Fun Tax Write-Offs | Trump Falls Asleep In Court | Billy Joel’s CBS Concert Cutoff
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- Stephen has a new accountant, the former president’s criminal trial kicked off in New York City, and Billy Joel fans were left in shock when a broadcast of the artist’s concert came to an abrupt end on Sunday night.
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'If Trump can be convicted there, he can be convicted anywhere...it's up to you New York, New York.'
Even old Alcatraz has been re named for....
Former guy: if I can be indicted, anyone can.
Everyone else: well... yeah. Duh. 🤨
👍👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
😃I flippin’ love u for that.
we see what you did here
Lmao, Trump whinning about missing his son's graduation...and what was he doing just after the birth of his son, again???
Mela said, don't bother to show at my son's graduation, you weren't there when he was born, your just try to get out of being in court to face your transgressions.
Seems like perfect bookends
... assuming Barron graduates. He is a tRump after all, so he is a born failure.
@@elviarodriguez3908 can you provide a source for this? This would be beautiful and I so want it to be true, but it would also be very uncharacteristic of her to so harshly and publicly bite the hand that feeds her, and it is so easy for someone else to pass off something made up as true.
@@taggah2000 There were no quotes. I think it's just wishful thinking, not meant to be taken seriously. That might be well what Melania says to Trump, but remember, she also wore a jacket with "i dont reely care do u?" spray painted on the back of it when visiting children imprisoned in concentration camps by her husband. So excuse me for not giving that witch the benefit of the doubt.
His Gettysburg rant sounds like a 12 year old who didn't study trying to just ramble through a class presentation 😅
But a 12 yr old's rambling makes more sense than Trump.
All of his speeches sound the same way.
As a 5th grade social studies teacher, I can 10000% confirm this. Pathetic lol.
A book report
Watching the people behind Trump squirm during his “speech” was priceless!😆🤣
They were REALLY bored!!!
I was watching all of them, and non of them were paying any attention to him! 😂😂
I like watching the people in back of him, fascinating
At beginning of clip I saw a big yawn back there.
The smell was wafting.....
Tuff way to earn $40 bucks being put to sleep by the Orange pumpkin head's whingathon
After falling asleep in court today, I think Trump has earned the name Don Snoreleone.
Lol😅😅😅
😂
Dang, that was better than mine
👍🤣🤣🤣
😂 Okay best comment ever
How can anyone listen to this guy & think he’s capable of running our country??? He speaks yabba dabba do.
or as Kimmel pointed out: yabba dabba doofus ^^
Yabba dabba doodoo
Neither of the two main candidates in becoming President will "run" the country. They are not up to all aspects of the job. The decisions will be made by advisors. That has already been the case with some issues in the past eight years. If Trump had made every decision during his presidency the country would have been ruined beyond repair.
@@MM-vv8mtI love the Google translation of your comment! It's what we would have gotten if he had joined the other candidates on stage during the Rep debates!!
Fred Flinstone would do a better job!
Trump went to the U.S.S. Arizona Memorial site at Pearl Harbor several years ago. His question: “so what was this all about”? True story..
AT ARLINGTON THE FORMER MORON-IN-CHIEF ASKED "What was in it for them?"
In a way, I kind of envy the guy. Imagine living life like that. No doubt, no uncertainty, no anxiety that you don't know something or you're not up to a task. And enough superficial charisma and wealth that reality need never intrude on you.
true.
He called those who died there "suckers" and "losers."
@@paulgibbon5991they say ignorance is bliss, and he is so much bliss😂
It’s official. A President of the United States of America has no meaningful knowledge about the war at Gettysburg 😂 And America wants to re-elect him? 😂 😂 😂
"In the courtroom, the mighty courtroom, the Mango sleeps tonight"
🎵🎶🤣💙😆👏👍
Hush my Trumpie, don’t speak my Trumpie, … EVER!
He tanna here, he tanna there,
He tanna here, he tanna there,
He tanna here, he tanna there...
Bwahahaha 😂
A Wing A Wok,
A Wing A Wok...
I’ve said for years that Colbert keeps me sane. He’s a genius!
I've said the very same thing.
