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  • There are some new names on Forbes’s list of the world’s billionaires, the former president spewed racist lies about migrants at a rally in Michigan, and a wide variety of brands are cashing in on the excitement around next week’s total solar eclipse.
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  • @lindalosier5989
    @lindalosier5989 Před měsícem +139

    I've lived in the same house for over 50 years and no one ever hid in my bushes or climbed through a window except my teenage son when he was sneaking back in after sneaking out.

    • @sangeet9100
      @sangeet9100 Před měsícem +10

      he was talking about those classified docs he stole from WH

    • @sherrihutton9335
      @sherrihutton9335 Před měsícem

      The undocumented folks I know are all working harder than any American I know. Sweet people. Family oriented. We need them.

    • @noxianmind706
      @noxianmind706 Před měsícem

      Maybe type in ‘immigrant’ on the news tab on Google, you will find what Trump is talking about

    • @dennislewis9291
      @dennislewis9291 Před měsícem

      Trump was just thinking about his younger days when he was probably a peeper before he moved to bigger crimes.

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 Před měsícem +1

      🤡 : Migrants… they're out there, somewhere 😱

  • @Shodan8285
    @Shodan8285 Před měsícem +100

    "...hiding in bushes...".
    Sigh. Im so tired. But not my body. Im tired IN MY SOUL. And this is why.

    • @kittyonmydesk5532
      @kittyonmydesk5532 Před měsícem +2

      At least he correctly described my Caucasian, Repooplican, wealthy, racist, pro-war, anti-immigration, anti-abortion, climate-denying, election-denying, dad. 😒

  • @arloahart
    @arloahart Před měsícem +35

    He also lied about talking with members of the family of Ruby Garcia, the murdered woman. Neither he nor anyone on his team reached out to any member of her family, either before or after the speech.

  • @christinabaca5470
    @christinabaca5470 Před měsícem +87

    I am a Mexican American my grandparents were immigrants I got so upset when he calls us animals. But KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA is coming

    • @zyxwut321
      @zyxwut321 Před měsícem +10

      Because they don't think Trump is talking about THEM.

    • @bimmebeau
      @bimmebeau Před měsícem

      @user-zg9st8ox3m Machismo?

    • @el_chavez
      @el_chavez Před měsícem

      @user-zg9st8ox3mbecause like most other races, there’s self hating racists amongst us…plus brainwashing has paid well for the rich everywhere, they divide the poors by blaming the more poor for their woes. Also in Mexico classism is a big problem and again as all class warfare goes they pit us against each other with the use of religion and racism.

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 Před měsícem

      ​@user-zg9st8ox3m there are fools everywhere you look. still, it's a tiny minority who support him (especially in public LOL)

    • @princemalcolm7195
      @princemalcolm7195 Před měsícem

      Trump is calling criminals and gang members animals.....
      All this reminds me of when he said the same thing about MS13 and people didn't bother doing any research
      If your opinion of trump is really being formed by poorly edited and clips clearly not in context idk what to tell u
      You can not like trump for many valid reasons but him saying criminals are bad people should not be debatable

  • @martin2289
    @martin2289 Před měsícem +112

    A billion dollars is an obscene amount of money for anyone to have.

    • @captainjefferies9047
      @captainjefferies9047 Před měsícem

      Wrong.

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC Před měsícem +4

      Meh, it's like the millionaires of the 90s. People with REAL money are not remotely interested in them. But these wealth tourists ARE spending their money to try and undermine you voting, so do vote. They are just choosing whoever won't make them pay their fair share back into the country, that's all. Anything else they push, like religion or conservatism or tradition, is ALL about that. They just want to protect their money while also taking yours in the form of wages, benefits, social services, schools, hospitals, libraries. You peasants don't need any of that!😂

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn Před měsícem

      ​@captainjefferies9047 You are wrong. No one should possess 1000 million dollars. Have you lost your f##king mind?

    • @manueldaniel2654
      @manueldaniel2654 Před měsícem

      Except Taylor Swift. "They" tried to ruin her. But she came out winning. She is paid because she is a great entertainer. Traitor Trump is a billionaire who begs for money 😂

    • @smoothrocky1847
      @smoothrocky1847 Před měsícem +1

      And yet many of them are asset rich but cash poor, apparently!

  • @eyeonyouproductions9745
    @eyeonyouproductions9745 Před měsícem +189

    I live in Michigan we have millions of immigrants and we love them.

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp Před měsícem

      Immigrants are not the problem , it’s “illegal” immigrants that’s the issue.

    • @MaekarManastorm
      @MaekarManastorm Před měsícem +4

      Weirdo.
      But then again.. no one likes Michigan

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před měsícem +12

      Over 110 languages are spoken in Houston, tx. I love H-town.

    • @SigEpBlue
      @SigEpBlue Před měsícem +3

      @@MaekarManastorm Have you seen Ohio?

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 Před měsícem +2

      funny you should say that...I live on the w coast of Canada and have a friend who married someone from Michigan. Now she's become a black and jew hater, get the weirdest letters from her @@MaekarManastorm

  • @KaathleenLujan
    @KaathleenLujan Před měsícem +40

    Comedy reveals truths that while laughing awakens the true idiocy of DT. Thank you Mr . Colbert!

  • @kddicks5115
    @kddicks5115 Před měsícem +36

    I’ve lived in Alaska my entire life and have NEVER seen an eclipse…of any kind, ever!! I moved to Texas last year and we are in the path of totality! I’m 53. Sort of a bucket list item…CHECK!! 😁😁😁😁

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 Před měsícem +1

      Of it's not overcast here Monday I will experience my second. The first was less than a decade ago.

