The Zipper Was In Front - Fact-Checking No. 45's Pants Scandal
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2021
- After the internet delighted in the possibility that America's previous president was copying a look from the legendary rap duo Kriss Kross, people may be disappointed to hear that fact checkers have proven the president was not wearing his pants backwards at a speech in North Carolina last weekend. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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i think it's just as funny to hear just one guy laughing at his jokes as it is to hear the whole audience.
You can do comedy for one guy paid to laugh.
Literally gives it a special feeling
I just thought it was one guy that was paid to laugh at his jokes amplified and tweaked at all his shows
Tbf he's always done that, even with a full audience
As someone somewhere else said, Trump may not have had his pants on backwards, but it's very telling that he's the first ex-President in history where that was considered a real possibility.
😂😂😂
That was Seth Meyers
Sorry, I seriously can not agree with this line of reasoning. That's coming dangerously close to the Republicans "I feel" philosophy, where if you "feel" something it's the same as it being true. See for example Newt Gingrich's RNC speech in 2016 interview where he was saying it "feels" like the economy under Obama was bad and crime is going up even if by all objective measures it was the opposite.
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Maybe Taft.
@@jb888888888 it was a JOKE, and an obvious one at that. Lighten the hell up, Francis.
Serious shoutout to the animator behind "Vax-Scene". They are increasingly delightful.
I don't understand how they keep getting better!! Lmao
Yes
Don't know why Stephen dislikes the Vaxx-scene.
I love how Colbert treats trump like Voldemort, not saying his actual name.
Me 2
A lot of TV ppl don't or won't say his name
Absolutely, but for very different reasons! In this case, in order to further reduce the individuals' presence in the public eye.
I can't thank them enough!
If anyone deserves damnatio memoriae, it's Agolf Twittler.
Thankfully!
I’m going to miss this version of The Late Show. It was silly and funny and intimate.
I hope he brings his beautiful wife Evie to the studio with him. I just love her.🤗💙
I LOVED the no audience - but I am happy he is excited!
I wasn’t a fan UNTIL the locked down version. John Oliver is great both ways but there’s something less bullshitty about this Colbert. Intimately funny like you said.
@@greghernandez7590
Unfortunately, no jon steward 2 pop outta no where during covid…
No...Colbert is embarrassing.
I hope Evie is your first guest or at least your co host. We love her.
We? Why don't you speak for yourself? That way, you can say something that's true.
@@chonqmonk why don't you stop being a nitpicking cynic. I was talking about my family and I , not the collective we of every person. Don't jump to conclusions. Have a great day!!
I totally agree, I'd like a Dr. Phil escort with Evie.
@@shirleypearson8702 and I think Evie is quite pretty. Her laugh matches her face.
How economically devastating would it be if cruise lines stopped picking up _just_ in Florida?
"With trillions of dollars, imagine how much no taxes they would pay"...that writer gets the W
Great line.
@AMT Bail out banks and trillionaires. ChrisTopherStrong is an invalid so who cares if he has less "free" money to spend! Not only that he probably still has a significantly high income(Lol irony). He should have tried harder when he was able to work. Then he would be fine!
My mother wore those elastic waistband “slacks” when she got older. They had a fake zipper placket as well.
Worn by my most nursing home patients for easy diaper changes.
Mine too lol
Oh OK, they just let the monster out of the 'home' for a brief outing, lol.
😀😲🤣🤪✌😎
Slacks, haha, my Mom too!
They are worn by women not men wearing slacks.
"..floating prisons of medical grade despair." I got a chuckle out of that one! I love the writing on this show.
haven't even got that far yet but that's a great line...
@@samnelson2343 pp
They still are. It's called the norovirus.
"Americans, they'll dump battery acid in the river and complain they can't go swim." - Lou Reed.
Lou,!!! Reed, hey boy, take walk on the wild side, wow that was BRILLIANT, love it live ,rock and roll, guitar playing is break neckspeed,,, goin get some lou reed now, thanks for sharing this ..... roc n rol. Back , its sweet Jane, live ,
@@MK-su6eg Oh yeah, rock on brother!
