Isnt it weird how all these adults claim gender wokeism is confusing to the children? As a father of 3 i can guarantee, the kids are NOT confused at all. They understand the terms, they understand all the various new pronouns, and they are happy to explain it over and over. Its the grown ups who are confused.
71 yo here. My 16yo granddaughter patiently explained the difference between gender and sex. Plus the difference between the various pronouns. It was all matter of fact to her. I was the one who struggled with the details. Summary; don't worry about the kids, they can handle this stuff.
Oh, Faux News anchors "might" be aware of that (they do say they all graduated from esteem Colleges and Universities.) They just need to point the finger at something that will light a flame of rage in their simple-minded viewers.
I am proud to say that I am one of the "protest" voters on Tuesday 5/7/2024 in Indiana. Voting for Haley even though she dropped out 2 months ago. I have voted Republican for over 35 years but will proudly be voting for Biden in November 2024. Go Biden/Harris!!! 💙💙💙
The outrage over Boy Scouts of America changing its name is absolutely hilarious to me as a Canadian because since the 1970 Scouts Canada has included girls alongside the boys in scouts. in 1976 Boy Scouts Canada changed his name to Scouts Canada. So the announcement by Boy Scouts of America is 50 years behind Canada. (before anyone asks, we don’t have Girl Scouts in Canada. We have Girl Guides.)
@@triarb5790 Maybe you should look up the sexual assault cases that trace back to the 60’s by the scouts of Canada and Australia. There’s even a documentary about it. You’re a little weird not understanding why children should be separated by sex when they go camping in the wilderness. And all of this happening at a time when people are actually pushing sexualizing little kids, and you don’t understand. Pfft. Found one.
I can remember The Brady Bunch tackling the gender wars with The Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts back in the early 70s. Peter became a Girl Scout to prove a point. I don’t recall anyone losing their marbles over it. How far we’ve sunken.
People are afraid of what they can’t control/don’t understand. If a boy wants to be a girl and vice versa, who is that hurting? The Repubs ego, that’s what.
I think it’s absolutely hilarious because in the 1970s Boy Scouts Canada started accepting girls into Scouts and by 1976 changed the name to Scouts Canada. That was 50 years ago ago! And around the same time as the Brady Bunch tackled it.
Hi peeps ❤ I live in Australia and met Chris Hemsworth in December 2006 in Byron Bay when he was on a Homegrown show called Home & Away. I can honestly say he has not changed a bit and was honestly as kind and friendly as he is now. He’s a Genuine Gentleman 🙂🙃
It is no surprise why him and all the other marvel cast got along, except for one... and yet she blamed Hemsworth for him being a misogynist, despite Chris being absolutely loved by he other other women in the marvel movies, who he sung the praises of constantly. Yet one person back handed implies he is some kind of misogynist, when anyone with any intelligence at all can tell Chris is anything but. He literally is as down to earth, humble, intelligent, funny, and considerate as you can be, its sad we live in a age when people with agendas have to attack others who won't just go along with their insanity. Put it this way, if you can't get along with Chris Helmsworth then almost guaranteed the problem is you, not Chris...
@@jimreily7538 hey mate! No Home and Away isn’t filmed in Byron Bay, Chris was there with his Family at the time for Christmas, they have been going to Byron their entire lives which is why he lives there now. Thanks for asking!
In early morning, I got a 4 incision surgery, then watching Melanias "Eric is not my f..n son" jewelry (in the recovery room ) sky rocketed my pain with a laughter I couldn't stop. Damned Jimmy Kimmel, I love the show. Worth mentioning Stephen Colbert John Oliver, Seth Meyers, Bill Maher, Chelsea Handler, and the rest of them. I miss George Carlin, It would be nice to have him with us.
Glad to see the surgeon left your sense of humor intact. But sorry your laughter was painful too. I’m just gonna say it … hit that morphine button. Aaaahhhhh, that’s it.
I don't care..do you?? Just hoping Barron doesn't pass on his genetic material...his momma is squirreling away as much loot as she can for him, hiding assets.
