Russell Peters - Little Girls Are Smart

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  • čas přidán 15. 11. 2018
  • #RussellPeters heckles the audience, theorizes that all parents have a favourite child, and explains how little girls can control their dads.
    Russell Peters stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2016.
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  • @smileyzeyneb336
    @smileyzeyneb336 Před 5 lety +4444

    oh that girl is so mad at her friend 😂😂😂😂👌

  • @ranjuraviranju
    @ranjuraviranju Před 5 lety +5125

    I was literally waiting for him to say "Somebody gonna get hurt real bad" at the end :D

  • @PakBaluch
    @PakBaluch Před 5 lety +708

    His plastic flower joke ending was gold. Very talented of him to be able to link that so seamlessly. Perfect.

  • @John_Duque
    @John_Duque Před 3 lety +445

    5 Years Later, I’m Sure That Flower Girl Is Still Mad At Her Friend 😂

    • @Fiaw1
      @Fiaw1 Před rokem +3

      The insecurity was ripe

    • @jorgehoran1691
      @jorgehoran1691 Před rokem +3

      Orrrr glad she was included in the show, got over it 5 days later.

    • @nywang1219
      @nywang1219 Před rokem +6

      But she did look amazing

    • @bulletprooftiger1879
      @bulletprooftiger1879 Před rokem +3

      @@Fiaw1 it's like a mix of insecurity and respect. She knows she's getting roasted by a standup comic. You can see the smiling grin on her face lol

  • @Mr_-Heisenberg
    @Mr_-Heisenberg Před 5 lety +2542

    People who have never seen Russell peters before, start with his newer videos and then go back to older ones... It's better that way.

    • @sransmec
      @sransmec Před 5 lety +87

      Yes. I think his old Stand Ups were better. But I still love him...the best Comedian for me!

    • @Jnaga199
      @Jnaga199 Před 5 lety +21

      How many meths have you cooked so far?

    • @Jay-en7bw
      @Jay-en7bw Před 5 lety +18

      @@Jnaga199 that makes no sence bro

    • @emadashraf6765
      @emadashraf6765 Před 5 lety +4

      Too late

    • @SeismoBeats
      @SeismoBeats Před 5 lety +5

      @@Jay-en7bw breaking bad it's a tv show reference

  • @Jay_Bless
    @Jay_Bless Před 4 lety +1067

    Was watching my wedding album with my 3yr old girl and she asked why she wasn't in the photos. The harder I laughed, the more she cried.

  • @mikkos8636
    @mikkos8636 Před 4 lety +273

    "Shh, this is a library."
    Dayum, I'm so gonna use this the next time boss asks me to stop dozing off.

  • @mangloreanwithabeard
    @mangloreanwithabeard Před 4 lety +1532

    One rule going in Russell's Show....
    Avoid the first few Rows, just avoid 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperDravin
    @SuperDravin Před 5 lety +1140

    For people complaining these jokes are old, there are millions of people out there who never heard these. And guess what, they pay.

    • @GuerillaWar4s
      @GuerillaWar4s Před 5 lety +6

      Basically he ripped people who dont have internet.

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 Před 5 lety +2

      It's not complaining..it's criticism.

    • @jeremywahlang2698
      @jeremywahlang2698 Před 5 lety

      this is so sad.

    • @niz32iqbal
      @niz32iqbal Před 5 lety +1

      Erm no. The people that want to see Russell and are fans have seen all his stuff.

    • @Fadlinification
      @Fadlinification Před 5 lety

      badum tussssssssss

  • @MrChaos2peace
    @MrChaos2peace Před 5 lety +182

    Born and raised Indian, I can relate to that dad joke, I can't imagine ever doing that to my dad. At the same time, It did bring immense sadness to me as I recently lost him. ☹️ Miss your dad, forever. 💖 Russell!

    • @yanxiaosun4363
      @yanxiaosun4363 Před 2 lety +8

      Chinese dude here, I’m so on board with you. Feels like an Asian culture thing hahahahahahajaja

    • @prasad9012
      @prasad9012 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol Idk how many times I've got beaten by my parents 😂
      It's just so common in our culture to beat kids.

    • @sikandarkhan7522
      @sikandarkhan7522 Před 2 lety +2

      As a pakistani i agree too😂

  • @MikeyDarwish
    @MikeyDarwish Před 5 lety +290

    “My name is Nash”
    “Nash!?”
    “Nashpinder”
    “Oh”

  • @this_Is_n0_One
    @this_Is_n0_One Před 5 lety +48

    Rusell Peters have set bars of funny so high from his past acts that now it's difficult to reach that level even by himself!!!