    • @bimmebeau
      @bimmebeau Před měsícem +2

      Moving to Texas is a high price to pay for seeing an eclipse. I hope, for your sake, that the matter of abortion never comes up in your life and you don't mind your Attorney General being a crook,

    • @katharinenoble1682
      @katharinenoble1682 Před měsícem

      Good luck with that eclipse.... wishing you all good weather. (I have relatives in Texas, so excited for eclipse and dreading overcast skies.)

  • @aandrus2169
    @aandrus2169 Před měsícem +136

    Trump was in Grand Rapids, MI for a rally?!? Wow. I live in a red congressional district right next to GR and I had no idea he was here. I'm glad to see the folks who used to have Trump/Pence signs in my neighborhood weren't even talking about him being here for a rally this time. Ha! That makes me pleased. 😊

    • @gogreen7794
      @gogreen7794 Před měsícem +28

      The voters in the Congressional District which includes GR decided that the MAGA Republican running for the House was too crazy for them. Instead, they voted for a Democrat to go to Congress from the GR area for the first time since Watergate.

    • @dgrant7291
      @dgrant7291 Před měsícem +18

      @@gogreen7794 Now that is more like it! I grew up in Wyoming and graduated CC and GVSU.Hearing about that Wyoming mayor just floored me. my cousin has a law office right next to city hall for decades.Sending that dem from GR shows the recovery of a moral compass

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před měsícem

      @@gogreen7794comforting thoughts!

    • @missdollydawg2615
      @missdollydawg2615 Před měsícem

      Come with us. I don't believe you will be in anyway disappointed
      ...

    • @kcbowman4042
      @kcbowman4042 Před měsícem +3

      Great news, thanks for that!

  • @Riley0509
    @Riley0509 Před měsícem +277

    Those cops should be ashamed!

    • @MJMcKenzie322
      @MJMcKenzie322 Před měsícem +2

      For what? Standing by to protect a former/future US president?

    • @quesadilla79
      @quesadilla79 Před měsícem +10

      Qualified shame immunity

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Před měsícem +7

      If they are real ones

    • @charlesmartin1121
      @charlesmartin1121 Před měsícem

      Cops supporting a criminal candidate who promises them unfettered powers? Shows you what many cops are really all about...authority and control.

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Před měsícem

      @@MJMcKenzie322 Your favorite rapist fraud is going to prison.

  • @CraftAmundous
    @CraftAmundous Před měsícem +21

    I love watching the people in the background during dumpsters' podium rants. 😂 They all know he is talking out his ass! Bwaaahahahaa!

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone Před měsícem +496

    Billionaires shouldn't be a thing at all.

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 Před měsícem +30

      I think it's fine if they pay their taxes...

    • @caligo7918
      @caligo7918 Před měsícem +5

      that depends. Current-Dollar Billionaires? yes, that shouldn't happen. But if inflation is so high that everybody is a billionair and nobody buy a loaf of bread with it? Well, then i don't mind anymore, because we all have very different problems...

    • @athgowla687
      @athgowla687 Před měsícem +4

      Would be ok if the people lowest on the bar then at least were millionaires.

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc Před měsícem +6

      What a stupid premise. What's the magic cutoff point? 500 mil? 100 mil? One mil? Pick a number, then try to justify it. It's not about how much you have; it's about how you got it and how you use it. I'm sure most of us have come across someone who stole twenty bucks from another person's wallet just to go score some crack.

    • @athgowla687
      @athgowla687 Před měsícem +34

      @@davidanderson_surrey_bcTry and educate yourself a little. Inheritance is one of the primary reasons to get rich. Money stays in families over centuries. So does poverty if you don't get a break. Rich people work hard? You think all people running short of money are lazy? Some have 3 jobs to make ends meet, let alone they will ever become rich. Because a second reason people become rich is luck. A lot of people work hard or have bright ideas. But a lot of times luck makes the difference between becoming rich of your idea and failing. I don't like guys stealing twenty bucks to score crack, but I also don't like rich people avoiding taxes and/or committing fraud to become even richer. To the ones that made it by themselves: I say, good for you. Also admit you had some portion of luck getting there and share with people who were not that lucky.

  • @AustenObsessed
    @AustenObsessed Před měsícem +226

    Lies, lies, and more lies . . . And his followers just don’t care . . . . . This is just not normal.

    • @MJMcKenzie322
      @MJMcKenzie322 Před měsícem +1

      You’re the one being lied to. See, Colbert’s telling you Trump called migrants animals? Only those who committed rape and murder and other such crimes. You need to learn to think for yourself on these things. This right here is evidence of the left spreading a hoax. Why do you trust that?

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před měsícem +2

      When did Stephen lie?

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Před měsícem +1

      Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MJMcKenzie322
      @MJMcKenzie322 Před měsícem +1

      @@HOTD108_ he said Trump called migrants animals. But if you listened to Trump’s speech you’d know he was talking about those migrants who’ve committed rape and murder and such. He’s propagating a hoax

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@HOTD108_Trump called murderers animals, not every migrant. That's when.

  • @user-wn5cn4ue2j
    @user-wn5cn4ue2j Před měsícem +12

    5:09 the reaction of that girl and boy behind his right shoulder.😂😂 when he lies about winning.
    Aren’t these “paid supporters” of his supposed to be “good actors” when they sit behind him?!
    😂😂😂😂👁️👁️👀

  • @thisismetoday
    @thisismetoday Před měsícem +434

    _No one_ needs a thousand million dollars!
    …whilst 90% of the world lives in poverty. The Forbes list makes me angry if anything!