The fact that it wasn't totally improbable that he'd wear his pants backwards is a much SCARIER idea, particularly since he leads an ENTIRE PARTY and has 40% support in the country....
I still can't believe people want to go back to that. His whole presidency was just horrible
30%, if even that much, some of those people just vote Republican for the sake of voting Republican, doesn't matter how much of a monster the person is.
@@acolley2891 I can. People are.....
@@Quyzbuk86 30% is a LOT. SHOULDN'T even be CLOSE.
@@cindys2995 I know, I know, you would think with all the grandparents that went to WW2 to stop Nazis that such a notion would be less than 1% here, but Agolf Twitler and the rhetoric repurposed for modern days seems still wildly popular...
Did 45 wear his pants backwards? It Depends.
😂😂😂
😱 😱 😱...
Hilarity!
😂👍
U didnt!!!!
I pity the guy who had to look THAT close to THAT region of THAT man.
Not enough money in the world...
@@fatfreddyscat5767 $130,000, apparently.
69 Likes and I ain't gonna change it
alrighty ru - I changed it for you... to 169 likes.
Front or back..it still looked like his diaper was full.
Probably is…
The only thing I've known about Trump's pants is that they've been constantly on fire for decades.
Straight up FACT 😆👍
That was probably Pence in them. He has been there 4 yrs...
We didn't start the fire...
His pant have been burnin'
Since the worlds bin turnin'
And now there's extra fuel...
His pants was not backwards.
It's just his head was never screwed in correctly.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The pants were forwards, but Trump was backwards.
Bible upside down, pants backwards, cmon man!!!!
Were*
Did he have his wig on backwards?
Y'know, the fact that his pants were on right is a good thing. What ISN'T a good reflection on the former commander in queef is that people were so ready to believe that his pants were on backwards. When you're so much of a hot mess that people are willing to instantly believe you put your pants on backward on accident, you probably shouldn't have ever been president in the first place, dude.
👌
Oh I totally believed it. Somewhere a tech savvy millennial is laughing his or her ass off.
There is a new product out there FlashPants. Made of rice paper they spontaneously ignite into a flash of light and smoke when the wearer lies leaving them exposed and naked. FlashPants tm
It's not that we were all so easily deceived by suggestion but the actual reality is never far from satire.
The real question is how can a supposed billionaire not be able to find pants that actually fit correctly...
I’m admitting, I do not miss the live audience and enjoy the show better with out them.
I second that
@@roshanminai third that
Maybe they’ll feel the same about you 😂
Totally agree it feels like we at home have full attention without audience as the barrier just watching this after just seen the back to 60s style show.
I just realized how this show has an old timey genuinely patriotic air to it, it's nice that we're getting more reasons to be proud of our country again. 🇺🇸
Colbert and Seth Meyers shouldn’t be permitted to have a week off at the same time! Never again!
That was actually the best week ever
We still had Conan.
@@victorarredondo304 Imagine being this sad.
thats what i keep saying!!! FLAG ON THE PLAY!!😂
No kidding! Last week was hell!
Make sure y'all are voting in each election and remind your family and friends to vote too.
There's so much trash that needs to be voted out.
Like democraps
The Dems are only to rig the election with alien technology
Primary all these retrumplicqns! Get them out!
@@victorarredondo304 awww. You poor thing. Lol.
@@victorarredondo304 weep
Stephen has figured out how to make this no-audience format work so perfectly. His timing, his facial expressions, his looks at his co-workers in the room, and his ability to know when something is funny or maybe not. It feels so personal and comforting. I'm going to miss this format. But I'm sure having a live audience will make him immensely happy. Thank you Stephen for all you've done to get us through this mess.
So well said, kinda blue. I really don’t ever want to see Stephen in suit and tie again…bring on the Ugg slippers!
"It felt like the end of Prohibition." - Said the 110 year old club owner.
Clearly, it doesn't matter that your pants are on the right way 'round if the diaper under them isn't.
Yeah sleepy joe knows from experience
@@victorarredondo304 You mean President Biden?
@@victorarredondo304 You pathetic, empty vessel.
Are you implying he had his super big boys on ?
