What Barack Obama Really Thinks About No. 45, Who May Face Criminal Charges
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2024
- It's never too late to contribute to Stephen's favorite hashtag, #HeWhoShallBeNamed, especially if you're former President Barack Obama who reportedly describes his successor with the kind of words we're not supposed to say on CBS. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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When I read this article today about what Obama really thought of T****, my first thought was that Stephen Colbert was going to have a field day with it. Didn't disappoint!
Boy I miss Obama. It was so jarring to go from my favourite president to the worlds most famous criminal. From a human being wih an actual soul to.. whatever Turmp is.
@N Gonzales Wow... 19th of May 2021 Bot says what?
@N Gonzales cry, baby. Cry.
@@ishabiswas8224 He was born 8AM Pacific Time today. He's a troll. Every response he gets, he makes money. So don't. ☺
What??? Who that? Is that u Willus?
I'm loving Stephen much better here than in studio with an audience ! He's so much more personalised and energetic! And his crews laughter kills me 🤣🤣
I’m getting tired of his act.
@@GH-oi2jf neat.
💯💯💯
That’s his crew? I thought that was his wife
@@GH-oi2jf Then you should feel free to go to another channel. Don't let the door hit you where...
"Its 2nd impeachment time this time we are not wasting our time" I was in tears your hilarious 😆🤣
I love how his wife just giggles in the background
She's having a wonderful time.
Dear New York AG, don’t screw up and give him a loophole to escape through
He might have the money to drag it out so long...
Justice is swift for the poor, though...
I think New York's been trying to nail 45 for years, and I'm betting they're strategizing an incredibly decisive and tight case.
@N Gonzales True, but NY is also ruled by the rats. So it could go either way
@N Gonzales - it's also full of literary rats. How many waitrons have masters degrees?
"Kevin McCarthy seen here enjoying a game of fetch"...ouch! Beer burns when it's coming out my nose!!!
so does Jim Beam! but it was worth it
I inadvertently inhaled the cheese I was eating 😂
True dat.
The t-shirt joke got me. I mean how many times do we bother getting our hopes up? There's obviously a different set of rules for the wealthy scam artists of the world.
That was true a hundred years ago and it is still true today. Send money, guns and lawyers and I will be OK! Sad, K
They're only wealthy when you're not looking. Sooo...
I'm so glad that I'm not the only normally polite person who erupts into curses when speaking of the madman.
You're not. 😂I've been doing that for five years. It is the only way I've kept my sanity...I think. 🙃
"Erupts into curses" is a sign of mental instability. Political Correctness is a form of polite facism. Keep your crying towel handy because they haven't found a crime in almost six years and President Trump is the most vetted man ever. The NY AG has changed his view point from civil to criminal on nothing to see. Liberals love Russia, Russia, Russia, and think talking to Putin is a crime but selling Putin our uranium for $145,000,000 deposited in the Clinton Money Laundering Foundation is not. Also lost in the Clinton Money Laundering Foundation was the $13 BILLION the clintons stole from the Haiti Disaster Relief Fund.
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@@rmdlgarcia oh wow yall, it's a genuine Trumpette in the wild! No worries, they're mostly harmless, and it'll eventually crawl back into its mother's basement if you just ignore it. Make sure you don't slip in the slime trail.
Biden?
@@MegaKat Lmao someone posts an entire paragraph outlining exactly why all y’all are stupid asf for believing every CNN headline out there is 100% unbiased fact. It’s not, anything you democrat voters read is tampered and changed for the exact reason of tricking people who can’t think for themself to get them to support a corrupt party, yet even after they post the facts u still think that your feelings decide whether or not ur right
'Lingering orange fart'🔥🔥
Shouldnt you be doing your homework or watching cartoons
@N Gonzales go back to faux news
🤣👏👍😂
To bad he's not an SBD. Especially the "silent" part.
For the record: Im 35, got the whip-naynay joke, and then felt old when I identified over the taxes.
Props on knowing your audience Colbert.