In 2018 - 2019 after I introduced friends in the UK to Colbert, they said watching shows satirizing the antics of 45, it helped them laugh rather than despair! But they still couldn't understand why the US made him 45!
So true! And he's a national treasure.
I'm sure his writers are right there with him. He's doing his part to inform while entertaining us about the serious threat to the country we love.
@@care2think611, yes, the writers are incredible!
@@care2think611 He really cares about our country!
"The people of New York, that's us." Love it!
Just finished watching "The Lying Detective" where Sherlock Holmes referred to Culverton Smith as "This creature, that rotting thing is a living, breathing coagulation of human evil." Perfect description of Trump.
With Jeremy Brett?
Trump's recounting of Gettysburg was the best episode of "Drunk History" I've ever seen.
Good one.
you got me laughing!
Hard to believe he was actually sober, can't imagine what he'd be like drunk.
Probably he has never heard of this history, but anything that sounds like a burger would certainly interest him. Haven't laugh't out loud for some true. Thanks Stephen!
Haven't laughed out loud for some time . . .
Signs of a psychopath
• behavior that conflicts with all social norms.
• disregarding or violating the rights of others.
• unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong.
• extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy.
• tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
• extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
• no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.
That's exactly what 68 million supporters love about him.
It's a narcistic person kown as the criminal Donald J Trump.
Hey…perfect description of Harry & Rachel Meghan Markle! When is the MSM going to start exposing those 2 grifters & give H a swift kick out of this country!
Add malignant narcissist and we have IQ45 🎉
Daddy...is that you???😈
Don Snorleone-the Nodfather!
What a buffoon!
😂Or also: the Snorefather…
Look who’s snoring now. 😄
WAY TO GO NEW YORK! I’m applauding on behalf of your many, many, many CALIFORNIA FANS
Your Courts can do it! Hurrah!
I love the English language. It never fails that those who cry that immigrants "must speak English" don't know the language, ie. the individual in his post who used 'aloud' for 'allowed'. It's unusual for a 'genious' to butcher the King's English, but he does it on a regular basis. It also chaps my derriere when someone reels over the pronouns one uses to describe themselves when 90% of US citizens don't know how to use them anyway. I suppose Trump can blame immigrants for his incredibly inept English, since he's blaming them for poisoning my blood. Well I'm one poisoning ScotsIrish immigrant who demands that my POTUS speak understandable English to set the example for five year olds on the ART OF THE SPEAKING.
For a guy who doesn't drink, Trump *still* sounds drunk when he talks.
Trump has been having a series mini strokes, the big one will occur soon.
Doctors who look at his speeches say he has dementia.
he should take it up
Lucky he can afford to drink
Adderall
This from the guy who calls his nemesis Sleepy Joe? All the while he's Dozin' Donny?
At least he was the opposite of woke. 👍
I hope Dozin Donnie sticks!
A poster above said "Don Snorleone", but yours is good too.
Droolin' donnie😅😅😅
Yes, DOZIN' DONNIE.....BRILLIANT !!! (of course, the DOSING DROOLER works) LOLOLOL 😏
Respect to "at least he's not woke!" Kinda surprised nobody else used that 😅
I am non-american and am barely educated in american history. Even I could recognize that the former president had no idea about what happened at Gettysburgh. Now I know a lot more about this battle because I read Wikepedia about the subject. Obviously very basic stuff but in about 15 minutes I knew far more about this stuff than the former president.
Another non-American here, I also clearly recognised that he doesn't have a clue. And I also googled the battle awterwards. I wonder if Trump even know about the existence of Wikipedia.
"Do cheer to loud, we may need you for jury duty" ! How you helped me through these nightmare years, Stephen.
he's a National Treasure
Tell our grandchildren about? I will never give trump another thought after November 5th 2024. Gone and forgotten.
We hope ..... 🙏.
It's hard to get rid of roaches..
Trump will run again in 2028 and Maga will follow.
I've thought that before too.
Yeah, Good Luck with that. Not MAGA but you are dumb if you believe that‘s the last of his influence.
The “Gettysburg Word Salad”, such a powerful and beautiful and horrific and special and uphill speech!
