Where In The World Is Rudy Giuliani?
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
- Arizona officials say they can’t find Rudy Giuliani, despite the disgraced former mayor announcing his location every time he goes live on social media.
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Posting that title and not doing a Carmen Sandiego sting would have been a crime. Doing a parody version was superb.
The band needs a bonus! 🎉😂
🙄
Wow the Carmen Santiago song really brings back memories!
Wow.. I feel like I'm back in high school again!
Santiago?
@@thomasw.5344 Lol whoops, auto-correct.
🎵She put the “Miss” in “Miss-de-mean-ah” when she stole the beans from Lima!🎶 😊
IKR?
If Rudy Giuliani can find a girlfriend, maybe there's hope for us all
That's the spirit.
For many uneducated woman the only things they count are the number of 0. Negative of positive doesn't really matters, only the number of 0 should be big
Some women have no standards...just ask Melania
What, you don’t have a cousin to marry like Rudy did?
If you can buy them $70,000 rings, anybody can find one.
LMAO the band is wonderful. Use them in more gags please
Kudos to the Late Show Band, the "Carmen Sandiego" bit was beautiful!
Dang that Carmen San Diego parody was smooooth.
Yeeeesss ❤
Love how these wealthier classes rub it in our faces how much time they get out free where others wouldve been forced in prison long before
Okay... Rudy jokes aside... that sounded SO much like the original Carmen Sandiego theme it took me straight back to childhood and places I haven't been for a long time... like the tear in your eye kind of nostalgia... kudos Mr Cato and co.
I needed the Rockapella reference this morning. So good.
Someone check all the Landscaping Companies. Or call Borat.
After doing the Rudy song, the band was like, "Hey, it's a gig, right?"
Make
Attorneys
Get
Attorneys
😂😂😂
My Attorney Got Arrested
underrated at 57
OMG I LOVE that parody of "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego"
$5 Giuliani is under a bridge. He'll come out if someone goes "clip-clop, clip-clop" over the bridge.
😂😂😂😂😂
Considering what happened when he tried to book a press conference at the 4 seasons, maybe he thinks he's at a 4 star hotel but has wandered into a retirement home?
Usually it's prison after shaking hands with donald, he's one lucky dude.
I love the comments that make me literally laugh out loud. Thank you!
Some people say that rudis under the desk at trumps trial fluffing biggly😎
While they were doing the Carmen Sandiego bit, I couldn't help myself from beatboxing.
I cannot stop laughing at corpse teeth. Why does he have so many bad photographs??
because he was born like that 😂
The way you phrase makes it sound like good photographs of him exist
Well he's evil ,Has always been evil and tricked so many peoplr.
Corpse teeth was just the set-up - "they're free!"
At least in this one he doesn't have black hair dye running down his face.
Rudy’s new girlfriend is Rosanne Barr. They make the perfect couple. Both batchit crazy.
...as much as they might deserve each other 😂 I guess bat¢it crazy is no basis for a relationship 🤣
Don't read my name!
Oh my. Really??
And their hobbies both include getting stupid drunk in public and making horrible political decisions that will probably ruin their lives. They're perfect for each other! 🥴💞🥴
eeeewwwww - thanks for ruining my lunch.
We NEED John Lithgow as Rudy Giuliani, RIGHT NOW!
not the rudy we need but the lithgow we deserve
But Anthony Hopkins has the teeth ...
@@Pannemat3/4 of the budget would go to his makeup to make the rest of his face as corpse like as Giuliani.
Joe Pantoliano or Walton Goggins!
John Lithgow did a pretty decent Roger Ailes in Bombshell, he should play Rudy in the inevitable docudrama/comedy made about his career as a Trump bitchboy.
“Functioning” Rudy lost his law license and is taking his bar exam in every bar he passes. 🍸🥃🍷
Is he hanging out with Brak and Zorak?
Well, yeah, THAT law license, sure.... but he still has his Brannigan's Law License.... unless you've rescinded it?
Once respected Rudy has fallen a long way due to his association with Donnie. All respect for him is gone. Sadly he does not see the error of his ways.
@@theblade9024 Rudy has always been like this, same way Trump has always been like this. They just got a pass before because of their money and positions in society. These guys were always crooks who were out for themselves though, Rudy never deserved the honors he received due to 9/11 happening on his watch. I wouldn't be surprised if Donald and Rudy go WAY WAY WAY back. Remember, Rudy married his own cousins.... He's a really WEIRD guy. And now, as we see, totally criminal too. Apparently the Mob has controlled NYC for quite a while now.