I searched the comments specifically for this comment. Haha! Nice!
Im 35 and have no idea what that means but i did do my taxes back in Feburary.
Im 56 and understood the 'whip and nay nay' from my teaching days. (Still 'totes' pretending I'm young)
Yeah I remember that shit from college (34). I too, did my taxes in February though. The earlier you file that shit, the quicker you get your refund, I always do them in February lol
Holy crap we really are getting old
I don't think we'll be needing Luther the Anger Translator anymore.😳
True!!! 😅😅😅
Poor Luther, it's a tough time to be unemployed.
you and your writers are absolutely the best political comedy writers
The BEST part of this Colbert Show COVID format is Evie giggling in the background. 😊🌸
Dude his laugh is so funny 😆
@@post-maskparty8364 I think Evie is his wife!
and the terrible ratings
7.55 " My teeth are so white that police officers call them Sir !" Ouch Stephen 🤣🤣🤣
KE KE KE
Funny not really
@@jasondrobick2363 funny? Debatable. Accurate? Sadly, yes
@@jordinagel1184 agreed
" I want my teeth to be so white, I want a policeman calling them 'Sir'."
I want my coffee to be so black, a policeman will ask it to 'Step outside of the vehicle please'
😆😄😆 Damn
@Sky426 Cok I'm black. We can do self deprecatory humour too you know
@Sky426 Cok It was a joke...
Thanku Stephen for never mentioning his name.... really, THANKU 😘
OMG! I loved his expression after all reporters said the same thing.
Yeah it was a great bit
Props to the editors who put all that video together. Gold Jerry, GOLD!
Totally cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"This one's for the kids... who are now 35." That was a hard punch to the stomach.
The real issue is not Trump; the real issue is: If we do a real forensic audit of the 2020 election in every electoral precinct in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia could the democrats and the left propaganda media prove that no fraud was committed in the election and that we people in office through fraudulent means?
I'm way too old apparently; what's the reference?
That one was directed at me and I felt it.
@@relating Copy pasta. Please stop with your drone accounts.
I think you all are misunderstanding the reference. The Watch me Whip/NaeNae song was popular among kids when it came out in 2015. The dance was everywhere (as preformed by Colbert lol). 35 year olds would have only been 29 at the time, definitely not children.
"I want my teeth to be so white that police men call them 'sir!'" - Best joke ever.
I’m
Lame joke
The policemen should be calling you " sir" . THEY WORK FOR YOU. Sometimes you have to remind them of that!!!! MUCH LOVE 💕 😘
When Obama curses, you know shit is getting serious.
@@plaridageorge9948 have you been sleeping for the whole of Obama's administration?
@@plaridageorge9948 but I bet if something happens to you health wise, you'll set up a GoFundMe on your behalf.
What it shows is the true nature of the beast in the man.
@@plaridageorge9948 you need serious help, or wait did you just woke up from coma or something?
Obama wasn't a good president. The media made him one.
Can someone please ship some of these "It's impeachment time" tshirts for Brazil? We really need those...
Sending my best wishes to the poor, suffering citizens of Brazil.
I sincerely hope that you guys get out of your current situation fast, sending love
I have so much sympathy for you guys. I genuinely hope for better days ahead without the dictator🙏🏻
Please! We need it!
Yes, everybody in the World should get one and wear it when necesito.
My recent one...
Texas wants to pass permitless gun carry.
I need one of those shirts.
Hope and reason Brazil 🇧🇷 is in the wind stay strong.
Please, lets make a petition to #keepevie on the LSSC. I will never tire of hearing her giggle at her husband in the background. I love her support of him and their obvious dear relationship. She is the bomb which only makes him funnier💜
I’m in!
YES!
His remark about doing personal hygiene because you spend the day with The Love Of Your Life brought tears to my eyes, knowing he wouldn't say that if he hadn't done it himself throughout the pandemic, because of how he feels about Evie.
I’m in. Love Evie ❤️ that giggle is genuine.
