"Language Barriers" | Russell Peters - The Green Card Tour
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- čas přidán 22. 10. 2016
- I can only speak English, so I created my own language! Here's a clip from my 2011 special, "The Green Card Tour."
Get the full special on iTunes! Click here: apple.co/2eSsTKg
In Finnish language, pussi means plastic bag! Don't be surprised if you ever go to Finland and you see in some stores a sign saying "pussi, 25 cents"!
That some expensive pussy! Damn!
Yes sir I'll take 3 of those! 😂
25¢ Is Cheap For Some Pussy!!😂🤣
Teepussi is tea bags 😁 in Finnish.
Jussipussi
Honestly, he has the most diverse crowd from all over the world. Where is this even happening? UN?😂
The Nice Guy
He also makes a lot of racial jokes, about everyone. People love it because they understand the context, just laugh about our differences and similarities...
The Nice Guy I wouldn't be surprised if he was allowed to hold shows in the UN.
This is in England but hes from Brampton Ontario Canada just down the road from me. The big cities in southern Ontario are VERY diverse. In Brampton, we called it Bramladesh because there is such a massive East Indian population there :)
@@amylee3531 must've smells a lot
In arabic kiss means pussy 😂
His comedy materials are different than Americans comedians. Peter is talented comedian unquestionably. He makes people realize that we should embrace our differences instead of hating one another.
He reminds me of Adam Hills. Both of them has the comedy style that I like.
We should live together but stay diverse. No interacial marriage
@@kevinowen5561 Go back to the 60's
True!!!
That’s because he’s Canadian. We’re not taught to be a melting pot of nationalists here
Appreciate his talent to insult everything respectfully.
Ok Karen
karen
@@jaxjax809 "oki Karim"
@@chan_for "Karim"
Female detected opinion rejected
I am Hungarian, and one of my foreign friends told me that when he listened to Hungarians talking - especially when we say goodbye over the phone, it sounds like some nasty rap song. Jo (meaning good or okay, pronounced as 'yo') and puszi (meaning kiss - on the cheek, pronounced as pusy), so usually we end conversations like "jo, jo, puszi, puszi - usually repeating this a few times, as we try to end a conversation, well, what can we do :D
Lol
😂😂
that is fucking hilarious
Magyarok :D
na jó, szakadok :D
In Portuguese, "pula" means jump
In Romanian, "pula" means dick
In Africa, "pula" is a currency
Bro how did you know that
"pula" means red in Filipino.
In a dialect of bengali pula means boy
In Africa? There are over 2,000 different words for currency in that CONTINENT.
In Samoa susu means TITS
Damn, “Susu” is my aunt’s name.
In Swahili Susu means small savings
It means milk in malay language
is pema really your name???
omg don't let her aunt go to the Philippines
It hindi it means urine🤣😂
"Damn you, rosetta stone." lol
I didn't get the reference.. Plz elaborate..
@@TheScion777
Rosetta Stone is a language learning software. The reference here is that the guy who said that assumed that Russell learned their language using that software. The "damn you" is for how people learning foreign language using software like Rosetta Stone, therefor they have to be careful when talking in their language (talking bad about something for example) with each other when strangers around.
@@I-Colt didn't know there is a software with that name. I only thought about Tool's song Rosetta Stoned
@@viesturslogins7153 its based on the stone that helped translate Egyptian hieroglyphs
Rosetta stone
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As a chinese, I love him. He is a legend. I love how much he imitate every accent including chinese. He is bold and brave!
Russel is the only comedian that can connect with people from different cultures and make them all laugh. Because his jokes are always international.
In some dialects of Chinese, when we hesitate or just pausing between words, we say "niga..niga.."which means in Eng "well..you know...well..eh..eh"
Dee Bai 那個 那個😂😂
Yeah bro I noticed that I had a lot of Chinese classmates over the years
Well he did a joke about that nigga thingy
Im Chinese btw, tho I happen to know in Swedish, the word "actually" is faktiskt, which is worse than how it looks. Lol
In mandarin*
Puszi puszi 😘
Orsi Tamas 😂
Puszi puszi babe 😘😘👍👍👍👍
Orsi Tamas 😂😂😂
Lol
Double pussy..
"So do you want to see my soo-soo?"
"NO. Flush it!"
LMFAO!
I love how Russel Peter's comedy shows always include people from different countries
Hes Brilliant. I lived in the city he grew up in and as a white woman, I was the minority. So he would have had great accents there to practice!
I'm from the Philippines..
Holy crap I can't stop laughing
Jam Jamie sml
I am trying to slowly learn Tagalog.. love it
No one gives a shit.