I loved that Gettysburg Garbled Word Salad. Listened to it more than once and saved it. It really does sound like something the orange poopy idiot would say or try to say.
Huh ?😂😂
Imagine being in the Fraternity of Presidents and realize....he's one of us. 😂😢😮
The animatronics in Disney's Hall of Presidents are designed without the ability to experience emotions like embarrassment. Otherwise, they might feel ashamed to share the stage with tRump
Gettysburg Word Salad 😂😂😂
Colbert used to refuse to say his name. He should go back to that, simply calling him, "the defendant."
Got to love the "That´s us!"
Today, I am a New Yorker, too! Greetings from Europe!
Even though I live in Utah, I will be a New Yorker for this whole trial.
Trump has no idea what Gettysburg is. 😂
Well, he got it right what state it’s in. Not anything else though.
@@keitholsen8787are you saying he isn't sure of the Gettysburg address?
@@oldauntzibby4395 we're saying #separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Yeah, this is the guy who also said that Andrew Jackson could have stopped the Civil War if he wanted to. He doesn't know the first thing about American history, what a clown😂
Sounds like the kid in 3rd grade who didn't even open the book and ad-libs a book report.
Ha!...So it's time to switch from taunting President Biden for being "sleepy" to Drooling Donald😅😜
From his supporters? Not gonna happen. Also just because Trump is senile doesn’t mean Biden isn’t.
@@c0mpu73rguy I don't care what mentally ill MAGA people support or think.
Donald challenged Joe to a drool...
@@antoniograncino3506 Yep.
@@c0mpu73rguyyeah,but only one of them is facing criminal charges?😊
Absolutely! ...it's up to you New York, New York! Be vicious and beautiful and horrible and put Don Yawn in jail, in so many ways, even uphill me boys!
I'm surprised Trump didn't say anything about the "Gettysburg Dress."
😂😂😂 👗
That 3 K joke was spot on
Anyone who's under a criminal trial shouldn't be aloud to run for any office... it's just common sense.
*allowed
But also, yes.
I snort-laughed at that one.
The irony is SCOTUS hasn't the conscience to recognize that fact by ruling he can remain on the ballot.
You do realize that includes *traffic tickets*, right?
@@Trigm
Traffic is usually civil not criminal
Remember when Trump said Revolutionary War Troops ‘took over the Airports’ in his Fourth of July Speech ?
They also rammed the ramparts. (Lest we forget) 🇺🇸
Yeah, somehow that doesn't get the level of attention it deserves... Imagine if Biden said that...
🤣🤣🤣🤭 Yep.
☠️
@Sheila-su5he Trump makes up stuff all the time, it's just gotten to the point where everyone sees it. Pity nobody caught him at it and made sure that everyone else knew about it, so that they could embarrass him.
Simply great writing. And we NEED the humor in these terrifying times. Thank you.
The Daily Endorphin.
I saw Billy Joel at Boston Garden a long time ago...THE BEST CONCERT. The energy made your hair stand up a little. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.
Let's go, People of the State of New York! We are pulling for you!
Make us proud. Convict his ass.
Start spreading the news. It's up to you New York,,, New York.
Damn, we’re the only ones that told the rest of the country this shyster was no good.
I have lots of relatives in up state NY, and they hate t45
@@cindymayer3863 He makes it so easy to hate him. He has destroyed a lot of lives.
Please put Trump in Jail .... now
Under the jail...
Its taking to long. Lock him up and throw away the key!
Pretty please
Ok I will 😂
Under the jail!
"Ever notice how Robert E Lee is out of favor" he says... oh, you mean ever since the civil war?
I wish his lawyer had just printed "GUILTY!" on the note to get a reaction🤣🤣
I swear, he is having mini-strokes, right before our eyes.
I'm pretty sure he's already had several mini strokes. His reaction when it happens is to devolve into gibberish, while it was zoning out for Moscow Mitch.
Seriously, being in our 70s, my wife and I have had this conversation with her doctor. (Strokes are a thing in her family!) And I have noted it in friends and family.
Nope, not a doctor, just an old geezer that has tried to pay attention.
