Meanwhile… Rent The House From “Up” | NYC Cheese Balls Guy | Drew’s Sex List | Sprite Chill
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- Meanwhile… Airbnb created a replica of the old man’s house from “Up,” an unidentified New Yorker drew a huge crowd to watch him eat cheese balls, Drew Barrymore wrote out a list of her sexual partners and then lost the list, and Sprite introduced a cool new flavor.
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When we went to the movie Up, we were sitting just behind a woman and her family. After watching the sad, sad beginning, the daughter leans over her father and in a plaintive voice asks, “Mom? When is it going to get funny?”
The alpaca bit should've been a 'peenwhile' segment
Always love how the writers try to trip Stephen up with the Meanwhile preamble, I think he’s only fumbled it once or twice lol
Can't stand those. Used to fascinate me; now they're pretty indigestable.
Nope. Fake news! Sad.
You know they don't do those live, right?
Just skip past the useless word salad.
At this point, they can (or probably already do) ask a AI to write a 'Meanwhile segment preamble like Stephen Colbert'. I should try that out..
amazed he didn't reference trump for the KFC perfume
Don't get too close, man.
You are too close, man.
Don't Bug the Walrus! (Goo goo ca-choo!)
Love when Louis Cato can’t help but laugh. Hahah
I couldn't imagine how anyone could fill the role that Jon Batiste had as bandleader, but I absolutely adore Louis Cato! Damn, he's talented, and seems to be a genuinely lovely person. He's wearing my favorite jacket again. I love his style!
The current line up is my favorite Late Night band of all time. Every member is a virtuoso in their own right. I especially love stand up bassist, Endea Owens, who is an outstanding jazz recording artist and rocks her glamorous style. I always check out what she's wearing.
I still love Jon, and I hope his soulmate, Suleika Jaouad, will ultimately kick cancer's a$$ and make a full recovery.
Reading about their powerful love story reduced me to tears, I had an absolute "ugly" cry, but for the most beautiful reasons!🥹🥲
Oh wow
Not even straight up Korean can faze him on these intros. Legend.
Best post-coital joke I've ever heard was an ex who rolled over after and said, "I think you bruised my fucking cervix"
🤘🧙♂🤘
Really thought ‘light butt play’ was going to show up somewhere
Does THAT topic interest you?
It nearly took him down the day before! I was sure it was going to come up! XD
The “chilling agent” part of Sprite reminded me of a classic Jeeves and Wooster (if anyone here remembers that) where Wooster is trying to make tea on his own, reading a book warning not to over boil water as it will become “hard.” To which he says… hard water, well that’s just Ice. Felt the same about a chilling agent for a soft drink…
I love Jeeves and Wooster!
that must be really old… because I’m not young and even I have no idea what that is.
@@claireconover 70's BBC comedy series
Bertie Wooster❣️❣️❣️
@@jennylynntozier2271based on book(s) by PG Woodhouse.
Can't recommend Strongly enough: vedy posh, vedy funny mysteries!!!
PS, yep, I'm Even Older😉
Trump would be biggly annoyed if he found out more people turned up to watch a man eat cheeseballs than turned up to support him at his trial.
I hope no one tells him 😁
The guy wore an orange mask. Maybe it WAS Trump....
Brought cheeseballs to my daughter's 5th birthday. When i walked in, she screamed, "Yaaay, daddy got big balls."
🙂😂😀😁😅
😂😂😂😂
Never happened
Kids say the darndest things....
@@Kenny49ERShave you ever met a child? 😅
Seagulls are the garbage disposal system of systems when you need to throw out the Dungeness crab bait and watch in awe as the seagull swallows it whole
Please start streaming the Late Show Band performances. They deserve the recognition and respect.
YES! They are the best band on any late night show! Sorry Roots, y'all are great too, but I'm not a fan of Fallon. Nothing personal, but he's no Seth or Stephen.
Louis Cato had some mighty big shoes to fill when Jon Batiste left to spend more time caring for his partner fighting a tough battle with leukemia. Louis has his own delightful personality, and his OWN "shoes", and I'm convinced that man could play any instrument he set his talent to. ❤ Louis Cato! He's wearing my favorite jacket again. The gentleman has style!
I agree! I love how many of the late night shows still have a live band, I think it's wonderful but Louis Cato and the Late Show band are by far my favourites! Sorry Fred and QL!
The ability to choose camera feed would be a cool feature for streaming platforms. Of course they'll need to charge everyone more if they use it or not.
