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  • Stephen examines new developments from the world of science, including a moonlit fish orgy and an app that can diagnose sexually transmitted infections in humans.
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  • @wesleturgez
    @wesleturgez Před 17 dny +199

    Love when he gets the giggles!

  • @uriel578
    @uriel578 Před 17 dny +127

    Thank you for this. Special thanks for the apt Björk reference.
    I also love how Stephen repeatedly breaks throughout the segment 😂
    Kind regards from Iceland.

  • @Moody_Jazz
    @Moody_Jazz Před 17 dny +262

    Why am I up at 3 am watching this

  • @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD
    @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD Před 16 dny +3

    In the 70s, we went grunion hunting at mudnight. You can't use flashlights nets or anything, you have to catch with your hands. Then, we'd have a huge fish fry. It was so fun. 😂

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH Před 17 dny +57

    I hope Stephen gets the giggles more often and leaves in more bloopers for the audience. We love to see Stephen having fun. We need more fun in our lives. Thank you Stephen. Be yourself and be silly! It's working for Seth Meyers. 😂❤

  • @grimftl
    @grimftl Před 16 dny +5

    As a former STEM teacher, you have to find humor where you can.
    Thanks, Steve.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Před 17 dny +33

    I laughed way more at " Huh, I Guess Koalas Aren't Supposed To Go In The Freezer" than I should have. It's dark, but also hilarious.

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 Před 17 dny

      Wait till he talks about Kristi not NORMal from South Dakota, killing her puppy and her goat at her gravel pit😱🤣. I suggest FBI needs to dig for human bones 🤔

    • @thomasj.treder7971
      @thomasj.treder7971 Před 16 dny +1

      I laughed, too. And sure, it's dark, but that's only because the light goes out when the door is shut.

  • @rachelw1076
    @rachelw1076 Před 17 dny +11

    I love it when the writers crack him up 😄

  • @figurativelyliterally9796
    @figurativelyliterally9796 Před 17 dny +15

    I love how much fun he's having

  • @chrisrobinson679
    @chrisrobinson679 Před 17 dny +17

    That was a damn funny segment. It takes a pro to attempt so much word play every show... then fumble a lame joke, laugh at his own mistake, and say screw it just keep going.

  • @oonegro82
    @oonegro82 Před 17 dny +35

    That impression that he did of Bjork was spot on...🧐

  • @mszoomy
    @mszoomy Před 17 dny +18

    Stephen, you had the giggles and it was most excellent

  • @lindahilko7965
    @lindahilko7965 Před 17 dny +23

    Oh my gosh the grunion runs!! I can’t stop laughing….😂

  • @BigBadVulture
    @BigBadVulture Před 17 dny +169

    "It's not worth going back!" Audience member responds with "Awww."

    • @noxAlynor
      @noxAlynor Před 17 dny +10

      I was there for the taping. He had to redo the part about the alter magnets once and I still didn't understand what they're about. 😂

    • @malavoy1
      @malavoy1 Před 17 dny +23

      @@noxAlynor They are potentially a new kind of computer memory that utilizes the electrons spin instead of it's electric charge to store the 1's and 0's that make up computer software. Ferromagnets, they type that you can stick on your fridge, have properties that are good for this but when you scale them up to a lot of memory, there is noise that limits their performance due to the net magnetic field they have. Altermagnets have no net field but have the same properties for use in computer memory, but without the noise.

    • @noxAlynor
      @noxAlynor Před 17 dny +6

      @@malavoy1 Appreciate, I work in IT so I have more understanding if you put it like that.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Před 17 dny +15

      @@malavoy1 Well yeah, but then you pour some water on them and bam, they just stop working. 🎃

    • @pollytiks3885
      @pollytiks3885 Před 17 dny

      @@solvseus 🤣👏🏻

  • @HunterMayer
    @HunterMayer Před 17 dny +25

    It's not magnet science news without an ICP call-out.

  • @cachi-7878
    @cachi-7878 Před 17 dny +4

    Haven’t seen Stephen crack at so many jokes during one session. That was fun.

