Meanwhile… Heinz Targets Chicago | Uggs And Crocs Thriving | Rat Birth Control | $20k Wine Club
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- Meanwhile… Heinz wants Chicago residents to put ketchup on their hot dogs, ugly shoes are more popular than ever, New York is trying a new approach to pest control, and a fancy wine club requires a steep membership fee and a vibe check.
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As a Chicago born and raised female, avid reader, cat and donut loving, wine and rat hating, registered nurse, pidgeon and goat enthusiast, I 💯 related to this particular "Meanwhile". Hilarious! 😂😂😂
Yeah, but how many pieces of flair do you have on your Crocs?
@MrVovansim dude, I am a nurse. My 'flair' is composed of bodily fluids and other gross items, lol! I can't wear the ones with holes unless my socks are made of plastic 🙃!
@@kitcobain444 Ohhhh 🤢
Small world, ditto :) Oh and either ketchup on hotdog or mustard/mayo. Peppers? Hell nah.
@@MrVovansim its funny cause where i live crocs are popular among nurses
How Crocs has managed to survive this long is baffling.
Oh, thank you.
Nurses
I believe their natural breeding ground is in hospitals and healthcare in general....
Chefs
I recalled my former Australian colleague wore red crocs with her black yoga leggings, she looked like a clown 🤡
We all live for Meanwhile ❤😂
When people see someone wearing Crocs: "Ugg!"
New York Pest control? I thought Trump was already on trial
Clever ...
@user-yn7yo1co3k , yes it was. Thanks for acknowledging that. Awaiting your response. 😅😂
If I could give you a quintillion likes, I would.
@@gerade-aus How's about saving a couple thousand for the rest of us?
🥁
Someday we'll argue that rats get contraception but women have to what?
Carry to term even if unviable. Thank you Trump! /sarcasm
Rats aka Repuklicans aka white Christian men and women?
Men, meanwhile….🚶🏽
The creators of Idiocracy chose crocs as the shoes of the stupid future. Because they thought the shoes looked so horrible. That no one in their right mind would ever wear them. They were right. I live in Minnesota and see people standing at the train station in their crocs.... all.... year.... round! 🤪
I've said it once and I'll say it again- is someone saving these Meanwhile intros and will the collection be published as a book?!?!
Or maybe sold at the airport story dispensers?
I can never unhear, "tweaker-spackle-plank" 😆
Taken directly from one of trump's "speeches" 😂
Best-crafted introduction EVER. That thrilled my sensibilities all the way to the tweaker's spackle-plank.
yes, Sir!!, Mr. Terrence!🙌
& tysm, Mr. Stephen C.!, for making certain Mr. T got his flowers, while still sharing a world with us..🌎
OMG JAN VAN EYCK REFERENCE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 THIS MADE MY ENTIRE YEAR
Haha me too! I'm from Ghent ^_^
Terence Blanchard!!!!! the legend
The Meanwhile intro writers are superb, matched by Stephen's vocal agility.
I NEEDED my dose of Meanwhile
That intro never gets old - not to me, anyway. Occasional genius, even. Kudos to Stephen and his terrific stable of writers -stable geniuses -for keeping it up.
I am continually in awe at how Stephen can say those complicated and tongue-twisting sentences that preface the "MEANWHILE" segment. Kudos!
Agreed 👍
Enjoyed the Jan Van Eyck triptych reference 🥰
*OMG, Terrance Blanchard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love him so much.* 🥰😍🥰😍🥰 *Wow, what a blessing to see him vibing with the late show band!!!*
4:48 Years ago, I was looking for high capacity staples to put in my high capacity stapler. It staples up to 75 pages. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find the staples at the office supply store “Staples.” Even more, that’s here I purchased the high capacity stapler.
😮😮😮😅😅😅
Meanwhile, Staples also doesn't carry the staples for my mini stapler.
Idk, who writes intros for meanwhile, but they are crazy good.!
The pigeon! 😂 It must be so confused, wondering what happened.
Im living thru some very hard times right now personally. I hate waking up to face another horrible day. Insted of Flipping on my laptop to read depressing emails ,i went right to utube and low and behold "meanwhile " was staring me in the face! God bless Stephen and his writers, you started my day with not only a smile but a full belly laugh! Love to you all and PEACE! BTW the band is great,sweet ax louis! ❤❤❤😊😊😊
Me too 🫂💐
Just to add to the injustice, a porn bot copied your post and reposted it, where it now sits at the top of the comments because it has 164 likes.
