Vaccinated People Free To Go Maskless, As "Covid Penis" Concerns Rise

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  • čas přidán 12. 05. 2021
  • The CDC says fully vaccinated Americans can now feel free to resume most normal activity without wearing a mask, while news that Covid-19 may lead to erectile dysfunction is giving men another reason to avoid infection. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @doodoobutter101
    @doodoobutter101 Před 3 lety +762

    Let's not ignore that perfect throw by Evie and seamless catch by Stephen.

    • @kevinkiesel4937
      @kevinkiesel4937 Před 3 lety +25

      I was thinking the same thing. I'm starting to rethink everything now that I see the perfect throw and catch.

    • @claudiamiller7730
      @claudiamiller7730 Před 3 lety +23

      Seamless energy fired by true love❤️!!

    • @EdricLysharae
      @EdricLysharae Před 3 lety +17

      That's a throw/catch that's been frequently done. 🙂

    • @kingmasterlord
      @kingmasterlord Před 3 lety +3

      take one

    • @chuiwyjustin
      @chuiwyjustin Před 3 lety +12

      They’re the match made in heaven.

  • @nokiahmotorz01
    @nokiahmotorz01 Před 3 lety +754

    One of the best things about this format is hearing his wife and staff giggling in the back ground

    • @Spaceman647
      @Spaceman647 Před 3 lety +20

      Definitely preferable to a crowd, and I don’t know why!

    • @atemporal9081
      @atemporal9081 Před 3 lety +5

      @@TheAwflores but how do you really feel

    • @VeganV5912
      @VeganV5912 Před 3 lety

      @@Spaceman647 .You don’t do it with your.. 😫🔪🦠🍖🔴👶.... You don’t do it with your dog 😫🔪🍖🔴🐶.... You don’t do it with your pig 🐷, oh wait 🤪🦠🍖🔴🐷.... Pssssychoooo !!! Over a burger et cetera. 5 minute burger !!! 😫🔪🍖🔴🐮 !!!! You can have a vegan burger and vegan chicken and vegan pizza and vegan curry and vegan tacos and vegan burritos..... without murder !!! Simple !!!

    • @Zwaantje516
      @Zwaantje516 Před 3 lety +4

      @@VeganV5912 I couldn’t have said it better myself. Also, what?

    • @11cabadger
      @11cabadger Před 3 lety +4

      @@TheAwflores so, you're one of the reasons that show is on it's FOURTH season 😕 You must still be bitter Alex got fired. Why else spread your ⛈ on this happy place? And on Stephen's b-day too...

  • @UsernamesAreBack
    @UsernamesAreBack Před 3 lety +43

    Nothing will beat the genuine laughters of Evie and dry-wheeze of the crew member.

  • @idlesurfer214
    @idlesurfer214 Před 3 lety +113

    "Participate in an indoor, high intensity exercise class, which is amazing, because I've never been able to do that before!"
    That line KILLED ME!!!
    Stephen (& Evie) were ON FIRE!!!

  • @shirosenshiesq
    @shirosenshiesq Před 3 lety +3104

    Not gonna lie, I'm gonna miss hearing Evie and the crew cackling away at Stephen's jokes when he goes back to the theatre.

    • @olevik2005
      @olevik2005 Před 3 lety +115

      Hosts used to have sidekicks and though Jon Batiste kind of doubled as band leader and sidekick I think Evie would be a great addition to the duo, at least occasionally.

    • @toastiesburned9929
      @toastiesburned9929 Před 3 lety +43

      Me too! I kind of like this format!

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Před 3 lety +109

      @@TheAwflores
      You’re pretty much on your own here-most of us really like Evie.

    • @hanaf1231
      @hanaf1231 Před 3 lety +30

      I agree! I prefer this format

    • @AshArAis
      @AshArAis Před 3 lety +19

      Can't wait to hear a crowd shouting for 5 minutes of a 10 minute interview....

  • @mr.joshua6818
    @mr.joshua6818 Před 3 lety +1730

    I'm honestly going to miss the Colbert family laughing at their dork husband/father. Best audience ever.

    • @NissNissFisk
      @NissNissFisk Před 3 lety +20

      To be fair, anything is better than a someone repeating the punchline in the background.

    • @Roman-uu3gz
      @Roman-uu3gz Před 3 lety +1

      How much is the CIA paying you?

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 Před 3 lety +28

      @@Roman-uu3gz not as much as you'd think.

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 Před 3 lety +23

      I'M GONNA MISSS COLBERT DRUNK ON THE JOB!

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 Před 3 lety +14

      @@dumpygoodness4086 ah, there's nothing wrong with a couple of drinks on air.

  • @remylewis8721
    @remylewis8721 Před 3 lety +620

    Starting a petition to keep Evie as a recurring guest on the show once he goes back to having an audience

  • @jaysunoscalleigh2382
    @jaysunoscalleigh2382 Před 3 lety +129

    Please, Stephen, when the show goes back to normal, could you and Evie do a "morning after" segment? Something on a Saturday maybe to keep this format alive. I've really grown to love it.