  • @poofypant
    @poofypant Před 4 lety +89

    He: at 3:32 "make **tea** "
    Subtitles: "..make **pee** " 😂

  • @xiaorishu
    @xiaorishu Před 4 lety +622

    Say what you want, I still find him funny xD

  • @abbz4u
    @abbz4u Před 5 lety +993

    Snapchat girl had a mic

    • @josephcosgroveF4fl
      @josephcosgroveF4fl Před 5 lety +112

      Maybe, but I saw a crew with a mic.

    • @rahulrat88
      @rahulrat88 Před 5 lety +58

      Certainly a set up

    • @anveya3981
      @anveya3981 Před 5 lety +58

      Bottom right you can see the mic that the crew is holding

    • @Rasnaaa
      @Rasnaaa Před 5 lety +33

      Russell is know to pick audience at the front rows. So a hanging mic could be set-up

    • @yodk9026
      @yodk9026 Před 5 lety +13

      @@Rasnaaa 1:38 see bottom right

  • @dimafromchristianpara3537

    01:21 "You got flowers on your head sweetheart.. you look like a fucking SNAPCHAT"
    *This got me rolf hard.
    😂😂😂

  • @achandra4902
    @achandra4902 Před 2 lety +9

    Love it how he ended it back with the plastic flowers!!!

  • @abhrajitpaul2744
    @abhrajitpaul2744 Před 5 lety +12

    "My happiness is making you angrier" - Man to his woman
    That's deep man :-(

  • @lifeisawesome4116
    @lifeisawesome4116 Před 3 lety +10

    The last line: Those flower you wearing on your head was awesome....

  • @abelnicolae
    @abelnicolae Před 4 lety +25

    this man's ability to interact with his public... incredible

  • @mm-ir1ii
    @mm-ir1ii Před 5 lety +2966

    why a lot of comedians becomes less & less funny by time .. i miss the old Russell

  • @meghasinghaniahmu
    @meghasinghaniahmu Před 4 lety +38

    My father's sister's youngest daughter is exactly like this!!! She is so sweet and amazing!!! But she's very smart and intelligent!!!

  • @bizarreworld2510
    @bizarreworld2510 Před 5 lety +146

    Russell's hilarious. The way he paints a picture in front of your eyes is amazing!

  • @MrRensky
    @MrRensky Před 5 lety +8

    That flower girl was cute though, like the cuteness being directly proportional to the intensity of her shyness.

  • @_Luket
    @_Luket Před 4 lety +64

    I dindnt know this guy until i met him today at the airport.

  • @chukwow5738
    @chukwow5738 Před 5 lety +12

    Oh yeah, don’t we miss our parents now😁.
    He is spot on

  • @TheProHunting
    @TheProHunting Před rokem +2

    The way he explained the TV and speakers and all that was so spot to on to the tee 👌😆

  • @gnanashekar1579
    @gnanashekar1579 Před 5 lety +36

    So nobody is gonna comment about how cute that girl looks when she is embarrassed?

    • @harrislam
      @harrislam Před 2 lety +5

      That girl looks cute period.

  • @mahimakalla1861
    @mahimakalla1861 Před 4 lety +4

    Dayummm I loved his thing about the vase with plastic flowers.. took me right back to my childhood in India

  • @dulleygyati7064
    @dulleygyati7064 Před 5 lety +3

    One of my best comedian.....love russel

  • @christianpalao7984
    @christianpalao7984 Před 5 lety +2

    Peters from Peru 🇵🇪, South America YOU MAKE THE WOOORRLDD LAUGH!!! Thank you !! Come to Peru!!

  • @marymagdalenebengle
    @marymagdalenebengle Před 2 lety +5

    Russell is by far my favorite stand up comedian

    • @giddy38_
      @giddy38_ Před 2 lety +1

      I agree 👍 ..and 2nd - Peter Kay ! That's it

  • @abdul1260
    @abdul1260 Před 5 lety +16

    2018 and he still makes fun of the audience. Even though he's offensive and lacks of ideas but he still got it

  • @hiranath1699
    @hiranath1699 Před 4 lety +21

    Looks like he loves his daughter very much. He jokes a lot on his daughter.

  • @straightfromtimbakto8623
    @straightfromtimbakto8623 Před 5 lety +2

    Can't you see I am busy... this is what I get to hear from my my five year old daughter.....Awesome video

  • @mikebunner3498
    @mikebunner3498 Před rokem

    Russell,
    This man is so freaking fun. He speaks the truth... Great observations!

