Meanwhile… Eggo Sneakers | Elderly Sex Talk | Free Wendy’s Nuggets
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- čas přidán 14. 05. 2024
- Meanwhile... You can grab new Eggo-branded high tops while supplies last, Stephen has to give “the talk” to older Americans, and Wendy’s is giving out free nuggets on Wednesdays.
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...but sometimes folks, just sometimes, I awake from my ice cream induced sleep coma, pull out a broken Speak and Spell, fire up a discarded Wang laptop, and drunkenly ramble through a cheap hooch fever dream to create for you the goblin's slurry of words that is this comment!
You, sir, are HIRED for the Late Night writing team. Congratulations! 😊👍
*brava/o!*
...meanwhile... 🤨
Aaaaaargh??!! Why is the Speak and Spell record broken???!!! 😳😳😳😳😳 (sorry, I completely lost focus for a minute there 😳😂🎶
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍
love the guys reaction where he's scanning the entire room to find where it's from
"I know Luka, I know"
Pretty embarrassing for some bored reporter that fired up a video on their phone, before checking the volume 😂
Luca’s reaction to the noises was great
He really nailed that "Oh God, that's gonna be all over the internet" look.
The Villages in Florida probably contributed a major portion of that statistic.
Yeah, they have had that problem for years now.
There's some island around there that the only thing really keeping it afloat for income was Red Lobster. Pretty sad!
That's what I thought😅
Yes villages to be avoided at all costs if not get a hat and maybe a T flag
If can't avoid go under cover as a trumpee
2:52: You missed an opportunity: "Chili's CLAW and Order"
Cases among those 55 +....
Stephen - "Old folks"....
Didn't he just turn 60!
😂
His writers 4got 😂
Really loved Lukas reaction, searching for the source of the sounds with his eyes, like a curious teenager
5:12 "Is he HERE??" KILLED me, love your humor lmao
Every single time Meanwhile is introduced, I'm on the edge of my seat.
Non native speaker here and the meanwhile opening is my Endboss.
Same here. CZcams's subtitles may not be the best, but damn are they a lifesaver!
Hell, I'm a native English speaker and I almost need a translator!
The player’s face 😂😂😂😂😂
3:45
Celibacy has many perks!!!
Stephen should have used a very beaten banana for "the talk" 😂😂
There's only one occasion to use an overripe banana in a joke, and they missed it!
Love Louis Cato’s jacket. I’m a quilter and the blocks remind me of patchwork. Great fashion choice!!
About the elderly STI statistic : Never. Eat. Meat when you have no idea where it's been.
"I'd rather help you set up a wireless printer." Best (and least appreciated) in the whole bit.
hahahaha
"nop...cant do it,....rather help you with a fkn printer!"
That was great!
Old people diggin that groove and getten "ovations" for years now.
2:02 I feel like there was a missed opportunity to replace the “dun dun” sound with the daily double sound here.
Someone was really excited about that basketball win.
NO! The Cheddar Biscuits! Will someone think of the biscuits?
OMG you just unlocked my childhood memories
Buy a box!
I'll adopt them from the shuttered locations.
You can buy the boxed cheddar biscuit mix at the grocery store.
They have them ready made, in the freezer now, so you can eat them in peace 😂
Lucky us ... Russian Eggo Sneakers made of .... potato
I accept potato.😂
ROTFL!!!
Is potato!
I'm with Stephen regarding the overhead bins on airplanes. I don't fly very often, but when I do, in fact every flight I have been on for the last eight years, have been completely full. Every single flight starts with the cabin crew advising passengers to pack the bins tightly so that everyone's carry on has room to fit. Weirdly, they also announce at the end of each flight to be careful opening the overhead bin doors because the contents may have shifted during the flight. Seriously? How the hell can anything packed so densely "shift?" That's like saying the contents of a sardine can may shift. Not likely!
Also, the look on that basketball players face was fantastic. Unfortunately, that look said to me, "I know that voice," which is why he dropped his head down on the table in front of him.
Leggo your Eggos? I wouldn't be seen dead in 'em.
When you're that old, you've given up or live like there's no tomorrow like Harold's Maude.
One of his teammates definitely made those noises to mess with him.