  • @victoriabaker4400
    @victoriabaker4400 Před 17 dny +8

    I love you, Stephen!!!!! and the band too, really fun people all around.

  • @MaryAnnNytowl
    @MaryAnnNytowl Před 17 dny +1

    I love Stephen bloopers!! Give us more bloopers, 🙏 please! 🙏 ❤❤

  • @daveOnYouTube
    @daveOnYouTube Před 17 dny +10

    Stephen cracking up will never get old. Reminds me of the good ole Munchma skit.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Před 16 dny +1

      Inspired by the generous donor and proud Arab-American who donated to Colbert's fundraising campaign to support our veterans, Souk Madiq

  • @Ford_prefect_42
    @Ford_prefect_42 Před 17 dny +55

    OMG Stephen is on fire hahaha

    • @tri2brite313
      @tri2brite313 Před 17 dny

      You are a prime example of a sheep. Keep watching and posting this garbage. I bet you are PROUD

    • @FightingTorque411
      @FightingTorque411 Před 17 dny +3

      I think that's just the STIs.

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders Před 17 dny +2

      This was the best Sound of Science ever, IMO.

    • @tri2brite313
      @tri2brite313 Před 17 dny

      This is perfect for trump... the longer you CLOWNS try to use Hollywood and the democratic legal political bias the more VOTES trump will get in the future. Even the CRAZY libs I know are turning to the right. This is an awesome service you nut jobs are doing for the GOP. EXCELLENT and keep up the great work libs!! Free campaign for the right events... awesome

    • @tri2brite313
      @tri2brite313 Před 17 dny

      @@FightingTorque411 you are awesome!! Your comments have no meaningful implications or effect. Tou are a classic example of the LEFTIST clown show. Fully exposed and quickly irrelevant no matter what you do. Irrelevant

  • @kentaylor2416
    @kentaylor2416 Před 17 dny +7

    I think bumblebees are designed to go underwater because their burrows might get flooded.

    • @michelebee991
      @michelebee991 Před 17 dny +1

      Great thinking 😊

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 Před 17 dny +1

      That makes total sense, thank you. But, it troubles me that scientists are killing bumblebees. We need all we can get! And how would they themselves like to be drowned? After a week of suffering?

  • @nunnayrbznz3576
    @nunnayrbznz3576 Před 17 dny +41

    The teenage excuse for staying out late on the beach in San Diego, similar to the invitation to watch the underwater submarine races. The more practical folks brought buckets to scoop up the fish, clean , throw on the BBQ... knowing a bit of science is ALWAYS rewarding.!

    • @colleenfraserdoggiekisses
      @colleenfraserdoggiekisses Před 17 dny

      That was me, plus it was always fun to watch the tourists try to comprehend this miracle of nature.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 Před 17 dny +1

      The Grunion Run on the west coast has been well known for decades. I remember seeing stories on it as a boy in the '60s in the Midwest...

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 Před 17 dny +22

    I automatically smile at the Simon and Garfunkel pictures 😅

    • @nolongerlistless
      @nolongerlistless Před 17 dny

      You need to look up Horrible Histories' Viking Simon & Garfunkel!

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Před 17 dny +7

    I love when writers get back from vacation 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 17 dny +66

    Wanna get Merbees? 'Cause that's how you get Merbees.

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Před 17 dny +21

    If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?

  • @BrandonGoble78
    @BrandonGoble78 Před 17 dny +4

    *Best Bjork impression ever

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 17 dny +141

    It's no Meanwhile... but that's just science.

    • @Wilem35
      @Wilem35 Před 17 dny +6

      I Guess you tube analytics showed Stephen that everyone skips the 1st minute of his meanwhiles anyways.