Love The Band And ALL Guest Performers ❤
Terence Blanchard is a big get for the band. He's also a great film composer.
Stephen Colbert for president
Um, no. We've had enough attention seeking mavens of mockery in that position. I mean he's funny but, president? That's the kind of decision America made for Trump.
Oof, don't give delayed passengers copies of "The Lottery" - you'll give them ideas.
I hate The Lottery! I was forced to read it twice, once in HS, once in college. Still scarred.
@@kconway2263 Me too! Why do they make us read that? Every child in this country. And I don't even know if there's a moral to it. Don't be a follower? I remember the story, I remember no lesson being taught from it.
If I remember correctly, it was written shortly after WW2, when Americans were grappling with the horrors of the Holocaust. She wrote the story to hold the mirror up to the face of America, to remind people that evil exists everywhere, and even regular, " normal" people are capable of heinous acts when they live out of fear and don't question their society. Personally, it spoke to me deeply in high school and taught me alot about human nature, lessons that still give me wisdom to navigate the world today. Thank you Ms. Jackson 💜
@@babaganoush1775 Thanks for that explanation. I guess as one who always questions everything, it went right over my head.
So, the cat story, its so much cuter then that. Those cats are considered to be living assets to the government. They have free access to all government buildings and land. They walk in on high ranking meetings and lay on the desk. They sunbathe in palace gardens. They have their own staff to feed them and take care of them. There are like 12 cats. They have been spayed, vaccinations and all that, so once these guys die the law is no more but even when this government is voted out, by whatever means, the next government can not change anything about these cats. They have these rights no matter who is in power.
A lesson in the last sentence there for trump I think.....
Thank you for the lovely cat story anyway, if you are a trump believer!
Cats? I think they are spies ...
Cats rule ...
And also, never pet a cat's belly. They aren't asking you to scratch it, they are stretching. If you scratched my belly when I stretched, I'd freak out and punch you too! Weirdo!
And when cats flip over and show you their bellies, it's not an invitation to rub lol. You can look but don't touch! Like in da strip club
"...spackle plank of news..." Every one a Rembrandt!
Terrence Blanchard a genuis.
The goat reminds me of a cartoon: Two fellows stand behind a deli counter. One is named Bob, smiling, handling a knife and a sharpening rod,
Next to him, Chuck Is just standing there, expressionless. In the case beneath them are the deli goods, with one empty bowl, labeled "GROUND CHUCK."
Wouldn't swear to it, but the cartoonist was probably Gahan Wilson.
Thanks Stephie, may you forever give us laughter
2:23 - OMG, what is Heinz thinking? ketchup is blasphemous in chitown. 🤯 They best not try it at Gene & Judes... 🌭🌭 hands, dogs and ketchup will fly.
3:40 "a runaway goat _somehow_ made its way to the ledge of a bridge"
you clearly know absolutely nothing about goats, do you, Stephen?
LOL. The writers don't.
Well, tbf it was a bridge, not a mountain 😂😂😂 but I see your point!
That brings back memories of a sheep rescue I assisted a sheep in.
While walking back with a friend from a caving trip, we noticed a sheep which had walked out along a very narrow ledge with a tiny bit of grass on it which started at ground level at a large cave entrance in the form of a sloping-bottomed pit, and carried on around above the descending floor until it was ~30ft above ground level with no more ledge in front of it and no way to turn around.
Thinking we should do something, we found suitable belays to rig ropes to, and I went over the edge of the pit trying to descend far enough in front of the sheep to not scare it but be close enough to grab it and let my friend lower me to the floor.
Just when I got level with it, it got spooked, jumped vertically up in the air, spun around, and somehow managed to lend back on the ledge and run to safety.
I get the feeling that if I hadn't been there it would probably have just stayed there until it fell off, but given that it clearly could get off by itself but didn't seem to realize that it could, I almost wondered if I should have left it there for the sake of the gene pool.
Expressionist tweaker’s spackle plank of news could describe so many of our outlets
Previously with Krispy Kreme, one could could only get one at a time. You had to choose either Krispy OR Krem-y until now.
