Hey You Atheist, Would You Just Open The Bible Already! | Talk Heathen: Throwback

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 8. 05. 2024
  • Call the show on Sundays 1:00pm-2:00pm CDT: 1-512-991-9242
    Don't like commercials? Become a patron & get ad-free episodes & more: / talkheathentome
    ► Find all of our links here: linktr.ee/atheistcommunityofa...
    The podcast may be found at:
    tiny.cc/podcastph
    Talk Heathen merch can be found at: tiny.cc/merchaca
    Note: We request pronouns as part of the call screening process on our shows, and we display the pronouns our callers provide. If you see a caller with no pronouns indicated, this is because they chose not to provide us with any, and we respect that decision.
    -------
    WHAT IS TALK HEATHEN?
    Talk Heathen is a weekly call-in television show in Austin, Texas geared toward long-form and on-going dialogue with theists & atheists about religion, theism, & secularism. Talk Heathen is produced by the Atheist Community of Austin.
    Talk Heathen is filmed in front of a live studio audience every week at the Freethought Library of the Atheist Community of Austin.
    The Atheist Community of Austin is organized as a nonprofit educational corporation to develop & support the atheist community, to provide opportunities for socializing & friendship, to promote secular viewpoints, to encourage positive atheist culture, to defend the first amendment principle of government-religion separation, to oppose discrimination against atheists & to work with other organizations in pursuit of common goals.
    We define atheism as the lack of belief in gods. This definition also encompasses what most people call agnosticism.
    NOTES
    The views and opinions expressed by hosts, guests, or callers are their own and not necessarily representative of the Atheist Community of Austin.
    / talkheathen is the official channel of Talk Heathen. "Talk Heathen" is a trademark of the ACA.
    Copyright © 2024 Atheist Community of Austin. All rights reserved.

Komentáře • 589

  • @dv8754
    @dv8754 Před měsícem +205

    Carlos is a great example of how absolutely disrespectful and condescending religious people can be, all the while pretending to be the victimized and disrespected one. It's absolutely infuriating.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 Před měsícem +22

      It really is. He is insufferable.

    • @kektimus
      @kektimus Před měsícem +9

      But he cares about the hosts so much!

    • @fredriksundberg4624
      @fredriksundberg4624 Před 28 dny +5

      ​@@kektimus
      According to himself he does but what does his actions showing?

    • @raccuia1
      @raccuia1 Před 28 dny

      Carlos sounds like a narcissist to me. A self righteous, abusive brick wall that cannot be communicated with in any mentally healthy way. Stay clear of these kinds of sickoids.

    • @ryanjones4150
      @ryanjones4150 Před 24 dny

      He was fairly respectful and a lot less condescending than many religious people. I think he is a great example though of the low intelligence level of the bulk of humanity. I like that he thinks he has cracked some secret code regarding what a bunch of names REALLY mean, AND how this proves it's all true. To that I say, if you are telling me that I just need to read the bible to know the truth, but I'm not really going to know it because it's in code, then I think that makes your god an asshole, because shouldn't he just make it easy to understand without combing through a bunch of other ancient documents that are not readily available to know the truth ??

  • @alexissmith5589
    @alexissmith5589 Před měsícem +84

    "The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible" - Mark Twain

    • @jameshenderson4876
      @jameshenderson4876 Před 28 dny

      It is a great line, but there is no evidence that Mark Twain ever said or wrote it. Sadly.

    • @Gwaithmir
      @Gwaithmir Před 27 dny +5

      @@jameshenderson4876 “Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.” (Isaac Asimov)

    • @acgsmith5937
      @acgsmith5937 Před 25 dny +5

      "The Bible is a bunch of crap"- Me

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 Před 18 dny +2

      @@Gwaithmir I read the Bible at age 12 with the intent of knowing about this most important book. It made me an atheist when I had never heard of an atheist or didn't know that anyone else was an atheist. The scary part was I was afraid to tell anyone out of fear of rejection.

    • @Gwaithmir
      @Gwaithmir Před 18 dny +2

      @@bobs182 I had to start reading the Bible when I was a 6th grade Catholic student. Even the bowdlerized edition I was given revealed a God who was no more than an immoral, egotistical tyrant. The story of Job was a good example of this.

  • @YourMajesty733
    @YourMajesty733 Před měsícem +192

    Carlos is insufferable

    • @Mxxx-ii9bu
      @Mxxx-ii9bu Před měsícem +40

      Dishonest, not responding to points made in rebuttal, arrogant - just another run of the mill theist.

    • @dkeys86
      @dkeys86 Před měsícem +9

      But he's not there to debate lol oook Carlos suure

    • @rylanasher4756
      @rylanasher4756 Před měsícem +8

      I think we should invent a word that is a stronger version of "insufferable"
      This guy is that word 😂

    • @JayMaverick
      @JayMaverick Před měsícem +8

      @@dkeys86 he's here to preach his dumb book, not to be challenged by perfectly reasonable questions. Did you miss the memo? We listen to Carlos - he doesn't listen to us.

    • @diojiabunai
      @diojiabunai Před 9 dny

      He's determined to lose souls for Jesus.