I've really started to love the Stephen-the-in-the-office with Evie & the laughing crew. I guess I learn to love the Ed Sullivan theater version again.
I hope Evie will still guest for the holiday card, first drafts reading.
I truly love to hear their laughs too. I was excited until I saw your comment, now I’m grieving losing their laughter. I especially love hearing him make his wife laugh.
I'm really going to miss it this way. He was so much more relatable and funny. And his jokes were on point. Not a big fan of the over suited slick back hair and more hot dog jokes.
Same
I’ll miss the intimate one-on-one get-together feeling with Stephen in the office, along with Evie and the crew, but as they say, “all good things must end one day”, and this was a good thing that I didn’t want to end.
I’m sure gonna miss the laughter of the crew, but it’ll be grand for y’all to have a live audience again.
Jeff Bezos: "Open the pod bay doors, Hal."
HAL 9000: "I'm sorry, Jeff, but I'm afraid I can't do that."
😂 you awesome
For the last 40 years, we have been ignoring Public Health departments and High School Civics. The results are telling
Not We, but the Republicans finding new was to cut funding for our Government agencies and keeping the Democrats from giving the funding back!
Small government to a Republican is no government at all, except the Military and elected officials salary and perks!
F REPUBLICAN GREED!
I think Stephen absolutely should wear slippers with a suit for his first show back in the studio as a nod to this last year. Like if you agree and would like to see.
Definitely!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🍻🥇🍻🎶
Hope you invite the mrs. to to your show. Your chemistry is such a joy to see. You both have a great sense of humor and mad charisma.
Keep fighting the good fight, and best of wishes changing Americans one voter at a time.
10:25 The government missed a big opportunity to call this "The Mulder Report"
I like the part where the very idea that the Stable Genius wore his pants backwards without knowing, is actually so believable that no one ever questioned if it was true. 😂🤣
Florida, forever a shame.
And proud of it.
I literally laughed out loud when he said fatty kreuger 🤣
Please please please do a long shot of walking from the broom closet to the stage next week, it will really give us the transition that we need.
I highly appreciate sticking to the "don't show his name" style - everybody with a pulse knows it's annoying the living fuck out of him.
That's the only reason why I am tuning in for news about Ivanka's Father Husband these days: the nicknames.
@Kraut Mick says the one who probably supported a failed coup because election results are hard to comprehend.
@Kraut Mick …says a supporter of the fragile narcissist who couldn’t stop obsessing about Hilary and Obama for his entire regrettable four years “in office.”
@Kraut Mick Self-hatred is sad. I am sure it feels pathetic being like that. It actually is sad. But be aware, there’s help available for you.
LOl right? They were editing his name out of documents that made it on air for not even 2 seconds months ago! Love it!
Okay, so the Commander in Poo had his pants on right. He's still backwards.
He probably came out backwards when he was born.😂
This reminds me of a line: "Drumpf wears his golf cap backwards, and when he turns it around it's still backwards."
He is a baby
But seriously this was such a great episode. Ebullient Cicada is marvelous. Nathan Lane even! “We can’t have anything nice.”
I know there are alien space ships flying around, what planet do you think dumped Marjorie Taylor Greene here?
Snopes' report that the zipper was actually in the front of Trump's pants doesn't touch on the fact that there's an obvious diaper underneath those pants.
Exactly. He had a diaper on
He always has a diaper on. Pretty sure he actually shit his pants sitting beside Erdogan. And pretty Erdogan's aide heard it and told Erdogan lol.
@@jademoon7938 Noel Casler, who worked for years with Trump on The Apprentice, said Trump has been wearing Depends for years due to drug abuse.
@@mrsmucha His comedy act using his insider info on Trump is hilarious
@@jademoon7938 Thanks for the tip.
Yes, his pants were on right its just he was wearing depends. I worked at a nursing home and that's what it looks like when they wear them
Whatever the case is, I'm still inclined to shit on him because he has no problem making fun of other people for less (and his supporters follow his example). But when he has a problem, the same supporters act like it's nothing, and call anyone out for criticizing him. Such hypocrites.
