Like Flies On What? Stephen Colbert Goes LIVE After The Pence-Harris VP Debate

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  • Stephen Colbert goes LIVE with reactions to the high-stakes Vice Presidential debate between Sen. Kamala Harris and VP Mike Pence, where both candidates dodged questions and a tiny uninvited guest ran away with the show. #Colbert #LateShowLIVE #Monologue
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  • @racquet4life190
    @racquet4life190 Před 3 lety +436

    That fly is going to have to answer to Mother.

  • @deadtigerworld
    @deadtigerworld Před 3 lety +355

    Friend of mine was was saying if SNL do a little skit on the VP debate they should get Jeff Goldblum to play the fly! 🤣

  • @MsPasch
    @MsPasch Před 3 lety +125

    A friend of mine on fab said “if that fly laid eggs on his head, he better carry them to term” LOL

    • @teacfan1080
      @teacfan1080 Před 3 lety +9

      So, that's where MAGATS come from!

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Před 3 lety +4

      I literally laughed out loud. Bravo to your friend, but I think a tapeworm or tumor would be a more equal scenario. 😈 Carry it to term, spoiled vanilla milkshake.

  • @isabellezablocki7447
    @isabellezablocki7447 Před 3 lety +72

    " He is so full of crap, he 's attracting flies". I love that. That's exactly what I thought.

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 Před 3 lety

      No fly woud want to sit on Biden, he is too creepy.
      PG compilation czcams.com/video/ZAymXlGSplU/video.html
      This one is sickening czcams.com/video/MzLj6xt-LSo/video.html

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +492

    The fly did leave eventually...
    proving that even flies can only take so much BS.

  • @TjRidesfb
    @TjRidesfb Před 3 lety +38

    Well the first signs of decomposition are flies 🤣

    • @iadorenewyork1
      @iadorenewyork1 Před 3 lety +1

      Does that mean Pence is part corpse? Shudder!

  • @anusar35
    @anusar35 Před 3 lety +142

    “I have a black friend, by which I mean this fly on my head” I’m dead 😂

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 Před 3 lety +1

      Joe Biden has a very racist past, he was friends with senators that were in the kkk. He opposed integration of black kids
      into white schools in the 70's. He said he didn't want his kids to grow up in a racial jungle. He created the 94 crime bill. Responsible for generations people of
      color being locked up. He called black people super predators when
      promoting the bill.
      Here is a compilation of racist things he said about blacks czcams.com/video/ifjzQxY-Jag/video.html
      He doesn't respect black people but if you don't vote for him. You ain't black.

    • @nandibrown1857
      @nandibrown1857 Před 3 lety

      @@mainheim2061 0000000

    • @ismaeltadeo1903
      @ismaeltadeo1903 Před 2 lety

      InstaBlaster

  • @jcbenson739
    @jcbenson739 Před 3 lety +326

    Colbert: "The fly has a longer attention span than the President of the United states " 🤣

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 Před 3 lety +4

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned Americans who appreciate 90s music would take a listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY by the Verve and "1979" by the Smashing Pumpkins on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the most iconic standards of the mid-late 90s period. Live acoustic with no autotune. Peace and vote 'D' for Decency on Nov. 3rd.

    • @tonibutts8828
      @tonibutts8828 Před 3 lety +2

      That's freakin funny!!!!

    • @janetbrown8639
      @janetbrown8639 Před 3 lety +2

      So true!!!! ROLF

    • @mariatorres5563
      @mariatorres5563 Před 3 lety +1

      Nailed it!!

    • @michaeld9682
      @michaeld9682 Před 3 lety

      And Trump has twice the attention span of Joe
      czcams.com/video/6o8xqhnEU_Q/video.html

  • @Mike-wb9pb
    @Mike-wb9pb Před 3 lety +69

    The fly was trying to get out the message. “ Flush the turd November 3.”

  • @NeuroticNightmares07
    @NeuroticNightmares07 Před 3 lety +151

    Who's looking forward to Jeff Goldblum playing the fly on SNL

  • @Bootsy2517
    @Bootsy2517 Před 3 lety +122

    A fly knows a piece of crap when he sees it.

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 Před 3 lety

      Have you seen these clips of Joe Biden he is much worse. no fly would want to sit on top of his head.
      These are the pg ones czcams.com/video/ZAymXlGSplU/video.html and this clip there is a scene that is more
      sickening czcams.com/video/MzLj6xt-LSo/video.html

  • @TimothyChenAllen
    @TimothyChenAllen Před 3 lety +311

    It's adorable when you hear Stephen's wife giggling in the background

    • @geraldmartin3686
      @geraldmartin3686 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes!👍

