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  • Michael Cohen’s testimony in Trump’s hush money trial reveals a man who likes to act like a mafia boss, Melania Trump suggested her husband brush off the “Access Hollywood” tape as “locker room talk,” and the former president’s congressional allies are giving dumb speeches outside the courthouse.
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  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 Před 13 dny +774

    Stephen, you should show up to the court proceedings with Stewart, Myers, Kimmel, Fallon, and Oliver. Chump would blow a gasket.

  • @user-wh8yb6kq5t
    @user-wh8yb6kq5t Před 13 dny +157

    I love how Vivak still doesn't know that he's not in the club.

    • @Nothingbutlovehere369
      @Nothingbutlovehere369 Před 13 dny +24

      The visible dissociation…
      Boggles the mind.

    • @lornahuddleston1453
      @lornahuddleston1453 Před 13 dny

      Vivek is such a little twerp. Butter would not melt in his mouth! Beware of him. He's trouble. How will he rehabilitate himself after this folly?

    • @israelcm7246
      @israelcm7246 Před 13 dny +8

      His a fool..

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise Před 13 dny +4

      Yeah, AND, how many other people got seats at the club who are totally unqualified nutjobs and outsiders. Maybe it's not so odd that he's staying the course.

    • @MyTelenovelaLife
      @MyTelenovelaLife Před 13 dny +1

      Jajaja Jajaja

  • @kirkmarshall2853
    @kirkmarshall2853 Před 13 dny +644

    I hope everyone stops treating Melania like a victim and more like a co conspirator

    • @shalonrivers6732
      @shalonrivers6732 Před 13 dny +81

      Right, it’s totally obvious that she’s a willing participant in all this mess, a well paid participant

    • @Not_Squirrel
      @Not_Squirrel Před 13 dny +39

      💯 agreed!

    • @joane.3533
      @joane.3533 Před 13 dny +14

      I don't see that at all. I also don't even see Melania.

    • @michelelee704
      @michelelee704 Před 13 dny +41

      She sure is! She is fighting for her paycheck!

    • @furonwarrior
      @furonwarrior Před 13 dny +41

      She get’s a free place to stay to raise her son. I don’t think she cares. Do you?

  • @susiesaalwaechter3947
    @susiesaalwaechter3947 Před 13 dny +470

    Just unfathomable that the Speaker of the House shows up in a criminal case, in support of the ACCUSED CRIMINAL. Unreal.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 Před 13 dny

      MJ was part of the pre planning for the Jan 6 insurrection. He used his lawyer skills to write , I think it was, the reasoning for how the electoral votes could be undone. If dt picks MJ as voters, then both could be gotten rid of in Nov.
      day star in TX needs to lose religious exemption. Trying to ban books by reading porn on air. Telling untruths about dt opponents. Have shows on sex addictions by Joni new hubby, dr Doug the sex addict. Very disturbing pro Jew Christian’s. Violating tax laws.
      Raising money to send war equipment as well as humanitarian. Worldwide propaganda

    • @jefflandeen
      @jefflandeen Před 13 dny +56

      Mike Johnson is a soulless programmed robot

    • @quackman
      @quackman Před 13 dny

      That's not a problem in and of itself; the problem is he's clearly a two-faced corrupt loser who isn't actually a fan of Trump in his

    • @j.dunlop8295
      @j.dunlop8295 Před 13 dny

      Apparently mikie Johnson's faith has little to do with morals and ethics, but desperately worrying about his teen kids sex lives? (Creepy) 🤔 (GOP clowns, history won't be kind?)🙊🙈🙉

    • @blackpharaoh5561
      @blackpharaoh5561 Před 13 dny

      I'm grateful for only one thing about kkkondald j chump. He exposed America. There's no way that bell will ever be unrung. The Icing on this fwed up twilight era is the Christians are his core base. Absolutely disgusting

  • @phillanager6245
    @phillanager6245 Před 13 dny +360

    WTF is Speaker of the House doing in a New York courtroom? Why isn't he in Washington doing his job? His constituents in Louisiana should care.

    • @Alex-vd6ve
      @Alex-vd6ve Před 13 dny

      That's why their the most unproductive Congress in modern history.

    • @sherylchapman4168
      @sherylchapman4168 Před 13 dny +23

      Jury tampering?

    • @five-toedslothbear4051
      @five-toedslothbear4051 Před 13 dny +26

      Obviously they are worried that the court case is not going in their favor.

    • @patelk464
      @patelk464 Před 13 dny +22

      Getting orders from his cult leader on how to avoid enquiring about his $1B campaign request in lieu for oil friendly policies.

    • @mariagoode5903
      @mariagoode5903 Před 13 dny +1

      Exactly! This is why they are the do nothing, fight,reps. Really & tax dollars are paying for that! Couple of years ago he couldn't stand the man!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 13 dny +1814

    Anyone still considering Donnie as an acceptable candidate needs to check themselves for brain worms...

    • @courtney5796
      @courtney5796 Před 13 dny +114

      They just dont want to lose. They think this is a game. So sad.

