"Go Nicely" | Russell Peters - The Green Card Tour

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  • čas přidán 6. 05. 2024
  • Indian parents always want to know what happens in the bathroom! Here's a clip from my 2011 special, "The Green Card Tour."
    Get the full special on iTunes! Click here: apple.co/2eSsTKg
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  • @say_hello_to_my_little_friend
    @say_hello_to_my_little_friend Před 6 lety +2562

    he actually had tears in his eyes at the end when he said that line.
    I miss my dad too Russell.

    • @richmandudyt2925
      @richmandudyt2925 Před 5 lety +21

      Yeah? What second? Like reply the time.

    • @tanujgodara1243
      @tanujgodara1243 Před 4 lety +52

      @@richmandudyt2925 4:59 my guy. Pause it. You will see it in his eyes

    • @swastikadas8357
      @swastikadas8357 Před 4 lety +84

      Yeah , and his voice trembled too.

    • @aamit6211
      @aamit6211 Před 4 lety +64

      And the huge crowd pop that followed, should’ve been enough for his Dad to feel the pride sitting in heaven.

    • @maanasravishankar5465
      @maanasravishankar5465 Před 4 lety +7

      Rip

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 Před 4 lety +605

    Damn, Russell uses stories with his Dad in a lot of his stand up. It goes to show that he was very close to his father, look at Russel at the end of the video, he got tears in his eyes when he was mimicking his dad. He misses his Dad even after all these years, btw, his dad passed away in 2004.

    • @TheGreenPoncle
      @TheGreenPoncle Před 4 lety +17

      Not only that but his voice became a bit unstable

    • @OfficialAnarchyz
      @OfficialAnarchyz Před 3 lety +4

      @@TheGreenPoncle OmFG He ALmOsT cRiED aT hiS oWN CoMedY SHow EPIC REACTION WENT VIRAL WENT WRONG IN THE HOOD UNBELIEVABLE

    • @TheGreenPoncle
      @TheGreenPoncle Před 3 lety +15

      @@OfficialAnarchyz ok? lol what's up with you?

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 Před 3 lety +8

      His impression of his dad is my favorite voice he does because he does it with so much enthusiasm and you can tell he works hard to get all the nuances of dad down. In my opinion he does generic Indian accent and his dad, the latter vastly superior.

    • @babla69420
      @babla69420 Před 2 lety

      @@TheGreenPoncle ok bomer

  • @user-zo4vk1tu5u
    @user-zo4vk1tu5u Před 7 lety +2101

    4:57 when he said this line , he remembered his father 💔 , tears r obvious

    • @tahirasultan8280
      @tahirasultan8280 Před 6 lety +88

      حسام الحربي aw yes I noticed

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 Před 6 lety +330

      This man must have been incredibly close to his father. A lot of his material is based of stories with his Dad. حسام الحربي

    • @alexsimare
      @alexsimare Před 6 lety +66

      I didn't notice bcoz laughing so much.

    • @Fadelatmurshidsyahi
      @Fadelatmurshidsyahi Před 6 lety +1

      Nothing

    • @CyberEJ
      @CyberEJ Před 6 lety +89

      It was like him doing a tribute and doing a throwback to one of his first acts at the same time

  • @ongp9209
    @ongp9209 Před 7 lety +3988

    If you flush it, somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.

  • @bojed
    @bojed Před 6 lety +350

    "Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad".
    10 years apart and this joke is still relevant LOL!

    • @nafri2823
      @nafri2823 Před 6 lety +4

      bojed and he was almost crying during saying that line. Remembering his dad

  • @sandeepsevkani3829
    @sandeepsevkani3829 Před 7 lety +359

    somebody got shed of tear in his eye at 4:58
    Mr +Russell Peters

    • @forestnraindeers3690
      @forestnraindeers3690 Před 4 lety

      Cuz he's not blinking

    • @OfficialAnarchyz
      @OfficialAnarchyz Před 3 lety

      OmFG He ALmOsT cRiED aT hiS oWN CoMedY SHow EPIC REACTION WENT VIRAL WENT WRONG IN THE HOOD UNBELIEVABLE

  • @abhishekhegde3913
    @abhishekhegde3913 Před 3 lety +100

    "You're a grandpoo!" This gets me everytime 🤣

  • @Honesty_Rules
    @Honesty_Rules Před 6 lety +379

    He got emotional at end, he miss his dad , anyone notice watery eyes at end of clip .