  • @wishiwasaleopardnefatiri8628

    Evie, never leave the studio, he is so much funnier when he is trying to impress you!

  • @raunomoisander8039
    @raunomoisander8039 Před 3 lety +217

    Happy birthday from Finland, Stephen. We even raked all our forests to honor and celebrate your birthday. We do that, remember. God bless you and your lovely wife.

    • @patriciabajcer8930
      @patriciabajcer8930 Před 3 lety +1

      @Rauno
      Nice job.
      Though I am 100% Danish on my father’s side.
      I could use some raking help. . .
      So, if you’re ever in Utah,
      Look me up and I provide the rake.

    • @olgacharalambous2810
      @olgacharalambous2810 Před 3 lety +3

      Happy birthday Stephen (and many more)
      with love from your European fans !

    • @phatmonkey11
      @phatmonkey11 Před 3 lety +3

      Please send your raking gnomes to Colorado before the summer fires start!!!

    • @vforwombat9915
      @vforwombat9915 Před 3 lety +1

      "We even raked all our forests to honor a"
      oops! sorry! i walked thru them and tracked leaves everywhere.

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Před 3 lety +44

    Happy Birthday Stephen, and thank you for helping to make the last several years bearable.

  • @JRPoole57
    @JRPoole57 Před 3 lety +4

    I don’t know.... do I want a live audience? I laugh but love laughing with whoever the guy is belly laughing off camera. That’s a genuine positively infectious laugh!

  • @zuensst
    @zuensst Před 3 lety +530

    Am I the only one that's gonna be a little sad when all these talk show hosts return to the theaters with an audience? There's something to be said for this "smaller", "quiet" format - and I'll miss Evie's appearances!

    • @DJSockmonkeyMusic
      @DJSockmonkeyMusic Před 3 lety +29

      I don't want it to go back to the big studio audience. I always found the whooping and hollering annoying.

    • @MothGirl007
      @MothGirl007 Před 3 lety +16

      @@DJSockmonkeyMusic I totally prefer this format too.

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath Před 3 lety +10

      @@DJSockmonkeyMusic the 400 something people all making noise at once is ear mush. Its fine for a sporting event but not this

    • @AlexandriaKV
      @AlexandriaKV Před 3 lety +7

      I too will be a little sad. Stephen & James both had some kind of magic during this.

    • @aleahlrb
      @aleahlrb Před 3 lety +3

      I've only recently started tuning into talk show hosts exactly because there are no loud audiences. Once they go back to the live audiences, I'll probably tune off.

  • @CCISolitude
    @CCISolitude Před 3 lety +381

    Stephen: "... cake balls"
    Evie: *laughs*
    Relationship goals right there.

    • @elhopper3735
      @elhopper3735 Před 3 lety +7

      Honestly though. they’re the best!

    • @shmuli9
      @shmuli9 Před 3 lety +2

      I always thought they were called "cake balls" or "cakesickles".

    • @29DPT
      @29DPT Před 3 lety +2

      Right🤨🙈💜💜💜💜💜🤣🤣🤣

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx Před 3 lety +3

      @@shmuli9 they are. Or "cake pops", if they're stuck on some kind of stick

    • @ThePublicHealthHeaux
      @ThePublicHealthHeaux Před 3 lety

      I’m going through a very hard relationship break (and am a bitter Lyme addled pandemic raging bitch these days lol!)....and ... even I wasn’t bitter in the least at that! 😭

  • @keepingupwithocean6017
    @keepingupwithocean6017 Před 3 lety +51

    Bill sounded like he was trying to bribe a toddler to behave in Sunday school with a promise of burgers and fries

  • @1SaySomethingWitty1
    @1SaySomethingWitty1 Před 3 lety +40

    We all got a present for Stephen’s birthday... Evie as the audience is a gift to all.

  • @calgal7828
    @calgal7828 Před 3 lety +108

    I may wear a mask for the rest of my life. The incognito look works for me. 😂

    • @phern2000
      @phern2000 Před 3 lety +3

      Same!

    • @aliciacordero8399
      @aliciacordero8399 Před 3 lety +4

      Here's hoping a significant number of people feel the same way. I'd honestly rather it stay normalized to wear one

    • @sshza2143
      @sshza2143 Před 3 lety +1

      😀✌😎

    • @susanbrown2909
      @susanbrown2909 Před 3 lety +1

      Same...stops the virus too.

    • @SkycometFallen
      @SkycometFallen Před 3 lety

      Ninja Power!!! 🥷
      I’ve actually considered wearing mine just to piss off antimaskers lol

  • @Alexis84DE
    @Alexis84DE Před 3 lety +412

    The audience doesn’t want an audience. We like this new intimate Stephen and Evie better!

