Vaccinated People Free To Go Maskless, As "Covid Penis" Concerns Rise
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- The CDC says fully vaccinated Americans can now feel free to resume most normal activity without wearing a mask, while news that Covid-19 may lead to erectile dysfunction is giving men another reason to avoid infection. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Let's not ignore that perfect throw by Evie and seamless catch by Stephen.
I was thinking the same thing. I'm starting to rethink everything now that I see the perfect throw and catch.
Seamless energy fired by true love❤️!!
That's a throw/catch that's been frequently done. 🙂
take one
They’re the match made in heaven.
One of the best things about this format is hearing his wife and staff giggling in the back ground
Definitely preferable to a crowd, and I don’t know why!
@@TheAwflores but how do you really feel
@@Spaceman647 .You don’t do it with your.. 😫🔪🦠🍖🔴👶.... You don’t do it with your dog 😫🔪🍖🔴🐶.... You don’t do it with your pig 🐷, oh wait 🤪🦠🍖🔴🐷.... Pssssychoooo !!! Over a burger et cetera. 5 minute burger !!! 😫🔪🍖🔴🐮 !!!! You can have a vegan burger and vegan chicken and vegan pizza and vegan curry and vegan tacos and vegan burritos..... without murder !!! Simple !!!
@@VeganV5912 I couldn’t have said it better myself. Also, what?
@@TheAwflores so, you're one of the reasons that show is on it's FOURTH season 😕 You must still be bitter Alex got fired. Why else spread your ⛈ on this happy place? And on Stephen's b-day too...
Nothing will beat the genuine laughters of Evie and dry-wheeze of the crew member.
"Participate in an indoor, high intensity exercise class, which is amazing, because I've never been able to do that before!"
That line KILLED ME!!!
Stephen (& Evie) were ON FIRE!!!
While we can now participate in indoor High Intensity Exercise, doesn't ED sort of put the kabosh on such activity?
Agreed - I laughed hard at that
😂
I wish everything you said was literal. Bummer.
Not gonna lie, I'm gonna miss hearing Evie and the crew cackling away at Stephen's jokes when he goes back to the theatre.
Hosts used to have sidekicks and though Jon Batiste kind of doubled as band leader and sidekick I think Evie would be a great addition to the duo, at least occasionally.
Me too! I kind of like this format!
@@TheAwflores
You’re pretty much on your own here-most of us really like Evie.
I agree! I prefer this format
Can't wait to hear a crowd shouting for 5 minutes of a 10 minute interview....
I'm honestly going to miss the Colbert family laughing at their dork husband/father. Best audience ever.
To be fair, anything is better than a someone repeating the punchline in the background.
How much is the CIA paying you?
@@Roman-uu3gz not as much as you'd think.
I'M GONNA MISSS COLBERT DRUNK ON THE JOB!
@@dumpygoodness4086 ah, there's nothing wrong with a couple of drinks on air.
Starting a petition to keep Evie as a recurring guest on the show once he goes back to having an audience
I’ll sign it.
She is who Ed McMahon WANTED to be.
@@MonkeyJedi99 Hawh hawh! Yes!
I WILL SIGN THIS AND ANY OTHERS
Yes!!!
Please, Stephen, when the show goes back to normal, could you and Evie do a "morning after" segment? Something on a Saturday maybe to keep this format alive. I've really grown to love it.
Great idea!
Just don't go back to "normal!"
@@misujerr What is normal anyways?
Evie, never leave the studio, he is so much funnier when he is trying to impress you!
no
She adores him and I love him for it
Happy birthday from Finland, Stephen. We even raked all our forests to honor and celebrate your birthday. We do that, remember. God bless you and your lovely wife.
@Rauno
Nice job.
Though I am 100% Danish on my father’s side.
I could use some raking help. . .
So, if you’re ever in Utah,
Look me up and I provide the rake.
Happy birthday Stephen (and many more)
with love from your European fans !
Please send your raking gnomes to Colorado before the summer fires start!!!