  • @muaazmozay5538
    @muaazmozay5538 Před 5 lety +5

    Heard those same material from him before from his old stand ups. Nonetheless, his one of my favourites. Love him.

  • @deepu1150
    @deepu1150 Před 5 lety +1363

    Russell finally found some new material? Rusty...

    • @piccolitesticoli
      @piccolitesticoli Před 5 lety +42

      This is not new

    • @deepu1150
      @deepu1150 Před 5 lety +2

      @@piccolitesticoli too bad!

    • @virenvs905
      @virenvs905 Před 5 lety +122

      Don't worry, 3 months from now Trevor Noah will re-use them.

    • @theyoungindians9027
      @theyoungindians9027 Před 5 lety +18

      Most of these jokes are old. Entire daughter story is atleast 2yrs old

    • @SureshKumar-mg4wu
      @SureshKumar-mg4wu Před 5 lety +6

      new material???u r an idiot its all old from his old shows. years ago he said all the same jokes in the show "almost famous"...its all same every single fking word.

  • @sameerankalgi9451
    @sameerankalgi9451 Před 3 lety +2

    It’s true, daughters are beautiful ❤️

  • @paoboysingson6492
    @paoboysingson6492 Před 5 lety +4

    I love this guy

  • @rafifnasution2256
    @rafifnasution2256 Před 5 lety +3

    MISS YOU SO MUCH

  • @CallmeDaddy21
    @CallmeDaddy21 Před 5 lety +17

    I don't know about you guys, but my mom bursted out of laughter when she watched it with me. He's still funny, but only to those who can relate to the jokes.

  • @freakyindia
    @freakyindia Před 5 lety +2

    Love him!

  • @mayanknagpal1016
    @mayanknagpal1016 Před 5 lety +42

    Snapchat filter I died by laughing 😂😂😂

  • @tre-moon-dous6122
    @tre-moon-dous6122 Před 3 lety +6

    The audience voices are incredibly audible

    • @dgeg1000
      @dgeg1000 Před 2 lety +1

      Its called microphones. Often calles mics

  • @puzzlejoinery4475
    @puzzlejoinery4475 Před 4 lety

    love this guy

  • @dioluciano
    @dioluciano Před 5 lety

    Thank you for advice

  • @harumiaamirah7767
    @harumiaamirah7767 Před 5 lety +5

    Still made me laugh 😂😂

  • @blinkintervention2110
    @blinkintervention2110 Před 5 lety +102

    I'm a big fan of Russell and I used to burst out of laughter because of his jokes. But not this time. I didn't say his performance was bad. I think it was okay. But he is still funny and he is still Russel for me the best comedian ever. Just something did not feel as funny like he used to. But that's okay by me because Russell is still the funniest comedian I will ever remember.

    • @adalquintoYT
      @adalquintoYT Před 5 lety +5

      He recycled this set. I heard it in his other performance before.

  • @Egirl_Slayer
    @Egirl_Slayer Před 5 lety +611

    I actually found this quite funny, i don’t know what you people are talking about!?

    • @thedoer2953
      @thedoer2953 Před 5 lety +2

      Right

    • @Izza.M
      @Izza.M Před 5 lety +2

      me too bruh!!!??

    • @victoriamann6645
      @victoriamann6645 Před 5 lety +14

      Koz they want the rude jokes

    • @Sashita_
      @Sashita_ Před 5 lety +13

      I think these kids r too young to find it funny. Those who already hv kids can def relate to it & knows how funny it can be.

    • @amen627
      @amen627 Před 5 lety +1

      Same with me

  • @HatebreederHorror
    @HatebreederHorror Před 10 měsíci

    Wow, falling down from stairs sound effects were spot on! It felt like I was falling down the stairs IRL

  • @zackabraha7958
    @zackabraha7958 Před 5 lety +17

    I once got drunk in high school.... And when I came home and went to bed, my mom shaved my head.

  • @hriiyizhuosiikruna9889
    @hriiyizhuosiikruna9889 Před 5 lety +21

    You look like a Snapchat !! 😂😂 She's adorable though.. 💓

  • @juliuscaesar1062
    @juliuscaesar1062 Před 4 lety +1

    i can relate to everything this guy says

  • @chrissymillsap730
    @chrissymillsap730 Před 2 lety +1

    Haha again still my fav comedian of all time

  • @kareemroshdy9027
    @kareemroshdy9027 Před 2 lety +7

    The special thing that i admire about Russell that he is always funny without the need to go vulgar and obscene. Total support love u from Egypt 👍😍

    • @dkdk5486
      @dkdk5486 Před 2 lety +6

      I think this is ur first video.