    • @JMARTIN1947
      @JMARTIN1947 Před 3 lety +1

      She's laughing at his ears

    • @angelmarie6982
      @angelmarie6982 Před 3 lety +13

      Says a lot about their marital relationship. A wife easily entertained by hubby is a happily married wifey, (especially, if it's her own hubby giving her giggles, lol). But, seriously, it's so refreshing to hear her laughing. The fact that she is even watching him do the show is sweet. Also, love it when their kids are there, too. I've always said, two things that will win my love...1) make me a cup of my favorite tea and 2) make me laugh...marital bliss...😍😊😂🌺💯🍾

    • @mariatorres5563
      @mariatorres5563 Před 3 lety +2

      I also enjoy that slot,I think she's such a beautiful lady, great wife,& love her laughter, she's amazing

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 Před 3 lety +3

      It's interesting how wholesome it can be to watch most people interacting with their family, not just Stephen, but watching the President interact with literally any of his family members is enough to give a healthy person depression.

  • @MaryDzohara
    @MaryDzohara Před 3 lety +183

    "He's so full of crap, he's attracting flies!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @devinleslie
    @devinleslie Před 3 lety +393

    My thanks to the fly, for showing us all that what really brings America together is the deeply stupid and the very useless. And we love that.

    • @ThePauprinceaz09
      @ThePauprinceaz09 Před 3 lety +7

      Mike Pence is
      LORD OF THE FLIES
      Wait ... FLIES TO SHIT
      Wait ... FLIES ON A WALL
      Wait ... SHEW FLY SHEW
      Wait ... THE FLY & THE FLY 2
      Wait ... FLY FLYYY (Austin powers)
      Wait ...
      BIBLICALLY the fly is a sign of disgust evil & foul play ...

    • @sophywilliams588
      @sophywilliams588 Před 3 lety

      L1a!a

    • @gdggini2071
      @gdggini2071 Před 3 lety +1

      That how trump got there

    • @devinleslie
      @devinleslie Před 3 lety

      @Buffy The Nazi Slayer That's a good point

  • @killeing
    @killeing Před 3 lety +45

    "Susan, if you want to make Mike Pence shut up, you have to get him to say "Black Lives Matter"."
    Ouch XD

    • @macforme
      @macforme Před 3 lety +2

      Killeing: it is true tho...I bet he could not say those words...let alone mean it.

    • @mommawatson2625
      @mommawatson2625 Před 3 lety +1

      That's kryptonite to him

    • @patriciaevins6267
      @patriciaevins6267 Před 3 lety

      she was a terrible moderator, no control at all...kept saying, "thank you Mr. Vice President" how many times? .....I noticed how she cut Harris' time a lot more than creepy Pence....where's the sisterhood?

    • @macforme
      @macforme Před 3 lety

      @@patriciaevins6267 Why do you blame the moderator? She politely did all she could to stop Pence, who was rude, from rambling on and on. She can't send him to the principal's office for being a bad boy. This debate system is no longer working... Trump broke it. They need to cancel the other 2 debates scheduled... it is a waste of time, money, risking people's health and safety and who the hell is getting any information from them?
      OK, the fly is world famous now and is writing a tell all book..so I hear.

  • @Frnclar
    @Frnclar Před 3 lety +32

    The fly was stuck to all the hairspray on Pence's hair.

  • @thedapperdolphin1590
    @thedapperdolphin1590 Před 3 lety +174

    That fly respected the two minute time limit more than Pence

    • @tovsteh
      @tovsteh Před 3 lety

      That's because he actually had something to say and tried answering the questions, as opposed to Kamala 'gotta pull that race card' Harris.

    • @neptunemike
      @neptunemike Před 3 lety +3

      toasteh are you kidding? asked about why the white house did not do social distancing and masks on that event and he did not answer the question literally lol 😂

    • @tovsteh
      @tovsteh Před 3 lety

      @@neptunemike Have you seen the white house? Its completely fenced off for 2 kilometers in every direction. It can't get any more socially distant. Not to mention you people dont give a shit when its DNC/Liberal representatives own breaking social distancing/mask rules/isolation (Pelosi, Cuomo, Biden, Harris, the entire DNC convention...). Its only 1 way with you people isnt it?

    • @suisinghoraceho2403
      @suisinghoraceho2403 Před 3 lety

      toasteh Really, that’s more fenced off than most dictators’ residents on this planet. Does that make Trump dictator No.1?

    • @neptunemike
      @neptunemike Před 3 lety +1

      toasteh I was referring to your statement that he tried answering the question, which if you watch it again you see him NOT answering the question, Kamala wasn’t perfect but your guy dodged most of the questions. And also if any liberal politicians don’t do social distancing/masks then that is also wrong, but whataboutism doesn’t change the fact that you Republicans flout the rules and scientific guidelines issued by your own CDC

  • @tropicalaquarium5807
    @tropicalaquarium5807 Před 3 lety +58

    1969 - Moon landing
    2020 - Fly landing
    **Breaking news - Fly landing was shot in a studio!! 😳😱

    • @anactaneustheeleventh2542
      @anactaneustheeleventh2542 Před 3 lety +2

      Tropical Aquarium
      Hehehe!! The fly has landed, 🤣🤣🤣You can see the people in the “right” heads about to explode because of this thing🤣🤣🤣

    • @anactaneustheeleventh2542
      @anactaneustheeleventh2542 Před 3 lety

      Elliott Bethea
      Hehehe!!! That is one small step for fly, one giant leap for the Flykind. 🤣🤣🤣 Lol!