"We even raked all our forests to honor a"
oops! sorry! i walked thru them and tracked leaves everywhere.
Happy Birthday Stephen, and thank you for helping to make the last several years bearable.
😏
I don’t know.... do I want a live audience? I laugh but love laughing with whoever the guy is belly laughing off camera. That’s a genuine positively infectious laugh!
Am I the only one that's gonna be a little sad when all these talk show hosts return to the theaters with an audience? There's something to be said for this "smaller", "quiet" format - and I'll miss Evie's appearances!
I don't want it to go back to the big studio audience. I always found the whooping and hollering annoying.
@@DJSockmonkeyMusic I totally prefer this format too.
@@DJSockmonkeyMusic the 400 something people all making noise at once is ear mush. Its fine for a sporting event but not this
I too will be a little sad. Stephen & James both had some kind of magic during this.
I've only recently started tuning into talk show hosts exactly because there are no loud audiences. Once they go back to the live audiences, I'll probably tune off.
Stephen: "... cake balls"
Evie: *laughs*
Relationship goals right there.
Honestly though. they’re the best!
I always thought they were called "cake balls" or "cakesickles".
Right🤨🙈💜💜💜💜💜🤣🤣🤣
@@shmuli9 they are. Or "cake pops", if they're stuck on some kind of stick
I’m going through a very hard relationship break (and am a bitter Lyme addled pandemic raging bitch these days lol!)....and ... even I wasn’t bitter in the least at that! 😭
Bill sounded like he was trying to bribe a toddler to behave in Sunday school with a promise of burgers and fries
It was hilarious too me!!
Well when you call a potato a potato...
We all got a present for Stephen’s birthday... Evie as the audience is a gift to all.
I may wear a mask for the rest of my life. The incognito look works for me. 😂
Same!
Here's hoping a significant number of people feel the same way. I'd honestly rather it stay normalized to wear one
😀✌😎
Same...stops the virus too.
Ninja Power!!! 🥷
I’ve actually considered wearing mine just to piss off antimaskers lol
The audience doesn’t want an audience. We like this new intimate Stephen and Evie better!
There is an intimacy with this format which is much easier to grow connected to Stephen and the family. Less polish, more closeness. We LOVE this format for all of these guys, Trevor, Seth, Jimmy and Jiimmy... they are all better up close and personal!
@@samanthamariefreeman335 Jimmy Fallon is not good in any format. He can't keep his shit together at all.
Agreed. Its like hanging out in his basement with a group of friends.
Maybe at last Steven can rid himself of the tux and formality of his studio show
I do too
Yes, we looove this format!
I hope Evie and the crew know how much they will be missed when the theater thing has to happen.
I'm really going to miss this format.... It's so much funnier and more personal than the 400 people audience.
But he needs the live audience.
Colbert and Meyers have both been terrific in the COVID format. I'd rather they stick with how they are now.
@@sailordaigurren8225 lol they’re just youtubers at this point. This is CZcams format. It’s good, and TV is dying out for a reason.
Yes, but I would now happily make an 6 hour trip to The Ed Sullivan Theatre to see a live show whenever they restart.
I feel like Colbert and my other CZcams favorites, (and their teams of creative people!) have kept me sane through this period.
They are like really smart friends who make you laugh.
I would like, in the near future, to be in that pre-2020 style audience.
Kind of as a 'tribute' to the people who we admire and respond to.
I imagine it must be really hard to do their work without the audience reaction.
They have all helped us all connect.
Stay well.
I do not want the audience anymore.
As a germaphobe, I'd love to keep on masks in flu season or on air planes. Don't need anybody's sniffles. Also helps when you are lazy and do not want to deal with makeup. ;-)
well this is true...there is an old saying why women wear perfume and make-up
Masks are best at preventing your germs from giving anyone else sniffles.
If everyone wears a mask, few to none will catch what's going around.
Rather sad our country never got that "I protect you, you protect me" idea.