Hearing her kick‐in the doors at PetCo and say "Time to die, Cutie pie" and not know if it's a joke or if it's really in her book is frightening among these people!
Even fox news, and newsmax are not buying it that the 14 moths old puppy had done so much damage and was so violent, and also that she met with kim jong un!
RFK also in has Mercury Poisoning and there is NO CURE FOR THAT! It's from eating too much fish. Symptoms include tremors, insomnia, memory loss, neuromuscular effects, headaches and cognitive and motor dysfunction. Bonus all his family have disavowed him too. THAT says a lot!
You don't know HOW many votes Trump will get but, I'm guessing by November it won't be anywhere near 1/3 of the country! Hopefully he will be convicted in this current trial & all the other's will be a piece of cake. 😢😮
Did Barron disinvite Donnie from his graduation? Otherwise why is Donnie missing this important family moment? When Barron was born…Stormy spanked Donnie. When Barron graduates…Stormy spanked Donnie again… Can’t wait to see Barron’s wedding celebrations… Will Stormy have to visit Donnie in the pen?
@@ogoodlord374it's not his fault his father's broken. He might be the last chance his family gets to redeem itself. Tiffany might have a chance but the rest are a lost cause.
@@ogoodlord374 While I may argue this isn’t about Barron per se, Donnie is the one who brought him in by using his graduation as an excuse to avoid accountability, make the judge look mean and try to color the justice system as unfair to him. My comment was about Donnie and his role in his son’s life so far, which is fair game because Donnie made it so. Also, Donnie claims to lead the party of truth and family values. It’s ugly but Donnie makes it ugly…
@@ogoodlord374 just heard that Barron has opted to be the Florida delegate for the Republican National Convention that will nominate Donnie, so I guess he is entering the public fray as an adult, as a Trump and as a Republican. Still, he should not be judged by his father’s crimes and character. But he no longer a child to be protected.
💙 Me and my 401K absolutely love democracy, freedom, bodily autonomy, Presidential accountability (not immunity), America the Beautiful, and President Joseph R. Biden! 💙
As a retired RN I have always said that Donald Trump's signature resembles EKG read-out of Ventricular Fibrillation.(VFib), which is a fatal arrhythmia if not treated immediately.
@@COMPFUNK2 Used to watch Kimmel ~10,15 yrs ago when he was a rookie & Colbert Report blew up, and then started again after '16, but Guillermo did so many extras & skits, u could almost call it a regular segment 😸
Imagine a fake billionaire, so cheap that he pretends to be his own publicist, named John Barron, that calls local NYC radio talk shows. You can hear John Barron here on YT; it's obviously Trump.
And after Trump made such a show of complaining that he wouldn't be able to make Barron's high school graduation (which Merchan TOLD him he could go to) he instead attended a MAGA rally. Merchan should hold him in contempt for that too... Yeah, real father of the year.
Hannity: Presdent Trump, what is your secret to a happy marriage? Trump: Well, Sean, the bible is my favorite book, as you know. So Melania and I like to read a chapter together every night. Also, and this is important, always hide your adultery with NDAs. Hannity: That sounds like common sense to me.
"If it wasn't for this stupid trial, I'd be campaigning right now." Yet Donald decides to spend his off day back at Mar-a-Lardo. Remember though: we can't get complacent even after Donald gets convicted. We still need to get out and vote for Biden in November if we really wanna stop him once and for all!
1) He didn't catch it, catching it is when someone passes a sickness to you. This idiot did it to himself. 2) A brain worm is not a disease, it's an infection. Biology is awesome!🙂
He has never been a billionaire except in his own mind and falsified business reports. I’m pretty sure we all can establish that within a matter of hours!
It's just like Donnie to complain about his trial conflicting with his son's graduation... then when explicitly told that he can attend, he ditches his son for a fundraiser. I bet he would go if it was Ivanka's grad...
The Melania jewelry bit was, well, priceless.
Watch all the MAGA types try to buy the jewelry....
