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  • @eo6311
    @eo6311 Před 15 dny +682

    Cohen ain't the guy on trial. Somehow this fact eludes the defense.

    • @persianking44
      @persianking44 Před 15 dny +65

      Unfortunately, the defense's job isn't necessarily to prove their client is innocent, but rather, sometimes their job is to seed just enough doubt among the jury to get a hung jury or not guilty verdicts.
      Here's hoping jury has enough sense to slap Trump with the first of many deserved guilty verdicts.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 Před 15 dny +6

      And the media.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Před 15 dny +36

      "Trump could be a bad guy" is a fact that eludes all MAGA voters.

    • @t.dmytryshyn2615
      @t.dmytryshyn2615 Před 15 dny +14

      Could?

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Před 15 dny

      @@t.dmytryshyn2615 They don't even believe that he has broken a single law much less over a hundred

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 15 dny +480

    “I heard you’re free on Wednesday’s”
    Savagery

    • @justiceforrevina
      @justiceforrevina Před 15 dny +6

      Hey guys...grandpa Joe made a funny!!! 😁😁😁🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Před 15 dny +57

      ​​@@justiceforrevina at least he has a sense of humor. Trump famously can't take a joke, had no sense of humor, and only makes jokes at the expense of disabled people or anyone he can punch down at.

    • @ubiquitousrose7476
      @ubiquitousrose7476 Před 15 dny

      ​@cleverusername9369
      I said it on jest - I thought the comment ( Joe"s wednesday joke) was hilarious!
      tRumps an evil monster !

    • @johnathanmartin1504
      @johnathanmartin1504 Před 15 dny +22

      @@cleverusername9369 Some people are so weak that they consider that a positive feature. If you punch down that just shows everyone you're too cowardly to punch up.

    • @terasesnyder1626
      @terasesnyder1626 Před 15 dny +10

      Tickles me every timeI hear Biden's quip

  • @AlexaPittenger
    @AlexaPittenger Před 14 dny +170

    One of the first comments I saw concerning journalists trying to cover Trump was by a British journalist who wrote “it’s difficult to understand what he means when he says words” 😂

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat Před 13 dny +18

      Yeah, the same people who say they like Trump because he's plainspoken and easy to understand will also say that everyone misunderstands Trump and takes him out of context. Which is it? When he says he wants to stop all Muslims from entering the country and to register all Muslims currently in the country, is he being "plainspoken" or not?

    • @generalputnam2990
      @generalputnam2990 Před 13 dny +11

      ​@@EebstertheGreatHe apparently also wants to register & monitor all pregnant American women, too.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula Před 13 dny +8

      But he has the BEST WORDS!

  • @paulleverton9569
    @paulleverton9569 Před 14 dny +290

    Boebert went to New York to support Trump during his court case
    but failed to attend the Colorado court where her own son is being tried.
    Those GOP family values keep shining through the mists of rational priorities.

    • @margarethooten3007
      @margarethooten3007 Před 14 dny

      She's a good argument for abortion.

    • @debrachilders3544
      @debrachilders3544 Před 13 dny +14

      You're absolutely correct

    • @andreasobuaculla9511
      @andreasobuaculla9511 Před 13 dny +18

      It's a hard pick between 2 losers!

    • @cozmo840
      @cozmo840 Před 13 dny +10

      I just looked him up because I couldn’t remember what he was charged with, and man…. That whole family…

    • @kathyraygoza3299
      @kathyraygoza3299 Před 12 dny

      Interesting that nearest and dearest of drumphs family including his sister/sisters didn't show up for support. I'm pretty sure that those Republicans who showed up bullied into being there or want to show Drumph they wish to be chosen as a running mate.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Před 15 dny +1064

    One of the worst parts of the Trump era is the inescapable realization of just how many truly awful people walk among us.

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Před 15 dny +65

      That saddens me to no end.😢😢😢

    • @EdricLysharae
      @EdricLysharae Před 15 dny +70

      Is Ignorance bliss, or is Knowledge power? At least we now know the extent of the social rot, unpleasant as that revelation is to us.

    • @scopie49
      @scopie49 Před 14 dny +79

      Not just among us. The realization that an alarming amount of these people are in positions of power.

    • @Noxius-Remind
      @Noxius-Remind Před 14 dny

      Trust me, Biden is far worse. Look up the Aishley Dairy that just got confirmed to be true

    • @Noxius-Remind
      @Noxius-Remind Před 14 dny +10

      Biden

  • @coffeeNTrees
    @coffeeNTrees Před 15 dny +406

    I will not accept the outcome of the trial.
    Unless he's found guilty.

    • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
      @user-bf5ik2sq5e Před 14 dny +10

      YES!!!!🙀🥰😍

    • @nelliekenny9630
      @nelliekenny9630 Před 12 dny +3

      I've got the champagne and the tissues ready.

    • @jonb4248
      @jonb4248 Před 10 dny

      TDS. You could accept a court’s decision, either way.

