “I haven’t been inconsistent yet.” He’s actually right. He’s been consistently illogical, irrational and delusional. Even rotten meat is consistent.

  • @zedbout
    @zedbout Před 4 lety +119

    Jason's argument basically boils down to "I'm special! and no one will ever change my mind! Mom and God say so."

    • @satie321
      @satie321 Před rokem +9

      Exactly, This is the mind of a child.

    • @SunofYork
      @SunofYork Před rokem +8

      Jason ..."My cat will never die coz god will not let it happen"
      I pray the Christian Believer's prayer, "Dear Heavenly Father who ignored the holocaust, please help me find my car keys . . . . Amen."

    • @SunofYork
      @SunofYork Před rokem +4

      @@satie321 and the voice of a child...his voice hasn't broken yet

  • @somepublic
    @somepublic Před 4 lety +129

    Jason: I like ice cream.
    Matt: So, you like ice cream?
    Jason: I never said that!

    • @CristianML40
      @CristianML40 Před 4 lety

      😂🤣😂

    • @LightHawkAlchemist
      @LightHawkAlchemist Před 3 lety +10

      LoL pretty much sums up the whole conversation

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety +4

      Lucky for ice cream. Jason didn't like a Pop Tart. And "something happened" to the Pop Tart.

    • @CutThroatJuggalo
      @CutThroatJuggalo Před 2 lety +1

      @@brucebaker810 🏆 here sir, you deserve this.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 2 lety

      @@CutThroatJuggalo Thanks. ;-)

  • @redwatch.
    @redwatch. Před 5 lety +611

    Feed starving children, no I'd rather maim Jason's bullies.

    • @cyansloth1763
      @cyansloth1763 Před 4 lety +30

      Sounds like a god ;)

    • @LordOfThunderUK
      @LordOfThunderUK Před 4 lety +46

      Feeding children??? What a mundane job for their god, better help Jason.

    • @craigbowers4016
      @craigbowers4016 Před 4 lety +3

      Only 2 away from "66" likes! Is this a sign... what if it happens one year after the call? The call happened on 9/2/2018! What if this wacko is right!!!!! OH NO!!!!

    • @joshuaspector8182
      @joshuaspector8182 Před 4 lety +7

      Guys, guys! He's from florida. :D

    • @logicalmusicman5081
      @logicalmusicman5081 Před 4 lety +1

      Why not do both?

  • @shootingstar5359
    @shootingstar5359 Před 4 lety +453

    "Thou shalt not kill.... I'll kill them for you" - Old Testament God 💣💥🗡️🔫🏹⚰️💀

    • @LordOfThunderUK
      @LordOfThunderUK Před 4 lety +17

      Yes, KILL ALL humans on Earth minus one small family in a boat.

    • @fukpoeslaw3613
      @fukpoeslaw3613 Před 4 lety +22

      Not even that; "Kill all the (fill in some tribe) and don't forget the women, children including sucking babies, aaand... all the animals they've got." That's good ol' Jehova for ya.

    • @MrFlibbleflobble
      @MrFlibbleflobble Před 4 lety +16

      So.... God is basically the ultimate universal killstealer?

    • @shootingstar5359
      @shootingstar5359 Před 4 lety +2

      @@MrFlibbleflobble Let's not forget the separatist tribe who actually wrote the book and are ultimately the "chosen ones" behind these things.

    • @michaelbernard9450
      @michaelbernard9450 Před 4 lety +5

      Naw God does it both ways. He has them kill large groups of people for him, god will handle one or two guys who personally piss you off.

  • @Lambert1386
    @Lambert1386 Před 3 lety +92

    Jason is just full of love after giving his life to the lord. He sounds dangerous.

  • @hansj5846
    @hansj5846 Před 2 lety +66

    3 years later and Jason hasn't eradicated poverty by using his powers...

    • @esobed1
      @esobed1 Před rokem +10

      4 years now... and Jason still hasn't done crap. Just keeping you updated, Hans.

    • @ruslanotarov9727
      @ruslanotarov9727 Před rokem +3

      @@esobed1 4 years and 8 days. Still waiting

    • @esobed1
      @esobed1 Před rokem +2

      @@ruslanotarov9727 😂 😂 😂

    • @steveyuhas9278
      @steveyuhas9278 Před rokem +8

      Jason just miraculously cured my headache! All it took was Jason praying and 3 iduprofen! Thanks J!

    • @cadecannon159
      @cadecannon159 Před rokem +3

      Because there are more pressing things like field goals and smiting unbelievers.

  • @Nickelini
    @Nickelini Před 4 lety +254

    I predict that shortly after this phone call, Jason's nurse showed up and gave him his meds

    • @TheSnoeedog
      @TheSnoeedog Před 2 lety +12

      and wipe the drool off of his chin. She helped him do up his shoes and dial the phone, but he can hang up and undo his shoes like a big boy

    • @donnaprather1066
      @donnaprather1066 Před 2 lety +1

      😂

    • @raycornejo9883
      @raycornejo9883 Před rokem

      I'm pretty sure this mf Jason hasn't taken his meds in a long time

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 Před 11 měsíci +2

      And changed his diapers

    • @thomash.schwed3662
      @thomash.schwed3662 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@digbycrankshaft7572And rocked him to sleep in his cradle.

