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  • Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito blames his wife for the insurrectionist flag that flew in front of their home after January 6, 2020, Donald Trump wants President Biden to take a drug test before they debate, and Arizona prosecutors served Rudy Giuliani indictment papers at his 80th birthday party.
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  • @patcomerford5596
    @patcomerford5596 Před 24 dny +1974

    Alito and Thomas should be impeached and removed from the SCOTUS bench.

    • @user-cq5ff3zd2l
      @user-cq5ff3zd2l Před 24 dny +117

      Can’t believe he threw his wife under the bus like that. What a jellyfish

    • @robsemail
      @robsemail Před 24 dny

      @@user-cq5ff3zd2l what a christian!

    • @markfregly4148
      @markfregly4148 Před 24 dny +33

      Who will impeach them exactly?

    • @vvohvaelez9277
      @vvohvaelez9277 Před 24 dny +75

      @@markfregly4148 Democratic Congress that has both houses. Impeachment isnt really enough, they need conviction in the Senate.

    • @NiteshadeX2
      @NiteshadeX2 Před 24 dny

      @@markfregly4148 The gallows.

  • @Renastarsong
    @Renastarsong Před 24 dny +526

    I’m pretty sure ‘Oh, you were rude to my wife? We’re nazis now’ is genuinely how that works for WAY too many people. 😑

    • @rockmillar8641
      @rockmillar8641 Před 24 dny +7

      ❤💯💔🕊️🇺🇲💯

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Před 23 dny +44

      I remember once watching the news and someone claimed she gets "less liberal" every time she sees the homeless pee outside. Apparently advocating for public toilets for all was not an option for her. Anyway, the city thought of it and the problem immediately reduced drastically. Some people would literally rather lean towards fascism than solve the damn problem and it's bizarre.

    • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
      @ywoulduchoosetousethis Před 23 dny +4

      Reminds me of "I do not believe in God."
      "Y?"
      "When I was 8, my aunt got sick and died. I prayed and prayed, and God never answered me."

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 Před 23 dny +9

      Sad and true. Tale of the stupid and corrupt. Vote Biden 💙💙💙💙💙💙
      Save America 🇺🇸

    • @Flyguy9
      @Flyguy9 Před 23 dny

      @@TahtahmesDiaryLiberalism policy attracts homelessness at this point

  • @occamraiser
    @occamraiser Před 23 dny +450

    Alito needs to lose his job, and then be tried for treason. Thomas should simply be in prison pending his trial for bribery and corruption.

    • @viewer2277
      @viewer2277 Před 23 dny +16

      Sounds like a great idea, I can't see ANY downsides!

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 Před 23 dny +18

      If we had the right Congress in power, he would be removed. Vote.

    • @ChadGardenSinLA
      @ChadGardenSinLA Před 23 dny

      The people w/ our vote will hold SCOTUS accountable. Elect officials that will impeach BAD JUDGES like Clearance Thomas and Samual Alito

    • @singerrb4984
      @singerrb4984 Před 23 dny +12

      Wifey must go too.

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 Před 23 dny +3

      I find the guy as odious as the next person, but why the hell would Alito be tried for treason? For disagreeing with us politically? It's depressing to me the increasing number of progressives who talk like MAGA people.

  • @liberationstory
    @liberationstory Před 23 dny +166

    DA in Atlanta dates a colleague, she should be disqualified; a Supreme Court Justice displays a symbol of insurrection, he's just fine

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před 23 dny +22

      Rules For Thee But Not For Me.

    • @liberationstory
      @liberationstory Před 23 dny

      @@paulgibbon5991 ✅

    • @currentbatches6205
      @currentbatches6205 Před 22 dny +1

      "...a Supreme Court Justice displays a symbol of insurrection..."
      You need to learn what words mean before making a fool of yourself. Again.

    • @MaureenCahill-bk9mh
      @MaureenCahill-bk9mh Před 22 dny +1

      those who fight and fought for this country could never disrespect our flag. - their friends died to defend it...vets used to stop and let someone know if the flag they flew was becoming tattered and they would volunteer to replace it....who have we become?

  • @eminbc
    @eminbc Před 24 dny +745

    America can be fixed. End gerrymandering and lifetime SCJ appointments, get rid of Electoral College, standardize voting. It would be a start.

    • @llongone2
      @llongone2 Před 24 dny +44

      Yes, yes, and yes! Give this man/woman a louder mic!

    • @user-Atamigaputer
      @user-Atamigaputer Před 24 dny +37

      Absolutely correct

    • @maurer3d
      @maurer3d Před 24 dny +29

      And put in place an amendment to require the court to be politically balanced.

    • @denillefleming2942
      @denillefleming2942 Před 24 dny +38

      Vote blue to recover the house and keep the senate. Impeachment starts in the house.

    • @JTwelks32
      @JTwelks32 Před 24 dny +2

      Bahahaha nope. Just get make Cali its own country

  • @ashlibabbitt1111
    @ashlibabbitt1111 Před 24 dny +965

    It's pathetic that a Supreme Court judge can't tell the difference between proof and a conspiracy theory.

    • @worrierqueen5695
      @worrierqueen5695 Před 24 dny +88

      He can tell, and he knows it's vital that the coup works next time or he's in the dustbin of history as a criminal enabler.

    • @okupiedkat296
      @okupiedkat296 Před 24 dny

      @@worrierqueen5695ll

    • @Terra_Lopez
      @Terra_Lopez Před 24 dny +55

      @@worrierqueen5695 Right, and he just believes whatever he wants to believe, damn the evidence. Not a great attitude for a Supreme Court Justice.