@@nonya.bizness All the botox in her face goes a long way in the RBF maintenance.
Surprised to learn of the worm in RFK's brain. I hope he makes a complete and total recovery.
The worm, I mean.
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😂😂😂😂😂❗
The worm didn’t make it 😵😵💫 RIP little tape 🐛
The worm starved to death.
Isnt it weird how all these adults claim gender wokeism is confusing to the children? As a father of 3 i can guarantee, the kids are NOT confused at all. They understand the terms, they understand all the various new pronouns, and they are happy to explain it over and over. Its the grown ups who are confused.
This is messed up.
71 yo here. My 16yo granddaughter patiently explained the difference between gender and sex. Plus the difference between the various pronouns. It was all matter of fact to her. I was the one who struggled with the details. Summary; don't worry about the kids, they can handle this stuff.
Oh, Faux News anchors "might" be aware of that (they do say they all graduated from esteem Colleges and Universities.) They just need to point the finger at something that will light a flame of rage in their simple-minded viewers.
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It's a classic FoxNews solution in search of a problem.
I am proud to say that I am one of the "protest" voters on Tuesday 5/7/2024 in Indiana. Voting for Haley even though she dropped out 2 months ago. I have voted Republican for over 35 years but will proudly be voting for Biden in November 2024. Go Biden/Harris!!! 💙💙💙
I still appreciate that Jimmy does everything in his power to give Guillermo the most interesting life possible.
The outrage over Boy Scouts of America changing its name is absolutely hilarious to me as a Canadian because since the 1970 Scouts Canada has included girls alongside the boys in scouts. in 1976 Boy Scouts Canada changed his name to Scouts Canada. So the announcement by Boy Scouts of America is 50 years behind Canada.
(before anyone asks, we don’t have Girl Scouts in Canada. We have Girl Guides.)
I was thinking the same
From Australia.
The US is just fkng weird.
Toronto here, 3 grown Daughters, Thanks for the info.
I was a Canadian boy scout in the 70s, and it was boys only at the time. But maybe that was just my region, it was a small group.
I was a Spark, girl scout, Jeanette. There are Girl scouts.
@@triarb5790 Maybe you should look up the sexual assault cases that trace back to the 60’s by the scouts of Canada and Australia. There’s even a documentary about it.
You’re a little weird not understanding why children should be separated by sex when they go camping in the wilderness.
And all of this happening at a time when people are actually pushing sexualizing little kids, and you don’t understand.
Pfft. Found one.
I can remember The Brady Bunch tackling the gender wars with The Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts back in the early 70s. Peter became a Girl Scout to prove a point. I don’t recall anyone losing their marbles over it. How far we’ve sunken.
People are afraid of what they can’t control/don’t understand. If a boy wants to be a girl and vice versa, who is that hurting? The Repubs ego, that’s what.
I think it’s absolutely hilarious because in the 1970s Boy Scouts Canada started accepting girls into Scouts and by 1976 changed the name to Scouts Canada. That was 50 years ago ago! And around the same time as the Brady Bunch tackled it.
Around the same time, Boy Scouts Canada started letting girls join scouts, and by 1976 change the name to Scouts Canada.
None of this is woke.
Nicely noted, Marvin. Jeez, now we're picking up gender advice from lame 70's kid shows? This should work out well...
@@carlyar5281 👍👍💯
We just have 'Scouts' in Australia. Why is this such an issue? So bizarre.
It's the American bigotry.
From 🇪🇺
Because the GOP and the far right Christian fascists are a non-stop rage machine. It's all they've got.
Keep in mind, these are the same people who were outraged when the green M&M was changed to be less overtly sexy.
American here and you are so right. So many bizarre things to be outraged about. Just remember not all of us are crazy
Because its America and the bigots will whinge about anything to get the koolaid crew upset
Hi peeps ❤ I live in Australia and met Chris Hemsworth in December 2006 in Byron Bay when he was on a Homegrown show called Home & Away. I can honestly say he has not changed a bit and was honestly as kind and friendly as he is now. He’s a Genuine Gentleman 🙂🙃
Cool! Do they film that show in Byron Bay?