  • @brenna_boop6341
    @brenna_boop6341 Před 3 lety +4

    The way he said “I miss him” about Bernie... me too dawg lol

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Před 3 lety +29

    The thoughts and prayers for the fly's family actually got me hard, damn Stephen how do you do this?

    • @patcholi3201
      @patcholi3201 Před 3 lety +1

      it won't live long enough to survive

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 Před 3 lety +335

    The fly was there for two minutes…
    So it knew how to obey the debate rules better than Pence.

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan Před 3 lety +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @watcherenjoyer123
      @watcherenjoyer123 Před 3 lety +2

      😂

    • @reedwalker2947
      @reedwalker2947 Před 3 lety +1

      And Harris didn’t go over 2 minutes? They both did, 2 minutes is too short for anyone. It should be 3-4 uninterrupted

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Před 3 lety +1

      it was stuck to his brylcreem

    • @nemos2012
      @nemos2012 Před 3 lety +2

      😂🤣 omg you got me in stitches 😂🤣

  • @Annie-iq3hd
    @Annie-iq3hd Před 3 lety +304

    I can’t believe that being called “liberal” is so scary to Americans. 🙄

    • @fnq-8890
      @fnq-8890 Před 3 lety +27

      Anne Wardle Trump sold it as bad, so to them it’s bad .. even if they don’t know the meaning .. their world is Woody World.

    • @MarrowEternal
      @MarrowEternal Před 3 lety +38

      Conservative talk radio has used it as a derogatory term for at least 30 years.

    • @geraldmartin3686
      @geraldmartin3686 Před 3 lety +9

      @@MarrowEternal exactly!

    • @BoojumFed
      @BoojumFed Před 3 lety +27

      @@fnq-8890 Trump did nothing of the sort; That's the result of _decades_ of right-wing outrage media destroying the American population's capacity to distinguish between reality and their own beliefs.
      Don't give Trumplethinskin credit for Limbaugh's, O'Reilly's, Beck's, McConnell's, et. al.'s hard work...

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MarrowEternal as have leftists

  • @luckylukemapinggaming5246
    @luckylukemapinggaming5246 Před 3 lety +10

    I remember watching the fly, and I was bawling my eyes out the entire time! 😝😝😝

  • @chrisbartlett9589
    @chrisbartlett9589 Před 3 lety +7

    You're right, Stephen! There was a toilet paper shopping spree here in New Zealand many months ago and since then we've eliminated the virus from the community twice.

    • @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
      @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 Před 3 lety

      Chris Bartlett I am a huge fan of your country, we were fortunate to visit 5 years ago. New Zealand has a lot to teach the rest of the world, you stopped shootings, you stopped the virus. I wish we Americans were so smart.

  • @ricklee6196
    @ricklee6196 Před 3 lety +817

    I'm surprised Pence let her talk at all. He's not accustomed to letting a woman finish.

  • @bbtb785
    @bbtb785 Před 3 lety +138

    "He's so full of crap he's attracting flies." Classic!!!

    • @dogwittheheadset2512
      @dogwittheheadset2512 Před 3 lety +4

      Oh yeah so original, didn’t hear that hundreds of times before

    • @mayakane9978
      @mayakane9978 Před 3 lety +2

      It was more like "OH MY GOD HE'S SO FULL OF CR@P HE'S ATTRACTING FLIES" but oh well

    • @patcholi3201
      @patcholi3201 Před 3 lety +2

      literally

  • @janeedginton8736
    @janeedginton8736 Před 3 lety +5

    "I'd like to release my tests, but my nostrils are under audit". What a priceless line. Hilarious

  • @atpnguyen1442
    @atpnguyen1442 Před 3 lety +350

    Proverb, “The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that’s also a hypocrite.”

