McCarthy Admits Election Wasn't Stolen, But GOP's Tent Isn't Big Enough For Liz Cheney

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  • On the same day that House Republicans voted to remove Rep. Liz Cheney from her leadership role, Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy attempted to frame the GOP as a "big tent" where free thought and debate are welcome. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 3 lety +3066

    Cheney should have just not accepted the results of the vote to oust her. She should have demanded a recount -- and have the recounters look for bamboo fibers.

  • @smramos1979
    @smramos1979 Před 3 lety +91

    8:58 For something that didn't happen, they sure are arresting a lot of people for it.

  • @72launchpad
    @72launchpad Před 3 lety +156

    I love how he goes from "the people were in an orderly manner" to "I was one of the people barricading the door" .... he knows people can here him right????

    • @becp488
      @becp488 Před 3 lety +13

      There were just ordinary, everyday rioters and vandals. Just your normal tourist mob.

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 Před 3 lety +8

      @@becp488 And took part in their complimentary Cop beatings/maimings/killings. Yep, definitely just ordinary tourists.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Před 3 lety +10

      Just wondering if Black people had attacked the Capitol would any of them would have been left alive, especially if the survivors had used the same bullshit arguments the Jan 6 traitors had used? 🤔🤔

    • @angiebear8727
      @angiebear8727 Před 3 lety +2

      @@pamelacass9642 you don’t really have to ask. I think every sane person left in America knows the answer to that.

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton Před 3 lety +1

      @@pamelacass9642 If the insurrection and failed coup that took place on Jan 6th had actually been by the violent antifa peaceful tourists that the GQP keeps saying it was, there would be a pogrom taking place right now in the USA with black people systematically being openly exterminated, instead of "secretly" by butthurt police officers who peaked in grade school.

  • @EmperorTrooper
    @EmperorTrooper Před 3 lety +47

    I swear, the best part of these closed stage monologues is hearing all the bouts of laughter from the crew and Mrs. Colbert.

  • @laurendoe168
    @laurendoe168 Před 3 lety +214

    Ok... if this was just a normal everyday visitation, why were you barricading the door??

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 Před 3 lety +20

      Don't you know? Lynch mobs are a normal, every day part of life in the republican states. They probably thought it was a little odd that the white people had to barricade the doors, but that's just them being progressive.

    • @ikegreen3034
      @ikegreen3034 Před 3 lety +6

      And why was there shooting from inside the chamber toward the thugs who were breaking and entering the room to disrupt the voting by the members of Congress? When the shooting starts, the vote looting starts!

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew Před 3 lety +10

      Don't you know that every day, orderly groups of well-behaved tourists move through the Capitol chanting "Hang Mike Pence"? And for an additional fee, they'll let you put your feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk and rip part of her office name-sign off her door to pose for selfies with.

    • @galacticbob1
      @galacticbob1 Před 3 lety +4

      That was some next level cognitive dissonance!
      "It was just like any normal tour group... and as I helped barricade the doors, to prevent them from storming onto the floor..." 🤪

    • @flagrarus
      @flagrarus Před 3 lety +1

      @Tito Burrito mRNA gene manipulation? Trust me - if the vaccine manipulated your genes, in your case, the result could only be an improvement. So what do you have to lose?

  • @copernicofelinis
    @copernicofelinis Před 3 lety +354

    It has to be a big tent party, with all those clowns.

    • @alexandermarvin9536
      @alexandermarvin9536 Před 3 lety +17

      Big tent party, with fascist characteristics.

    • @debraderoos5225
      @debraderoos5225 Před 3 lety +3

      LOL

    • @DJWESG1
      @DJWESG1 Před 3 lety

      Boris has lost his circus.

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 Před 3 lety +8

      A big tent party with lots of fascist clowns, misogynistic jugglers, a few Russian Bear's on unicycles and some North Korean acrobats thrown in for good measure. All led by a sociopathic ringmaster.

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 Před 3 lety

      You mean a big car! Don't you?

  • @pharaohbronze
    @pharaohbronze Před 3 lety +135

    its just puzzles my mind that these politicians can so blatantly lie to the people and still hold office...it is truly absurd

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před 3 lety +20

      It's less puzzling when you consider the morons they're pandering to .

    • @pharaohbronze
      @pharaohbronze Před 3 lety +8

      @@jpdemer5 therein lies the truth

    • @calliesmith6897
      @calliesmith6897 Před 3 lety +4

      Simple, you let them do it instead of beating the political class to a pulp like you should.

    • @docdirtymrclean3610
      @docdirtymrclean3610 Před 3 lety +5

      Have you seen a typical Drumpf turd? they will elect a used diaper if it spat racist, xenophobic, bigotry. Not mention literally get killed or serve prison time, if the used diaper said something derogatory about gays and lesbians.

    • @richardmercer2337
      @richardmercer2337 Před 3 lety +3

      Are you serious? Next to the word "liar" in the dictionary is a photo of a politician.

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready Před 3 lety +61

    If it "was not an insurrection" why'd they barricade the doors to the House floor? 🤔

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens Před 3 lety +12

      To keep the tourists out, of course!

    • @elsiemontgomery5866
      @elsiemontgomery5866 Před 3 lety +3

      These die hard Trumplicans believe anything that that Dump tells them. What sad is the “ACTUALLY” do believe it.