They might not be doing so now because of copyright/licensing issues. The band is fantastic, but they may not have the legal right to broadcast the music they play during breaks.
@@R_C420 They sometimes switch to alternate camera shots to hide minor edits. Giving viewers the ability to "choose [a] camera feed" wouldn't work at all for this style of production.
Menthol Sprite? That'll go great with my Newports. Just pour it into my stoma.
I wonder if alpacas engage in Light Butt Play!
The alpaca story has me dying of laughing! I love MEANWHILE!!
The wife got a chuckle out of Stephen speaking Korean. 😉
his writers are messing with him. Got him laughing yesterday
Do most S. Koreans have wonderful sense of humor? Every Korean person I've ever known has had a delightful wit.
One of my best friends in high school, Peter Kim, was my partner in drama class and he was so funny I blamed him for making me forget my lines! My dentist, Dr. Choe, is so sweet and funny I actually look forward to going to the dentist now. In the 1980s, I worked as a computer tech with several Korean men and women, they made that boring job so much more fun.
The only Korean I dislike is Kim Jong-Un. I hate him for the cruel way he treats his own people.
Why is it that the story about the tourist in Norway messing with the Walrus, made Me think that the tourist told the walrus that " I am the Egg Man ".... 🧐
No one under 55 will get this...
"Drivin around, king of the town, always got my window rolled down."
"ALPACA SEX!"
As a topic for a joke? SURE, I guess. (Give that writer a bonus!) 💙
I'd swear that the writers are competing to make the most contorting tongue twisters stump our man😂
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, Late Show team, send the KFC Perfume to the Chicken in Chief
It's like an isolation chamber for the mind. Where, like altered states, you can regress into a happier more primitive form of yourself.
😆😆😆😆😆💖💖😻🌵👵🐺🖖
I’ve waited all my life for a moment like this
Carbonation is actually a cooling agent. When the carbonic acid becomes H2O plus CO2, it takes some energy with it, cooling the drink.
Junky's grumble trunk. One of the best.
Till testers stopped going blind -- seth Meyers laughed so hard he jumped out of bed!
Till testers started lying to get the hell out of the lab. Is my guess...
I just imagined him on salvia, and it's absolutely epic.
OMG I laughed so hard during the alpaca segment
“Research and development team went through several rounds of trial and error” just sounds like some of them died and got replaced. (Or I’ve watched to much Sci-Fi.)
To the tune of ...Drunken sailor: What would you do with a hung alpaca...
Brilliant! 💙
If you see a fury dressed as an alpaca, RUN!
Weird that I'm drinking a Sprite Chill right now...
ed. " don't you need 2 for a list? "
the alpaca jokes, yea!
" i dunno i dunno. " that look ❤
How did he disturb the walrus? He played a Beatles song on a high quality Bluetooth!
I think it was closer to Alpaca sex but not just talking about it.....
That's how they got "too close" 🥲❤
How did he disturb the walrus? By Describing Alpaca sex! 😂
Sprite teamed up with a mechanic.. "What if we?... Summer's coming & you know that everyone knows engine coolant keeps vehicles from overheating righhht?" "People wanna be cool all the time and we need sales!"
Killing the customer with engine coolant means no repeat custumers. And a hella lot of lawsuits. Marketing geniuses and product designers really need to rethink this. Or take the cowards way out and drink it themselves.
I was wondering whether the cheese balls man was Trump especially with the orange jump suit but then I realised he was unlikely to have stopped at just the one jar so it couldn't have been.
I was shocked there wasn't a trump joke with that KFC cologne story.
I love Colbert 😅
Cheese balls? How about...
...CHEEZ NUTZ!
This is my favorite segment.
Llong llive llamas!
allso appllies to allpacas!!
OMG!! That delight at 00:03 - beautiful!!
They are following you because they think you’re gull’ible
“Self-soothe” TMI
"Quaker Sprite" is a sludge builder.
❤Drew 😄
If you're gonna forget your "funkytown" list, forget it at Danny's house😄
Love this story 😄
I'm sure her teenager loves this cringe 🤘
Honestly this whole situation sounds like something out of an It's Always Sunny episode lmao 😂
@@charityquill4965 exactly lol🤘😄
Stephen's sheer joy and hitting the drum beats was freaking ADORABLE and made my whole night.
Plot twist: Norway has apologized for the misunderstanding. Apparently, it was just Jamie Hyneman visiting his family.
_"...too close to that alpaca"??_
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Thanks for the giggles 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉
5:42 Evie's Map!