    • @Brandon-ml2zw
      @Brandon-ml2zw Před 24 dny +1

      Exactly. Just like Cohen, most of these pigs are just playing along because they honestly need the world to change (see: devolve) for them to remain comfortable. Donald Trump was their gamble and they jump ship whenever they see things going south, or in some cases, when they go to jail for him 🤣

    • @joshuawaddell9247
      @joshuawaddell9247 Před 24 dny +41

      He's bought. He knows.

  • @seaneburke
    @seaneburke Před 23 dny +241

    Forget recusals and impeachments! Alito and Thomas need to be PROSECUTED!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 23 dny

      Prosecution and impeachment are mutually exclusive. We can just do both.

    • @truebluedigit6570
      @truebluedigit6570 Před 23 dny +3

      Exactly!

    • @opossumlvr1023
      @opossumlvr1023 Před 22 dny

      Without principled men like Trump, Alito and Thomas our Constitutional Republic has no chance of surviving.

    • @seaneburke
      @seaneburke Před 22 dny

      @@opossumlvr1023 Republicans and the GOP are simply anti-American. Not a single thing they say or do has anything to do with "American values"( or Christian values for that matter. Their current rhetoric is a carbon copy of Hitler's siren song of hate and intolerance in 1930s Germany. Check yourself! The hardest part of freedom is letting others have theirs too.

    • @Lecterl
      @Lecterl Před 21 dnem +2

      @@opossumlvr1023 I love your sarcasm

  • @ramonreyes1446
    @ramonreyes1446 Před 23 dny +73

    Awesome monologue. And yes we should kick out Thomas and Alito from the Supreme Court; they are a disgrace bar none.

  • @AndreaALenze
    @AndreaALenze Před 24 dny +415

    Blaming your wife is the last refuge of the incompetent.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před 24 dny +9

      Well said!

    • @SuperMagicUnderwear
      @SuperMagicUnderwear Před 23 dny

      Hey, don't say that! There's also blaming their children (like with Cruz).

    • @pejbartolo2365
      @pejbartolo2365 Před 23 dny +8

      FIRST, FIRST, FIRST, not last.

    • @msscoutshadow
      @msscoutshadow Před 23 dny +10

      Blaming ANYONE besides yourself actually. But then again he learned from the best (one of the few things that he is actually #1 🏆 !! 😂

    • @lukesayers5850
      @lukesayers5850 Před 23 dny +4

      My wife is the last refuge if incompetence? Got it. Gonna quote you on that tonite!❤

  • @Sunny-il1xm
    @Sunny-il1xm Před 24 dny +695

    These traitors shouldn't be untouchable.

    • @lloydanderson3733
      @lloydanderson3733 Před 24 dny +9

      They're not Untouchable it's just nobody has been able to get to them yet but hopefully soon

    • @WilliamOfficeSupply9832
      @WilliamOfficeSupply9832 Před 24 dny +4

      Title 18 U.S.C. Section 242
      Title 18 U.S.C. Section 241

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 Před 24 dny +14

      They're not. Congress has power over them, they're just too afraid to use it.

    • @JohnSmith-it6hj
      @JohnSmith-it6hj Před 24 dny

      Unfortunately Biden might not live to receive justice for his treason, those Democrats responsible for election fraud in 2020 will likely be found out and punished though.

    • @CaptainRetroStation
      @CaptainRetroStation Před 23 dny

      The fact that these traitors are untouchable is proof positive that the US is far from being the “Best Country in the World”. 🇺🇸😖👈

  • @irenedevins1629
    @irenedevins1629 Před 23 dny +60

    So Alito has no problem telling all women what they cannot do with their bodies, but can't tell his wife to honor our flag!! Someone needs a lesson in principle.

  • @AriBellamar
    @AriBellamar Před 23 dny +135

    Good grief! Does anybody care that the whole world is watching this circus?! Flying the flag upside down??? SHAMEFUL!! And, by a Supreme Court Justice?? Disgusting! Put term limits on them, for the love of God!

    • @aderi31415
      @aderi31415 Před 23 dny

      Most of the world probably wonders why we care about that. We makes flags a much bigger deal than just about anyone else in the world.

  • @bethniemann3018
    @bethniemann3018 Před 24 dny +732

    Call your state’s US Senators and call Sen. Dick Durbin (head of Senate Judiciary Committee) and tell them to investigate and impeach Justices Alito and Thomas NOW!!!! Two actual insurrectionists on the highest court is unacceptable.

    • @JudeNance
      @JudeNance Před 24 dny +48

      Wyoming and Montana are so narrow minded that they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Před 24 dny +10

      Will do.

    • @brendatartaglia3861
      @brendatartaglia3861 Před 24 dny

      Linsey Graham and Tim Scott are my senators, we can find them stuck to 45s butt

    • @JupiterSlim
      @JupiterSlim Před 24 dny +8

      👏👏👏 yes

    • @davidmartin4683
      @davidmartin4683 Před 23 dny +8

      Do you need more than 50 senators to vote for impeachment? Moot point

  • @Terastas
    @Terastas Před 24 dny +235

    "Okay, Donald. But you understand we're going to test both of you for drugs, right?"
    "No! No! That's very unfair!"

    • @billewilde1
      @billewilde1 Před 23 dny +1

      Trump doesn't even drink.

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese Před 23 dny +15

      @@billewilde1So he says… It could be just another one of his 30,000+ lies that he’s racked up over the past six years!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 23 dny +11

      @@billewilde1 even if that is the one true statement that he has made; he does a load of other drugs, mostly amphetamine or cocaine based.