I wish that it's true.😊😅
I’m really hoping it’s from Long COVID because that means his body will not be able to keep up with this pace no matter what his team tries. I have similar speech issues from Long COVID, and he sounds like the days my therapist suggests we just do a half session 😆
@@tinkerstrade3553absolutely he has a distinct neurological problem. Like, in the wiring, not just intelligence. He is rapidly degrading.
I've said don the con is stroking for a heart attack
Whomever wrote the 3K joke is BRILLIANT!!!!
Whoever 🙂
Uncertain jackal-we don't know if Seth is going to feed us this week
The joke was worth more than the fine itself,..
@@LindaC616It looks like no Seth this week. He didn’t say “see me next week” (because he was being strangled) and I think he was on Kimmel.
@lynnhettrick7588 yes, I saw that
@@LindaC616 sometimes autocorrect gets things wrong 😂😂🤗, thank you for the correction! 😊😊😊
His evangelicals from the southern states must love his "beautiful" battle quote. If memory serves the Confederacy lost at Gettysburg and retreated back into Virginia.
Mr. Colbert is ON FIRE! Awesome, awesome monologue!
He has no f'ing idea what happened at Gettysburg!😂
I was amazed he knew it was in Pennsylvania. I figured he thought it was in Slovenia.
So sad how Lee somehow has fallen out of favor. What a dip shit.
Just tell him it was where his cult got their traitorous butts handed to them.
Not one fraction of an idea!!
Or where it is…he was 2 1/2 hours away in Shneksville
The GOP keep propping Donnie up "Weekend at Bernie's" style... eventually, the rot will give up the game!
I mean at this point, it's Weekend at Bernie's 2 where they voodoo him back to do the limbo.
He stinks. A lot.
😂
😂😂😂😂
Oh good weekend at Bernie's is relevant again because Trump is now as old as Biden when he started his term. Solid movie, the second one even better!
Can you imagine what its like to wake up in court, sitting in a warm pile of your own feces?
😂😂😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
it Depends.
I can't but he sure can.
I'm in tears. Laughing so much.
Trump's Gettysburg ramble reminds me so much of the kids in history class who clearly didn't prepare for their presentations but got up and said whatever came to mind anyway.
Using purposely vague and sometimes contradictory terms, like a psychic with their predictions, just so you can claim you got something right, never mind all the wrong stuff. It demonstrates a tremendous lack of respect for everyone in the room. Not just that you didn't prepare, but that you thought so little of your audience that you think it doesn't even matter, or that they're dumb enough to buy it. It's truly childish. As an adult, if you don't prepare, you don't gas light everyone and insult their intelligence; you say, "I'm so sorry I did not prepare for this, I won't waste your time any more; let me go prepare and we'll try this again later." Not preparing is bad enough, but then acting like you did or that it doesn't matter is downright offensive and everyone should hate you for it.
That is so blatantly clear, I can't believe that everyone doesn't see it.
Those guys are sooooo old.
The battle of the Granpas...
😅
Hahaha
That is exactly the case. That’s what he is.
You know Trump is completely and absolutely terrified about being held accountable for his actions and crimes.
I'm not even American and I know the guy is innocent. Deep state is literally afraid of his popularity and the fact that he might hesitate when it comes to screwing over the American people for profit or he might end all the conflict America likes to start up around the world. That's bad for business
The best part😁
All you have to do is look at the pictures of him taken in court today. He’s terrified and exhausted looking and is aging like Dorian Grey.
🎉
Literally seconds before he went to court, he posted a storm on Troth Sensual about how "unfair" everything was and sounded like a kid throwing a tantrum.
I wonder if Trump has any idea that Gettysburg was the battle that was the turning point where the South started to get it's ass kicked.
Trump talking about Gettysburg has serious: “kid who forgot to do the reading” energy
Remember when he told us he uses “all the best words”?
Now we know he meant all at once!
“Wow!”