    • @MajorWolf72
      @MajorWolf72 Před měsícem +13

      No one NEEDS even a million dollars. But it’s sure nice to live comfortably. Then again a lot of billionaires have started to donate a large share of their wealth. Not nearly enough of them, but it’s a start.

    • @elizabethpalumbo6516
      @elizabethpalumbo6516 Před měsícem +26

      It is disgusting! The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and the middle class is shrinking. My pay is definitely not keeping up and I am now poor. Everyone is raising prices, but not giving their employees better pay (unless you are service jobs where they are having a hard time filling positions, but is still too low).

    • @MajorWolf72
      @MajorWolf72 Před měsícem

      @@elizabethpalumbo6516 It’s a global phenomenon. Elected officials aren’t doing their job for the people who elect them, rather they even benefit from either sitting idly and letting this happen or secretly profit from not regulating corporations and businesses. It’s the absolute same here in Germany, and all over Europe as far as I can see. This leads to more votes for extreme parties and extreme political views - Trump/GOP in the case of the USA. So one could argue that by not regulating the market, the Dems are digging their own grave. The U.S. economy is strong - but average Joe doesn’t feel it because he’s getting robbed at the cash register.

    • @Dennis-gr8ex
      @Dennis-gr8ex Před měsícem

      Youd have to be some kind of psychopath to want to be a billoinaire.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Před měsícem

      Their foundations are a new tax dodge ​@@MajorWolf72

  • @mrpresidentbarry
    @mrpresidentbarry Před měsícem +207

    As a Canuck, friends…I prefer a POTUS who does NOT want/promise to be a DICTATOR (even for ‘only’ 1 day)!😝🤦‍♂️😩😂😭🤮😡😡😡

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Před měsícem

      Imagine a dictator Biden decree on his one day of dictatorship that Trump cannot run for office. Don't like that? Then don't vote for Trump.

    • @ARealMensch00
      @ARealMensch00 Před měsícem +3

      yeah no dictator! I wish aaron bushnell could have been president

    • @charlesmartin1121
      @charlesmartin1121 Před měsícem +5

      If the worst happens, I will be paying a visit to the Great White North come 2025.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Před měsícem +2

      Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před měsícem +10

      @tuyenle8107
      No, it just seems like forever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dena6254
    @dena6254 Před měsícem +200

    I can’t imagine going to a rally for a presidential candidate & hearing the nonsense he spews! Lock him up! Voting blue in Oregon!
    ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️

    • @cherylcampbell9369
      @cherylcampbell9369 Před měsícem +8

      From Oregon, too. I cannot stand either candidate, but will vote for Biden, detesting our choices...or lack of any decent choice at all.

    • @familyoffour247
      @familyoffour247 Před měsícem +8

      ​@@cherylcampbell9369I agree with you. I am not a fan of Biden but lesser evil for president is critical.

    • @anneteefah4857
      @anneteefah4857 Před měsícem

      He speaks like a mentally-challenged 3 yr old.. thats why his sheep think hes a "genius" 😂

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra Před měsícem

      The sad part is, that nonsense is the reason why he is so popular. The MAGA cult doesn't want to fix the country, they want an alternate reality where *they* are the victims.

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 Před měsícem +3

      @@cherylcampbell9369 Hello fellow Oregonian. 😊 Have you been enjoying our gorgeous weather? I’m in The Dalles. We will have some exciting new candidates in 2028. Thank you for voting blue this time!
      💙🇺🇸💙

  • @XanderMax
    @XanderMax Před měsícem +9

    They're coming in through the windows, leaving documents in your bathroom...

  • @splato2036
    @splato2036 Před měsícem +164

    I just cannot believe Americans would put this man in the White House again! What is wrong with the American people?

    • @roxdazey
      @roxdazey Před měsícem +28

      We ask that every day!

    • @lanes58
      @lanes58 Před měsícem

      First of all, Trump didn’t say this. Go back and listen to what he said focus. Our country has spiraled into the toilet since Biden took over. wake up.

    • @ravenwolf7128
      @ravenwolf7128 Před měsícem

      mass delusional mind candy where the truth is whatever trump says.

    • @belltoll1918
      @belltoll1918 Před měsícem

      Part of it is ... "Dumbing-down of America, varies according to subject matter, and usually involves the diminishment of critical thought by undermining standard language and learning standards, thus trivializing academic standards, culture, and meaningful information, as in the case of popular culture." And then there are the educated Americans that see their own profit in following the corrupt people, such as Drumpf. So, Stupidity and GREED!

    • @Spikelangelo
      @Spikelangelo Před měsícem +27

      >What is wrong with the American people?
      How much time do you have?

  • @HowardDaniels-uw8tj
    @HowardDaniels-uw8tj Před měsícem +118

    His blatant racism gives me the chills

    • @polarbearsrus6980
      @polarbearsrus6980 Před měsícem

      Exactly, the entire GOP is a racist cult... Colin Powell said it years ago.

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 Před měsícem

      His fascism is even worse. He wants to build "camps", too - do you really think he's gonna stop at immigrants and POC? He'll exterminate anyone who will not bow to him no matter what color they are.

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Před měsícem

      Me too!!

    • @user-rp1st3nk8y
      @user-rp1st3nk8y Před měsícem +1

      When you have a muse like Stephen Miller whispering in your ear that's bound to happen.