  • @saturnv2419
    @saturnv2419 Před 3 lety +269

    You know the party if F**ked UP, when a Cheney is the sane one.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Před 3 lety +6

      No her dad was also the same one but no less scarey AF because he knew what he was doing and did anyways.

    • @silubr1
      @silubr1 Před 3 lety +7

      Remember when one of the sane(r) ones was called "Mad Dog"? Should have been a hint ...

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 3 lety +3

      AT least Darth Cheney was intelligent/evil, and Liz draws the line at overthrowing democracy - yeah we're fucked...

    • @QueekHeadtaker
      @QueekHeadtaker Před 3 lety +3

      It's just Lawful evil versus Chaotic evil, the Republican party is so evil they fight over the right kind of evil to inflict.

    • @jeyzeus
      @jeyzeus Před 3 lety +3

      At leas her dad would shoot you in the face, most of today's GOP members would shoot you in the back.

  • @ontaka5997
    @ontaka5997 Před 3 lety +250

    If Americans think that January 6th insurrection was like a "Normal Tourist Visit", there is no way I am going to visit the USA as a tourist or as a business person.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před 3 lety +6

      @E E No, the rest of the world needs to mobilize and come to the US' aid and declare war on the treasonous GOP that threatens us all.

    • @mrufino1
      @mrufino1 Před 3 lety +10

      It is important to realize that most Americans do not believe that. Unfortunately there’s a loud minority that does.

    • @osvie0167
      @osvie0167 Před 3 lety +14

      These Americans are members of the GOP who sold their soul and balls to a senile old piece of crap with dreams of destroying Democracy so he can play the role of dictator. Yes, tourists should stay away for now because we have a clear and present danger of a Republican party that has crossed over to fascism. And it's going to be a little rough here for some time.

    • @TykusBalrog
      @TykusBalrog Před 3 lety +13

      @@mrufino1 the last election proved that it's barely a minority. It was really close. Which is horrifying.

    • @beverleyreid8258
      @beverleyreid8258 Před 3 lety +4

      Me too, I'm from Jamaica, staying right here.

  • @davidcarton6064
    @davidcarton6064 Před 3 lety +108

    " I don't know about that Mr Revere. Did you take a poll? Just because they're dressed in redcoats and carrying the flag of a tyrant doesn't necessarily mean they're British soldiers."

  • @keitholsen8787
    @keitholsen8787 Před 3 lety +140

    “Each day spent relitigating the past is one day less we have to seize the future. Except the election results, we’ll relitigate that all day every day.”

    • @a24396
      @a24396 Před 3 lety +5

      And Benghazi... Or that IRS thing... Or the ATF gun fiasco... etc... etc... etc... The most outrageous thing here is the gullible and easily manipulated rubes that back those Republicans that are now interested in "moving on" can't see this for what it is...

    • @a24396
      @a24396 Před 3 lety +6

      @William Fisher Fisher Do I see this for what it is? I think I do. Do you?
      Edited to add (in case I need to spell it out):
      It's all self serving and hypocritical nonsense.
      They either believe the already disproven conspiracy theory nonsense about a stolen election OR they are knowingly manipulating the people gullible and stupid enough to believe them.
      Keep in mind this is after years of investigations where no proof of any wrongdoing was ever found and now an investigation based on proven lies about a "stolen" election...
      All while demanding there is no investigation into an insurrection that seized our capital seemingly at the urging of their guy that lost his bid for re-election...
      Seems rather obvious to me...

  • @mariag.8242
    @mariag.8242 Před 3 lety +122

    So first let me say these were calm and orderly folks just conducting a private tour, and second let me point out my courage when I barricaded the door against the mob of calm and orderly folks trying to break down the door of the House chamber - Rep. Clyde 🤡

    • @ibinshkamed1586
      @ibinshkamed1586 Před 3 lety +5

      Right turn Clyde

    • @johnhering7521
      @johnhering7521 Před 3 lety +7

      Really Clyde?? You WERE there and witnessed what took place. Please talk to the policemen protecting you. If you thought they were peaceful, why did you hide????

    • @SharonThoboisluvtolive
      @SharonThoboisluvtolive Před 3 lety

      Thank God for you and our real patriots.

  • @kellyg358
    @kellyg358 Před 3 lety +568

    "We embrace free thought and debate..."
    ...when Dear Leader tells us how to think and debate.

    • @alanheyes694
      @alanheyes694 Před 3 lety +31

      Yep. And if anybody opposes or exposes Dear Leader, it’s either “Fake news!” or requires a masterclass in gaslighting.

    • @danburnes722
      @danburnes722 Před 3 lety +8

      Think?

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před 3 lety +13

      Outlaw the Republican party.
      Cut off Federal funds to red states.
      Enforce embargoes on red states.
      Treat them like the terrorist group that we all know them to be.

    • @okeomslax26
      @okeomslax26 Před 3 lety +4

      @@alanheyes694 you are so right and I think, if you haven’t already, you should watch, at least just for the entertainment value, the gaslighting bits from the opposition with Jordan Klepper. He would be the next Stephen Colber(t) if Comedy Central was actually smart

    • @Smilley85
      @Smilley85 Před 3 lety +10

      It's especially rich right after kicking out the person who dared to think and speak differently.

  • @abigfatcow
    @abigfatcow Před 3 lety +38

    As someone that lives in Georgia and has grown to love this state. That shit from McCarthy's mouth shames us all. :'(

    • @GhengisJohn
      @GhengisJohn Před 3 lety +6

      I'd imagine those racist voting laws are also a big oof.