  • @Taricus
    @Taricus Před 14 dny +12

    "Standing back and standing by" is absolutely psychotic... Some people say some thngs are dog whistles and you can be like, "okayyyyyy..." and see both sides... that one is a straight up foghorn.... i'm at a loss for words...

  • @LJHB0922
    @LJHB0922 Před 14 dny +22

    As someone who has the misfortune of living in Matt Gaetz’ district, I will gladly write-in the “Anyone else” candidate when he is up for rejection. I mean reelection.
    I will repeat that process for his friends : Greene, Boebert, Trump…

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 Před 15 dny +346

    Today was the first time Lauren Boebert (R-CO) had been in a courtroom without being the defendant.

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 Před 15 dny

      Wrong. She was probably there when her ex-husband was convicted of exposing his penis to minors (while on a date with Lauren)

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele Před 15 dny +14

      While the crowd outside, while she was talking to reporters, yelled Beetlejuice!

    • @Devilninja333
      @Devilninja333 Před 15 dny +23

      Also wasn’t there for her son while he’s in court

    • @slavojalois1639
      @slavojalois1639 Před 15 dny +5

      😂❤

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd Před 15 dny +12

      ​@@Devilninja333 She hasn't even got him a lawyer!

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm Před 15 dny +417

    If all they had was Cohen's testimony, then yes,they could challenge him but he also backed up his statements with actual documentation proving what he said.

    • @tarheelfangp
      @tarheelfangp Před 15 dny +5

      ⁠ it doesn’t MATTER. Even if trump had knowledge and cohen isnt lying the crime is “falsifying business records” and is a misdemeanor of which the statute of limitations is expired. For it to be a felony (as is charged) it needs to be in furtherance of another crime. I’ll ask again WHAT IS THE OTHER CRIME? They have said in violation of campaign finance laws. Ok so they wanted Trump to claim the expense as a campaign expense? THAT IS ALSO A CRIME. Can’t have it both ways. No one is arguing Trump prob had knowledge of the payment. It’s legal to pay people hush money. It’s also only a misdemeanor to falsify a business record. This case is a joke. If dems wanna take out trump, classified docs case is their best shot, not this garbage.

    • @JusticeAlways
      @JusticeAlways Před 15 dny +19

      ​@@tarheelfangp
      The case put Donald Trump's behavior in the public eye...dragged thru the mud...just like he did with Hillary Clinton.
      A verdict isn't really needed.

    • @josephhawthorne5097
      @josephhawthorne5097 Před 14 dny

      @@tarheelfangp I don't know if you're ignorant or lying, but it has been quite clearly explained, that Cohen paying the hush money, even if payed back by Trump, was functionally a donation to Trump's campaign (because there is clear record that it was done to hide it specifically to help him with voters) and the value of the payments is far in excess of the legal donation limit. That is why it is a violation of campaign finance laws, that is why Cohen went to jail, and why the person who directed him to do it, Donal Trump, must also legally be held accountable. Also, you say no one is arguing Trump had knowledge, one of the defenses' primary fucking claims is that Trump had no involvement even though there is numerous witnesses to him discussing paying Cohen and how to write it up to hide the actual reason for the payments, and he signed the fucking checks personally.

    • @barbarahecht4617
      @barbarahecht4617 Před 14 dny

      @@tarheelfangp Good observation, dude. You are 100% correct. but you have to realize that Many many Never-Trumpers want him to be prevented from attaining a second term as President and will therefore accept ANY means that achieves that end.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před 14 dny

      @tarheelfango
      Do you HONESTLY think a grand jury and now a trial could occur if it was so full of holes? Don't be so gullible. Your understanding is what is full of holes. Here's the situation:
      "Falsifying business records in the first degree is a felony under New York state law that requires that the "intent to defraud includes an intent to commit another crime or to aid or conceal the commission thereof". This is in contrast to falsifying business records in the second degree, which is a misdemeanor that does not have that requirement.[7][94][95] In later filings, Bragg listed three such crimes that Trump allegedly intended to commit: violation of federal campaign finance limits, violation of state election laws by unlawfully influencing the 2016 election, and violation of state tax laws regarding the reimbursement.[96] Trump can move to allow the jury the option to convict on the misdemeanor charges as a lesser included offense, but is not required to do so.[97]"

  • @themurphingjay5829
    @themurphingjay5829 Před 14 dny +14

    Why is everyone so surprised Cohen did a great job on the witness stand? He is well acquainted with not only as a defendant, but as former long time attorney, he knows how to behave on cross.

  • @LindaLaureano
    @LindaLaureano Před 14 dny +10

    These publicans should have been in Washington doing their job instead of being puppets for Trump.

  • @poppybell8217
    @poppybell8217 Před 15 dny +1795

    Please oh PLEASE hold this “man” accountable for ONCE in his miserable, sleazy life!!!!

    • @michaelcarter5624
      @michaelcarter5624 Před 15 dny +16

      Haha what was the crime?

    • @dennis1954
      @dennis1954 Před 15 dny +82

      I’ll second that and add, “T-Rump 2024 years in prison!”