It is no surprise why him and all the other marvel cast got along, except for one... and yet she blamed Hemsworth for him being a misogynist, despite Chris being absolutely loved by he other other women in the marvel movies, who he sung the praises of constantly. Yet one person back handed implies he is some kind of misogynist, when anyone with any intelligence at all can tell Chris is anything but. He literally is as down to earth, humble, intelligent, funny, and considerate as you can be, its sad we live in a age when people with agendas have to attack others who won't just go along with their insanity.
Put it this way, if you can't get along with Chris Helmsworth then almost guaranteed the problem is you, not Chris...
@@jimreily7538 hey mate! No Home and Away isn’t filmed in Byron Bay, Chris was there with his Family at the time for Christmas, they have been going to Byron their entire lives which is why he lives there now. Thanks for asking!
What would life be like WITHOUT Jimmy Kimmel Live? It's awesome! 💯😎🤘
To be "Pro-MAGA" is more like a diagnosis rather than a political position.. BING,BING,BONG!!
MAGA=Mental Alacrity Gone Again
Brain worm
Do be, ahhhh
To be pro-MAGA means to the right of Mao and against Hamas. That's just how you libs tag people you disagree with.
@@CT-vm4gf😂😂😂
RFK isn't out of his mind...his mind is out of him!
The worm too rfk s brain and left.
Just a little piece...
The heroin and cocaine addiction destroyed his brain too!
He he
He's obviously delusional. His family votes Biden? Ouch!
The Guillermo gag bit was so AWESOME😅😂❤
The whole Guillermo sequence was awesome! Your whole show is awesome.... I tune in here on CZcams just to hear the monologue. Thank You Jimmy!
In early morning, I got a 4 incision surgery, then watching Melanias "Eric is not my f..n son" jewelry (in the recovery room ) sky rocketed my pain with a laughter I couldn't stop.
Damned Jimmy Kimmel, I love the show.
Worth mentioning Stephen Colbert John Oliver, Seth Meyers, Bill Maher, Chelsea Handler, and the rest of them. I miss George Carlin, It would be nice to have him with us.
Get well!
Glad to see the surgeon left your sense of humor intact.
But sorry your laughter was painful too.
I’m just gonna say it … hit that morphine button.
Aaaahhhhh, that’s it.
Careful yo 😆
Laughing your stitches out is a fun but painful way to go
Me too just can't seem to live without them blessings❤
As someone with layghter-triggered siezures, I have to be careful about watching those two. Guillermo, too, now. Witness him!
Who else refreshes the browser continuously waiting for Jimmy's monologues about Diaper Don von Shitzenspants?
Trump made such a stink about not being able to attend Barron's graduation. Now he has a rally planned for that day! Poor Barron!
I don't care..do you?? Just hoping Barron doesn't pass on his genetic material...his momma is squirreling away as much loot as she can for him, hiding assets.
To be fair... he kinda makes a stink about everything....
Baron would have walked right out if he came in.
davidmacphee3549, you think he really cares...he's 18 so he's probably use to it by now🤣🤣🤣
well he always makes a stink, thats not news worthy anymore
You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT!
Fun fact: "maga" means "witch" in Latin.
@@rogerwilco5918 Also trump is British slang for fart.
Maybe come up with a better candidate than Biden then
@@CatRatchet44 Shhh the grown ups are talking.
@@triarb5790 TRUMP is your god now hahahahahah
Guillermo's special was awesome. Wish I had been there on the boulevard to see the show. Looked like they pulled all the stops.
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT
Wait until you see the guy in the White House right now 🥴
Hear, hear! ❤
Destroyed. America One Day at a Time.@@RyanAvilez-dw3yq
I’m on the east coast and I stay up every night waiting for them to upload the monologue!
Me too, after working second shift
Me too. But I’m out west so I’m still gonna get decent rest. Colbert’s monologues are on point, as well.