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx Před 6 lety +2

      Honesty Rules yah i did

    • @cookiedough9714
      @cookiedough9714 Před 4 lety

      Why can't he see him

    • @OfficialAnarchyz
      @OfficialAnarchyz Před 3 lety

      OmFG He ALmOsT cRiED aT hiS oWN CoMedY SHow EPIC REACTION WENT VIRAL WENT WRONG IN THE HOOD UNBELIEVABLE

    • @hannesp3493
      @hannesp3493 Před rokem

      @@cookiedough9714 ‘Towards the end of my dad’s life, he got very sick’ might be an indicator

  • @MalcolmX.
    @MalcolmX. Před 7 lety +1567

    I didn't know that his father passed away.

    • @SU-in2uz
      @SU-in2uz Před 5 lety +97

      Malcolm X his father passed away in 2004.

    • @MrBrownnn696
      @MrBrownnn696 Před 5 lety +49

      I watched a video about his dad I cried

    • @helbertremo6747
      @helbertremo6747 Před 5 lety +28

      Malcolm X of course you wont know, are you close?

    • @Surendran69
      @Surendran69 Před 5 lety +1

      @@helbertremo6747 LOL

    • @MalcolmX.
      @MalcolmX. Před 5 lety +3

      @@SU-in2uz Thank you buddy

  • @Sarvascents
    @Sarvascents Před 7 lety +1097

    Sir Russell
    If you are reading this
    Let me tell you
    you are the funniest standup comedian ever
    I dont remember last time i laughed so much

    • @noway464
      @noway464 Před 7 lety +27

      this was the hardest I ever remember laughing. I probably didn't breath for about 90 secs

    • @karthikj2240
      @karthikj2240 Před 6 lety +7

      Varun Arya No Louis CK is the best

    • @mathewmaheo4806
      @mathewmaheo4806 Před 6 lety

      Sir

    • @ahypernova
      @ahypernova Před 6 lety

      Thomas Micheal, please do keep spending hours to remember every word that you consider "smart" and adding them to your comment to look cool to 10 year olds, it's a very nice way to spend your time for someone of your age. Also, you must be one of many turds that swims in the indian ocean right now, because that's about the only thing in this world that would defend an indian - something that came out of their ass.
      And by the way, the only thing my mother or father would have done if they ever saw this comment reply section would be to facepalm while reading your cringy comment.

    • @ritzkashyap8288
      @ritzkashyap8288 Před 5 lety +3

      Thomas Micheal Salute, brother

  • @jedskulls4295
    @jedskulls4295 Před 4 lety +28

    "Some body is gonna hurt real bad!!"
    This is a loop joke.
    Love it
    Laugh on it every time it cames.

  • @mira4529
    @mira4529 Před 7 lety +544

    i was eating.

    • @thelogicless9040
      @thelogicless9040 Před 7 lety +3

      Fatin Amirah haahha....vo vomit it or not?

    • @parabina
      @parabina Před 6 lety +5

      Fatin Amirah not you're not. stop lying.

    • @mira4529
      @mira4529 Před 6 lety +9

      phpsmart dotinfo no kidding 🙄🙄 i usually eat while watching videos

    • @DeepForestRex
      @DeepForestRex Před 6 lety +3

      Fatin Amirah
      So do I

    • @FATIH2688
      @FATIH2688 Před 6 lety +1

      you red the title and clicked on it! ... i think u purposely went to grab food while listening to it lol

  • @japanadian879
    @japanadian879 Před 6 lety +22

    I'm watching this while doing a big job. I'm going nicely.

  • @reple489
    @reple489 Před 2 lety +9

    At the end you could see tears in his eyes remembering his dad.

  • @microprogamer2756
    @microprogamer2756 Před 7 lety +1735

    Who else is listening while scrolling the comments?!

  • @ninadachrekar7215
    @ninadachrekar7215 Před 6 lety +178

    4:57 those tears in his eyes are obvious 😢

  • @paulhustler2717
    @paulhustler2717 Před 3 lety +19

    I also miss my dad..he was my only friend in this world.

  • @surbhitmathur6484
    @surbhitmathur6484 Před 7 lety +228

    somebody gonna get hurt really bad 😂😂😂 made my day...super funny...nd the poop...like a cobra..omg! ROFL

  • @xXxjxXx-ww3et
    @xXxjxXx-ww3et Před 6 lety +57

    You could see the tear in his eyes at the end :((( I wanted to hug him really bad

    • @robbygarza7477
      @robbygarza7477 Před 3 lety

      Always like that line, "somebody gonna get hurt real bad" but i feel sad when i saw his tear 😢.

  • @phillipnoetzel8846
    @phillipnoetzel8846 Před 4 lety +12

    The world would be far better off with more people like Mr. Peters.