  • @Leith_Crowther
    @Leith_Crowther Před měsícem +210

    Why would I need the Bible if I already have toilet paper and campfire tinder?

    • @thatzombifiedpotato4925
      @thatzombifiedpotato4925 Před měsícem +32

      The bible isn't that good for toilet paper, but its a good fire starter.

    • @timg7627
      @timg7627 Před měsícem +18

      can confirm it does make excellent fire starter for campfires

    • @TonyAMO
      @TonyAMO Před měsícem +6

      ​@@thatzombifiedpotato4925It's way too thin

    • @ARoll925
      @ARoll925 Před měsícem +24

      And rolling papers

    • @graemerose1616
      @graemerose1616 Před měsícem +12

      1, it is already full of sh.. and 2, it burns...

  • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
    @Ghalaghor_McAllistor Před měsícem +150

    "Are you finished? I want to spread my script more and keep pretending that I'm listening."

    • @redeyewarrior
      @redeyewarrior Před měsícem +5

      😂

    • @Cellidor
      @Cellidor Před 21 dnem +1

      Exactly this. Barely listening at all to the conversation at hand, zero interest in actually discussing anything and just wants to preach. Utterly obnoxious to listen to. He's got a script and he'll be damned if he lets any possible words the hosts say let him pull away from that script.
      So intent on it he doesn't realize that it's a complete waste of time.

  • @Bryan-qz4np
    @Bryan-qz4np Před měsícem +175

    I love Jim's "No one's cursed at you yet, sir."

    • @joshuaporterfield6774
      @joshuaporterfield6774 Před měsícem +24

      Tells you everything about Carlos’s motivations. Passive aggressive and already making himself to a cross preemptively.

    • @mirandahotspring4019
      @mirandahotspring4019 Před měsícem +18

      With a lot of emphasis on the "yet"

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther Před měsícem +11

      Carlos has that mentality where the person who’s being ostensibly nicer is more right, and their position is more worthy of consideration. That’s not just a Christian problem. But I think it is a uniquely Christian problem that he also thinks being calm and using neutral language equals being respectful.

    • @IanM-id8or
      @IanM-id8or Před měsícem +3

      The operative word being "yet". By the end of it, we were all cursing at him ;-)

  • @praiodansmagicbox4094
    @praiodansmagicbox4094 Před měsícem +46

    "I'm not here to argue with you, I'm here to preach out of my fantasy book" ...

    • @dieseljester3466
      @dieseljester3466 Před 18 dny

      They never are here to argue or debate. All the want to do is preach and then they're shocked when people don't believe what they have to say. 🙄

  • @ladyfreedomrocks
    @ladyfreedomrocks Před měsícem +54

    This caller has not heard the saying, "the path to atheism is lined with well read bibles".

  • @Not_An_EV
    @Not_An_EV Před měsícem +45

    Carlos: "And I listened"
    Narrator: *he did in fact **_NOT_** listen*

    • @Mixolydio
      @Mixolydio Před měsícem

      If narrated by a known voice, who do you like?

    • @74810Eric
      @74810Eric Před měsícem

      The sounds reached his ears, and the words made their way into his short-term memory, yet his thoughts failed to traverse his mind.

    • @briarrose6442
      @briarrose6442 Před 29 dny +2

      @@74810Eric he listened to *respond*, not to **understand**

    • @landsgevaer
      @landsgevaer Před 25 dny

      @@briarrose6442 Yes. Or, almost. Not "to respond". More as in "I listened so I could hear when it was my turn to start talking through my script".

    • @briarrose6442
      @briarrose6442 Před 25 dny

      @@landsgevaer ....that's exactly what I said, just in different words

  • @PauperRulesCommittee
    @PauperRulesCommittee Před měsícem +17

    "can you be wrong" was probably the most powerful question anyone could ask a theist. Atheists are willing to accept being wrong or not knowing. Religions always assume to have all the answers, and theists are raised believing that everything is already known: god did it.
    Well done

  • @pencilpauli9442
    @pencilpauli9442 Před měsícem +62

    Carlos: I didn't call in to try and change your mind.
    Also Carlos: You have to open the Bible and you will see that you are wrong.
    Carlos, you called to proselytise and convert. If you can't be honest with others, at least try to be honest with yourself.

  • @Yakkityyak248
    @Yakkityyak248 Před měsícem +40

    I'm beginning to feel that the respect given to religious people just because, needs to wind down

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 Před měsícem

      I couldn’t concur more. It’s always the same aged presumptions, claims, assertions, circular bs then feeling offended because people just can’t buy into these sermon structured presentations. It’s basically the argument from arrogant ignorance. They call with their agenda driven diatribes posturing a defensive stay on message attitude that has them coming off sounding like a toddler having a tantrum. Yes or no question caller…..so where do you think you came from? My father’s ejaculate and my mom’s egg….answer the yes or no question caller…….so you believe you come from star dust? Yup I agree time to start openly questioning their sanity and asking why they repudiate education.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 Před měsícem +9

      I agree. Respect is earned, not given.