    • @danburnes722
      @danburnes722 Před 13 dny

      Those MAGA hate hats must have been the way they distributed the Trump brain worms.

    • @likeasoldier777
      @likeasoldier777 Před 13 dny

      It’s pretty clear that Donnie has dementia. That’s the really sad part. They want to win so bad that they’re enabling someone that is literally deranged.

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 Před 13 dny +40

      It just shows that we need more options. We deserve it. 6 parties?

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před 13 dny +58

      RFK Jr. has left the chat

  • @sadjaxx
    @sadjaxx Před 13 dny +161

    How completely inappropriate and highly suspect of Speaker Johnson and his cadre showing up at an ongoing trial.

    • @kevinmunger1842
      @kevinmunger1842 Před 13 dny +4

      Why were these people elected?

    • @NeergMit
      @NeergMit Před 13 dny +6

      @@kevinmunger1842 asks "Why were these people elected?"
      Checking which states elected them, and how those states apportion voting districts, might help it make more sense.

    • @lauranebro1111
      @lauranebro1111 Před 9 dny +1

      Do they not understand what they are doing is a political stunt to help Trump violate his gag orders

  • @fred428cj6
    @fred428cj6 Před 13 dny +340

    Michael Cohen, his family intervention, his decision to speak truthfully, is a story of moral and spiritual redemption. What is Christian about Mike Johnson bearing false witness on behalf of a wannabe king?

    • @israelcm7246
      @israelcm7246 Před 13 dny +33

      For a Christian Mike Johnson is very blind.

    • @lauranebro1111
      @lauranebro1111 Před 13 dny +24

      I admire Michael Cohen. He has shown a moral compass after being Donald Trump's fixer since Donald Trump Junior introduced him to his father.

    • @gracie1598
      @gracie1598 Před 13 dny

      @lauranebro1111 You, my dear, are literally quoting what has been said on CNN MSNBC, etc.
      Research it is publically available. Pay attention to what Cohen himself says, what comes out of HIS mouth. I'm referring to Cohen's involvement in the past with this issue/case.
      Decide for yourself don't believe everything you hear, including me. Think for yourself be leary of others' narratives. The media the majority are not reporting the Truth therefore their goal is to convince you of what they want you to accept and believe.
      The only reasons they are preaching the Cohen redemption moral theme is: they know the public is aware he perjured himself and has been caught lying previously and participated in less than commendable conduct.
      So why should anyone believe him now?
      It is a spin to cover Cohen's loss of reputation.

    • @MrJBA79
      @MrJBA79 Před 13 dny +18

      That actually tracks.. in fact, I'd call that about par-for-the-course for a Christian.

    • @anitadees4223
      @anitadees4223 Před 13 dny

      NADA Mike Johnson runs to Florida every week or two to get his orders from Don the Con. He and his fellow puppets showed up to try and meddle in a criminal case. THEY ARE ALL COWARDS. THEY'RE AFRAID NOT TO JUMP WHEN TRUMP TELLS THEM TO JUMP.

  • @katiekofemug
    @katiekofemug Před 13 dny +126

    "Performative holiness" - PERFECT characterization of Johnson!

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před 13 dny +1378

    It turns out throwing your former fixer under the bus is a really bad idea.

    • @birdtarektarekbird8736
      @birdtarektarekbird8736 Před 13 dny +34

      Well, dangerous idea IF you're fixing illegal issues !!!
      I do quite agree with you

    • @Jimbo-et5jb
      @Jimbo-et5jb Před 13 dny +19

      I’m thinking trump would like to rethink the decision. He would be in the clear now.

    • @johnhopkins6260
      @johnhopkins6260 Před 13 dny +18

      Particularly if the bus swerves to avoid Cohen.

    • @ThisIS_Insane
      @ThisIS_Insane Před 13 dny +29

      Almost as bad as making your IT Lead technician ANGRY, during a massive system outage!

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 Před 13 dny

      @@johnhopkins6260Except the bus didn’t miss Cohen. He went to prison for trying to help trump. So not exactly unscathed.

  • @madelinemanor3367
    @madelinemanor3367 Před 13 dny +98

    Jeff Session needs to be held accountable with others! Like Bill Bar! All lieing crooks!

  • @michellejean8068
    @michellejean8068 Před 13 dny +82

    I thank Michael for turning this around for himselve and all of us. Thanks Michael.

    • @deloceanophoto
      @deloceanophoto Před 13 dny +1

      Im torn. Whilst I agree with you, if he’d grown a conscience in 2016, we wouldn’t have experienced 8 years of maga hell.

    • @Jan-zv7ze
      @Jan-zv7ze Před 13 dny +1

      @@deloceanophoto Well, Michael did go to JAIL! IS that not enough for you? I'm sure he had ALOT to think about when Trump threw him in Solitary Confinement while Trump got to SKATE AWAY from any kind of discipline..well, now it is TRUMP"s turn.

    • @helentaylor7132
      @helentaylor7132 Před 9 dny

      @@deloceanophoto Oh, so in hindsight, you have no regrets or mistakes made in YOUR life? Good for you!! He's from NYC and was doing the job he was hired to do. He could have just gone quiet after serving his time and let it ride. He's seeking redemption for his soul. Let the man speak his truth.