    • @Cornbreadfed82
      @Cornbreadfed82 Před 3 lety +23

      @Alex Capwell No. It's regarding that White Supremacist Mike Pence.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 Před 3 lety +9

      @Alex Capwell The fly on Pence's head

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 lety +9

      @Alex Capwell *_You know that sniffing bicycle seats only leads to more voices in your head. Now relax, the restraints are for your own protection. Help is on the way. And the Dufus Parade called, they miss you ever so much, and they are lost without their leader. Maybe you can rejoin them after a few more shock treatments. Now drink your Clorox and Coke like a good girl._*

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 lety +7

      @Barack Oh Bummer _Mama told you to stop eating out of the kitty litter box or the delusions won't stop. Besides, you're scaring the cat & you'll spoil your dinner. Now put your pants on, put the lampshade back on your head, come in the house & get back in your cage like a good girl. We checked; Joe & Kamala aren't hiding under your bed awaiting the veil of darkness to feast on your rancid flesh. They're in the closet. G'nite._

    • @maijaliepa119
      @maijaliepa119 Před 3 lety +4

      Barack Oh Bummer 💙🙏💙MAYBE- if so- when they got out they could go home to mama.Separated/Stolen Children from their Families Who Were Seeking Legal Asylum.No One knows where
      Many of Them R Now💙🗽💙Melania/Husband I Really Dont Care-Do You?💙🗽💙YES I DO💙🦅💙😷

  • @cjampack2011
    @cjampack2011 Před 3 lety +70

    "I have a black friend; this fly on my head." Hahahah! I spit my coffee out on that one! 😆 🤣 😂

    • @RedBizou
      @RedBizou Před 3 lety +5

      @Josephine Bournes I think that's the point. He was talking as if he was Pence. And what we can tell from him and Trump they don't seem to have an issue with dehumanizing people.

    • @annmariering6606
      @annmariering6606 Před 3 lety

      Josephine Bournes Black people on Twitter said they weren’t offended as they knew it wasn’t a jibe at them but at Pence!

    • @bettyveronica460
      @bettyveronica460 Před 3 lety

      Yaaaaasssss 😂😂😂

    • @latarribell7827
      @latarribell7827 Před 3 lety +2

      @Josephine Bournes I can't speak for all black people and I'm black. The joke was funny to me, and even though there are some folks that come close to the line with pigmentation, there are no truly "black" people, just as there are no truly "white " people. We are too busy trying not to get killed during a routine traffic stop to be worried about what may or may not be an offensive joke.

  • @bobbyk1023
    @bobbyk1023 Před 3 lety +63

    Stephen just helps me survive this era in our history

  • @fruitloop9784
    @fruitloop9784 Před 3 lety +5

    The line about the fly being his black friend, just cracked me up with laughter. The Late Show rocks.

  • @robertainey4269
    @robertainey4269 Před 3 lety +6

    I love your wife's giggles in the background, Stephen (assuming she's an audience of one). Either she has a great sense of humor or loves you very much. Both could also be the case.
    Keep up the good work, as it's a ray of sunshine and mirth in this unique time.

  • @sluttymctits4496
    @sluttymctits4496 Před 3 lety +144

    I actually groaned in disappointment when the fly flew away. He breathed life into Pence's ramblings and brought America together. What a true American hero. This one's for you, Fly.

    • @jeremyd2212
      @jeremyd2212 Před 3 lety

      Weirdo lefty's need a fly to give them hope for this election now. What's next.

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 Před 3 lety +9

      @@jeremyd2212 - Or it's just a funny addition to the craziness we've all experienced this year. Don't lose your sense of humor.

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 Před 3 lety

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    • @mr.mojorisin5325
      @mr.mojorisin5325 Před 3 lety +4

      Slutty McTits ....your screen name had me rolling 🤣😂🤣

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 Před 3 lety

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  • @tylerwinkler8590
    @tylerwinkler8590 Před 3 lety +37

    Thank you Stephen. You and Jon Oliver have definitely helped take the edge off the last 4 years

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 Před 3 lety +16

    *Stephen does impersonation of Bernie Sanders*
    "I miss him."
    We all do Stephen. But we aren't allowed to have nice things, so we'll have to make due with Biden.

  • @breezenking
    @breezenking Před 3 lety +6

    You hit the nail on the head, with the joke of the fly. “his so full of crap”. I actually visualize the crap of the fly dropping on his head.

  • @alexcarter8807
    @alexcarter8807 Před 3 lety +267

    Fly thought Pency was dead, flies never settle that long on anything living.

  • @e.l.2963
    @e.l.2963 Před 3 lety +39

    Once I saw the fly, I knew the "fly on a pile of SH*T" joke was going to be in this show :)

  • @JLF201
    @JLF201 Před 3 lety +8

    I can’t believe I missed the fly when I was watching the debate.

  • @nicholebankson9622
    @nicholebankson9622 Před 3 lety +3

    I absolutely LOVE how much it pleases him when he makes his wife laugh!

  • @thealaskapirate
    @thealaskapirate Před 3 lety +337

    THEY NEED TO USE SHOCK COLLARS AT THESE DEBATES

  • @bone1on1
    @bone1on1 Před 3 lety +197

    That fly is now in Walter Reed hospital in quarantine

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 Před 3 lety

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    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 Před 3 lety

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    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 3 lety +3

      @@rudy103069 Get a life.

    • @quietstorm8100
      @quietstorm8100 Před 3 lety +1

      Stopppp itttt
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FUB654
      @FUB654 Před 3 lety +1

      😂

  • @nogod7184
    @nogod7184 Před 3 lety +110

    I would like the next presidential debate is moderated by Lewis Black.