    • @scottbaekeland9750
      @scottbaekeland9750 Před 23 dny

      @@dracoargentum9783 czcams.com/video/N60ceYRlY2I/video.html

    • @lwherndon
      @lwherndon Před 23 dny +9

      @@billewilde1 he’s an adderall guy

  • @carlodave9
    @carlodave9 Před 23 dny +31

    That justices have become so brazenly unaccountable while refusing to recuze says it all.

  • @stevenpoynter9982
    @stevenpoynter9982 Před 23 dny +20

    I really admire the judge's neighbor

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm Před 24 dny +498

    Alito's wife proved her neighbor right by disrespecting the flag.

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 Před 24 dny +43

      Sounds like the neighbor got the wording correct!

    • @DylanE1
      @DylanE1 Před 24 dny +5

      I’m as anti Trump as they come but flying the flag upside down is NOT disrespectful, it’s a sign of distress. I don’t agree with her use of it, but it’s not disrespectful

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před 24 dny +28

      @DylanE1
      But there was no distress, so what does it mean now?

    • @PDVism
      @PDVism Před 24 dny

      @@DylanE1 So you are a anti-Trump kind of guy, care to explain what the distress was that they were signaling? A broken finger nail, a plumbing problem, a home invasion that lasted several days... no, it was that they agreed with Trump that his loss was illegal.
      In short, you are either a dunce or a liar or, and this is more likely, you are a lying dunce.

    • @keely2014
      @keely2014 Před 24 dny

      ​@@DylanE1distress because their candidate lost the election?

  • @Thrankson
    @Thrankson Před 24 dny +210

    When RBG voiced privately her disdain for Trump Chief Justice Robert’s told her she had to apologise OR be fired! Where’s the accountability for Alioto or Thomas?

    • @WilliamOfficeSupply9832
      @WilliamOfficeSupply9832 Před 24 dny

      John Roberts was ILLEGALLY appointed by George Bush, Jr. in 2001.
      President and Madam President Clinton Appointed Good Real Democrats like Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Stephen Byar, Sonya Sotomayor, Elena Kagan among they Appointed multiple Democratic candidates to the U.S. Federal District Courts.

    • @WilliamOfficeSupply9832
      @WilliamOfficeSupply9832 Před 24 dny

      President and Madam President Clinton Won The Popular Votes by Landslides in 1992, 1996, 2000, 2008 and 2016 in the U.S.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před 24 dny +29

      Laws for thee not for me!

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 23 dny +11

      Well, you see, RBG was one of THEM, and Alito and Thomas are US.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před 23 dny +5

      @@elenachristian9860 you must mean the entitled ones! Never to be questioned!

  • @PyotrFrikadelle69
    @PyotrFrikadelle69 Před 23 dny +39

    Reform the Supreme Court!

  • @tureytayno3154
    @tureytayno3154 Před 23 dny +40

    This countries decline didn't start with Trump. It started with Reagan

    • @roncantrell2836
      @roncantrell2836 Před 22 dny +5

      You are so very correct

    • @barbaramedlock4337
      @barbaramedlock4337 Před 14 dny

      Do u remember Reagan falling asleep at conference amazing former president does same thing

    • @rentedtux1883
      @rentedtux1883 Před 13 dny

      It started with the Bushes straight through to that pos Biden

  • @johnellharris1366
    @johnellharris1366 Před 24 dny +493

    Thomas and Alito must step down from the Supreme Court,to restore honor and legitimacy to the court.Put the country first.

    • @rockmillar8641
      @rockmillar8641 Před 24 dny +7

      ❤Get Out🇺🇲 B4 U R put Out 🇺🇲🕊️

    • @lindaswanson9328
      @lindaswanson9328 Před 24 dny +28

      I don't think they care. I have zero faith in Scotus. Another term of t Rump, and we won't have a judicial system. We won't have a democracy, either.💙💙💙

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před 23 dny

      He is a fascist waiting for another J6 to happen!

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen Před 23 dny +19

      LOL. Like a Republican might understand the phrase "put the country first."

    • @michaelgillespie1206
      @michaelgillespie1206 Před 23 dny +16

      Add Kavenagh for good measure.

  • @JTRocks4Ever
    @JTRocks4Ever Před 24 dny +617

    The Supreme Court is a joke. There needs to be a law passed to rein in these lowlifes.

    • @Robert-uz9je
      @Robert-uz9je Před 24 dny

      But thank God there is nothing liberals can do...this is our Supreme Court for decades to come.

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s Před 24 dny

      They have become a political goon squad.
      Too much Fox news, they can't tell reality from hannity anymore.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před 23 dny

      If the democrats get a supermajority it will.

    • @thisbushnell2012
      @thisbushnell2012 Před 23 dny +29

      It requires an Ammendment to the Constitution. VOTE BLUE

    • @leehartlee2970
      @leehartlee2970 Před 23 dny

      CORRUPT TO THE CORE lowlifes- there, I fixed it!

  • @Riley0509
    @Riley0509 Před 23 dny +13

    Thank you Stephen! It would be impossible to survive these times without you.

  • @user-vf1xp7ls1p
    @user-vf1xp7ls1p Před 22 dny +5

    Term Limits for all 3 branches of government, not just the Executive branch. There should be NO lifetime appointments for SCOTUS. They feel embolden because there's no threat to their jobs! Ridiculous!

  • @user-it1ig8fn1r
    @user-it1ig8fn1r Před 23 dny +944

    Bad enough flying our flag upside down---but then lying that he knew nothing about it after it flew for several days! Alito is a disgrace to the Supreme Court!