    • @samanthamariefreeman335
      @samanthamariefreeman335 Před 3 lety +26

      There is an intimacy with this format which is much easier to grow connected to Stephen and the family. Less polish, more closeness. We LOVE this format for all of these guys, Trevor, Seth, Jimmy and Jiimmy... they are all better up close and personal!

    • @d.w.stratton4078
      @d.w.stratton4078 Před 3 lety +16

      @@samanthamariefreeman335 Jimmy Fallon is not good in any format. He can't keep his shit together at all.

    • @carakellmeyer5037
      @carakellmeyer5037 Před 3 lety +7

      Agreed. Its like hanging out in his basement with a group of friends.
      Maybe at last Steven can rid himself of the tux and formality of his studio show

    • @29DPT
      @29DPT Před 3 lety +2

      I do too

    • @misujerr
      @misujerr Před 3 lety

      Yes, we looove this format!

  • @peggydavidson2442
    @peggydavidson2442 Před 3 lety +42

    I hope Evie and the crew know how much they will be missed when the theater thing has to happen.

  • @KhanaHatake
    @KhanaHatake Před 3 lety +377

    I'm really going to miss this format.... It's so much funnier and more personal than the 400 people audience.

    • @eggizgud
      @eggizgud Před 3 lety +3

      But he needs the live audience.

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 Před 3 lety +4

      Colbert and Meyers have both been terrific in the COVID format. I'd rather they stick with how they are now.

    • @misz3
      @misz3 Před 3 lety +3

      @@sailordaigurren8225 lol they’re just youtubers at this point. This is CZcams format. It’s good, and TV is dying out for a reason.

    • @PoorLittleRubberBoy
      @PoorLittleRubberBoy Před 3 lety +2

      Yes, but I would now happily make an 6 hour trip to The Ed Sullivan Theatre to see a live show whenever they restart.
      I feel like Colbert and my other CZcams favorites, (and their teams of creative people!) have kept me sane through this period.
      They are like really smart friends who make you laugh.
      I would like, in the near future, to be in that pre-2020 style audience.
      Kind of as a 'tribute' to the people who we admire and respond to.
      I imagine it must be really hard to do their work without the audience reaction.
      They have all helped us all connect.
      Stay well.

    • @teddymills1
      @teddymills1 Před 2 lety +1

      I do not want the audience anymore.

  • @plfenzl
    @plfenzl Před 3 lety +650

    As a germaphobe, I'd love to keep on masks in flu season or on air planes. Don't need anybody's sniffles. Also helps when you are lazy and do not want to deal with makeup. ;-)

    • @auralfury
      @auralfury Před 3 lety +2

      well this is true...there is an old saying why women wear perfume and make-up

    • @AvangionQ
      @AvangionQ Před 3 lety +81

      Masks are best at preventing your germs from giving anyone else sniffles.
      If everyone wears a mask, few to none will catch what's going around.
      Rather sad our country never got that "I protect you, you protect me" idea.

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 Před 3 lety +31

      Ugh... I goofed and put makeup on the other day. You can imagine the sight of the inside of my mask. Ew.

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original Před 3 lety +26

      @@globalwarmhugs7741 lol, when covid started i remember looking at my mask once and having a mini panic attack, thought i was somehow breathing out some blood... was lipstick smear of course.

    • @jccanteen
      @jccanteen Před 3 lety +55

      And during allergy season. Masks have been great to minimize my allergy symptoms 😃

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 3 lety +857

    Yeahhhh, I'm fully vaccinated but will be wearing a mask and distancing for the foreseeable future. I haven't even had a cold since this all started. Keep your cooties over there, pleaseandthankyou.

    • @leafyrox
      @leafyrox Před 3 lety +105

      I'll still be masking up in public scenarios since most people around here don't believe in vaccines, sigh.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Před 3 lety +39

      @@leafyrox Where is that exactly - so I can avoid those idiots.

    • @DOLsenior
      @DOLsenior Před 3 lety +8

      @@leafyrox 😳

    • @D9xAbstract
      @D9xAbstract Před 3 lety +27

      Agree and will do the same

    • @tammyn2856
      @tammyn2856 Před 3 lety +2

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 🤣🤣

  • @gab3.14
    @gab3.14 Před 3 lety +8

    Evie giggling at Stephen has been the best part of this entire pandemic. Da best... Happy sweet birthday national treasure Colbert!!

  • @wino99999
    @wino99999 Před 3 lety +14

    'Little Daisy Bake Shop' gonna provide Stephen with 'Cake Balls' for the rest of his life!

  • @nancythomas6447
    @nancythomas6447 Před 3 lety +167

    Happy Birthday Mr Colbert! 🎉🥳 God bless you!💐 🎈🎂

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před 3 lety +5

      Um, that's Mister Mr Colbert to you!

    • @wvtrucker10420
      @wvtrucker10420 Před 3 lety +2

      he should be old enough to eat with his mouth closed by now.. ewe

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +71

    Woohoooo! I get to return to my normal life! Spending all day glued to the interne.... oh, wait.