I am in Scandinavia, and this is the treat i look forward to with my breakfast.
...to that 🍺😅
Greetings from Germany
Canada , PR by my side, watching Jimmy.
The Noam pet shop piece was priceless!!😅
Guillermo goes Mad Max!! I want a Furiosa Mimosa now.
That Guillermo Exclusivo was fantastico!!!
Guillermo and Jimmy's relationship is legend.
😂😂😂
Looks like Cricket got the last laugh and this bit her bad !
She should be prohibited - given a lifetime ban from owning any animals.
@@takata98 Are Child services looking at her children's care ...
Hearing her kick‐in the doors at PetCo and say "Time to die, Cutie pie" and not know if it's a joke or if it's really in her book is frightening among these people!
It was a joke.
Wouldn’t put it past her lol
I actually had to wonder IF it was in her book
I see MTG has been told to piss off...by her own party
@ronaldbarker5407 Can he do that? She HAS to go.
Guillermo is a treasure!!!👍😂😂
Jimmy - you and your writers are consistently *killing* it night after night!
😂😂😂
Yes, at fooling you young people.
It’s amazing to see Guillermo is celebrated 🎉
Lol Oh Guillermo, his antics are endlessly amusing😂
he always finds a way to get a drink on to the show
I though I heard 'Chris Ten-cents worth'..... gold
Ya. Guillermo was invited to the Tom Brady Roast, and Jimmy was not!
@@stevejohnson2941play ❤❤
Even fox news, and newsmax are not buying it that the 14 moths old puppy had done so much damage and was so violent, and also that she met with kim jong un!
I am not surprised ..they love tearing human babies apart from their mothers...but puppies?
HEADLINE: Bird Hunting Dog Hunt's Birds!
Tearing human babies apart?!!@daydays12
@@srl7997 the Trump administration stole kids from their parents at the border. Some of those kids ended up with sexual predators. Try to keep up.
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Trump and Melania signature similar to the EKG of a heart attack lol!!! 😂😂😂
🤣 🤣 "Guillermo Exclusivo" 🤣 🤣 . . . . too funny. Thank you for the chuckles on a chilly rainy Thursday morning
This show just gets better and better.
RFK also in has Mercury Poisoning and there is NO CURE FOR THAT! It's from eating too much fish. Symptoms include tremors, insomnia, memory loss, neuromuscular effects, headaches and cognitive and motor dysfunction. Bonus all his family have disavowed him too. THAT says a lot!
RFK sounds like he gargles lava rocks.
I said Trummkopf has mercury poisoning from all the filet o fish sandwiches he orders from McDonald’s.
It’s his favorite sandwich from McDonald’s.
Symptoms include thinking that you’re qualified to be President of the United States.
Why the hate for him now? He is still more cognitive and functional than Biden.
@@8arrows I thought it was Big Macs.
We have a third of this country that are voting for him!! WTH is wrong with people?!! Insane!!!
Insane is voting for sleepy Jo. From the outside looking in, that is crazy, he is barely coherent.
You don't know HOW many votes Trump will get but, I'm guessing by November it won't be anywhere near 1/3 of the country! Hopefully he will be convicted in this current trial & all the other's will be a piece of cake. 😢😮
They research?
@@TeWhanauVisand where I’m sitting you don’t live in America soo, SHUDDY.
@@Wyonative08 FBI, CIA confessed planting. Might wanna research before commenting on this scumbags page.
Thank you Stormy! And even trump must be laughing at the fools who bought his NFTs.
Of course he is
I love the friendship between Guillermo and Chris.
He lied to his the judge and his son, hes not going to his sons graduation, he's going to a fundraiser. Wow. He treats America the same.
I wonder of Barron will get an award for having the "Worst Father".
hows your border?
Trump probably couldn’t pick Barron out of a lineup tbh
@@MarkademiaNut "Nut" sounds right.
@@ray.shoesmith I think he's like 7 feet tall, a detail Trump won't notice.