Ugh... I goofed and put makeup on the other day. You can imagine the sight of the inside of my mask. Ew.
@@globalwarmhugs7741 lol, when covid started i remember looking at my mask once and having a mini panic attack, thought i was somehow breathing out some blood... was lipstick smear of course.
And during allergy season. Masks have been great to minimize my allergy symptoms 😃
Yeahhhh, I'm fully vaccinated but will be wearing a mask and distancing for the foreseeable future. I haven't even had a cold since this all started. Keep your cooties over there, pleaseandthankyou.
I'll still be masking up in public scenarios since most people around here don't believe in vaccines, sigh.
@@leafyrox Where is that exactly - so I can avoid those idiots.
@@leafyrox 😳
Agree and will do the same
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 🤣🤣
Evie giggling at Stephen has been the best part of this entire pandemic. Da best... Happy sweet birthday national treasure Colbert!!
'Little Daisy Bake Shop' gonna provide Stephen with 'Cake Balls' for the rest of his life!
Happy Birthday Mr Colbert! 🎉🥳 God bless you!💐 🎈🎂
Um, that's Mister Mr Colbert to you!
he should be old enough to eat with his mouth closed by now.. ewe
Woohoooo! I get to return to my normal life! Spending all day glued to the interne.... oh, wait.
Ah crap..Does this mean I have to go back to work?
Petition to keep Evie laughing at the side of the stage when they go back to live audience format.
and crowd fund to get away from that boom mike that sounds like a beer can. upgrade to that chic thang all the uboobers and tik tokers are wearing now. !!
The burger & fries thing was so uncomfortable 😂💀
I have never enjoyed a show more...I loved this show normally..but I loved this format. I loved hearing the crew and getting to see him interact with his amazing wife. Such a delight. Relationship goals.
Yeah dude its like the tom green show meets Stephen colbert
100% prefer this format to the theater format.
Can we take a vote on the live audience? LSSC sans audience has made the show 10x more fun. We’ll all miss Evie and the crew’s laughter.
FACTS! 🤗
Oh yes, especially since the LS audience is quite obnoxious!
I mean, we could have Evie and the crew and still also have a live audience. They're not mutually exclusive
I support this 100%
How about if Stephen works from home on Fridays!?
Many of us will continue to work from home a few days a week post pandemic.
A more serious comment: here in Germany alone 13.000 fully vaccinated people still tested positive for Corona afterwards (0.16%) and 44.000 with only one shot. More than 600 died from Corona after being fully vaccinated, and around 2.000 of those that had gotten only one shot yet. I am NOT a vaccination sceptic - second shot on Monday -, but, please, do not relax too soon!
@John Merlin Well, if that's what Americans do, they will be in for a little shock: over here we are already preparing for the third one, the so-called booster shot, that will have to come in autumn (more correctly 6 months after being fully vaccinated). - and, as the virus and its variants/mutants are much faster than science at the moment, nobody really knows, how often we will need such boosters. So, "over and done with" will not on the horizon for a long time to come ...
@John Merlin Ups! I am not a native speaker... what do you mean by "compromised" in this context? 😃
I’m sad... I find this format so much more enjoyable! His crew and Evie crack me up every time 😂
Happy Birthday, Stephen Colbert!!!! You’re a beacon of hope and a national treasure. Thank you for bringing us strength and joy this past year!
Happy Birthday Mr. Colbert! Hope you get everything your heart desires. You and Evie are truly a gift to all of us daily.
Evie’s laugh is everything 🥺❤️
💕 The love story of the Colberts is so sweet 💗😊
As someone with TWO autoimmune disorders, I'll be wearing my mask for a bit longer. The 4th of July sounded good to me so that's when I'll feel more comfortable.
Stay safe!
♥️
I’ll be wearing it for quite a while whilst in shops in the UK...
Independence Day!
@@susanbrown2909 From Wales: me too!