"I want my teeth so white that policemen call them 'sir'."
@N Gonzales Not necessarily "Gonzales", but a lot of white cops lately have been showing they are.
What's really bad in America? Failures in literacy. Not only do you not know when something belongs in quotes, but you literally can't spell something correctly when you have it right in front of you to spell.
Now, I am making an assumption here, but I suspect - based on your response - that you aren't anymore a Gonzales than you seem to think I am a Garrett (as if my first name is somehow limited to white people). Most people project their own deceptions on others.
And since this was partially a rant about Trump, I'm gonna guess your defensiveness is also about him.
This also explains your failure at literacy. Trump did say he loves uneducated voters. I mean, how else could he have convinced a majority (but not all) of the party that LOST by 7,000,000 votes that the election was rigged? Because they're uneducated suckers.
@N Gonzales sorry it took so long to respond. Unlike you, I clearly have a life.
@@garrettmobley1181 hey man. What are you trying to tell??
@N Gonzales Yeah, I know how time works. Like when some of those posts were displaying as an hour apart when I made that last comment.
Do you know how comment time stamps work or are you a true moron?
It's hilarious the way Stephen strung together the various cuss words President Obama, allegedly, called djt. What great laughs! Stephen, you and your team arr priceless. You're helping keep us sane in this madness. Don't stop! We need you.
The Obama impressions of his cussing killed me
I miss the way Obama drone striked kids and broke deportation records
Edit: I guess I'm the asshole for pointing this out. Not Obama for doing it. But me, because I said he did.
@@MasterJoeKerr Oh, look, it's a no-content troll. What a f***ing surprise. 🙄🤖🖕
@@MasterJoeKerr ...oh, master... when was the last time someone hugged you?
@@MasterJoeKerr awww cheer up little guy. btw, does your head feel full with Obama up there?
3:15 So, Obama _doesn't_ need an anger translator after all? How about that!
'The lingering orange fart'. and' former guy' , my current faves.
Love it. Going to start using it.
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The Obama ones killed me
"Screaming Carrot Demon."
In Britain a trump is a fart.
I admit, I haven't been following much lately, but I am aware of the "what should we call him" thing, and I am DELIGHTED, for lack of a better word
It shocks me how soothing and enjoyable I find it when late night show hosts and/or Obama swear a blue streak when it comes to Trump. It just makes me as giddy as a second grader hearing his teacher say the word “butts” every time.
Weiselberg: "I am loyal. I will not flip."
Stable Genius: "It was all Weiselberg! I did nothing! He's the one that's guilty and I'll say anything to proof it!"
Weiselberg: "Wait what?"
Feds: 😎
I've always said that Allen Weisselberg should have been subpoenaed by the Legislative Branch. His history with the Trump Org goes back to Daddy, Fred.
But like. That is Trump in a nutshell, though. He demands loyalty, but offers none
Weiselberg family’s upcoming itinerary: …………..🦗………..🦗………….
@Gen M The “Stable Genius” may have hardly knew Weiselberg, but Weiselberg surely knows a lot about the “Stable Genius”
Cohen said today he believes Trump will flip on all of them..
Barack, my man. I have even more respect for you than I did yesterday, i didn't even think it was possible.... Damn..
Ikr!!!
Read his recent book ‘A Promised Land’. It’s fabulous.😃👍🏾👍🏾
@@Dan-nt2yb - All his books are good. He's a good writer.
Dudes a war criminal. I seriously don't know how he sleeps at night.
I still like him more than any other president in our lifetimes, but it's important to be critical of even those you agree with or like.
Lingering Orange 💨 Fart....🤣😂😅💨💨💨🙏
"That joke is for the kids out there...who are now 35." Too true too true!🤣
Obama didn’t say anything every other sane person on the daily said for 4 years.
Also,I salute your white teeth sir! 😃
#44 should have criminal charges brought against him for giving billions of dollars in cash to Iran terrorists who used it to kill Americans. #44 is a traitor. Colbert cozies up to #44.