    • @douglaslowe5
      @douglaslowe5 Před 3 lety +6

      Ah crap..Does this mean I have to go back to work?

  • @hannienanniep
    @hannienanniep Před 3 lety +23

    Petition to keep Evie laughing at the side of the stage when they go back to live audience format.

    • @dwightstjohn8549
      @dwightstjohn8549 Před 3 lety

      and crowd fund to get away from that boom mike that sounds like a beer can. upgrade to that chic thang all the uboobers and tik tokers are wearing now. !!

  • @nicolebragg1171
    @nicolebragg1171 Před 3 lety +5

    The burger & fries thing was so uncomfortable 😂💀

  • @jessiemay5040
    @jessiemay5040 Před 3 lety +98

    I have never enjoyed a show more...I loved this show normally..but I loved this format. I loved hearing the crew and getting to see him interact with his amazing wife. Such a delight. Relationship goals.

  • @cowgrll
    @cowgrll Před 3 lety +500

    Can we take a vote on the live audience? LSSC sans audience has made the show 10x more fun. We’ll all miss Evie and the crew’s laughter.

    • @Digitalhunny
      @Digitalhunny Před 3 lety +12

      FACTS! 🤗

    • @TheMymlan
      @TheMymlan Před 3 lety +3

      Oh yes, especially since the LS audience is quite obnoxious!

    • @Appleboy78165
      @Appleboy78165 Před 3 lety +6

      I mean, we could have Evie and the crew and still also have a live audience. They're not mutually exclusive

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 Před 3 lety +1

      I support this 100%

    • @Sferguson360
      @Sferguson360 Před 3 lety +9

      How about if Stephen works from home on Fridays!?
      Many of us will continue to work from home a few days a week post pandemic.

  • @danihesslinger7968
    @danihesslinger7968 Před 3 lety +7

    A more serious comment: here in Germany alone 13.000 fully vaccinated people still tested positive for Corona afterwards (0.16%) and 44.000 with only one shot. More than 600 died from Corona after being fully vaccinated, and around 2.000 of those that had gotten only one shot yet. I am NOT a vaccination sceptic - second shot on Monday -, but, please, do not relax too soon!

    • @danihesslinger7968
      @danihesslinger7968 Před 3 lety

      @John Merlin Well, if that's what Americans do, they will be in for a little shock: over here we are already preparing for the third one, the so-called booster shot, that will have to come in autumn (more correctly 6 months after being fully vaccinated). - and, as the virus and its variants/mutants are much faster than science at the moment, nobody really knows, how often we will need such boosters. So, "over and done with" will not on the horizon for a long time to come ...

    • @danihesslinger7968
      @danihesslinger7968 Před 3 lety

      @John Merlin Ups! I am not a native speaker... what do you mean by "compromised" in this context? 😃

  • @lsobbi
    @lsobbi Před 3 lety +5

    I’m sad... I find this format so much more enjoyable! His crew and Evie crack me up every time 😂

  • @RamblingCrickets
    @RamblingCrickets Před 3 lety +93

    Happy Birthday, Stephen Colbert!!!! You’re a beacon of hope and a national treasure. Thank you for bringing us strength and joy this past year!

  • @barbaracrutchfield3899
    @barbaracrutchfield3899 Před 3 lety +117

    Happy Birthday Mr. Colbert! Hope you get everything your heart desires. You and Evie are truly a gift to all of us daily.

  • @Thwin101
    @Thwin101 Před 3 lety +6

    Evie’s laugh is everything 🥺❤️

  • @honorsilverthorne7227
    @honorsilverthorne7227 Před 3 lety +2

    💕 The love story of the Colberts is so sweet 💗😊

  • @doclewis8927
    @doclewis8927 Před 3 lety +168

    As someone with TWO autoimmune disorders, I'll be wearing my mask for a bit longer. The 4th of July sounded good to me so that's when I'll feel more comfortable.

  • @Open2OpenUT
    @Open2OpenUT Před 3 lety +50

    I’m so going to miss this show it’s gotten me through dark times. I’ve literally busted a gut laughing at the antics of Stephen and the Crew. Evie’s giggles are so cute and it’s obvious she adores her husband and he adores her right back. Happy Birthday Stephen. Thank you for all that you did and continue to do for us. I will watch you when the show returns to the theatre but I know it just won’t be the same and I’ll miss the intimacy of your small office production.

  • @leahscott3331
    @leahscott3331 Před 3 lety +13

    Stephen needs to have one night a week where it’s just Evie and the Crew and Us, no audience because I will miss this so much !

  • @cmessett11
    @cmessett11 Před 3 lety +6

    "...the hard part is over."
    subtle humor there!

  • @josephwheeler6674
    @josephwheeler6674 Před 3 lety +503

    Happy birthday my friend! Thanks for getting us through the Trump years.