I love seeing the fully stocked & untouched Kelloggs items in the supermarket lol
Luca had to hide that mile-wide grin somehow...
Why is this the first time I’m hearing about this Wendy’s chicken nugget promotion? 😂😂😂
IKR...and I hear it @ The end of Wednesday... still got till December 31...Woo Whoo ❤
lol…Parks and Rec in real life. They had to do a PSA for the old folks having the sexy times unsafely.
LOVE THIS SHOW, HERO STEPHEN, THE FABULOUS BAND!! OMG!!!, GREAT GUESTS, EXCELLENT WRITERS, THANK YOU FROM MY HEART.
But I have to add this little somethin' somethin' : FYI, that's the wrong way to peel a banana. Any monkey would tell you, you should eat the banana beginning with the sugary end first, not the woodier (no pun intended) end nearest the stem.
Just try it! You will love it, almost as much as I LOVE THIS LATE SHOW!
Dudes face when that moaning started 😂😂😂😂 Priceless 🤣
So in other words, those people in the 70's STILL haven't learnt their lessons about safe sex 🙄
Uh, LEARNED, but YEAH. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you’re smart.
@@ahlivetuhsidamaro150uh learnt, depending on where you're from, but yeah. Just because you're "ahlive" doesn't mean you're smart.
Neither has anyone who's "pro-choice."
Also known as "humans" 😂
@@paperbagbrown1326 what does that mean?
I may not agree with your answer, I don't know, but am sincerely interested in your opinion, well your reasoning or logic behind it is probably more important. Im pretty open minded to having my own opinions changed when presented with good reason or a logical argument.
At that age? LET THEM FREE LIKE BEASTS ON THE PLAINS!!!❤😂
The l-4 corridor and The Villages in Florida are ground zero for STIs in the state. Obviously it’s not the college students that are spreading/sharing the diseases
Sooooo thankful for a show without orange is the new orange being in the lineup!
Old people be like YOLOMYMT
You Only Live One More Year Maybe Two😂
That opening bit is like a skateboard trick, respect!
Bset "Meanwhile..." ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t stop thinking about the “dun-dun” for the law and order joke @2:53 I think sound FX person missed their cue, so Stephen improvised, then the band riffed off Steve with perfect comedic timing. Well done, horn player person.
Did one poor intern have to run down to the bodega and buy a condom and a banana? Or did they make two trips to avoid the awkwardness?
Someone in the studio def keeps a condom in their wallet "just in case" lmao
Eggo..."Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they SHOULD"
-Dr. Ian Malcolm
Yet "Must go faster." from that same Dr. Malcolm would be such a poor slogan for such clunky looking shoes.
Besides, who would want to associate waffles with, eventually, the smell of sweaty feet?
CHAOS!
It’s too soon… too reminiscent of those hideous gold trump prototypes which will be nothing like the actual shoes that any chump who ordered them will receive (all sales final, no refunds).
Chili’s Victim Unit reporting for duty….along with Gary. ;)
There's room in Southwest Airline's overhead bins because they are the only airline still allowing you to check bags for free, SWA For-EVA!!!!
You forgot Applebees down at the hotel...
And how about Denny's and Shari's? Such a lovely couple ...... 😁👍
I love the introductions for this segment
Red Lobster goes out of business on claims of giving away too much free food, so Wendy's says, "Let's give away free food!"
"Somebody's gotta do it!"
Red lobster was bought by a vulture capitalist company and gutted that's why it's having trouble with the same promotion they had for 40 years.
@@trentgay3437 People are not going to Red Lobster because a vulture capitalist bought it? No . . . it's because you can get seafood, and more, at so many other places.
They're only closing some places. They aren't going out of business.
Chili's Law and Order is my favorite place to dine and get away with it!😮😮😮
Where’s Leslie Knope when you need her?
It should've been an older banana.
Eggo sneakers: taking NIKE full circle!
Still not as ugly as the ones Mr. Poopy Pants Pee Pee Tape is hawking.
Thanks Stephen! You tell me about Wendy's free nuggets AFTER i get home!
I'll definitely be there with all 330 million Americans every coming Wednesday!
Yes, let’s completely defile Jeopardy.
_with purchase._ Free nuggets with purchase. And using the app. But thanks for the Wendy's ad, Stephen.