  • @10o.-.-_-.-o010
    @10o.-.-_-.-o010 Před 5 lety +351

    Hey, an arrow. I better paint a target around it.

  • @mathiasrryba
    @mathiasrryba Před 4 lety +69

    " I predicted what job I'll have"
    Did he get a job by pulling a ticket out of a blind bag or did he apply to jobs with a blindfold on? Lol

    • @IamSuperEffective
      @IamSuperEffective Před 3 lety +5

      Lol exactly, I thought Matt would stop him right there. How on earth could he have predicted what job he would get? It must have been a supernatural force, not sending in job applications and going to job interviews

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba Před 3 lety +4

      @@IamSuperEffective must've been so problematic going to job interviews not knowing what job it's for

    • @robsimpson7319
      @robsimpson7319 Před rokem

      Look he knew he was going to be an artist guys...
      A Bull$h!t Artist

  • @freezoneproject567
    @freezoneproject567 Před 5 lety +564

    This guy is a sociopath. I would check for sabotage to his enemy's cars..

    • @robertpreston2220
      @robertpreston2220 Před 4 lety +10

      The caller sounds more like a Laveyan Satanist where morals are Might is Right and who do curses that kill people for real which many times includes in car accidents

    • @drekpaprika
      @drekpaprika Před 4 lety +2

      Exactly!

    • @Xerion1
      @Xerion1 Před 4 lety +2

      Real talk.

    • @johnmorris2170
      @johnmorris2170 Před 4 lety +9

      Yea, I have no doubt that he probably screws up the guy's car but thinks God told him too.

    • @johnmorris2170
      @johnmorris2170 Před 4 lety +8

      @John Lorton as a mental Health professional in Ontario (1992 - 1997) I concur.

  • @powahrecords
    @powahrecords Před 4 lety +501

    Best comment from Matt: “so God is your hit man” 😂😂😂😂

    • @hoodatheist5549
      @hoodatheist5549 Před 4 lety +6

      That was so good i came down to the comment section to see who caught it.

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 Před 4 lety +2

      You hit us ,we hit you...erm he hits you 😒

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua Před 4 lety +9

      @@nild9002 That's okay. I've decided to worship the Greek gods.
      He may have A hitman... but now I have a PANTHEON of them. 😁

    • @defenestratefalsehoods
      @defenestratefalsehoods Před 3 lety +1

      Yes, god is a hit man with thugs. 2 kings 2:24 he dont care who it is. 😂😂😂

    • @dianephipps1819
      @dianephipps1819 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes that was a great one, second best comment was, “You’ve got a nice soul, it’d be a shame if something happened to it!”

  • @ericwood3709
    @ericwood3709 Před 4 lety +38

    When psychopaths think God is talking to them.

    • @jesperjee
      @jesperjee Před 10 měsíci +5

      Or religious people as we call them.

  • @sle2470
    @sle2470 Před 4 lety +57

    36:26 The nervous laughter says it all. He knew he got owned. "Pride goeth before a fall"

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 Před 11 měsíci

      Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

  • @erl7466
    @erl7466 Před 5 lety +292

    religious charlatans can never just answer a question. there’s always an anecdote.

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 Před 5 lety +15

      +Atheist Madness
      Like you just avoided all the questions at the other commentary and just asserted BS with no evidence?

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 Před 5 lety +15

      +Atheist Madness
      Nop, that is what theist do (the comentary in question is in Athanasia P where you made mental gymnastics in order to avoid the answer and assert BS). You never answer questions. Actually instead of just giving me an example of how wrong i am, you just asserted (withouth evidence) that i lied. You just have proven ERL's point, "religious charlatans can never just answer a question".

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 Před 5 lety +7

      It seems i didn't explain myself well, when i said Athanasia P, i meant all the post users whom asked you questions, not just her claims (which you didnt answer). Everytime someone pointed out your circular argument you just claimed the same thing again and again.
      You avoided the slavery issue with your god. You did not presented evidence for god's existence and for objetive morality. You just kept claiming and claiming but never backed up your statement.
      I reject your premise "Objective moral values and duties do not exist unless God exists", you have to prove god exist, and that is somehow connected to moral values. Until then this premise is just false.
      You not only lie about god but lie about lying.
      I have proven my claims, prove yours. Or keep dodging the questions i dont care either way.
      Goodbye Liar Madness

    • @Julian0101
      @Julian0101 Před 5 lety +9

      My "goal-post" was to prove you avoid questions and lie.
      Your circular argument of "Objective moral values and duties do not exist unless God exists" is still circular unless you answer my points (evidence for god's existence and evidence for objective moral values)
      I accept that the point about slavery being irrelevant only if you are not talking about the christian god (the only i know, for now, that endorses such action), otherwise is pretty relevant.
      You changed terms when questioned about objective morality to moral ontology (talking about shift the goal-posts) if there is any diference please describe it.
      Your premise 1 is still rejected, you are the one claiming it true, then prove it true, until then is a lie. (dont try to shift the burden of proof)
      Im dead right with my claim about god's existence, you cannot explain a mistery with a higher mystery, that is just dishonest. We explain the unexplained in terms that we understand.
      You are still a liar and dishonest.
      Goodbye Liar Madness

    • @Valdagast
      @Valdagast Před 5 lety +1

      "All you need to say is simply 'Yes' or 'No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one."