    • @jaydinledford6990
      @jaydinledford6990 Před 15 dny +3

      About goddamn time. Actually, way past time. I hate it man, how TF is anyone a theist in 2024 ffs, I'm loosing it bro

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier Před 7 dny

      It should have wound down when they started attacking people who didn't think like them, so in other words, thousands of years ago

  • @looselugnuts5874
    @looselugnuts5874 Před měsícem +76

    "If you open the bible, everything it says, it fulfils."
    My guy, the first fucking thing god says is that if adam and eve eat the fruit they will die.... and then they dont die 🤣

    • @reefhog
      @reefhog Před měsícem

      The first thing in the bible is genesis. In the beginning blah blah blah. Everything is a contradiction to reality. Earth is created before light etc.

    • @YY4Me133
      @YY4Me133 Před měsícem +6

      The god said they'd die _that day._
      "But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for *_in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die."_* - Genesis 2:17 [emphasis added]

    • @_MADAMIMADAM_
      @_MADAMIMADAM_ Před měsícem

      Regarding Adam & Eve, I also like to bring up that they had no knowledge of the concepts of right & wrong until AFTER they already broke the ridiculous rule of not eating that fruit. And if god is omniscient, then he absolutely knew that. And yet he punished them anyway. The god of the bible is a d!ck right out of the gate, and it only gets worse from there.

    • @Awestonsmith25
      @Awestonsmith25 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@YY4Me133 Are you just clarifying, or trying to dispute the point? Because if the latter, then your attempt fails as it's still clear that they didn't die that day. If the former, then hey fair enough lol

    • @brave_skykorn
      @brave_skykorn Před 27 dny +1

      ​@@YY4Me133 but he says on that day you will die. It says it will happen immediately

  • @johnsperry9494
    @johnsperry9494 Před měsícem +62

    “The road to atheism is littered with bibles that have been read cover to cover."
    --Andrew L. Seidel
    “Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
    ― Isaac Asimov
    "Atheism is what happens when you read the bible. Christianity is what happens when somebody else reads it for you." -- Robert G. Ingersoll.
    "I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." Isaac Asimov

    • @Akira-jd2zr
      @Akira-jd2zr Před měsícem +15

      “It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they’ve been fooled.” --Mark Twain
      “Faith does not give you the answer. It just stops you asking the questions.” -Frater Ravus
      “If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth…” --H.P. Lovecraft
      “I would rather have questions that can’t be answered, than answers that can’t be questioned.” --Richard Feynman

    • @Awestonsmith25
      @Awestonsmith25 Před měsícem

      ​@@Akira-jd2zr "The best cure for Christianity is reading the bible" --Mark Twain

    • @Awestonsmith25
      @Awestonsmith25 Před měsícem

      I would do more, but y'all covered the best others i've seen lol

    • @redeyewarrior
      @redeyewarrior Před 29 dny

      You don't even need a bible to become an atheist. All you need to do is to question and start thinking for yourself.

    • @Awestonsmith25
      @Awestonsmith25 Před 29 dny

      @@redeyewarrior Yea but this was in response to the caller constantly asking to bring the bible into the conversation when it wouldn't serve to help his case at all. Quite the opposite in fact

  • @ARoll925
    @ARoll925 Před měsícem +34

    Carlos, part of being respectful is ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THE PERSON YOU ARE CONVERSING WITH, so no you have not been respectful, you have been waiting to talk

    • @tcunero
      @tcunero Před měsícem +8

      Agreed... its so sad that people won't listen. Its like they turn off their brain when other people are talking to them and if they do address anything its a usless thing like swearing.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley Před měsícem

      Carlos is a spiffing example of the American education system.

    • @itsdodger1176
      @itsdodger1176 Před měsícem +2

      People who enter a conversation with a tantrum about being respectful, are litterally always the least respectful people.

  • @martinpenwald9475
    @martinpenwald9475 Před měsícem +55

    ”You’re too dumb to understand my bibeul so i win !”

    • @Awestonsmith25
      @Awestonsmith25 Před měsícem +1

      I prefer the "buy bull" version, but still 100% accurate to his "point"

  • @RPGgrenade
    @RPGgrenade Před měsícem +89

    Carlos is ridiculous. There's no reason to take them seriously. They're incapable of adopting a different perspective, and it's annoying to listen to him prattle on as if he's a victim in the conversation that someone has to "win". It's a stupid approach with a stupid result.

    • @sx5r
      @sx5r Před měsícem +6

      he is not the sharpest tool ... I think he was honestly incapable to understand the concept of metaphors. Which makes such discussions fairly pointless.
      Someone would have to educate him on basic principles of ... everything honestly ... first and then ask him again to start the discussion on the bible.

    • @Cellidor
      @Cellidor Před 21 dnem

      It frustrated me so much every time he kept going on about "Just let me read this script and if you don't agree then you win!" Let, Carlos, STOP. It's a bloody _conversation,_ it isn't about 'winning' or 'losing'. It's not a game of soccer, seriously.

  • @Glasschin2.0
    @Glasschin2.0 Před měsícem +41

    Why should we open the Bible ? Don’t cuss at me lol

  • @funknelson87
    @funknelson87 Před měsícem +26

    Carlos has no interest in what the hosts are saying whatsoever. He just wants to hear himself speak.