    • @courtney5796
      @courtney5796 Před 17 dny +4

      @@Wilem35 Yup. A lot of effort by him and writers for little payoff. I love this show, but do skip it now

    • @philster6383
      @philster6383 Před 17 dny +1

      @@courtney5796 LMAO I do also

    • @qazasdr7014
      @qazasdr7014 Před 17 dny

      I thought it was just a theory

  • @vmax4575
    @vmax4575 Před 17 dny +23

    Poor Stephen has a bad case of the giggles.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Před 17 dny +5

    This episode had big "Closer Look/Corrections" vibes, what with Stephen getting the giggles, getting derailed, and a general air of chaotic anarchy.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Před 16 dny

      Except that Stephen does not take corrections

  • @SLYdevil
    @SLYdevil Před 17 dny +7

    Yes it was that funny. I was totally laughing - thinking about it when he 1st broke, seeing it coming 🎉

  • @EflowNivek
    @EflowNivek Před 17 dny +7

    Never thought there'd be a day where I'd think "Hey ICP might've had a point" but here we are.

    • @raygunsforronnie847
      @raygunsforronnie847 Před 17 dny +1

      Stephen missed the wave of Faygo Diet Root Beer... Having been around to witness the ICP origins, my question now is "what does a Grandpa Juggalo do"?

  • @WAMTAT
    @WAMTAT Před 17 dny +5

    Heck yeah, science

  • @MistressOnyaCox
    @MistressOnyaCox Před 16 dny +1

    😂❤❤ love when he stumbles and gets the giggles

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Před 17 dny +4

    I love that chonky bumblebeeee

  • @nigelgreen9369
    @nigelgreen9369 Před 17 dny +9

    Alta magnets - magnets in disguise

  • @Parmesana
    @Parmesana Před 17 dny +5

    the alter magnets sound like a tilt a whirl ride where the whole thing spins, AND each compartment spins

  • @Montessoro83
    @Montessoro83 Před 17 dny +30

    Science!

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Před 17 dny +3

      Brings gifts of convenience to modern man
      Modern man then continues to expand
      But what happens when man creates something oh, so wrong?

    • @przytulanka1979
      @przytulanka1979 Před 17 dny

      @@OscarLangleySoryu You forgot torturing animals.

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Před 17 dny

      @@przytulanka1979 get help

  • @TerreHauteRemoteGoat
    @TerreHauteRemoteGoat Před 17 dny +3

    Not surprising that the author of "Koalas in the freezer" was Kristi Noem.

  • @debbybridge7064
    @debbybridge7064 Před 17 dny +1

    I love it when Stephen cracks up and can't continue!

  • @rachelgeorge2098
    @rachelgeorge2098 Před 17 dny +5

    STIs DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE VISIBLE SYMPTOMS 🌈

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 Před 17 dny +1

      So seriously!!!! This app is a menace and is practicing medicine without a license and should be removed from the market with a recall, refund, and massive apologies.

  • @LizardLady1996
    @LizardLady1996 Před 17 dny +16

    On bumblebees, the state of California does recognize endangered species as fish (so that they're better protected).

    • @jamesrowden303
      @jamesrowden303 Před 17 dny +2

      But, as QI will tell you, there is no such thing as a fish.

  • @kenbrown2808
    @kenbrown2808 Před 17 dny +8

    the app doesn't actually look for signs of STDs, it just counts the number of different accounts that upload pics of the same groin, and extrapolates.

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH Před 17 dny +3

    Thank you for the laughs😂❤

  • @michaelkottler
    @michaelkottler Před 17 dny +10

    "The Sound of Science": A monster track from the Beastie Boys' epic Paul's Boutique.

  • @strandedtimetraveler8435
    @strandedtimetraveler8435 Před 17 dny +1

    of all the things you said in this segment the magnets made the most sense - maybe i should pull my head out of the manuals and get some fresh air

  • @v2o3
    @v2o3 Před 17 dny +1

    Excellent

  • @MikesTropicalTech
    @MikesTropicalTech Před 17 dny +4

    There's a bakery here in Barcelona called 'Dickwaffle', and yes that's exactly what they sell.

    • @zelgadis55tmnt35
      @zelgadis55tmnt35 Před 17 dny +1

      OMFG! This may have been a potentially huge mistake but I had to look and wow! That was hilarious and so cool! Thanks for letting us know!
      Thankfully it was the top of the suggestions and I didn't have to go through anything dubious to find! XD

  • @olagisrarikis
    @olagisrarikis Před 17 dny +11

    This had been a perfect spot to include the Trump's Magnet Wisdom Clip...