  • @rickyhineman4124
    @rickyhineman4124 Před 4 lety +6

    I love how he always brings back bits and pieces of previous shows ... like the "take it and go" (from the same show, different clip) and the last line, if you've been watching him for a long time you'll remember and it just makes it funnier lol

  • @proscruxtj4693
    @proscruxtj4693 Před 7 lety +62

    the end though.. brings back memories.. :")

  • @accobra4161
    @accobra4161 Před 5 lety +11

    This guy is like the best comedian ever. I swear it's been a solid year since I laughed so hard.

  • @MrSmart-KSA
    @MrSmart-KSA Před 6 měsíci +1

    @2:05 that sentence really clicked with me.. really guys we men dedicate our days for our family and fight a war in the aggressive world each and every day and forget to take care of the most important person .. ourselves..
    Please friends take care of yourself and especially mental and physical health.. stay strong warriors

  • @HRHBoof
    @HRHBoof Před měsícem

    Russell really knocks it outta the park when he talks about his Dad. Those are my favorite moments in his sets. Thank you for letting us get to know your dad and for keeping his spirit alive. He's now with us all. Yaaaaay!!!!!

  • @t-bagbagwell1327
    @t-bagbagwell1327 Před 4 lety +10

    He misses his dad to the point he had eyes full of tears

  • @boricuadetorontocanada
    @boricuadetorontocanada Před 2 lety +3

    Russell, I am Latino born in Toronto, raised in Brampton and I now live in Mississauga; ALL of your jokes are the best, you are the funniest hands down. Bendición

  • @tietosanakirja
    @tietosanakirja Před 2 lety +8

    For some reason, wathing this, I feel like the world is one happy family.

  • @marryson123
    @marryson123 Před 3 lety +2

    I was drinking a cup of coffee 2 seconds ago.
    Now I am wiping my spills on my keyboard and the monitor......

  • @dominicjose3660
    @dominicjose3660 Před 4 lety +15

    I cried laughing when his dad described the shit...each sentence of description...it just got better and better...

  • @jj_zerozero
    @jj_zerozero Před 7 lety +46

    the classic Somebody Gonna Get A Hurt Real Bad XD

  • @MrEpicFaceFilms
    @MrEpicFaceFilms Před 7 lety +105

    "A nice shit", so every time i have indian foo

  • @kathkopong7870
    @kathkopong7870 Před 7 lety +148

    Dont flush it your brother not home... omfg, i am done!!!

  • @safealaswas2001
    @safealaswas2001 Před 6 lety +55

    " It's peeking out like the head of a cobra " xD

  • @deborasmith2229
    @deborasmith2229 Před 6 lety +3

    I have been watching him for over five years now this man is phenomenal he is so funny

  • @AngyNags
    @AngyNags Před 4 lety

    Well this guy is pure genius! The way he constructs his whole gig is just magical!!!

  • @chrisbushman5176
    @chrisbushman5176 Před 4 lety +4

    I always have a good day after listening to this natural born funny man...😆

  • @abdulrahmanarafat5296
    @abdulrahmanarafat5296 Před 5 lety +3

    The last line was and still our favourite line ever

  • @mhaw7557
    @mhaw7557 Před 6 lety

    Filipino fan here i watched your videos more than a couple of times because they always make me happy. Keep up the good work dude!

  • @shibainu1291
    @shibainu1291 Před 5 lety +2

    Always like that line, "somebody gonna get hurt real bad" but i feel sad when i saw his tear 😢.

  • @aidiaa
    @aidiaa Před 3 lety +5

    This will never get old 😂

  • @vipulrawat4420
    @vipulrawat4420 Před 7 lety +7

    that was AWSOME , REALY YOU ARE BEST STAND UP COMEDIAN .

  • @jonm2522
    @jonm2522 Před 4 lety +2

    what a legend, there should be more laughter everywhere.

  • @TheArchmage100
    @TheArchmage100 Před 5 lety +1

    He had tears in his eyes when said the famous words "Somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad".

  • @juliaho1999
    @juliaho1999 Před 6 lety +41

    I'm eating my dinner and the udon looks like coil 😭😭😭

  • @BhupinderSingh-xg3fm
    @BhupinderSingh-xg3fm Před 5 lety

    Lots of love from india.
    You are amazing.

  • @danieldavid3160
    @danieldavid3160 Před rokem

    Russel? Thank you so very much for sharing your humour with all of us around the world!

  • @anamikachowdhury5182
    @anamikachowdhury5182 Před 6 lety +1

    this is called stand up cheers bro..u r gold

  • @Gfors85
    @Gfors85 Před 4 lety +2

    -"...This is Guinness world records office, how may I help you?"