Ya, so did I for 15 years . But unless the male residents were wearing stretch sweat pants thier pants still had a zipper in the front
Thats what it looks like when they fill 'em...
His Diapers wouldn't show so much if someone would just clean the shit out of them
Soo, Trump start leaking himself.
And, can we confirm if "46" just had his pants on backwards?
They were Granny Pants, that stuck to every wrinkle in his Va J J and his Mamel Toe!
The camera man is a better audience than the whole audience.
best job ever??
Honestly I don't want the audiences to come back - I love this loose and relaxed style for Colbert, Meyers, Oliver, Noah, I loves it!
There was something weird happening in the front of Donnie's trousers...
That's what Stormy said...
His mangina was defnly incontinent.
Sleepy joe Definetly knows that from his experience
@@victorarredondo304 You're just writing out words hoping eventually you get lucky and they form a coherent sentence.
@@HOTD108_
Yeah bae😘
And then his ten minutes was over…
The Polka Poke-a! Lol! Your writers are too much! A+
LOVE YOU MR. COLBERT!!!! YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!! YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH WHILE ADDING YOUR HUMOR!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!
Forget the pants, I'm more concerned that 45 was wearing a full diaper underneath. Usually one changes it out after one poos in it.
And sleepy joe farts under his too
@@victorarredondo304 too* ...
When the box says 7-10 pounds, that’s all they’ll hold.
Exactly what it looks like. He talks through his ass, so it’s probably full.
@@victorarredondo304 why are you so angry bot
The only live audience I want is Mrs Colbert
Me too
I'm really going to miss the relaxed atmosphere of him giggling with the small crew and the Mrs
If TheRump wasn't wearing his trousers backwards, he must now be wearing adult diapers for incontinence!
He's been wearing diapers for awhile now.
@@annedebjones9582 years according to Noel C
Dude, no, totally wear those slippers. They look SUPER comfy! I want some!
Uggs rock!
The only problem is, I'm not sure they'd be the best footwear for doing stuff like the Caravan dance or the occasional galloping around the stage.
Not gonna lie, I miss Stephen’s impersonations of trumps tweets. Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot😂
Thx for bringing us so much joy Stephen!
Oh gee, thanks, now I'm going to hear it in my sleep, dot dot dot, dot dot dot, ... 😄
A small price to pay for normalcy in this nation.
Let's stay that way.
I thought I was the only one who loved that? 😂😂😂😂 One night, after a stressful day, I was walking around the apartment, saying "Dot, dot, dot, for, dot, dot,!".
Cat was giving me such a look. 😂
@@bettyveronica460 😂
@@jlbueno0611 haha so true, still one of the funniest segments during the 4 years 😂🤷🏽♂️
The blink/brow fail killed me!
The Master of Delusion is back....no wait, that's his front!
LOL, IQ45 isn’t wearing his pants backwards. It only looks that way because of the ‘depends effect’. 😃
‘depends effect’😀🤣🤪😁✌😎
IQ45 lol
"I will not wear five year old Uggs."
me: waits to see if he wears brand-new Uggs
Same, it’s a good idea
#DIAPERDON. The Depends
came undone 🤣🤣❗
Florida is apparently TRYING to restart the pandemic. Build that wall! Build that wall! (between Georgia and Florida).
Don't forget Alabama
My immediate reaction to the image was, "He's wearing an adult diaper" - so, not much of a shocker...!
I can't even imagine what it will be like if he runs in 2024. God help us!
And it’s full!
He's been wearing them for decades.
czcams.com/video/N60ceYRlY2I/video.html Apprentice staffers know it all too well.
Too bad he doesn't pass around adult diapers at his rallies to those that don't already wear them. Might make it easier to make it through his three and a half hours of pointless jibberish.
@@lightningstrikestwice6302 Ouch! Diapers and runs in the same sentence. Ugh! 🇬🇧
"Imagine how much no taxes they'll pay" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's got his dipper on 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have to say, I'm going to be sorry when this moves back to the theater. There is something about the casualness and intimacy of the at home performances that is worthwhile. But i do know it is awfully hard to perform to a computer.