@@sharongamble9854 ABSOULUTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HE HAS THEM SUCKERED ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@sharongamble9854 He gave them THIER money back that was held since the late 70's. Did not cost U.S one dime.
Before he was banned from social media... I called 45 Cheeto von Tweeto.
@N Gonzales Clean up of the toxic and hazardous waste on aisle 45!
@N Gonzales Yeah.. I could make a career of tearing you apart comically. 🤣
🤣😂😂😂 that's perfect!
😩🤣
I was always partial to Mango Unchained.
"Lingering orange fart" oh man... 🤣🔥🔥🔥
Yep. That flammable fart is soon to be lit in criminal court. Many more convictions to come. Justice for all his corruption is coming. It will take decades, if ever, for the Republican Party to recover from their debacle of allowing such a crazy con man and pathological liar in their party.
I love this show!!! I love hearing the crew laugh it up. Keep it up Colbert!!
Leave a crop circle, "U Up?" I love you Colbert!!
The Fraudfather is my favorite one so far! XD
@Savior Money No shit! You can see through the orange dust?
Lol "Kevin McCarthy, seen here playing a game of fetch" I had one of those laughs that was so hard I didn't make any noise for several seconds while rocking back and forth. Oh i needed that.. lmao
The real issue is not Trump; the real issue is: If we do a real forensic audit of the 2020 election in every electoral precinct in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia could the democrats prove that no fraud was committed in the election and that we people in office through fraudulent means?
@@relating how does one go about proving a negative? The burden of proof is on the accuser.
How can any "CONSERVATIVE " like Trump? That has shocked me since day one!
Covid-45 was/is NEVER a conservative only a Dem all his life! But he did three things to convince Repugnicans that he might be by using S.O.P of a 'RINO' playbook: 1. Made a public announcement that HE WAS a repugnican...(raised some eyebrows, turned some heads) 2: Said many derisive things about/against Dems and ANYBODY ELSE!..(created smiles, turned more heads) then...3: disagreed with ANY policies of Dems - past, present or future! Bingo Jack! Repugnicans said "He's OUR man!" Limbaugh once said after Tramps election, "Trump was Obama's legacy!".. meaning America was SO upset, hated Obama that they would, basically, even elect an incompetent, arrogant and corruptive person like Trump out of sheer revenge on Dems. They, actually, appeased their anger but, ironically, Obama (good person of character) was Tramps (bad character) legacy!! Ciao for now, y'all!
"THAT'S WHY THEY CALL TRUMP DITTO HEADS, DITTO-HEADS WHO FOLLOW HIM LOCK, STOCK & BARREL INTO AN UNLAWFUL INSURRECTION!"
M O N E Y
"cuz he aint a lib"
@@foolmenow00 The Onion predicted it succinctly "After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016" czcams.com/video/jjonGtrCyVE/video.html
I welcome our alien overlords. I've been saving my good lipstick for them.
ded
Started using deodorant again after this segment...
Referring to 45 as a "lingering orange fart" is a deep insult to farts the world over.
and oranges. Oranges are a nice fruit
And we don't want offended farts lingering; they might make a stink.
He would be the "runny green baby poo + deviled eggs" crop dusted in a crowded room.
Lmao but it's funny as hell
@@Brett_S_420 I just threw up in my mouth thanks for the visual I see a green fog slowly rolling through a crowded room at Mar-a-largo
......tRump to his accountants; "I just need you to make 11,780 financial records disappear.."
😂😂😂
Ryan? Ryan you still there? Can you swap the ballets with the financial records Ryan? So I can win and not go to jail... Ryan?
😅😅😅
“On it. I know a guy. In Arizona. He does this thing with chickens - don’t ask.”
They want Trump to pay for ANDREW Cuomo defense fund...all ny taxpayers have to.
Thank you! Truth is fabulous. God bless you .
I love hearing his wife giggling in the back ground.