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson Před 3 lety +21

      Knock on wood, no more Trump days. Please!!!!! 🙏

    • @DesiGalCrochet
      @DesiGalCrochet Před 3 lety +16

      I couldn't have made it through without Stephen Colbert.

    • @ThatFreakingGinger
      @ThatFreakingGinger Před 3 lety +15

      Censor the name.

    • @gerryjr6490
      @gerryjr6490 Před 3 lety +8

      Oh please censor him cause he's evil and mean

    • @momc1772
      @momc1772 Před 3 lety +5

      Hope you had the best birthday ever!

  • @RankinMsP
    @RankinMsP Před 3 lety +35

    Only in Texas can a guy calmly approach a tiger, kiss it, drive of with it and then claim it's not his. 😂😂😂
    I believe Florida is jealous rn

    • @jeffbigfan13
      @jeffbigfan13 Před 3 lety +1

      Who knew thats the bin roy for tigers

  • @mollyjones2944
    @mollyjones2944 Před 3 lety +23

    Aww he saved the vaccine sea shanty for his birthday! 💚🎂

  • @jetfowl
    @jetfowl Před 3 lety +2

    If Borat can have a bear in his ice cream truck for a road trip...
    ... then Victor Hugo can have a tiger in his van.
    :-P

  • @tinahooper1397
    @tinahooper1397 Před 3 lety +76

    I am going to miss Evie and his son laughing at Stephen. Their genuine, loving belly laughs are the cherry on the sundae !!

  • @johnjohnson1250
    @johnjohnson1250 Před 3 lety +55

    His wife, and the couple people laughing behind made this show awesome!

  • @susanwilson9241
    @susanwilson9241 Před 3 lety +19

    I will miss Evie's giggles when you go back to the studio.

  • @timchamberlain5858
    @timchamberlain5858 Před 3 lety +131

    Anyone else kind of hoping they just have Evie hanging out in the background when the show gets back to normal?

  • @jacoblaughbon3323
    @jacoblaughbon3323 Před 3 lety +834

    I’m going to always wear a mask in public because if I learned one thing during this pandemic, is that people are gross and disgusting.

    • @cmorris9494
      @cmorris9494 Před 3 lety +36

      I work at a hardware store and I'm still amazed how many people who have dirty hands 1 year later the place has a bathroom. Of course watching people coughing into their hands before they enter the store is always a feel good moment.

    • @Mentagasm
      @Mentagasm Před 3 lety +29

      I hate this mask but I feel the same way bout gross people.

    • @cortezyvonne
      @cortezyvonne Před 3 lety +37

      FACTS! I dont trust anyone. Thats one thing i learned everyone lies🗣! If i dont know you youre not allowed to be so close to me and ive never been one to be scared to tell someone to take their germy asses away from me lol

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr Před 3 lety +36

      @@cortezyvonne I know! If there was any good thing about the pandemic it was being able to tell people to gtf away!

    • @cortezyvonne
      @cortezyvonne Před 3 lety +29

      @Winning Team works great to hide pimples or if i dont want to wear makeup lol 🙊

  • @edweaver2222
    @edweaver2222 Před 3 lety +14

    Your bride nails you every time! Her laughter is the best part of your monologue!

  • @jeanninewaken7147
    @jeanninewaken7147 Před 3 lety +4

    Why go back to the theater? Love hearing your family makes your show more personal and real.

  • @MC-du7qb
    @MC-du7qb Před 3 lety +4

    Happy Birthday to you! Thank you for keeping us entertained, and possibly out of (more) trouble, especially during the past 14 months.🤪

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 Před 3 lety +19

    Happy Birthday wishes from Sydney. Please keep those laughs coming, we need them over here. Thank you to Evie for her beautiful company too.

  • @kyleenhurtado9570
    @kyleenhurtado9570 Před 3 lety +220

    Happiest of birthdays to the man who helped me make it thru the pandemic! 🖤🎉🖤

    • @thepolitecanadian117
      @thepolitecanadian117 Před 3 lety +5

      Through? Have you seen India? Its NOT close to being over. Wishful thinking for all of us.

    • @kyleenhurtado9570
      @kyleenhurtado9570 Před 3 lety +6

      @@thepolitecanadian117 It's a HBD comment on a Stephen Colbert video, not a political statement. I'm obviously aware Covid is nowhere near being gone, but way to take one word out of context and the joy out of everything. Sheesh!

    • @joycependleton4117
      @joycependleton4117 Před 3 lety +3

      To the person who said Happy Birthday Stephen Colbert, you helped me get through the pandemic I say YESSSSSSSS! No kidding! The weeks he was away on vacation were really tough! 😥

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 Před 3 lety +1

      I should have known Stephen was a fellow Taurus! HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHEN! Thank you (and Seth) for helping me hang on to my sanity the last 5 years, and especially during the pandemic. 🎉👍🍩😷🥰

    • @elizabethb988
      @elizabethb988 Před 3 lety

      Happy birthday Stephen, and many more. Keep the laughs going & save our sanity!