  • @mirandahotspring4019
    @mirandahotspring4019 Před měsícem +53

    Atheist; "I have no belief in your god and consider the bible to be a mostly anonymous collection of myths and legends, full of errors, absurdities, contradictions, and outright lies. Why should I believe anything in it?"
    Christian; "But the bible says..."

    • @A-WallfromAL
      @A-WallfromAL Před měsícem +9

      The Bible has been accepted as authoritative for so long in Christianized societies, I think it genuinely confuses people like Carlos that the hosts aren’t taking the Bible’s authority as a given. He treats quoting the Bible as you would the dictionary. 🤦‍♀️

    • @_MADAMIMADAM_
      @_MADAMIMADAM_ Před měsícem +7

      ​@@A-WallfromALYou're exactly right. They can't even fathom that someone could even possibly consider the bible to be just a book.

    • @A-WallfromAL
      @A-WallfromAL Před měsícem +5

      @@_MADAMIMADAM_ I believed the same for a good portion of my life. 🤷‍♀️ Easy to do when everyone you trust tells you that it’s THE one true word of the one true God.

    • @_MADAMIMADAM_
      @_MADAMIMADAM_ Před měsícem

      @@A-WallfromAL So did I. 😢 But now that I'm on the other side looking back, it's SO obvious. Indoctrination is a powerful b*stard.

    • @_MADAMIMADAM_
      @_MADAMIMADAM_ Před měsícem +3

      @@A-WallfromAL So did I. 😢 But now that I'm on the other side looking back, it's SO obvious. Indoctrination is a powerful enemy to break.

  • @mildredmartinez8843
    @mildredmartinez8843 Před měsícem +12

    The more i listen to Jim, the more i like his thought out answers. His responses to the caller were spot on.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley Před měsícem

      This is a good team for play-by-play and color.

  • @Glasschin2.0
    @Glasschin2.0 Před měsícem +25

    Why do theists find it so hard to listen and understand basic analogies.

    • @MerelvandenHurk
      @MerelvandenHurk Před měsícem +11

      Cognitive dissonance and compartmentalization, mostly. Many religious people have been so deeply indoctrinated into accepting their religion as true with the same level of confidence as that the world is round (most of them agree that the world is round, at least), that it's difficult to step outside of that perspective, and that's also actively discouraged in organized religion. They've just never been taught the skills to critically analyze their own views the way they'd analyze any other views. That's also why you so often hear Christians refute the Quran with reasons that are _just_ as true for the Bible (and vice versa, Muslims do that to the Bible too) without realizing it. The whole thing is built on a foundation of bulletproofing the religious ideas, because without that bulletproofing there'd be no religious people left. Only those religious ideas that indoctrinate that kind of compartmentalization and special pleading have survived. It's basically evolution, in a weird sense! :')

    • @robinette64
      @robinette64 Před měsícem +8

      It reminds me of a funny scene with Jim Carey in Liar, Liar:
      Carey: Your Honor, I object!!
      Judge: on what grounds?
      Carey: on the grounds that it’s devastating to my case!

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 Před 18 dny +2

      @@MerelvandenHurk Facts and reason have nothing to do with instinctually based beliefs. We are tribal by nature.

    • @KarlBunker
      @KarlBunker Před 7 dny +1

      Often, because they're too busy preaching to listen.

  • @drownoble
    @drownoble Před měsícem +30

    I pity Carlos, his brain was on one track and nothing would let him deviate from that track.

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 Před 28 dny +1

      an 8-track tape is much more flexible …

  • @kevinnazario1015
    @kevinnazario1015 Před měsícem +27

    Someone like carlos wants you to believe in his book. Yet he rejects every other " holy" books using the same arguments that those other believers use.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 Před měsícem +3

      Exactly. Its mind numbingly stupid and infuriating.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley Před měsícem +2

      @@petyrkowalski9887Some believe that the stupider you become, the more God loves you.

  • @n0w3lly90
    @n0w3lly90 Před měsícem +22

    Why don't we open a newspaper? If you want to prove a god, you shouldn't need the bible to do it. You should be able to provide evidence independent of that book 😂

  • @F_N_Inquisitor
    @F_N_Inquisitor Před měsícem +10

    This is like the most stereotypical theist conversation ever. He listens to absolutely nothing anyone says, then whines and crys if anything starts to sound like it wont go his way

  • @Dystopikachu
    @Dystopikachu Před měsícem +19

    "If you want to put god on trial" He repeats this phrase over and over again. The only one being put on trial is himself 😆

    • @jackwhitbread4583
      @jackwhitbread4583 Před měsícem

      How do you even put something you don't believe in on trial?

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 Před 28 dny

      God was accused of existing.
      The jury was not convinced, thus God was not convicted of existing.

  • @SSG1N571
    @SSG1N571 Před měsícem +13

    There is a distinct difference between listening and understanding. Carlos doesn’t understand. I’m not sure he has the mental fortitude to understand.

  • @BigRalphSmith
    @BigRalphSmith Před měsícem +22

    Poor Carlos. He started with the assumption that the bible is "true."
    That's where this conversation went off the rails. Literally from the first words.
    He was incapable of stepping back to the actual beginning point of the exchange.
    He so badly wanted to use the bible to "prove" God that he couldn't bring himself to actually examine why anyone should assume the bible is accurate.