  • @joesmith-wr8vw
    @joesmith-wr8vw Před měsícem +86

    FFS. Who is still saying, "Oh yeah, he sounds perfectly sane." We ARE IN the idiocracy matrix

    • @johnramirez5032
      @johnramirez5032 Před měsícem

      2006 movie Idiocracy is depicting current mentality in maggots.

  • @ericibola3743
    @ericibola3743 Před měsícem +44

    When Trump was born, his father handed out cigars saying, “It’s a Liar!”

  • @AlexOnBass
    @AlexOnBass Před měsícem +35

    There was a missed opportunity for “climbing thru your windows, snatching your people up, hide your kids hide your wife” to be used there lol

    • @anitajohnson819
      @anitajohnson819 Před měsícem

      That was great

    • @s.o.3753
      @s.o.3753 Před měsícem +1

      I thought the same thing! I actually heard that line in the song voice in my head

    • @angiethepanda9184
      @angiethepanda9184 Před měsícem +1

      Lmao I was just about to say 😅😂 I was wondering who else remembered that 🤣

  • @johnhammond9962
    @johnhammond9962 Před měsícem +41

    "Tremendous Dumps!!..........Like we've never even seen before!"

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před měsícem

      Resident Dump.

    • @jamesmorett6184
      @jamesmorett6184 Před měsícem +2

      It was a very bigly dump NO other president could dump as Bigly as Trump

  • @twijayamail
    @twijayamail Před měsícem +68

    Isnt Melania also a migrant from Slovenia? Did trump just called Melania an "animal"?

    • @Joelswinger34
      @Joelswinger34 Před měsícem +12

      Good point! Ivana too!

    • @rolandreyna215
      @rolandreyna215 Před měsícem +2

      No. Just Mexicans count.

    • @themachine8009
      @themachine8009 Před měsícem +4

      She’s an escort from slovenia

    • @princemalcolm7195
      @princemalcolm7195 Před měsícem

      Trump was referring to gang members and people who delete others....
      But of course someone saying criminals are bad isn't quite as good a headline as
      PSYCHO HATES ALL ILLEGALS

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 Před měsícem

      Yep his kids except for Tiffany are all from “animals” no wonder Ivapid needed Plastic surgery!

  • @lynnebucher6537
    @lynnebucher6537 Před měsícem +8

    I just looked down at my bush, and couldn't find anyone hiding there 😂

  • @peterfreiling6963
    @peterfreiling6963 Před měsícem +31

    32 billionaires died. This is a great reminder that our time on earth is limited even if our money is not. Do some good things while you are still alive.

    • @bishop51807
      @bishop51807 Před měsícem +5

      Yeah and studies show that money will be gone in two Generations or less. There's no point to excessive wealth.

    • @anitajohnson819
      @anitajohnson819 Před měsícem +2

      Amen

  • @jimmyguitar2933
    @jimmyguitar2933 Před měsícem +679

    Those fucking cops standing behind Donald. 🤬

  • @markanthonycastillo8262
    @markanthonycastillo8262 Před měsícem +50

    Trump’s a billionaire, really? Why couldn’t he pay for his appeals bond? He had to beg for a reduction of the amount of the bond, then get a loan from a loan shark. Billionaire my ass.

    • @bimmebeau
      @bimmebeau Před měsícem

      czcams.com/video/E7HE2an1Vcc/video.html

    • @gryjffrs
      @gryjffrs Před měsícem +2

      I think it's on paper. But then, we know he lies on his financial statements so...

    • @timnasthay4276
      @timnasthay4276 Před měsícem

      I don't think you understand that people don't just carry around 500 million dollars
      If u check Jeff bezos bank account he doesn't have the money physically there
      It would be tied up in stocks, properties, and business ventures
      No rich person just has that money laying around, that's why they said they'd seize his assests instead because that's where his money is

    • @lina9535
      @lina9535 Před měsícem +1

      It's probably assets or something.
      Then again, assets can be sold, it's why the IRS or whatever takes your stuff if you don't have the money.
      He could have sold stuff he owned, but nooooo, Donny wants what he has and can't sell it 🙄

    • @sl-te2xh
      @sl-te2xh Před měsícem

      Because big LJ is in charge breaking the law

  • @KalleNoble
    @KalleNoble Před měsícem +12

    So Trump's strategy is basically to tell Michigan that they didn't vote enough against him and they'll need to overwhelmingly vote this year so he can't lie about it?

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Před měsícem +129

    I love you Stephen Colbert you're keeping America sane thank you 🥰

  • @johnhouse3898
    @johnhouse3898 Před měsícem +22

    Can we mention how amazing Louis Cato is? Love this band. All brilliant.

  • @taracurry5816
    @taracurry5816 Před měsícem +9

    4:22 "snatching your people up, hide your kids, hide your wife, I have no idea where Melania is."

  • @Max-zg2ci
    @Max-zg2ci Před měsícem +11

    Taylor might be the only billionaire under 35 that didn’t inherit her money.

  • @melodysopinionfrannie4300
    @melodysopinionfrannie4300 Před měsícem +120

    Love…love..love..all the white guys standing behind the great orange Cheeto ……that’s the Republican Party in a nutshell!🤩

  • @zedmelon
    @zedmelon Před měsícem +192

    Musicians learn Trump is playing their stuff at rallies and sends him cease and desist orders.
    Trump has run out of music from the US, so now he's hoping the Latin artists won't suspect he's co-opting their stuff as well.

    • @BM-uk3sh
      @BM-uk3sh Před měsícem +12

      Yeah, he used Italian Bocelli singing a Spanish song.