    • @S3MMY345
      @S3MMY345 Před 3 lety

      @@GhengisJohn got anything else?

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 3 lety +3

      Speak with your VOTE. Get your friends to do the same.

    • @GhengisJohn
      @GhengisJohn Před 3 lety +6

      @@S3MMY345 You know, I have no idea what you mean by that. There's a lot of different ways I could interpret your response and a lot of those are hostile. But since I have no idea what you mean when you ask that and I don't like to make assumptions, I have no idea how to approach it or what is is that you want.

  • @DaWillstanator
    @DaWillstanator Před 3 lety +21

    It’s like McCarthy and everyone else he works with are saying “Even though it happened right in front of my own eyes, I didn’t see it happen, therefore it didn’t happen”

  • @macharptube
    @macharptube Před 3 lety +651

    "A man for all treasons "... Gold..

    • @SkyNeely
      @SkyNeely Před 3 lety +16

      I love it!💖

    • @jiukumite
      @jiukumite Před 3 lety +3

      Ya think if we “liberated” Clyde’s brains from his skull, he would reconsider it an insurrection?

    • @danielewillie9279
      @danielewillie9279 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jiukumite ikr!
      Is he saying there was a group of tourists on a visit or an undisciplined mob😆
      So full of BS I wonder if he even realizes he's using opposing images to "validate" his point

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 Před 3 lety

      @@jiukumite Not entirely sure Clyde will be ever capable of "considering" anything.

    • @nickwood8439
      @nickwood8439 Před 3 lety +1

      So much gold here! "A man for all treasons", "Ernest goes to the Gap".....
      It almost sadder that there is so much ridiculousness that these quips aren't getting enough attention than the terrible things themselves.

  • @davidshue9348
    @davidshue9348 Před 3 lety +489

    Cheney needs to invite McCarthy on a hunting trip to work things out.

  • @berryhomchas
    @berryhomchas Před 3 lety +12

    ”A normal tourist visit” Rep. Clyde? Thank-you for helping me re-consider my travel plans. Rest assured they no longer include “a normal tourist visit” to the Peachtree state! 🙄🚫🍑

  • @ScorpDK
    @ScorpDK Před 3 lety +15

    My favorite part is that they ousted her because she "was a distraction from what's really important: regaining control of the House and Senate" - while they spent the past 6 orso weeks talking about Potato Heads, Cancel Culture, etc.

  • @alexvaraderey
    @alexvaraderey Před 3 lety +127

    I always think that an event that left 100 police needing First Aid and one of them needing a morgue van is ''harmless''

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před 3 lety +7

      Just another afternoon of "tourism".

    • @Guitarzoids
      @Guitarzoids Před 3 lety +3

      They were Putting the Tour in Tourniquet

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens Před 3 lety

      Oh. It's just a little harmless locker room rough-housing. Boys will be boys!

  • @TheStevenWhiting
    @TheStevenWhiting Před 3 lety +114

    "We embrace free thought by getting rid of one of our members for having free thought"

  • @tuckerzenski7828
    @tuckerzenski7828 Před 3 lety +30

    Bud, that Nancy Reagan joke just took a year off my life I laughed so hard.

  • @camfifer4911
    @camfifer4911 Před 3 lety +76

    “Matt gaetz boos any woman not wearing braces” made me spit my water out. Jesus Christ man lmao

    • @pixel_glitched
      @pixel_glitched Před 3 lety +11

      Dude, that one was a savage burn. Steven's got some great damn roasts.

    • @denapattison6363
      @denapattison6363 Před 3 lety +7

      @@pixel_glitched It went fast, but my God it was a good 'un

  • @WyrdDarcnyzz
    @WyrdDarcnyzz Před 3 lety +283

    I swear, one of these days, I'm gonna pull a muscle rolling my eyes so hard. How is McCarthy gonna look straight at a camera and lie through his teeth like that?! I honestly hope this party split happens, we're long overdue for some real change in Congress.

    • @dolores2716
      @dolores2716 Před 3 lety +13

      Agree. The one contribution t**** made to the GOP was he made it acceptable (to them and them only) to have no shame.

    • @spir5102
      @spir5102 Před 3 lety +17

      I agree. My outrage is almost spent. I just sit, listening to this unbelievable BS and can't believe it's happening in the US. My only hope is that the Republicans will eat each other and leave sane people who want to help America.

    • @CteCrassus
      @CteCrassus Před 3 lety +19

      Agree. If the GOP splits they won't win another election for decades. The only reason they win elections anymore is the Electoral College and voter suppression.

    • @sebastianlavallee706
      @sebastianlavallee706 Před 3 lety +8

      @@CteCrassus It could even be a chance to finally kill the Electoral College. Reichwingers might actually be for it if it suddenly bars them from office instead of acting as affirmative action for the clinically insane.

    • @1enediyne
      @1enediyne Před 3 lety +8

      Could it have ended any other way for a party full of self absorbed, rich white people with a high moral superiority complex?

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD Před 3 lety +62

    I wanna see the man with that deep laugh!
    Between him and Evie's giggles, they make me feel like I'm with good friends laughing at the wide world

  • @LstKd1
    @LstKd1 Před 3 lety +35

    Dammit man, the writers of this show are incredible this is gold.