  • @RonnieD1970
    @RonnieD1970 Před 4 lety +278

    Jasons arguments are beyond Dunning-Kruger.... They are Freddy Kruger.....

  • @boostergold7431
    @boostergold7431 Před rokem +27

    I think cops need to investigate these accidents and be sure it wasn't Jason cutting people's brake lines.

    • @Ristofec
      @Ristofec Před 6 měsíci +2

      I thought the exact same thing lol

    • @CronoXpono
      @CronoXpono Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@Ristofec Also, gotta love ole dude saying that "you'd have to deal with consequences" if you do something immoral, as if a world creating megapowerful god wrecking two bullies is the superior position. XD Inherently silly!

  • @Salwerth2822
    @Salwerth2822 Před 4 lety +17

    I used to read tarot cards. I did such a good job predicting what would happen to people that they refused to believe me when I told them I wasn’t doing anything supernatural. Even after I explained the symbolism of the cards, the psychology behind it, and how they were practically handing information to me on a golden platter, it didn’t matter. They just switched tactics and offered me money to do them. That’s when I had to put them away and I could no longer use them in the playful manner I had enjoyed doing. People want SO MUCH to believe in the mystical that they will convince themselves of just about anything. Not just that, but they will bypass the fantastic, awe inspiring, natural world around us in favor of these hollow, meaningless pursuits.

  • @shadwkeepr9107
    @shadwkeepr9107 Před 4 lety +82

    You know it's bad when the atheist talkshow hosts have to explain your own theology to you

  • @eamontdmas
    @eamontdmas Před 5 lety +106

    Apparently God has nothing better to do than wait for Jason to update his "book of enemies"!

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f Před 4 lety +15

      God: Let's see...this week I'll create the universe and everything in it. Next week I'll take care of Jason's bullies. This guy is a sicko.

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 Před 3 lety +3

      I take a communion wafer... and EAT it!
      *scribbling madly into his death notebook*

  • @ernestosuarez9807
    @ernestosuarez9807 Před 3 lety +49

    Jason: I can make predictions.
    AXP: Make a prediction.
    Jason: Fire Engines are red.
    AXP: Thats not a prediction
    Jason: Sure it is.
    Me: Face palm

    • @HappyHippieGaymer
      @HappyHippieGaymer Před 3 lety +4

      This should get more likes for how brilliant it is.

    • @belisarian6429
      @belisarian6429 Před 9 měsíci

      Come on, that is not prediction, give him some credit, it needs to be about future, something like "Tomorrow fire engines will still be red" :)

  • @UrMomsFavSnack
    @UrMomsFavSnack Před rokem +13

    By Jason’s moral standards his bullies were completely justified to kick his narcissistic ass. 👍🏼

  • @Dontez82
    @Dontez82 Před 5 lety +162

    No sex + bullies - stable parenting = Jesus helps me predict the future.

    • @jestermoon
      @jestermoon Před rokem +6

      Amen to that 🙏

    • @peachesinthecity4099
      @peachesinthecity4099 Před rokem +12

      If that calculation is true then God owes me some predictions

    • @bms77
      @bms77 Před rokem +2

      @@jestermoon 😂😂😂😂

    • @larrycarter3765
      @larrycarter3765 Před rokem +1

      Jesus is dead.

    • @MathIguess
      @MathIguess Před 8 měsíci +1

      No sex + bullies = Jesus helps me predict the future + stable parenting
      I understand the colloquial meaning of the equals sign and operations in this context, but I find it really funny to then play with such equations as if it's an actual equals sign and operators lol

  • @vichraev.5386
    @vichraev.5386 Před 5 lety +124

    The thick-headedness of the callers is just exhausting

  • @andydeon2202
    @andydeon2202 Před 4 lety +63

    This has converted me to god. I need some people taken out and he's the cheapest option.
    (joke)

  • @johnlopperman2161
    @johnlopperman2161 Před 4 lety +43

    "Things" happen to me daily, every day.
    For 86 + years.
    Must be god-thing.

    • @IamAdoribull
      @IamAdoribull Před 4 lety +10

      @coffee is a liar What the fuck? I'm 74 and have been doing internet stuff since it started! Old does not make us stupid!

    • @annk.8750
      @annk.8750 Před 4 lety +4

      @coffee is a liar
      Do your mommy and daddy know you're on their computer?
      ....Y'see, that's what you sound like to us. The internet is a wonderful thing for those of us who are not out running around much these days. It's the middle of a pandemic, and we are all still keeping in touch.
      My late mother, when well into her nineties, was in regular email contact with a friend an ocean away with whom she had gone to kindergarten. She played games, looked up facts, identified birds, and took virtual tours of art museums around the world.

  • @rogerbruce2896
    @rogerbruce2896 Před 5 lety +346

    oh man, an atheist teaching a christian about his bible ROFL. Love Matt.

    • @sitalamamasita2301
      @sitalamamasita2301 Před 4 lety +32

      I promise you Atheist know more about the bible than Christians and that is why they are Atheists.

