Mask-Holes Like Tucker Carlson Undermine Efforts To End The Pandemic

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  • čas přidán 26. 04. 2021
  • Early in the pandemic, conservative activists chose to make mask-wearing a wedge issue to fire up their base. The repercussions are still being felt, from the Fox News studios in New York City to the Temecula, California city council chamber, and many places in between.
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  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 3 lety +1168

    It’s illegal to phone the police to report a false crime, he’s telling people to tie up police lines and commit an illegal act. Will nothing get him off the air?

    • @lanapowell
      @lanapowell Před 3 lety +219

      "No reasonable person would believe anything that Tucker Carlson says." --Tucker Carlson's lawyers

    • @kaitlnwhite6809
      @kaitlnwhite6809 Před 3 lety +164

      It should be illegal to advocate for harassment or threatening people’s health and yet Fox is still pushing lies.

    • @cindypomerleau950
      @cindypomerleau950 Před 3 lety +67

      @@lanapowell
      I hope we get to test that theory in court...again.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Před 3 lety +4

      @@cindypomerleau950 what do you mean should be? I already is.

    • @utezahn3174
      @utezahn3174 Před 3 lety +47

      It is highly unlikely Child Protective Services would come out on a call like that, anyway. TC is only trying to rile up the base and cause mischief.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 3 lety +278

    Because most social workers don’t have enough to do, now they need to investigate this garbage. The utter stupidity is shocking

    • @wait...what...
      @wait...what... Před 3 lety +13

      Social workers are so overworked. I would like to think most 911 dispatchers would inform them that children wearing masks is not illegal and that continued abuse of emergency services could result in a fine. ohhhh ... and no, the police and CPS will not be responding, so mind your own business and go home!

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 Před 3 lety +13

      Can kids call in their parents if said parents refuse to get the vaccine or wear masks? That would seem fair.

    • @wait...what...
      @wait...what... Před 3 lety +1

      @@lyndsaybrown8471 That's a great question, I would think it would work the same. Not getting a vaccine or not wearing a mask is not illegal (unless one or the other are a requirement at an establishment and they're refusing to comply). However, I would also like to think a good 911 dispatcher would delve in deeper as to why that child called.

    • @laurel1865
      @laurel1865 Před 3 lety +4

      I can’t see a reasonable social worker coming out to check to see a child in a mask. Children can’t get vaccinated.

    • @laurel1865
      @laurel1865 Před 3 lety +7

      Stupidity indeed. How does Tucker even have a show? That’s stupidity.

  • @sandyfeister3354
    @sandyfeister3354 Před 3 lety +163

    I truly enjoy listening to him try to make his wife laugh, and her laughter when he succeeds. Couple goals.

    • @AmbassadorScorpio
      @AmbassadorScorpio Před 3 lety +1

      Shut up

    • @bergssprangare
      @bergssprangare Před 2 lety

      Pathetic.. using every trick in the Communist ruling book :
      1. Accuse others of your crimes.
      2. Never take responsibility, just give blame to others for your mistakes
      3. Orwellian language, change the meaning of words..Inflation is good economy
      4 Blatantly lie..The lying elite always get away w it..Let.s go Brandon..

  • @steph8842
    @steph8842 Před 3 lety +16

    Can we NOT bring the audience back! This setting is soooooo much better. Feels so intimate and Colbert is so relaxed. I am OK with just his staff and wife laughing.

  • @stephanie5249
    @stephanie5249 Před 3 lety +264

    When you find yourself comparing your plight to that of Rosa Parks... stop. Just, stop.

    • @seta-san2149
      @seta-san2149 Před 3 lety +3

      she had no plight. She was hand picked for an astroturf mission.

    • @thomasblaine3193
      @thomasblaine3193 Před 3 lety +12

      If your fighting systemic racism the analogy is appropriate. Putting on a mask is nothing like Rose parks.

    • @okeomslax26
      @okeomslax26 Před 3 lety +9

      @@seta-san2149 are you seriously out here claiming black people weren’t forced to be segregated?😂 my god you have a wild mind to use the mental gymnastics to think that planning a protest to protest being oppressed is the same as not being oppressed

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Před 3 lety +8

      @@okeomslax26 I think Seta was talking about the antimasker, not about Rosa.

    • @okeomslax26
      @okeomslax26 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kenbrown2808 oh shoot haha egg on my face. I hope that’s the case!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 3 lety +202

    I'll keep wearing mine anyway. Just so people will be able to tell I'm not a GQP'er!

  • @Tymbus
    @Tymbus Před 3 lety +6

    "I feel like I'm being pushed to the back of the bus" But we're trying to push you off the bus!

  • @elcarpe9186
    @elcarpe9186 Před 3 lety +5

    I've been calling him a "mother-tucker" for years now ! thanks for the validation !

  • @TheBioExplorer
    @TheBioExplorer Před 3 lety +120

    When I taught about the bubonic plague I remember students being shocked and unable to understand how many strange, awful, and illogical things people did out of fear of the plague. They saw the people as ignorant and backwards. Well people in the future are going to think even worse of us because we actually are told the correct science... but we still have people acting just as nuts.

    • @aceofspades9503
      @aceofspades9503 Před 3 lety +24

      Its been utterly amazing how closely this pandemic has followed along with the levels of crazy that existed centuries before germ theory and the invention of penicillin. I see it as proof that the human race hasn't really evolved all that much since the 14th century.

    • @carlathelibra4228
      @carlathelibra4228 Před 3 lety +4

      💯... very true!

    • @Red-rl1xx
      @Red-rl1xx Před 3 lety +5

      You and Kat R. both hit it right on the head!

    • @TheBioExplorer
      @TheBioExplorer Před 3 lety +6

      ⬆️ Enter exhibit A into evidence.🙄

    • @carlathelibra4228
      @carlathelibra4228 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheBioExplorer Yep!! Unbelievable

  • @southsider9638
    @southsider9638 Před 3 lety +1590

    The only thing that should be 'illegal' is Tucker Carlson being able to talk on tv

    • @RobertMadden
      @RobertMadden Před 3 lety +11

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @justjackie7272
      @justjackie7272 Před 3 lety +48

      @@masterassemblers1 First this 🖕🤪

    • @lenschwedt9646
      @lenschwedt9646 Před 3 lety +99

      @@masterassemblers1
      Well free speach but i think after this many false, dangerous and misleading rants he should not be supported by an official mediaoutlet or at least have a banner in frame that says "Lunatic, please confirm information by asking a sane, intelligent person about it. " .