Now officially he’s the laughingstock of the whole world 😄🤣😂
What? I’m sorry to tell you but he’s been officially the world’s biggest laughingstock since 2016. Trust me I live on the world, outside of America 🇺🇸. Lots of Love ❤️ from outside, 🌏 that’s it, right down the bottom. If you guessed Australia 🇦🇺, you win. Nothing. But well done 👍
It is 8 years ago, all over again. Remember him speech at the United Nations. He had them rolling in the aisles, patting himself on the back for doing a terrific job of nothing yet.
Sorry it's way too late for thaT. 🙄
Correct but he’s always been👍
You’re late to this party!
Growing up in the south, they instill into you a degree of respect for Robert E Lee whether you want it or not, but to say he's ever been IN FAVOR, when he was undeniably a traitor? Maybe when he was a US Army general, but when he became a CS Army general he then and forever fell out of favor.
I love how "you look at what's happening..." is his favorite fix-his-language phrase
Of course he is bored, fidgety and lethargic all at the same time. Nobody has made him pay attention like this since he was in school. It's exhausting for him. He's used to being the one making people fidgety, bored and lethargic. Now he is rediscovering what that feels like.
I have to say that there's a definite sense of schadenfreude to this (a sense of delight in other's misfortune). It's good to see people like this get humbled. It's therapeutic. Rekindles your faith in justice and humanity. Because it's very easy to lose those these days.
Schadenfreude only when it's trump who is finally getting his due.
The only reason I am enjoying his discomfort (and praying his stock falls to >$1.00 per share) is because of how hateful a person he is. When he made 'fun' of the disabled reporter, that was it for me. I have absolutely no use for him or his DREADFUL family.
He can't lay out lines of Adderall or Cocaine any time he wants to while in the hot seat at a New York state courthouse ( finally ) being held accountable for the state crimes he committed that are related to the federal crimes that he and Bill Barr corruptly protected him from, and that is why he's nodding off, and part of the reason he can never be allowed anywhere near political office ever again for the remainder of his natural life ( which he should be spending in prison).
Yes, we know the word 🙄
@@bonnys3015 And that was 8 1/2 years ago
Never fight uphill. This coming from the guy easily defeated by a ramp... down!
That he ran down like a champ (or was it a chimp?), I know it because he bragged about it (old age is terrifying).
😂🤣
Trump has not been gagged--yet. Only in the courtroom. He needs to be ACTUALLY gagged.
He makes me gag.
"Never fight a pill, me boys..." Don Snoreleone never has, after all
Lack of Adderall has Trump lounging on the defendants table of shame
Either that or his lawyers sedated him
He’s been known to use Adderal for energy and other drugs to come down. I think it’s probably best if he sleeps.
@@TygerBleuToo If he's asleep, he won't disrupt the trial as much. So the trial proceeds smoothly and he avoids getting into more trouble. A win/win.
Hey, he has to save his energy for ranting about how he’s a victim late into the night! You know he’s been treated worse than any president including Abraham Lincoln? Right?
The biggest takeaway I have from Trump's rally - notice that in all the clips he plays, the crowd is barely listening to him.
They are paid actors, I’m almost sure!
Yup, surely paid .... czcams.com/users/shorts1u5ilIStVHQ?si=q_U6kxdjwdMtY-Bw
Paid
Paid and happy to be in front of the cameras, but yeah they ain't really listening.
They look catatonically bored
I didn’t know how wonderful this ending would feel, Sweet…thanks Colbert andstaff♥️🌀
I can’t believe you didn’t point out the dude making faces over Chump’s left shoulder.
Kimmel mentioned it! I couldn't see it, at first, until that video showed me where to look! NOW, I can see it! The show left out, "Ain't No Crime", too. That would have been a perfect connention to Trump & Billy Joel.
Great song!
Guilty as charged. send him to Jail!
More like a neurologist…his slurring speech is getting bad. I sound ten times better drunk.
*"Guilty as charged. send him to Jail!"* Although Trump is to be considered "INNOCENT until PROVEN guilty" he absolutely SHOULD be cooling his heels in jail between court time, due to his continual violation of the gag order imposed on him. Everybody BUT that hypocritical snowflake would be behind bars if WE did even a fraction of the blatant violations of law he has done while in office, admitted to publically on TV, and at the "hate, fear, and ignorance" roadshows he and his severely brainwashed Trump cult worshipers call rallies.