  • @ChefJeffreyKaufman
    @ChefJeffreyKaufman Před 17 dny +1

    The magnet part was actually interesting lol

  • @nolananderson4782
    @nolananderson4782 Před 17 dny +7

    Stephen Garfunkel looks vaguely like Will Ferrel

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 Před 17 dny

      I was trying to figure out who else he was reminding me of. Yup.

  • @brachypelmasmith
    @brachypelmasmith Před 17 dny +2

    they broke him today

  • @lbazemore585
    @lbazemore585 Před 15 dny

    Grunion have been a California phenomenon forever. Great fried!

  • @Tarquin2718
    @Tarquin2718 Před 17 dny +2

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 17 dny +4

    “Stable genius with uh-brain” Trump said magnets don’t work when wet.

  • @inevitableanarchy4203
    @inevitableanarchy4203 Před 17 dny +1

    Fly tredmills, drowning bees, and STD apps. What a time to be alive😂

  • @kellyburket6955
    @kellyburket6955 Před 17 dny +5

    Was the puppy killer conducting the drowned bee experiment???

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 Před 17 dny +1

      For real. It sounds like animal torture to me, and native bumblebees are so valuable to our planet that it's genuinely upsetting to me as an organic gardener and someone who likes to eat a number of food items that can ONLY be grown with the help of bees.

  • @anthonymorse8903
    @anthonymorse8903 Před 17 dny +1

    They need to add "MAGNETS, how do they work?" to the end of the Sound of Science theme

  • @gailaltschwager7377
    @gailaltschwager7377 Před 17 dny +1

    Thanks!

  • @maryanthony8799
    @maryanthony8799 Před 17 dny +3

    Talk to your friend Neil deGrasse Tyson about these new magnets

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 Před 17 dny +2

    The last time I went on the Grunion Run...I didn't know there was a dating site for cod.

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 Před 16 dny

    Great Bjorn impression 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @antoniograncino3506
    @antoniograncino3506 Před 16 dny +1

    Time flies like an arrow.
    Fruit flies like a banana.
    ----G. Marx

  • @blakethebeast3174
    @blakethebeast3174 Před 16 dny +1

    Koalas don't go in the... I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
    EDIT: It's fine, Stephen Koala-bert is okay! He's just slightly chilled.

  • @mollyj6219
    @mollyj6219 Před 12 dny

    Me, a bee researcher, finding out about a new bee study from Stephen instead of at my job...

  • @urnfnidiot
    @urnfnidiot Před 17 dny +3

    I have known about “the grunion run” since an episode of Three’s Company” had it on. As usual it was a misunderstanding between… ahh who care about that, it was always about a misunderstanding between someone

  • @fama5736
    @fama5736 Před 17 dny +4

    Hello Stephen, hope all is well with you, you have to be inundated with material after the Pecker testimony, same problems here with my father and sister, this is my third time commenting it seems someone might be erasing my comments as they don’t stay on here,
    All The Best
    Fabrizio

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 Před 17 dny +1

    To be fair, the koalas do have fur coats. So, you know, not entirely silly to wonder about the freezer thing.

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas Před 17 dny

    The Bjork/fish orgy jokes were great! 😂😂😂
    Also, poor drowned bees 😟

  • @MeissnerEffect
    @MeissnerEffect Před 17 dny +3

    Can someone tell that sociopath Kristy Noem that the bees aren’t considered pets?

  • @Iamafraud486
    @Iamafraud486 Před 11 dny

    No one knows how a common person live anymore
    only that it has led us to this faithful dream
    The American Dream
    LONG LIVE AMERICA!

  • @divi2747
    @divi2747 Před 16 dny +1

    that was great!

  • @jeffs6090
    @jeffs6090 Před 17 dny +4

    Bjork and ICP!?!
    Nice!.....