I’m so going to miss this show it’s gotten me through dark times. I’ve literally busted a gut laughing at the antics of Stephen and the Crew. Evie’s giggles are so cute and it’s obvious she adores her husband and he adores her right back. Happy Birthday Stephen. Thank you for all that you did and continue to do for us. I will watch you when the show returns to the theatre but I know it just won’t be the same and I’ll miss the intimacy of your small office production.
Stephen needs to have one night a week where it’s just Evie and the Crew and Us, no audience because I will miss this so much !
"...the hard part is over."
subtle humor there!
Happy birthday my friend! Thanks for getting us through the Trump years.
Knock on wood, no more Trump days. Please!!!!! 🙏
I couldn't have made it through without Stephen Colbert.
Censor the name.
Oh please censor him cause he's evil and mean
Hope you had the best birthday ever!
Only in Texas can a guy calmly approach a tiger, kiss it, drive of with it and then claim it's not his. 😂😂😂
I believe Florida is jealous rn
Who knew thats the bin roy for tigers
Aww he saved the vaccine sea shanty for his birthday! 💚🎂
If Borat can have a bear in his ice cream truck for a road trip...
... then Victor Hugo can have a tiger in his van.
:-P
I am going to miss Evie and his son laughing at Stephen. Their genuine, loving belly laughs are the cherry on the sundae !!
His wife, and the couple people laughing behind made this show awesome!
I will miss Evie's giggles when you go back to the studio.
Anyone else kind of hoping they just have Evie hanging out in the background when the show gets back to normal?
I'm hoping they don't return the show to normal. This format is an improvement.
I think she frequently did before.
I’m going to always wear a mask in public because if I learned one thing during this pandemic, is that people are gross and disgusting.
I work at a hardware store and I'm still amazed how many people who have dirty hands 1 year later the place has a bathroom. Of course watching people coughing into their hands before they enter the store is always a feel good moment.
I hate this mask but I feel the same way bout gross people.
FACTS! I dont trust anyone. Thats one thing i learned everyone lies🗣! If i dont know you youre not allowed to be so close to me and ive never been one to be scared to tell someone to take their germy asses away from me lol
@@cortezyvonne I know! If there was any good thing about the pandemic it was being able to tell people to gtf away!
@Winning Team works great to hide pimples or if i dont want to wear makeup lol 🙊
Your bride nails you every time! Her laughter is the best part of your monologue!
Why go back to the theater? Love hearing your family makes your show more personal and real.
Happy Birthday to you! Thank you for keeping us entertained, and possibly out of (more) trouble, especially during the past 14 months.🤪
Happy Birthday wishes from Sydney. Please keep those laughs coming, we need them over here. Thank you to Evie for her beautiful company too.
Happiest of birthdays to the man who helped me make it thru the pandemic! 🖤🎉🖤
Through? Have you seen India? Its NOT close to being over. Wishful thinking for all of us.
@@thepolitecanadian117 It's a HBD comment on a Stephen Colbert video, not a political statement. I'm obviously aware Covid is nowhere near being gone, but way to take one word out of context and the joy out of everything. Sheesh!
To the person who said Happy Birthday Stephen Colbert, you helped me get through the pandemic I say YESSSSSSSS! No kidding! The weeks he was away on vacation were really tough! 😥
I should have known Stephen was a fellow Taurus! HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHEN! Thank you (and Seth) for helping me hang on to my sanity the last 5 years, and especially during the pandemic. 🎉👍🍩😷🥰
Happy birthday Stephen, and many more. Keep the laughs going & save our sanity!
If you go back to a live audience, then Imma need Evie and the crew mic'ed so we can still hear them laughing
That was the most insane advertisement for a burger place in quite a while...
Because of this whole pandemic. It made me break my habit of biting my nails and I never gotten covid or regular sick. You better believe that I'm going to carry a mask wherever I go.
I quit biting my nails too..aged 62. They are strong as steel and look fabulous! Congrats to us both, can’t get a manicure in Ontario though!
im breaking that habit now - just get a good cuticle trimmer and use it, you can easily quit
Hence the abundance of colorful manicures, I guess. Makes sense.