    • @flyby8461
      @flyby8461 Před 23 dny +80

      He was a disgrace before the flag thing came up !

    • @JohnWestIV
      @JohnWestIV Před 23 dny

      Alito is a disgrace to humanity.

    • @DailySource
      @DailySource Před 23 dny +58

      He also lied by saying that it was only flying like that briefly. Briefly would be for an hour or two or at the most for several hours. Several days is definitely not briefly.

    • @BEASTmodeontheRoad
      @BEASTmodeontheRoad Před 23 dny +21

      Flying the flag upside down is a sign of distress back in the day. Nazi just can't do anything original

    • @Ruhrpottpatriot
      @Ruhrpottpatriot Před 23 dny +2

      Not to be a party pooper: But nowhere is the actual "right side up" for the US flag defined. It's just 13 stripes, alternating between red and white and the blue box with one star for each state. That's it.

  • @stephenbarrette610
    @stephenbarrette610 Před 24 dny +251

    Justice Alito, is a disgrace, and blame your wife. Just appalling.

  • @Baldevi
    @Baldevi Před 23 dny +10

    Rudy's Indictment from Arizona: the Gift that Keeps on Giving!

  • @Metalbass10000
    @Metalbass10000 Před 23 dny +42

    Blaming a president for corporations determining the size or price of their products is just ignorant of reality.

    • @StrawberryShortcake12335
      @StrawberryShortcake12335 Před 23 dny +2

      During Covid, the government (Trump) pumped a lot of money (Covid checks to individuals, enhanced unemployment benefits, and loan forgiveness for businesses) at a time of decreased production. That is the recipe for inflation! Economics 101 - Day 1

    • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
      @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 Před 23 dny +2

      The amount of government spending and where it was spent during Covid by Biden and Trump will be up for debate for a long time. However, no government spending and aid to people who reallt needed it would have been disastrous. Many more would have become homeless and without the means to feed themselves or their families. Inflation is bad, but would either of those things be better?

  • @NYAndreas
    @NYAndreas Před 24 dny +220

    "If someone calls you the c word, putting up an insurrection flag is not the response". 👍👍👍

    • @kathleenb.9917
      @kathleenb.9917 Před 24 dny +10

      Unless you actually are an insurrectionist...

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s Před 24 dny +12

      ​@@kathleenb.9917and who better to fly an anti-constitution flag than one of the nine people in this country charged with upholding and interpreting the Constitution.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 16 dny

      The lifetime appointments are supposed to prevent corruption/bribes, but they're clearly not doing so.

  • @alexlamuraglia8739
    @alexlamuraglia8739 Před 24 dny +340

    Like a good old Republican he blamed the wife 😢
    Shame on Alito!! Its totally gross! 💙

    • @Paul512
      @Paul512 Před 23 dny

      Just like Fying Ted Cruz.....

    • @melturnboo4205
      @melturnboo4205 Před 23 dny

      Democrats don't even fly the American flag but foreign country flags

    • @ChibiHoshiDragon
      @ChibiHoshiDragon Před 23 dny

      Like a good old Republican, they ACCEPT that Alito blames his wife.
      I say that because Menendez blamed the gold bars on his wife and he is a Democrat.

  • @7rob27
    @7rob27 Před 23 dny +18

    What a supreme joke this court is.

  • @swordwhale
    @swordwhale Před 23 dny +14

    This opening was just fantastic! Awesome band, killer jokes, Stephen’s nailing delivery, and lively audience.

  • @BooksForever
    @BooksForever Před 24 dny +621

    Republicans oddly at peace with flags flying upside down but they lose their minds when players take a knee during an anthem. Go figure. And by “figure” I mean “something else yourself.”

    • @deathstinger13
      @deathstinger13 Před 24 dny +44

      especially since according to the flag code or something, you're never supposed to display the flag upside down? Then again, you're not supposed to put it on dinnerwear or underwear, or hats or...

    • @rockmillar8641
      @rockmillar8641 Před 24 dny +6

      ❤ the last thing I heard was 🤔 the Flag upside Down
      Was a sign of "destous". Anyway...😂😉
      loving this Chat 💗🕊️🇺🇲

    • @Robert-uz9je
      @Robert-uz9je Před 24 dny +4

      Flying the American flag upside down is an international sign of distress.. go figure, and by that I mean go educate yourself....also professional football players get paid to play football, that's their job you don't protest while you are at work, that's for your own time.

    • @laurelbeach4529
      @laurelbeach4529 Před 24 dny +46

      @@Robert-uz9je Lots of people protest at work. What do you think strikes are? Students and teachers used to have to pledge allegiance to the flag until some protested, and now it is protected speech to sit during the pledge. Making people stand for patriotic “virtue signaling” just isn’t very American.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před 24 dny +21

      @Robert-uz9je
      But there was no distress, so what does the upside down flag mean now?

  • @Valentinathevamp
    @Valentinathevamp Před 24 dny +159

    Alito and Thomas should be impeached.

  • @timothyclark-sl4il
    @timothyclark-sl4il Před 23 dny +22

    The people need to do something to fix the supreme court nazis.

  • @lisanunlist9510
    @lisanunlist9510 Před 23 dny +9

    Wow, a Mitch Freeze! Do more of those, Donnie. Then bore us with how cold the court is for the millionth time.