    • @southsider9638
      @southsider9638 Před 3 lety +80

      @@masterassemblers1 I never said he couldn't speak his stupidity, I just said his BS should be illegal on TV. He can scream his ridiculous rhetoric into the ether for all I care. I shouldn't have to be subjected to it.

    • @sarahbarrett1247
      @sarahbarrett1247 Před 3 lety +75

      @@masterassemblers1 Tucker is for the first amendment for himself, yet wants to take it away from others he disagrees with. Also the first amendment doesn't cover hate speech or speech encouraging violence which means large parts of Carlson's show isn't covered.

  • @itscs1175
    @itscs1175 Před 3 lety +10

    Stephen reading the lawer note and the camera man's reaction had me rolling 🤣

  • @jojoba11
    @jojoba11 Před 3 lety +28

    Jesus, this monologue was insane! I thought things couldn't get worse after tucker but it just got crazier and crazier. Stephen was 11/10!

  • @Hannah_Em
    @Hannah_Em Před 3 lety +1906

    Jeeesus, that councilwoman is simply incredible... "being asked to wear a mask makes me feel like Rosa Parks"? She's hitting levels of whiteness I didn't even know were possible to achieve, and I'm a ginger girl who glows in the dark and is physically incapable of getting a suntan.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx Před 3 lety +72

      I don't even know what I am. White supremacists say I'm not white, and every brown person on the planet says I am. Like, what's the point of being a straight, white male if the Nazis still want to kill me? I don't hate the privilege aspect, though. I just wish everyone else was treated as well as whitey.

    • @johnsmirh8695
      @johnsmirh8695 Před 3 lety +3

      Oh really? Well it was a little weird how she started saying that the simple fact that she doesn't believe in wearing a mask for other people's Comfort is getting her ostracized and then all of a sudden and short succession people started bouncing out of the conference call disregarding any of her valid points that she was making. Yeah that's strange almost like exactly what she was saying happened. You can use words to try to blow something out of proportion but she was just using Rosa Parks as an example. And for people to jump on that and try to make it something that it isn't is clear and simple evidence that they don't have anything else evidence wise to stand on.

    • @ArcaneSnowflake
      @ArcaneSnowflake Před 3 lety +185

      @@johnsmirh8695 the problem in her comparison is that she brought up a segregation issue. The level of stupidity to bring in an incident of civil rights protest into a conversation about being rejected for not wearing a mask (something that is not really her place to judge - she gets ostracized because no one wants to potentially get covid off of her. Not because of the colour of her skin). Wearing a mask isn't a civil rights issue particularly in comparison to black rights because the level of discrimination is not even close to actually comparable. On the one hand black people were treated as if they were a disease, on the other hand she gets treated like she has a disease because she very well might have/get one and infect someone else because she isn't covering her mouth (the primary vector for covid).

    • @berenicemarchese1593
      @berenicemarchese1593 Před 3 lety +37

      Why do you use "whiteness" as an insult? If you don't use "blackness" as an insult, you shouldn't use the other. What this council person demonstrated was a lack of historical awareness coupled with grandiose thinking, selfishness and narcissism. It has nothing to do with her race (she's multiracial) and everything to do with foolish, selfish naiveté.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Před 3 lety +22

      @@berenicemarchese1593 because black people dont refer to themselves as black or blackness. That's a handle for white people's whiteness. We are just humans. We aren't black. We don't draw that line whiteness does.

  • @khefrenka2348
    @khefrenka2348 Před 3 lety +337

    Who knew that a little piece of cloth would push these rugged individuals over the edge.

    • @riel4553
      @riel4553 Před 3 lety +22

      I should be surprised, but no. Some people cover their hair bc of religious or even medical reasons; and there are people out there that would pull a scarf off a child's head because "it makes them uncomfortable"

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra Před 3 lety +5

      That's the people that came up with the "crystal generation" stuff

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck Před 3 lety +6

      Taking away their cloth hoods started it.

    • @sheilalopez3100
      @sheilalopez3100 Před 3 lety +4

      It doesn't take much.

    • @lorraineeasydoesit8448
      @lorraineeasydoesit8448 Před 3 lety +2

      What would happen if the actually had to sacrifice for something? Scary thought.

  • @Rude_Potato
    @Rude_Potato Před 3 lety +62

    I can't imagine being so delicate that I'm harmed by a little paper mask. If someone is truly in such a fragile state they should seriously consider that they have reached the point in life for a managed care facility.

    • @PeterQuentercrimsonbamboo
      @PeterQuentercrimsonbamboo Před 3 lety +11

      I can’t image someone being so medically-clinically-biologically ignorant that they believe a little paper mask is the difference between life and certain death from a virus - if someone is truly in such a panicked fearful state, they should seriously consider that they have the point in life to just stay home and avoid all human contact -

    • @tl8211
      @tl8211 Před 3 lety +7

      @@PeterQuentercrimsonbamboo Nobody is saying it's the difference between life and certain death, genius. Go call the police on someone for no reason or whatever the hell you guys do for fun.

    • @Stukenny46
      @Stukenny46 Před 3 lety +8

      @@tl8211 So what's the point in the masks then? Not really useful against influenza and covid particles are smaller.....Its the mask wearing drones that are scared of their own shadow who call the police the moment they spot someone without a mask on.
      You stated it isnt about life and death so what is it about then?

    • @PeterQuentercrimsonbamboo
      @PeterQuentercrimsonbamboo Před 3 lety +2

      @@tl8211 Huh..?!? .. it is not me who calls the police on others over masks, genius -
      It are the people who ignore data and evidence and reasoned perspective who snitch and call the police and wish infections and ill health on those who even just simply ask questions !
      here just a few (of the hundreds more easily to be found across the net, by thousands of medical doctors, clinicians, immunologists, virologists, epidemiologists... ) links to the evidence compiled:
      tomwoods.com/covid/

    • @tl8211
      @tl8211 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Stukenny46 >You stated it isnt about life and death so what is it about then?
      No, I said it's not the difference between life and certain death. Learn how to read English.

  • @deborahfreedman333
    @deborahfreedman333 Před 3 lety +31

    Got my second Pfizer jab a couple hours ago. I'm still going to wear a mask in public, but I get to look after my darling little grandson again.

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 Před 3 lety +3

      Awesome. I got my First AstraZeneca one on Monday.

    • @lindzieh
      @lindzieh Před 3 lety +2

      That’s so exciting. I hope you get a big hug from him ❤️

    • @Emma-ob5oj
      @Emma-ob5oj Před 3 lety +2

      Deborah Freedman that’s great. I got fully vaccinated and still wear a mask

    • @barne3668
      @barne3668 Před 3 lety

      good luck with that.