  • @user-un4zm6mu2o
    @user-un4zm6mu2o Před 13 dny +187

    "This disgusting sham politician!"

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před 13 dny +180

    "Senator Tuberville appears to be the only person to ever get brain damage from *coaching* football."

  • @gohboon7525
    @gohboon7525 Před 13 dny +789

    It’s such a DISGRACE to hear what these elected Russian Party hypocrites said outside court. What A CIRCUS.

    • @DonVideoGuy007
      @DonVideoGuy007 Před 13 dny

      If former POTUS Ronald Reagan was alive today, he would surely call the Republican Party the "Russian Party" = they have turned into a bunch of Commie Lovers, like the term he used.

    • @walterjacksn1466
      @walterjacksn1466 Před 13 dny

      The PAB/GOP CLOWNS have to realize, Russia is NOT OUR FRIEND!!!

    • @MrJBA79
      @MrJBA79 Před 13 dny

      I just hope that when it comes to sentencing that orange-faced rapist, that tRump ordering his goon-squad to run interference is considered as the 11th gag-order violation.

    • @joseortega-us6rn
      @joseortega-us6rn Před 13 dny

      I guess so, at this time Rusia is winning the propaganda, and counter espionage game, Thanks Reptuplicans Traitors.

    • @Fatdog-Dakind
      @Fatdog-Dakind Před 13 dny

      CZcams & all Freedom based programs will be taken off the World Wide Web in the USA if Trump takes office again...count on it !
      DicTaTor's cannot allow freeedom of speech in their countries. That alone should scare the klapper out of anyone who uses CZcams!
      Just look at China, North Korea and Russia: All of their WEB program's contents are restricted to only what their Government's allow!
      Trump is going to appeal any and all court cases to his SCOTUS PIMP'S and they will delay and then drop the cases entirely! Wow!

  • @juliettebobcat704
    @juliettebobcat704 Před 13 dny +22

    Stephen always has a damning way with words. "Performative holiness" 😆 😂 😆

  • @lauriefrancisco1084
    @lauriefrancisco1084 Před 13 dny +76

    Vivek - the best Freudian slip EVER!

  • @catherinewhite3508
    @catherinewhite3508 Před 13 dny +399

    Mike Johnson, your utter hypocrisy disgusts US~

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn Před 13 dny +1

      Oh, Rather!

    • @the_glitter_is
      @the_glitter_is Před 13 dny +13

      I think he doth protest too much

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před 13 dny +7

      Someone should ask him about the 9th commandment! And if he’s okay violating it!

    • @j.dunlop8295
      @j.dunlop8295 Před 13 dny

      Apparently mikie Johnson's faith has little to do with morals and ethics, but desperately worrying about his teen kids sex lives? (Creepy) 🙉🙈🙊 (GOP clowns, history won't be kind?)

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 Před 13 dny

      The guy has an app on his phone which he paired up with his son's phone to send alerts if porn or adult content is ever search on either's phone. And yet, he's there staunchly defending Trump who had extra-marital relations with a porn star and an adult entertainment model, both of whom he arranged to pay off to prevent the public from finding out about it. Trump is about as successful with his NDAs and hush money as he is his businesses!

  • @marijkegroothuis3814
    @marijkegroothuis3814 Před 13 dny +14

    Mike Johnson broke the first 2 of the 10 Commandments:
    1. "You shall have no gods before me."
    2. "You shall not make any idols to worship."
    The House Speaker should get his bible and read up on "hypocrite"...

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 Před 13 dny +1

      Mike Johnson is grotesque and an affront to the name of Jesus. It’s clear he doesn’t read or follow the Bible.
      Five categories of actions that constitute taking God's name in vain: 1) hypocrisy - making a profession of God's name, but not living up to that profession; 2) covenant breaking - if one makes promises to God yet does not carry out the promised actions; 3) rash swearing; 4) false swearing; and 5) using the name of God lightly and carelessly, for charms or spells, jest or sport. Although a person may hold themself guiltless in one of these matters, the commandment specifically states that God will not.

  • @richardkeller4892
    @richardkeller4892 Před 13 dny +15

    It is sick how federal politicians go to court and violate gag order for Trump.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 13 dny +181

    Obviously, Mike Johnson’s son didn’t get a phone notification about his father getting involved with the affairs of an adult entertainment actress.

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 Před 13 dny +2

      I'm betting that Mikey has a few more phones WITHOUT the porn-tattletail software!

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před 13 dny

      @@Oneshot8242 his "work" phone

  • @D-Pocalypse
    @D-Pocalypse Před 13 dny +969

    To be Pro-MAGA is more like a diagnosis rather than a political position....

    • @KenIn_NH
      @KenIn_NH Před 13 dny +32

      Clearly pathological 🤪

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 Před 13 dny +21

      A mental one!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 13 dny +48

      Pretty sure every single one of those red MAGA hats came with a free brain worm.