@@wallochdm1 How's your border? Sane one.
"Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts."
~Voltaire
If you see Kristi Noem, near a Petting Zoo, call Peta, The Humane Society, or the Police Immediately.
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Call all 3! 😂😂
PETA is just as likely to pull a Cricket as Noem. So better not call them.
No you won't see her near a petting zoo, maybe The Very Heavy Petting Zoo.
Kristi Noem for Gravel Pit 2024🇺🇸
"let's all wear the same thing." Said two guys in matching trump-like, navy blue suits with red ties. Brown shirts next?
Kristi Noem, should be charged with Animal Cruelty. 🤬🐖
Did Barron disinvite Donnie from his graduation?
Otherwise why is Donnie missing this important family moment?
When Barron was born…Stormy spanked Donnie.
When Barron graduates…Stormy spanked Donnie again…
Can’t wait to see Barron’s wedding celebrations…
Will Stormy have to visit Donnie in the pen?
I feel we should leave Barron out of jokes, comments ...he's still a kid, with a horrible father. Imo.
@@ogoodlord374it's not his fault his father's broken. He might be the last chance his family gets to redeem itself.
Tiffany might have a chance but the rest are a lost cause.
@@ogoodlord374 While I may argue this isn’t about Barron per se, Donnie is the one who brought him in by using his graduation as an excuse to avoid accountability, make the judge look mean and try to color the justice system as unfair to him.
My comment was about Donnie and his role in his son’s life so far, which is fair game because Donnie made it so. Also, Donnie claims to lead the party of truth and family values.
It’s ugly but Donnie makes it ugly…
Baron should change his name and go live his life free of the baggage
@@ogoodlord374 just heard that Barron has opted to be the Florida delegate for the Republican National Convention that will nominate Donnie, so I guess he is entering the public fray as an adult, as a Trump and as a Republican.
Still, he should not be judged by his father’s crimes and character.
But he no longer a child to be protected.
💙 Me and my 401K absolutely love democracy, freedom, bodily autonomy, Presidential accountability (not immunity), America the Beautiful, and President Joseph R. Biden! 💙
YOUR money is now worth 20% less than when Biden took office. Democrats: "But Trump's personality sucks. I'm voting for Biden."
Trump has absolutely no clue what an NFT even is...but he knows a great con when he sees one!
Probably thinks a fungible is some sort of squishy sex toy.
Never Fing trump
One of the best monologs I have seen. Need more Guillermo Exclusivo's.
Why isn’t PETA going after her?!?!?!
You could say that it was a Stormy day in court..⛈️ 😂
Lock Him up for the good of the Country and the World!!! 💙 💙 💙
Amen!
May GOD help us ALL if he gets into power again!😮
Exactly, lock him up for sane peoples sanity.
@@katherinehunter9526 why? what would happen he might stop the flood of illegals or put America first. oh my god.
@@merkco.2459 Remember the toilet paper shortage during the Trump presidency? Or the economic shut downs?
Based on the increase of bad people that is manufactured by the U.S. There will be 10 to replace Donald Trump.
The Guillermo Exclusivo was fan-frikkin-tastic, I loved it!
Furiosa will be great!
😂 TRAMP is so mental! Stormy's testimony was not salacious... she's telling the truth.
Kimmel Live had a good run ... all hail, Guillermo Exclusivo!
Melania and Donald Trump's signatures look like when a lie registers on a polygraph chart.
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They look like seizures on an EEG printout.
Copy cat he met in KitKat
Oooooouuuuccccchh !!!!
As a retired RN I have always said that Donald Trump's signature resembles EKG read-out of Ventricular Fibrillation.(VFib), which is a fatal arrhythmia if not treated immediately.
Stormy spanked Trump hard in court.
Her and Pecker put the wood to him.
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@PeteTellsItHoweItIsDonnie Mushroom sure does 😂
@PeteTellsItHoweItIsgood lawd, was that supposed to be a burn? Cry harder.