"Lingering orange fart" is one of the best ones so far! I'm still laughing.
Justifying anger is contagious, but Colbert doesn't care if blood runs in the street.
@@robertdouglas8895 But Trump does?? Give me a break...🙄
I was addressing an error of Colbert. I have to give equal time to Trump errors for you to listen to what I say?
@@robertdouglas8895 Please explain in detail how/why Colbert wants “blood to run in the streets”? That’s a pretty extreme idea, why are you surprised if people question you?
@@silvermainecoons3269 I'm not surprised. People hate Trump because they think he is a racist. Last year lots of people were destroying cities and attacking cops because they thought the cops and people that owned the buildings were racists (plus it was a chance to loot stores) It's still happening but you won't see it on msm.
Looks like Eric will get to live up to his family nickname "The human shield" after all!
Ahh, so it's not "The Panty Shield".
Glad to see you back New Message, missed ya buddy!
@@thearmchairjournalist566 I was gone? News to me.
The human torched
The Under The Busboy
I hope we aren’t getting our hopes up again. Pray it sticks and they all go away for a long time.
Yeah, how has that been working out so far?
"...And not another porn star he paid off...." Comedy gold.
"Guy who accidentally pressed 2 for spanish and doesnt know how to go back" lmao the look on the guy's face w that statement is gold
These jokes are usually spot on.
Every time he shows a picture of someone I eagerly anticipate the joke that's coming 😂
"I want my teeth so white that policemen call them 'Sir'"....is so accurate it hurts like a smack in the face
The real issue is not Trump; the real issue is: If we do a real forensic audit of the 2020 election in every electoral precinct in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia could the democrats prove that no fraud was committed in the election and that we people in office through fraudulent means?
@@relating Be honest, your still not going to believe it unless it true. If they found nothing, you people will go on talking about how it was hidden.
@@relating WHY just those states and WHY only the 2010 election. If we have an audit of swing states in 2020, we should also and definitely have an audit for 2016. Afterall, your golden statue did say the 2016 election was going to be rigged. Clearly, based upon your comment, 2016 needs auditing
@@relating @Danielle Hartnell lol here's what jack seller said "I believe the 2020 elections were run with integrity. Maricopa County conducted two extensive and independent audits of the 2020 General Election in February. They showed no evidence of equipment malfunction or foul play." @2 Thessalonians 2:7 there have been multiple recounts and audits in other states like in Georgia and Michigan, but hey keep crying. @2 Thessalonians 2:7 "election fraud"? Rudy said in COURT it's NOT about voter fraud and powell said that nobody in their right mind would have taken her seriously so.....
‘Hey, bro. Wanna hang this weekend?’ Funniest line I’ve ever heard. Or close..
An endless source of amusement. The gift that keeps on giving!
‘Every day for at least two years and nobody thought to take a decent camera’ is actually a very valid point the USAF might want to address.
Buy a web-cam from eBay for $5. Buy a web-cam from and it will cost $50,000!
Sad but true :(
@mug wump
_I don`t believe for a second that theres no better footage, so the question they need to address is why they`ve hidden it for so long._
Congratulations! You're the target demographic for such nonsense. I assume you also think that the election was stolen from... the lingering orange fart? :)
@@rysacroft People forget that the technology on fighter planes is decades old by the time they become operational. It takes a LONG time to get a plane from the drawing table to the sky. The cameras on, say, an F-16 or F-18 are likely from the 80s-90s.
@mug wump it's a radar image switching from one view type to a thermal one i believe. look it up, they're not crappy but i agree the video is shit for ufos. they do self tracking too i believe, if you look at the numbers in those specific ufo plane videos they illustrate the speed and altitude of the ufos, they do functional things but aren't designed specifically for viewing ufos. you can read some pretty interesting first accounts by numerous pilots.
The USAF is. Mostly by making fun of the Navy even more than usual since they're where this stuff is coming from.
That "Civil to criminal" sequence was very Daily Show-esque.
Cause John Stewart wrote the new emergency script from under that table.
