Three Presidents And One Colbert | Trump’s Easter Message | Stealing From Air Force 1
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- Stephen dishes on his conversation with Presidents Biden, Obama and Clinton, former president Trump honored Easter by lashing out at his enemies, and the White House press pool was put on notice for lifting too many souvenirs from the president’s airplane.
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"Your wife can" 😂😂😂
Obama on brand with the SAVAGE flex 💀
And that is why we love Obama!
Yeah.... Obama sounds like a true leader, huh?
@@CourageKarnga AND HE LOVES THE MUSLIMS WHO HATE AMERICA AND ARE HERE TO DESTROY IT. ILLEGALLY.
@@CourageKarnga Greatest Orator ever ……. For the Simple Minded people !
I once read this CZcams comment that basically said "If Jesus came back today, he wouldn't be a Republican like Trump but rather a Democrat like Sanders." Then there was a list of things that the Republican Party stands for today that are essentially the opposite of everything Jesus said & taught in The Bible.
They were right;-)
#separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I feel bad for Christians like my mom, who is a REAL Christian; warm, compassionate, giving and forgiving. Not greedy and hateful
Ya think the free health care & feed the poor might make ya think The big JC was a socialist?
He would still be speaking Aramaic.
Just imagining Evie laughing at Obama's line cheers me up. We have good people on our side.
@@roelanddirker6489Again, GFY.
@@roelanddirker6489 ✨ *Cry* ✨
What an amazing night for Colbert. Got to sit with the 3 presidents Clinton, Obama, & Biden. Wow!
You know that was a Fundraiser for Biden Even though 12 people showed ! Of course only wasteful billionaires would throw money in a Rathole !
An objectively intimidating situation, but such a welcoming vibe.
How boring (no: "fucking boring" you are supposed to say nowadays, in sad america) can populism (NOT only from your republican side) be ?
@@roelanddirker6489GFY
Note: DJT can't get an endorsement from any past presidents, even his own VP. Vote BLUE to save our democracy and constitution for our children's future. Vote BLUE to save school children from being killed by military type weapons.
NASCAR also ran on Easter Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Where is the manufactured outrage over that?
I wonder if the same people complained in 2013 when Easter also fell on March 31st. Did NASCAR run then, too?
The difference is they didn't flaunt it. Had no clue it happened
Also complaining about NASCAR is sort of complaining about a national sport. Too many people involved. Nope, easier to complain about a tiny minority, some of whom are children who can’t vote anyway.
Easter even fell on the same day as April fools day. Not a single complaint then.
Next year it’s on 420
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Thanks, Joe!!!
Truth Social lost 58 million? Whooohooo! Good news🎉
There is speculation that by the time Donny can access his shares and sell, 6 mos from now, they will be (almost?) penny stocks. That would be Karma-ish.
Hate To bust Your Bubble but Trump made $2.6 Billion off of Truth Social ! Hahaha !
Listen Don’t kill yourself Now Wait till Trump wins the Election !
Why so money-obsessed, sad americans ? Please just leave the world-stage. 'Blue america' almost as horrible as the 'red side'.
Stephen, you are a bright light in this world. Thanks for all you do!
Clown show
The 3 ties bit was brilliant! Great writing!
Thank you Stephen for injecting humor and levity into this world. The last eight years would’ve been insufferable without you.
Heck, the last 8 months.
I concur…❤
He's not much different than myself
They were insufferable regardless.
I know that's right.
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
Exactly!
we call it white collar crime - they step down , resign , can we do that too?? seriously . WAKE UP SLAVE EARTH.
Hello comment that has not been copy and pasted to many videos.
How are you getting that answer? Check into r f k
You really need some new material
That crowd nailed the Easter call-out, and I for one am very proud of them.
That's not Christian like.
Fun fact: whenever Easter falls on 4/20, “Jesus is Just Alright (With Me)” by the Doobie Brothers counts as a hymn.
😂🎉😂💨💨✝️
You legit need to send this joke into the show
Good song
maybe also "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane?
😂❤
I can't think of anyone less Christ-like than Trump.
Do better, America.
He's the best option we have
yep .. if y'all really believe in the "Book of Revelation", toxic-diaper-don possess all characteristics of the "anti-christ"
@@Conservadouche93 I estimate there are 349,999,999 better options.
Or vote Tom Hanks if you really want a Christ-like figure for President.
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:12 that Obama dude missed out on a career in comedy because holy shit that was funny
His press dinners were comedy gold. Usually being intelligent and empathetic leads to a quick wit. On the other hand, republicans think making fun of disabled people is the height of comedy.