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain Před měsícem

      Fake News! Trump plays Proud To Be An American as his entrance song at every rally because literally everything about his campaign is just the worst parts of the Bush Administration.

    • @Mike-li5yq
      @Mike-li5yq Před měsícem +12

      Don't be surprised if he plays the Volga Boatsmen's Song.

    • @DuranmanX
      @DuranmanX Před měsícem +1

      What's the name of the song?

    • @jamesmorett6184
      @jamesmorett6184 Před měsícem

      Listen to Ray Steven's " Mr Businessman " Ray is a legend This song is strong and fits Dump perfectly
      Ray is conservative but I would welcome him back to humanity Conservatives are greedy , selfish , vapid sociopaths and I am being kind in that description
      Oh I left out hypocrites and liars Silly me 😮

  • @mariaking7221
    @mariaking7221 Před měsícem +6

    Seriously this just writes itself! Easiest money for you Mr Colbert! 😂😂😂😂

  • @exDivinityFPS
    @exDivinityFPS Před měsícem +55

    Taylor Swift being a billionaire has to upset Trump and Fox.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. Před měsícem

      I think if you're literally anyone, cheering for a fucking billionaire is stupid as shit?

  • @JuliaCamgirl
    @JuliaCamgirl Před měsícem +447

    100% tax for executives and companies whose full time employees qualify for government assistance. We should not be subsidizing companies profits by paying their employees.

    • @maxxmondavi4176
      @maxxmondavi4176 Před měsícem +2

      where are you from ?

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 Před měsícem +37

      ​​@@maxxmondavi4176 Doesn't matter where the person is from--that's a true statement. I used to work with the Food Stamp program in PA, and my husband was an income maintainance specialist for the Department of Welfare.

    • @hitchensghost
      @hitchensghost Před měsícem

      @@bwenluck9812 Could you ask your husband to estimate what percentage of food stamp recipients had at least 25 hours per week on average at Walmart, and other mega chains? You could make a youtube video about that. If you do please send me a link.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Před měsícem +13

      ​@maxxmondavi4176 the sane world

    • @flackstar007
      @flackstar007 Před měsícem +17

      100% agree, even in Australia many of the jobs (especially entry level jobs) are selectively given by companies based on how much money they can get from the government to subsidise the cost of employment and then after this it's still basically award wage (the minimum they can legally pay the employee).
      And to add insult to injury, these employees are then let go for any number of reasons the moment they pass the mark where the government stops paying subsidies on their continuing employment and then would only fill the role with another new person with a government backed dole to work program.
      Basically it's free employment and little tax paid back into the system, it's no wonder governments are slowly drowning in debt to maintain their economies (and the real impact of Ai on jobs has not yet been felt either).

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před měsícem +332

    "Three years ago, we were a great nation." - Donald Jessica Trump, Wisconsin rally, 2024
    Thank you, Donnie T, for admitting that Biden picked up the trainwreck of an economy you left behind and made America great again.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Před měsícem +2

      Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brucepettengill6183
      @brucepettengill6183 Před měsícem

      And his mentally slow and uneducated followers don’t understand…..that was the first year Biden was president 3 years ago.

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 Před měsícem

      ​@@tuyenle8107-- "tRump 4ever in Prison -- 2024 years."
      There buddy, all fixed. 😁👍🙏🇺🇸.

    • @steven.h0629
      @steven.h0629 Před měsícem +23

      @@tuyenle8107 Agree.. 4ever Guantanamo Cuba

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před měsícem +12

      @tuyenle8107
      No, it just seems like forever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @biginfo7386
    @biginfo7386 Před měsícem +272

    In ten or so years, people will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před měsícem +36

      Like Germans denying they supported Mr Funny Mustache after WW2.

    • @theduder2617
      @theduder2617 Před měsícem +17

      But the objective evidence will remain, continuing to prove them wrong day in and day out.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před měsícem

      @@grmpEqweer After the war, an American journalist sarcastically congratulated Adolf, given how he'd apparently run a country where everybody claimed that they had always hated him.

    • @smoothrocky1847
      @smoothrocky1847 Před měsícem +8

      You’re assuming they’ll survive the next big health emergency…

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Před měsícem +6

      @@theduder2617 and unfortunately, we will have to dBrief and hear his name for another hundred years. UGG.

  • @ajdailey3698
    @ajdailey3698 Před měsícem +8

    Colbert will retain his crown as the best of late night.

  • @kaiateya
    @kaiateya Před měsícem +4

    As someone who lives not far from Niagara Falls, I gotta say, that bit about the fences is sooo real. D: I swear, every time I'm there, there's some family who crawled past the barriers to get a better photo.

  • @brooks8792
    @brooks8792 Před měsícem +249

    We all came from migrants, except Native Americans.

  • @TevrenEndrigan
    @TevrenEndrigan Před měsícem +79

    Repeating that phrase to his supporters is normalizing his extremist supporters to violence.
    That is bad
    and should not be allowed under the law.

    • @terryhunt2659
      @terryhunt2659 Před měsícem +8

      In the UK, it would in fact be a criminal act.

    • @johnramirez5032
      @johnramirez5032 Před měsícem

      Trump is a devil. Spreaading hate and anyother despicable angle he can . This behavior is an insult to humanity. Wake up trumpsters before its too late.

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 Před měsícem

      Hate speech should be illegal hate and that should be enforced. It is dangerous. Since trump took office in 2016, incidents of hate in the U.S. has risen exponentially. It's truly frightening that people who have grown up in a supposed democracy are willing to demonize others - whether for ethnicity, religion, gender or sexual orientation

  • @starshinedragonsong3045
    @starshinedragonsong3045 Před měsícem +52

    At least Taylor actually works hard for her money, pays and treats her people well and gives huge bonuses.