Stay scared!
I'm really going to miss this style of your show. The genuine laughter and the banter is perfect for your show.
Happy birthday Stephen. Thank you for making all this bearable. Sending you so much love from South Africa ❤️
Cake Ball/ Donut hole? Happy birthday Steven, so glad you & Evie are in my life!! Excited to have you on the big stage again, but have to say I haven't missed it, you are so good even without any audience except Evie & your stellar crew!
Stephen and Evie are a great American couple, an example to us all!❤️
I read in the Enquirer that she beats him and locks him in the basement when he’s not on-air.😮
Even though I'm fully vaccinated I'm not comfortable with going without a mask for the for seeable future. By the way happy birthday Colbert hope it's a memorable one.
there is no good reason to be uncomfortable.
@@jedinxf7 okay, dad.
In enclosed spaces when there’s an older person I still wear my mask. If the people I’m with are vaccinated and not high risk I definitely don’t wear the mask. I just want to wait another month or so to make sure
why not?
@@jedinxf7There is no reason why people cannot choose to wear a mask if they want to either. Japanese people, pre Covid too, wear a mask if they are unwell, to prevent passing it on to others. Why can't we be as considerate?
Here, in Australia, where we have not had to wear masks for months now due to our almost zero numbers, we have seen a massive rise in really bad colds which were barely in existence last year, when we were masked up. I really wish people would mask their snotty noses and hacking coughs up!
I love how genuinely excited Stephen is every episode, and his relationship with Evie is adorable to watch.
"Covid will break your dong".. I laughed for 2 minutes straight 🤣😂😆😅..
I just got my first COVID shot today! I’m 14 and I though I’d have to wait till October.
Edit: thanks kind people! I’m happy to have my life back.
Awesome.
Congratulations
Congrats!!
Congratulations 👍
♥️♥️
🎉Happy🎶Birthday Stephen🎉Always nice to see you and your beautiful wife. 💕😊 Going to miss her when we are all back to normal. She will have to come on to your show twice a month. 😊💕
Never go back to the studio
Edit:**and then I learned he was going back to the studio. Ok fine. But make sure Evie is there.
Graphics crew Leveled Up. 💪
Broken eggplant emoji, it's not my favourite.... until those nights when, it is.😏
All for one sec shows
Omg happy birthday Steven! We love you! Keep fighting the good fight
Here for Evie and Steven celebrating his birthday.
Where?
@@redactedbananas Mar a Lago
Oh, man. Stephen's gonna owe me. I literally spit coffee all over my keyboard at that, "Damn! Bleach," line. Love that one. :)
I'll miss the spontaneous laughing, and Evie - don't forget what we've come to love from this kind of show - really - talking straight to camera, I'll miss this version
WHY AREN`T YOU 400 PEOPLE??!! that will be my favourite quote I will randomly say in every occasion.
I think I'll just keep my mask on, because of my pre-existing condition: ugliness.
My pre-existing condition is that I haven't brushed my teeth since 2020.
I like to bare my teeth at people under my mask.
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I'm masking my severe halitosis... Finally women flirt with me
#themaskstayson
This is great, but, I actually kind of like wearing my mask. Makes me feel like the Winter Soldier.
That’s the same reason I chopped off my left arm.
Stephen, I am one fan who really loved the format during the difficult time during the Covid-19 pandemic. Hearing Evie's and your crew's reactions have been treasured moments. I have not once missed all the camera cuts to the audience. Please keep Evie on the show, at least as a recurring guest. She has been a total delight.
"When your doctor says, the hard part's over." 😄
😆
I'm going to miss this format of the show. In my perfect world, they would keep it the same, no audience, but just have the guests come in person and sit next to Evie
Ah, let some audience in too.
In a perfect worls, they would keep this format with no guests.
I love it too!
i second that!
i wont, it’s so corny his wife sits with him every show
That one guy really took Tiger King to heart.