    • @cindygordon7607
      @cindygordon7607 Před 3 lety +12

      Or Samuel L. Jackson.

    • @mikegamerguy4776
      @mikegamerguy4776 Před 3 lety +10

      Oh man Lewis Black would be the best moderator for 2020. YES!

    • @derfnoslein1178
      @derfnoslein1178 Před 3 lety +11

      Yes, if Mr. Black were the moderator it would get top ratings. And Lewis wouldn’t stand for any bul-hit either

    • @Dionysos640
      @Dionysos640 Před 3 lety +4

      Ricky Gervais?

    • @ajcbng8289
      @ajcbng8289 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Dionysos640 Ricky is way above the GOP reading level😂

  • @Technica1_
    @Technica1_ Před 3 lety +10

    You won me over at "Titanic shot out of a catapult"

  • @EM-py7km
    @EM-py7km Před 3 lety +113

    I cannot look at Stephen Miller without thinking: "Squidward!"

    • @dw1617
      @dw1617 Před 3 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @dandubreuil9676
      @dandubreuil9676 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes

    • @StephBer1
      @StephBer1 Před 3 lety +13

      I just hope, if Miller goes to hospital, that all his doctors and nurses are immigrants. Just a little touch of hell for him.

    • @grady9752
      @grady9752 Před 3 lety +19

      I can't look at Stephen Miller without thinking Auschwitz-Birkenau. I see him in an SS uniform, all straight backed and proud, working the platform as the trains arrived. Evil has found a new home in the body of this horrible human being. Can you name one redeeming value of Stephen Miller?

    • @casadegaitan
      @casadegaitan Před 3 lety +2

      Lmaooo

  • @tcs007
    @tcs007 Před 3 lety +80

    "The fly was Pence's first black friend" - twitterverse

  • @MisterImmeasurable
    @MisterImmeasurable Před 3 lety +3

    I love when your wife (if that’s your wife) laughs in the background 😅💜

  • @andieisabella
    @andieisabella Před 3 lety +74

    It laid it's eggs. Eventually, they will find the maggots eating the rot.

  • @heartoflotus
    @heartoflotus Před 3 lety +257

    "He's so full of crap, he's attracting flies!" 😂🤣😆 Exactly! 💩💩💩

    • @1sm08
      @1sm08 Před 3 lety +5

      It took super human composure and self-discipline for Senator Harris not to laugh out loud when that fly took up residence on mike's head. You know she saw it.

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london Před 3 lety

      @Beto Lopez Did you personally check his trousers?

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 Před 3 lety

      Biden and Kamala don't care to tell the truth. They keep flip flopping on their policies. They know they have the people's vote because people don't do their own research on them and because the media has been saying that Orange Man is bad for these past 4 years.
      Biden Boasts about how corrupt he is in this video here czcams.com/video/KCX1UVxCuoo/video.html

  • @fribergjonas
    @fribergjonas Před 3 lety +194

    Who else misses Jons "ding" on the piano when Stephen puts something down off camera?

    • @kamimcmanus508
      @kamimcmanus508 Před 3 lety +2

      I miss the real show. So much.

    • @ToddSocks
      @ToddSocks Před 3 lety

      jesse husky the cyberpup it’s live

    • @renemauricePereira
      @renemauricePereira Před 3 lety +1

      Oh lord yesssss!!!!!

    • @garymingy8671
      @garymingy8671 Před 3 lety

      Jon needs his own show , drummer as a side kick ,. Whoa- oh ! ..truck drummer drives Jon shot gun , 3-4 guests in the sleeper...band in a shipping crate , follow the surf!

    • @mjefferson3223
      @mjefferson3223 Před 3 lety

      I do

  • @jamesbramlett6796
    @jamesbramlett6796 Před 3 lety +5

    The fly knows a piece of crap when it sees one

  • @judeesee894
    @judeesee894 Před 3 lety +3

    OMG Colbert is at his comedy peak these days! Freaking hilarious!!

  • @perryf.5844
    @perryf.5844 Před 3 lety +195

    If that fly wasn’t symbolic of him and his administration being full of crap I don’t know what is

    • @bubbkiss6485
      @bubbkiss6485 Před 3 lety +6

      Love the meme showing RBG, in full gowns, saying "I sent the fly"!!! Loved it and don't doubt it for a minute.

    • @perryf.5844
      @perryf.5844 Před 3 lety +1

      Norman S I’m sorry but no one cares about your twisted propaganda here Norman. Please get lost sir 👏🏼 lol

    • @aprilrain1211
      @aprilrain1211 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣👍

  • @summerlewis7194
    @summerlewis7194 Před 3 lety +250

    The fly literally got his 2 minutes of uniteruptions

    • @MrDigztheswagking
      @MrDigztheswagking Před 3 lety +5

      😂😂

    • @dionysus9876
      @dionysus9876 Před 3 lety +5

      Nice!