Don't read my name!
Absolutely, the BEST live band on television! They always seem so genuinely happy.
The trumpet player has a great face.
Crudy Ghouliani
Alive ? and streaming from Four Seasons Total Landscaping
The forgot about Dre joke deserved more lol
ty, was looking 4 this comment 😏😊👍
It's pretty obvious. Giuliani is hiding out at mar a lago.
Raiding Dumpty’s closet and chasing Melania around the kitchen table. Wait…..Melania knows where the kitchen is?
Epsteins old place... 1/2 mile from there.
@@robertw1962 or, just a thought... he's lying about where he is, like he lies about everything else? maybe?
Bravo to the band! Fantastic!
Rich & White = no conciquences.
Poor & Minority = instant jail time.
If it was a black guy, he'd have 50 cops bursting through his door _yesterday._
“Consequences”
Nope, cry
@@patriciadassier6792 blame American education 🍪
@@katthefantastic nope, just your failure at it.
The Rockapella cover was amazing
Borat knows where hes at
#1 song of 2024 "Where in the world is Rudy Giuliani"
They should get together with Weird Al to write a complete set of lyrics for the band to record. That would be epic.
A: Only a stone's throw from Narco-Lago!
@@altortugas5979 as much as I love Weird Al, the fact that they did the first verse so well kinda proves the writers don't need him for it.
This bit was totally worth it just for that song!!!
WE Don't NEED to where HE is 🤔🤔🤔 - We know where his REAL ESTATE is . . . LIQUIDATE. !!! 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Who u gonna track him down, Van Helsing?😂
"what is it and how do i kill it"
@@theorenhobart america, and with education.
No Lithgow? Curse you, Buckaroo Bonzai!
He is in the lounge at Dr. Evil's lair. And he is shaving at a booth. Even villains think it's gross.
Don't read my name!
Quick note: it’s actually COO DE GRASS (you have to pronounce de “ce” in grâce as a long “s”)
And I thought King Lear f@#$Ed up his own life.
Back in the crypt?
damn straight ! never seen a better real life example of Nosferatu
Rudy Ghouliani
Loved the Carmen SanDiego redo. Blast from the past, spot on.
Carmen Sandiego reference made even better for how well they leaned into it :D
Exactly where my mind went and yall did not disappoint!
A reporter asked Rudy, "what's the most you have spent on a bottle of wine?". Rudy replied. "30 minutes".
That’s terrible. I love it!
Rudy is hanging out with the Joker and Riddler. Batman and Robin can bring him in.
Not the 1st "Pole Workers" Rudy has stiffed im bettin'
Doubt it stiffed in decades. 😁
@@kevinangus4848 little blue pills do wonders ... or so I've heard ... *cough
I assume you may be referring to Polish workers who helped build trump tower then got deported possibly before being paid, not sure if Rudy on the scene at that time. Sorry if I ruined it but it might r/whoosh over some…or I could be getting it wrong myself.
@@janineclarkson3991 I'm thinking Dave may have been referring to a different type of .. *cough* "Pole Worker !!
@@kaiberberich1 the borat variety 😉
The Rudy Giuliani song was perfect! I was just talking to my spouse how we need to find a way to see the old Carmen sandiego game show and this came on! Awesome!
If Rudy is on South Dixie, then he was thrown off the Island (as in Palm Beach Island).
Great job on the harmonies for the Carmen San Diego bit.
Thanks Sir S. Colbert 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩😴
Amazing cover! I didn't know I needed it until I heard it.
Rudy's girlfriend is the person in the mirror when Rudy gets lonely and dresses in Drag and thinks of Donald in happier times.
Did Saturday Night Live let him keep the dress?
Don't read my name!
My guess is he finally melted back into the oil puddle on the corner of 23rd street and 8th from whence he was found.
“Corpse Teeth, they’re free”😂
You deserve it Rudy
Did they take his passport? just a thought.....
maybe they're hoping he WILL flee the country. save everybody a lot of bother, and the money it would have cost to toss him in prison.
You only ever describe your location that way if you're NOT there and trying to lead your enemies on a wild goose chase XD
Loved the bit. The band is incredible, as always. 🎶 The band needs to be featured more often.
Talented band!
This was mint!
I guess there’s a little Slim Shady in all of us…
My Slim Shady is more shady than slim. ^^
XD
Not in me.
A convenient quote used by the mob.
@@GM-cq6ez or maybe just a line from the song 🤷🏻♀️
That parody of "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego " was on point!