The Whip...nay, nay!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Spam Rambo and the Hamburgleress
😂😂😂
I wish he’d keep this format. His family laughing in the background is everything!
That's his camera/sound crew, not his family. You see them in some of the other shows
@@angelitabecerra Don't forget his wife, she's there.
It's much more refreshing than the somewhat artificial laughter of the audience.
When the crew/his family laugh, it's usually at a really funny joke that deserves it.
I'm with you, 💯! These pandemic Zoom-style shows are much better! Intimate, loose, just raw, and better!
It's funny, because I agree. But if you look at the shows he did right after lockdown, I thought he seemed stiff and uncomfortable without the energy from his audience, but like a true pro, he stuck to it and persevered. It'll be interesting to if there's any noticable difference once he's back on stage.
"Lingering Orange 🍊 Fart" - best aka so far 🤣😂🤣
Wow, whoopie cushions must still be hilarious to you. Are you 8 years old?
What about “Baby Cheesus”?
@@Lestalad1961 : It's actually fitting because the cultists see him as the messiah.
@@Bloory100 However old he may be I’ll guarantee he doesn’t need “Do not drink” warnings on Clorox bottles.
He looks like he farts a lot.
Hearing truth delivered with authenticity is f---g beautiful
i laughed all the way through this. brilliant!. so well done!
I'd pay a cool 20 bucks to actually hear Obama's voice saying all those things about T****
uncensored too please ♥
@Shawn. Raise you to $50
Maybe he’s on Cameo.
@@disdehcet that is what I'm sure they meant by "actually hear".......
it is all propaganda.
Lingering Orange Fart made my night. 😂😂
I wonder if someone sent that name in. Damn. I wish I had thought of it. 😄
I'm sure. A while ago they had asked to send in names for the X. Must have been a lot that answered🤣🤣
Another one for the books. The Fraudfather made me howl as well.
@Demonrats are destroy our country awwww you tried so hard and failed. maybe next time.
@@markmac2206 Notice the misplaced comma in his #?
Omg all of his description/roasting is so hilarious, I died !! 😂😂😂💀💀💀
He Better Go Down
Stephen🦅♥️🌟💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅
Donnie: Trump Organization? Never heard of it. I think they supplied us with coffee once or twice.
lol, wait wut
Remember Coffee Boy? LOL
Don’t you mean covfefe? 😉
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best comment ever😂
You had me at criminal charges.
The real issue is not Trump; the real issue is: If we do a real forensic audit of the 2020 election in every electoral precinct in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia could the democrats prove that no fraud was committed in the election and that we people in office through fraudulent means?
Truer words were never spoken
He who shall not be named. Love the alternatives in this 🤣
"The Lingering Orange FART." Priceless.
Justifying anger is contagious, but Colbert doesn't care if blood runs in the street.
Dimwitted dems are the criminals.
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@@sondraryals3458 What an intelligent response?
"Aliens really disappointed in our roller coasters."
I got a good laugh out of that one.
They would probably be real disappointed in our laser tag too!
I have a sneaking suspicion they'd be very disappointed when they arrived.
"We drove all the way out to the 'sticks for this crap!?! They still walk on feet and communicate with mouths & thumbs! This planet is stuck in the stone age!"
His arms crossed in bitter disappointment hahahaha lol
Reminds me of the X-Files episode where a human pilot says that, after flying a UFO, sex seems pointless.
I was thinking mortified. Imagine you're trying to enjoy a simple human game some of the locals told you about so you go to the specified location, sign up and it turns out to be some kind of survival of the fittest hunger game where children try to murder each other (and you) with strange laser weapons.
Love the t-shirts! 👍😊😂🤣👏 The old orange fart! 🍊💨 From Civil to Criminal…Yessss! 👏👍 That **cking lunatic! 🤣😂
Hahahahahahaaahahahaha on the floor. Ahahahahahahah tears down my face. Colbert.