    • @t.dmytryshyn2615
      @t.dmytryshyn2615 Před 15 dny

      Go slither back under your rock troll.

    • @user-kz9ni8bo2i
      @user-kz9ni8bo2i Před 15 dny

      @@michaelcarter5624 Pretending to be a caring human. He can't even be a good father and husband......Aside from his endless crimes. Admit it, if Joe Biden had done these things, we'd all be just as upset about it.

    • @johnathanmartin1504
      @johnathanmartin1504 Před 15 dny

      @@michaelcarter5624 Have you been living under a rock for eight years? You have 91 crimes to choose from.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 15 dny +179

    Going “Full Douche” is what Matt “giggidy” Gaetz does.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před 15 dny +12

      and venmo'ing "school supplies"

  • @victoriaeads6126
    @victoriaeads6126 Před 14 dny +118

    When Louis laughs that hard, Stephen KNOWS he nailed the joke. I love it!!!

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit Před 14 dny +70

    OMG, that helium was so on point!!!! I know the jury will find him guilty, so ready for the verdict and I predict it will take all of an hour. I live to never her his voice ever again.

    • @thaliazelmer2327
      @thaliazelmer2327 Před 14 dny +9

      From your lips to the ears of Lady Justice!

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 Před 14 dny

      watchig internationally, what I see is 2 sides equally as bad as each other in cognitive dissonance.
      Tell me, what are you going to do if the jury find him not guilty? Riot? bet you won't accept the decision, will you! You will do exactly as you accuse the othe rside of!

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 15 dny +1887

    It’s absolutely and completely embarrassing that Gaetz and Boebert are members of Congress. It’s humiliating for Congress.

    • @mrmockatoo6786
      @mrmockatoo6786 Před 15 dny +166

      MTG, Gym Jordan, Cancun Ted, McConnell, Birdschitt, Johnson, McCarthy, Comer Pyle...the list is endless...

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 Před 15 dny +111

      You would think Boebert would be more concerned with her own son's court case and with finding him a lawyer.

    • @sonofradium4835
      @sonofradium4835 Před 15 dny

      Not just for Congress, the whole country. The presence of people like them in government is only a symptom of the intellectual rot that this nation is suffering from. Moral decay to say the least.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 Před 15 dny +32

      @@seanscanlon9067 She's going to be a grandma soon, so she may be thinking of the fetus.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 Před 15 dny

      She was 16 when she had her son, he is 16 now, and soon to be a father. His dad beats his son as heard on 911 tapes.

  • @biginfo7386
    @biginfo7386 Před 15 dny +320

    In ten or so years, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice Před 15 dny

      *"Some of my family have started turning on tr💩mp. They're even to the point of pretending they never supported him."*

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 15 dny +20

      Except that the kids will delve into the trunks in all those attics and find all those diapers with donnie's face on them!

    • @KarinBaca86
      @KarinBaca86 Před 15 dny +23

      You’d think so. Of course I hope so, but this unfortunate moment in history is definitely never going away

    • @joemalone7386
      @joemalone7386 Před 15 dny

      Con shit zen pants 😂

    • @edwardallenthree
      @edwardallenthree Před 15 dny +5

      Inshallah

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 Před 14 dny +50

    the professional musicians pissing themselves laughing in the corner at Stephen's recorder playing.

  • @Mallykins
    @Mallykins Před 14 dny +14

    Trump will never, ever allow Tim Scott to sit at the big boy table. It’s embarrassing honestly.

    • @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz
      @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz Před 12 dny +1

      I agree....but I cannot tolerate Tim Scott....he is pathetic...."Its because I love you Mr. President" BS

  • @williamduffy1227
    @williamduffy1227 Před 15 dny +101

    "Seen here achieving maximum douche... " 😂😂😂😂

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 15 dny +554

    Stop the stupidity
    Trump for prison 2024

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets Před 15 dny +23

      Stop the 2 tier system and lock him up

    • @robkoper841
      @robkoper841 Před 15 dny +9

      SOCCER RACCOON 2024

    • @eca7773
      @eca7773 Před 15 dny

      He would probably flourish in prison, finally get an education off of the system and come out more popular than even with a real knowledge of how the government works. Since he would probably get out in two years anyway he would run for office and then take over the world leaving his dynasty to his children to lead, which would end up with Eric and Don Jr. starting a civil war to determine who will be the supreme leader..... Sorry dozed off for a second

    • @hushmoney2058
      @hushmoney2058 Před 14 dny

      Shit No ...

    • @SonyAlphaVisions
      @SonyAlphaVisions Před 14 dny

      For what?

  • @irenemax3574
    @irenemax3574 Před 14 dny +16

    “Former fixer and wet sock watching you leave it behind at the laundromat, Michael Cohen.”
    😂🤣

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc Před 13 dny +1

      "Matt Gaetz, seen here achieving Maximum Douche" was possibly even better!

  • @merrygangemi
    @merrygangemi Před 14 dny +36

    Thank you Stephen and everyone at The Late Show! You've helped so many to survive the trump trauma with a good round of laughs!