  • @Smilley85
    @Smilley85 Před 3 lety +95

    You know your defense is shaky when the best your lawyer can come up with is "My client misspelled the insult aimed at the defendant, so it doesn't count."

  • @zwergz1122
    @zwergz1122 Před 3 lety +867

    If anyone approached me and said "Would you please take off your mask? science shows you shouldn't be wearing it, your mask is making me uncomfortable" I'd hand them a potted plant to carry around to replace the air they're wasting

    • @lokithecat7225
      @lokithecat7225 Před 3 lety +87

      I'm not sure what's more unrealistic....
      That you think someone will approach you, and politely ask this question
      That you think you will be wandering around with enough potted plants to hand them out to every idiot

    • @edh7071
      @edh7071 Před 3 lety +76

      @@lokithecat7225 Follow the Boy Scout Motto: "Be Prepared."

    • @LD86
      @LD86 Před 3 lety +6

      LOL 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Guidingleech
      @Guidingleech Před 3 lety +25

      Obviously this person is either a druid or a knight of the order of Ni!

    • @bronwynburns7421
      @bronwynburns7421 Před 3 lety +17

      Umm how dare anyone confront anyone who chooses to wear a mask. America crap...

  • @tedculbertson6320
    @tedculbertson6320 Před 3 lety +7

    "At least three women with menstrual cycles impacted after having spent time with a vaccinated person." That's not so hard to believe, assuming that "spent time" means "have sex."

  • @Mucholian
    @Mucholian Před 3 lety +37

    Stephen is an angel. He helped millions through this horrible pandemic... ❤️❤️❤️

  • @couchpotato6270
    @couchpotato6270 Před 3 lety +87

    What is wrong with these judges, letting these Insurrectionists out on bail? Not only that the one judge let a insurrectionist go on a business trip in Mexico. SMDH.

    • @forgeustiss6667
      @forgeustiss6667 Před 3 lety +2

      It was a trip with employees and co-workers to promote bonding.

    • @orangemanbadtrust1692
      @orangemanbadtrust1692 Před 3 lety +1

      I know. What's up with kamala posting bail for antifa and blm aka burn loot murder,domestic terrorists?

    • @paulklp8262
      @paulklp8262 Před 3 lety +4

      @@orangemanbadtrust1692 Antifa and BLM totally attacked the Capitol and tried to hang Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi.

    • @occhamsrazor
      @occhamsrazor Před 3 lety +6

      @@orangemanbadtrust1692 She didn't post bail...
      But then again... Facts don't matter to you folks.
      So I see no point in actually correcting you. But thanks for supporting The Late Show... Oh and since you hate watched and posted a comment, the CZcams algorithm will now send you even more to watch! Congrats!

    • @occhamsrazor
      @occhamsrazor Před 3 lety

      @Bass N Brass Spouting violence... Tell us what violence did she inspire?

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 3 lety +171

    Judging from Tucker's comments, he may have been repeatedly dropped on his head as a child... someone should have called Child Services back then...

    • @nixnox1962
      @nixnox1962 Před 3 lety +11

      That unflappable look of confusion may not be just for show...

    • @smokyquartz5817
      @smokyquartz5817 Před 3 lety +9

      Repeatedly dropped on his face...that's an ugly man.

    • @douglaslowe5
      @douglaslowe5 Před 3 lety +9

      He's a pasty faced soft little Lord Fauntleroy. He'd never admit it, but he's been vaccinated and stays in a bubble.

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss Před 3 lety +3

      His folks should have used a condom

    • @p.m.s.6263
      @p.m.s.6263 Před 3 lety

      From reading your comments, i have no doubt that YOU were dropped on your head...probably last week.

  • @GIChiyo
    @GIChiyo Před 3 lety +8

    I love how they keep making jokes about the vax-scene bit being long, yet make it longer and longer each time lol

    • @kinikahau
      @kinikahau Před 3 lety

      The mask-hole joke is played out and lame, plus look who it coming from.

  • @carolynmcmickle9742
    @carolynmcmickle9742 Před 3 lety +14

    I just got Pfizer 2 of 2 today!!I have several mini reunions scheduled in May and June, so Adios, y’all!! 👏🏻💙❤️🥳

    • @maargenbx1454
      @maargenbx1454 Před 3 lety

      A friend and I celebrated our Peak Immunity Day (2 weeks after the 2nd shot) by going to a steakhouse and eating indoors at a restaurant for the first time in a year. Let the good times roll! 🥳🥳🥳

  • @dappppppppt
    @dappppppppt Před 3 lety +509

    Imagine being so privileged that wearing a mask is the most oppressed one has ever been 🙄

    • @crienhardt1
      @crienhardt1 Před 3 lety +35

      @Bass N Brass Why do you think this is a stupid comment? It seems right on point to me. If a mask is the worse thing oppressing you, then you probably lead a pretty charmed life.

    • @liquidsn
      @liquidsn Před 3 lety +3

      @@crienhardt1 A semi-charmed kind of life? Baby? Baby?

    • @newbiemaddie
      @newbiemaddie Před 3 lety +4

      @lauryn kate 💯 agreed!

    • @tomschmitz261
      @tomschmitz261 Před 3 lety +6

      exactly! as i've always said i've got 2 words for people like this: anne frank.... end of story.

    • @jameshughes1641
      @jameshughes1641 Před 3 lety

      @Bass N Brass care to elaborate why?

  • @nickdillinger
    @nickdillinger Před 3 lety +106

    That barbershot quartet was amazing.

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 Před 3 lety +7

      Don't know what they pay whoever came up that bit, but it isn't enough.

    • @fredherfst8148
      @fredherfst8148 Před 3 lety +9

      Definitely not too long..sorry Mr Colbert..

    • @musiclover25lives72
      @musiclover25lives72 Před 3 lety +3

      Loved it..! Try singing in anyway with your best buds (even after some liquid courage 🍺🥃) don’t forget to record it for some laughs the next morning.. Point being, those singers were great 👍🏼

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 Před 3 lety +6

      I loved it!
      If you liked that, you may also like: *_MR. BIDEN (Bring My Vaccine) - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody_* on CZcams.
      Someone else also did a fun adaptation of the song a year ago: _Student makes COVID-19 parody with Mr.Sandman tune • Apr 11, 2020_
      also: _"Dr. Fauci", song by Carrie Dahlby a parody of "Mr. Sandman" by the Chordettes_ • Apr 14, 2020

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 Před 3 lety +4

      “barbershot” quartet -- oh, that's good!