    • @D-Pocalypse
      @D-Pocalypse Před 13 dny +24

      @gamepapa1211 I'd bet all my chickens you are correct!
      BING,BING BONG!

    • @judithmura495
      @judithmura495 Před 13 dny +16

      A Sickness!!

  • @waiotahi52
    @waiotahi52 Před 13 dny +6

    Trump keeps his eyes shut, not because he is asleep, but he believes if he can't see anyone, they can't see him...

  • @PC-kd7dj
    @PC-kd7dj Před 13 dny +8

    Ramaswampy had it right the first time -“a sham of a politician”.

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 Před 13 dny +398

    Ramaswamy’s slip-of-the-tongue is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week! 😅

    • @Nothingbutlovehere369
      @Nothingbutlovehere369 Před 13 dny +34

      He’s so vile. And he just smiles while being treated poorly (because…racists) by his own declared party. SMH

    • @mattg1085
      @mattg1085 Před 13 dny +28

      Ramaswampy!

    • @user-kk1ne9wf7j
      @user-kk1ne9wf7j Před 13 dny +6

      The truth will out!

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 Před 13 dny +19

      I'm glad that's all I had to listen to. I can't stand that guy

    • @MD-wv7ee
      @MD-wv7ee Před 13 dny

      @@Nothingbutlovehere369 He's still licking their arses! He has no shame!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 13 dny +561

    Can we at least come together as a nation and appreciate that Trump is now in deep trouble thanks to both of his Peckers?

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 Před 13 dny +28

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 Před 13 dny +17

      Bah hahahahaha

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 13 dny +25

      Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week! Try the veal! It's fantastic!

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost Před 13 dny +25

      @gamepapa1211 Thanks a lot I just blew coffee up my nose! Its not like Trumplestiltskin doesn't give the comedians a lot to work with! Voting blue to protect women's rights and our Republic! Biden/Harris 2024 By the way I took a poll of 100 people from various walks of life and asked each of them who they plan on voting for this November and 88 said Biden without blinking an eye!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 13 dny +24

      ​​@@velikovskysghostIn these dire times, you gotta laugh to keep your sanity. Thank you for doing the right thing, friend. And sorry for the coffee.

  • @ivanahugankiss8414
    @ivanahugankiss8414 Před 13 dny +14

    I'm so grateful for these videos being posted on CZcams!! I am a shift worker, so I'm never able to watch the show on tv. This is hands down my favourite late show ❤

  • @brandonpatterson3517
    @brandonpatterson3517 Před 13 dny +6

    "...disgusting sham politician...I mean, prosecution."
    No no, you had it right the first time.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Před 13 dny +66

    Wow! Vivek Ramaswamy's slip of the tongue was golden. The truth accidentally got out.

  • @nancychandler3673
    @nancychandler3673 Před 13 dny +216

    Vote Biden/Harris 🇺🇸 💙 Flip the House. Keep the Senate. Women's Reproductive Healthcare is a priority. 🙏

    • @gracie1598
      @gracie1598 Před 13 dny

      Use birth control or keep your pants 👖 on.

    • @thinkforyourself828
      @thinkforyourself828 Před 13 dny +1

      Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy🥳

    • @someguyontheweb7270
      @someguyontheweb7270 Před 13 dny +4

      @@thinkforyourself828yeah let’s vote for the guy who’s family massively supports somebody else, and who openly admitted to having a parasitic worm eat a section of his brain and died up there!

    • @zx7-rr486
      @zx7-rr486 Před 13 dny

      @@someguyontheweb7270 So you seriously think that Biden has more mental acuity than RFK Junior? That's a total joke. I am a Brit, and having watched RFK discuss foreign and domestic policies and issues, it is obvious he is FAR more intelligent, educated and verbose than both Biden and Trump. He spent 30 minutes laying out the intricate details of the run up to the Ukraine conflict - I doubt Biden could even find Ukraine on a map. He had a parasitic brain infection years ago? So what? It obviously left no damage. Whereas the brain surgery Biden underwent clearly DID leave permanent damage, which has been exacerbated by his extreme old age.

    • @johnr5262
      @johnr5262 Před 13 dny

      FJB, his handlers, his box checked cabinet and most of his liberal wingnut supporters!

  • @johnshinya7448
    @johnshinya7448 Před 13 dny +9

    Vivak called IT : (outside the Courthouse)? "This SHAM POLITICIAN" 😂

  • @sueb7254
    @sueb7254 Před 13 dny +2

    Narcissist want the authority of a King 👑
    and the accountability of a toddler.

  • @SamJohn52
    @SamJohn52 Před 13 dny +174

    Vote Blue......not orange

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Před 13 dny +17

      💙✔️
      🧡🚫

    • @nancychandler3673
      @nancychandler3673 Před 13 dny +11

      Absolutely. Biden/Harris. Vote 🇺🇸 💙

    • @bradjones5107
      @bradjones5107 Před 13 dny +1

      I'm not voting for the guy that 💩 himself on international TV networks at the Vatican in front of the Pope!!!
      Trump 2024!!!