  • @quoristewart9834
    @quoristewart9834 Před 3 lety +14

    Bro. That Nancy Reagan line.... comic genius

  • @prokesuk
    @prokesuk Před 3 lety +92

    It's like watching a hostage reading a prepared statement about how great his captors are.

  • @spankywzl
    @spankywzl Před 3 lety +86

    “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    G.O. the O.G.

  • @chrishansen2409
    @chrishansen2409 Před 3 lety +21

    “We embrace free thought and debate” says the party who kicked out Cheney for stating a fact everyone in the party knows is true

  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa Před 3 lety +24

    Not going to lie, everything going on in the world right now makes me want to move out into the woods and live in a shack with no electricity or running water.

    • @lyndad1255
      @lyndad1255 Před 3 lety +4

      Nah, just move to Australia - when we let you in.

    • @mrsmucha
      @mrsmucha Před 3 lety +2

      Me too.

  • @jnewcomb
    @jnewcomb Před 3 lety +67

    I guess the Capitol Police did too well. They could have grabbed one of the Repub senators and thrown him into the crowd and shouted, "Have at 'em boys." Then maybe they'd take this sh*t seriously. But who am I kidding?

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před 3 lety +8

      I'd like to talk to some Capitol police and ask them why they're still defending Republicans who betrayed them, blocked back-up from reaching them, and left them to die at the hands of a moronic mob.

    • @octoscorpion2506
      @octoscorpion2506 Před 3 lety +2

      The Senator might have gotten "hugged and kissed" by the crowd

  • @skaughtmc6591
    @skaughtmc6591 Před 3 lety +264

    Hey, McCarthy - Stripping Cheney of her power doesn’t get rid of her, it just gives nothing to lose in being even more vocal.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 3 lety +13

      It is the start of a new party.

    • @eliassalcedo5229
      @eliassalcedo5229 Před 3 lety +14

      She has raised her fist, against the cowards.

    • @eiriktheatmospheric38
      @eiriktheatmospheric38 Před 3 lety +1

      You keep telling yourself that. The woke left is crumbling. You will never get back to power again.

    • @blitzbees890
      @blitzbees890 Před 3 lety +9

      @@eiriktheatmospheric38 yeah yeah & still ur klan leader LOST lol

    • @eiriktheatmospheric38
      @eiriktheatmospheric38 Před 3 lety +1

      @@blitzbees890 "Lost". Wokeness will be frowned upon just as much as nazism my dear Blitz krieg. It has already started. Go delete all your wokeness or get cancelled by your own pathetic cancel culture. Just a tip.
      Blitz Krieg is a fitting name for someone on the communistic spectrum of politics.

  • @EmilyJohnson314
    @EmilyJohnson314 Před 3 lety +5

    I just really appreciate Stephen's commitment to demonstrating safety and closing the switch blade every time.

  • @jarretheller2244
    @jarretheller2244 Před 3 lety +16

    Dick Cheney living for a year with no heartbeat is a great line! Well done.

  • @k.c1126
    @k.c1126 Před 3 lety +141

    McCarthy fully understands that Cheney is a genuine threat to his leadership role. The problem is that he doesn't understand that the worse he treats her, the more he "sets hell in her" and makes her even more determined to oppose him. I wouldn't be surprised if Cheney doesn't end up the leader of the party that destroys McCarthy's version of the GOP. There's a reason why there's a saying "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".

    • @jonathanraithel5726
      @jonathanraithel5726 Před 3 lety +17

      McCarthy wants power but lacks the spine needed to deserve it. That why no matter if he becomes Speaker or not in 2023, he won’t stay in office, because the same people who threw out Liz Cheney will throw him out one day too.

    • @jacintarooke610
      @jacintarooke610 Před 3 lety +7

      Yeap,she will be running in 2024 for sure,and she'll have a good shot at it, that's just my opinion,

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před 3 lety +12

      Everyone needs to outlaw the Republican party and dismantle and abolish it for sedition, treason and crimes against humanity. Then there won't be any Republicans left to obstruct justice, stifle progress and kill police officers inside of Congress.

    • @AlwaysANemesis
      @AlwaysANemesis Před 3 lety +4

      @@Marijuanifornia While that sounds like a romantic fantasy of justice, I'd clarify that it's not exactly wise to take a political system that's dominated by two parties with heavily consolidated power, remove one, leaving a power vacuum for the second remaining one to step in and fully consolidate their authority in the government. At that point, you'll never get them out of there. Yes, those who enabled the January 6 riot to occur need to be tried and face punishment for their actions, before their complacent attitudes become an invitation for those who threaten our democracy to try again.
      However, I have a fun solution of my own: dissolve political parties as a concept entirely. Or, at the very least, limit the extent of the power they can consolidate; politicians give lip service to term limits in congress, but I dare anyone to bring up _party membership limits._

  • @Yellowjack17
    @Yellowjack17 Před 3 lety +34

    "We embrace free thought and debate..." ... fired the only person with a free thought.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 3 lety

      And I REALLY love that he added they embraced free thought and debate, unlike Democrats. What a complete jerk.

  • @pauljewel6988
    @pauljewel6988 Před 3 lety +7

    I have a feeling when this is all over and the smoke clears Liz will be saying "Broke into the wrong God Damn rec room didn't you, You Bastard"

  • @ca7889
    @ca7889 Před 3 lety +2

    Thank you Stephen Colbert and all the other comedians that keep me laughing, because with out laughter one could consider other things. These lying brain damaged politicians need to go-and prison sounds like a good place for them.