  • @slianyong7550
    @slianyong7550 Před 3 lety +9

    Always love when Evie is there and laughing

  • @colbybelk
    @colbybelk Před 3 lety +17

    Don’t ever stop going long, please. We need you two. Your chemistry is not only disgustingly sweet, it’s heartwarmingly comforting. Like watching my grandparents (who I never see) as they were.

  • @benshao7184
    @benshao7184 Před 3 lety +399

    If you keep calling for child protection services because a child is wearing a mask, I am sure someone would show up. Maybe they will take you to a more proper place so these poor kids won’t get stalked by crazy people.

    • @WalkingChampion
      @WalkingChampion Před 3 lety +23

      I'll tell you right now CPS will not respond to a call like that. You can not call them because you don't agree with someone's parenting style- only if you have evidence that their safety is at risk- as a mandated reporter that has to get a yearly training on this

    • @lumsdelj
      @lumsdelj Před 3 lety +28

      Not to mention a horrible waste of taxpayer's money and the time/attention taken away from children that actually need help. That comment pissed me off so much

    • @vladimirseven777
      @vladimirseven777 Před 3 lety +16

      Actually this is what happening on russian TV today during their war against NATO - mass hysteria rising with every word said. Fox is just replica of russian TV. No matter it is idiotic, but very scary at the instincts level, all viewers need to do is turn off their brains. From that point of view Fox is professional brainwashing machine.

    • @sabrinaspeakeasy
      @sabrinaspeakeasy Před 3 lety +23

      Making a false CPS referral is misdemeanor

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před 3 lety +8

      @@sabrinaspeakeasy good.

  • @robinaddis-vaughn7271
    @robinaddis-vaughn7271 Před 3 lety +25

    Yeah, I may continue to wear a mask 😷 after everything is over. I'm in a high risk group, I have lupus and leukemia. Plus, it's allergy season, that's a good enough reason for me now that I'm used to it.

  • @susanbengston3496
    @susanbengston3496 Před 3 lety

    Please, Please Please Please, Keep This GOING!!!!! CLASSIC HILARIOUS!!!!!! Colbert, YOU ARE OUR VERY STABLE GENIUS, FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ktsargent9231
    @ktsargent9231 Před 3 lety +165

    He actually just compared children wearing masks to children being beaten and was completely serious. My jaw has dropped

    • @KathyHussey063
      @KathyHussey063 Před 3 lety +8

      yea Tucks is insane anymore....nuttier than a fruitcake.

    • @ragnarlothbrook7958
      @ragnarlothbrook7958 Před 3 lety +12

      Well it’s kinda insane to force kids to wear masks 24/7 at school or anywhere. They need oxygen too folks. Not to mention the mask will just be spreading germs faster. (Kids mess and fiddle with everything) Btw 100million plus people have been vaccinated, the weak and sick are safe. This was supposed to be two weeks to flatten the curb.... we are approaching two years. It’s time to get our freedoms back. And you folks think republicans and independents are crazy for questioning this ? ? ? I got a news flash for yeah too. No matter what you do, you will get sick in your life. Weather it’s the flu or whatever. The world is tough and scary at times but it’s time to be brave again.

    • @tinyguy9398
      @tinyguy9398 Před 3 lety +31

      + Ragnar Loth brook
      No Ragnar Loth brook, we think people like you who think 13 months is "almost two years" are crazy. Stop being a sheep following whatever daddy Tucker tells you and start listening to people who actually spent years and some their entire careers studying these things you sanctimonious twat! If you think Tucker with an undergraduate degree in Communications is the authority over thousands of scientists who have their MDs / PhDs in immunology you are the one who is insane.

    • @ragnarlothbrook7958
      @ragnarlothbrook7958 Před 3 lety +5

      @@tinyguy9398 all I was saying is that eventually it’s gonna be 2 years. Course you knew that, typical smug libtard elite Attitude. Yes, we know you think your better then everyone else cause you wear 3 mask when you jog by yourself 😂😂 your sssssoooo smart lol 😂

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london Před 3 lety +24

      @@ragnarlothbrook7958 They are not asking kids to wear masks 24/7 - just in indoor, crowded places. And you do know that you can breathe through the masks? Furthermore, the weather or the flu has not killed 500,000+ people in the US in one year. Good fucking grief, stop and think a bit.

  • @thecrazycelt5143
    @thecrazycelt5143 Před 3 lety +17

    Thank you for making your beautiful wife apart of your show! Her laughter is contagious!
    Oh no! 😜💜🧚‍♀️

  • @ctomsky
    @ctomsky Před 3 lety +352

    Tucker honestly sounds like an article from The Onion trying to make fun of how ridiculous anti-maskers sound, but even they would've dialed it back.

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon Před 3 lety +51

      The Onion is in danger of going under because reality has become far more ridiculous than any satire they can produce.

    • @Zahaqiel
      @Zahaqiel Před 3 lety +14

      "New Covid Cases Continue To Soar Even Though Todd Peters Of Scottsdale, AZ Said It Would Be Over By Now"
      "Man Feels Like He Can’t Breathe With Mask Wadded Up In Mouth"
      "New Texas Law Requires All Masks Have Word ‘P****’ Written Across Front"
      "Potential Solutions For Preventing A Wild Pandemic Spring Break"
      - Onion article headlines

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 3 lety +10

      @@IRLTheGreatZarquon Can't tell the difference anymore. 😯

    • @duddude321
      @duddude321 Před 3 lety +3

      No they wouldn't. If anything they'd double down, but they haven't because they can't figure out how to exceed the absurdity that is the real actions of real people in real life. If conservatives and republicans don't stop doing this shit The Onion is gonna sue. If someone comes out and performs your original skit before you do once it's a coincidence, twice you're profoundly unlucky, but three times is enemy action, somebody's stealing your scripts.

    • @eccentricity23
      @eccentricity23 Před 3 lety

      r/nottheonion

  • @smintili
    @smintili Před 3 lety +13

    The Rosa Parks thing is such a wtf moment… reminds me of that weird woman from Germany who went on a rally of Corona deniers and said she feels like Sophie Scholl because of the lockdown.

  • @marylhere
    @marylhere Před 3 lety +1

    I am loving the subtle and not so subtle giggling of the “audience”.....thank you Evie.