    • @bradjones5107
      @bradjones5107 Před 13 dny +1

      ​@@nancychandler3673Ok, I absolutely will, if you can say one honest good thing Quid Pro Joe the Crony Capitalist Rapo has done besides fill the Biden Crime Family coffers with hard working American's tax dollars!😂
      Biden is the biggest turd in politics. A lifetime with not one Bill with his name on it! All he's ever done was run around spreading corruption.

    • @maxwarboy3625
      @maxwarboy3625 Před 13 dny +2

      NSA loves reading your comments

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 Před 13 dny +162

    The Freudian slip of the century.

    • @stephanieames66
      @stephanieames66 Před 13 dny +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 Před 13 dny

      I can't wait til we're on the other side of that sham politician.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před 13 dny +3

      A Freudian slip? Is that saying one thing when you meant to say your mother?

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před 13 dny +2

      * another.

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 Před 13 dny +1

      @@paulgibbon5991 it means that there is the truth in your brain, but your supposed to say something else and the truth part comes out instead. Which is what happened.

  • @jackv2244
    @jackv2244 Před 13 dny +3

    That "locker room" was a good one 😂😂😂

  • @keithpl5438
    @keithpl5438 Před 13 dny +9

    "Performative holiness" is SUCH a brilliant phrase -- whoever wrote that deserves kudos. And a box of Keebler dark chocolate striped fudge cookies.

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember Před 13 dny +34

    "Brain damage from coaching football." I sure do hope that comment gets back to Tommy Tubhead.

  • @kgal9657
    @kgal9657 Před 13 dny +59

    Stephen, you Jimmy and Seth have got to show up to that guy's trials! It would bait him so personally you know he'd flip his shit!

    • @chickenlittle2206
      @chickenlittle2206 Před 13 dny +9

      I'll straight up pay for Kimmel's ticket.

    • @truespirit730
      @truespirit730 Před 13 dny +4

      They can take Rosie O'Donnell with them😃

    • @vallejomach6721
      @vallejomach6721 Před 13 dny

      ABC reigned Kimmel in this week? Posted nothing Trump related on YT for nearly a week now, when he was doing stuff daily on the trial prior to that.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 Před 13 dny +1

      @@vallejomach6721Kimmel show is on vacation

    • @truespirit730
      @truespirit730 Před 13 dny

      @@vallejomach6721 he was on vacation in New York. He went on Seth's show

  • @galenhaye7818
    @galenhaye7818 Před 13 dny +4

    The Bootlickers Convention.

  • @ther3aldeltr0n44
    @ther3aldeltr0n44 Před 13 dny +8

    The "locker room/lock her room" joke was gold lol. I chuckled for sure lol

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 13 dny +442

    It’s totally beyond me why anyone would want to be Trump’s vice president.

    • @user-un4zm6mu2o
      @user-un4zm6mu2o Před 13 dny +35

      Unless they have a death wish

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Před 13 dny +51

      They would be hoping for the Grim Reaper to pay a call to the Oval Office

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 Před 13 dny

      Maybe they're running from the law like Donald Trump is?

    • @adelaferreira4575
      @adelaferreira4575 Před 13 dny

      Crazy corrupted power hungry politicians !

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 Před 13 dny +26

      or how about that Walt Nauta guy, the official valet and poo wiper. Imagine what that job is like.

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac Před 13 dny +445

    "Locker room talk". That excuse is laughable and disgusting.

    • @D-Pocalypse
      @D-Pocalypse Před 13 dny +16

      Indeed!

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio Před 13 dny +38

      we know he's never been in a gym

    • @TheRealBlueValhalla
      @TheRealBlueValhalla Před 13 dny

      Worse that it came from a woman

    • @martinprivat5908
      @martinprivat5908 Před 13 dny

      Agreed. Why would that make anything less despicable? But it landed with the evangelicals and there "god gives our leader a lot of testosterone so he can defend Christianity strongly" toxic bs (and I say this as a Christian, especially as a Cristian!). It fit their narrative, so they still voted for him.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise Před 13 dny +4

      but from now on I'll always be able to smile since SC and The Late Show gave me an association my brain will make henceforth -- lock-her-room
      Every time he opens his mouth it is lock-her-room talk as far as I'd be concerned if I'd been unlucky enough to cross paths and ever have had only a mere door between (I love thousands of miles, thnx).

  • @christineolsson5037
    @christineolsson5037 Před 13 dny +11

    "Performative holiness" i LOVE it!!!

  • @mitchellcastillo2858
    @mitchellcastillo2858 Před 13 dny +5

    That vivak clip should be everywhere!😂

  • @cindypoole6792
    @cindypoole6792 Před 13 dny +551

    "Sham politician!" One of those rare times a Republican tells the truth.

  • @adrianaguirre7006
    @adrianaguirre7006 Před 13 dny +62

    I swear Stephen's doing Trump is the best🤣🤣🤣

  • @jefflandeen
    @jefflandeen Před 13 dny +3

    Mike Johnson is a soulless programmed robot

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc Před 13 dny +15

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY..DJT

  • @hugoo1549
    @hugoo1549 Před 13 dny +370

    If you believe Michael Cohen deserved to go to Jail and Trump doesn't then you need to evaluate your critical thinking!