As a professional musician I can’t tell you how excited I got when I learned that all musical equipment purchases (including any instruments) up to $250,000 are tax deductible!!! Almost as excited as when I learned that Trump is finally seeing a crumb of accountability for his crimes!!!
'a crumb' is right
Ah, but your travel and lodging and meal costs as a working musician are no longer deductible.
I still don't see a Stradivarius in my future, but it's a start.
@@antoniograncino3506 sure that’s true but I think I can live with losing a few hundred dollars on gas, hotels, and food if it means I can deduct like $2500-$5000 from buying a guitar, an amp head, some speakers and other miscellaneous equipment I need lol
As a former multimedia developer, I could claim dvds as reference material.
10/10 Stephen!
😂😂😂
Watching from Scotland 🏴🇬🇧🌍💐
I love New York. Thank you
Omg hearing him bumble his way through the Gettysburg thing was beyond painful....how in the name of all that is holy, unholy, and otherwise, is that the man that so many people want as our preisdent again!? Someone throw a history book at him, please?!
Did you see Jimmy Kimmel’s show? He wrote Trump’s whole Gettysburg speech on a blackboard. It looks plagiarized from a pre schoolers book report.
@@generalmalaise458 I just saw that one, and, switched back here! I would have left the mark as an "F"!
Aptly put.
@generalmalaise458 no, I missed that! I'll have to go look for it.
"Someone throw a history book at him, please"---a really heavy one, preferably dropped from a great height.
Lincoln was a poet in Gettysburg,Trump only rambled incoherently about it.
A FIRST GRADER is a POET in comparison to Dump Truck. 😝
My five year old niece speaks more coherently.
Freedom of Speech is, being able to hold a view on religious and political views with out being arrested for having those views. Freedom of speech does not mean you have the right to mouth off and annoy the crap out of everyone, and speak louder then someone because you don't like what they are saying. Some people jsut need to shut the hell up.
And to prove he didn't have a clue, he called it "the right to talk".
Big thanks to Steven an his writers! It’s got to be difficult to make trumps behavior funny…God knows we need to laugh! Cheers 🍻
Day 1 of the former guy's trial and he's already snoozing. Looks like he won't make it through the week, let alone 6-8 weeks. Can't wait to see him in a jail cell.
I had to reply......you were stuck on "45"!
You think Biden should be in jail. And you're a trump supporter @@markfoster1520. I'm just guessing because I didn't get your comment ? But I saw that exclamation point outside the quotation marks and that just had MAGA written all over it.
You think? He’s never had a 9-5
I think that man is making another show He and his family and " friends" are planning for getting more money and continue lying to get into the White House. So people of The United States wake up. Make noisy so this group of corrupts pay. Jail and return money taken .
Imagine doing so many crimes you fall asleep during your own trial...
Abraham Lincoln at Gettysburg: "Four scores and seven years ago..."
Donald Trump at Gettysburg: "Gettysburg. Wow."
Also former guy: ad ledethe len...
"Four whores and seven lawyers ago..."
Two hours away from Gettysburg and the young audience behind him were really interested.
He wasnt even in Gettysburg
@@lindaamason2804 Trump's team doesn't care...they change his diapey, give him a line, wind him up and let him go....
In Canada if you work with Animals and you bring yours with you to work, you can deduct their treats, food, etc. It’s GREAT
You can see how it is PHYSICALLY taxing him to go thru all this by the footage of him walking into the court hallway. Watch how he halts, and prepares himself before stepping to the press...I LOVE IT
How does anyone take Trump serious.
A question for the ages
Some people want him to be President for the entertainment value. (Unfortunately, that’s not a joke)
Probably with a whole lot of Quaaludes.
christianity is a huge part of the problem. most trumpers are evangelicals. they are primed, by their 'faith' to 1) believe in nonsense, without evidence, as per the definition of faith in the bible 2) longing for a strongman, authoritarian god, like yahweh and jesus. don't get me wrong, even though' i'm an anti-theist, i know some incredible and intelligent christian people, but they are usually episcopalian or non-southern baptist (regular baptists can be hip), it's our american flavor of fundamentalist evangelical xtianity that fuels trump's fire.