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld Před 3 lety +7

      I didn't notice the fly during the debate. I can't stand to look at Pence. He's so creepy. He looks like an expired slice of bologna with a face.

  • @pauldacus4590
    @pauldacus4590 Před 3 lety +17

    Whenever a fly lands, it vomits up some of the contents of it's bowels..
    For this fly *IT WAS MIKE PENCE*

  • @plasmaglowmusic1655
    @plasmaglowmusic1655 Před 3 lety +2

    That Fly: "I Smell BS" **Lands on Pence**

  • @SusiBiker
    @SusiBiker Před 3 lety +85

    Lord of the Flies. The Devil himself.

  • @nicotorio8627
    @nicotorio8627 Před 3 lety +57

    Goodness, Harris must be so frustrated engaging with such a rambling, lightweight bore. No wonder the fly nodded off.

  • @KnumskullOfficial
    @KnumskullOfficial Před 3 lety +14

    RBG: "I wish I was a Fly on the wall at the VP debate".

    • @jetsamperes5762
      @jetsamperes5762 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm thinking her wish would have been something like if they ignore my dying wish my second wish is they all get covid at my replacement's garden party.

  • @The_Jiant
    @The_Jiant Před 3 lety +80

    I honestly was surprised how often Pence lied. I knew he was a bad person, and enabled Trump's behavior, but I didn't realize how willing he would be to lie.

    • @georgehale5133
      @georgehale5133 Před 3 lety +8

      He's a lapdog, he'll do anything Trump asks...anything

    • @delcapslock100
      @delcapslock100 Před 3 lety +12

      To be fair, there is no way to defend Trump without lying.

    • @simfer_6782
      @simfer_6782 Před 3 lety +6

      Can you please tell us when and about what Pence lied ?

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin Před 3 lety +9

      @@simfer_6782
      1 out of every 2 sentences, at least, had a lie in it. Take your pick.

    • @simfer_6782
      @simfer_6782 Před 3 lety +6

      @@kindlin Oh, thank you for telling me the exact examples when he lied😂😂...Do you even wazch the debate ? Or you just

  • @lilivonshtup3808
    @lilivonshtup3808 Před 3 lety +346

    Understandably, the fly mistook Pence for a cadaver.

  • @advocacynaccountablity
    @advocacynaccountablity Před 3 lety +131

    The fly already has it's own Twitter account.

  • @sheenak3733
    @sheenak3733 Před 3 lety +4

    Why does Pence's face barely move when he speaks?

  • @robertabouchard1477
    @robertabouchard1477 Před 3 lety +7

    There are Canadian Provinces (States) that have less cases than the White House, just an FYI.

  • @obsidiana07
    @obsidiana07 Před 3 lety +464

    When will they get Samuel L. Jackson to moderate these things?

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 Před 3 lety +1

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      @rudy103069 Před 3 lety

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    • @XanonymousX5150
      @XanonymousX5150 Před 3 lety +14

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍YES!!!!! HE WOULD BE PERFECT👍

    • @RansomeStoddard
      @RansomeStoddard Před 3 lety +25

      "You had your time. Now you need to shut the **** up!"

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 Před 3 lety +5

      I want Henry Rollins!!

  • @Peaches6589
    @Peaches6589 Před 3 lety +20

    "He is so full of crap, he is attracting flies"... ha ha ha !

  • @myown8849
    @myown8849 Před 3 lety +2

    “God bless you fly” 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @ghazale.355
    @ghazale.355 Před 3 lety +27

    I remember what he was talking about when the fly landed on his head, he was denouncing systemic racism and saying that it wasn't prevalent in our country

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian Před 3 lety +7

      @Alex Capwell lol "harlot"?
      Alex? Show us on the doll where the internet hurt you buddy. You're not alone, you can get help for your ignorant misogyny. You can do this!
      Or just take your insult from the 1600's back to your cave with you, that would work too. Mom's probably got cookies and everything, go on now ya little scamp!

    • @steppentofortune7934
      @steppentofortune7934 Před 3 lety +4

      Alex Capwell no, he confronted you because you’re wrong.

    • @serjoerickii3262
      @serjoerickii3262 Před 3 lety +1

      Steppen Tofortune He failed to confront him, he provided little no facts thus resorting to insults to belittle his argument

    • @chrisstuart6651
      @chrisstuart6651 Před 3 lety

      Who is dependent on systematic racism-Joe Biden: "If you vote for Trump, you ain't black."

    • @chrisstuart6651
      @chrisstuart6651 Před 3 lety

      Who is dependent on systematic racism-Joe Biden: "If you vote for Trump, you ain't black."

  • @joarejorell
    @joarejorell Před 3 lety +47

    I really love how Stephen’s wife is cracking up all the times. That is a man that makes his wife laugh😄👍👏❤️Happy marriage.