Obama's a jackass and was weak on foreign policy.
I’ve always loved Obama’s wit and self-deprecating wit. He has great comedic timing. Mic drop…
@@yosemitegirlCA Yeah, excuse me while I think of better days... sigh...
Oh, hell ya. Watch the White House Correspondent's dinner from 2011. With Seth Meyer's comedic help, he trolls Donald Trump, who is in the audience, about his racist 'Obama was born in Kenya' nonsense, and underneath the fake smile you can see the rage going up and up. 😅. Gold. The next day, we found out that Obama had made the decision before the show to send Seal Team 6 in a surgical strike to kill Osama Bin Laden, then killed it onstage. Barrack was smoove. 😂 I was so proud to live in America under Obama. It's just sad that his presidency and the Reich Wing Entertainment Complex lies and propaganda machine caused the racist backlash that led to Tronald Dump.
Hats off to the writing team yet again. Bringing it back around with the ties? Chef’s kiss.
I would insult you but it looks like Mother Nature did far better than I could🤣🤣
Yup, he and his writers are amazing and the final tie gag is perfect.
"...it's a Boeing, it's not bolted on..."🤣🤣🤣!
"your wife can" 😁
😂😂😂😂😂
Excellent!
Dude seriously missed out on a legit comedy career…serious chops
... "and also with you ." 😂😂
Excellent line delivered perfectly!
9:30 "It's a Boeing, it's not bolted on" 😂🎉 Ouchy ditchy 😭
To be in the room with 3 living presidents!!! Amazing
I'm very proud, validated, and encouraged to be aware that, if Donald Trump knew who I was, he would despise me.
Stop gloating, Donald despises everyone, but himself. And Ivanka.
I don’t know you and Already I despise you !
Yes. Me too!!!! Uck
Yes. The worst insult you would ever have to endure would be if DT publicly declared that he admired you.
The Ick Factor would be unbearable.
He would put a hit out on me. And I'm proud.
Seth Meyer was heartbroken that Stephen hosted Biden's fundraiser. "So our ice cream date meant nothing to you?"
It wasn't an honor. He felt obligated because he thinks he's going to loose
Love ❤️ all you late nite guys cobert, seth meyers & Jimmie kimmel 🎉🎉🎉❤❤
@@Conservadouche93 Who is "He" in your scenario... Stephen? Seth? Biden? "To loose?" are you trying to say "too loose" or "to lose?" Are you chatting under the influence?
@karentrimmer I was referring colbert, but Obama and Clinton too. It's interchangeable
@@Conservadouche93 You may want to take a grammar course. It will help you communicate with others in a coherent fashion.
Even Barack Obama recognizes the awesomeness of Evie McGhee Colbert.
GREAT JOB STEPHEN! YOU ROCK! You looked so good with our wonderful PRESIDENTS!
I love when Louis' microphone is loud and we can hear him chuckling. His laugh is pure joy.
I just wish Louis could come up with some more interesting licks to play than his usual limited vocabulary of said musical licks. I always like the band 's songs and those horn players are the best but Louis needs an upgrade in his incidental lead lick playing.
And he always wears amazing clothes. He’s a sharp dresser!
It's official... Diaper Don just won the egg hunt at Mar a Lago
Still winning!!
it was rigged
But don't Republicans want to abort all eggs in Florida, and everywhere else?
Still *whining* ...
Now that's a good one
It’s was the biggest basket! 🧺 Nobody’s ever seen a basket that big!
…Basket-Case! 😂
It is a joy to see leaders who can laugh at themselves. All of these men are extremely witty, great one-liners, they like to laugh, they are engaging.
Can you even imagine the orange menace acting like a human being like these men?
To engage in polite discourse without making everything about himself?
Malignant narcissists are unable to ever make fun of themselves and they expect everything they say or do is always 100% correct and, in the words of the orange menace "perfect."
What makes them malignant (there is a difference) is their harboring of grievances that they would like to take action on; revenge, retribution, whatever, it involves violence and destruction.
"why cant I call you Barack?"
Your wife can ...
The mans a legend
❤ Cool Daddy Obama still quick on his feet❤..."your wife can"!😂
I can just hear it, "uhhhhhhh, your WIFE can. Ha, ahaha..."
😎
Your humour is quite poor. Thank god the influence of your culture (both sides!) is shrinking.
And please do pick up your deadies from our beaches, for once.