@@gregbors8364 pastor shane vaughn wants him to be king of the world, and calls him america's messiah. so it's not a far stretch
A fish walked into a bar. It only took 395 million years.
If he knew, DT was the result, he would have jumped back in! Katy
His name was Speedy.
😂😂😅😊
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Too good 👍
Oh, Stephen, you never disappoint ❣️ the little medley was spot on🙌🥰
“Sing us a song……you’re the oboe guy?”
Thank you, Stephen for even mentioning the oboe
- this Oboe Gal
Sleepy Don. Your golden carriage is about to turn into a pumpkin.
Yup, Drooling Donald🍊
Turn into a pumpkin like him 👹🎃👹.
No pumpkin is rotten enough to deserve trump
That pink cheeked boy in the background yawning and dozing 😂.
Nodding off? Sedated by his lawyers!!!!!!!!
Brilliant, Stephen!!
The Ken Burns updated documentary..."every man, woman, camera and future TV..." Hahahaha😂😂😂
Love Ken Burns
That Ken Burns bit...absolutely priceless!!! I cant stop laughing!!!
Watching from abroad I don’t understand not all words in English spoken by Steven but I am so appreciating his way to present the jokes. He and the whole team are very talented and intelligent people. So funny to watch! Love it!
don't feel bad. It's wordplay - he makes a lot of words up because they are funny sounding and tell the truth at the same time.
Stephen is so handsome and smart.
English is not my first language either, but I clearly understood that Trump had no clue what happened at Gettysburg.
OMG the writers on Steven Colbert Late Show are hilarious and Colbert himself delivers like no one else! Fantastic !
He’s so sad in every way but frightening is his support still. It’s amazing that it would be offensive to make fun of an elderly person’s speech but not Trump. Keep up the great work 😂
I would pay good money... GOOD money.. to see Donnie 'fully gagged' in the courtroom.
IKR! Imagine if they did a pay per view trial😂
He certainly makes me gag!
Hannibal Lecter style. "Oh, and Mr. Trump? Love your suit."
Oh my gosh, the letter writing portion is fantastic! Very very good🙌
Trump is like, I anyway slept with Stormy, now time to sleep with stormy in the court house. Except this time it lasted longer.. 😂😂😂
I wish someone would ask Trump who commanded the Federal troops at Gettysburg. He won't have a clue.
Most people wouldn't... because of public school... names & dates... no details of any of the events... is what most of us were taught.
Stephen is enjoying this soooo much😂😂😂😂
Yes I am! lol.
Never fight uphill, me boys, and they’ll never get me Lucky Charms!
Please make this trial run for 3 months at least. The longer Trump is away from campaigning the better.
A few Trumpers have said they won’t vote him if he gets convicted. So we need that by September or October.
Sorry, Billy Joel, that CBS "Carelessly cut you and laughed while you're bleeding". No fair.
"Win by a hair." Somewhere in the great beyond, Jonny Carson has a special gleam in his eye! Well done! ❤
He had NO idea what actually happened at Gettysburg.
CBS later sent out a nice long apologetic paragraph over it. And promised to rebroadcast the whole concert in it's entirety next week 😃.
To ask for $K K K for violating his gag order on the first day of trial is absolutely ridiculous. He would just be paying for the ability to threaten people -- with other people’s money and he’d laugh while doing it.
Have you ever noticed that during trump's speeches there isn't a single person behind him that is listening to him?
I definitely noticed that kid making faces.
Damn, Trump makes it easy for anyone to see the teacher's point of view of knowing that the student didn't do their homework.
10 to 1 he was riding the vallium train to keep him from opening his mouth and screwing his lawyers, again.
Stephen at his best!!!! I needed some hearty laughs and he delivered!!
When trump was talking about adlithin and Gettysburg. I love to watch the people behind him it was so funny some guy yawning the girl next to him I would love to know what she was saying 1 guy looking at the sign he was carrying and everyone looking like they were going to sleep except the blond smiling like a demented chipmunk 🐿️