    • @christastempel5577
      @christastempel5577 Před 4 lety +1

      @Nicolas Broszky, I am an Atheist, but I have a couple of problems with your post. You say that "...atheists who care whether scripture is true, will study it critically, while theists will just go whatever the fuck the pastor preaches...". You are making a statement about atheists and theists, as if YOU were god All mighty. Not ALL Atheists study 'scripture', and not ALL theists will go with whatever the 'pastor' is preaching. And how can you talk about what a pastor is preaching, when there are hundred and thousands of pastor preaching, and millions of sermons conducted. You then make a prediction about 8 cases out of 10, contradicting the Biblical story --- and all of a sudden YOUR prediction, is unlike the predictions made by theists? No your right, your predictions are even LESS likely.
      And Jesus wasn't a good guy? He was a horrible person if you read the Bible? What the f....are you talking about? Whether Jesus Christ existed or not, is irrelevant because he is symbolising compassionate love, and peace, and that is a quality of being, worthy to aspire towards.

    • @jamesadair7085
      @jamesadair7085 Před 4 lety +1

      That's the only way some of them learn anything. They don't know anything about the bible!

    • @christastempel5577
      @christastempel5577 Před 4 lety +2

      @@tadiwadzino8225, I clearly read Nicolas comment 'properly'. And what is scary about quoting him directly? I know he didn't say "all atheists", I quoted him CORRECTLY, only you seem to be a bit confused Tadiwa.
      I said, not ALL Atheists study scripture...and not ALL theists will go with...
      so that was obviously in response to his generalisation, and hyperbole or not, is completely irrelevant. So please refrain from TELLING me, what I SHOULD have understood - that is just rude. Furthermore, I really couldn't care less if he was right about Jesus, or not, and I also don't give a fig about whatever is written in the bible.
      You should learn to pay attention to what is being said, before you blow yourself up, and enter into a self-righteous rave about nothing.
      To me, it only matters what Jesus Christ is SYMBOLISING, and that is in essence compassionate love, and that is a QUALITY worthy to emulate.
      Lastly, you don't know anything about me, so please keep your idiotic assumptions about me to yourself.

    • @christastempel5577
      @christastempel5577 Před 4 lety

      @@tadiwadzino8225, well Tadiwa, you talk so much crap, it is a travesty that you Tadiwa would include yourself in a community that cares about truth. You Tadiwa, only care about your hyperinflated ego, and being au contraire, for the sake of arguing about something that you Tadiwa, don't even understand. And I'm not going to talk to you about what Jesus symbolises, because I don't care one bit about your opinion Tadiwa. You don't listen Tadiwa - I stated very clearly that TO ME, Jesus symbolises compassionate love and peace, that's all. Why is it so fucking difficult for you to accept that Tadiwa?
      But here's another one for you Tadiwa, I couldn't care less about your bullshit, so go and argue with somebody who does.

  • @francoisona
    @francoisona Před 5 lety +766

    Conclusion? Mental health patients should not be given access to telephones on a sunday.

    • @neutronpixie6106
      @neutronpixie6106 Před 5 lety +23

      Isn't Sunday the sabbath? I thought he wasn't suppose to use the phone anyway. Man, he's just terrible at his religion, ain't he?

    • @jameswest8280
      @jameswest8280 Před 5 lety +16

      The sabbath is on Saturday.

    • @reneoswaldogonzalezpizarro7116
      @reneoswaldogonzalezpizarro7116 Před 5 lety +28

      At some point I imagined him calling from a mental health facility...

    • @jackthebassman1
      @jackthebassman1 Před 5 lety +4

      Leave them alone, it's fun 😜

    • @editdebreceni3186
      @editdebreceni3186 Před 5 lety

      @@reneoswaldogonzalezpizarro7116 who knows.. they have internet anyways🤔

  • @UnifiedMinds11
    @UnifiedMinds11 Před 11 měsíci +21

    I have a reason to believe Jason may have driven 2 people off the road. Then told everyone God handled it for him.

  • @Cellidor
    @Cellidor Před 4 lety +27

    My favorite part was the part where Jason absolutely refused to honestly answer simple questions over, and over, and over again, trying to worm his way out of an honest conversation by answering questions that weren't being asked. Such a _nice_ fellow really, though I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, thinks he has a deity as his hit-man. Seems to have a bit of a complex, that one.

  • @jamessammon9726
    @jamessammon9726 Před 4 lety +19

    I’m surprised the caller didn’t see this coming!!😂

    • @tombie8763
      @tombie8763 Před 4 lety +1

      He thought his Hitman would step in at anytime.

  • @dickhitswater7486
    @dickhitswater7486 Před 5 lety +176

    Seth andrews has a video up called "christianity made me talk like an idiot". This caller should watch it

  • @RobGravelle
    @RobGravelle Před 4 lety +165

    I was so worried that Matt would insult Jason and suffer the wrath of Jason's God.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 Před 4 lety +19

      Matt better check the brake lines on his car before driving it.

    • @annnoelanders3514
      @annnoelanders3514 Před 3 lety +2

      @@scipioafricanus5871 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JayJay-two
      @JayJay-two Před rokem +1

      Yep. Jason's god is his own personal hitman. As Matt said 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @geoffallshorn5167
    @geoffallshorn5167 Před rokem +7

    "I predict that something unspecific will happen within a week."
    Something explicit happens.
    "It must be god!"

  • @ernestosuarez9807
    @ernestosuarez9807 Před 4 lety +35

    Why do i get the feeling that there are a bunch of missing pets in this lunatics neighborhood!

  • @nocalsteve
    @nocalsteve Před 5 lety +96

    This was the exact argument I had repeatedly when I was a kid when I was trying to convince my mother that I had done my homework. No matter how much I told her I'd done it she kept wanting to see the evidence which I could never come up with.