She wasn’t there for any legal purpose,
That moment when you ask yourself, is this really Noem's book or is Jimmy parodying and you're not really sure...
probably little difference
Gotta love Guillermo!
We need more Guillermo Exclucivio!! 😂💚
Jimmy, can you guys invite some members from the Meidas Touch (MT) team onto the show one night??
Love the Midas guys and lady they are so thorough and entertaining all facts
Yes
That would be so awesome!!
👍 Ben and Brett live in LA so it's definitely doable.
A great idea😊
OMG!! Guillermo looked so small next to Chris and Anya, it was just hysterical!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was that a special effect? How tall is he?
Five foot two
She is 5 8 and wearing heels Chris is 6 3
@@berlinkozyreva Thanks
@@davidmacphee3549 nope, just reality! It definitely made it even better!
When you said they were selling a Trump Trinket, I thought Ivanka was up on the block.
Guillermo Exclusivo should be a regular segment.
Can’t ❤❤❤❤❤❤ this enough!
Didn't Guillermo once have a segment like this already, with guests on etc?
@@xy6845 I’m not sure; I didn’t start watching Jimmy Kimmel regularly until about a year ago.
@@COMPFUNK2 Used to watch Kimmel ~10,15 yrs ago when he was a rookie & Colbert Report blew up, and then started again after '16, but Guillermo did so many extras & skits, u could almost call it a regular segment 😸
Your writers are brilliant!😂😂😂😂❤
Barron must be so happy to hear that his dad was having an affair with Stormy while his mom was pregnant with him.😬
That must be those "Family Values" the Republicans crowed about all these years. 😄
Imagine a fake billionaire, so cheap that he pretends to be his own publicist, named John Barron, that calls local NYC radio talk shows. You can hear John Barron here on YT; it's obviously Trump.
I'm sure he's known it for a long time lol
And after Trump made such a show of complaining that he wouldn't be able to make Barron's high school graduation (which Merchan TOLD him he could go to) he instead attended a MAGA rally. Merchan should hold him in contempt for that too... Yeah, real father of the year.
They’ve been feeding him HGH since he was in 7th grade!
Hannity: Presdent Trump, what is your secret to a happy marriage?
Trump: Well, Sean, the bible is my favorite book, as you know. So Melania and I like to read a chapter together every night. Also, and this is important, always hide your adultery with NDAs.
Hannity: That sounds like common sense to me.
not the brightest huh?
@@MarkademiaNutwe are dealing with the bottomfeeders
@@thinkerly1 who is "WE" if I may ask.... and Did? haha
@@MarkademiaNutThe Vagetta Vulcan chronicles are dedicated to the post office, which in fact is the outta limits beyond religion restriction.
@@gregsmith1342 yup... that was a lot of stupid... sorry X
We need to get everyone we know to vote. If not, we will have a gold plated White House!
... and that gold plated White House will have toilets clogged with documents and walls stained by broken ketchup bottles.
Why wasn't it gold plated when he was pres?
@non.8994 Please make America great again, like when “conservatives” and “patriots” were not pro Russian all the way.
So right. Vote blue
LOL! Kimmel's show is unlike any other late night. Part comedy, part variety show, all spectacle. Guillermo should be a national treasure. X-D
Jimmy I just ❤ you! Your monologues are soooo hilarious 😂
NFT 2.0 = No F*cking Trump 2.0
There’s a chant that could catch on…
I didn't think about that lol
Sorry. Check the polls. Trump 47. Would you like some cheese with your whine?
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@@JohnSimpson-o8d are these the same polls that predicted that Hillary would win?
I f*cking love Guillermo
Correction: you can’t embarrass someone who has no shame, no class, and is literally treasonous
But his ego is very fragile.
There's just no way to embarrass a national embarrassment
I assume you are talking about Jimmy.
@@Omni0404 Great an ex-president who would rather cry online than face his problems head on. Great. Makes the world think this is what we are.
Woah easy there. Trump has so much “class”, he owned a “university”! And he’s so “treasonous”, he wants to “make America great again”!