  • @sirtrygve75
    @sirtrygve75 Před 4 lety +6

    2:12 Lous CK's joke lmao

  • @prashponnappa6731
    @prashponnappa6731 Před 5 lety +5

    He can transit into a motivational speaker now...maturity at its budding stages...😂😂😂

  • @sancharimukherjee7274
    @sancharimukherjee7274 Před 5 lety +2

    He is so funny and witty at the same time

  • @aksy1121
    @aksy1121 Před 5 lety +7

    Hahahaha... he is good! And it’s funny!
    That girl thou! Straight Outta SnapChat! 😂😂

  • @Mr79.
    @Mr79. Před 5 lety +5

    I lmaoed watching this at the library.
    I am out now finding another place to study!
    I blame you Russell. 🤣

  • @samsrides6197
    @samsrides6197 Před rokem +1

    Hilarious as always 🤣🤣

  • @taylerrenee9710
    @taylerrenee9710 Před rokem +1

    Mama’s boys and daddy’s girls lol 😂

  • @nizarkrari
    @nizarkrari Před 5 lety +6

    You know sweetheart you re wearing them on your head hahahahah

  • @constantinshim4271
    @constantinshim4271 Před 4 lety +253

    Immigrant parents ARE always mad 😂
    Coming from a child of Russian immigrants

    • @Bargains20xx
      @Bargains20xx Před 4 lety +11

      probably because they had to go through a lot growing up. Nothing but respect to them for leaving their comfort zones so that they could give their kids a better life

    • @ashrafulrabbi
      @ashrafulrabbi Před rokem

      Русские и так и сумасшедшие 🤣🤣

  • @kezhakenguruse2038
    @kezhakenguruse2038 Před 5 lety

    russel finally, iam glad

  • @triniyouth3844
    @triniyouth3844 Před 5 lety

    Great comedian gaved me a good laugh

  • @prasadmane8302
    @prasadmane8302 Před 5 lety +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tears in my eyes ✌✌😁😁😁😁

  • @branavasorubysivabalaratna7819

    I love how he started and ended with that already annoyed flower girl 😁. Her friend is gonna die..."somebody is gonna get very hurt tonight!!!"😆😆😆 ( his own joke, if u remember)

  • @matyanko
    @matyanko Před 5 lety

    Rusell peters is my most favorite comedian everrrr

  • @mirnahumphreys7690
    @mirnahumphreys7690 Před rokem +1

    I have such a crush on this man 😍

  • @ohyeahyeah3242
    @ohyeahyeah3242 Před 5 lety +3

    This was uploaded on my birthday ;D

  • @boombee3317
    @boombee3317 Před 3 lety +24

    I love how he calls all the women at his show “sweetheart” 🙊

  • @SACHINKUMAR-ui5ho
    @SACHINKUMAR-ui5ho Před 3 lety

    best example ever

  • @nathaliadhanraj9287
    @nathaliadhanraj9287 Před 4 lety

    Was expecting him to say
    Somebody....gonna get hurt real bad at the end😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂

  • @SuperMyksTV
    @SuperMyksTV Před 5 lety +8

    hahahah It's true, everytime my wife getting angry, I always laughing and she going very angry that you can't imagine hahhaha . you nailed it bro! this is my first time to watch your show hahahahah

  • @niteshmurti
    @niteshmurti Před 5 lety +10

    Hahaha this guy never fails to make me rofl may he live a long life full of laughter

  • @ShredderKKK
    @ShredderKKK Před 4 měsíci

    When he said plastic flower.. the girl already knew he was coming for her again😂

  • @yashagar4443
    @yashagar4443 Před 5 lety

    Awesome!!!!

  • @eltoro747
    @eltoro747 Před 4 lety +3

    He is a very smart guy - indeed, the more you laugh, the angrier women get! Brilliant :D

  • @ydug
    @ydug Před 4 lety +3

    when you sush your dad - somebody's gonna get hurt real bad??? Miss that man🥺

    • @nadziakapaa8612
      @nadziakapaa8612 Před 2 lety

      I was totally expecting his line " what did you say to me?" then following with (the rest of his previous skit) somebody's going to get hurt real bad.. LOL
      I own and have watched all his dvd's over 100+ times lol...Actually probbaly 500 times haha ! He is the best! Everyone needs to google his amateur standup to appreciate him

  • @katesonnenberg79
    @katesonnenberg79 Před 7 měsíci

    OMG! He described my parents T. V. perfectly, ah what memories.