    • @fukpoeslaw3613
      @fukpoeslaw3613 Před 4 lety +15

      You should've told her that with that stance she wouldn't be entering the Kingdom of Heaven.

  • @ingloriousbetch4302
    @ingloriousbetch4302 Před 5 lety +360

    I could literally feel my brain cells die listening to Jason.

    • @davewilliams5102
      @davewilliams5102 Před 4 lety +6

      Great Comment Kimberly. I am still laughing.

    • @johnbee3416
      @johnbee3416 Před 4 lety +2

      Hahahahah

    • @robdave1974
      @robdave1974 Před 4 lety +4

      OMG ME TOO. I was just thinking this when I found your comment. What a prediction.

    • @kimmygibler760
      @kimmygibler760 Před 4 lety +6

      That's how his brain feels too...

    • @psychlos21
      @psychlos21 Před 4 lety +7

      I have to re-read the god delusion by Dawkins to get some brain cells back. That was exhausting.

  • @geezzerboy
    @geezzerboy Před rokem +5

    Why doesn't Jason's god give him the numbers for a winning Lottery Ticket?

  • @johngolden5257
    @johngolden5257 Před 3 lety +7

    I have the feeling that these early bullies still bother Jason so much that he sees bullies in anyone who disagrees with him. He is so personally disappointed in what he perceives as his early failure, he spends his life continuously trying to refight those early battles.

  • @snatchadams69
    @snatchadams69 Před 4 lety +59

    Scenario 1: Either I'm right and the moon is made of cheese and the earth is flat.
    Scenario 2: I'm the sole mark in a cosmic conspiracy.

  • @alvarogoenaga3965
    @alvarogoenaga3965 Před 5 lety +55

    "There is a possibility that the person who is fooling you is YOU"
    Matt "Tyson" Dillahunty knocked the guy down with just one punch

  • @JeremyBancroft
    @JeremyBancroft Před 4 lety +12

    one thing I would have liked for them to ask is, what makes him so special? there are believers suffering all over the world from a variety of ailments and god does nothing to help them. -yet he has no problem striking down his childhood bullies.

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 Před 11 měsíci

      Yep. Their narcissism and arrogance prevents them from seeing that. It's all about them.

  • @psychlos21
    @psychlos21 Před 4 lety +7

    My blood pressure is going up watching this. I can't imagine what Matt and Jamie felt.

  • @BUGHUNTER6
    @BUGHUNTER6 Před 5 lety +77

    Honestly I was scared when he laughed. That came across as psychotic.

    • @HappyHippieGaymer
      @HappyHippieGaymer Před 3 lety +11

      Started making sense at that point how “something physical” happened to his bully.

  • @paulwence648
    @paulwence648 Před 5 lety +133

    I'm surprised they didn't put forth the option that Jason was cutting people's brakes.

    • @snake_hole2886
      @snake_hole2886 Před 5 lety +10

      they probably called the cops after the show

    • @gustercc
      @gustercc Před 5 lety +6

      Holy shit! I never relight thought about that! Lolz

    • @jefferyb2898
      @jefferyb2898 Před 5 lety +17

      I was looking to see if anyone else noticed this lol. He obviously said he was violent before the christian thing, then amazingly two people who were mean to him ended up in accidents? Like WTF

    • @D_skeptic
      @D_skeptic Před 5 lety +6

      Sigi, I literally started typing that exact comment before I saw that you had already said it.

    • @paulwence648
      @paulwence648 Před 5 lety +3

      Dana - I hope Occam doesn't mind us using his Razor.

  • @dianeupshaw5337
    @dianeupshaw5337 Před 4 lety +29

    It's been about a year and a half since this call which means Jason gets to take every bad thing that has happened to you guys in that time and custom fit it to his "god is my body guard" prophecy lol.

  • @christophervaldez8746
    @christophervaldez8746 Před 3 lety +11

    Jason is calling from Florida........Nuff said.

  • @smequals
    @smequals Před 5 lety +18

    I had a bully when I was in high school. He bullied me pretty fiercely for over a year - slamming me against lockers, threatening me in many different ways, getting his friends to threaten me, etc. He dropped out of school, and was killed in a car accident. I can't imagine thinking that God somehow saved me from this bully. Not only would that be a monumentally horrible thing for God to have done, but how could I have the arrogance and be so self-centered to believe that God did that for me? Just blows my mind. But then I hear Jason speak, and I realize that there are some really arrogant and ridiculous people out there.

  • @HipHopRepair
    @HipHopRepair Před 4 lety +70

    I was scared everytime the picture lagged that god killed both hosts.

    • @autumnlove7931
      @autumnlove7931 Před 4 lety +7

      GADDANG @HipHopRepair thank you for that Monday morning laugh!!!!!

    • @kunedoman
      @kunedoman Před 4 lety +2

      Nice response!

  • @casparuskruger4807
    @casparuskruger4807 Před rokem +4

    A Dillahunty classic moment:
    "so God is your hit-man?"

  • @se7enhaender
    @se7enhaender Před 4 lety +18

    "Hi, I'm Dogdy McSidestep..."