Jokes on you..there is no culture here! @@roelanddirker6489
Oh, he had me laughing at the: " I stole three things..." and showed the ties.
😂😂😂😂😂
Agreed, that was a good one 😂
A Millionaire Steals ? But he is a Minority !
Me: thinking it’s for real 🤔
He set that up well.
Next year Easter on 4/20, thinking the baskets might have a different kind of grass 😂
And “Jesus is Just Alright with Me” counts as a hymn.
Fox News is news in the same way a urinal cake is cake.
Man. Thank God for Colbert. This man helped me through Trump years and Covid
Trump did nothing wrong to sell a Bible;
Don't Supermarkets sell on Easter?
Are Shops CLOSED on EASTER??
what about Biden calling HOLY EASTER SUNDAY a Trans visibility day??? Isn't that BLASPHEMY !!!!!
!!!CNN and MSNBC are TRUMP HATERS;
CNN and MSNBC are PROPAGANDA Stations..... !!
We LOVE TRUMP
We will VOTE FOR TRUMP
Those media stations are for Pro-abortion and LGBTQ groups !!!
BIDEN has insulted and blasphemed against the HOLY EASTER SUNDAY ; BIDEN is anti-Christian
What about Obama who discredited the BIBLE?
Yet, Rev AI is calling Trump a blasphemer for showing a Bible and Trump encouraging America to Pray again.
TRUMP HAS ALWAYS ENCOURAGED THE THINGS OF GOD - PRAYER, WORSHIP AND HONORING GOD UNLIKE BIDEN!////ff
Me too!
Yeah ! I love his Potato Chip Ear ! It has me in stitches !
Colbert has TDS and divides Americans
Colbert, thank man for God. Trump is like an egg stain on your cheek, you can lick it, but it still won't go away.
It's millions out on the streets that kept me going through the Trump years, whether it was Gaza or BLM. And we still have to do it, regardless of who wins the election.
Calm down, Fox News. Next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday, you can celebrate twice
That will cause them to orgasm.
Dayum 😂
imagining angraham's easter bonnet with sw*stik*s upon it
Please don't exaggerate, sad american. As if 'blue america' is much better than 'red america'. BOTH are loathsome as a matter of fact. Disappear from the stage, please.
I think I’m dependent on you Mr Colbert. When you’re not on I’m a fish out of water. When you’re on I feel there’s hope! 💝
💕👍💕
Add me to the list of folks who thought the tie gag was MAGNIFICENT!
Love You, Stephen and LSSC Crew!
Love your Potato Chip Ear !
Reminder: Easter also fell on March 31st in 2013. Nobody complained to Obama about it back then.
And next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday!
@@abeautifuldayful Honestly, if Hitler just smoked a few blunt back then, he'd probably have chilled the hell out on that whole 'exterminate the Jews' thing.
@@abeautifuldayful Honestly if Hitler had smoked a few blunts, he'd probably chill the hell out and there wouldn't have been a need for World War II.
@gamepapa: Those were pre-MAGA years.... also known as America's sane period.
@@macforme Don't forget the Tea Party was still going strong then. So, not quite sane.
Stephen. Please don't ever let us forget this!
I knew he was gonna pull out his souvenir from Air Force One but didn't expect the 3 ties! AHAHAHA... these guys are comedy genius, aren't they?
I expected him to say "I didn't steal one thing...except THE SHOW!"
I expected him to roast Biden over war crimes in Gaza, like he roasted Bush
@@sabrinalastname9719 If that's what you expected, you're not very quick, are you? It's okay, I know you were trying to be clever and get in a jab. Somehow, clever doesn't work for folks like you who just have blind hate as a lodestone. I wish you better days.
And Taxpayer Money which he did ! Or while America was Sleeping I gave Iran $billions of Dollars ! Now they Attacked Israel ! Yeah he’s a Riot ???
Trump doesn't know the words to the Lord's Prayer, the National Anthem, the Pledge of Allegiance ( all on video). and probably Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA".
You ain't never lied 😂😂😂
He also doesn't know the words to his marriage vows
@@Andr50n he's not had a cognitive test. he had a DEMENTIA test.
WHALE!!
@@anitawebster9450💯%!!!!
You were a wonderful host to those men 🥰
Everyone love Evie 💖
I spent my Easter crying alone in my apartment cause I can't find the right Dr for depression anxiety, life fucking sucks right now and I don't see a way out of this right now, but for 10 -20 mins these take my mind away from everything and make me feel like a person , so thank tou❤
I hope you find a good match soon. Be well my friend.