Same here! 😂😂😂😂
Ingat Po there🇵🇭👍
Russell Peters is a well-cultured well-traveled international kind of comedian. The best kind there is.
His accents are so amazing
Omair Sheikh its American
@@ravsinghrajput2105 not Canadian?
@@yeasinahamed not a real Canadian though
He is from my hometown Brampton, Ontario, Canada
At 4:37 that's Russel's mom... He just finished doing what he did 😂😸
Greetings from Hungary! puszi xoxo :)
Zsolt Szekretár 🇭🇺😊
Zsolt Szekretár
Zsolt Szekretár 😗😗😗😉
i understand know its puszi not pussy
puszi puszi
"go nicely" that phrase gets me everytime XD
double Puszi for all of u
Amer Hashim 😂😂 and you too
Dude Romanians says the same thing. This guy visited us in the USA from Romania, and he was talking on the phone back home and at the end I hear ok pussy pussy...I'm like dude you cant say that over here out loud.... lol after I explained why, and he explained his side of the story I couldn't stop laughing...
@@varga_zsolti well I visited Romania a few months back and they all say it especially the girls to their girlfriends..it was hilarious to me.
On my worst day Russell made me laugh so hard thx 👍🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Omar Bay21 Oh baby
This looks like his worst day
OMG SO TRUE!!! I LOVE THIS GUY!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
why what happened on your worst day?
@@blasttrash on my worst day i felt like killing myself
Russel is a wonderful person and a fantastic stand-up comic.
He said that when the English learn that someone has never heard of England, they are generally shocked.
Most people where I live in India have never heard of England, despite the fact that the British ruled India for over 200 years.
Russel has been my favorite comedian for YEARS. But my all-time favorite moment is when he does the "tap some bong" joke 🤣🤣🤣
Susu in Indonesian and Malay can mean "Milk" or "Boobs" xD
Ew...flush it!
Kosher Marijuana I know. I bought a load of "choco susus" tasty chocolate
Kosher Marijuana Wow. As a Filipino we do share similar words.
CJ Ruaya Hey, you're Filipino? I'd like to ask you something. I'm always curious.
Why is the country name "the Philippines" but the people of the Philippines are Filipino? Why not the Filippines or Philipino?
And why do you have "the" in front of the country name? I mean, we don't call "the Canada" or "the India", right?
Yonguk Lee You can search it yourself but I'll try to answer your questions. Philippines was named after the King of Spain when a spanish explorer discovered our islands. He called it Las Islas Filipinas which translates to The Philippine Islands in English after the Americans colonized us. When the Americans departed we changed it to The Philippines.
There's still "The" because our country's name remained as a colonial name. Filipino is derive from the word Filipinas and only the elites were allowed to call themselves Filipinos and the common people as Indios. Then a group of people back in 19th century encouraged people to call themselves Filipino to spread nationalism and to fight the colonizers.
Just like in Indonesia and the other countries, they just translated the name that was given to them by their colonizers into their own native language.
This guy has mastered every dialect, accent and ethnical behaviour LMAO
Super hilarious. Really enjoyed this one. You're the ONLY comedian who can actually make me laugh. I have never found any other comedian who can make me laugh. I must be a real serious person.
He's so good at accents it's amazing
This is friggin' hilarious... my fave stand up comedian ♡
I just found this channel today, and I've been binge watching it for about an hour, laughing the while time!
I'm an American, and I worked with a Cambodian lady who told me "susu" means "Keep going". So every night at work we would say that to each other and laugh. One night I said that to a Filipino lady, and she was not amused. I didn't think the word had any meaning at all in her language, so I was quite embarrassed when she told me what it meant.
hahahahha , man
@K Ü Ł Ø T Yep lol
Susu in Malaysia means milk. :P
In India for most of the Anglo Indians it’s pee
That transition form foreign accent to desi accent is so smooth!😂♥️👍
In Swedish "puss, puss" means 'kiss, kiss', usually said when saying goodbye to someone.
This is one of the things I love most about languages. It's amazing how something innocent in one language can be incredibly rude in another.
I m from France and got to know you only for 2 weeks. You are really funny. I enjoy your shows. Thanks to CZcams. Take care
The "susu" part is damn true!! That is literally how we tell young kids to go for susu 😂
Flush it.............. LMAO
Mukesh | "OMG, you are so kinky" 😂😂😂
Lol
Miktecrep I WAS DEAD
Russel Peters much love from Namibia 🇳🇦 , I love your stand up
greetings from latvia :)
Mārcis Kampe
Latvia pie velna jā!
ašflūben mašhāben mahlīben veršlūbed durh līben!