    • @BigRalphSmith
      @BigRalphSmith Před měsícem +2

      @@paulgemme6056 Blah, blah, blah
      Same crap, different day.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley Před měsícem

      Worse, is the AWFUL Christian myth that the Bible automatically conveys the skills to understand it. The Rabbis work tirelessly to understand the very text that Christians gloss over.
      Why? Rabbis think it takes work. Some Christians believe that God exempted them from work by Grace. Jesus came to permit them to be lazy babies in their bassinets.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley Před měsícem +2

      @@paulgemme6056Aren’t you plagiarizing John a little? Why the magical thinking?

    • @benjaminmadrigalperez9010
      @benjaminmadrigalperez9010 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@paulgemme6056 That's how You get fooled. Please don't be fooled.

    • @starfishsystems
      @starfishsystems Před 29 dny +1

      ​@@paulgemme6056
      Thanks for providing another fine example of the sort of nonsensical justification that's called upon in defense of a book of magical claims.

  • @bearislandjosh5279
    @bearislandjosh5279 Před měsícem +6

    The cognative dissonance really sets in when they have to face the fact that people don't give a shit about their Bible

  • @brogren802
    @brogren802 Před měsícem +6

    Jim and the "with great power comes with great responsibilities" was excellent

    • @A-WallfromAL
      @A-WallfromAL Před měsícem +2

      Frankly, I think Spider Man is more useful as a moral guide than many religious texts. You cannot beat the elegant simplicity of “with great power comes great responsibility.” I cannot think of a situation where that would not be true.
      Pour one out for the great prophet Stan Lee. 🍷

    • @nopeaceforme837
      @nopeaceforme837 Před 16 dny

      I never really liked the Scarlet Spiders costume. I thought the hoody was a bit too excessive. A red costume with a large white spider on the chest would have been way cooler.

  • @EllasPOSEiDON
    @EllasPOSEiDON Před měsícem +21

    Carlos, Carlos. Please open your ears if you want to start any conversation. Your buybul doesn't prove your favorite super hero. Come on, you can do better.😅

  • @corywhitebread6519
    @corywhitebread6519 Před měsícem +11

    The biggest problem with the bible is that people who believe it don't actually deconstruct it. They don't look at it from an outside perspective. Case in point being this book is a compilation of stories written and told thousands of years ago. Exactly how intelligent were those people at that time. Did those people even know a place like Austrailia even existed let alone the other planets in our solar system or viruses, bacteria, allergic reactions, tectonic plates etc. So how would a group of people describe what they were seeing without the knowledge we have today.

    • @klebbe1
      @klebbe1 Před měsícem +1

      I'd say that you should replace the word "bible" with "religion", just as true and cover way more.

    • @corywhitebread6519
      @corywhitebread6519 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@klebbe1yes it would and religion is in fact the same thing. The comment was directed specifically at this one book about this one religion. All religions follow the same premise to date so far.

    • @klebbe1
      @klebbe1 Před měsícem +1

      @@corywhitebread6519 Yeah, just felt it limited the scope of the commented unnecessarily though. :-)

  • @topgunaudio7983
    @topgunaudio7983 Před měsícem +10

    And in the same way, in Harry Potter snape's first words to Harry (using potion ingredients) basically translates as 'i bitterly regret Lily's death.

  • @bulkvanderhuge9006
    @bulkvanderhuge9006 Před měsícem +7

    "You guys aren't allowing me to use the Bible Verse(s) that the Script I'm following needs to use." 10:30 Caller finally gets to read his script from a Creationist Website, Word-for-Word.

  • @SuperChicken666
    @SuperChicken666 Před měsícem +4

    No one's cursed at you yet sir, but give us a minute

  • @Lupinemancer87
    @Lupinemancer87 Před 15 dny +2

    "Hey You Atheist, Would You Just Open The Bible Already!"
    Most of us have, that is why we are Atheists.

  • @eequalswtf6281
    @eequalswtf6281 Před 28 dny +2

    Friend was at his house years ago trying to start a firepit and get his food started, but the wood was a little wet.
    Some evangelists came up to him in the yard and started the routine asking him if he knew Jesus while handing him a pamphlet.
    Without hesitation he grabbed the pamphlet and used it to start the firepit.
    They gasped in horror and quickly left, that church never came back.

  • @scarfhs1
    @scarfhs1 Před 24 dny +1

    You know someone isn't thinking straight when they think the word 'Why' is a curse word.

  • @danthomas6470
    @danthomas6470 Před 24 dny +2

    I ready the Bible cover to cover 3x by the time I was 20.
    That’s what led me to become agnostic.
    Then i watched scholarly debates and read highly accepted peer reviewed papers to become atheist.
    Then i watched Christian behavior to become anti-theist.

  • @mitchellconner6928
    @mitchellconner6928 Před 25 dny +1

    "Don't be rude"
    Says the guy who clearly wasn't listening half the time.

  • @dwp6471
    @dwp6471 Před měsícem +12

    Someone tell Carlos that the bible did not exist when Jesus was alive.
    The idea of salvation is a NT concept. It is not in the OT. That negates the ridiculous name game applogist play with OT genealogy.