I’ve been sorry many of them have gone back with audiences. I can’t hear a damn thing they’re saying because people are laughing and clapping so hard.
I agree! I don’t miss the suit and patter at all. I do miss Jon Batiste
Australia: $5000 fine if you don't wear a mask in public.
Murica: $5000 fine if you even attempt to be a decent human being, i mean, it's every murican's right to put lives at risk yeah!?
Not all Murica, just Florida so far, with T wanabe sycophant DeSantis
Yep. Florida. No doubt other red states will follow.
We needed a war to stop some of them from enslaving people so no surprise.
Well, there's an easy way to solve the problem...the cruise lines will just charge these people $5000 extra to get on the ship without proof of vaccination. No problem.
😂😂😂the hot dog! Body ady...go Steven, it’s yer birthday! Thank you man. You always lighten my day
A sea peasant , my god Colbert you are THE BEST!!!!🇨🇦✌🏻
when I heard Trump was wearing the zipper in the rear I just assumed Putin was in town
That was a good one black cat !!
Looks like Cheeto is receiving, again, and again. There was that 25 minutes that Orange Creepious and Putzin were alone with no one else in the room during their first. " meeting "
@@Dragn1089 that's when he became known as sugar daddy vlady
@@BlackCat-dm7se 😆😆😆
“Imagine how much no taxes they would pay!” Took me out.
"Call me Ishmael" had me laughing so hard. 😂
Now i know why he was off for a few days - needed to animate more vax scenes.
OH... MY... GOODNESS. 😶 Are those pants or a Shar Pei?
two shar peis, fat ones
I didn't even see any zipper, just a crease, looked like a picture of his butt with his jacket on backwards
Please, please have a separate video with all theme songs and dancing of the syringes! Graphics is genius and they are adorable!!
I'll be looking for a cruise that requires vaccinations. Even though I'll be vaccinated, I don't want to risk an outbreak among the unvaccinated screwing up my vacation. I am OK with a couple of people with vaccine exemptions, but an absolute disregard for the vaccine status of a confined group of strangers is not in the cards this year.
Looks like I won't be returning to cruising anytime soon...
Yes, Florida, why am I no longer surprised?
Email your senator and Manchin, be a little rebellious. Tell him he's a coward where it counts.
Just remind Manchin that he capitulated to GOP terrorists, which is something the US should not do.
@@Chunkboi I went much further than that in the one I've sent. He is an embarrassment to the office he holds and the uniform he wore. He is willing to sacrifice democracy for his own political survival.
and don't forget to sign any correspondence "You Remain My Servant", because after all is said and done, they are, allegedly, supposed to be public servants... ;))
Manchin represents a VERY conservative, almost alt-right district. It's amazine he was elected in the first place. He's trying to hold on.
Although I figured since the Dem seniority in the Senate was only one vote, some Senator would take advantage to blackmail the Democrats.
@@veramae4098 there's zero point for him to hold a seat if he's still a puppet of the GOP, and he is. This is why progressives like myself hate the party, they think just holding a seat with zero substance is better than holding themselves accountable. They think they are owed our support despite constantly doing not much of anything outside of stealing our platform to win.
He deserves every bit of ill will sent his way, and if that loses the seat? Who cares, it's not like he was using it to do anything useful. Quit accepting mediocrity, this is exactly what the GOP does every single time and yet democrats never learn. It's embarrassing.
Seriously going to miss these. The laughs and guffaws in background. Love them.
Actually, it's just his head that is on backwards. It suddenly decided to follow his mind.
His pants don't look backwards, it just looks like he's wearing an adult diaper.
Sleepy joe wears bagy clothes. Needs a diaper right away. Hopes he dosent trip on that plane😂
Definitely a diaper! But he's gone to elastic waist!
@@victorarredondo304 bagy? Did you mean beige? What eastern block country are you ineptly trolling from?
@@victorarredondo304 aaawww, are they making fun of your god?
A urine soaked bursting full diaper*
I'm gonna miss this style of the show. I prefer Evie's and the crew's laughter.
Me too but I'm still happy for Stephen. He's wanted this so bad for so long lol
Yeah you're special.