  • @lazersword6274
    @lazersword6274 Před 15 dny +119

    Doing their leader's bidding on the taxpayer dime, disgusting

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 Před 15 dny +13

      That’s what amazes me too. They should be at work in Washington. They have already more free time than the average European.

    • @mitchhills4747
      @mitchhills4747 Před 14 dny +1

      Any averagely intelligent juror will now believe that if Trump can get his minions to breach the gag order on his behalf, that Cohen must have been telling the truth when he committed crimes on Trump's behalf! See the correlation between the two situations? Trump has shot himself in the foot once again. Why? Because he is beyond stupid. No matter, this latest stunt is just a demonstration of how far Trump will go to get others to do his dirty work. which only helps the prosecution and virtually knocks down his defence. GUILTY AS CHARGED.

    • @richborn6700
      @richborn6700 Před 14 dny +7

      Meanwhile back in her home state of Colorado Lauren Boebert left her son high and dry by himself in court to support her political Daddy

  • @evanmorris6057
    @evanmorris6057 Před 15 dny +90

    Shouldn’t Boebert be back home getting her son a good lawyer?

    • @triciamyles7258
      @triciamyles7258 Před 15 dny +17

      Priorities! She could also actually go to her job! Priorities.

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 Před 14 dny

      She wouldn't know a good lawyer if one crawled out of her nostril.

    • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
      @user-bf5ik2sq5e Před 14 dny +8

      @@triciamyles7258
      would we, though, the people, be better with her "doing her job"🤔...⚖
      we might be safer if she doesn't do any more harm, let her sit in the courtroom
      like, I'm conflicted with how much time tp was on the golf course, however, that time spent away may have saved us, U S A. a little, but then he and his minions can damage anything from anywhere so....idk

    • @marydungan6748
      @marydungan6748 Před 14 dny +6

      Yeah. Miss Great Mom left him to fend for himself.

  • @janetbrown8639
    @janetbrown8639 Před 14 dny +56

    Colbert is best stress reliever with the big belly laughs
    he provides as well as insightful telling of truth. My shoulders untense, my body stops aching for a bit just because his humor is so delightfully funny. We have much to thank this talented man for giving us relief from our toxic political system shenanigans of the day!

    • @blaynestaleypro
      @blaynestaleypro Před 14 dny +1

      Colbert is just another leftist extremist mouth piece. Just like most of the rest. Trump 2024.

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 Před 14 dny +6

    If only that soccer game with the loose raccoon had, say, dozens of professional athletes who trained specifically for speed, agility, and chasing after elusive black and white things, to help catch it.

  • @michaelhoffmann4096
    @michaelhoffmann4096 Před 15 dny +43

    Saved the raccoon from Kristi Noem!

  • @hugoo1549
    @hugoo1549 Před 15 dny +1255

    FACTS. We don't want Trump in the White House. We want him in a FEDERAL PRISON

    • @IcariumGaming
      @IcariumGaming Před 15 dny +7

      Are you just trying to farm likes, and that's why you post this on literally everything?

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 Před 15 dny +32

      Big House

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Před 15 dny +51

      @@IcariumGaming ; It's worth repeating !

    • @t.dmytryshyn2615
      @t.dmytryshyn2615 Před 15 dny +50

      A good comment is worth repeating.

    • @tyguy5291
      @tyguy5291 Před 15 dny +47

      Trump for prison! 2024!

  • @pangalactictuber
    @pangalactictuber Před 14 dny +23

    Louis’s perfect pitch is as good as Jon’s was - both able to accompany Stephen wherever he goes!

  • @hitomi7922
    @hitomi7922 Před 14 dny +4

    Rat experts - 'Stop leaving food and garbage out"
    *surprised Pikachu face*

  • @terasesnyder1626
    @terasesnyder1626 Před 15 dny +244

    Our tax payers money pays their salary. WHY ARE THEY NOT AT WORK???

    • @sab3295
      @sab3295 Před 14 dny +17

      The people that pay their a$$. My question is... how did they travel to NY??? I really hope that wasn't America's dime spent.

    • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
      @user-bf5ik2sq5e Před 14 dny +9

      🎯

    • @user-xi7gz6sz4w
      @user-xi7gz6sz4w Před 14 dny +11

      While they whine about taxes and debt ceilings.

    • @ateamfan42
      @ateamfan42 Před 14 dny +14

      because no one holds them accountable

    • @baronmeduse
      @baronmeduse Před 14 dny +1

      The money paying their salaries is just issued money. The government isn't funded by 'taxpayers', it funds itself. Those payments are however a waste of money.

  • @Flixartist
    @Flixartist Před 15 dny +461

    Oh my god I am so effing tired of all the Trump bullsh*t. Please make it stop!

    • @djlads
      @djlads Před 14 dny

      The only way it will is if he loses again the GOP will realise he can't win and move on to someone else.