Gotta Love Guillermo ❤️❤️❤️
The part about Noem was so hilarious. I can't even stop laughing. 😂
When you're too busy in court farting up a storm just to keep from freezing to death and you'd rather be working on your scampaign.
Omg. Scampaign. I love this, thank you. 😂
Or trampaign!!!!
I love it. Can I use that?
Scampaign! Perfect
Love it 😂😂😂
Eric is not my f*cking son!🤣
😂😂😂
"If it wasn't for this stupid trial, I'd be campaigning right now." Yet Donald decides to spend his off day back at Mar-a-Lardo. Remember though: we can't get complacent even after Donald gets convicted. We still need to get out and vote for Biden in November if we really wanna stop him once and for all!
I mean he is killing Biden in the polls so yeh u better get out and vote
You're insane
Well said! 🌹
@@josesixx8197 insanely cool, and right, you mean?
Correct.
Furioso bit was over the top great, great job everybody!!!
Guillermo Exclusivo😂😂😂 PHD in Entertainment... Good work to you guys!!!
Melania MUST BE SO PROUD OF HER HUSBAND.
I hear that she uses the phrase,
"What has he done now?"
at least 40 times a day.
@@geofflepper3207 😂 maybe she’s smarter than we think.
I want to see more Guillermo Exclusivo!!! Go Giillermo
Those NFTs are so hilarious! Also, Melania and Eric’s love for each other. 😆
The clump of hair is one of the funniest things ever!
Yeah, it's definitely not.
They have too much fun on that show 😂😂
Can you imagine someone who is a science denier might possibly have caught a preventable disease?
1) He didn't catch it, catching it is when someone passes a sickness to you. This idiot did it to himself.
2) A brain worm is not a disease, it's an infection.
Biology is awesome!🙂
Kimmel Team: You guys freakin Rock!
The Melania jewelry collection I CAN'T haha 🤣🤣
"Speaking of Brain worms...." Priceless!
The spanking of Trump with the Forbes magazine was enough to vote Trump into the number 1 position for the raunchiest Billionaire poll.
Lol Except that he’s never been a billionaire, is the one drawback.
Someone said he flinched when she raised her hand to swear in on the stand...
Oh dude, he's best buds with Vince McMahon and Jeffrey E.
Raunchy is the most PG word to describe these pervs.
He has never been a billionaire except in his own mind and falsified business reports. I’m pretty sure we all can establish that within a matter of hours!
He couldn't get embarrassed if he tried you have to have morsls for that.
Guillermo exclusivo was the best part of the monologue. Give him more skits! 😆
I'm always here for Guillermo💜
It's just like Donnie to complain about his trial conflicting with his son's graduation... then when explicitly told that he can attend, he ditches his son for a fundraiser. I bet he would go if it was Ivanka's grad...
If Ivanka was going to Barron's Grad, Donnie WOULD show up.
He didn't go to any of their graduations.
He didn't even go to Ivanka's.
Maybe Melania told him not to attend.
@PeteTellsItHoweItIs Multitask=/= being in 2 places at once. If so he could also have attended court and also gone to the graduation.
RFK Jr sure took advantage of the trial lull, eh? Woo.
The voices are gone. His mind is clear again
@@oceanoflotion8630 They got rid of the dead worm in his brain.
RFK, Jr.
@@TheSocratease EEP! Fixed!
Noem committed the classic newbie error after massacring all those pets, she left the hamster alive. Pros know that you don't leave any witnesses.
There was a' Black Mirror' episode like that
From Hush Money To INSURRECTION !!
ABSOLUTELY-----> OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
Please Jimmy , keep throwing jabs at trump non stop please please
Loving it 😂😂😂😂😂😊
Hows your border?
@@MarkademiaNutHow's Don the con Shitzenpants? 😂
@@MarkademiaNut
Bout the same as it was when the Barking Yam was president.
@@kevinmcgaw934I'm starting to think these boarder comments are bots.😊
Guillermo Exclusivo was awesome