  • @justintiffin-richards6840
    @justintiffin-richards6840 Před 3 lety +227

    ‘ “Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.”’ George Orwell 1984

  • @pamyuhnke8143
    @pamyuhnke8143 Před 3 lety +36

    I don't know what I laugh at more- the jokes or the hilarious giggling in the back ground! 🤣

  • @wendlerkurt
    @wendlerkurt Před 3 lety +6

    As a Tesla owner, I love hearing about the gas shortage. It is music to my ears.

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 Před 3 lety +1

      I don't own a tesla, but I'm hoping has prices rise so far that the jerks in those oversized has guzzling vehicles that are always about a foot away from my bumper can't afford to drive. Paying more myself would be worth it

  • @TheDuality0fMan
    @TheDuality0fMan Před 3 lety +1

    Visual approximation... goddammit, I'm in tears.

  • @brandonyoung-kemkes1128
    @brandonyoung-kemkes1128 Před 3 lety +37

    The guy in the background. His laugh is amazing.😂

  • @JJTaylor2002
    @JJTaylor2002 Před 3 lety +30

    Hot DAMN Stephen and the writers are on FIRE tonight!!

  • @kenupyours5731
    @kenupyours5731 Před 3 lety +3

    Wow, Republicans are saying Jan 6th didn't happen?? Disgusting.
    Senators and congressmen, some of our fine capital police officers passed away. (RIP- and thank you for your efforts)
    Do not ever refuse to acknowledge that disgusting event to overthrow the government of the United states of America. My apologies to the family and friends of the officers who passed away.
    Stay safe y'all.

  • @AlwaysANemesis
    @AlwaysANemesis Před 3 lety +2

    It's a big tent that encourages free thought...so long as that thought is the exact same as everyone else in the tent.

  • @RusTsea196T
    @RusTsea196T Před 3 lety +256

    GQP profiles in courage: a voice vote behind closed doors.

    • @rayroo1223
      @rayroo1223 Před 3 lety +4

      GQP...was that intentional?

    • @AlexWhiteVideo
      @AlexWhiteVideo Před 3 lety +12

      Grand Qanon Party

    • @josephwheeler6674
      @josephwheeler6674 Před 3 lety +1

      Paraphrasing, railing against cancel culture after canceling someone is like shooting a just say no commercial, and then doing a line of coke off of Nancy Reagan's ass! Lol. That's a good one Stephen!

    • @SuperSetright
      @SuperSetright Před 3 lety

      This INFO has been out there for a while, but it is helpful to remind people......
      "The Chinese Biological laboratory in Wuhan is owned by Glaxosmithkline, which (accidentally) owns Pfizer" (the one who makes the vaccine against the virus which was (accidentally) started at the Wuhan Biological Lab and which was (accidentally) funded by Dr. Fauci, who (accidentally) promotes the vaccine!
      Glaxosmithkline is (accidentally) owned by finance division of Black Rock, which (accidentally) managages the finances of the Open Foundation Company (Soros Foundation), which (accidentally) manages the French AXA!
      "Soros (accidentally) owns the German company Winterthur, which (accidentally) built a Chinese laboratory in Wuhan and was bought by the German Allianz, which (coincidentally) has Vanguard as a shareholder, who (coincidentally) is a shareholder of Black Rock", which (coincidentally) controls central banks and manages about a third of global investment capital.
      "Black Rock" is also (coincidentally) a major shareholder of MICROSOFT, owned by Bill Gates, who (coincidentally) is a shareholder of Pfizer (which-remember? Sells a miracle vaccine) and (coincidentally) is now the first sponsor of the 'WHO!
      Now...YOU....understand how a dead bat sold in a wet market in China has infected the WHOLE PLANET!

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 Před 3 lety

      @@SuperSetright "information" you mean.

  • @TimsFoyleHeadgear
    @TimsFoyleHeadgear Před 3 lety +131

    2020: Can't get crazier than this.
    2021: Rooting for Chaney.

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Před 3 lety +3

      That will come, those cutthroats at The Lincoln Project work fast 🏴‍☠️

    • @funqsta
      @funqsta Před 3 lety +6

      also, rooting for RICO to be invoked, for T****'s decades-old criminal enterprise. #rooting4RICO

    • @rawmeseesoundsavvvy170
      @rawmeseesoundsavvvy170 Před 3 lety +2

      Bizarre, I know 🥴

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 3 lety +8

      Amazing that she alone (apparently) has the balls to protect our Constitution.

  • @nachojones1
    @nachojones1 Před 3 lety +1

    wow that is insanity. how can they deny those things. it's absurd.

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 Před 3 lety +2

    Thank you to the members of the GQP, for making rage my first impulse on hearing a southern accent....SIGH

  • @Smilley85
    @Smilley85 Před 3 lety +13

    Because what do you do in the House when an orderly group of tourists take a guided tour? You barricade the doors and suspend the session for several hours.

  • @pq6779
    @pq6779 Před 3 lety +227

    WHEN DT gets indicted, hope they don't forget to indict all his co-conspirators.

    • @k.c1126
      @k.c1126 Před 3 lety +5

      Word.

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda Před 3 lety +15

      He'll throw *everyone* under the bus.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 3 lety +12

      @@plaidpanda all those people he claimed he never met.