    • @Noxius-Remind
      @Noxius-Remind Před 14 dny +5

      You are watching anti-Trump shows maybe thats why

    • @brothajohn
      @brothajohn Před 14 dny +26

      Then vote. Vote blue. All the way up and down the ticket

    • @chaboikiril3846
      @chaboikiril3846 Před 14 dny +4

      @@brothajohnjust blindly vote for someone based on their affiliation…not based what they’ve done 🙌🏼

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Před 14 dny

      ​@@chaboikiril3846 Spin it anyway you want, doesn't change the facts, nobody wants trump! Not anyone with a brain.

  • @devak45167
    @devak45167 Před 14 dny +39

    Colbert, Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel helping to keep my sanity in check since 2016

    • @user-sg6sv9oi6i
      @user-sg6sv9oi6i Před 13 dny +1

      Yes! ❤️🎯

    • @TheMancYank
      @TheMancYank Před 8 dny

      @@user-sg6sv9oi6iThey get pounded by Greg Gutfeld. Biden is fucked.

  • @-erm2918
    @-erm2918 Před 14 dny +17

    Stephen Colbert, the best way to get the news. 😂😂😂

    • @taktak1798
      @taktak1798 Před 14 dny +2

      I agree. The news is so depressing. But, Colbert and other night show hosts make it bearable.

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio Před 13 dny

      The court jester is the only one who can tell the King the truth.

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. Před 15 dny +87

    "Honey Mustard" is also wanting her hush money too.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před 15 dny +93

    "Today, we saw Florida Representative Matt Gaetz, seen here achieving maximum douche..."

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 Před 14 dny

      That picture was SOMETHING ELSE. What an absolute scrotum that man is.

  • @lisagulick4144
    @lisagulick4144 Před 14 dny +87

    When I saw that two of those guys were trying to catch that raccoon with their _hands,_ my only thought was "You *idiots.* " Raccoons are dangerous, especially when cornered.

    • @nancykraus5127
      @nancykraus5127 Před 14 dny +15

      Any animal that is cornered and scared is dangerous.

    • @scottsnyder1909
      @scottsnyder1909 Před 14 dny +6

      @@nancykraus5127 Especially orange raccoons.

    • @lordplagus02
      @lordplagus02 Před 14 dny +6

      I feel pretty bad for this raccoon. He must have been really scared.

    • @5400bowen
      @5400bowen Před 14 dny +4

      You obviously have nature-o-phobia. Raccoons are not dangerous unless you ATTACK them!!! I’ve hand fed wild mother raccoons. They are very smart and gentle. City slickers….

    • @nancykraus5127
      @nancykraus5127 Před 14 dny +4

      @@5400bowen That is why I laughed so hard over that video. The stadium is a Philadelphia team but First Union built their stadium about 45 minutes south of Philly in Chester. It is an urban area they are in but there are wooded parks all over the city. I am in a section of the city cut off from the rest of it by Interstate 95 and I have Crozer Arboretum down the street and Chester Park only about 10 blocks away. We get deer, raccoons, skunks, owls, hawks, the occasional turkey buzzard, and there is even a male groundhog that overwinters under my neighbors shed. Yet, I am within the city limits of Chester. It is not all so urban and run down from lack of jobs as the waterfront area is. We get a different kind of wildlife up here. We get the furry kind. LOL

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Před 14 dny +13

    As a Meidas Touch fan due to it's honesty along with all the great accurate, hilarious late night comedians!

  • @pennygleeson5029
    @pennygleeson5029 Před 15 dny +181

    The utter shamelessness of the repug congresspeople who are flouting the law about the gag order is astonishing - what happened to honour & the ' party of law & order ' 😡😡😡

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před 15 dny

      died with the election of bush jr. went off the rails with the election of obama. and became a cult under a dumbass.

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 Před 15 dny

      @@zerozip3426 Thus proving,,once again, that Rethug voters have no honor and no decency.

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 Před 15 dny +15

      @@zerozip3426 you obviously know nothing about economics.

    • @CactusGal
      @CactusGal Před 15 dny +13

      ​@@jannetteberends8730And even less about character.

    • @jackboot3946
      @jackboot3946 Před 14 dny +5

      @@jannetteberends8730 Obviously knows zero-zip about economics.... or character.

  • @PyotrFrikadelle69
    @PyotrFrikadelle69 Před 15 dny +416

    The republican party is actually a joke now

    • @gogreen7794
      @gogreen7794 Před 15 dny +54

      It's been a joke for some time. The joke went over the head of too many Americans for too long.

    • @nebulousvoid
      @nebulousvoid Před 15 dny +23

      Jokes are funny.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Před 15 dny +1

      @@nebulousvoid - I'd say they look, um...
      SAD.
      You know, like an orphan with no arms,
      and no legs...
      Oh, with PROGERIA!
      (very few Colbert fans get the reference)

    • @kefinkamed
      @kefinkamed Před 15 dny +5

      Now? 😂

    • @tystkanin9996
      @tystkanin9996 Před 15 dny +12

      They are a parody of themselves. Jokes are supposed to be funny not scary.

  • @TheSunAndTheMoonrising
    @TheSunAndTheMoonrising Před 14 dny +2

    Laughter and smiling raises your vibrations and makes you feel better...Thank you for Laughter..
    Bear medicine is strong in this one!!!..Lmao!!