  • @ReleaseMyKrakken
    @ReleaseMyKrakken Před 5 lety +311

    That punchline..... glorious...
    So... god's like your hitman....
    LMAO

    • @QuynhNguyen-zw8uv
      @QuynhNguyen-zw8uv Před 5 lety +16

      So he's basically admitted to physically maiming those guys he's had arguments with... hmmm i wonder if he would maintain this story in court?

  • @neorich59
    @neorich59 Před 4 lety +131

    Actually, Jason kind of makes the God of the Bible more believable.
    If someone crosses him, his God wreaks vengeance.
    Sounds like very Old Testament God to me! 😉

    • @wesbaumguardner8829
      @wesbaumguardner8829 Před 2 lety +5

      I wonder how many children and animals he had to sacrifice to gain such favor.

    • @ericgranberg8893
      @ericgranberg8893 Před 2 lety

      Or Chuck in Supernatural...

    • @simonl1135
      @simonl1135 Před 2 lety +2

      @@wesbaumguardner8829 Undoubtedly a lot. Slaughter, cut into pieces, sprinkle the blood around and burn the chosen parts for "sweet savour unto the Lord" - from reading the Bible I remember this being God's favourite part of worship. He can be picky though and sometimes animals are fine (as long as there's enough gore), sometimes only specific ones and sometimes you gotta kill kids for him to be happy.

  • @csnowutube
    @csnowutube Před 2 lety +2

    A friend of my daughter came over years ago, claimed that he had prayed to Jesus for a car and within a few weeks, Jesus answered his prayer.
    After he left, my daughter explained that his grand mother had died and left him the car.

  • @kameronsnowe903
    @kameronsnowe903 Před 4 lety +10

    i predict that i will have waffles for breakfast, therefore god...

  • @jimmorgan8688
    @jimmorgan8688 Před 5 lety +75

    Jason cutting peoples brake cables for Jesus. What a dork! 😆

  • @bobbyhunsaker8233
    @bobbyhunsaker8233 Před 5 lety +56

    Man, Jason made it almost six minutes before COMPLETELY flying off the rails.

  • @WyattCayer
    @WyattCayer Před 4 lety +27

    This guy is the definition of cognitive dissonance

  • @Kevin_Williamson
    @Kevin_Williamson Před 4 lety +2

    You know it's bad when the camera keeps facepalming. The entire basis of this guy's argument was personal anecdote. No way to rule out bias or selective memory, let alone just making it all up.

  • @hawkesworth1712
    @hawkesworth1712 Před 5 lety +27

    If I'm not mistaken, in his high school yearbook this caller was voted Most Likely To Die By Lethal Injection.
    He's not even borderline sociopath - he well on his way to psychopath.

  • @emanuelcif
    @emanuelcif Před 5 lety +91

    Woa. The balls on these two guys. You know what happens to the ones that mess with Jason. I hope they start taking the train instead of driving.

    • @bdiddyp
      @bdiddyp Před 5 lety +1

      trains have accidents too...

    • @mathijsbeaujean8378
      @mathijsbeaujean8378 Před 5 lety +9

      Jason's god (who is probably called Jason as well) would not mind killing a few dozen innocents to get to the people who bullied Jason.

    • @andrewtallman1867
      @andrewtallman1867 Před 5 lety +4

      God crashes the train, killing everyone on board, just to punish you for messing with Jason

    • @johnbull1986
      @johnbull1986 Před 4 lety +7

      @@mathijsbeaujean8378 yeah Jason's God is called Jason, looks like Jason and was seen loitering near the car of the guy who had the accident with a pair of pliers in his hand. Spooky.

    • @lucy9698
      @lucy9698 Před 4 lety

      @@bdiddyp Lol my ex bf works with cargo trains.... some months ago they got a train on fire. Apparently it was just chugging along through the stations, on fire 😂

  • @giorgiol77
    @giorgiol77 Před 3 lety +1

    Best clip ever, no wonder why the editor uploaded such a long clip, thanks guys! All the love to you

  • @LittleDays
    @LittleDays Před 2 lety +7

    🚩🚩🚩
    Matt: “What kind of thug ass god do you believe in?”
    Caller: “The one who did exactly what I said he would”

  • @joshuanefdt192
    @joshuanefdt192 Před 4 lety +102

    How on earth did this call go on for so long. He's so frustrating

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 Před 4 lety +6

      When I saw 43 minutes
      And Matt in the video window......I thought my phone was broken

    • @Ajinzem
      @Ajinzem Před 4 lety +6

      That's the concept of the show. If it was the Atheist Experienced, he would have been done way earlier. You can see Matt often looking over to the end call button, but resisting the urge because it's not his show.

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 Před 4 lety

      @@Ajinzem ahhh,now it makes sense😉

    • @hellshade2
      @hellshade2 Před 4 lety

      @@Ajinzem YUP!

  • @MRayner59
    @MRayner59 Před 5 lety +140

    “I define morality as that which is preferable to one person and not preferable to another.” Wow. Aside from that self-serving notion being entirely inconsistent with what Christianity propounds in this regard, it’s a simply terrible means of determining what should be considered moral in a civil society. Jason is yet another theist who’s deeply confused about almost everything but nonetheless still believes with absolute certainty that he’s got all the answers.

    • @larjkok1184
      @larjkok1184 Před 5 lety +7

      Martin Rayner
      Haha! Yeah by his logic he must have already killed his neighbour and taken his car.

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 Před 5 lety +10

      Religion makes you sound like an idiot..