  • @karissakline6765
    @karissakline6765 Před 3 lety +29

    When you get owned by a fly, you know you done messed up.

  • @judithhowland9533
    @judithhowland9533 Před 3 lety +3

    Your show is great! Made me laugh out loud tonight. Just what I needed, thank you!

  • @sergiospallino2611
    @sergiospallino2611 Před 3 lety +32

    In the Italian language, "the fly" is called "mosca" as the Russian city Mosca (Moscow).
    Perhaps it is a reference to possible agreements with the Russians?

    • @elwray3506
      @elwray3506 Před 3 lety +1

      I hate to play the smartass, but the name of the Russian capital is pronounced "Mus-Qua" in Russian.

  • @iluvdissheet
    @iluvdissheet Před 3 lety +42

    I know it's corny but I like hearing Evie laugh at Stephen's jokes 🤭

  • @trexation
    @trexation Před 3 lety +78

    When he addressed the fly
    "It made a life there!"
    I burst out laughing. That was utter perfection.

  • @sharonadame2655
    @sharonadame2655 Před 3 lety +2

    Hilarious! Great material. Thanks for a tremendously good laugh.

  • @bambleambadon
    @bambleambadon Před 3 lety +2

    That fly had a hell of a time figuring out why that corpse was moving so much.

  • @MrAlexandermartis
    @MrAlexandermartis Před 3 lety +59

    The fly knows a powdered sugar covered turd when he sees one.

  • @theoclarke5510
    @theoclarke5510 Před 3 lety +16

    So there really is truth to that expression, "Like a fly on SH!T"

  • @deniser3467
    @deniser3467 Před 3 lety +76

    $20 he hasn’t tested in a month and was just hoping everyone else would get tested.

    • @georgehale5133
      @georgehale5133 Před 3 lety +3

      Too bad cult member Amy didn't catch covid again, it'd be a perfect welcome to Trumpland

    • @TheBusyJane
      @TheBusyJane Před 3 lety +2

      It's probably been months, if ever.

    • @rosaliefaux1881
      @rosaliefaux1881 Před 3 lety

      Right beer says he's never tested

  • @macforme
    @macforme Před 3 lety +3

    Time flies when you are having fun watching Stephen Colbert...
    Flies like Mike Pence.

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies Před 3 lety +257

    That fly knows a real pile of poop when it sees one.

    • @Dahlia10
      @Dahlia10 Před 3 lety +2

      That's kind of what I said on CZcams but a little more you know

    • @kevinhilton5180
      @kevinhilton5180 Před 3 lety +1

      It’s funny pence won so all you guys can talk about is the fly kinda sad to be honest

    • @Dahlia10
      @Dahlia10 Před 3 lety

      @@kevinhilton5180 if he did win what does he get to be Trump's you know what buddy again

    • @kevinhilton5180
      @kevinhilton5180 Před 3 lety

      Donna Keeling It’s not if he did win he definitely won all I’m saying is that’s all you guys can talk about

  • @RustyDust101
    @RustyDust101 Před 3 lety +236

    "...a 74 year old lawn-sprinkler of pathogens"
    :D laughed so hard at that.

    • @schoolcraft420
      @schoolcraft420 Před 3 lety +4

      @@josephschmidt2132 k Kanye

    • @maxheadrom3088
      @maxheadrom3088 Před 3 lety +1

      In Biden's defense, Churchill started WWII at age 65 and ended at age 70. Churchill never once quit his daily exercises of drinking 2 pints of scotch and one Romeo y Julieta - that makes Biden like a 50 yo Churchill!

    • @slyasleep
      @slyasleep Před 3 lety +2

      riding the dexy‘s pony all the way into the maelstrom of ragnarok

    • @schoolcraft420
      @schoolcraft420 Před 3 lety +1

      @@slyasleep smokin those ragna-roks

  • @joe2mercs
    @joe2mercs Před 3 lety +2

    The fly is quoted as saying “True to my nature when I see so much BS I set down on it and stay a while”

  • @thefckenview5602
    @thefckenview5602 Před 3 lety +1

    Proof Flies do LOVE there Sh*t..!! Lol

  • @luciustitius
    @luciustitius Před 3 lety +65

    Who is called the „Lord of the Flies“? Exactly.

    • @joeyj6808
      @joeyj6808 Před 3 lety

      Are we talkin' Beelzebubba?

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua Před 3 lety

      @Helen T buzz off. 😉
      #joking

    • @pholliez
      @pholliez Před 3 lety +2

      Whoever has the conch, Piggy.

  • @larrytucker3693
    @larrytucker3693 Před 3 lety +221

    I can just see God saying " Let's see, what rhymes with LIE?"

    • @alanrose5959
      @alanrose5959 Před 3 lety +10

      Wow, clever.