  • @CutePuma23
    @CutePuma23 Před 14 dny +11

    Truly your writers have been POPPING OFF!!!! The writer's strike really was worth it because goddamn you can TELL that they're finally excited to be properly compensated for their work and that they've been given new-found respect. Especially since Colbert and other talk show comedians tried their hand at running a comedy podcast. Awesome job guys, it really feels like you're having fun over there!!! And it shows through with your killer monologues

  • @HelynnHeels
    @HelynnHeels Před 15 dny +51

    It's time for all the late night hosts to go to the court building and hold "speeches" outside opposite of where the congress people are making theirs. See who the press gravitates to most. It would be a gas.

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 Před 14 dny +2

      I'm surprised that there isn't a YT channel dedicated to showing the crowd sizes at the various rallies, etc.

    • @cherylkiley6373
      @cherylkiley6373 Před 14 dny +7

      That would be totally awesome!!!😂

    • @gaylesankey402
      @gaylesankey402 Před 14 dny +6

      Oh my gosh! What a great idea! They could all dress the same but not like the repugs did lol

  • @26beegee
    @26beegee Před 15 dny +57

    Gaetz looks and acts just like Quagmire on The Family Guy.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 14 dny +4

      If Quagmire and Butthead had a baby

    • @bee-sg1qf
      @bee-sg1qf Před 14 dny

      You are so right

  • @leeleeleelee7567
    @leeleeleelee7567 Před 14 dny +4

    Love Stephen ❤️ He always makes me laugh 😃

  • @loismiller7742
    @loismiller7742 Před 14 dny +2

    Your show tonight will go down in the history of TV! Really well done. Bravo to your writers and performance.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 15 dny +98

    “ heard you’re free on Wednesday’s”
    Let’s get ready to ramble

  • @joniskibo5910
    @joniskibo5910 Před 15 dny +146

    HOPE Jury Finds #TratiorTrump GUILTY
    .

  • @LiveInSydney
    @LiveInSydney Před 14 dny +3

    I was just on a cruise out of Sydney and I’m blown away how many support trump!!!!! I’m actually worried now

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 Před 14 dny +1

      I hope people have learned from their mistakes. A video of January 6th should be played at each polling station.

  • @climateprotections8991
    @climateprotections8991 Před 14 dny +4

    We are glad that Joe💙Biden is President🇱🇷.

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc Před 15 dny +65

    Stephen hit it out of the park with his Helium hounding of *hump.

  • @cpmf2112
    @cpmf2112 Před 15 dny +157

    Trump's dingle berries show up to support him. 🙄

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Před 14 dny

      Good, because the "dingleberries" between his legs aren't working well.

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn Před 14 dny +2

      Nasti'!!

    • @greenegirlsstudio101
      @greenegirlsstudio101 Před 14 dny +2

      Trump & the DingleBerries... lmfao

    • @pamjones8007
      @pamjones8007 Před 14 dny +1

      It reminds me of the manson, women shaving their head and crawling on their hands and feet around the courtroom

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo Před 14 dny +1

      One of his most ardent trolls calls herself Debbie Dingleberry. 😂 I

  • @rubincarter3904
    @rubincarter3904 Před 14 dny +2

    I just love Mr. Colbert- great humour & never foul mouthed. 😂😂

  • @samtattle4656
    @samtattle4656 Před 14 dny +2

    Where is rock bottom with Trump? I thought we were there, but the bottom keeps falling out.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Před 15 dny +29

    Looking forward to Trump's upcoming docuseries...
    "From The Penthouse, To The White House, To The Courthouse, To The Big House: Donald Trump's Road To Prison"
    (currently in preproduction)

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Před 15 dny +3

      You forgot to add Poor House

  • @wildwisdomjourneys7221
    @wildwisdomjourneys7221 Před 15 dny +33

    Trail of chicken nuggets to a cliff… 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @RKing-dy1uv
      @RKing-dy1uv Před 15 dny +7

      Honey Mustard Be-LOOOOWWWW! 😂

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Před 15 dny +5

      And then his lemmings will follow him over the edge.

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Před 14 dny +8

    That's so random that a raccoon would just enter the football field. That was probably one of the funniest Chase moments I've ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm just thinking the whole time "are they going to get it are they going to get it?! Aaaaah THEY DID IT "

  • @JF-us2dx
    @JF-us2dx Před 14 dny +3

    I think Colbert killed Louis with the recorder. Someone make sure he's OK or at least has stopped laughing. lmfao.

  • @gingerhadley
    @gingerhadley Před 15 dny +37

    It doesn't matter how dirty the defense is. Cohen provided the documents that prove Trump's malfeasance.

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc Před 15 dny +573

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT

  • @beverlys1737
    @beverlys1737 Před 14 dny +2

    Stephen, my good sir, you have achieved maximum humorousness. Well done:)

  • @RebeccaMooreFrey
    @RebeccaMooreFrey Před 14 dny +5

    YOU ARE HYSTERICAL STEPHEN COLBERT, AS ARE YOUR WRITERS! BRAVO!