Are you me
2:10 "Jeopardy for dumb people" I saw an old episode (70s-early 80s) of Jeopardy on Netflix a while back, and was surprised to see how easy the questions were for then compared to today
"let go.of my eggp!!!" Got the guy's leg😂
That elderly sex thing was a skit on Parks and Rec...can't believe this is actually happening 😅
If they do a pop culture spinoff of Jeapordy does that mean they will finally take out all the garbage pop culture answers off the main show? 🤔
Steve opened the banana from the wrong end!
😂😂OMG😂😂SEX NOISES😂
Hey Stephen, you're among the 55+.
Stay safe please.
No way he, or anyone, would ever cheat on Evie.
@@SlyAceZetaNeither could I imagine Evie cheating on Stephen! 😊
He'll be fine, no one ever invites him to the orgies and sex parties
Before watching a meanwhile video, read comments and try to guess the headlines. Its so fun 😂
First the 99cent stores close next its RED LOBSTER! WTF is going on?!!
corporate greed and a shitload of leveraged buyouts going bust
If they stopped paying their executives millions for sitting in meetings, and their front line people dirt, maybe they’d have more profits.
Vulture capitalism at work. Buy a company sell the parts you can to make money back . Don't care about the original company etc.....
Funny thing is, Stephen himself is now officially a sexagenarian. But doesn't look it at all. 😅
Shhhhh!! … that’s thick stage makeup!
I’ve never laughed at an intro to Meanwhile…too wordy.
You unpeeled the banana from the wrong end.
You crack me up almost every evening…MEANWHILE… I trudge trough the eternal now…. Thank you 😂😂❤
2:58 There's the sound I expected to hear at 2:05.
4:35 That's what Spirit Airlines calls "first class".
5:22 "I'll have what she's having."
Remember folx: if you do the condom and banana demo, you have a banana and flavorless gum at the end.
Maybe they should restructure and call it Dead Lobster.
Grandma in the broom closet
5:25 Their Energy was GREAT 😊 👍👍🎵
The Catholic lawsuit bit was so John Oliver 😅
4:55 ... that and bags of duty free booze and and crap just purchased before boarding!
I knew Steph was gonna eat that banana at the end. He can’t resist a treat. Plus, the potassium will replenish his body after that, umm, grueling segment.
I don't want chocolate shoes I want health care lol
Lovely! Here, in the fast food row by the interstate, Wendys is, indeed, next door to Arbys.
While the game was over for the teams, someone decided that they were going to into overtime
And APPLEBEES! ❤
MEANWHILE, the true uncensored news...
Wendys can give 6 nuggets once a week , yet were wanting to charge more durring busy times of day , ok
For about the same price I would definitely take a pair of Eggo sneakers over those tacky gold ones that some disgraced politician is trying to hock.
I would have thought Chipotle's would be the one to need a special victims unit.
Are you me
What about Papa John's or Chick-Fil-A?
"Gemidão do Zap" on NBA 😂😂😂
Hobo camp? Ho- hobo camp!
Greg Kihn Band is a big fan of Jeopardy!
How did that lady even get up in the bin?
On St. Petersburg Florida ya can't get into a Red Lobster.
3:43 Make way Opiod crisis we have a new phamaceutical based issue Old people using Cialis.
Meanwhile starts at 1:14
Ok Wendy how about you make your food affordable instead of giving free nuggets to attract customers. 🙄
Everyone knows you open the banana from the other end and use the stem as a handle. Get it together Mr. Colbert.
Why the hell would someone choose to snooze in an overhead bin?!🤔🤦♂😂
Because they can lay down - which you cannot do in those lousy seats
I'm sorry but none of those can replace Red Lobster!
Eggo Sneakers, expected to outsell Trump's buy one get 5 more free t-shoes.
Stuff happens. Stuff like, two people being overcome by passion backstage at a press conference. One of them might have been named Mona.
No Kim Cattrall "Porky's" reference for the Luka press conference? ;-P
Sex: 🌿: Dispensaries?!
Man, if Wendy’s is going to have this, Wendy’s thing, I still won’t eat them because they are going to jack up the price anyway.
I watch Jeopardy religiously every day at 6:40 Queensland time.
They are re-runs from when Alex Trebek
was still alive, but we colonials will take what we can get !