  • @j.bakker6162
    @j.bakker6162 Před 24 dny +101

    In Europe we more and more get concerned about the dummnes and coruption in America
    Thankfully you have people like Colbert and Kimmel who use irony , sometimes sarcasme and cynisme, to show us there is still hope for everybody
    Thanks

    • @chrystya
      @chrystya Před 24 dny +13

      Believe me “concerned “ is an understatement of what normal Americans are

    • @joesdi
      @joesdi Před 24 dny +7

      Here in Europe, we are concerned about the extreme right gaining more and more ground.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před 23 dny +1

      @@joesdi Something which greatly accelerated after 2016. If America is stupid enough to reelect Trump, it's bad news for democracies everywhere.

  • @user-iw9hs3iw4v
    @user-iw9hs3iw4v Před 23 dny +108

    Blaming his wife: what a hero, what a supreme model of morality and justice.

    • @ChibiHoshiDragon
      @ChibiHoshiDragon Před 23 dny +2

      Menendez blamed the Gold Bars on his wife too.
      The Dems gave him no quarter and didn't buy the "wife" excuse, yet the GOP turns a blind eye to Alito and accepts the "wife" excuse.

    • @oliviaturner7388
      @oliviaturner7388 Před 23 dny

      Just like Thomas and Cruz!

    • @lntraveler264
      @lntraveler264 Před 23 dny +2

      If I were her, he'd be sleeping on the couch for the next, the next...eternity.

  • @heffo67
    @heffo67 Před 23 dny +6

    At 8:17 "Gremlin who gets your baby unless you can guess his name..." I spit red wine everywhere, the boss woman is gonna kill me! 😂

  • @yaboi_LGK
    @yaboi_LGK Před 22 dny +3

    My favorite part is know the Supreme Court is deemed responsible for its own actions. We have checks and balances, but apparently not when it comes to holding SCOTUS judges accountable for highly suspect things.

  • @davidwoods7408
    @davidwoods7408 Před 24 dny +260

    I've never actually seen Trump shut his mouth for that long on the podium. Has to be a record!

    • @rockmillar8641
      @rockmillar8641 Před 24 dny +6

      And. He was doing Nothing 😅
      No hugging our Flag, No dancing 🎶🎶. "What A drag it is getting Old" Stay Safe 🕊️🇺🇲❤️

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před 24 dny +6

      It was very nice!

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Před 23 dny +7

      And that's why he's on his TENTH gag order.

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama Před 23 dny +1

      it feels like when a school play pauses because they thought the song was starting, and when they realize there's no lyrics, they go back to their half-learned lines.
      Are we SURE he's not senile????

    • @MrPhotodoc
      @MrPhotodoc Před 23 dny +2

      He has the same writer that sank Katie Britt's political career.

  • @Wayneshawn
    @Wayneshawn Před 23 dny +272

    For God's and the US's sake, will the media PLEASE keep SCOTUS accountable!!

    • @radagastbrown9001
      @radagastbrown9001 Před 23 dny +11

      They already have many many times. It's up to the politicians, there's nothing the media can do.
      And better politicians start with better voters.
      So right back at you.

    • @beefandbarley
      @beefandbarley Před 23 dny +4

      Corporate media wants t.

    • @carlodave9
      @carlodave9 Před 23 dny +9

      @@beefandbarleyExactly. Corporations & billionaires are about to have more power than they have ever been allowed to have. No bought justice is allowed to recuse. It’s that bad.

    • @nicholase2868
      @nicholase2868 Před 23 dny +7

      ​@@radagastbrown9001 the media can stop giving MAGA candidates free coverage.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 23 dny +4

      @@nicholase2868 Totally agree with you in one sense, but then it does give everybody the chance to see how totally awful they are.

  • @marcov2ecuador
    @marcov2ecuador Před 23 dny +7

    Both of these guys should be expelled from the Supreme Court and bought up on Treason charges

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey Před 23 dny +27

    "We are a nation in decline..." because of Trumspter and his RIGHT_WING LUNACY!

  • @user-cq5ff3zd2l
    @user-cq5ff3zd2l Před 24 dny +147

    I think Trump is desperately trying to get out of the debate that HE challenged Biden to have.

    • @willdickinson4177
      @willdickinson4177 Před 24 dny +27

      Of course he is. He is now, and always has been, a coward.

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo Před 23 dny +1

      Exactly. And he’s failing mentally. His father had dementia, he knows the signs. He’s probably triple dosing the Adderall when he’s not in court, so of course he accuses Biden.

    • @Flyguy9
      @Flyguy9 Před 23 dny

      @@willdickinson4177are you kidding? Biden won’t be able to even stand for the whole debate

    • @radagastbrown9001
      @radagastbrown9001 Před 23 dny +14

      FDR couldn't walk but he stood up to the Nazis. What's your point?​@@Flyguy9

    • @Flyguy9
      @Flyguy9 Před 23 dny

      @@radagastbrown9001 Being s3nile doesnt help either lmao

  • @khakiwolf4146
    @khakiwolf4146 Před 23 dny +5

    Someone should have called the police to make sure he was ok. An upside-down flag is am International signal for "HELP!"

  • @berngirl5624
    @berngirl5624 Před 23 dny +3

    The fact they know they can do it and get away with it, is just crazy.

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 Před 23 dny +102

    It’s sad that these “justices” can’t even be bothered to pretend to be impartial anymore.

  • @joetarvainis2417
    @joetarvainis2417 Před 24 dny +140

    Shows how disloyal to the United States of America some of these justices are.

  • @janehollander1934
    @janehollander1934 Před 23 dny +6

    6:49 I personally did NOT notice Trump's "Pauze/Freeze" during this speech: because I've been "listening" to Donald with the sound ON MUTE since 2016 ✌🏻😅

  • @meemo32086
    @meemo32086 Před 23 dny +6

    I think that might have been your best monologue ever!! I laughed sooooohard!!