  • @bramverhees755
    @bramverhees755 Před 15 dny +11

    “At what point are we rooting for the raccoon?”
    Immediately.

  • @Camel-shitAshesStardustHeroes

    ☀️Daily reminder☀️
    Regarding "judge" Cannon and her trump protecting antics:
    Glenn Kirschner, in a recent video on his channel, explains step-by-step how every concerned & angry American can file a judicial misconduct complaint form with the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals to insist that Cannon be removed from the case and a fair, impartial, and independent judge be assigned trump's federal case in Florida.
    The video is titled:
    *"Judge Aileen Cannon's Bias Is Showing."*
    (I've tried posting the link, but youtube won't render it visible.)
    What do you have to lose, good people, go for it!
    👊 ⚖️ 👊
    As a foreigner, all I can do is to spread the word about this recourse which Mr. Kirschner presents you Americans with.
    This is something _everyone_ can do, and I encourage you all to get the word out here on youtube as well as to family, friends, relatives, and acquaintances.
    *Good luck, and thank you!*
    🇳🇴 ♥️ 🇺🇸

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 Před 15 dny +3

      Thanks!

    • @joancooney7724
      @joancooney7724 Před 15 dny +3

      Does the Midas Touch podcast know off this link, they have a big platform ?

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 15 dny +2

      Interesting how some tell us foreigners to "keep our noses out," while so many more are very appreciative of the support. When Joe wins again, we'll _all_ be able to breathe easier.

    • @Camel-shitAshesStardustHeroes
      @Camel-shitAshesStardustHeroes Před 13 dny

      @sheilaboston7051
      Yes, it is. I've been met with my share of the "Mind your own business!" retorts.
      To which I sometimes (in a general direction, having stopped long ago to directly reply to what might very probably be russian bots) reply that "That's NOT the sentiment I see from you trumpists the few (very very few!) times I stumble over a trump-praising comment made by a foreigner..."
      But as you say, there are so many more that are grateful for our support hereabouts, and many of them have even moved me, in return, with their heartfelt replies.
      And yup, it's definitely worth it, doing what little one can, from abroad, to help USA maintain their democracy (and sanity).
      Because what our little planet least needs is a climate change denying fascist regime.

  • @pablocruise678
    @pablocruise678 Před 14 dny +1

    Charades at the Colbert house might be fun!

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula Před 13 dny +1

    *Blanche:* “I want the TRUTH!”
    *Cohen:* “….uh, I just said it.”
    Sorkin, eat your heart out.

  • @josephmatuszak3855
    @josephmatuszak3855 Před 15 dny +59

    You mean showed up for Trump's "immoral support?"

  • @Heartandsilliness
    @Heartandsilliness Před 15 dny +52

    After being a teacher, music teacher, included the recorder. When you pulled one out and played…..My left eye started twitching . Flashbacks. 😂😬

  • @fishonkayakadventure
    @fishonkayakadventure Před 14 dny +1

    "GET THE HAMMER!!!"
    fking dying over here bro, that shit was funny af

  • @user-vq2mc1yf8z
    @user-vq2mc1yf8z Před 14 dny +7

    Why doesn't this man have an Oscar

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio Před 13 dny

      He does have a few Emmys, doesn't he?

  • @radagastbrown9001
    @radagastbrown9001 Před 15 dny +163

    Biden wins, Trump whines.

    • @cornhead6469
      @cornhead6469 Před 14 dny

      China Joe for jail

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson Před 14 dny +4

      🤞

    • @-erm2918
      @-erm2918 Před 14 dny

      T-shirt

    • @MicraVentures
      @MicraVentures Před 14 dny

      You have a population of over a billion. You can’t pick even one competent leader who isn’t an old man who can barely function? Not one? Really? If it’s too much effort to even do the bare minimum you may as well just slap in a not-completely-horrible king and sit back down.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 15 dny +232

    I hope Donnie doesn't chicken out of the debates... the spectacle itself will be like watching a Twilight Zone episode and the Late Show jokes will be even better!

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před 15 dny +23

      But you know that the coward will.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 15 dny +8

      We'll all be able to watch him sun-downing, unless he's drugged up, like last time.

    • @davidthomaschwclmt5925
      @davidthomaschwclmt5925 Před 15 dny +8

      He will guaranteed not do any debates

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd Před 15 dny +1

      They're already working on it 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand Před 15 dny

      Tumpity will interrupt, lie, ramble incoherently, strutt, call the mediater a fake, tell every second sentence how the election is rigged, refuse to reveal tax documents.
      My bingo card is full.
      Oh and we haven’t seen Melanoma for ages, if he wins , she stays, when he is absolutely losing she is going.

  • @Independentman369
    @Independentman369 Před 14 dny +1

    Stephen Colbert put me in belly laughs with his delivery of amazing wonderful monologues written by the talented writers on his team

  • @tiffanyanderson9437
    @tiffanyanderson9437 Před 14 dny +2

    I think Stephen has fully recovered from his appendectomy. 💪

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 15 dny +128

    You don't wanna know what Lauren Boebert does if you say Beetlejuice three times.