    • @nuudelz3711
      @nuudelz3711 Před měsícem

      Do you not see the problem saying this? No one should be a billionaire. They’re all pieces of shit and take advantage of thousands of people for their own gain.
      $5000 a ticket is not someone to praise. It’s safe to assume every billionaire in that list all “worked” for their money, and pay big bonuses to their executive buddies, just like I’m sure Taylor’s entourages takes in 7 figure for being her friend.

    • @sderoski1
      @sderoski1 Před měsícem

      Wow, you are a well trained serf to defend the greed of your owner, slave. All billionaires suck. All landlords suck. All corporations suck. Some suck more than others, but they still suck.

    • @StrawberryShortcake12335
      @StrawberryShortcake12335 Před měsícem +7

      She’s generating a lot of business for restaurants, hotels, etc. everywhere she tours. I think she’s a great role model for her young fans.

    • @Fir7shadow
      @Fir7shadow Před 26 dny +1

      That's the fascinating part. She's known to pay her people well and give large bonuses, and she STILL has more money than she could ever need or spend in her lifetime. Really goes to show, the rich could very well pay their employees quite well and still be richer than most of us could dream of, but they'll be damned if they'll do it willingly.

  • @hilpei3675
    @hilpei3675 Před měsícem +3

    His only platform is fear. And he blocked the bipartisan bill! Lock him up!

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před měsícem +136

    I hope Jack Smith also gives SCOTUS a stern lecture for helping Trump delay his trial.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před měsícem +697

    Reminder: Trump was the 1st President in decades not to have a pet in The White House, which is just another thing to not like about him.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Před měsícem +2

      How many decades? We talking Woodrow Wilson, or further?

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Před měsícem +7

      Not a valid reason to vote against him, but okay

    • @nigelgreen9369
      @nigelgreen9369 Před měsícem +54

      Remember the bald eagle incident

    • @ARealMensch00
      @ARealMensch00 Před měsícem +10

      why are comments asking for human rights deleted? just asking

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Před měsícem +7

      @@Conservadouche93 This is the part Zeducation didn't tell you about, Goober.

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc Před měsícem +27

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT...!!!!!

  • @GreyCrowe
    @GreyCrowe Před měsícem +3

    Just what the world needed right now. A god-rich class. Because the handful of them we have right now don't effect multiple assects of our daily lives at the whim of thier personal vanity projects and social grievances.... Oh😶wait.

  • @paulshaw5119
    @paulshaw5119 Před měsícem +528

    How can any of those "LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS" stand there & be a part of this CRIMINAL`S show.

    • @gilbertbees6941
      @gilbertbees6941 Před měsícem

      They are equally racist

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před měsícem +61

      Most likely they be crimin' too.

    • @Hummingbird50
      @Hummingbird50 Před měsícem

      It’s stomach churning to see the police stand there while he spews garbage about their governor. He also tried to steal the electoral votes from their state.

    • @nolankrueger9479
      @nolankrueger9479 Před měsícem +30

      I want to know how those people are. We have a right to know who those people are.

    • @bluegold21
      @bluegold21 Před měsícem

      US Police are predominantly right-wing leaning. If Trump became the dictator he wants to be Fl. Polka County police would be SS ( Gespatcho ) HQ.

  • @cyrussoxlegion
    @cyrussoxlegion Před měsícem +268

    At this point his racism isn't just disgusting. It's also bleakly and sadly blatantly obvious.

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 Před měsícem

      The news networks should cover all the gory details of Trump's demented cult rallies so everyone can see how absolute insane this guy clearly is.

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 Před měsícem +16

      Nauseating and infuriating.

    • @cherylcampbell9369
      @cherylcampbell9369 Před měsícem +19

      and obviously popular among his cult members 😢.

    • @sharonsmalls6846
      @sharonsmalls6846 Před měsícem +22

      Trump’s racism was blatant when he began his campaign, descending that escalator and making disparaging remarks.

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 Před měsícem +9

      what surprised me was, he appeared to be reading his racist comments off a sheet of paper. no wonder he sounds like a 2 year old learning how to read.

  • @Rebel9668
    @Rebel9668 Před měsícem +3

    Ugh! I'm in Southern Indiana in the direct path of the eclipse and they're talking about chaotic traffic that day so I've just decided I'll stay home that day and just watch the eclipse in my front yard. I have a pair of the glasses so I guess I'm all set. If it winds up being cloudy Monday though, I'm gonna laugh my ass off!!

    • @daveg-Vancouver_Island
      @daveg-Vancouver_Island Před měsícem

      Make sure they are the safe glasses, I’ve heard of ppl selling fake ones, I personally don’t know how tell the difference! Hahah just be safe.

  • @gailyou9005
    @gailyou9005 Před měsícem +2

    I had to laugh at they are hiding in the bushes

  • @nikaneekz.
    @nikaneekz. Před měsícem +28

    lmao at "bible salesman, defendant"

  • @bj0rnen
    @bj0rnen Před měsícem +20

    They climbin’ in yo windows
    They snatchin’ yo people up

    • @shannonfinn8111
      @shannonfinn8111 Před měsícem +3

      Thank you

    • @tonis5140
      @tonis5140 Před měsícem +3

      Hide yo kids
      Hide yo wives?

    • @markstevens1729
      @markstevens1729 Před měsícem +1

      I was waiting for that clip to play… a “classic.”