    • @nopeaceforme837
      @nopeaceforme837 Před 16 dny

      Very good point. As I recall the Jews have no concept of hell. No one would take Religion seriously without the concept of hell. Everything else is negligible

  • @AntitheistHuman
    @AntitheistHuman Před měsícem +5

    This is the worst type of theist, the ones who complain atheists are not open while at the same time they are not open to the possibility of other gods and religions. They are sure their irrational belief is true so therefore they don't care about the other irrational beliefs 💀

  • @KyouTGD
    @KyouTGD Před měsícem +4

    It would be nice to have the right answer before telling someone else that their answer is wrong, but I don't need to be a baker to know that you can't make cake with mud.

  • @powbobs
    @powbobs Před měsícem +3

    He absolutely didn’t listen to anything they said.

  • @coreyloucks4865
    @coreyloucks4865 Před měsícem +8

    You forgot to mention human sacrifice among the horrible crimes commanded by god

  • @dragowolfraven3806
    @dragowolfraven3806 Před měsícem +19

    I did open the Bible. Very boring book. Great sleep aid though.

    • @mccartneyspencer6347
      @mccartneyspencer6347 Před měsícem +1

      I don't know about, you are right that it is very but I find it to be infuriating as well which is not conducive to sleep

    • @dragowolfraven3806
      @dragowolfraven3806 Před měsícem

      True.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley Před měsícem

      @@paulgemme6056Oh, give it a rest. Saying the exact same thing in different places is spamming.

    • @paulgemme6056
      @paulgemme6056 Před měsícem

      @@steveOCalley We are in the last days. Jesus Christ is our only hope. God resists the proud but gives grace to the humble. All have sinned. Unbelief is the only reason a soul/spirit goes to hell. Jesus Christ is the lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world. Including yours and mine. We are saved by Grace through Faith. No religion needed. Just faith, faith plus nothing.

    • @JBee887
      @JBee887 Před měsícem

      ​@@paulgemme6056 we've been in our "final days" for centuries now! Give it a rest

  • @Taylor-vz4ot
    @Taylor-vz4ot Před měsícem +3

    media literacy needs to be discussed more in schools

  • @Bookwyrm86
    @Bookwyrm86 Před měsícem +4

    Carlos did not hear a single word the hosts said. He had a script in his head and acted as though they were following it.
    Apologists are the most dishonest people on the planet.

  • @graemerose1616
    @graemerose1616 Před měsícem +6

    Good to see the "Harry Potter card" being played. Next up Horus?

    • @stultusvenator3233
      @stultusvenator3233 Před měsícem +1

      All equivalent to the bible and god claims - all fiction. Carlos is just to thick.

  • @neekerbreeker
    @neekerbreeker Před měsícem +15

    One of the best things I learn from these shows is how to improve my own listening skills. Carlos, like many of these callers, was just waiting for his turn to talk. The hosts did their best to show him what he was doing, but there's the problem: if he doesn't listen, he can't learn anything.

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 Před měsícem +3

    Carlos is a great example of active non-listening. 😂😂😂

  • @MasterSpade
    @MasterSpade Před 17 dny +1

    Carlos is another example of another believer that has NEVER heard arguments from the "other side"! Sad but True.

  • @RayMottarelly
    @RayMottarelly Před měsícem +5

    They could have saved ten minutes by just letting Carlos make his point at the beginning, and then explained why the Bible is not special.

    • @ziploc2000
      @ziploc2000 Před měsícem +3

      Given his druthers I don't think Carlos would have stopped yapping in a mere 20 minutes.

    • @paulgemme6056
      @paulgemme6056 Před měsícem

      One should open the bible and read the living word of God because when one does so with the right motive (seeking the truth) they will come to know the one and only true living God/Jesus Christ/Holy Spirit. One must be born again to know Jesus Christ (the Living Word). Those who reject the truth (Jesus Christ) have a proud and arrogant mind set to disbelieve the fact that they are a sinner in need of God's Grace and mercy. If a man says he has never done wrong/sinned he is a liar, and the truth is not in him. There is only one who walk the face of the earth and never sinned; God/Jesus Christ himself, the God/man, the Son of God, the Lamb of God, the Prince of Peace, the Lord of Lords, the King of Kings, the Redeemer, Savior of souls.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley Před měsícem +2

      @@paulgemme6056Yeah, you just said the same thing elsewhere, but I’ll only reply once.

  • @apinkandblueshark
    @apinkandblueshark Před měsícem +4

    The caller was being respectful as they interrupted the hosts, changed the conversation topic for no reason, refused to answer any question directly...

  • @user-qm8cc5go8r
    @user-qm8cc5go8r Před měsícem +1

    Thank you Carlos!! For perfectly illustrating the many problems associated with indoctrination and religion. Great inadvertent job!!

  • @hjtapia74
    @hjtapia74 Před 28 dny +1

    Oh, how is it I never got this before? God inspired an old text in Hebrew, sent a Messiah who spoke Aramaic, whose second generation of followers wrote what he (supposedly) said in Greek so whenever we read the Bible, in English, 2000 years later, we can finally decode the message! Genius!

  • @geoffmower8729
    @geoffmower8729 Před měsícem +9

    Hey you theists, Would you just read the bible already!