I’m sorry
Whatever you’re going through- I’m sorry.. you’re really not alone. I hope you know that.
You really arent alone. sometimes I prefer to be alone rather than be around the wrong people. Relax and remember tomorrow is another day.
Sounds like Jeanine Pirro will be moving to Florida, too. Maybe she and Guiliani can live together.
They may need to since Giuliani is broke.
She can be Rudy's sugar mommy @@froglady7491
@@froglady7491 I laughed at that breaking news because I thought it might be a reference to that. Giuliani's creditors may compel him to sue the 🍊🍔
@@SixteenTonesStudio What a circus that law suit would be. I’d want a front row seat to watch the clowns.
She will have like 4 box wine's linked together with hoses so all she has to do is use one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are a light in the darkness of political disfunction. Thanks for your sharp wit (and clever writers.)
Thank God for writers Otherwise Stephen can’t Dpeak !
That’s How Colbert would’ve spelled Speak !
What you are mentioning as "clever writing", people outside the sad USA might describe as : silly, predictable, "good-humoured" jokery.
We should ALL realize by now that nothing creates more feigned outrage, than pointing out the truth to the gullible.
"Smart" sentences don't make your lost identity more bearable, sad america (red as well as blue).
Stephen 🥰 I really love you I wish we had more man like you and the 3 president
Back in the late 60s I put a bumper sticker on my mom’s car that read, “Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed.!” My dad made me take it off, but it was great for awhile. I put it there because it was during the Vietnam War, a sad time in our history.
I need one of those about now. We are at a very sad time in our right now time. Just waiting on Jesus cause God has got to be pissed.
I remember that bumper sticker!!!❤
It's a good thing we learned our lesson... Wait what's that, oh...
Jesus is still pissed
He won't be pissed or angry in eternity. Those days are now and he'll have no tears for many during that time.
😂😂😂
This is my favorite segment followed by meanwhile
15 litres of wine is insane - that's the office water cooler topped with a container full of wine. HR would LOVE that ;)
Love how the end tied it all up!
The list of reasons to keep Donnie from ever darkening the doors of the White House again grows by the day...
Vote Blue 💙 folks!
Polls show trump winning because RFK jr is taking votes away from Biden in Wisconsin and Michigan. Wisconsin and Michigan are the two swing states that always decide who wins the presidential election.
Voting Green.
@@stephenkennedy8305 So you're in support of Trump winning or Biden winning but actually are putting effort into supporting Trump winning.
Thats how this works. Thats not a an argument, thats a statement of fact. Not voting for one of the two in a FPTP system means you're fine with either one of them winning. If you lean one way, say liberal, and vote green instead of biden you're the enemy of the liberal part and in support of MAGA. Its not complicated, its first grade level math stuff.
MAGA
@@stephenkennedy8305 Da! 🤡
I loved your interview with Joe Biden, Barack Obama & Bill Clinton. I really enjoyed it!! Voting blue in Oregon!
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I can’t find the full interview anywhere , is it on CZcams? 😀
Is it available to watch somewhere?
I'm in the uk.
cant wait til the 2000 illegals, that joey ordered for you gt here for you to pay for to go 2ith the 15 million already here that you voted for!!!!
@@Mortthemoose that’s what I was curious about too. I’ve tried to find it everywhere but no luck only short clips. I read that cameras and phones weren’t allowed in. Maybe it was only live? Idk though 🤷🏽♀️. If you do find it , please let me know my friend 😀
4-20 is my birthday. It’s been a blast every year!!
Sorry to hear about the WFC workers in Gaza, just terrible.
Yes, just as terrible as the tenth of thousands of people murdered before that.
I took a Gender Studies course at Texas Christian University (it's a real course & it's not as useless as people think), & I read in our textbook at 1 point that roughly 1 in 15 Americans (or about 7%) is openly in the LGBT+ Community, but only a fraction of them (about 1 in 200) are openly in the T category. So, for Republican politicians & Conservative media hosts their blatant attacks on the Transgender Community doesn't make sense (on top of being morally wrong), because they're attacking the minority group of a minority group.
Teaching the followers that hate is acceptable...
Which makes them really vulnerable to attack.
They use identity politics to distract from the fact that they have no policies. As in, no economic policies to make your rent lower, pay higher, or life better.
Democrats aren't perfect, but at least they have policy ideas.
Policy Ideas 2024!
ha ha .. more fake facts, eh ???
@@chewiebacka4377 ...which makes them ideal scape goats. It's like this guy can't put himself into the mind of a monster. If you can't understand your enemy you cannot predict them.