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 Před 13 dny +26

      Cohen already served time for obeying Trumps orders!

    • @freddykuijl8541
      @freddykuijl8541 Před 13 dny +5

      Oh oh somebody else " woke" up 2👍

    • @zx7-rr486
      @zx7-rr486 Před 13 dny

      Cohen went to jail PRIMARILY for millions of dollars of tax fraud - which had nothing to do with Trump. The other two charges they tacked on of "Campaign Finance Violation" and "Excessive Campaign Contribution" were highly speculative - so much so I wonder why he even pleaded guilty to them. But obviously he did so because he feared serving far longer in prison if found guilty in a trial. It was a classic plea deal - a common pressure tactic by prosecutors - which limited his jail time. They had him on the tax evasion, and offered him a deal - plead guilty to the "campaign finance violations" and we'll give you a really soft sentence. Yes, the "catch and kill" and "NDA" payments were indeed made by Cohen, but they are demonstrably NOT for the SOLE purpose of "influencing an election". They are legitimate payments to avoid embarrassment with family members. That means they should not be subject to the "Campaign Finance Violation" legislation. Ditto for the other charge of "excessive campaign contribution". Just because Cohen took a plea deal under pressure, does not mean Trump did anything illegal. Even the federal prosecutor did not take this case forward against Trump - it's just Alvin Bragg - and it is quite honestly a joke. A lengthy Op Ed was written in the NY Times by a legal expert explaining why this is a ridiculous prosecution of Trump.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 Před 13 dny

      MAGAs: "Michael Cohen is a proven liar, he even admitted lying, how can you trust his testimony against trump?!"
      Michael Cohen: "It was my duty to lie on behalf of trump and im not doing that anymore becasue covering up trumps crimes landed me in prison"
      MAGAs: "See!! he admitted it!! hes a liar, our glorious glowing orange god daddy trump never did anything wrong, it was all cohen!!"

    • @harounel-poussah6936
      @harounel-poussah6936 Před 13 dny

      Moreover, Cohen has coined the perfect nickname for the Orange Mussolini : "Donald Vanshitz Hispantz"...
      If you have the opportunity to travel to France and get lunch or dinner at the KJules Vernes, the restaurant on the Eiffel Tower, ask the waiters about how Vanshitz Hispantz smells and what the French first lady told'em about this putrid jackass...

  • @user-md4di6yg2p
    @user-md4di6yg2p Před 13 dny +11

    "sham politician"... funny how the truth finds a way to sneak out!

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson Před 13 dny +6

    As an Irish American living in Massachusetts, I appreciate that Boston jab haha

  • @leonardocartes1253
    @leonardocartes1253 Před 13 dny +10

    Hats off to Louis Cato and band for the homage to a great saxophonist. RIP David Sunburn.

  • @JamesAllmond
    @JamesAllmond Před 13 dny +91

    If you don't know why you need to VOTE by now, I have to wonder how you remember to breath... It matters, because the lunatics WILL vote...

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 13 dny +65

    Melania lock her room 🤣

  • @xa25ja
    @xa25ja Před 12 dny +3

    Props to the band for their outro tribute to the late great jazz saxophonist David Sandborn, who passed away the day of this airing. Rest in Peace 🙏🏽 🎷

  • @johnyu1750
    @johnyu1750 Před 13 dny +3

    Yeah, Melania coined the term ‘locker room talk’, when Don walked through the models’ dressing room.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před 13 dny +369

    For Trump the fix was always in, until he threw his fixer out.

    • @8088I
      @8088I Před 13 dny +9

      Trump's worst Nightmare:
      when a former Insider has
      a 'come to Jesus' recovery!
      :-))

    • @charlesmartin1121
      @charlesmartin1121 Před 13 dny

      @@8088I Well since Michael Cohen is Jewish, it might be more like a 'come to Yahweh' moment instead.

  • @mikevanderman2727
    @mikevanderman2727 Před 13 dny +46

    "He must proclaim his flatulence"

  • @Name-vu1kn
    @Name-vu1kn Před 13 dny +2

    Tuberville “military officers are just collecting a paycheck” while he is out of DC at a trial that has nothing to do with his state, his constituents, or the senate.

  • @Chuck_Houck_Coop
    @Chuck_Houck_Coop Před 13 dny +5

    "You put New York and Dublin together, and what do you get? Boston."
    As a Boston native who loves New York and Dublin . . . yup.

    • @sonjadellaragione7558
      @sonjadellaragione7558 Před 12 dny

      As someone who is from Italy, could you explain why? 😂

    • @Chuck_Houck_Coop
      @Chuck_Houck_Coop Před 11 dny

      @@sonjadellaragione7558 Sure. Boston is close to New York on the Northeastern coast of the United States, and shares a very similar culture, with even a very similar way speaking unique to our region of the US. People from cities in this region of the US feel familiar with one another in much the same way that people from different regions of Italy feel familiar with people from those regions. Boston is famous in the US for its very large Irish population- people who are descended from Irish immigrants (although, we also have a very large number of people who are descended from Italian immigrants as well). The Boston professional basketball team is called the "Boston Celtics" (a reference to Boston's Irish heritage) and Boston has the largest St Patrick's Day parade in the world. We take great pride in both our Irish heritage and our Northeastern US heritage (including New York). We all love our city, and because so many of us are Irish, we've been to Dublin many times, and love Dublin as well. So, calling Boston a mix of New York and Dublin makes sense to many of us.