  • @David0gden
    @David0gden Před 3 lety +243

    It was by far the best vaccination jingle I've heard since Dolly Parton sang during her vaccination. Bravo Late Show staff! So good 🤓

    • @buffstraw2969
      @buffstraw2969 Před 3 lety +14

      Randy Rainbow did it better. And earlier.

    • @monapersson2501
      @monapersson2501 Před 3 lety +10

      Randy Rainbow's is far better.

    • @buffstraw2969
      @buffstraw2969 Před 3 lety +2

      @@monapersson2501 Agreed.

    • @wildcoastart
      @wildcoastart Před 3 lety +4

      Most likely Stephen's staff never heard Randy Rainbow's"Mr.Biden" before they decided to use this song. Don't try to outdo the master... He already recorded the perfect catchiest vaccine song.
      Suggestion: play Randy's song on A Late Show. Give him the airtime , it could persuade a lot of people to take the vaccination.

    • @buffstraw2969
      @buffstraw2969 Před 3 lety

      @@wildcoastart "Most likely Stephen's staff never heard Randy Rainbow's"Mr.Biden" before they decided to use this song."
      Pure speculation. Why is that "most likely"? It's equally likely they think we CZcams viewers are so dumb we haven't heard of Randy Rainbow, so they figured they could get away with it.

  • @petuniapop7819
    @petuniapop7819 Před 3 lety +45

    7:37 “the school’s cofounder and dad’s new wife- PLEASE GIVE HER A CHANCE” lol Evie liked that one 😂 😂

  • @paulmatulevich3623
    @paulmatulevich3623 Před 3 lety +3

    It's sad that a situation can be so ridiculous that at the start of the bit about french and greek I totally still thought you were being serious 😆

  • @comom2055
    @comom2055 Před 3 lety

    Hahaha! Now I’m waiting for someone to call the cops or CPS when they see my five year old wearing a mask at the park!

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck Před 3 lety +172

    Tucker Carlson on Fox News told his audience that people wearing masks outside are "the aggressors" and that "the next time you see someone in a mask on the sidewalk or on the bike path, do not hesitate" to get in their face and demand they remove the mask. Carlson claimed this can be done "politely but firmly," but of course, it's categorically impossible to "politely" boss other people around about choices that simply do not affect you. -- SALON
    And no, his story about how masks "prevent intimacy and human contact" is not enough. Strangers on the street do not owe you "intimacy," despite what creeps who follow women around and demand smiles might wish to believe. Carlson then escalated by asking his viewers to call the police when they see children wearing masks because it "should be illegal."

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless Před 3 lety +26

      Yeah, but he says he believes in "freedom".. Lol.
      The man is stupid.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Před 3 lety +4

      can the maskers stand their ground?

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Před 3 lety +16

      Watching from Australia: it’s truly mind blowing! 😖😟

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried Před 3 lety +7

      @@EH23831 I wish I was watching from afar. I envy you your perspective.

    • @bonnys3015
      @bonnys3015 Před 3 lety +11

      Anyone who decides to get in my face about wearing a mask will need one - for his bloody nose.

  • @stonefacedmedusa5542
    @stonefacedmedusa5542 Před 3 lety +34

    I love the vax-scene! The songs and lyrics are great!

  • @asatowne5234
    @asatowne5234 Před 3 lety +37

    Also, I thought Magats wanted Eric's Dad to get credit for the vaccine, but they don't want to take it? Stable Geniuses.

    • @maargenbx1454
      @maargenbx1454 Před 3 lety +2

      I know, right?? Maybe they’re refusing to take the vaccine because none were named after him...that’ll pwn the libs!

  • @majinvegeta6364
    @majinvegeta6364 Před 3 lety +94

    ...
    ...
    ...
    The anti-masker comparing her ultra privileged experience to that of Rosa Parks is one of the most tone-deaf, crazy-person, rants that I have ever heard. 🙄😳🤦‍♂️

    • @aignemakerofchase
      @aignemakerofchase Před 3 lety +3

      Southern california is crazy. At the beginning of the pandemic, a man wore his kkklan hood in a grocery store not too far from temecula. They don't call santee klantee for nothing

    • @Walawalacookie
      @Walawalacookie Před 3 lety +1

      I was really hoping a lot more of the people on that call would have left the call when she started spouting that crap. Good on that one lady

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 Před 3 lety

      sadly she isnt the first one, the deranged right have been making comparisons between wearing a mask for others safety and either slavery or the civil rights movement since last year

  • @Br0nto5aurus
    @Br0nto5aurus Před 3 lety +156

    I plan on wearing masks long after I'm vaccinated. I love that it's an extra accessory I can pick, I can mouth words and lyrics, and have genuine reactions without others seeing. I'm more comfortable with one on now.

    • @mjquintana26
      @mjquintana26 Před 3 lety +18

      👍 same here.

    • @yellowwoodstraveler
      @yellowwoodstraveler Před 3 lety +10

      And I can eat broccoli stirfry for lunch at work!

    • @Kiputytto_minis
      @Kiputytto_minis Před 3 lety +28

      I bought a plastic mask bracket from 4Ocean and it's made wearing a mask a million times more comfortable. I definitely plan to continue wearing one especially since this is never going to end. Even if we reach herd immunity dumb anti-vaxers are going to keep mutating new strains.

    • @lyndiss.2017
      @lyndiss.2017 Před 3 lety +19

      The only makeup I do is on my lips, and with mask, I don't even need to do that! MY THING!

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 Před 3 lety +18

      Not to mention when it's really cold outside. It makes breathing much more comfortable; less freezing air.

  • @axaganyu
    @axaganyu Před 3 lety +3

    The Not a Match guy looks like Starburns and the Rosa Parks city council lady literally made my computer crash and scream for a while before it finally rebooted

  • @carrielange2692
    @carrielange2692 Před 3 lety +3

    i need an 8 hour track of Stephen doing ASMR, please

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 Před 3 lety +839

    "No reasonable person should ever take Tucker Carlson's words seriously." - Tucker Carlson's own lawyer admitted in court

    • @stevnated
      @stevnated Před 3 lety +81

      Unfortunately, seems like a lot of his viewers are not reasonable persons?

    • @Mustang7120
      @Mustang7120 Před 3 lety +39

      I had to tell my own mother about this because she was trying to convince my grandmother to stop watching the local news and watch Fox News instead because they are lying...

    • @dustinvanpelt2068
      @dustinvanpelt2068 Před 3 lety +3

      Right just like Rachel Madcow lawyer saif the same thing. Both sides push propaganda and BS at times.