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum Před 24 dny +142

    The upside-down US flag should only be flown as a signal of emergency distress. "Wah, my guy didn't get elected" doesn't count.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před 24 dny +6

      You are absolutely correct!

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo Před 23 dny +3

      👍💯

    • @TheGreatAtario
      @TheGreatAtario Před 23 dny +6

      I could see flying it that day as a cry of emergency regarding the fact that there had just been an insurrection. Funny he hasn't tried anything like saying that, innit

    • @cassandro9445
      @cassandro9445 Před 23 dny +2

      ​@@TheGreatAtariothat wouldn't please the cult members... They prefer them being sneaky and nonsensical than admitting they just lost 😂

  • @mmmsmashing8071
    @mmmsmashing8071 Před 23 dny +45

    When you start to show a political bias as a supposed impartial judge, then you are no longer fit to serve the role you are in. Period.

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb7443 Před 23 dny +4

    Thomas and Alito are loyal to the Federalist Society and not the Constitution! SAD!

  • @nancychandler3673
    @nancychandler3673 Před 23 dny +4

    Vote 🇺🇸 💙

  • @randyevermore9323
    @randyevermore9323 Před 24 dny +113

    Funny, I always thought judges and lawyers considered the "appearance of impropriety" to be a bad thing, not something to display in their front yard.

  • @paramotorhead
    @paramotorhead Před 23 dny +165

    These lifetime justice appointments are ridiculous. They should be abolished, their partisan nature is totally unacceptable in the face of the new GOP and its far right agenda.

    • @opossumlvr1023
      @opossumlvr1023 Před 23 dny

      Where were you when that senile old bat RBG would not leave the bench despite sleeping through all the court cases. If she was mentally competent she would have left the court during Obama's first term to ensure someone politically aligned with her views filled her seat. It was best that she remained on the court until her dying day so Trump got to fill the vacancy.

    • @BradloRaul
      @BradloRaul Před 23 dny +3

      Yes. Judicial appointments have been a partisan game since the beginning of our nation. I see what the Framers of the Constitution were trying to do, but it’s a mess.

    • @cherylepavlakis1081
      @cherylepavlakis1081 Před 23 dny +3

      There should be a time limit

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Před 23 dny

      A remedy that has been proposed since long before even Dredd Scott.
      And it still won't ever happen.
      Just like the idiotic Electoral College and First Past the Pole system created a fundamentally flawed and terminally toxic 2 party system.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 23 dny +3

      @@cherylepavlakis1081 ... and they shouldn't be picked by politicians.

  • @jenniferwalker3289
    @jenniferwalker3289 Před 23 dny +2

    My father lived to 85. He was never on any regular meds.
    I love the show!❤

  • @maenc3368
    @maenc3368 Před 23 dny +4

    Love your show Stephen… great reporting, great jokes… Thank you to you and to your team ❤

  • @C84791
    @C84791 Před 24 dny +93

    Thomas and Alito should both resign they’re a disgrace to our country. Roberts should also resign for enabling them.

    • @DirkManes
      @DirkManes Před 23 dny

      Na, I don’t know. As an non-American I would say your Republican Party and their surroundings are a disgrace for your country (and that nearly half of your voters still vote for them). Sorry.

  • @rachelrobinson3746
    @rachelrobinson3746 Před 24 dny +111

    I think maybe the whole concept of, "arbiter of their own behavior" isn't working out like people thought it would.🙄

  • @blahco4tt
    @blahco4tt Před 23 dny +3

    This segment was 100% 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Taxrenn93
    @Taxrenn93 Před 23 dny +2

    I will confess to putting a flag on upside down at work once, very tired, hadn’t slept well. It just so happens the day this occurred was the day after the 2020 election. Once pointed out I had to run and fix it shouting “I swear I’m not trying to make a statement, I just didn’t have my coffee this morning!”

  • @patriciazoerner
    @patriciazoerner Před 24 dny +194

    With Trump every accusation is a confession. So now we know he's worried he might get asked to be drug tested. Wouldn't it be rich if we did drug test him?

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye Před 24 dny +17

      They can just take a swab from his diaper.

    • @rockmillar8641
      @rockmillar8641 Před 24 dny +5

      ​@@RictusHolloweye
      ❤ Damn 😂😂 loving this Chat 🕊️🇺🇲😍

    • @breezyncj
      @breezyncj Před 24 dny +13

      Projecting is his thing but his supporters don't know what that word means, or that it exists, and even if they did their retort to the claim that he's projecting would be "nuh uh!"

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon Před 24 dny +6

      Very rich, in a "golden shower-y" way

    • @davidevans4475
      @davidevans4475 Před 24 dny

      Biden should agree to a drug test only on condition that Trump agrees to a polygraph test. Fair trade ?

  • @peterkwikkers9924
    @peterkwikkers9924 Před 24 dny +54

    SCOTUS means: Shameless Court Of The United States

  • @fantasymeditationandsleeps5341

    We can no longer count on the honorable behavior of those that reach the highest office in our justice system, the Supreme Court. We need to make them accountable for their actions by requiring them to be elected by the American People every four years. Some of these justices seem to feel they are above the law.

  • @superdog412
    @superdog412 Před 17 dny +1

    Absolutely priceless Mr Colbert.

  • @eamonnsiocain6454
    @eamonnsiocain6454 Před 24 dny +48

    The Crooked Court needs to be subjected to judicial review.

  • @Pbav8tor
    @Pbav8tor Před 24 dny +58

    Impeach Thomas and Alito, impose 8 year term limits and expand the court. Three tiny little things.