Well, watching a person oink down a whole container of cheese balls for free in a delightful park setting would be a pretty good deal, I think. Especially when you hear all the horror stories about how expensive things in New York can be.
Doesn't Dave and Buster need to be licensed as a casino if they are taking bets?
That was downright mean giving him Korean! 😆
I would love it if someone gave me some Korean, I love Korean BBQ, Bulgogi and kimchi... OH! You meant the language! Sorry, it's time for lunch and my stomach is growling. 😉
Nice "Altered States" movie reference.
All commercial food is a science project.
How come Meanwhile is always uploaded 4 hours later than the monologue?
Educated guess: the monologue is a teaser released close to,East Coast air time to get people to turn on their TVs and watch the show as it airs and Meanwhile is released after the show airs on the West Coast so the TV audience gets to see it first.
Because it's called free.
"One" is a list if you format it correctly and have nice stationery.
1:57 NOW THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW WHO'S NUMBER ONE!!1!
I cannot watch up without. Balling my eyes out
Drew flashed Letterman. :)
Awesome
RDJ would know about the alpaca sex
I'll drink to that! Ba boom boom
Best Meanwhile ever!! I have alpacas. They can take an hour or more to do the deed. They make so much noise, you would think someone is being repeatedly stabbed. I'll bet there's a you tube.
Hey what ever happened to that women on CZcams who mimed DJT ramblingss? Can you find her?
Tina Fey’s old tale of either Colbert or Carell being a ladies man during their time at second city haunts me. She never revealed who it was and I have no idea lol
I bet it was Carroll.
It's all about that good, good, up and to the left. They love it every time.
5:24 Louis really making an effort to contain the groans now.
Manifold lubricant? Most soft drinks already really do have Antifreeze in them, you may be surprised to learn that Coca-Cola contains propylene glycol. Propylene glycol is an ingredient that's used as a preservative. It has many other uses, including being used as an anti-freeze. It's not just used in Coke though-it can be found in many other foods and cosmetics as well.
Bert Coldsnap!!
Thank you from Bangkok
There must be a million "disturb the walrus' jokes...
5:39 We all know d
FALLOPIAN TOOBES.
😂
I'm really starting to wonder what Stephen did to piss off the writers' room that they keep giving him such tongue twisters for the introduction to Meanwhile. Yowza!
I couldnt agree more about that Up movie... tremendous downer. The moral at the end is basically 'its okay to give up your dream and just do something else'
I'd like my Meanwhile intros book by Christmas please
5:19 Sheeeesh! God damn...
Stephen & writers . . . Thank you for MEANWHILE -- You always make interesting -- can't live w/o it👍
Junkies' grumble-trunk of news...
Fair dinkum unbelivable😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They are no longer allowed to use the "cooling" sensation in cigarettes so they had to use it somewhere. Mmmm, menthol Sprite
Whaaat? No more menthol cigarettes? I mean, I quit a few years ago, but what if I want to relapse somewhere down the line? 🤔🚬💨
until the testers stopped becoming bling 😂
0:02 awesome! 🥁 🎸 🥁
Maybe alpacas don't have cervixes?
They don't if the male is doing it right.
"salvia jitters" pretty much sums up this moment for any historians watching.
I don't know if anyone reading this would be able to believe me, but I have never, ever in my whole life, thought of alpaca boinking.
Nobody noticed his illustration of a teenager was young John Oliver?? 😂
For a good time, turn on closed captions during the intro
Oh I was hoping for a Beatles reference in that ending punchline.
KFC perfume? That'll be the talk of the trailer park
The preamble is the best part.
Wouldn't know. I always skip forward past that bit.
@@c2757 Nooooo!
I've been saying for ages that we need fan art depicting the Meanwhile intros!!
I hate it!
That’s Stephen’s 9th grade photo for the sex list bit. Hysterical!
Yes, that list of 1 is true!
You know you don't stop until you reach the fallopian tubes. Everyone knows that.
Good night
I once read it takes about 170 helium balloons to lift 100 pounds, so imagine how many helium balloons it would take to lift a small house, all of it'a furniture, & 2 people.
I once read taking a fictional narrative seriously leads to religion, Imagine what would happen to the world if multiple people did just this :-P
PS: I'm just messing around so it's all good :-)
Did the guy disturbing the walrus yell 'COO COO CACHOO!' at it?
I think we know who is in Stephen's "sex list." Clue: You can stop loving and talking about it like a nervous high school teen. 😏