    • @stultusvenator3233
      @stultusvenator3233 Před měsícem +1

      I did it is the best literary fiction ever written for creating ATHEISTS.

    • @stultusvenator3233
      @stultusvenator3233 Před měsícem

      @@paulgemme6056
      Reading the bible seeking the "Truth" requires you to know what truth is and have a methodology to identify it.
      This is why so many who DO read the bible wake up and leave the religion.
      The BS you spew means nothing to the better informed and those that know the "truth" of the bible, it is literature a fiction.
      YOUR IN A CULT -WAKE UP.
      You can do it. The failed loser messiah is not real.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley Před měsícem

      @@paulgemme6056spam.

  • @ARoll925
    @ARoll925 Před měsícem +8

    What was the cursing thing at the beginning about?, very weird

    • @johnchambers9836
      @johnchambers9836 Před měsícem +2

      Because he knew he was going to talk cr@p and not listen to a word they said

    • @ziploc2000
      @ziploc2000 Před měsícem +4

      I suspect that most conversations Carlos has end up with people cursing at him, because he doesn't listen.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 Před měsícem +1

      Wierd..like theistic thinking

    • @confustled
      @confustled Před měsícem

      @@petyrkowalski9887 Theists: "We don't do that here."

  • @swingstylez
    @swingstylez Před měsícem

    Jim Barrows: "With great power comes great responsibility." this is a quote that everyone should live by :)

  • @Jrpyify
    @Jrpyify Před měsícem +6

    The Bible is impenetrable to intellect, but Carlos really wants them to open it anyway, lol.
    Yes, let us open the Bible so we can gaze upon its inscrutability and learn nothing.

  • @MrMZaccone
    @MrMZaccone Před 14 dny

    “To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.” - Thomas Paine

  • @kennethsteinfield6104
    @kennethsteinfield6104 Před 11 dny

    “Come on, guys, please, just open the book I like, please just open it!”

  • @davidsmith7653
    @davidsmith7653 Před měsícem +5

    Mr Crabtree Goes Fishing was greatly useful to me when I was a kid learning fishing. The bible was no use at all on any subject.

    • @stultusvenator3233
      @stultusvenator3233 Před měsícem

      It has the instruction for buying and keeping slaves?

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 Před 18 dny

      The Bible tells you what to do if you injure someone's ox or ass.

  • @BlessYourHeart254
    @BlessYourHeart254 Před 15 dny +1

    Why do some/many theists assume (a) we aren’t formerly religious, and/or (b) we haven’t read the BuyBull and don’t believe it anymore.

  • @runemanqwe
    @runemanqwe Před měsícem +7

    Carlos, if you cant bother to listen to the people you're talking to then of course they are gonna get irritated. Stop getting offended by people reacting to you talking over them and your unwillingness to listen.

  • @KarlBunker
    @KarlBunker Před 7 dny

    "I am being respectful to you, please be respectful to me."
    Not _ever_ listening to _anything_ a person says is very, very disrespectful.

  • @feedingravens
    @feedingravens Před měsícem +5

    This guy was almost to good to not be a poe
    When he really meant what he said in the end, that he cannot be wrong, then in my eyes of 10 years of german public school catholic religin lessons he did something that no christian should EVER do:
    think of himself as infallible, and therefore think of himself as better than all those that do not think the same as he does.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley Před měsícem

      Yep. Luke 18:9 Jesus tells the arrogant to dummy up.

  • @sparki9085
    @sparki9085 Před měsícem +2

    "I'm being respectful"
    Carlos, don't lie. At every point you have demonstrated that you cannot listen respectfully

  • @bobs182
    @bobs182 Před 18 dny +1

    Hey, Christians I challenge you to read the entire Bible cover to cover with an attempt to understand it.

  • @MikeV671
    @MikeV671 Před měsícem +1

    One of my favorite call from TH - this and the call with the flerf getting destroyed by EJ Sorrell🤣👌🏽

  • @airforcex9412
    @airforcex9412 Před měsícem +4

    This is kindergarten level stuff. I love how he thinks the names he listed have a “secret meaning” anyone with Google or that speaks Hebrew knows…😂

  • @JamesRichardWiley
    @JamesRichardWiley Před 3 dny +1

    A failed god, a man made from dirt, a woman made from a bone, and a talking snake does not instill much confidence in me. Bring some more.

  • @jeffsaxton716
    @jeffsaxton716 Před 25 dny

    I've read and studied the Bible extensively. That's a big reason why I'm an atheist.

  • @letstrytouserealscienceoka3564

    Whenever someone tells me that I should read the bible, I say "Let's do it together, and let's start with the book of Numbers and read it out loud in one sitting."

  • @Syrnian
    @Syrnian Před 15 dny

    I did open the Bible. In fact it was a Bible given to me from my born against Christian neighbor in the 90s. That Bible is what led me to become an atheist.

  • @thomasrendleman5387
    @thomasrendleman5387 Před měsícem +1

    If I claim to be a wise man it surely means that I don’t know

  • @rylanasher4756
    @rylanasher4756 Před měsícem +3

    This is what religion does to your brain. Not even once, kids.