    • @LD86
      @LD86 Před 3 lety +17

      Faux Entertainment is entertaining, tragic and dangerous with the misinformation and lies they peddle.

    • @Mustang7120
      @Mustang7120 Před 3 lety +35

      @@dustinvanpelt2068 Are you confusing Rachel Maddow with Sidney Powell?
      www.newsweek.com/sidney-powell-uses-same-defamation-defense-tucker-carlsons-fox-news-show-1578046
      Hmm..... I wonder who liked your comment?

  • @jasonlives314
    @jasonlives314 Před 3 lety +13

    Mr. Sandman was NOT too long. It was perfect, sir! 🤣

  • @theresa3
    @theresa3 Před 3 lety +2

    I love hearing your wife laughing in the background 😭😭♥️

  • @stalwart56k
    @stalwart56k Před 3 lety +1

    THAT VACCINE JINGLE WAS AWESOME!!!! GIVE ME MORE!!!! The one time the singing is good, Stephen complains about it being too long. All the others were way too long, this one wasn't long enough.

  • @foppishdilletaunt9911
    @foppishdilletaunt9911 Před 3 lety +92

    “...your mask is making me uncomfortable...”
    “YOUR pants are making me uncomfortable...”

    • @whitebird5383
      @whitebird5383 Před 3 lety +10

      Or .... your face is making me uncomfortable. Lol

    • @melissamartindale4431
      @melissamartindale4431 Před 3 lety +14

      "Your ignorance is making me uncomfortable. Come on children, let's get away from the crazy person slowly...and go tell daddy that there's idiots hanging out at the park now."

    • @themarbleking
      @themarbleking Před 3 lety +7

      Someone asked me why I was wearing a mask at a bus stop in London? I took off my mask and told them.. “I have TB”. Then I coughed.

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood Před 3 lety +4

      @@themarbleking I laughed at that move you made. Also I read your retort with an English accent. Don't know why.

    • @cryst2hu
      @cryst2hu Před 3 lety +1

      His face and voice makes me uncomfortable

  • @WildFyreful
    @WildFyreful Před 3 lety +63

    The "Depressed Wolverine" description made me lose it and nearly choke on my drink.

  • @debadev2179
    @debadev2179 Před 3 lety

    😂😂😂😂MASK-HOLE I’m going to use this all the time

  • @IanAlcorn
    @IanAlcorn Před 3 lety +2

    Today's vac-scene song was amazing. XD

  • @Wiiware2568
    @Wiiware2568 Před 3 lety +19

    Another classic Evie episode😂 Please keep bringing her back. Her laugh is contagious

  • @justincase9337
    @justincase9337 Před 3 lety +341

    As a black man that really upsets me, her comparing Rosa Parks to wearing mask.

    • @Dieann63
      @Dieann63 Před 3 lety +48

      I'm white and it pissed me off!!! How dare she bring Rosa's struggles up to compare with her imagined mask issues!

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Před 3 lety +38

      I'm not an American and I thought it was arrogant beyond belief.

    • @anitagee3362
      @anitagee3362 Před 3 lety +1

      That's EXACTLY the goal, just in a different way. 😠

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 Před 3 lety +19

      They always reach for our struggle to be assholes when it suits their interests.

    • @sexy0coffee
      @sexy0coffee Před 3 lety

      Someone get this man a tissue

  • @milesjay2330
    @milesjay2330 Před 3 lety

    That mister sandman was siiiiic!! Props to the team, esp singers and arrangers!

  • @YodatheHobbit
    @YodatheHobbit Před 3 lety +1

    Tucker Carlson need to be put in jail. PLEASE put him in JAIL!

  • @michaellombardi1620
    @michaellombardi1620 Před 3 lety +215

    With Donny gone, Tucker is a new daily reminder of the precious gift the of sanity the rest of us should never take for granted

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 Před 3 lety +1

      Well put!

    • @FIDIOT-cringe
      @FIDIOT-cringe Před 3 lety +3

      We're going to be okay everyone. When I saw the name "Donny" I went to "Osmond". I thought "Oh great! I suppose my 1st (as in literally 45 yrs ago) true love died.". BUT I DIDN'T THINK OF 45!! There's going to be a dawn!

    • @chrisprescott2273
      @chrisprescott2273 Před 3 lety +2

      Hes the grift that keeps on grifting.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch Před 3 lety +1

      Well, we've also got Marj Greene and Lauri Boebert and...ah, plenty more.

    • @arhafrench5319
      @arhafrench5319 Před 3 lety

      💥✊🏾😂

  • @andreap7337
    @andreap7337 Před 3 lety +42

    It makes me so mad that people are refusing to get vaccinated. My family is in Canada and they are so short on vaccinations. My grandma is 93, received her first dose a month ago, but she’s unable to get the second dose until the middle of JULY!! She is the sweetest lady and it breaks my heart that she is living her last years pretty much alone in isolation. I FaceTime her many times a day, but it’s just not the same. I am a student in the US, soI haven’t been able to see any of my family in over a year, because I’m trying to do the right thing and keep people safe and not be selfish.

    • @PariahQuail
      @PariahQuail Před 3 lety +6

      It’s just become readily available in my city. I got my first one today and I’ll get the second. I lost loved ones to hospital overcapacity and I get apoplectic when I see anti vax protests or people refusing to mask up.
      The vax is safe and Free to everyone. get your life back.

    • @katherinekelly5380
      @katherinekelly5380 Před 3 lety +3

      If it makes you feel better, some studies indicate better overall immunity if the second shot is given 12+ weeks after the first one

    • @ArcaneSnowflake
      @ArcaneSnowflake Před 3 lety +7

      the worst is that other vulnerable groups in Canada can't get vaxxed yet. Two of my friends' moms are immunocompromised from cancer treatments but they aren't allowed to get vaccines yet. I am somewhat immunocompromised, have multiple chronic conditions and have an intellectual disability but I can't get one. Right now the second shot doesn't matter as badly as the first does and we don't have enough to even do that meanwhile we're waiting for the US to finish vaccinated so that we can buy or borrow vaccines from the US surplus. Most of Canada's vaccines are coming from Europe (and I think India) and its absolutely insane. Plus there are those contracts that prevent the States from distributing certain vaccines to other countries

    • @andreap7337
      @andreap7337 Před 3 lety +6

      I know, there are many of my family and friends who are immunocompromised that still have yet to receive their first dose as well. It just boils my blood that there are all these doses available down here and people refusing to get them, while others are literally dying because they don’t have access to them. Yet, the people who refuse the vaccination are often the first ones to cry about their rights being taken away because businesses are unable to operate normally and have to enforce certain regulations.