  • @ericchild8845
    @ericchild8845 Před 13 dny +88

    Hahahaha, great monologue, Mr. Colbert. You have some very talented writers on your team and your delivery of said written material is flawless. I almost hurt myself laughing tonight! Thank you! 😊

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc Před 13 dny +22

    "this sham politician"...BOOM!

  • @ojisankusai
    @ojisankusai Před 13 dny +2

    I'm not a MSNBC head, but Lawrence O'Donnell's writing staffs' take on these same stories is out-of-this-world good. It's wildly entertaining to compare and contrast Stephen's writers' comedic POV with O'Donnell's deadly serious one.

  • @Flegetanis
    @Flegetanis Před 12 dny +2

    "Performative Holiness" -- That's a great phrase.

  • @lorettaparsons6383
    @lorettaparsons6383 Před 13 dny +14

    I would love to see Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Kamala Harris, Bette Midler & Stormy Daniels show up at Stinky’s court appearances. 😂

  • @margarethooten3007
    @margarethooten3007 Před 13 dny +80

    Cohen has nothing to hide.

    • @RM-eg1ed
      @RM-eg1ed Před 13 dny +13

      Not anymore. I don’t really think much of him as an individual but I will give him kudos for taking accountability for his part in all of this. He did his time and no doubt lost a lot on a personal level. Tough lessons learned on his part. Too bad his family had to suffer as well.

    • @margueritemccann8580
      @margueritemccann8580 Před 13 dny +5

      @@RM-eg1ed Very well stated. I agree with both you and Margaret 3007.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 Před 13 dny

      Cohen’s book “Revenge” is about the revenge Trump took against Cohen for finally coming clean.

  • @TiminNFL
    @TiminNFL Před 13 dny +4

    Loved the band’s musical tribute to David Sanborn 🎷in the closing seconds of this clip. The song “Maputo” is from his collaboration with Bob James on their 1986 album “Double Vision.” RIP Mr. Sanborn and thank you for the music.

  • @wisconsinfarmer4742
    @wisconsinfarmer4742 Před 13 dny +4

    thanks for the extended riff from the band.
    they put out a good sound

  • @daviddelgado6090
    @daviddelgado6090 Před 13 dny +38

    NYC+Dublin=Boston, the cherry on top.

  • @JN-Bellicose
    @JN-Bellicose Před 13 dny +286

    Watching Trump, his flunkies, and his supporters flailing around on on camera and social media is the sugar in my coffee.
    Vote blue and keep their epic losing streak alive!

    • @WilliamCainhurst
      @WilliamCainhurst Před 13 dny

      Vote for the racists and fascists currently in power? No way. Trump sucks, but he comes with the good guys. So necesary evil.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 13 dny +7

      Can't wait til John "Foghorn Leghorn" Kennedy gets up there and says: "Well I never!"

    • @MrBsbotto
      @MrBsbotto Před 13 dny +2

      ​@@oldrrocr"You're trippin' over yer own feet, boy!"

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar Před 13 dny

      @@oldrrocr Instead of injecting him into animes I wish they'd send Foghorn into Trump rallies to sort him out.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před 13 dny +1

      @@oldrrocr Never fight uphill, me boys!

  • @dougclem7711
    @dougclem7711 Před 13 dny +2

    Never heard that talk in my teams locker room. Maybe in the locker room at BEDminster, or MARGI-ALA-MARDO.

  • @lowercentenary
    @lowercentenary Před 10 dny +1

    She locker room😂😂😂This guy's a national treasure!..brilliant stuff!

  • @atran071
    @atran071 Před 13 dny +15

    Who knew throwing your former fixer under the bus was going to bite you in the ass

  • @matthew3136
    @matthew3136 Před 13 dny +133

    80's Trump Commercials/interviews should be broadcast 24/7 until the election.

    • @user-un4zm6mu2o
      @user-un4zm6mu2o Před 13 dny +36

      Including the video clip where he's at a club with Jeffrey Epstein, and the Access Hollywood tape

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 Před 13 dny

      @@user-un4zm6mu2o and of course, the P.++sy tape where they're getting off the bus.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 13 dny +7

      Howard Stern, you up for this?

    • @juttavonsivers4173
      @juttavonsivers4173 Před 13 dny

      😮​@@oldrrocr

    • @fortybelow1973
      @fortybelow1973 Před 13 dny +1

      The 'pizza guy' had ads that reached Alberta mid-80s.