  • @sennataylor592
    @sennataylor592 Před 3 lety +8

    If you go back to a live audience, then Imma need Evie and the crew mic'ed so we can still hear them laughing

  • @Queencrazy1997
    @Queencrazy1997 Před 3 lety +6

    That was the most insane advertisement for a burger place in quite a while...

  • @Zero-33312
    @Zero-33312 Před 3 lety +116

    Because of this whole pandemic. It made me break my habit of biting my nails and I never gotten covid or regular sick. You better believe that I'm going to carry a mask wherever I go.

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 Před 3 lety +10

      I quit biting my nails too..aged 62. They are strong as steel and look fabulous! Congrats to us both, can’t get a manicure in Ontario though!

    • @robi6317
      @robi6317 Před 3 lety +3

      im breaking that habit now - just get a good cuticle trimmer and use it, you can easily quit

    • @imwastedenough
      @imwastedenough Před 3 lety

      Hence the abundance of colorful manicures, I guess. Makes sense.

    • @cocofellas
      @cocofellas Před rokem +1

      Stay scared!

  • @nobodyspecial4100
    @nobodyspecial4100 Před 3 lety +46

    I'm really going to miss this style of your show. The genuine laughter and the banter is perfect for your show.

  • @Thwin101
    @Thwin101 Před 3 lety

    Happy birthday Stephen. Thank you for making all this bearable. Sending you so much love from South Africa ❤️

  • @LollieVox
    @LollieVox Před 3 lety +3

    Cake Ball/ Donut hole? Happy birthday Steven, so glad you & Evie are in my life!! Excited to have you on the big stage again, but have to say I haven't missed it, you are so good even without any audience except Evie & your stellar crew!

  • @dbaucherer1
    @dbaucherer1 Před 3 lety +59

    Stephen and Evie are a great American couple, an example to us all!❤️

    • @Dan-nt2yb
      @Dan-nt2yb Před 3 lety +3

      I read in the Enquirer that she beats him and locks him in the basement when he’s not on-air.😮

  • @blueguy15
    @blueguy15 Před 3 lety +141

    Even though I'm fully vaccinated I'm not comfortable with going without a mask for the for seeable future. By the way happy birthday Colbert hope it's a memorable one.

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Před 3 lety +3

      there is no good reason to be uncomfortable.

    • @dmggaming2656
      @dmggaming2656 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jedinxf7 okay, dad.

    • @somethingsomethingsomethingdar
      @somethingsomethingsomethingdar Před 3 lety +4

      In enclosed spaces when there’s an older person I still wear my mask. If the people I’m with are vaccinated and not high risk I definitely don’t wear the mask. I just want to wait another month or so to make sure

    • @robi6317
      @robi6317 Před 3 lety

      why not?

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 Před 3 lety +6

      @@jedinxf7There is no reason why people cannot choose to wear a mask if they want to either. Japanese people, pre Covid too, wear a mask if they are unwell, to prevent passing it on to others. Why can't we be as considerate?
      Here, in Australia, where we have not had to wear masks for months now due to our almost zero numbers, we have seen a massive rise in really bad colds which were barely in existence last year, when we were masked up. I really wish people would mask their snotty noses and hacking coughs up!

  • @CollinSamatas
    @CollinSamatas Před 3 lety +1

    I love how genuinely excited Stephen is every episode, and his relationship with Evie is adorable to watch.

  • @movekeysdapianoman
    @movekeysdapianoman Před 3 lety +3

    "Covid will break your dong".. I laughed for 2 minutes straight 🤣😂😆😅..

  • @per0xide_is_away
    @per0xide_is_away Před 3 lety +195

    I just got my first COVID shot today! I’m 14 and I though I’d have to wait till October.
    Edit: thanks kind people! I’m happy to have my life back.

  • @jennifergleckler9569
    @jennifergleckler9569 Před 3 lety +21

    🎉Happy🎶Birthday Stephen🎉Always nice to see you and your beautiful wife. 💕😊 Going to miss her when we are all back to normal. She will have to come on to your show twice a month. 😊💕

  • @Edub82889
    @Edub82889 Před 3 lety +11

    Never go back to the studio
    Edit:**and then I learned he was going back to the studio. Ok fine. But make sure Evie is there.

  • @TedsHoldOver
    @TedsHoldOver Před 3 lety +257

    Graphics crew Leveled Up. 💪

    • @Digitalhunny
      @Digitalhunny Před 3 lety +7

      Broken eggplant emoji, it's not my favourite.... until those nights when, it is.😏

    • @momentomcollective
      @momentomcollective Před 3 lety +2

      All for one sec shows

  • @Questionablexfun
    @Questionablexfun Před 3 lety +44

    Omg happy birthday Steven! We love you! Keep fighting the good fight

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus Před 3 lety +149

    Here for Evie and Steven celebrating his birthday.