Omg- there were so many great jokes in this monologue that I watched it FOUR times in a row, laughing uproariously the whole way through. And I’m about to watch it again!!! GREAT STUFF- way to go writers, and Stephen was ON FIRE!🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️💯🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Does Tucker have any other facial expression other than “dog that’s confused that you threw the ball”
Yes,he sometimes has "Cat that smelled another Cats ass ,face" & I'd like to apologize to all Cat's for the analogy
@@leroyjenkinz9791 Good one!
"Male Karen who can't figure out his kid's third grade math homework and is sure this is someone else's fault"
That was so right On the money.
"That fart felt a little wet" face
Well aren't you a bundle of joy and laughter Mr. Colbert. :)
“The lingering orange fart...”!
😅😂🤣😅😂🤣
As one of the 35 year old kids who knew taxes were due Monday and had them done a week early...I feel seen and called out at once. Because I’m 33. Two years ahead, baby!
Same here at 23. I'm way ahead of the game!
I almost didn't make procrastinated my electronic signature till an 1 hr before deadline.
@@Geribuny lol oh no!! I did that last year 😂
@Gen M I did. I whipped, and I nay nayed.
Oops !
4:14 "......seen here enjoying a game of fetch"
THAT has to be one of the best zingers ever! I especially like how he is "enjoying" that game while sporting a despondent, 1,000 yard stare.
hahahahahahah good stuff Mr. Colbert, thanks for the great news. I also loved your LOTR character, maybe one day I'll be versed like you lol.
Whenever Colbert get a chance to curse, he gets excited like a kid who finally got permission to curse from his parents lol
"The lingering orange fart!" OMG! Hilarious!
Justifying anger is contagious, but Colbert doesn't care if blood runs in the street.
@shane marshall Because it's angry and divisive. It's only "funny" to people who are the same.It's an attack and revenge.
@shane marshall The way to peace is to have charity toward others instead of attack them. There are those who make fun of Biden's inability to speak and organize his thoughts. To look at his speeches that inabiity is clear. To have charity is to see him as healed and wise and doing the right thing.
Trump clearly has trouble thinking he is above the law. To have charity is to see him as working with the law to better it and follow it instead of going against it. When we look at the past, it's easy to find fault and doing so seems to make a person happier because it projects one's own weaknesses outside of themselves seemingly making them innocent. Charity and forgiveness go hand in hand.
@@robertdouglas8895 Go ahead and preach your "way to peace" to the followers of the Orange Fart. See if you get anything out of them.
@shane marshall Personality-wise I agree that Trump was far from my hero but He did get some things done that Biden doesn't even want to do like keep millions from coming over the border illegally and Biden's plan to support Iran encouraged Hamas to bomb the hell out of Israelis with Iranian bombs. Focusing on ending oil production and putting billions into electric cars is also silly at this time. No one has proven to me that humans change the CO2 levels enough and that changes the climate but sun flares and volcanoes can do that. Dividing people by race is also a poor idea. Sometimes the most abrasive people have the better ideas. So personality is not always the best way to choose a President.
"Lingering Orange Fart" - one of my faves so far :)
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The orange fart though, lol! 🤣
Too right on both issues, & about time, in the real world!!
Heartfelt comment I've read from a former republican party member:
"I didn't walk away from the republican party. The republican party walked away from me."
Any defectors past the first impeachment are super late already.
I think they should start rephrasing that as "The Republican party slithered away from me."
I'd rather say slithered or secreted.
@N Gonzales I don't like Bush, his policies or his methods.
But compared to trump? I'd take him in a heartbeat. At least he didn't actively and openly try to make America worse at all times, buddy up with the world's worst dictators and while threatening longtime allies.
@@shanadir you what now...
He didn't buddy up to dictators? What are the Saudis, the care bears now?
Who would have thought. The former president whose son assisted in taking money from a charity for kids with cancer might also do something that might be classified as a scam or crimes.😁😂
Who’d a thunk?😂😂
Don't forget the $10,000 Trump took from his charity to buy a gold painting of himself,or the seven dollars also from his charity he took to pay his son Barron's scout membership.Both are called fraud.