Can't stop hearing the song, Sensational !!! 😂🤣😄😆
Thank you
anyone else read this title to the “Carmen Sandiego” song?
Same here.
I was about to comment that Rudy must have just met another cousin, but then you brought out the googs.
Up vote for anything with the band. Love those guys.
Prison better him than us! He is a nightmare.
Giuliani never fails to disappoint
Embarrassing. But I look forward to his tell-all book, on Jan 7 2026.
That Carmen Sandiego parody brought me back to the 90s. It made me want to look up the original again. The Late Show Band did Rockapella proud.
Brilliant a cappella piece, Guys!!
Coup de Grace is pronounced KOO De Graas,
Not KOO De GRAH -
The judge finds Rudy’s lack of progress disturbing.
Bankrupt and living in / on Palm Beach doesn't add up.
@@charlesking5328Think off-shore accounts. Then it makes sense.
@@RevLeigh55 think: he's lying about where he is. now THAT makes sense.
Lol 😆 bring back John Lithgow as Rudy . Comic genius 🖖🤠
Rockapella was a great band.
Was? They’re still around. Also I don’t think they’re technically a band, more of a group really.
Are. They're still around, crushing it.
I've just pissed my pants...and no one can do anything about it.
Call TFG 45 and get some advice...
No bond for rudy since he's obviously a flight risk
But only at night...
The band should play an Ode once a week, dedicated to whatever person or situation that Stephen brings up. That little jingle was excellent.
That public access episode is still in my top of my fave late night show episodes ! 🤣
'Coup de gras' might kill you but not as fast as 'Coup de grâce'.
Don't smoke grass in your coupe. The cops can smell it.
@@ngauruhoezodiac3143 Weed is legal in a bunch of states.
wow, use that band more please
Can’t wait for the Monday episode, now that Rudy has been found and served AFTER his obnoxious tweet and at his own b-day party 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
That Carmen Sandiego parody was off the hook. Kudos to the band. That was amazing. Well done!
What the...? When did Rudy break up with Belinda Blowup? I thought they said she was his soulmate for life?
Is that the woman he allegedly sexually mistreated?
capone & all those other lawless didn’t get away with it all together, then neither can these miscreants.
Seriously Rudi is such a mess throw in the drinking and I think he is at risk of unaliving himself. Don’t like him but not funny
He is going to leave his teeth to the Smithonian...they will be classified between prognathous and paleolithic.
Great job Late Show Band 😂👏
Guiliani is like the opposite of the vampire Blade. "None of our strengths, all of our weaknesses." Like hes really really bad at being undead.
Once respected Rudy has fallen a long way due to his association with Donnie. All respect for him is gone. Sadly he does not see the error of his ways.
He had his own deep flaws...nobody normal would inhabit the Trump sewer for a decade just for the good times.
Everyone look up Stephen Colbert interviewing Eminem. You will NOT be disappointed 🎉
Unless you think Eminem is a disappointment
Your band needs more credit for that perfect rendition of the Carmen Sandiego theme. That was AWESOME.
Okay, the reference to "Where in The World is Carmen Sandiego" and the acapella rift was Sheer, Unadulterated brilliance! Best opening monologue in a while!
Someone should check Mordor to see if he's hiding out there.
I think he'd fail orc inspections
Well, he does look like Gollum..
@@erikaswanson7072 In Gollum’s defense he was driven mad by the One Ring.
I think he went home to Mother Russia.
Someone make a full song out of that!
Justice demands it!
Anyone check under a rock? I bet he his under a rock.
Rudi's best bet now is to just stop existing.
I'm pretty sure Donnie has kicked him to the curb. He brings nothing to the table now. Then again , he might be waiting tables 😊
I haven't watched this yet, but I hope that the phase is said in the tune of Carmen Sandiego.
Edit:
Oh my, hell yeah!
I came here for an a cappella theme song and was not disappointed
omg they fkn nailed the Carmen Sandiego bit!
Good morning from the Netherlands
Ook goeiemorgen
Good evening from New Zealand. Have a lovely day.
Doeiiiiii!
@@joanne4758 coincidentally I live in the province of (old) Zeeland
Somebody needs to explain how Rudy Giuliani isn't wanted for espionage. I don't get it.
THaT Band is a talented group of individual musicians. Fantastic!
Omg “Arrrantic Ocean” had me cracking up uncontrollably for a few minutes. Don’t know what got into me! 😂😂
To many purple pills
So many mountains 😂