    • @Bodhi_Music
      @Bodhi_Music Před 3 lety +3

      @@markmac2206 😂 then hes gonna claim theyve all been best of friends for years soon as its convenient

    • @thelakeman5207
      @thelakeman5207 Před 3 lety +5

      We're gonna need a bigger jail!

  • @OrcephRye
    @OrcephRye Před 3 lety +1

    That 'Visual Approximation'... that did it for me I nearly died laughing

  • @jstravelers4094
    @jstravelers4094 Před 3 lety +3

    You have to wonder how much poop is wiped on Clyde's walls at home.
    He thinks this is normal behavior

  • @creativedesignation7880
    @creativedesignation7880 Před 3 lety +49

    Just another instance of: Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer.

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 Před 3 lety +36

    _"We are a big tent party"_ - says McCarthy.
    But if you look under the GQP tent, you'd know that the only thing propping it up is 45's tiny orange mushroom.

  • @mrav8r
    @mrav8r Před 3 lety +1

    The writers were on fire tonight with these zingers! Truly a hellstorm of humor 😂

  • @buyer4p162
    @buyer4p162 Před 3 lety +2

    How do we as Americans allow such people like McCarthy hold office? How in any fashion are these people working for us? I feel sorry for all those who fought for this country and gave their lives for people such as these.

  • @candielandssweetadventures
    @candielandssweetadventures Před 3 lety +113

    The lone crew member in the background laughing his ass off is giving me life!! 😂

    • @threetreasures7698
      @threetreasures7698 Před 3 lety +12

      You and me both! And his laugh got me through 2020.

    • @paulabrown6840
      @paulabrown6840 Před 3 lety +5

      So great! 😂

    • @tnkwwc
      @tnkwwc Před 3 lety +3

      YES!!!!!!!

    • @timmeeow
      @timmeeow Před 3 lety

      Subtle before but he does seem to be working the crowd more deliberately. His eyes twinkle right on the beat of a joke that gets Evie going, but they go dark with some serious Gandalf-uncloaked energy before he says something that get's an audible reaction from behind the camera. I believe SillySpurt™️ fumes may have been involved initially.

    • @thedirty530
      @thedirty530 Před 3 lety

      The irregular intervals make it appreciated when you do get it.... those regular laughs are too over the top,

  • @StephBer1
    @StephBer1 Před 3 lety +12

    Cheney should go all out and teach Republicans a lesson by voting with the Democrats on all bills.

    • @StephBer1
      @StephBer1 Před 3 lety

      @E E I know. You can't make this stuff up. The Republican party doesn't know which way to turn and they've brought it all on themselves. I hope they crash and burn.

  • @akaimizu1
    @akaimizu1 Před 3 lety +7

    Cheney finally sees what Vindman went through, first hand. Long after turning your Party into a twisted Jurassic Park episode. They invited the Tyrannosaur to try to become big, being totally confident they could control said Dinosaur. But then the nature you brought, got out of hand.

  • @goodmorninggilw2836
    @goodmorninggilw2836 Před 3 lety +5

    OK, my favorite joke of the episode…” Alien who bought the first close he saw at the store”😂 fucking brilliant

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 3 lety +38

    Full respect for Adam Kinzinger, one of the few of the GOP who I respect and has a brain. He is a decent person.

    • @billycloudy9078
      @billycloudy9078 Před 3 lety

      @Velvet Thunder yeah unfortunately that’s the sad truth... that party has been taken over by the crazies!! I personally could careless....thats what they deserve for letting an egomaniac madman con artist into there ranks!!!😀

    • @chriscunningham9740
      @chriscunningham9740 Před 3 lety

      Wait until you meet Charlie Baker, the Republican governor of Massachusetts.
      He is widely considered the most popular governor in the country, with a 74% approval rating. Frankly, I’m pretty sure that the rest of the GOP has completely forgotten he exists.

  • @JasonChinniansoulmod1
    @JasonChinniansoulmod1 Před 3 lety +19

    "Blocking the door to the Whitehouse with salad"
    🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant, just fuxking brilliant 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @xanderfulton3186
    @xanderfulton3186 Před 3 lety +4

    I know most of the comments are gonna be about Cheney, but his Gas joke really deserves more praise.

  • @henryhammond7393
    @henryhammond7393 Před 3 lety +10

    “When I go to Disney I rarely see Mickey getting bludgeoned with a fire extinguisher.”
    Really? You must be going to Disneyland, Disney World gets a little more rough.

  • @robertbruce2840
    @robertbruce2840 Před 3 lety +236

    Here's the sentence that Liz
    Cheney said, that will haunt Republicans, FOREVER ! ! !
    "Remaining silent and ignoring the lie, emboldens the LIAR!"

    • @ClevyTR6
      @ClevyTR6 Před 3 lety +18

      Unfortunately the GOP want to embolden the LIAR :(

    • @havu2236
      @havu2236 Před 3 lety +1

      Look in the mirrors fools. The Dems have been lying to you for decades and you still don't even know it.

    • @Marco48375
      @Marco48375 Před 3 lety +7

      @@havu2236 o ok. Then it's okay.

    • @stasiaspade1169
      @stasiaspade1169 Před 3 lety +10

      @@havu2236 is a no content troll site!

    • @ji8698
      @ji8698 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes but coming from her is absolutely crazy 😂😂😂

  • @zenmode6144
    @zenmode6144 Před 3 lety +29

    The tourists later walked out a a podium, Nancy's laptop and several other souvenirs. Quite a nice tour I guess...