Best meanwhile intro ever. Legit lol.
I love Lewis’s blue telecaster, wow that’s pretty. Sorry if it’s spelled Louis, I’m not certain.
I'm always checking out what guitar he's playing each night! What a beauty! 🎸 😊😊
Heinz feeding the homeless of Chicago?
A height best described as glory...
As you can find in any respectable Chicago hot dog joint is a sign that says "NK17 - No Ketchup after the age of 17"
It's probably because your pizzas are 99% sauce according to Jon Stewart, so you have to have propaganda against catsup to save on tomato paste.
@@chrisrj9871 Jon Stewart can go to where the sun don't shine. Lol. Nah, seriously. We have more than deep dish, it's just what we're known for. Rather than that floppy paper parading as a pizza slice he likes.
I absolutely hated ketchup as a kid. I have no idea what's supposed to be appealing about it. I'll take Chicago pizza over New York style any day though.
@@chrisrj9871 It's true; Chicago has the best hot dogs, and one of the most unfortunate things ever to be "not a pizza." (But don't tell them that)
@@chrisrj9871 Stu-Beef never had a slice when he said that, and then recanted on-air.
The opener to this segment is the highlight of every show, IMHO. I think tonight's was stellar. A champ among equals.
shout out to trumpet players , a physically challenging instrument to play in the high registers that everyone demands.
Steven's off-screen activities in Meanwhile Lore is becoming the new Chuck Norris Facts, and I LOVE IT! 🤣
We need more of the bands' performances on CZcams. I'm sure many people would absolutely love to hear more of Mr Cato & Co
no. we wouldnt.
If only there were platforms to search for.... music... on the internet ...that wasn't this channel.
As a baby boomer, I must protect the tradition that ketchup goes on hamburgers and mustard goes on a hotdog.
That vibe check is probably just a cover for bigotry.
probably not healthy to just go assuming that, even if it's almost definitely true
@@tuckerbowen4626But how else will he feed his victim complex?
My 24 yr old daughter loves her "ugly Crocs". I myself won't wear them. They look and feel creepy.
Say what you want, I LOVE my Crocs. I have summer Crocs and winter crocks. I am almost alway in Crocs, and hope I still will be in 20 years. 😂😂😂
although they have been called "clown shoes". i love mine. (they are great for camp shoes) after a day of hikeing.
That hot dog is now technically a pizza
"Pie"
It's something, all right! 😁😁😁
"Pizza? Now THAT'S a taco!"
Wait'll Jon Stewart finds out; he'll go off again LOL...just recently I re-watched a clip of his anti-deep dish rant
A slice 😊
Heinz comin' out with a popcorn bucket any time soon?
EEEWWW! Who needs catsup on their popcorn!
That’s not ketchup. 😐@@DissectGibberish
@@krissykrupski4973 You ought to see the mayo dispenser... you have to tug on it to get it to squirt... ;-P
Sure! And the delivery openning for the popcorn bucket delivery unit will be placed at urinal height just like the ketchup.
1:35 good pronunciation of Jan van Eyck
He forgot one detail of the Chicago dog - Vienna Beef dog. Sabrett's is an excellent stand-in for that, you just really want a strong SNAP.
And the slice of cucumber! Isn’t that a thing?
@@ebethlouise2201 Some places, yep. I like it!
You guys should really do a seperate CZcams segment that highlights the band.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who would enjoy it.
Each day on this channel has a playlist collecting the loose fragments of that day in sequence.
Nothing is better than a KK donut right off the conveyer belt, OMG
Except, you know, real doughnuts that never get on a conveyor belt and aren't made of plastic waste.
That was a great Meanwhile intro! Stephen nailed it!
I always enjoy your lead in to "meanwhile". Have you ever wondered what Delusional Donald would have done with this on the teleprompter?
Thank you for that image!😂😂😂
2:16 Boston had their Tea Party, and soon the Chicago River will run red with Heinz, this means war!
Stephen's on fire
Fire Shut Up In My Bones is an INCREDIBLE work.
MISTER COLBERT YOU GOT IT GOING ON. THE. WHOLE "" BILLY JOEL. CONCERT AT ONCE. IN FULL. THANKS THANKS AND. MO THANKS..PEACE AND ENJOY..😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤
Dear Stephen, Please publish a book with every Meanwhile introduction you have ever spoken. It would be a fantastic book of pure poetry. I know I would buy it, and so would soooo many folks. Please Please Please!!!