    • @condorman6293
      @condorman6293 Před 5 lety

      You are only saying that human well being is what you prefer. It's not really inconsistent with what this caller said.
      Colloquially, morality is used the same way you use it, but there's nothing inherent to the word that has that goal built in.

    • @BenBarredo
      @BenBarredo Před 5 lety +1

      This caller is a total narcissistic asshole

  • @psychlos21
    @psychlos21 Před 4 lety +8

    Jason: "I predict that Jamie and Matt will think I am an idiot after this call" OMG. You were right Jason.. Therefore, god exists.

  • @obsidianthurisaz5106
    @obsidianthurisaz5106 Před 4 lety +5

    I literally yelled "then why call him god" at the screen after he said god isnt objectively correct about morality.

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc Před 4 lety +32

    "If God says X is wrong and Bob says X is OK, is Bob incorrect?"
    A Christian would answer "YES" immediately.

    • @LillyTheLonelySock
      @LillyTheLonelySock Před 2 lety

      But what if God says X is wrong and Jesus says X is OK? Or what if God says do X and Jesus says don't do X? What does a Christian say then?

  • @NerdOutWithMe
    @NerdOutWithMe Před 4 lety +31

    When you want to be right, no logical thinking is needed.

    • @craigbowers4016
      @craigbowers4016 Před 4 lety +1

      Hmmm... is there a reason why I'm reading this now? When I know that I'm ignoring logical thinking so that I can believe a silly thing? Hmmm...

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety

      When you're sure you're right, no logical thinking is enabled.

  • @WillPhil290
    @WillPhil290 Před 2 lety +5

    Jamie "Steelman" Boone... I love that he honestly tries to lay out the person's arguments in a constructive fashion...

  • @DyadintheForce
    @DyadintheForce Před 4 lety +4

    I predicted that I'd watch this video and leave excessively annoyed at the caller.
    Change my mind.

  • @rammsteinrulz16
    @rammsteinrulz16 Před 5 lety +195

    Why is it ALWAYS Florida?

    • @javiermichel7097
      @javiermichel7097 Před 5 lety +16

      Well, when you live in a area full of crocodiles you need spiritual help to live normally around crocodiles.

    • @iamthatiamiamthatiam2942
      @iamthatiamiamthatiam2942 Před 5 lety +1

      rammsteinrulz16 I remember Anita Bryant.she spoke up against something, I can't recall what it was.

    • @JokinJoe
      @JokinJoe Před 5 lety +12

      Trust me, I live in Florida and I am fed up with it.

    • @laithtabet970
      @laithtabet970 Před 5 lety +2

      Florida is like over 80% christian

    • @andrewforeman-loe3935
      @andrewforeman-loe3935 Před 5 lety +8

      @@javiermichel7097 there are no crocodiles in Florida. There are Alligators. Not the same thing. Funny though.

  • @jaywellington9904
    @jaywellington9904 Před 5 lety +190

    My prediction is this guy will continue to troll others in the future.

    • @luminitababoianu4334
      @luminitababoianu4334 Před 5 lety +12

      I believe your prediction to be true. Shall we start a religion of Jason the Troll?! :)))) You'd be the prophet, I'd be the first follower...

    • @luminitababoianu4334
      @luminitababoianu4334 Před 5 lety +6

      Anyone interested in the words of Jay The Prophet?!

    • @gustercc
      @gustercc Před 5 lety +1

      There's a religion about this!

    • @visforvegan8
      @visforvegan8 Před 5 lety +1

      @@lavertable how'd your prediction go? If it came true, you may be the true masiah we've been waiting for.
      All hail the Lavertable. Though I think maybe you should go by am easier moniker though. Don't worry after your death us followers will give you one.

    • @ryanweston9677
      @ryanweston9677 Před 5 lety +1

      I hope his God causes him to be in an accident and he doesn’t troll anyone else ;)

  • @optimus_rhymes6955
    @optimus_rhymes6955 Před rokem +2

    This dude needs to be on a watch list.

  • @kylebeggs3845
    @kylebeggs3845 Před 4 lety +6

    The sad thing is... Jason gets to vote.

  • @richrichy3015
    @richrichy3015 Před 5 lety +188

    Watch this... I predict the screen will flash on and off around the 12:00 mark! 😱😨😵😲

    • @ryanweston9677
      @ryanweston9677 Před 5 lety +12

      Richie Rich proof there is a God (sarcasm) 😂🤣 clever statement.

    • @thefenixfamily
      @thefenixfamily Před 5 lety +11

      LIGHT, DEATH, LIGHT, DEATH, LIGHT, DEATH

    • @101perspective
      @101perspective Před 4 lety +16

      @Richie Rich... How did you do that!? Is that you God!? OMG, I'm saved! Hallelujah!!!!

    • @quantumrobin4627
      @quantumrobin4627 Před 4 lety +7

      Richie Rich just proved he is god. Fuck....

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 Před 4 lety +6

      Proof there is a @Richie Rich

  • @mikeinmelbourne9491
    @mikeinmelbourne9491 Před 5 lety +36

    I couldn’t understand one line of that guys “reasoning” - it made no logical sense.
    Q. Back up your claim
    A. I can’t

  • @mr.noneyabusinesstm8845
    @mr.noneyabusinesstm8845 Před 11 měsíci +2

    That desperate, terror-filled chuckle that Jason tried to pass off as being genuinely disappointed by our obstinance was clearly the point where he realized how much of a point he had failed to make up until that time

  • @joeminella5315
    @joeminella5315 Před 4 lety +2

    I wish I had a tenth of your patience! Great job!