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 3 lety +5

      And took the chance to use the facilities, if you consider a hallway a facility.

    • @soonerboomer2947
      @soonerboomer2947 Před 3 lety +2

      ... but Viking Helmet Guy _did_ manage to stop the muffins in the break room from being stolen! Yay!

    • @jupiterkansas
      @jupiterkansas Před 3 lety +1

      next, a tour of America's penitentiary system.

  • @lisavallejos3107
    @lisavallejos3107 Před 3 lety

    Doubled over laughing -thanks!!

  • @totalt6600
    @totalt6600 Před 3 lety

    One of the best. Still laughing 3 days later.

  • @guitarheroIX
    @guitarheroIX Před 3 lety +78

    I appreciate the guy who always laughs at Steven's jokes.

    • @Elizabeth-rq1vi
      @Elizabeth-rq1vi Před 3 lety +14

      His wife is also laughing....so neat to hear authentic laughter.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 Před 3 lety +6

      That's the camera guy !

    • @mystiqueivy
      @mystiqueivy Před 3 lety +9

      CHRIS!!!

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 3 lety +2

      His hearty belly laugh kills me every time.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 3 lety +1

      @William Fisher Fisher I would assume because it makes them laugh.

  • @jayzenitram9621
    @jayzenitram9621 Před 3 lety +197

    The Lincoln project needs to make an ad with the insurrectionist mob and that guy's "there was no riot" speech as a voice over.

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie Před 3 lety +5

      MSNBC had it during Ari Melber's show this evening.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Anne--Marie but air it 24 -7-365.

    • @user-ze9vg8se2x
      @user-ze9vg8se2x Před 3 lety +6

      I'm good. I'm not particularly interested in hearing from even more Republicans right now.

    • @calliesmith6897
      @calliesmith6897 Před 3 lety

      Oh sure, because we totally need hear from the actual pedophiles. Yeah, no. Get out of our lives and rot away. Because at this point, once old age gets these career politicians, the world will breath a sigh of relief.

    • @calliesmith6897
      @calliesmith6897 Před 3 lety

      @Preston Whisenant Alright, number 62. I'm pretty sure anyone that's against abortion just negated that entire comment. So, yeah, you've beaten yourself already.

  • @Keka1147
    @Keka1147 Před 3 lety +1

    LOVE YOU STEVEN.....KEEP IT UP

  • @23ncarol
    @23ncarol Před 3 lety

    Oh...love his assistant laughter...want to see his face!😄😃

  • @markmac2206
    @markmac2206 Před 3 lety +949

    republicans: "we hate cancel culture!"
    also republicans: "lets cancel Cheney, she isnt a complete bootlicker"

    • @newquinn22
      @newquinn22 Před 3 lety +76

      Republicans: we are the party of free thought
      Also Republicans: she thinks different than us! Get her!

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 3 lety +25

      @@newquinn22 These are just a couple of the many contradictions with this group. 🙄

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 3 lety +21

      @@cc1k435 they are the party of voting against their best interests.

    • @tonnyangkawan2168
      @tonnyangkawan2168 Před 3 lety +23

      party of hypocrites

    • @drstuartjacobsen
      @drstuartjacobsen Před 3 lety +2

      wu tang forever

  • @chriswhiting2926
    @chriswhiting2926 Před 3 lety +181

    I gotta say. The guy on the crew who can’t help himself from laughing makes these episodes just that much funnier.

    • @theoweston9644
      @theoweston9644 Před 3 lety +2

      His laugh is wonderful.

    • @towedarray7217
      @towedarray7217 Před 3 lety +1

      It reminds me of the guy that used to sit behind Jiminy Glick to his interviews. It’s so funny to hear them try to suppress their laughter off camera.

    • @chriswhiting2926
      @chriswhiting2926 Před 3 lety +1

      I like it because you can tell how hard he’s trying not to laugh. I always think the jokes are funny, but when he laughs like that I can’t help myself from laughed out loud with him. Anyone else get that ?

    • @ldbagwell
      @ldbagwell Před 3 lety +2

      I love him! And his wife's sweet giggle.

  • @rocketamadeus3730
    @rocketamadeus3730 Před 3 lety +3

    "Ernest goes to the GAP" is fire.

  • @threadz-sr6305
    @threadz-sr6305 Před 3 lety

    Damn Colbert pulled a switch blade, respect!

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 Před 3 lety +196

    2:05 _“Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline.”_
    So, _“Do not inject bleach,”_ you have a new friend! Isn't that nice?

    • @bookfound
      @bookfound Před 3 lety +27

      Instructions not clear, Injected gasoline.

    • @user-zy4wv7yx1z
      @user-zy4wv7yx1z Před 3 lety +19

      Plastic bags are for noobs. I hold the gas in my cheeks like a squirrel.

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Před 3 lety +8

      Filling plastic bags with gas ⛽️ is natural selection at its finest. To Americans keep filling plastic bags with gas, we will lose a few of you in the process though.

    • @woadblue
      @woadblue Před 3 lety +4

      I managed to bleach some plastic bags... is that allowed?

    • @briancoughlin6732
      @briancoughlin6732 Před 3 lety

      Only meth addicts inject bleach

  • @Frostbite08
    @Frostbite08 Před 3 lety +130

    "We embrace free thought and debate. We allow snakes and mice in our party. Wait, why are only snakes showing up?"