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 Před 14 dny +79

    'Scam, Sham, the code names for Eric & Don Jr.'.....classic!

  • @ChrisM-tn3hx
    @ChrisM-tn3hx Před 14 dny +1

    I would have started watching soccer ages ago if I thought they would just release a raccoon on the field every so often. Or a tiger for that matter... I can appreciate the raccoon for not grabbing his knee and going down the first time one of his pursuers made contact with him.
    That little fellow worked as hard as anyone else on the field for the entertainment of the crowd. They should sign him on.

  • @marygillmeister6013
    @marygillmeister6013 Před 14 dny +4

    Well this was a keeper. The helium balloon, the Munchkin song, the Rat Summit, the raccoon. But most of all Colbert on the recorder absolutely made me cry with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember Před 14 dny +51

    "Don't hurt him!" Bless that announcer. ♥

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 15 dny +47

    Stephen just about slayed Cato with that recorder bit.
    Gotta do a bit for the band every now and then.

  • @Hawkwinter01
    @Hawkwinter01 Před 14 dny +2

    The sound department needs a raise after dealing with that flute. Yikes. Enjoyed the jokes, but I couldn't help but wince at the flute playing.

  • @ASHl33164
    @ASHl33164 Před 14 dny +1

    “This is marvelous entertainment!” I was waiting for someone to say “I’d rather watch this raccoon catching action than the game! Let him run!!!” 😂

  • @WilliesGarden
    @WilliesGarden Před 15 dny +48

    Guess the cult showed in matching outfits when no family or friends show for five weeks. _That_ ought to be a short funeral precession.

  • @ianmaidment2258
    @ianmaidment2258 Před 15 dny +51

    Best late night show 🎉

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 Před 14 dny +1

    Helium balloon AND a piper segment?? Love it!

  • @ratgirl13
    @ratgirl13 Před 14 dny +2

    Biden’s a biter…😂 Stephen you’re so funny and on point.

  • @mr.joshua6818
    @mr.joshua6818 Před 15 dny +210

    If he doesn't get convicted of SOMETHING then all these trials will have been for nothing.

    • @therrydicule
      @therrydicule Před 15 dny +9

      I disagree with that view. It showed that there is a rule of law where someone more than suspected can be on trial - even if he was the president.
      And that might chill some politicians.
      I'm not sure a lot of people would get that this is close to how the system should work, though. Well, to a point - the American shouldn't have elected Trump, but one of the elements of check and balance works. Very slowly, but it works.

    • @HairynosedWombat163
      @HairynosedWombat163 Před 15 dny +4

      And taxpayers dollars.

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 Před 15 dny

      @@therrydicule agree with pretty much all of that. The main issue is how people will view the justice system if the prosecutor in New York showed up with Cohen being his Ace witness. Willis already made herself look ridiculous, so we don't need another loss.

    • @angelabennett8245
      @angelabennett8245 Před 15 dny +4

      All that taxpayer money wasted.

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 Před 15 dny +9

      @@therrydicule It will be proven to work if he goes to prison for his crimes.

  • @MikeMike11777
    @MikeMike11777 Před 15 dny +51

    Laugh Out Loud - So Funny! I love this guy!

  • @natiliee.s.5476
    @natiliee.s.5476 Před 14 dny +1

    10:29
    My stomach hurts 😂
    This man is hilarious 🤣
    Edit: Get the hammer 🔨

  • @patriciadupont6930
    @patriciadupont6930 Před 14 dny +2

    Stephen, you’re crazy but it feels so good to laugh out loud. Your pied piper skit was hilarious.

  • @elizabethsmith8568
    @elizabethsmith8568 Před 15 dny +190

    Right, speak for yourself you don't speak for me, you speak for your kissing Trump ring and your Republican party and whatever they promise you. Voting Blue💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸💙💙💙💙

  • @baconbitzlol
    @baconbitzlol Před 15 dny +11

    I like how the first commentator asked "at what point are we rooting for the raccoon?" And the second responded with "Go, Raccoon, run!", indicating that that point had long passed.

  • @Chetterhummin88990
    @Chetterhummin88990 Před 14 dny +2

    “Those teeth are in their teens” is pure gold

  • @KristinaKarina
    @KristinaKarina Před 14 dny +1

    @5:00 - if Cohen had have rebutted, "YOu want the Truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" would have been perfect!!!

  • @CelesteRAdams
    @CelesteRAdams Před 15 dny +52

    Stephen Colbert is the gift that keep on giving!

  • @Ancient_Pollyanna
    @Ancient_Pollyanna Před 15 dny +37

    Where can I thumbs-up more than once and not get arrested? .... brilliant.

  • @uniquelyunique1
    @uniquelyunique1 Před 14 dny +1

    LOL! When he requested a cobra while playing the flute I immediately thought of Ron Burgundy. 😄

  • @myco_chaotix
    @myco_chaotix Před 14 dny +1

    I rooted for the raccoon immediately