Absolutely fabulous segment, Steven Colbert! Thanks!
As a Belgian, i am very impressed with your pronunciation of "Jan Van Eyck Gent"...really: Well done!
Groundbeef is honestly a pretty cool-sounding last name…
being worried about that goat being up that high is like being worried about a fish trapped in a lake of water
You're right, the Lottery was the funniest choice here. Great job
For a split second I thought the guy portraying Roger Groundbeef was actually Brad Leone 😂
Good on you CBS for your apology. Good on you
3:13 Screw you! I have joint issues, and UGGs or Crocks are the most comfortable shoes I can find. I am wearing UGG slippers, right now!
Thank you!!! They're a life saver for me
Jibbitz are cool, cope Stephen. 😂
Timberland trainer style 'off road' shoes have a tough outer sole but are superbly cushioned!
Heinz closed down plant in Ontario. Boycotts forced them to reopen a small facility so they could keep the Made in Canada designation. Buy Aylmers.
If only Hunt's made Ketchup instead of Catsup.
So, the goat was safely returned to the Slaughter ..... Farm, I guess? (Nothing else comes to mind.)
This was a particularly good "meanwhile" haha
Jan van Eyke followed by huffing out of a pringles can. That is high brow to low brow in mere seconds. I love the Meanwhile intro.
Yeah spraying birth control everywhere seems like a bad idea
I don't know how to explain what the vibe check actually is without using the n-word.
Needed a laugh today, thanks, Steven and Late Night.
Thank you … always entertaining !
"I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats." - Eckhart Tolle
I have a cat that literally breaks up arguments. No one taught her to do this. She just jumps into the loudest person's lap and shows them affection, until they stop.
@@TwisterTornado Ha! That's great. But being a Zen master would mean that she's the teacher. Arguments would also surely be upsetting her Zen vibe, likely her first priority.
According to the National Hot Dog Association, Real Men & Women don’t put Ketchup on Hot Dogs. Ketchup is for French fries, Hamburgers, and Tator Tots.
And I'm supposed to take the word of people whose job it is to promote tubes of pureed anus-meat!? 😀 Also, "Real Men" (& Women) eat whatever TF they like!😈 That said, I wouldn't put ketchup on a hot dog _myself,_ but I'm not going to kink-shame those weirdos who do! 😀😀
Hilarious meanwhile segment 😂
For gods sake, sell us a book of just the Meanwhile intros. Some of the finest bizarre short form comedy writing ever done.
SHIRLEY JACKSON REFERENCE GOD TIER
Just missed Terence Blanchard at the MET! He is a musical GOAT!!!!!
Terence Blanchard is an Icon!!
Love the lottery- Jackson story
keep your mustard, I'm with Heinz!
Not from that street vending urinal .....I mean dispenser, though! 🤢
That’s great, I missed it but adore Billy Joel and can’t wait to see this.
So they took the goat to the slaughter house
😂underrated comment😂
News for Cat Fans: cats show their belly to show they trust you, but they do not like having their belly rubbed it is just a show of respect...
Thank you for that.
My one cat actually loves belly rubs, she comes over asking for them and if I stop will nudge my hand until I start again. But definitely the only cat I’ve ever met that does, some I wouldn’t even attempt it if I valued my hand 😅
@@caram227My cat loves belly rub, too.
That goat knew what it was doing
Love how a true hot dog has the ingredients for ketchup on it in the tomato wedges but ketchup itself is a minor sin 😂
Is a Chicago hot dog a sandwich? Or a salad. I’m confused. But at least it doesn’t have Ketchup.
no glove. no love!😂😂😂
:: I'm still waiting for a book of every Meanwhile monologues :) ::
💯 no ketchup on a proper dog
The Ghent Altar Piece! 😍😍
Chicago hot dogs should have stopped at least 4 toppings ago. They have no room to pretend they're some sort of authority on hot dogs. You have a salad with a meat tube in it, Chicago.
Anime pfp.
THE LOTTERY!!! OMG
Cerveza Cristal!
2:33 Chicago-style-hotdog ingredients are for crispy-fried-fish on a bun. A good hotdog just needs to be sizzling-browned on a toasted undersized bun.