    • @yvonnetomenga5726
      @yvonnetomenga5726 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ArcaneSnowflake • You have my sympathy. As of 2 weeks ago, my nearest vaccine locations were fully booked. I was finally able to make an appointment yesterday.
      I hope we will be able to send you vaccines soon. At least we have a competent President now who has made sure we have an oversupply. I think the only hold-up now is the dire situation in India because President Biden has promised them vaccines. I hope you stay well until we can help. I'm sure the business community is pushing for sharing vaccines behind the scenes because they want our border open.

  • @teresamendoza1194
    @teresamendoza1194 Před 3 lety

    I just loved the vaccine melody!! Genius writing!🤗🤣🎶🎶

  • @bigb3n011
    @bigb3n011 Před 3 lety +3

    People who watch this show or any late night television are lost to all reason.

  • @CptnJCFG
    @CptnJCFG Před 3 lety +17

    I'll wear my kn95 all the way to end of the pandemic thanks 😊

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 3 lety +246

    There is no scientific reason to still be watching Tucker Carlson.

    • @jimmywest8684
      @jimmywest8684 Před 3 lety +5

      Honestly all the free coverage is helping him.

    • @noaht3087
      @noaht3087 Před 3 lety +3

      😁😎

    • @TheHiredGun187
      @TheHiredGun187 Před 3 lety +6

      Show me a scientific reason to be watching Fox News..I'll wait

    • @nabilazad4367
      @nabilazad4367 Před 3 lety +7

      There is, a study of the curious concept of devolution.

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 Před 3 lety +1

      What will Tuck think of next?

  • @ethelynsmyley7381
    @ethelynsmyley7381 Před 3 lety

    Stop! Stop! You’re killing me!😝🙈😆

  • @caitlinkuykendall6529
    @caitlinkuykendall6529 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm from Temecula and can I just say I am so sorry someone like that is running our city

  • @ingridwheeler3180
    @ingridwheeler3180 Před 3 lety +85

    Masks? I actually like having not caught a cold since masking became derigeuer last March, 2020..

    • @jenngarrison4317
      @jenngarrison4317 Před 3 lety +12

      Ditto! Other than allergies, I have not had any respiratory ailments...so nice!

    • @katstorm13
      @katstorm13 Před 3 lety +9

      The flu numbers for this season are like 1/100 of what they were last year too.

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 Před 3 lety +3

      @@katstorm13 - And yet the stupid anti-maskers say covid is "no different than the flu." Maybe they suffer from what Dr Hibbert on the Simpsons called, "Homersimpsonitist."
      "Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2x4 without ever knocking you down."

    • @valeriemacphail9180
      @valeriemacphail9180 Před 3 lety

      EXACTLY!

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 Před 3 lety +2

      Same!

  • @meowverwhelmed1373
    @meowverwhelmed1373 Před 3 lety +15

    Tucker has apparently never heard of fun printed masks, with which i express my individuality.

  • @expatannie6958
    @expatannie6958 Před 3 lety

    The vax-scene song today was totally brilliant! Thank you Stephen Colbert and your writers/graphics team!

  • @ManMakeNoise
    @ManMakeNoise Před 3 lety +2

    The vax scene song was executed perfectly 😂😂😂

  • @ccj1227
    @ccj1227 Před 3 lety +17

    Best part of the monologues are all the ad-libs and laughing crew 😂

  • @franklinwilson46
    @franklinwilson46 Před 3 lety +44

    Lots of laughter tonight! Very good monologue!!

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains Před 3 lety

    6:48 Stephen knitting. xDD
    "And Dad's new wife GIVE HER A CHANCE"

  • @stephanielight4161
    @stephanielight4161 Před 3 lety +16

    Everyone needs to confront Carlson, "Sir, would you please go home, your face is making me and my family uncomfortable"

  • @zaidroa459
    @zaidroa459 Před 3 lety +257

    I can’t believe how you would compare what happen with Rosa park to not wanting to wear a mask to keep everybody safe including yourself

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Před 3 lety

      Who said *that* line? Was it Fishstix? or Candace Owens?

    • @betty-joymoreau4363
      @betty-joymoreau4363 Před 3 lety +1

      Some people are still trying to compare apples to oranges 🇨🇦😷💙

    • @waynetec13
      @waynetec13 Před 3 lety +5

      @Henry The Pretzel interesting how you make the jump from masks to murder. Perhaps now would be a good time to smoke a doobie and chill, dude.

    • @Semmelein
      @Semmelein Před 3 lety +2

      @Henry The Pretzel You are so American it hurts.

    • @ladynoluck
      @ladynoluck Před 3 lety +1

      @@sawtooth808 it’s in this video, m8

  • @rainrainlsn
    @rainrainlsn Před 3 lety +27

    "Dad's new wife-- GIVE HER A CHANCE" Sent me. Completely.

  • @autisticcommando86
    @autisticcommando86 Před 3 lety

    You win. Doubled me over with the Leila Centner intro (burst out loud).

  • @yaserkhan4923
    @yaserkhan4923 Před 2 lety +2

    What happened to your right ear mr. colbert? Elf ? I love Tucker by the way!

  • @edh7071
    @edh7071 Před 3 lety +23

    I finally got my first shot today! Looking forward to number 2!

  • @wackyduck3
    @wackyduck3 Před 3 lety +33

    To be clear, this still means wear your mask on my grocery store please. i have people that still havent been able to get vax working yet and id like them to not die for you to get to sample the olive bar.

  • @ellielane4780
    @ellielane4780 Před 3 měsíci

    taking notes during the meeting: where is this going? Oh this woman is crazy, got it.

  • @davidisthis
    @davidisthis Před 3 lety +1

    I have never worn a mask outside. No one does. Wtf are they talking about?

  • @meghannevans2411
    @meghannevans2411 Před 3 lety +24

    That was the best vac scene song so far!

  • @bugman2509
    @bugman2509 Před 3 lety +1883

    Funny how those who used to parade around in hoods and masks are now calling that un-American.

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 Před 3 lety +97

      Nailed it.

    • @petuniapop7819
      @petuniapop7819 Před 3 lety +79

      Say it louder for the people in the back!!

    • @semperfi818
      @semperfi818 Před 3 lety +50

      Depends on the style, apparently, and who they get to abuse with impunity...