  • @aaronjames5276
    @aaronjames5276 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh, man. Stephen's gonna owe me. I literally spit coffee all over my keyboard at that, "Damn! Bleach," line. Love that one. :)

  • @tamarschwartz4247
    @tamarschwartz4247 Před 3 lety +3

    I'll miss the spontaneous laughing, and Evie - don't forget what we've come to love from this kind of show - really - talking straight to camera, I'll miss this version

  • @BRNDMYR
    @BRNDMYR Před 3 lety +37

    WHY AREN`T YOU 400 PEOPLE??!! that will be my favourite quote I will randomly say in every occasion.

  • @DammitDavis
    @DammitDavis Před 3 lety +426

    I think I'll just keep my mask on, because of my pre-existing condition: ugliness.

    • @RowdyBoy82
      @RowdyBoy82 Před 3 lety +26

      My pre-existing condition is that I haven't brushed my teeth since 2020.

    • @worf7271
      @worf7271 Před 3 lety +25

      I like to bare my teeth at people under my mask.

    • @johnorosz7477
      @johnorosz7477 Před 3 lety +4

      At that time, the Hannington UHF television transmitter was unusual in being one of the few main transmitters which rebroadcast an off-air signal received from another transmitter (the Independent Broadcasting Authority's Rowridge transmitter on the Isle of Wight), rather than being fed directly by a landline. As a consequence it was open to this kind of signal intrusion, as even a relatively low-powered transmission very close to the rebroadcast receiver could overwhelm its reception of the intended signal, resulting in the unauthorised transmission being amplified and rebroadcast across a far wider area. The IBA stated that to carry out such a hoax should take "a considerable amount of technical know-how"[8] and a spokesman for Southern Television confirmed: "A hoaxer jammed our transmitter in the wilds of North Hampshire by taking another transmitter very close to it."[3] The hoaxer was never identified.

    • @fatfreddyscat5767
      @fatfreddyscat5767 Před 3 lety +14

      I'm masking my severe halitosis... Finally women flirt with me

    • @edman629
      @edman629 Před 3 lety +7

      #themaskstayson

  • @erikkennedy8725
    @erikkennedy8725 Před 3 lety +7

    This is great, but, I actually kind of like wearing my mask. Makes me feel like the Winter Soldier.

    • @backupplan6058
      @backupplan6058 Před 3 lety

      That’s the same reason I chopped off my left arm.

  • @CindersVale
    @CindersVale Před 3 lety

    Stephen, I am one fan who really loved the format during the difficult time during the Covid-19 pandemic. Hearing Evie's and your crew's reactions have been treasured moments. I have not once missed all the camera cuts to the audience. Please keep Evie on the show, at least as a recurring guest. She has been a total delight.

  • @maxfracture2185
    @maxfracture2185 Před 3 lety +41

    "When your doctor says, the hard part's over." 😄

  • @travisbuschette8609
    @travisbuschette8609 Před 3 lety +304

    I'm going to miss this format of the show. In my perfect world, they would keep it the same, no audience, but just have the guests come in person and sit next to Evie

    • @tubularap
      @tubularap Před 3 lety +1

      Ah, let some audience in too.

    • @mja91352
      @mja91352 Před 3 lety +11

      In a perfect worls, they would keep this format with no guests.

    • @vickywitton1008
      @vickywitton1008 Před 3 lety +2

      I love it too!

    • @alexaales7937
      @alexaales7937 Před 3 lety +2

      i second that!

    • @xaza8uhitra4
      @xaza8uhitra4 Před 3 lety +1

      i wont, it’s so corny his wife sits with him every show

  • @ExistentialIzzy
    @ExistentialIzzy Před 3 lety +1

    That one guy really took Tiger King to heart.

  • @mackchris415
    @mackchris415 Před 3 lety

    S.Colbert is the man!!the background laughter kills me more than the jokes at times!

  • @gooseandfish
    @gooseandfish Před 3 lety +51

    If I ever feel a cold coming on, I'll probably wear a mask to keep it from spreading from now on. The last thing I want is all my coworkers getting sick with me and we're all calling out sick at the same time. (We are still required to wear them at my job currently)

    • @cortezyvonne
      @cortezyvonne Před 3 lety +5

      I think a lot of people can agree that masks work. We can all recall a time where one person had a cold or something and it spread to everyone. If one does what you described we can avoid those wildfire spreads in the workplace,schools,soccer teams etc. pretty simple.

    • @C.Y.123
      @C.Y.123 Před 3 lety

      Agreed

    • @karikling8812
      @karikling8812 Před 3 lety +3

      I still think we should prioritize staying home when we're sick instead of going out wearing a mask when we're sick. Not everyone can afford to do that, but it would be great if we lived in a society where that was both encouraged and feasible for everyone.

    • @susanbrown2909
      @susanbrown2909 Před 3 lety +1

      I wager Kleenex is running out of customers lol.

  • @britttrg
    @britttrg Před 3 lety +343

    I love the guy who laughs too hard at the mildly funny jokes. I’m a fan of no big audience.