Mārcis Kampe I
Mārcis Kampe according to Russel, Latvian sounds like a bilingual German/Swedish speaker having a stroke.
But in reality, Latvia can't into Potato. However, Latvia can into beautiful women!
So glad I finally got to see you at Thunder Valley in the nice "parking lot" area
4:37 there's a quick frame of Russell's mom, watching him make all those jokes, lol. HI MOM!
i love how diverse the audience and comment section is
It's so amazing that we have so many different languages although we all are of the same GENUS!!!!
Species actually. Well, same genus and class and phyllum too, obviously, but term species already contain them in itselve.
You are undoubtedly, the best!!!
I just always laugh watching Russell Peters videos!😂😂👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️
Anytime I am sad, I watch a Russell Peters video..
Afterwards, I cannot stop laughing, this man is a genius 🤣
I laughed my ass off. You are a great Artist Mr. Peter.
He is the comedian most knowledgeable about so many cultures and peoples.
Also the czech word for tickle is the polish word for clitorus. This leads to many fights at my hometown on the Czech/polish border
In Turkey i saw some tourists that wants to go to the market and they asked local peoples to how they can go to the market and the local peoples sent them to the nearest store because the sound of "market" is equal to store in Turkish.
I wish this man the best his comedy is clean his comedy is truthful we all need to laugh and he brings laughter
in Indonesian "susu" means "milk".. HAHAHAHA
Clementino Gilbert Tj HEY
Heeeyyyy !!! I'm an Indian male and I do Susu (piss) 10 times a day
***** i dont mean to be rude but lol
Flush it😂😂
Other Filipino words that are Malay in origin and is similar to Malaysian and Indonesian and other Malay-related words: The words on the left are Filipino and on the right are Malay (Malaysian or Indonesian) and in the parentheses are the meanings of the Filipino words.
Ako = Aku (I or myself)
Anak = Anak (child/son/daughter)
Anim = Enam (six/number six)
Apat = Empat (four/number four)
Araw = Hari (sun) ["hari" in Filipino means "king", but we also use "rajah" /pronounce=raha/ to mean a king before Spanish conquest]
Bobo = Bodoh (stupid)
Bahagi = Bahagian/Bagi (part/portion)["bahagian" in Filipino means "to share"]
Bahay = Balai/Rumah (house)
Balik = Balik (return)
Balimbing = Belimbing (starfruit/perfidious/disloyal depending on context)
Balita = Berita (news)
Balot = Balut (to wrap)
Bangkay = Bangkai (corpse,carcass)
Bangis = Bengis (fierce,ferocious)
Bangon = Bangun (to awaken/rise up)
Bansa = Bangsa (nation)
Bato = Batu (stone)
Bawang = Bawang putih (garlic) ["bawang merah" is translated as "sibuyas" in Filipino which is from Spanish "cebollon" or "cebollas"]
Bayad = Bayar (to pay/payment)
Bibig = Bibir (mouth)
Bili = Beli (buy)
Bukas/Buka = Buka (open)
Bunso = Bongsu/Bungsu (youngest child)
Buntis = Bunting/Hamil (pregnant)
Buwan = Bulan (month/moon)
Buwaya=Buaya (crocodile)
Those are just A-B, and there are a lot more words we have that are similar in spelling and with common or similar or related meaning. :)
the word "nigga" means "you" in Korean lol
Csp Sk Blood Contract I thought it meant "I am"
In my language 'nigga' means leave.
@@PrincessLockette that's "naega(내가)"
It sounds similar but it's different actually
In Punjabi/Hindi, "nigga" means "view"..
Yes..that true!!
I love that they show his Mum at the end. I'm sure she's mortified on the inside.
Spot on😂 When I was a student at University in Europe, I had a Hungarian roomate and she used to repeat the word "puszy" on the phone when ending the conversation and made me laugh 😂😂
Funny enough: I am from Armenia and when I was on the phone with my aunt back home, I kept saying "mokush" as that is the condense and cute form we use to call for aunt in Armenian....
My Hungarian roomate started to laugh with no control, and she explained me that "mókus" means squirrel in Hungarian😂😂😂😂😂
"Oh my Got you're so kinky".
Automatically zooms in to a granny in the stands.
I need to decontaminate my brain.
bojed that’s his mom
I think that was his mom.
Thats his mom dude
And hillariously as you laughing typing this, that is her mom
Susu means "fight on" in Thai, lolz
Susu fights!