  • @abhayawasthi9345
    @abhayawasthi9345 Před 5 lety +15

    4:57 he is broken 💔

  • @thantimalondaf7025
    @thantimalondaf7025 Před 4 lety +3

    I never laughed so hard hard like I did watching all his stand up comedy performances ... Awsome 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer Před 6 lety +5

    "Its sticking out like the head of a cobra." (Typed while still lughing and with eyes tearing up)

  • @siskafransiska641
    @siskafransiska641 Před 6 lety

    oh my god, i actually laugh until my eyes are watery!!! been so long havent laugh this good. thanks Sir!!! you are the best

  • @lightningandodinify
    @lightningandodinify Před 2 lety

    😢 It's very cute how much he loves his dad.

  • @kaipahlow5483
    @kaipahlow5483 Před 6 lety

    oh my good. I have never laughed so hard while watching a youtube video!! GREAT WORK!

  • @falconloverxxxxxx2936
    @falconloverxxxxxx2936 Před 3 lety +4

    Russell :- Makes fart noise.
    Subtitles :- Blows raspberry.

  • @anishasrikar4996
    @anishasrikar4996 Před 7 lety +133

    Oh my god, this is so true. Extremely relatable and I was laughing so hard that I have a cold now lol. My parents and I are so gross that we can talk about our digestive issues while we're eating dinner. Yeah, well. I don't know if it's an Indian thing (I have a feeling it is) but yeah we do. To end this I'm only going to say that you, Russell Peters, are mine and my's dad absolute favourite stand up comedian. Thanks for making our day!

    • @CAAnchalBatra
      @CAAnchalBatra Před 7 lety +3

      Anisha Srikar OMG yes this is an Indian thing... but all the time my parents start this topic.. I m out of the room... far away... like really far... no I m not listening to this !

    • @anishasrikar4996
      @anishasrikar4996 Před 7 lety +5

      Anchal Batra Lmao that is hilarious. Pretty much the same thing happens in the house. I'm always an unwilling participant too. But at least we're well unabashedly unashamed and not uncomfortable with these things lol.

    • @CAAnchalBatra
      @CAAnchalBatra Před 7 lety +1

      Anisha Srikar exactly 👦

    • @aditid25
      @aditid25 Před 7 lety +1

      omg i thought only my dad n uncles did it but it definately seems like an indian thing😂😂

    • @anishasrikar4996
      @anishasrikar4996 Před 7 lety

      aditid25 Glad to know my fam isn't alone lol

  • @yk100
    @yk100 Před 7 lety +20

    "Phenomenal shits"

  • @aditid25
    @aditid25 Před 7 lety +147

    "go nicely" my mom said it n i say it to my kids😂

    • @TheMediaBrandTV
      @TheMediaBrandTV Před 5 lety

      aditid25 what does it mean?

    • @govindraghavan9493
      @govindraghavan9493 Před 4 lety +3

      @@TheMediaBrandTV Literally no one knows but every indian parent says it regardless.

    • @bexer2172
      @bexer2172 Před 4 lety +4

      @@TheMediaBrandTV in Hindi we say to the kids "ache se jana" or "dhyan se jana" which means go nicely go lol in Hindi it does make sense in English it just sounds stupid

  • @rawatdeepesh
    @rawatdeepesh Před 6 lety

    omg this was freaking awesome

  • @organicgrow4440
    @organicgrow4440 Před 4 lety +2

    3:12 I feel that almost every summer when I eat lots of summer sweet fruits such as peaches & other fruits every day throughout the summer. You feel awesome after a big job when you've had fruits/water regularly.

  • @a3z1Ensan
    @a3z1Ensan Před 3 lety

    I think this one was in Brisbane Australia, i never forget that night, luv u Russell

  • @naraminali8715
    @naraminali8715 Před 7 lety

    love ur reactions with u n ur dad LMFAO

  • @kaiyoung7326
    @kaiyoung7326 Před 6 lety

    That ending was so iconic 😂😂👏👏

  • @arnoldmartin1666
    @arnoldmartin1666 Před 5 lety

    Loved the ending.

  • @jaydekonah
    @jaydekonah Před 5 lety +4

    love how his humor bypasses cultural stigma

  • @arielcanadagroupcomnitzavi8837

    He loved a lot his father , he saw his tears

  • @MrFluffy6184
    @MrFluffy6184 Před rokem +1

    Uncontrollable laughter😂😂😂😂😂

  • @visharadrawat977
    @visharadrawat977 Před 4 lety +1

    That ending bro 😂🙌

  • @jamisa3668
    @jamisa3668 Před 4 lety

    I'm no where near 80 and I already had countless great stories in the toilet. 4 great stories every week.