  • @lesleyghostdragon3149
    @lesleyghostdragon3149 Před 13 dny +1

    OMG it's the return of Stephen's tiny "Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions"!!! 👏👏👏
    Excellent bit! Delighted to see/hear it again 🤓

  • @honestgenuinefierce2637
    @honestgenuinefierce2637 Před 13 dny +3

    "Performative Holiness" TRUTH

  • @dclieb
    @dclieb Před 13 dny +112

    Happy belated birthday Stephen ! 🎁🎈🎁🎈

  • @user-gp1be9xp1w
    @user-gp1be9xp1w Před 13 dny +34

    Yes his Freudian slip was right.

  • @MsWarriordiva
    @MsWarriordiva Před 13 dny +2

    Stephen, we want you, Kimmel & Seth to go to the courthouse & sit in the room where trump is & freak him out!!!

  • @katrineroberts4084
    @katrineroberts4084 Před 13 dny +2

    Stephen,you are a hero.

  • @FranklinWilson-ev9dq
    @FranklinWilson-ev9dq Před 13 dny +42

    Why isn't that fake tough guy tuberville, not in Florida??!! That's Were, He Lives!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @scottramsay7439
      @scottramsay7439 Před 13 dny +2

      Tuberville: Florida's third senator.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 13 dny +2

      It might be where he lives, but he's supposed to live in Alabama.

    • @FranklinWilson-ev9dq
      @FranklinWilson-ev9dq Před 13 dny +1

      @@sheilaboston7051 carpetbagger!!!!!!!!!! College Coach, ain't the same as, leading states!!!!!!!

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 Před 13 dny

      I can’t stand that Carpetbagger with CTE

    • @beckydavis1820
      @beckydavis1820 Před 13 dny +2

      Or even in D.C. doing what he's being paid to do!

  • @theresehopkins1581
    @theresehopkins1581 Před 13 dny +16

    This sham politician..... perfect!!! 😂 Now.... the brain worm story just ices the cake.... 🙄

  • @mariamarty3746
    @mariamarty3746 Před 13 dny +1

    Touch my heart that the band played a David Sanborn song! Thank you Cato and all, for such beautiful memory…

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 Před 13 dny +1

    Has there ever been an innocent person who employed a "fixer"?

  • @Multiyuppp
    @Multiyuppp Před 13 dny +5

    He's right, an NDA isn't illegal. Paying a porn star to cover up your affair isn't illegal. However, misappropriating campaign funds to pay for all that is a crime. And that's what you're on trial for trump, hope that helps!

  • @Iluthra
    @Iluthra Před 13 dny +38

    Next time mtg tries to take out johnson, Dems will sit back and let her. This is your chance, mtg!

  • @ilovefountainpens
    @ilovefountainpens Před 13 dny +2

    Happy Belated Birthday Stephen! You don’t look a day over 60…I mean 40!

  • @lynnevanvorce7727
    @lynnevanvorce7727 Před 13 dny +1

    Mike “The Coward Johnson” Damn Ramaswampy you got that right the biggest Sham Politician 😂

  • @m.racheljones7019
    @m.racheljones7019 Před 13 dny +44

    Thank you to the band for that David Sanborn tribute. 💙🙏💔😔🎷🎼🎶🎵

    • @y4math
      @y4math Před 13 dny +6

      And thank you for telling me the name of the artist, it was so well done!

    • @Meridian83West
      @Meridian83West Před 13 dny +1

      Yes. "Maputo" is a classic. We'll miss David.

  • @queenrosered
    @queenrosered Před 13 dny +52

    😂😅 🤣 🤣 🤣 👍 WE LIVE FOR THESE monologues Colbert!! ❤

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit Před 13 dny +1

    They must be really worried to get the speaker to come and visit. We need Kimmel, Stephen and Seth to hang out at the courtroom!

  • @AllThingsSoul
    @AllThingsSoul Před 12 dny +2

    Best joke: It was Melania's idea for Trump to characterize his Access Hollywood tape comments as "locker room" talk. Well that makes sense because anytime Trump tries to get near Melania, she "lock her room!" Hilarious!!!

  • @pushymcshove
    @pushymcshove Před 13 dny +15

    the day cheeto benito enters a jail cell, Louis Cato will play ALL of Jailhouse Rock.

  • @bethnorrod5942
    @bethnorrod5942 Před 13 dny +20

    I cackled at Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, the Third😂😂😂

  • @zemoxian
    @zemoxian Před 13 dny +2

    And here I thought “Watson, come here I want you” was going to be the dirty punchline. 😂

  • @sitmike
    @sitmike Před 13 dny +3

    Defendant Trump.
    That just doesn't sound very presidential to me......

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Před 13 dny +13

    "Whether or not the former guy ends up in prison, justice must prevail. Let's vote blue down the ballot in November to re-elect President Biden, take back the house, keep the Senate, codify Roe, and pass important laws.

  • @silverpurkat
    @silverpurkat Před 13 dny +13

    As an Irish woman who went to college in Boston. Steve is spot on 😂😂😂

  • @eden8817
    @eden8817 Před 12 dny +3

    Dont besmirch Keebler elves like that 😂

  • @ShellyBomb
    @ShellyBomb Před 13 dny +11

    NDA = "Not did anything!" 😅