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo Před 23 dny +10

      Need a Democratic supermajority for that, so vote BLUE.🗳️💙. At least another four to equal the 13 federal court districts.

    • @kellyburket6955
      @kellyburket6955 Před 23 dny

      Term limits are counter productive!!!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 23 dny

      I’d say set terms counter to political terms, that way election/assignment will not politically based

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 23 dny

      @@kellyburket6955 the only counter-productivity of term limits is a worry that Justices will spend all their time campaigning instead of judging; we can stop them from campaigning at all, and make part of their term limits the only campaigning that is allowed IS their own work.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před 23 dny

      If Democrats have a real majority in the House and Senate, expanding the court is possible. Impeachment must be initiated and done by the House and then 2/3rds of the Senate must vote to convict to remove the person from office. Term limits would require a Constitutional amendment. However, it’s possible to create a panel of Senior Justices who’ve served a certain number of years, say 15 or 18, who would then be available for consultation and could be randomly selected to fill in for a recused Justice or in the interim following a death or unexpected retirement until a replacement is confirmed.

  • @TracyAdams-ry2fc
    @TracyAdams-ry2fc Před 22 dny +1

    Made my day hearing that Rudy G was served on his birthday! 👏👏👏😆😆😆💙💙💙

  • @garryferrington811
    @garryferrington811 Před 23 dny +2

    This is the first time we've had a traitor on the Supreme Court.

  • @melissabruhn1429
    @melissabruhn1429 Před 24 dny +36

    Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas are neither "distinguished" or "impartial".

  • @paulacornelison243
    @paulacornelison243 Před 24 dny +185

    The original meaning is that there is a problem on board.
    He was admitting that the Supreme Court has a major problem.

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS Před 24 dny +21

      and thereafter a symbol of distress in general, hence showing up in disaster movies of all kinds, not just ones at sea. The point the insurrectionists seemed to be trying to make was that something has gone horribly wrong with the country…without the self-awareness to realize they ARE what’s horribly wrong with this country, and the irony that only their houses were correctly marked with signs of distress.

    • @WilliamOfficeSupply9832
      @WilliamOfficeSupply9832 Před 24 dny

      There are six major Issues regarding the U.S. Supreme Court among the past twenty three years in which is identical to the 1980's, 1920's, 1860's and 1850's.

    • @jameskuyper
      @jameskuyper Před 24 dny

      They are using it in precisely the original meaning. They are referring to the problem of the Democratic attempt to steal the Presidency. That suchan attempt was made is a lie, but they are using the upside-down flag with it's normal meaning as part of that lie.

    • @john-paulderosa7217
      @john-paulderosa7217 Před 24 dny +1

      He hasn't "admitted" anything. He said he had nothing to do with it.

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo Před 23 dny +6

      *IMMEDIATE* distress, yes, not the ‘I didn’t get my way’ type the right espouses.

  • @theresacone7678
    @theresacone7678 Před 23 dny +2

    Love Stephen. Tell it like it is & funny. Makes me smile during this horrible time.

  • @oliviasimonich2386
    @oliviasimonich2386 Před 23 dny +3

    Brilliant opening scotus lines, and his bit on lull in trump's speech. Well played, Mr. Colbert!

  • @nicolaasstempels8207
    @nicolaasstempels8207 Před 24 dny +42

    Justice is blind, and so is Justice Alito.

  • @ExcretumTaurum
    @ExcretumTaurum Před 24 dny +60

    When the anthem plays, Alito stands and salutes. With a straight arm held forward and up at an angle.

  • @el0blaino
    @el0blaino Před 23 dny +1

    Stephen’s monologues are at their best when the news is at its worst!

  • @bones8057
    @bones8057 Před 22 dny +1

    ROBERTS' "NOT SO SUPREME" COURT IS A DISGRACE.

  • @BogeyTheBear
    @BogeyTheBear Před 24 dny +42

    4:50 You want a drug test? Like the Covid test you were supposed to take before that first debate back in 2020? You know, the screening you skipped because you _knew_ you had already tested positive for the virus...

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 24 dny +8

      Oh man, I'd forgotten all about that. Which should be impossible, but Trump does so MANY reprehensible things, the human memory can't keep track of it all.

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo Před 23 dny +1

      💯🤬

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Před 23 dny

      Yes. So many people have stuffing for brains.

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 Před 23 dny

      Nobody was ever forced.

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear Před 23 dny

      It is true that debate commission relied on the candidates' honor to declare they'd been tested and passed. So the very fact Trump went onstage while infected only goes to show that he has always been dishonorable.

  • @annsanse2935
    @annsanse2935 Před 24 dny +42

    the first sign of a dying democracy is when the citizens care more about the rule of law than its gatekeepers do. the second sign is when the citizens stop caring too. i will never stop caring.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 23 dny

      A third sign is when the media gleefully shows the citizens giving up because the gatekeepers are gleefully giving up.
      Right-wing programming is America’s “lead pipes”.

  • @Vittachitta
    @Vittachitta Před 23 dny +2

    Justices Alito And Thomas RECUSE

  • @Son-of-Thunder
    @Son-of-Thunder Před 23 dny +1

    Colbert. National Treasure.

  • @markdcmountp
    @markdcmountp Před 24 dny +63

    It really is shameful and deplorable the utter lack of decency, democracy and respect this right wing corrupt Supreme Court has for our nation‼️ We cannot as Americans allow it to continue on this way‼️😖🇺🇸⚖️🇺🇸🗽🙏🕊️

  • @user-gz7os1bu1n
    @user-gz7os1bu1n Před 24 dny +93

    Trump doesn't need to demand drug tests. All he has to do is ask for one and they will give it to him.