Donald and his three eldest kids are all being sued, and it’s been in the courts a couple years now, for tricking people into buying into pyramid scams
The rich do what they want anyway.
@@jessprice6468 Sad but true. Time for the pitchforks and for equal justice.
Teddy cam - best point of monologue
BECOMING AS FUNNY AS GOING TO THE DENTIST
"The Lingering Orange Fart" HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thank you! You made my day!
holy shit, the @obama tweet #hewhoshallbenamed captions are killing me lolololol
Super duper class act, primo writing. I'm ovating on my feet
“That joke was for the kids out there, except youre 35.” Lol
The giggles from Steven's wife are so infectious, because you know they are real.
Evie is a great sidekick/co host.
And he’s so happy when she’s there, sometimes giddy! Love them.
Please, don't let crowds back..all of these late night shows just seem so much more...real, and heartfelt
The real issue is not Trump; the real issue is: If we do a real forensic audit of the 2020 election in every electoral precinct in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia could the democrats prove that no fraud was committed in the election and that we people in office through fraudulent means?
@@relating go touch some grass
I've never seen people this high in my life!
When he called dude standing next to the woman with the gun Spam Rambo I dead Lmao!!!
I used to work in the news and I remember blowing out entire shows so we could spend an hour repeating the same tiny scrap of information and this segment has me dying of laughter.
And the sad thing is, there is ALWAYS something to report on that is of public interest and doesn't get reported.
This is all this show is now, regardless of them making fun of the practice.
Number 45 is Trump. Why is he still being brought up? He’s no longer relevant to this show. I swear this particular brand of blue rightwinger keeps acting as though Trump was their 9/11.
@@TheFlash-rh2el I mean, interesting comparison you make. The shitgibbon's negligence led to something like a hundred times as many deaths as 9/11 did, so it would make a degree of sense for people to be that outraged. Just because he's orange and not brown doesn't mean we can't hold him accountable.
He's already holding rallies and campaigning for 2024, so feel free to explain why he is no longer relevant.
@@macmay3042 No, no, you misunderstand. That’s Trump’s latter years and they don’t care about that part. The pandemic has been white noise to the people who judge Trump as their 9/11 because those people have to be a certain kind of affluent. Trump’s 2016 election victory is their 9/11. Everything else is “that thing that happened after Trump stole the election.”
@@TheFlash-rh2el It's not a "blue rightwinger" it's just an extremist leftwinger, which I agree is no better than an extremist right winger & I've noticed it too. Most of it doesn't bother me & I find funny, but some of it's pathetic & obvious propaganda, like attacking Ted Cruise over his refusal to wear a mask during a press conference, while praising Biden for his "amazing" speech in the very same segment & not mentioning once that he too was not wearing a mask. There's been quite a lot of that stuff that the extreme left are blind to.
The failure to reduce covid deaths being the most startling one imo! UK numbers dropped DRAMATICALLY due to their government FINALLY deciding to take responsibility, covid deaths actually rose under Biden & are only down now due to spring. Vaccines may keep them down next autumn & winter, but no more than would have happened under T, with companies & states being the main ones managing that. Biden actually played politics & deliberately timed vaccines to make it appear they were working via the timing matching to expected end of winter season falls. Very cunning & quite frankly a HORRIBLE thing to do to the American people!
That "whip-naenae" joke hit me right in my Millenials.
Be careful of bruising your Millenials. One time i got hit in the Millenials so hard i had to go get an emergency quadruple Millenial procedure which involved drinking a shit ton of pumpkin lattes and tweeting about an egg.
@@Pulang_Diwa you guys are brilliant.
I'm 33 and that joke was WAY too young for me.
Yes don’t
Remind me
@@adde9506 yep that song sucked ...
Stephen Colbert.....gotta love him!
"Lingering Orange Fart"...I am so stealing that!