  • @terryg4415
    @terryg4415 Před 17 dny +2

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @jamestford3963
    @jamestford3963 Před 17 dny +2

    Member when the Beverly Hillbillies fought the Grunions? I member.

  • @Professional_FunHaver

    It's never a story about magnets without Insane Clown Posse

  • @Iamafraud486
    @Iamafraud486 Před 11 dny

    Like a man of steel

  • @antoniograncino3506
    @antoniograncino3506 Před 16 dny +1

    My alter ego has an altermagnetic personality. 🤪

  • @amyjackson8725
    @amyjackson8725 Před 16 dny

    Every time I hear about "grunion runs", it reminds me of a Three's Company episode where they are talking about going to one😀

  • @BroAnarchy
    @BroAnarchy Před 17 dny +4

    MAGNETS
    HOW DO THEY F\(KING WORK???

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Před 17 dny +2

      Ask trump, he knows all about magnets and water.

  • @Moonova
    @Moonova Před 17 dny +1

    So miss the regular call out to Cancer research.

  • @rubroken
    @rubroken Před 17 dny

    Stephen, you're having a hard time keeping it together for this segment🤣🙃

  • @Xena3
    @Xena3 Před 16 dny

    3:08 😂😂😂 “…is it cake?”

  • @CRMcGee2
    @CRMcGee2 Před 17 dny +1

    Calmara the world's largest Cock and Beaver shot collection in the making.
    Can you imagine the employment interview questions.

  • @Akentrophyta
    @Akentrophyta Před 17 dny +1

    Professon 2-Dope 🤣🤣🤣 #downwiththeclown #icp

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 Před 17 dny +4

    I got your science!=I think that I figured out THE FLYING SAUCER !! Yeah how it works! There is huge magnets involved and springs and air pressure and an extending pole that helps it to tilt towards the sky but it can hover upwards too.

  • @vivalapita8484
    @vivalapita8484 Před 17 dny

    This is exactly how long it took to get away from the Lorena Bobbitt joke.

  • @nigelgreen9369
    @nigelgreen9369 Před 17 dny +3

    Hey as an actual Nigel - I categorically did not endorse that study

  • @wolfclown
    @wolfclown Před 17 dny

    Always love when they use ICP for any of the sketches lol

  • @Shadoweclipse1386
    @Shadoweclipse1386 Před 16 dny

    You guys missed an easy target with the joke about the koala book. The cover should've said *"Huh, I guess koalas aren't supposed to go in the freezer" by Kristi Noem* 😂

  • @chrisarcher1146
    @chrisarcher1146 Před 17 dny

    And if you complain o-uuuh-nce more/
    You’ll meet an army of altermagnets with the grunion runs 🎵🥁

  • @leavingitblank9363
    @leavingitblank9363 Před 7 dny

    Chili fire is hardly the imagery I would expect to see for a "no problems here" call.

  • @riquisimx
    @riquisimx Před 17 dny +3

    What did I just watch?! This whole thing was off tonight! LOL I forgive you, Stephen. 😂

  • @beenaplumber8379
    @beenaplumber8379 Před 16 dny

    His Bjork impression sounded a bit like Werner Herzog.

  • @BirdBrain0815
    @BirdBrain0815 Před 17 dny +1

    You should totally link your sources. I want more ultra magnets, but not from Amazon 😂

  • @starflakey
    @starflakey Před 17 dny +1

    going to see the grunion run used to be a field trip in my l.a. elementary school. twice, 2 different years 😅

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 Před 17 dny +3

    His Björk sounds Irish not Icelandic.

  • @temporaladvisor3958
    @temporaladvisor3958 Před 17 dny

    Oh, I get it now. When tRump was telling us that magnets didn't work in water, he must've been talking about these altermagnets.

  • @AbbyNon
    @AbbyNon Před 17 dny +5

    OMG Trump farting while sleeping in the court .... :)
    Don Snorleone in a Farternity :)

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster Před 17 dny

    0:46 The hotter, the better.
    2:30 I'm guessing that's something you wouldn't find in a frozen food aisle.