Stephen, you've been president since the Colbert Report 👌, you're awesome bro 👏
President Stephen Colbert. Has a ring to it 👍
I thank the universe for those who dare speak the truth through humor~ MALA..Make America Laugh Again!
Easter was on 4/1 a few years ago and there was a great comic with the disciples weeping outside the tomb saying "I can't believe Jesus is dead" followed by Jesus kicking the stone away from the opening and walking out in sunglasses saying "April Fools!"
😅😅😅
I hadnt heard that one...PERFECT!
@charlenezevelykirby481 you can read the article from 2016, Eric Zorn, Chicago Tribune "Trump offers some Revealingly Bad Answers about the Good book".
@@LindaC616Thanks! Rather entertaining reading.
😂😂😂
Congrats, Steven!!!! Fighting the good fight.
This was the funniest monologue I’ve seen of his in awhile.
Love how every time you mention Ron Desantis my captions on the tv says Ronda Santis …lol😂😂😂
4/20 Easter is the best 😎
That’s Hitler’s birthday. Republicans will be fine with that.
If we thought that Transgender Day was a problem, April 20 will really shake them up. Glad Stephen pointed that out.
Next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday...
@@martin2289 yes it does, crazy its the day for hippies as well. kind of Ironic. But seems a lot of people won't be left out of celebrating that day, people will be having options I suppose. So we something or another.
@@martin2289 And Republicans will have no problem with that.
Easter is NOT of Christian origin; it is a FAR older pagan festivity that celebrates Eostre the Goddess of spring and fertility, whose symbols are rabbits & eggs as they represent fertility. The Catholic church hijacked this festivity, that started around 640 years BEFORE the birth of Christ, as a way to push Christianity on the "heathens". Have you never wondered where the name came from? Or why its symbols are rabbits and eggs that have nothing to do with crucifixion nor Resurrection, but everything to do with fertility?
umm .. not related .. but the "catholic" cult is responsible for more deaths in the name of their fake religion than both world wars...
Lol I was wondering about that. Thanks for sharing!
The history of Christians is anything but Christian.
all of that is a fable
@@darnell2000So was Christianity. Didn't stop you from believing it though.
I live for these monologues. The best of any talk show host in my lifetime!
The ties joke tied up that number nicely 😂
Clicking "like" for Obama's reply. Solid gold.
P.S. ...watched to the end. Loved the tie bit. The pacing. I felt that one!
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Please do NOT imagine that your "humour" is more than just a tiny, little bit better than that of Trump-america. Thank god China 'll take over, sometime in this century. Some europeans (not only me) are SO tired of your issues.
Very witty... the take the door it's a Boeing...came out of nowhere... Excellent. Thanks
President Stephen Colbert? Do Eet! I'd vote for you. The nation needs a champion, a legend. It calls to you Stephen Colbert.
I'm so glad you did that fundraiser I love your show thank you
It's insane with the differences in those Easter messages, that Evangelicals support Trump over Biden.
Patriarchal Death Cultists are full of hate.
The Evangelicals are only showing their true colors as Christian Nationalists
It is the one thing that will always puzzle me! Jesus is all about love even going so far to tell us to love and pray for our enemies. All I hear from trump is hate, vengeance, and more hate and still the evangelicals seemingly worship trump!
I was suspicious of evangelicals for many years.
Their support for Trump clinched confirmed their deep hypocrisy 🙄
Truly Bible Prophecy is being fulfilled 😮😊❤come quickly Lord Jesus 😊❤love everyone 😊❤
Was great seeing Steven Colbert on stage with three great presidents!
Three war criminals and one also being a pedophile 😉
I'm in the uk.
Is it available online please?
3 war criminals
Thank you Stephen Colbert, for some good oldfashioned fun.
👏🤣👏🤣👏
Steven colbert killed it with his jokes,❤😂
(4:48) Wow, I learned something today.
"The first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the Vernal Equinox."
And thank you for using the correct term "vernal" equinox.
@@jimslancio Yeah, exactly! "Vernal" instead of "Chevy."
15 liters of wine now now legal for purchase in Florida? Get ready for some awesome "Florida Man" stories. 😄
I was listening to a Florida prosecutor on Meidas Touch channel and he had a "Florida man" story and he stopped and said "why are they always out fo Florida" or something to that effect. It was like "Why are they all from here and doing these stupid things??" moment.