    • @handyvickers
      @handyvickers Před 3 lety +10

      Very funny!!! 😂😅🤣

    • @pantherwmn70
      @pantherwmn70 Před 3 lety +10

      Great😅😅😅😂😂😂😅😂😅!

    • @jrelivingmeme
      @jrelivingmeme Před 3 lety +2

      omg, this killed me. why doesn't this comment have more likes xD

    • @handyvickers
      @handyvickers Před 3 lety +2

      @@jrelivingmeme yeah, you're right.. Larry 's on fire with that one.... 🤣😅😂

  • @NoticeMeShizun
    @NoticeMeShizun Před 3 lety +2

    Ngl I’m living for the number of times I can hear wheeze laughs off camera. It’s the only thing keeping me sane rn XD

  • @dreaminginnoother
    @dreaminginnoother Před 3 lety +2

    8:40 My brain immediately went to "I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all 4 of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes... "

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs Před 3 lety +28

    Yay! Monologue time! What a night. What a night for flies!

  • @dunmatta2670
    @dunmatta2670 Před 3 lety +26

    "That fly has a longer attention span than the president!" 😂😂😂

  • @ceciliayu9826
    @ceciliayu9826 Před 3 lety +1

    The fly was stuck there, glued to his hair because of the amount of hairspray he used??? hahahahahahha. Poor fly!

  • @fierceegal7880
    @fierceegal7880 Před 3 lety +2

    You "miss that guy"? Imagine being an American without health insurance. Then you'd need him.

  • @jjboys215
    @jjboys215 Před 3 lety +22

    I actually walked up to my TV thinking a fly landed on it..
    LOL

  • @edvaira6891
    @edvaira6891 Před 3 lety +338

    Shouldn’t Pence have turned into a pillar of salt right after the “”From the first day, Pres Trump put the health of all Americans front and center” comment?!!

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 Před 3 lety +17

      You only turn into a pillar of salt if you look back when god is committing genocide.

    • @ericc.sabadin4513
      @ericc.sabadin4513 Před 3 lety +6

      Trump annointed Pence Americas Czar Against COVID-19 ... How did THAT work out? It's sad... Taiwan had less than 25 Deaths in the WHOLE Country and The White House INFECTED 23 of their "OWN" , with 211,000 DEAD Americans.... MURDEROUS!!!

    • @TheTrueAnswer
      @TheTrueAnswer Před 3 lety

      Shouldn't Kamala turn into a pillar of salt, after you know denying calling Biden a racist during this very election cycle?
      Go back and watch the primary debates from last year (but I guess no one can remember past the last eight months), because she sure didn't seem to like Biden then.

    • @Skyprince27
      @Skyprince27 Před 3 lety +5

      For me, the pillar of salt moment is when Pence said there’s no systemic racism in the USA.

    • @TheTrueAnswer
      @TheTrueAnswer Před 3 lety

      @@Skyprince27 right... as he looks to a black woman across the stage. Get real bud, if there really was systematic racism, she wouldn't be allowed in the same building as the whitest man on the planet.

  • @artmcteagle
    @artmcteagle Před 3 lety +21

    Trump isn't the most tested man, he's the most detested...

  • @suemaize5614
    @suemaize5614 Před 3 lety +1

    I love the giggle track in the background after every one of Stephen's zingers! :))

  • @LeesaDeAndrea
    @LeesaDeAndrea Před 3 lety +251

    "He's so full of crap, he's attracting flies."

    • @JesusRamirez03
      @JesusRamirez03 Před 3 lety +3

      Why so salty Andrew 😂

    • @youknowwhat1352
      @youknowwhat1352 Před 3 lety +3

      Andrew DeCelles your white boy lost Andrew, get over it!

    • @domprice9512
      @domprice9512 Před 3 lety +1

      feels like you really know shit

    • @Tom-yb6sl
      @Tom-yb6sl Před 3 lety

      @@youknowwhat1352 hasnt lost yet

    • @katiecaddle4789
      @katiecaddle4789 Před 3 lety +5

      @@DCellProductions pence didnt answer any covid answer loland all of his other answers were nothing but lies lol the WH is a covid cluster due to trump dumbass and pence is the head of the covid task force

  • @Yaseface
    @Yaseface Před 3 lety +165

    “If the titanic had been shot out of a catapult instead of pushed into the sea it could have collided with the Hindenburg killing billions”
    4:49
    What a freaking amazing line

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 3 lety +4

      I can't watch the circus that is American politics anymore.

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      @rudy103069 Před 3 lety +1

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    • @InarusLynx
      @InarusLynx Před 3 lety +3

      I fucking died when he said this shit 🤣

  • @melanierichards775
    @melanierichards775 Před 3 lety +3

    I've missed your 'Bernie' .. fantastic.. 🤣🤣👍

  • @mildmayheadless5217
    @mildmayheadless5217 Před 3 lety

    This is full on DTS but the joke about bigger Alps was HILARIOUS! 😂😂