  • @Skovorodnikof
    @Skovorodnikof Před 5 lety

    Last part of this was historical, did not remember I laughed that hard in couple weeks lol

  • @kolkatarocksasb
    @kolkatarocksasb Před 5 lety

    top notch clip

  • @davepulical8448
    @davepulical8448 Před 7 lety +2

    gr8 ending to a gr8 show

  • @virajratnayale3774
    @virajratnayale3774 Před 7 lety +8

    The ending was amazing.

  • @neuroticmustang3090
    @neuroticmustang3090 Před 2 lety

    Loving the outro music

  • @jeffrinesavio3970
    @jeffrinesavio3970 Před 7 lety +4

    I laughed my ass off in the end 😂😂😂... fucking hilarious

  • @madhurasarkar4983
    @madhurasarkar4983 Před 4 lety

    Hey! Please visit Calcutta. We would love to attend your shows

  • @lookitsaweeb3730
    @lookitsaweeb3730 Před 4 lety

    This just made my day!!+🤣

  • @neattea3452
    @neattea3452 Před 5 lety +2

    "what do you want to do?" 😂😂😂🤣

  • @beeebz1192
    @beeebz1192 Před 7 lety +8

    The ending though

  • @anilutkulu
    @anilutkulu Před 6 lety

    You are great man! Brilliant! All the best from Turkey!

  • @p.d.9045
    @p.d.9045 Před 7 lety +6

    THIS WAS REALLY BAD
    LAUGHED a lot
    Thank you

  • @Joshuar9065
    @Joshuar9065 Před 5 lety +1

    I've never found bathroom jokes to be funny but this bit Is fucking hilarious. Russell Peters is among the best.

  • @TheRealMikeWilly
    @TheRealMikeWilly Před 6 lety

    The best video to watch while sitting on the toilet and releasing your own

  • @Ninja-ty4lw
    @Ninja-ty4lw Před 7 lety +68

    My parents do that too and I am Dutch XD

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort Před 4 lety +3

    *It was coiling in the toilet, COILING!!!*
    I was laughing so hard watching this in the toilet I think my parents got a little bit worry. 😂😂😂😂😂💩

  • @TheLegend-zd4mb
    @TheLegend-zd4mb Před rokem

    Russell Peter's, Gabriel Iglesias, Ralphie May, and Jeff Ross will always be my favorite comedians.

  • @saxenas
    @saxenas Před 6 lety

    that "somebody gonna get a hurt real bad" is for life now lol

  • @PrimoPete
    @PrimoPete Před 7 lety +132

    Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx Před 7 lety +5

      When u see the Ball coming 😂😂

    • @Wolf__3
      @Wolf__3 Před 6 lety

      suraj sharma u ran down to da field PE A MAN.

    • @mamtapangty5940
      @mamtapangty5940 Před 4 lety +1

      I could see tears in his eyes when he said that😢

  • @memenow122
    @memenow122 Před 7 lety

    This is brilliant 😂

  • @ranaparmar2513
    @ranaparmar2513 Před 6 lety

    You are just best Russell ......

  • @sonudangwal2826
    @sonudangwal2826 Před 3 lety +1

    This video reviled me a strange and hard truth:
    A comedian have to give a good laughter to others even if he himself is in pain to earn food.... Sorry Russell for your father....

  • @pldsouza5095
    @pldsouza5095 Před 6 lety +6

    at 5.00 his voice changed and tears came out of his eyes, remembering his dad

  • @Heropero1
    @Heropero1 Před 5 lety +7

    “Blow up in the toilet “ my Arab friends i literally didnt mean kaboom 😂😂

  • @insaini87
    @insaini87 Před 3 lety

    Legendary

  • @devendra_c
    @devendra_c Před 4 lety

    Russell, u md ur dad a Legend.. 💐💐💐💐💐

  • @mlhj3055
    @mlhj3055 Před 5 lety +1

    🌻'go nicely' THAT IS SOOOO TRUE!!😂🌻

  • @foolslayer9416
    @foolslayer9416 Před 5 lety +12

    4:23 I never knew I would laugh so hard at a poop joke! 🤣

  • @MO-ym8oh
    @MO-ym8oh Před 4 lety

    You are the funniest guy I've ever seen!! ALL of my Indians friends are obsessed with their poop!! It's so funny.

  • @revatiHappyGoLucky
    @revatiHappyGoLucky Před 7 lety +35

    Finally a Russell Peters video of good quality
    Good stuff! 💯