    • @MaekarManastorm
      @MaekarManastorm Před 23 dny +1

      Stop smoking crack dude

    • @marionabbott7173
      @marionabbott7173 Před 23 dny

      When he says Biden should have a drug test, he's projecting, as usual, and means he himself should have a drug test.

    • @mikehawkins4752
      @mikehawkins4752 Před 23 dny +1

      Biden should agree to the drug test. That would freak Trump out, and he'd find some lame ass reason to back out.

  • @rock-n-rollfoodie
    @rock-n-rollfoodie Před 23 dny +2

    Monologue on FIRE! LMAO VOTE BLUE 💙

  • @richardholland4533
    @richardholland4533 Před 20 dny +2

    I think he's right in asking for a drug test and he should have one.

  • @1SaG
    @1SaG Před 24 dny +62

    "Oh, you were rude to my wife? Well... we're Nazis now!"
    I LOLed... :D
    Also: Very classy for a supreme court justice to blame it on the wife. What is this? Kindergarten?

  • @suzannarobinson4726
    @suzannarobinson4726 Před 24 dny +38

    As soon as he plays the invisible accordion you know the former guy is lying.

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 Před 23 dny +4

      I thought, "The Tell" was when his mouth is open.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 Před 23 dny +1

      I believe that move is a deliberate device that perhaps has become unconscious. But high pressure sales techniques incorporate hypnotic movements.

  • @ninagargon9926
    @ninagargon9926 Před 23 dny +1

    So much fun your show has been in the last 6 months. 🎉

  • @christophermartin7098
    @christophermartin7098 Před 24 dny +29

    Alito is simply reassuring everyone that the fix is IN!

  • @er...
    @er... Před 24 dny +85

    The final season of _America_ is going to be WILD!

    • @Dan-Simms
      @Dan-Simms Před 24 dny +3

      👏

    • @quesadilla79
      @quesadilla79 Před 24 dny +8

      Day 1 Dictatorship wild

    • @PBthesquirrel
      @PBthesquirrel Před 24 dny +7

      I heard there's a spin-off series coming out called American Authoritarianism. Can't wait!

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic Před 24 dny

      I can imagine, mass shootings in public places, kids being shot in school, barely any healthy food available.
      How will the Americans notice.

    • @andrewbogard2411
      @andrewbogard2411 Před 24 dny

      ​@PBthesquirrel soon after that there will be a civil war breaking out as there are plenty of democrats and honest Republicans who won't have a dictatorship

  • @JamesFaction
    @JamesFaction Před 23 dny +1

    Holy shit Colbert is ON FIRE 😂🤣

  • @ninehundreddollarluxuryyac5958

    Impeach Alito and Thomas.

  • @dennismllerpedersen1964
    @dennismllerpedersen1964 Před 24 dny +98

    Trump Will fail a drug test anytime anywhere every place

    • @paulmiller6245
      @paulmiller6245 Před 23 dny +3

      he does not know how to take one

    • @Paul512
      @Paul512 Před 23 dny +2

      Trumps basically drugs and cholesterol at this point.

  • @charliesimar7541
    @charliesimar7541 Před 23 dny +16

    Rudy being served a subpoena at his birthday after taunting the AZ AG was one of those precious moments of which I would like to order an 8x10 glossy, framed please.😂

  • @davidgrech4574
    @davidgrech4574 Před 21 dnem

    Thank you for helping us get through this unbelievable time of American history and hope you know how much we appreciate you 💪

  • @stephensorensen4477
    @stephensorensen4477 Před 23 dny +1

    Please vote. 🗳💙🇺🇸

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 24 dny +45

    It is nice that we all shared a moment of silence in memory of his last brain cell. As a country.

  • @everettfarr8036
    @everettfarr8036 Před 24 dny +63

    I'm surprised this took so long to hit the bigtime news with the upside down flag at Alito's house. Im 67. I never thought I would see this. In the legal world, Alito sits on the highest court in the world if you think about it. Hes a top 9 out of billions of people. And he does this?

    • @Flyguy9
      @Flyguy9 Před 23 dny +1

      So tell me, what does the upside down flag mean?

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 23 dny

      ​​@@Flyguy9....emergency...distress....but during the 60-70s....upside-down and last ...burning....TOTAL UTMOST DISRESPECT 🤢🤮🤬🍄🧠🍄🧠🤢🤮🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬....I SAVED a 🇺🇸 in the 90s....it was an old cloth being replaced w plastic....it was a flagpole flag...old torn...it was just thrown on a table ...I ask what they were going to do with it...."just throw it in the garbage....WOW....I grabbed it and took it home....it's STILL on my wall....torn...ragged edges....but clean...I did wash it....like Stephen said.....the flag was still there ....after washing...I've moved 7x since 1997....I STILL hv it on my wall✌️✌️✌️✌️👀👀🖼🖼🍄🧠🤢🤮🤬🍄🧠🤢🤮🤬🍄🧠🤢🤮🤬

    • @Flyguy9
      @Flyguy9 Před 23 dny

      @@marshamariner7897 you mean like every antifa riot? At least be consistent

    • @onerva0001
      @onerva0001 Před 23 dny +2

      The highest court is in Hague atm. USA does not rule over the planet.

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 Před 23 dny +2

      "the highest court in the world if you think about it"
      Yes, I've thought about it. Are you trying to say that the American justice system is the best in the world? At the same time as complaining how corrupt the US Supreme Court is? Perhaps you're the one who needs to think about it. A lot.