  • @ancalites
    @ancalites Před 5 lety +204

    another Christian with dubious morals, what a surprise

    • @fd3069
      @fd3069 Před 5 lety +9

      I do not remember who said this but I heard this once "evil men will do evil things because they can, good men will do evil things when they are under the influence of religion"

    • @ancalites
      @ancalites Před 5 lety +7

      @@fd3069
      Sounds similar to the quote Christopher Hitchens used a lot: "There are good people who do good things, and bad people who do bad things; but for good people to do bad things, that takes religion."

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva Před 5 lety +2

      @@ancalites I think Hitch was quoting someone, but I can't think of who.

    • @robertpreston2220
      @robertpreston2220 Před 4 lety +4

      This reminds me of when 3 christians I worked with hated their boss and did prayers for her to die and she was killed in an accident and the three of them strutted around for weeks saying "See prayer and god are real"!

    • @GameTimeWhy
      @GameTimeWhy Před 4 lety +1

      @@robertpreston2220 I hope you called it in to the police.

  • @Mertly
    @Mertly Před 4 lety +51

    “You should go study scripture.”
    -Matt Dillahunty

  • @fullTimeVeganinOhio
    @fullTimeVeganinOhio Před 2 lety +1

    Good timing on the tech issues for in case "the call were to drop" 😆

  • @Spartan300740
    @Spartan300740 Před 4 lety +12

    Isn't it odd how many people have a " Special relationship " with their Sky Daddy ?

  • @Sidistic_Atheist
    @Sidistic_Atheist Před 5 lety +85

    I'd worry that he's schizophrenic and is unknowingly exacting his own justice.. Scary ..

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 Před 4 lety +12

      Exactly. I predict that one day this guy will turn out to be like a modern-day Zodiac killer or something, and someone will look back at this video and realise, sh*t, that was *him*, wasn't it? :(

    • @derGhebbet
      @derGhebbet Před 4 lety +6

      "He had an accident."
      "Uh-huh, what kind of accident?"
      "Y'see, I was just cleaning my axe..."

    • @colleyhillary5032
      @colleyhillary5032 Před 3 lety

      Very likely...thinks he is god.

    • @CutThroatJuggalo
      @CutThroatJuggalo Před 2 lety

      Wouldn't surprise me because he is clearly exceptionally narcissistic.

  • @dulala2564
    @dulala2564 Před 5 lety +29

    Me before this call: 😊
    Me during this call: 😒😫😱
    Me after this call: 🍺

  • @jvondd
    @jvondd Před 4 lety +3

    The fact that the caller is complacent with the idea of God interceding on his behalf to brutally maim people who hurt his feelings is disgusting.

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 Před 4 lety +14

    Haha apparently God is getting revenge on them for Jason, by making the video feed cut out repeatedly lol I'm telling you; DON'T mess with Jason! 🤣

  • @GaryIV
    @GaryIV Před 5 lety +15

    One week later:
    "Matt Dillahunty and Jamie Boone found dead in fatal car crash"

    • @jllamb88
      @jllamb88 Před 5 lety +3

      Creative Nothing 😂

    • @romulus1969
      @romulus1969 Před 5 lety +10

      Brake lines cut with a note left behind that said god did it.

  • @kwj171068
    @kwj171068 Před 4 lety +33

    There we go folks, God is Jason's hit man.

  • @seannelson3613
    @seannelson3613 Před rokem +3

    I often wonder what these people feel like years back after being publicly humiliated. I hope he can look back and see how cringeworthy he was, and that he's better now.

  • @anrose8335
    @anrose8335 Před 4 lety +3

    These thoughtful and patient interactions with insane people who think they are sane are priceless. Love the show!

    • @youtubezcy
      @youtubezcy Před 4 lety

      The show really is free counseling for religion victims.

  • @The1980Philip
    @The1980Philip Před 5 lety +31

    The guy is a troll who abused the fact that, unlike The Atheist Experience, Talk Heathen doesn't hang up on people.

    • @rrpostalagain
      @rrpostalagain Před 5 lety +4

      Dude may legit think he can tell the future

    • @kickinitwithmydawg
      @kickinitwithmydawg Před 5 lety +2

      The1980Philip - If the hosts hung up on them, they (and the audience) would have never gotten to know about his future telling abilities and how god kills his enemies (or he does X( ) . It's evidence for the court in the future...I predict.

  • @ThePurbleKing
    @ThePurbleKing Před 5 lety +31

    Jason: "God gives me predictions"
    Matt and Jame: "If I make a prediction and it comes true, did God give me that prediction?"
    Jason: "No"
    What he really means is "Only I have this power, and I get to decide what morality is based on my whims and desires. If I want someone to have an "accident", God will make that happen... Definitely God. Not me."

  • @guytheincognito4186
    @guytheincognito4186 Před rokem +3

    The Caller; " I CaN SeE ThE FuTuUrE!!" -TFS Voice. 🤣 🤣🤣

  • @jellyfishsii
    @jellyfishsii Před 3 lety +1

    He refuses to answer simple questions because he knows that they lead to exposing the flaws in his thinking.