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před měsícem

      One of them married my aunt.
      ...Deserves a medal for being able to tolerate her motormouth.😂 Happy marriage.

    • @Carlins_Prophet
      @Carlins_Prophet Před měsícem

      One of us married your aunt?

  • @pascalgaudreau1381
    @pascalgaudreau1381 Před měsícem +3

    Why are those law enforcement officials even doing there? They're ok with this guy?

  • @caileach1
    @caileach1 Před měsícem +2

    In this world with so much suffering and the way the systemic system has failed so many- no one deserves to be a billionaire.

  • @St33ldancer
    @St33ldancer Před měsícem +27

    If you're gonna make a new holiday, why not make election day a holiday?
    but of course they'll never do that, that could mean people would actually be able to get out and vote

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 Před měsícem

      Ask your Republican leaders.

    • @jmae8957
      @jmae8957 Před měsícem

      I've been saying that since 2020

  • @terimiller6814
    @terimiller6814 Před měsícem +12

    😂 Mr. Colbert you made me laugh - thanks, I needed that.

  • @robgriffin4801
    @robgriffin4801 Před měsícem +2

    NH is going to raise like half their budget off of speeding tickets with this eclipse

  • @gutterspeak
    @gutterspeak Před měsícem +3

    *"NOBODY"* Deserves to be a billionaire. Nobody. People across the world are starving and going without healthcare.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před měsícem +97

    Trump said 'a lot of dumps happened.' Well he and his toilet would know best about that.

    • @shocktrauma85
      @shocktrauma85 Před měsícem +2

      I'm sure he was taking a 3 am dump when he did the Covfefe Tweet

  • @Sandrae7560
    @Sandrae7560 Před měsícem +1362

    ‘Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald tRump is gone, but your dishonor will remain’… Liz Cheney, June 9, 2022

    • @TherealCouchking
      @TherealCouchking Před měsícem +16

      Liz Cheney is just as bad I mean she’s related to dick Cheney she practically votes with trump on like 85% issues. Just doesn’t like the mean tweets.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před měsícem +1

      Great quote, terrible person. Liz Cheney is still a pro-gun nut and a firm pro-life, oops, anti-women supporter. Luckily for us she is not running for President. Otherwise Trump's victory is assured.

    • @henrikryden8682
      @henrikryden8682 Před měsícem +53

      @Therealcouchking You’ve ever read the Jan 6 report?

    • @TherealCouchking
      @TherealCouchking Před měsícem +3

      @@Chez8922-kf6cy bruh we literally had a civil war what are talking about trump ain’t worse then that lmao

    • @TherealCouchking
      @TherealCouchking Před měsícem

      @@henrikryden8682 shit was overrated as fuck ain’t nothing happened Sure some people got arrested but the supposed mastermind trump is still walking free and running for president so who cares about the god damn paperwork

  • @kittyonmydesk5532
    @kittyonmydesk5532 Před měsícem +2

    5:46 "They were dumps, huge dumps
    BIG MASSIVE DUMPS"
    💩💩💩💩💩

  • @rmtab6511
    @rmtab6511 Před měsícem +8

    Fckn right on. Never forget that in order to become a billionaire you need to have already been sitting on more wealth than you could ever need and actively decided not to use it to help others or make the world better. There's not one billionaire who isn't evil.

  • @ninalehman9054
    @ninalehman9054 Před měsícem +84

    I live 60 miles from the border. WTF is he talking about?

    • @matthew3136
      @matthew3136 Před měsícem +9

      Yuma was great this winter. Except for the racist snowbirds.

    • @ninalehman9054
      @ninalehman9054 Před měsícem +12

      @@matthew3136 Right? Hey, snowbirds, this used to be part of Mexico. Deal with it.
      Not to mention, they don’t mind eating the delicious food from Latin American countries. Now I want a pupusa or ten…

    • @melissalayton213
      @melissalayton213 Před měsícem +5

      Check your bushes apparently 😂

    • @tiffystrangebirdbrown6844
      @tiffystrangebirdbrown6844 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@melissalayton213yep rump wants to come search through our bushes like Israel is doing for Palestine.

    • @sangeet9100
      @sangeet9100 Před měsícem

      nothing, as usual

  • @rickhamilton2959
    @rickhamilton2959 Před měsícem +20

    I just got my taxes back. It made me a thousandaire again.

  • @corrieallen9818
    @corrieallen9818 Před měsícem +2

    Stephen was on fire🔥😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @ericthered1461
    @ericthered1461 Před měsícem +3

    If trump has 2.2 billion , why is he struggling to pay his court stuff? Hey, im just asking questions

  • @litwin707
    @litwin707 Před měsícem +25

    I miss the years you would not utter Dumpy’s name 😵‍💫

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle Před měsícem +11

    Some great energy in the audience tonight. You can see how much it energizes Stephen!

  • @user-tg9gt9oz2g
    @user-tg9gt9oz2g Před měsícem +2

    Why is it that Billionaires don't pay their FAIR SHARE of taxes?!?

  • @DanieltheTruebadour
    @DanieltheTruebadour Před měsícem +1

    "It's Moon o'clock somewhere." just became one of my favorite phrases.

  • @Gregoryismnz
    @Gregoryismnz Před měsícem +23

    who are those law enforcement officers behind him?
    The should be sacked

    • @jamesmorett6184
      @jamesmorett6184 Před měsícem +2

      They were the Texas cops from Uvalde high school
      Who were cowards

  • @pbunting5143
    @pbunting5143 Před měsícem +66

    Always some good laughs from Colbert and his wonderful writers - thank you all!