S.Colbert is the man!!the background laughter kills me more than the jokes at times!
If I ever feel a cold coming on, I'll probably wear a mask to keep it from spreading from now on. The last thing I want is all my coworkers getting sick with me and we're all calling out sick at the same time. (We are still required to wear them at my job currently)
I think a lot of people can agree that masks work. We can all recall a time where one person had a cold or something and it spread to everyone. If one does what you described we can avoid those wildfire spreads in the workplace,schools,soccer teams etc. pretty simple.
Agreed
I still think we should prioritize staying home when we're sick instead of going out wearing a mask when we're sick. Not everyone can afford to do that, but it would be great if we lived in a society where that was both encouraged and feasible for everyone.
I wager Kleenex is running out of customers lol.
I love the guy who laughs too hard at the mildly funny jokes. I’m a fan of no big audience.
wishing a very happy birthday
I think that's their son.
It's so lame. This gimmick has gotten old.
@@joebidenbiden3109 Whats lame is that you voted Joe biden..LMAO!!
Happiest of days to you Stephen! All my thanks for this past year of giggles and joy.
Happy happy birthday buddy. Thanks for keeping the humor alive. Need it more than ever. Hope you have a great birthday
I like this format so much better than the studio audience. I understand that comedians love to hear the laughter of an audience, but I love the intimate, informal Stephen.
What a bunch of BS. You are clearly lost if you think any of this is acceptable.
@@Elena9901 contrarian much?
@@robertaclark6079 no, internet trolls like you are the contrarians. Most real life people want to get back to NORMAL life
This is great and I’m fully vaccinated but I’ll continue to wear a mask because of the ignorance and selfishness that overflows within some Americans especially Republicans who made this whole mask thing political.
You know she loves you when she laughs at your jokes
The man laughing in the background is my dream man.
Is there a reason we can't keep Evie around? I will happily fight anyone who says "no"
Don't you mean "yes"?
I wonder if you'd have to fight Evie herself. 🤣
@@ValerieJNorse There is a confusing possible double negative, there! It's fighting with the tenor of the comment.
She's often in the audience.
Love Evi!!!
Not gonna lie, I'm gonna miss this iteration of the show's energy.
Its a bit slower but more intimate. Its a nice change.
"Iteration"??
Honestly, I prefer this. Not sure why, but it feels more like spending time with a good friend.
Same. I miss the energy of the audience. But this casual vibe is nice. Same with Seth Mayer’s.
Happy birthday, Stephen!!! You are dearly loved! 😘😘😘
aging like milk... pure gold.
Happy Birthday Steven, Thank you for making our lives easier every day...
Just got my second shot yesterday. Happy birthday Stephen!
Happy second shot, Natalie Barry!
Happy birthday to my favorite late night host! You’ve thrived in this new format and I always enjoy watching you and hearing the infectious laughter from your (better) audience🎉🎂
As an introvert I tend to avoid crowds at all costs. But after this past year+ I realized there are a whole lot of people I just don't miss at all.
Imagine never knowing the hilariousness of never watching your boyfriend syphon gas to get home from a date 😂😂
As a fellow introvert
I can't wait to get past this "6 foot social distance" phase
And get back to my usual 12 foot social distance
@@notlikely4468 Ditto! :)
Happy Birthday SC. -Can’t begin to tell you how grateful I am that you were born. You have been a blessing throughout this scourge of a pandemic bringing a lifeline of humor and sanity during some really dark days....
Happy Birthday!! Thank you for all you do. Evie is the best as well. Her laugh is infectious. Best couple EVER!!
Happy birthday Steven Colbert! Wish you many more days of laughter! Thanks for making us laugh in these crazy times
We don’t want an audience, this format is amazing. It’s been great for Conan and James Corden. There’s a good trend forming here... the future of late night is being formed. This is it. Don’t go back to the theatre with the old format, I never watched for years because it’s such an overused format