For Indians - kids comparing how far their pee can go
For Indonesians - who got the bigger b***s
Actually, the correct spelling is SUSO not SUSU lol hahaha
I am from Latvia, unfortunately, that Latvian you did sounds german
ouuu jā. Its true :D
You are absolutely gorgeois Aleysa. Wow
for me it sounded more like Dutch xD
No... Danish maybe
Who cares
look at the comments recently and the ones made before. you will understand.. Love you Russell
it's sad that people now more subscribing to those channels that doesn't make any sense. Russel u should have at least more than hundred thousand subscribers.
"This man speaks Latvian"
Damn, we be famous 🇱🇻
I always thought Latvian are like Austrians, only the blood on the robe has dried quite a bit :p
P.S. Legend has it that the Duke of Austria was soaked in the blood of his enemy after the battle, only the belt remained white. 🇦🇹
In Finnish language pusipusi also means kisses. "Good bye, pusipusi"... and as like someone else mentioned 'pussi' with a longer S-sound means plastic bag.
Ive seen this full show
Its just too damn hillarious man
You are so great..your light shine
His Mother is sitting there! That is success!
I speak German and literally everything I say in that language sounds like I’m screaming at someone lol
Peters cracks me up every time!!
It isn't hard learning another language if you are keen on being linguistic. There are a lot of shows in different languages with English subtitles. Through watching Thai, Korean, Bangladesh, Japanese shows with English subtitles, learnt some words. So far I can proudly say that I can converse in 7languages. But I am boasting my capability but simply stating that if you are keen on something & set your mind to it, it is possible...Jia Yo, Susu!!! 🤗🤗
One day he’s gonna do that “I understand you” thing to someone who is doing a massive drug deal...😂
This legend would be canceled today.I love his comedy is amazing!
He is so true and honest his comedy is of unbelievable humor and true this is one of the best comedians ever he stands up there with Eddie Murphy Richard Pryor
big fan of yours from saskatoon, saskatchewan 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
he is truly hilarious af 😂
4:12
Remember the Go Nicely video anyone? 😂
So hilarious!
He is intelligent and shows an understanding of various cultures and languages with not excessive profanity
Love you russell
Oh, and speaking of similar words, there are towns named Ape and Ogre in Latvia, but they don't sound anything like English words, just the spelling is the same. And "maize" in Latvian means "bread", not "corn".
That just reminded me of his story about russian plumbers. Mister Pidor ehehhehehhehheheh XDD
his mom at the end enjoying his son ..love it
@Jacques LaMerde yes the old lady at the end
in thailand su su is used for consolation/encouragement,...like "hang in there/keep going"..and coincidentally same in italian,,,
3:34 Gurinder Chadha. Director of Bend it like Beckham, Viceroy's House etc.
Please come to Calcutta , India
Dude. I would buy front row tickets
You are insane
Buy two.
His parents are basically from Kolkata
your the best
When I was spending my summers off from college working as an aid in a nursing home (I was going to college for nursing and it was a good way to earn spending money and learn about things in my field, even though I wanted to be a NICU nurse, the other end of the age spectrum), and as always, it was stocked with Filipino nurses. And they always got a huge kick out of calling me "SuSu". My name is, of course, Sue. So it was a laugh riot hearing "SuSu! (giggle) Susu! (giggle) Where are you, Susu? (giggle)" thru the halls as I was feeding, bathing and changing the diapers of my patients.
"Ouh my gut, you're so kinky!" 😂
You'd be cool to smoke a joint with. You'd have anyone laughing to death . We gotta appreciate the art this man creates.
Greetings from philippines! Hit like if ur pinoy and u love to watch russell peters videos.
I turned sixty yesterday
soi ve obviously been around to see enough CHANGES
yep he s right, so much more mixed , previously monocultural societies have become
Point is i do the same ..I am always madly into trying to figure out languages of other speakers
incidently, when travelling...best thing and The Thing That Works..Use body Language
and in thai language susu means cheering up someone,like fighting !
"Fight on!"
So if I say I want to do Susu, in Thailand then you will be ready to fight me😜😂
greetings from malaysia
Greetings
That's gold Jerry!!
Love his lines and his nose 😀😁
We Finns and hungarians are alike. Pusi pusi is kiss kiss on english, just Luke on Hungarian, only writen little bit differently
in* English
Hi brotheer🇭🇺
In Italian oggi means today
But in English means something way different
Oh didn't expect Latvia to get mentioned lol
Love from Latvia : D
Awesome
The But But But But But is the best part 0:45
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bak bak bak bak😁😂😂
Bro u r the only comedian that make me laugh NO CAP
Damn that Hungarian lady is pretty and hot
Aydin R blame the weather.
You should visit Hungary. She's typical and avarage here... :D
King Carter Pakistan as well..
Aydin R 😂😂😂
King Carter now now, no generalization in my peaceful christian server please