    • @cubistisimo
      @cubistisimo Před 3 lety +11

      You have your facts misconstrued, partner. The only difference between now and then is that Dems have redefined the plantation while still maintaining the status of master.
      One day you’ll come up with something clever.

    • @petuniapop7819
      @petuniapop7819 Před 3 lety +77

      @@cubistisimo it’s time to go to bed, Matt. You sound tired.

  • @eljoel89
    @eljoel89 Před 3 lety

    "Works on contingency? No, money down!"
    Oops. Shouldn't have that Bar Association logo either.

  • @karenjohnston1908
    @karenjohnston1908 Před 3 lety

    PS I live in Melbourne Aust and we had a shocker of a year last year compared to the rest of Australia. We are being so careful now bc this is a global pandemic and it’s our responsibility to take care of each other and be careful, it’s ALL up to ALL of us.

  • @AvidCat5000
    @AvidCat5000 Před 3 lety +181

    Im gonna wear my mask everywhere for a few more years out of spite.

    • @meowverwhelmed1373
      @meowverwhelmed1373 Před 3 lety +8

      SAME

    • @jumboMIDGET
      @jumboMIDGET Před 3 lety +8

      That's an odd choice but you do you, boo

    • @therealaintain
      @therealaintain Před 3 lety +15

      @@jumboMIDGET not odd at all, people are going to wear them while sick as people in other countries have done for a long time

    • @becca545
      @becca545 Před 3 lety +13

      Definitely during (regular) flu season on public transport.

    • @kristinbagani2811
      @kristinbagani2811 Před 3 lety +9

      I think introverts everywhere will gladly follow your example.

  • @saltykrug
    @saltykrug Před 11 měsíci +2

    Colbert reading that script from the govt.

  • @hansonel
    @hansonel Před 3 lety +239

    "Call the police if you see children playing in masks." Tucker Carlson has turned into Karen Carlson

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon Před 3 lety +17

      Tucker Carlson should immediately drive to the nearest forest and apologise to the trees for wasting the oxygen they produced.

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Před 3 lety +5

      What I was thinking! Imagine what police officers thought when they heard that! 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling Před 3 lety +3

      listen to the way his bit is written. what seems merely a comparison between two things, but really it comes off as directives to go out and act like nutters. Grima wormtongue son of a biatd.

    • @vyperspit
      @vyperspit Před 3 lety +1

      That’s probably going to bring Tucker trouble if a group of African American kids wearing COVID masks end up getting arrested, beat up, or worse.

    • @susanhewitt6359
      @susanhewitt6359 Před 3 lety

      So how long will it take some Walmart Karen to actually try this and get a beat down in the middle of the aisles??🤣 I’m waiting for it......

  • @johnnygrey840
    @johnnygrey840 Před 2 lety +2

    So how come people are being told to wear masks still?

  • @sandman62100
    @sandman62100 Před 3 lety +1

    Just to be extra safe, I wear my double N95 when I'm sleeping as well as when I'm driving alone in my car

  • @stephiybabii
    @stephiybabii Před 3 lety +153

    The people who will call child services or 911 for a mask on a child will end up with police at their door trying to check them into a padded room.

    • @rainydaylady6596
      @rainydaylady6596 Před 3 lety +6

      We can only hope. More likely the police who show up will be right wing anti-vaccine folks themselves.

    • @j.c.5749
      @j.c.5749 Před 3 lety +2

      @@rainydaylady6596 Guns drawn? Or not?

    • @stephiybabii
      @stephiybabii Před 3 lety +2

      @@j.c.5749 they should get the full experience

    • @rainydaylady6596
      @rainydaylady6596 Před 3 lety +1

      @@j.c.5749 Not! I hope.

    • @lenschwedt9646
      @lenschwedt9646 Před 3 lety +1

      @@j.c.5749
      Depends on the neigborhood

  • @MY-jg7kj
    @MY-jg7kj Před 3 lety +162

    Aww poor tucker still dealing with his abandonment issues from his Mother wants cps called on everyone.

    • @connormcgregor4578
      @connormcgregor4578 Před 3 lety +4

      :'( poor tuck tuck

    • @chadatchison145
      @chadatchison145 Před 3 lety +8

      I went to school with kids like tucker and that's exactly what the problem was plus their crippling fear of being found out as fraud.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 3 lety

      All those frozen Swanson meals were invented so mom could go out every night. 🤣

    • @FIDIOT-cringe
      @FIDIOT-cringe Před 3 lety +2

      @@cc1k435 Real Mom ran away to France when he was 6. Swanson is his step-mother.

  • @dannybarlow9711
    @dannybarlow9711 Před 3 lety

    "Fish Net Condoms" lolmao!!!

  • @gametone9253
    @gametone9253 Před 3 lety +1

    If intimacy doesn't matter then wear your mask on the tube Colbert 😷

  • @kevinbarr9003
    @kevinbarr9003 Před 3 lety +31

    Tucker needs to wear a mask...and it ain't because of a pandemic!

    • @gardenlarder
      @gardenlarder Před 3 lety +5

      It needs to be a ball gag

    • @jonathannagel7427
      @jonathannagel7427 Před 3 lety +2

      @@gardenlarder I was thinking the same thing!!! ✌🏼👍🏼

    • @aburke0823
      @aburke0823 Před 3 lety +1

      Not a mask, he's a triple bagger.

  • @SILVERF0X13
    @SILVERF0X13 Před 3 lety +222

    I honestly wonder if the calls to child protective services that will start flooding in due to Tucker Carlson's idiocy is going to lead to him finally getting into serious trouble. Most likely he will get off scott free like always, but we can always hope.

    • @tn_onyoutube8436
      @tn_onyoutube8436 Před 3 lety +4

      @no yes - wow, and that was your EDITED version?

    • @b-meaker99
      @b-meaker99 Před 3 lety +17

      He needs to be banned from television. The man is a public hazard, just like his old big fat orange fan

    • @eddierayvanlynch6133
      @eddierayvanlynch6133 Před 3 lety

      @@tn_onyoutube8436 -
      Yeah, the original was really Tucked up.
      It was SNATU.

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 Před 3 lety

      @@tn_onyoutube8436 I rather like it. Reminds me of e.e. cummings.

    • @RhodesWC
      @RhodesWC Před 2 lety

      dont stop there, how many other politicians, business moguls and celebrities get away with more atrocious acts?

  • @coltafanan
    @coltafanan Před 3 lety +1

    Who remembers when Bill Bar compared COVID restrictions to slavery

  • @mikeyfisher
    @mikeyfisher Před 3 lety

    No shirt no shoes no service is against my rights! Lol