  • @michaeltian
    @michaeltian Před 2 lety

    4:05 "She's at my house"
    Wait.... Where tf else would she be 😂

  • @GM_-
    @GM_- Před 5 lety +3

    Russell's original burst of creative comic genius came from his Canadian middle and working class roots, rubbing shoulders with Indian, Jamaican, Chinese, Canadian people around him.
    Not so much when he's been comfortably settled in his Los Angeles mansion.
    Can he find a second wind?

  • @user-kc2vk9gk8s
    @user-kc2vk9gk8s Před 5 lety +155

    This is makes me sad.Russell, thank you for everyting you've done until 2017, but you need to work on yourself A LOT if you want to carry on. Much love

    • @satishjustin2391
      @satishjustin2391 Před 5 lety +8

      He's made millions, so he don't have to try anymore

    • @josephcosgroveF4fl
      @josephcosgroveF4fl Před 5 lety

      @@satishjustin2391 Justin, people have paid to be entertained.

    • @MrSham3less
      @MrSham3less Před 5 lety +1

      Sir Willy work on himself how?

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Před rokem

    Haha: (looks around confusedly after seeing him point): … “You *don’t shush me!”*

  • @jaycho6747
    @jaycho6747 Před 2 lety

    The final line. LOLOL

  • @aldopascutto1009
    @aldopascutto1009 Před 4 lety +5

    He's right, my father was always mad, fuggetaboutit!

  • @colorlessink
    @colorlessink Před 5 lety +4

    Even in this time i can't do that to my dad. His silence is enough for me

  • @tesengsam5799
    @tesengsam5799 Před 5 lety

    awesome love u bro!

  • @vivekvaishnav2753
    @vivekvaishnav2753 Před 4 lety +1

    U know sweetheart u have them on your head🤣🤣

  • @anguafanai2525
    @anguafanai2525 Před 5 lety +3

    Im watching this with my daughter asleep hugging me..cant laugh as much as i wanted......and yesss russel with new jokes

  • @hijack69
    @hijack69 Před 5 lety +1469

    wow...this was incredibly unfunny.

    • @PriyanshuSingh-uo6dr
      @PriyanshuSingh-uo6dr Před 5 lety +9

      Was it? -_-

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 Před 5 lety +19

      @@smackspoon6594 yeah right. The Snapchat filter was a good one. Leaving that others were just meh

    • @project2226
      @project2226 Před 5 lety +11

      I bet you have no daughter

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 Před 5 lety +24

      @@project2226 so now you need to be a parent to understand his jokes?

    • @lpo7853
      @lpo7853 Před 5 lety

      @@project2226 haha lmao

  • @marwamirgani999
    @marwamirgani999 Před 4 lety

    Amazing😂😂😂

  • @dlicious5732
    @dlicious5732 Před 5 lety

    Haven't seen this full gig... Cool.

  • @sharafiyabhashim8808
    @sharafiyabhashim8808 Před 5 lety +331

    Retirement awaits Russell..

    • @archsword5294
      @archsword5294 Před 5 lety +24

      don't say that, this is not a sport, it's about ideas and jokes.

    • @nyashadzashehapanyengwi9505
      @nyashadzashehapanyengwi9505 Před 5 lety

      Facts.

    • @shindenilesh2012
      @shindenilesh2012 Před 5 lety

      watch George Carlin

    • @leroycreemers6396
      @leroycreemers6396 Před 5 lety

      and will be rich as fuck ill tell u i dont have anny remorse for him :)

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx Před 4 lety

      @you're totally right u know most number of millionaires on this earth are Indians that too when it's only 60-70 yrs of their independence from British rule
      Now imagine what would happen after 3-4 centuries

  • @athayphom3551
    @athayphom3551 Před 4 lety +7

    that flower girl sure is pretty 😍

  • @freontec
    @freontec Před rokem +1

    Little Boy Russell: [shushes dad]
    Dad: "Someone's gonna get hurt real bad."

  • @Batman-xo3xy
    @Batman-xo3xy Před 5 lety

    My favorite comedian

  • @lohitpant70
    @lohitpant70 Před 5 lety +76

    Nash pinder...? Bhai naresh pinder hoga tu