I’m going to miss this format, too, with Evie and the crew. As excited as Stephen is about returning to the original format, that’s how much I wish we could keep it like this.
I agree
Hepatitis
“Can you zoom in?….BUSTED!!🇷🇺” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Forget the live audience, keep this format!
Florida is playing for keeps in the "How Much More Stupid Can We Be?" Olympics.
They certainly are the Jessie Owens of stupid.
They've been playing that game for quite some time now.
Florida’s State motto should be “Hold my beer”
Florida and Texas are in a heated battle to be the dumbest state in America.
Anyone dumb enough to get on cruise ship that doesn't demand proof of vaccination needs to be eliminated from the gene pool anyway, and most of those nitwits will be from Florida so...meh.
Last week was a lonnnngggg week without monologues.
Stephen, you've become a crucial part of my daily self-care during quarantine. Glad you're back from break!
The Hot-dog 3-peat just killed me
Maybe if Bezos gets lost in space, his employees can actually pee in a proper receptacle and form a union, unfettered.
Yup, and the inside of the toilets should have a pic of his fugly mug.
Jeff Bezos's personality is exactly like his appearance: a little prick.
One can hope.
Or maybe we could, you know, stop buying shit from Amazon and go to an actual store to get it. The situation reached this point because people want convenience but are unwilling to give it up even if it makes other people's lives hell. Bezos didn't take our money - we made him into what he his the moment we decided it made sense to buy toilet paper on line.
@@Palmieres it is all fine and dandy to say people should just boycott amazon, but some people are basically forced to rely on it and feel like sh*t for that
Disabled people have had to rely on amazon for years, even more so during the pandemic, limited incomes mean you *cannot* shop around 20+ online stores or pay multiple shipping fees
Blaming consumers for bezos being a dick is like blaming sex workers for the tangerine blimp for being a cheating scumbucket
The important thing here is that if you'd accused any other President in history of having his pants on backwards, the community response would have been "No effin way." rather than "Let's zoom in for 2 days to be sure."
Baahaa "sea peasant" 🤣
The front of his diaper is full 🤣🤣🤣
Texas and Florida, one day they're going to build a fence around them. 🙄
Except with Florida we can do like Bugs Bunny did. We can just saw it off and let it drift away.
Just build the fence around Miami. And that will do
I know. I’ve grown up in Florida. It’s stinking embarrassing.
If spit takes are coming back, I hope John Stewart does as well 😂
Yes, definitely. Would love to see Jon Stewart.
@@tarantinoish even if he just tunnels to Steven’s house or wherever this is. But I’d rather see him host a show
They were still baggy and extremely wrinkled! DIAPER ON BOARD!
I think Bezos and Musk should fly up there together and never come back.
to be fair, Musk is trying to help, he's just an idiot. Bezos is just a piece of crap and trying to tank the world by becoming the economy.
Add Trump to the list as well and have him build a wall and make the aliens pay for it.
@@aj42k trump couldn't afford it, and i don't see bezos donating his money to get it done
I mean, not gonna lie, I'm hoping something malfunctions in his spaceship...
I believe you would. I believe you are as wise as wood. 🥴
He's not wearing backwards pants, they're just stuffed with an adult diaper.
Extra large extra absorbent.
Yep. So obvious. 😳
@@sophierobinson2738 extra shit-filled
He just had the equivalent of a life jacket. Life pants 🤭🤭😁😄😆😆
That was my thought too.
Missed you! I've watched every episode and it helped get me through this pandemic. Thank you ❣️
Men wear.... house shoes!!! Wemon wear "slippers" 🤣
Colbert has been entertaining during this pandemic. I hope Colbert is nominated for the emmy award.
Has anyone noticed since everyone has got a high quality camera in their pocket, aliens and ghosts and Nessie have all got really shy?
I never have my camera handy.
and bigfoot
Well duh... Who wants an hd picture of themselves...
Many folks are watching pictures from Mars for anything anthropomorphic. This takes time away from photographing anomalies that are earth bound.
Aliens are naturally grainy
if you take a picture with to high a resolution they just look like granola...
...Not many people knew that before.