Florida: America’s trailer park
ok but is there restrictions on how much wine you can buy in Florida? Not in Cali, we have our own vineyards, we won't be running out of wine, even without restrictions.
I find it fascinating that some areas (Countys??) are "dry" or very restrictive when it comes to the selling and buying alcohol in the USA.
Here in my home State in Oz there are very few restrictions. For example, a 'bricks and mortar' retailer is allowed to sell 24 hours a day, every day if they wish to stay open for those times.
Also, we are not restricted in the amount or type of alcohol that we want to buy in any one purchase. We can easily order on-line, again any time and any amount (and often with free delivery/shipping).
Cheers all
And yes, like most people, Aussies can be very obnoxious when drunk!!
Florida man dead from alcohol poisoning. Quoted as saying, “bet y’all I can drink all this.”
During COVID I felt like crying and then something wonderful happened I watched Colbert and my spirits lifted
Happy Easter to Stephen Colbert and Louis Cato! Thank you for making us laugh during these troubling times.
I am so sad that our country is facing these issues. I hope and wait for the day when djt just goes away. We are all exhausted.
Other people are exhausted about your sense of "humour". Please don't imagine that it is much better than the "humour" from the Trump-side. Sad americans.
Everyone knows the world's problems would be solved with Jon Stewart as President and Stephen Colbert as VP
Or versa visa……
And also have Barack Obama as Secretary of State, Bernie Sanders as Secretary of Treasury, Marc Elias as Attorney General, Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Secretary of Homeland Security, and Chuck Norris as the Department of Defense.
No, for that last one, I did not forget to say "Secretary of..."
I actually wrote them in one time.
@@MHLegacy No, you meant to say Chuck Norris' BEARD!
I used to think that.
Very good, Sir.
I love hearing people laughing at Trump.
So you're the blame the country is dying
@@janiewilliams48 ??????
THE TIE THING WAS EXCELLENT
President Colbert.
Has a nice ring to it, quite frankly.
_President Colbert..._
Very P.C., if you know what I mean.
It does!!
He’s got my vote.
I mean if Zelensky can do it...
Yeah… President Colbert🎉🎉🎉
"Why weren't any of them wearing ties?" Hahaha! Exactly what I was thinking.
Fundraiser casual.
Yeah president Stephen!!😂👏👏🇨🇦
0:54 'I was. I was wearing a tie. I believe that means I'm president now.' oh, what an uplifting thought! the US would be a much better and brighter place for sure. the audience is not alone in wishing you were actually the president. 😘👏🤟
Grow a brain
I'd be a bit concerned, though. I mean, most presidents only have one monologue a year.
He'd have the G8 and the State of the Union in stitches.... in fact everyday would be a laugh riot...but dignified.
Nothing would change under a Colbert presidency. The rich would still get richer, the poor screwed.
Just another centrist
Those three are retired. You don't have to wear a tie after retirement.
Kimmel has "Easter Dummy" in his thumbnail too. Great minds ...
I think their writers have a WhatsApp group lol
It always seems like they all have the same writers.
@@MisssKayythe big 3 definitely have the same writers
Great minds? When it's THAT obvious?!? Just asking...
I'm so happy that Stephen took my comedy class back in the day. Look at how successful he is!😂😂😂
I’d vote for Stephen Colbert as US President 2028!
We love your show stephen colbert
Don't forget DT was sued for walking in on Teen Miss USA contestants while changing.....
The tie bit was great! ✨🤭😂
4/20 being Easter is a perfect match, smoke then eat all the candy!
OMG the 3 ties 🧬🧬🧬 joke at the End Was Just Perfect. YES! YES! YES!
What you (and not only you, in america, I'm afraid) call 'perfect' simply bores us almost to death. Just accept China taking over, sad americans (not only the 'red ones'), I might add as an european.
Colbert Stewart 2024!
Stewart Colbert 2024!
not until Stewart gets over his bad case of stupid and figures out that woman isn't a feeling in an entitled male's mind.
woman: adult human female anyone who argues that point? is incompetent.
2028* Biden is about to steamroll trump so let's just sit back for now.
BUT THEN
COLBERT/ STEWART 2028!
We’ve had enough celebrity idolization and failure.
@@Godfree1212 Good luck electing someone who isn't well known and well liked, i.e.. a celebrity. Political ability is a distance 3rd or 4th for most people, and people are the ones voting. Look what happened to Bernie.
Stephen Colbert for president 👏
Lock him up for electioneering
Great show Stephen Colbert. You look cool with the 3 Presidents on stage. 😎😎😎😎