  • @johnchambers9836
    @johnchambers9836 Před měsícem +3

    Im being so respectful but i wont listen to a word youre saying, i will say you're wrong and talk over you while telling you what you think but so respectful

  • @odinson6348
    @odinson6348 Před měsícem +2

    Christian: "I read the Bible to strengthen my beliefs. What do atheists read to do that?"
    Atheist: "Same."

  • @decay79
    @decay79 Před měsícem

    Hahah the gum ball analogy walkthrough was so funny.. He got it but at the same time was totally blind to it..

  • @kentuckybuckeye7458
    @kentuckybuckeye7458 Před 26 dny

    With great power comes great responsibility .
    Quote from a fictional person in a fictional stories yet is a great moral code

  • @davidmarquart3912
    @davidmarquart3912 Před měsícem +1

    Jim is a Dresden fan. Knew I liked that guy.

  • @Angel-nl1hp
    @Angel-nl1hp Před 27 dny

    Already did that. That's a major reason why I rejected the biblical nonsense.

  • @OceanusHelios
    @OceanusHelios Před měsícem

    "I can call next week and we can have a debate!"
    I've been searching for a theists that debates. I've not found an example of one yet.
    I've seen theists arrive to "debate" and utterly ignore the debate and use it as an opportunity to preach.
    There is no debate because a theist willing to go in public and hold their postion is so firm in their beliefs that they are undebatable to them. So they won't debate.

  • @markcoledrumteacher
    @markcoledrumteacher Před měsícem +1

    Jim learned Uncle Ben's lesson from Spider-Man.

  • @HTGY6YTH67Y
    @HTGY6YTH67Y Před 11 dny

    Carlos is the epitome of "in one ear and out the other." Dude was not listening to a single word the hosts were saying.

  • @ogroncholmondeley1207

    One of life's great listeners there.

  • @adammoore7447
    @adammoore7447 Před 24 dny +1

    Please guys! Open the damn Bible...so I can use "The Bible says (X)", to prove it's true. I love circular reasoning.

  • @jerrycallender-qm7zr
    @jerrycallender-qm7zr Před 26 dny

    Here's a verse: PSALMS 137:9
    "HAPPY WILL HE BE who taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."

  • @Ben-no4lz
    @Ben-no4lz Před měsícem +1

    How can he not grasp what they mean when they keep asking “Why the Bible?”
    How is Carlos telling them to “look at the Bible” any different from a Muslim telling them to “Look at the Quran”?

  • @erl7466
    @erl7466 Před 28 dny

    i love it when people call who’ve never seen these guys before. as if anyone deserves the right to preach from a. book at you. as if a book is where ultimate truth could be found.

  • @casper130rocks
    @casper130rocks Před měsícem +3

    The moment someone mentions prophecy you should respond that the bible has zero confirmed prophecy but the Simpsons have hundreds of confirmed predictions that all happened with in a decade of the prediction

    • @NapalmWeed
      @NapalmWeed Před měsícem

      SIMPSONS DID IT! that is my new religion, because it is verifiable!

    • @casper130rocks
      @casper130rocks Před měsícem

      @@NapalmWeed doughnuts and beer for communion

    • @NapalmWeed
      @NapalmWeed Před měsícem

      @@casper130rocks and thus Homer salivated with delight at the bounty before him.

    • @casper130rocks
      @casper130rocks Před měsícem

      @@NapalmWeed and they all sang nacho nacho hat

  • @jens2old2care
    @jens2old2care Před měsícem +3

    I think it all comes down to fear. The idea that the Bible might not be true scares the hell out of them. If the Bible isn't true, then what?? Life has no meaning? I wish they could see beyond it and realize that, even if the Bible is totally false, they're gonna be OK. They could still go on to have purpose in life and be decent people. It's like they are desperately holding on to a spiritual life preserver in 3 feet of water, never realizing they could just put their feet down and stand on their own.

    • @zzcanasta
      @zzcanasta Před měsícem +1

      Absolutely right, and beautifully put. And it also tells believers that as long as they obey and do not question, they will live forever.

  • @alucarderipmavtube
    @alucarderipmavtube Před 27 dny +1

    The Sorcerer's Stone unfolds the Goblet of Fire, which unfolds the Prisoner of Azkaban, which unfolds the Order of The Phoenix, which unfolds The Half-Blood Prince, which unfolds The Deathly Hallows.
    The unfolding thing makes zero sense to why it's relevant.

  • @nullverba856
    @nullverba856 Před měsícem

    _"Just open this book I cannot demonstrate the validity of and we can have a nice discussion about y'all adopting _*_my_*_ religion! _*_See how it works? Isn't that neat"_*

  • @adobo1976
    @adobo1976 Před měsícem

    mmm. Circular logic in the morning. It goes so well with my coffee.

  • @thomasrendleman5387
    @thomasrendleman5387 Před měsícem +2

    Carlos is the most ignorant person that I’ve ever heard next to TD Jakes

  • @tekbarrier
    @tekbarrier Před 7 dny

    "Could you be wrong?"
    "No"
    😂 okay then

  • @cesariglesias297
    @cesariglesias297 Před 15 dny

    Carlos was one of the "honest" Christians that make me question my old faith got in trouble asking questions and reading the Bible was another hint?