    • @wastelandrelaxer
      @wastelandrelaxer Před 3 lety +4

      This is anti snake. Are you cancelling snakes?

    • @Frostbite08
      @Frostbite08 Před 3 lety +4

      @@wastelandrelaxer "Hey guys, I just heard about this book that says snakes are the devil in disguise! This is obviously a liberal attack on our Gadsden flags! Let's ban it!"

    • @reginaldbowls7180
      @reginaldbowls7180 Před 3 lety

      WRONG LIZ

  • @konestudio
    @konestudio Před 3 lety

    Awesome intro. Had me cracking up all morning!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrtelechi
    @mrtelechi Před 3 lety

    Comedy genius, thank you...superb!

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 Před 3 lety +139

    "There was no insurrection. And I'm speaking as one of the people who barricaded the door to keep the insurrectionists from breaking in."

    • @android12921
      @android12921 Před 3 lety +12

      Reflection for fraction of a second- impossible task for Republicans

    • @joebwannabe
      @joebwannabe Před 3 lety +7

      @@BabushkaBrigade that level of delusion checks out. I bet he tells anyone who will listen about that time he was voted Sexiest Man Alive.

    • @johnnybraccia452
      @johnnybraccia452 Před 3 lety +4

      Only one person had to be shot to hold the mob back.

  • @anthonymiele4320
    @anthonymiele4320 Před 3 lety +71

    "The civil war within the GOP is not ending today, it is just beginning."
    My popcorn and I are so here for it.

  • @mysticallymary
    @mysticallymary Před 3 lety

    This one is particularly funny - Love you Stephen!

  • @digi9ten
    @digi9ten Před 3 lety

    The start was great!

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 Před 3 lety +302

    I remember when I smeared poop and chanted “hang the Vice President” during my tourist visit to congress

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah same when I visited Washington DC 12 years ago a was shooting a gun and threatening George Bush. Good times

    • @blackbird5634
      @blackbird5634 Před 3 lety +6

      yes, white people are encouraged to show their disappointment in many creative ways. The Waffle House Junta was pathetic. ''The underclass suffers but doesn't learn from it." -Chomsky

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren Před 3 lety +9

      @@nunyabunya8636 of course. Fences are there to climb on right?

    • @tripwire4727
      @tripwire4727 Před 3 lety

      @@MrJimheeren what?

    • @Jakeonkuningas
      @Jakeonkuningas Před 3 lety +2

      Don't we all do that?

  • @michaelstevenfriedlander4583

    The more new political parties they form, the less chance they have to win. Excellent.

  • @scottiejohnson2639
    @scottiejohnson2639 Před 3 lety +1

    lol 😂 hahaha 🤣 we Love you Mr. Colbert!

  • @LilHalfBit
    @LilHalfBit Před 3 lety

    I was waiting for this upload after the past few days lol!

  • @laurendoe168
    @laurendoe168 Před 3 lety +52

    Rep Clyde needs to read the Sedition Act.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Před 3 lety +6

      rep clyde needs to be read his rights.

    • @mariesmith8454
      @mariesmith8454 Před 3 lety +3

      Lauren Doe, The DOJ should read Clyde the Sedition Act & then throw the book at him.

    • @laurendoe168
      @laurendoe168 Před 3 lety

      @@kenbrown2808 I like the implication... but AFAIK, he hasn't committed a crime.

    • @laurendoe168
      @laurendoe168 Před 3 lety

      @Dahn I'm not denying this happened, but proving it in a court of law may be difficult at best.

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom Před 3 lety +2

      He doesn't care and will say the grass is blue and sky is green.

  • @emiliemanes5392
    @emiliemanes5392 Před 3 lety +35

    The background laughter is delightful 😆

  • @marvwatkins7029
    @marvwatkins7029 Před 3 lety +2

    I do hope those Alabamians don't like to smoke while driving.

  • @MrSThayer
    @MrSThayer Před 3 lety

    Alien clothing store - oh my that one got me good, real good bravo

  • @professorharmless7512
    @professorharmless7512 Před 3 lety +134

    The Republican party didn't go mad. You just finally noticed.

    • @extendoduck
      @extendoduck Před 3 lety +13

      I mean... they've always been masters of convincing the working class to go against its own interests but up until Trump they were more "manipulative sociopath" at worst not "man barking in the street and screaming about the Jews causing fires with space lasers" level crazy

    • @azurecielo52479
      @azurecielo52479 Před 3 lety +2

      Thank you!!!

    • @Chas-OTE
      @Chas-OTE Před 3 lety +5

      They're just disgustingly open and proud about their hypocrisy now

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Chas-OTE The commander in cheeto was so wildly vocal with his bigotry and insanity, and his fanbase was so rabid, that the GOP has realized as long as they say 'DEMOCRATS ARE EVIL AND SATAN' they can get away with doing and saying literally anything with 0 repercussions. So now the polite facade is gone, and we can all see the gibbering, incestuous cesspit for what it really is.

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 Před 3 lety

      Thank you!

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 Před 3 lety +129

    6:05 _“We embrace free thought and debate. But Liz Cheney embraced the truth, and so she had to go.”_

  • @OrgnlProductions
    @OrgnlProductions Před 3 lety +2

    Wow never thought I’d ever support a member of the Cheney clan

  • @NarattoRadians
    @NarattoRadians Před 3 lety +1

    That wooden chicken on a dagger prop is getting a surprising amount of use.