    • @nooha5
      @nooha5 Před 3 lety +2

      wishing a very happy birthday

    • @dawnlinnell
      @dawnlinnell Před 3 lety +6

      I think that's their son.

    • @joebidenbiden3109
      @joebidenbiden3109 Před 3 lety

      It's so lame. This gimmick has gotten old.

    • @richarddangles8896
      @richarddangles8896 Před rokem

      @@joebidenbiden3109 Whats lame is that you voted Joe biden..LMAO!!

  • @suzannegoldstein499
    @suzannegoldstein499 Před 3 lety

    Happiest of days to you Stephen! All my thanks for this past year of giggles and joy.

  • @signoreportinaio3012
    @signoreportinaio3012 Před 3 lety +1

    Happy happy birthday buddy. Thanks for keeping the humor alive. Need it more than ever. Hope you have a great birthday

  • @rowdybliss
    @rowdybliss Před 3 lety +118

    I like this format so much better than the studio audience. I understand that comedians love to hear the laughter of an audience, but I love the intimate, informal Stephen.

    • @Elena9901
      @Elena9901 Před 3 lety +1

      What a bunch of BS. You are clearly lost if you think any of this is acceptable.

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Elena9901 contrarian much?

    • @jonalderson5571
      @jonalderson5571 Před 3 lety

      @@robertaclark6079 no, internet trolls like you are the contrarians. Most real life people want to get back to NORMAL life

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 3 lety +8

    This is great and I’m fully vaccinated but I’ll continue to wear a mask because of the ignorance and selfishness that overflows within some Americans especially Republicans who made this whole mask thing political.

  • @sirkllr
    @sirkllr Před 3 lety +4

    You know she loves you when she laughs at your jokes

  • @PurnceNMe
    @PurnceNMe Před 3 lety +2

    The man laughing in the background is my dream man.

  • @misterderp4566
    @misterderp4566 Před 3 lety +214

    Is there a reason we can't keep Evie around? I will happily fight anyone who says "no"

  • @MaserXIV
    @MaserXIV Před 3 lety +308

    Not gonna lie, I'm gonna miss this iteration of the show's energy.

    • @hendersonx
      @hendersonx Před 3 lety +9

      Its a bit slower but more intimate. Its a nice change.

    • @godfreypigott
      @godfreypigott Před 3 lety +1

      "Iteration"??

    • @johngogo17
      @johngogo17 Před 3 lety +10

      Honestly, I prefer this. Not sure why, but it feels more like spending time with a good friend.

    • @theruoc147
      @theruoc147 Před 3 lety +3

      Same. I miss the energy of the audience. But this casual vibe is nice. Same with Seth Mayer’s.

  • @auntlynnonline6206
    @auntlynnonline6206 Před 3 lety

    Happy birthday, Stephen!!! You are dearly loved! 😘😘😘

  • @ravenshireful
    @ravenshireful Před 4 dny +1

    aging like milk... pure gold.

  • @berese5826
    @berese5826 Před 3 lety +37

    Happy Birthday Steven, Thank you for making our lives easier every day...

  • @Professional_FunHaver
    @Professional_FunHaver Před 3 lety +61

    Just got my second shot yesterday. Happy birthday Stephen!

  • @elhopper3735
    @elhopper3735 Před 3 lety +1

    Happy birthday to my favorite late night host! You’ve thrived in this new format and I always enjoy watching you and hearing the infectious laughter from your (better) audience🎉🎂

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Před 3 lety +9

    As an introvert I tend to avoid crowds at all costs. But after this past year+ I realized there are a whole lot of people I just don't miss at all.
    Imagine never knowing the hilariousness of never watching your boyfriend syphon gas to get home from a date 😂😂

    • @notlikely4468
      @notlikely4468 Před 3 lety +7

      As a fellow introvert
      I can't wait to get past this "6 foot social distance" phase
      And get back to my usual 12 foot social distance

    • @idlesurfer214
      @idlesurfer214 Před 3 lety

      @@notlikely4468 Ditto! :)

  • @9doves
    @9doves Před 3 lety +16

    Happy Birthday SC. -Can’t begin to tell you how grateful I am that you were born. You have been a blessing throughout this scourge of a pandemic bringing a lifeline of humor and sanity during some really dark days....

  • @LuCKyDuCKy881
    @LuCKyDuCKy881 Před 3 lety +15

    Happy Birthday!! Thank you for all you do. Evie is the best as well. Her laugh is infectious. Best couple EVER!!

  • @lauraadendorff555
    @lauraadendorff555 Před 3 lety

    Happy birthday Steven Colbert! Wish you many more days of laughter! Thanks for making us laugh in these crazy times

  • @myth3516
    @myth3516 Před 3 lety +9

    We don’t want an audience, this format is amazing. It’s been great for Conan and James Corden. There’s a good trend forming here... the future of late night is being formed. This is it. Don’t go back to the theatre with the old format, I never watched for years because it’s such an overused format