    • @MJMcKenzie322
      @MJMcKenzie322 Před měsícem +1

      Definitely laughing at this guy. Hoax spreader.

    • @christopherporter2459
      @christopherporter2459 Před měsícem

      ​@@MJMcKenzie322 what hoax? Lol Everything he talked about happened.

    • @MJMcKenzie322
      @MJMcKenzie322 Před měsícem

      @@christopherporter2459 then let me ask you a question: who did Trump call “animals?”

  • @LanaKaniuka-nl6ek
    @LanaKaniuka-nl6ek Před měsícem +4

    lol 😂 and he married twice immigrants are they animals too???

  • @TheREALJosephTurner
    @TheREALJosephTurner Před měsícem +1

    For those that remember phone books, have you ever thought about how Dick Wolf wold be listed? I'll see myself back to being 14 now...

  • @celinadavies
    @celinadavies Před měsícem +35

    🤗 Yes Stephen Colbert....you are my host....and I thank-you kind sir...🥰🇨🇦

    • @MJMcKenzie322
      @MJMcKenzie322 Před měsícem +1

      He deceived you, spread a hoax and you just took it. Trump didn’t call ALL migrants animals, just the ones who committed crimes. Watch the speech. It’s clear as day.

  • @derrickstorm6976
    @derrickstorm6976 Před měsícem +29

    Even still, no one deserves to be a billionaire

  • @feralaeroapparel
    @feralaeroapparel Před měsícem +1

    2:00 and atleast two of billionaires who have passed were on that submarine. Such a strange story lol

  • @pjaworek6793
    @pjaworek6793 Před měsícem +1

    "I got a very strong door'😂😂😂

  • @GTARC-2023
    @GTARC-2023 Před měsícem +20

    "They're hiding in bushes" 😂😂 👍

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 Před měsícem +1220

    Trumps needs to be in prison not on the campaign trail spreading his lies

    • @JordanJ01
      @JordanJ01 Před měsícem +13

      hehehe, cope harder. He'll win.

    • @ARealMensch00
      @ARealMensch00 Před měsícem +16

      why if i advocate for human rights in the comments are my comments deleted? is that a violation of rules

    • @ARealMensch00
      @ARealMensch00 Před měsícem +18

      Why are comments about palestine deleted? what terms does it violate?

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Před měsícem +16

      ​@@ARealMensch00You are complaining about Google on a Google owned property. Do you really expect an acceptable answer?

    • @MJMcKenzie322
      @MJMcKenzie322 Před měsícem

      Hey, Colbert’s the one spreading lies here. Trump didn’t call all migrants animals, just those who committed crimes like rape and murder. Don’t fall for it! Watch the speech and you WILL see!

  • @zacharyaustin415
    @zacharyaustin415 Před měsícem

    An the writers and Steve were on point! Hilarious segment, hope you and the fam are well Mr Colbert, Godspeed to you sir

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 Před měsícem

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

    • @robertgandler3177
      @robertgandler3177 Před měsícem

      As Joseph Goebbles wrote "Repeat the lie often enough and people will begin to believe it!

  • @OneKindWord
    @OneKindWord Před měsícem +24

    THANKYOU EVIE FOR LETTING STEPHEN to
    Keep doing the show!

  • @johnhouse3898
    @johnhouse3898 Před měsícem +29

    Once again, extremely good writing and delivery. Stephen has the best monologues of late night TV.

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Před měsícem +1

      Yes. You are 💯% correct.

  • @barbmadsen6708
    @barbmadsen6708 Před měsícem +1

    Look at the faces of the men behind him, As he😮 ramble on about immigrants. Breaking into your house and stealing your socks. Hhuh?

  • @caltig7
    @caltig7 Před měsícem

    Literally, every weeknight, thank you.

  • @dkeddi8
    @dkeddi8 Před měsícem +22

    How on earth can those law enforcement officers stand behind that man? UFB.

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Před měsícem

      Because cops support fascists. Every time.

  • @tinay9491
    @tinay9491 Před měsícem +58

    ok, time for Ms. Swift to support democracy, her fans and Joe Biden. 🔵

    • @jamesmorett6184
      @jamesmorett6184 Před měsícem +1

      Taylor Swift is a decent wonderful person and so is Jeff Bozo's ex wife
      Elon Musk critized her for being a philanthropist Musk was born in Michigan His family moved to Canada and then immigrated to South Africa Trump said Musk was born in Mongolia with Obama

  • @arthursansnom4289
    @arthursansnom4289 Před měsícem +3

    Can you identified the police officers with Donald? They should be held accountable as fascists.

  • @Libbyerality
    @Libbyerality Před měsícem +1

    Thank you Stephen!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @housemoney2143
    @housemoney2143 Před měsícem +21

    I’ve said this before but as someone watching this at sea it is really cool that you acknowledge us.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před měsícem

      ...😮 Where do they plug the internet cable in?

  • @SydneyWCP
    @SydneyWCP Před měsícem +30

    Stephen is just fantastic. Kept our sanity thru the last decade. 😂

  • @lionheartglass
    @lionheartglass Před měsícem +1

    He was laugh out loud funny today... Hahahaha

  • @snowgo7663
    @snowgo7663 Před měsícem +1

    "Its moon o'clock somewhere" - just texted my boss!

  • @mattgies
    @mattgies Před měsícem +17

    Had to fact check him when he said the moon is 237 miles up. Try 239,000 miles instead.

    • @etzool
      @etzool Před měsícem +4

      Had a brief existential crisis there. "Wait, I'm closer to the _moon_ than to Disney World?!"