"Terrorists vs Indians" | Russell Peters - Outsourced
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- Here are some reasons why terrorists and Indians are completely different! From my 2006 special, "Outsourced."
Get the full special on iTunes! Click here: apple.co/2f8oWWX - Komedie
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Come to India and get an Aadhar. You'll see the definition of sad photos.
Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys:)
आम आदमी का अधिकार😂🙌
Been to Delhi
@@christopherhand4836 that's enough sadness for your life
True🤣🤣🤣
@@christopherhand4836 delhi is a shit place
See all Indians don’t hate each other. Some Indians, like me, hate everything and everyone, unless they’re funny!!
Hello bhai
@@HarrisTheHypnotist 🙏,behenji here.
P.s. I don’t endorse identity politics.
@@HarrisTheHypnotist are you learning Hindi?
@@VishallSonii haan bhai
@@HarrisTheHypnotist Thought so. Practice Harder and good luck😊
Divided by ipl
United by world cup
Bhai Chennai haar gyi 😫😫😫😫
@@saurabhmishra2363 😂😂😂 mumbai ka fan hu
L
@@saurabhmishra2363 are yaar dhoni buddhe ne rula diya 😭😭
Kolkata 😫😫😫
As per my experience with many Indian colleagues at work, I understood, that this nation is one of the humblest in the world. They are naturally peaceful and devoted to their work. However, there are very few leaders among them, which I guess is an advantage in this case; with such a huge population if every second person were a leader the country would be divided into dozens of countries.
you are absolutely correct
We have uneducated politicians as leaders
Ck Sin K That’s an issue with the whole world.
Beautiful
@@cksink6965 just check how many ministry have been given to educated people
We hate each other....so true.. but it only takes one cricket match to unite us....🇮🇳
GTX 1050 Games & Benchmarks i think u should get a life... u have not seen unity bro as we hate each other is as same as we love each other
@@doge2629 I have a life ....a real one...unlike the virtual GTX game....
And a surgical strike
Well said
I'm Indian and I hate cricket :D
"Indians hate each other"- explains why divide and rule was a success in India back when the British ruled over 😂
Division is a control tactic. Wether it be race, religion, or caste.❤
It's a success with all societies that's why the West used it against the middle East. Against religions, against nations. Watch karma come and bite their ass tho 😂
😳 WOW
and even now
Still is...#NRC
Indians are street-smart educated guys. They live in a humble way as they understand family values, life, and death. Their religion is a " way of life " that is admirable. I have worked with them in different banks and hired many of them in my companies as trustworthy and rarely stab in the back. My relationship with them has been on equal footing and on clear terms. And I am not an Indian(Lebanese).
❤️🙏🙏
😊😊😊
I too worked with Lebanese
They somehow get along with Indians.
😊🙏🏻
thank you 🙏🏾
I m from Russia. One day I had to work with two guys from India. they were very hardworking and polite. behaved well. Indians are wonderful people.
People get offended so easily these days. Have you never come accross Russel Peters jokes before? He makes fun of EVERYBODY. Not just Indians, but Mexicans, Chinese and even the Arabs! I don't know why are Indians throwing hate comments here. They should just be at the bank depositing their old money.
I know right! Like why are you even here if you can't take a joke!!!???
mmm well, you are also doing the same :) Everyone has an opinion should not we just respect that !
he is damn right ....and the truth hurts.....that's why so much hate....
+dyn 900 dear nri are also indians....dnt be so rude...they are as indian as we are.....it doesnot matter that if you are indian then you have to live in india..no all nri are also indians..infact we should feel proud that they are making india proud to break stereotype of india in foreign....
anup chahar In a pole 3/4 sikhs In london refused being called indians what can we make of that?
I have lots of Indian friends who are very good people
That's why native ones have been suffering
@@ss-cw6he who are natives?
@@sudharsan6668 native Americans aka "red Indians"
Thank you 😊
@@cessposter I’m guessing you mean indigenous peoples. Because I’ve never heard the phrase Native Canadians here.
"Indians hate each other"
Liberals and Nationalists: *sweating in distance*
I don't think so 😅 u got wrong preference buddy
There are no liberals in India
There aren't any liberals in India
anime pfp
@@statisticssirppn3699 are u even indian?
Has anyone noticed that when Russell does the Indian accent, it sounds 1/2 like the real Indian accent and 1/2 stereotypical? And according to me, that is the perfect way to sound both realistic and funny.
Bharali ki khabor
@@user-db3gw6gd8s Bodhiya bondhu, tumi kenukuwa?
@@nikhilbharali5298 enthonne?
@@cessposter Maane?
@@nikhilbharali5298 ഏ?
This was funny, I'm Indian. That would be counter productive
Didn't know Thanos was Indian. Fucker went through all THAT.
Mr_Pc lmfaoo
@@mr_pc9410 lol.
@Prranjal ShrivaastavNamaste bhai
I am an Indian , and thank God my boss is not an Indian ;)
Thank to Russel now I love Indians :)
A J but he is Indian......his ethnicity is India.......
Alen AxP lol he's indian he's from Canada but his parent's from Indian
you know this comments actually makes you a racist...that before this you hated Indians.
A J "pure as hell" better take a DNA ancestry test before you harp on about being pure ya jackass. No one is completely pure, unless all, and I mean ALL of your ancestors liberally committed incest. Get off your high horse and embrace facts.
Firstly stupid idiot, western name is a propoganda made by some globalists who wanted to fuck your brain up and from what I can see they have sucesseded. Secondly not all westerners are white. Thirdly not all white are westerners and they are dispersed around the world. So shut the fuck up. There is no such thing as western world, thats propoganda shit. There are countries around the world and each country is made up of its own society. Get that shit right low IQ.
I work on projects and have a few indian/sikh colleagues, after I showed them this they literally said "yes, yes . .. This is counter productive!" 🤣 🤣 🤣
*We have all the Relegions in the World,We have 1600+ Languages,1500+ Cultures,29 states and largest Democracy in the world.* Still Together❤️
Thats why we are called Indian. Unity in diversity. From Meghalaya.
1600 languages? dafuq u are talking about?
@@ppbdrinker According to the Census of India of 2001, India has 122 major languages and 1599 other languages.
Our laws make us unite.
@Dickey Spouse India is really big
I'm Indian-American and boy this is the best, most humanizing joke I have ever experienced from a comedian.
Thank you for showing that people like you and I exist.
"gotta listen to my instructions" lol, it had me rolling!!
Riya Saini umm umm
I didn't understand that
I have always loved Indians. They are warm good natured and hysterical. I never laugh so hard as when I am in 🇮🇳
Is that your dog so cute ❤️
Hi beautiful
⁹
And pretty racist too
fk them scammers
I thought this was about " Pakistani vs indians " 😂
Dayuuuuuuummmmmm dude 🤣🤣
It is
Exactly
The whole world can see your innocence in Kashmir.
Hosts terrorists like osama and dawood. .....comments kashmir kashmir everywhere....lol..!!😂🤣
I'm offensive and i find this indian
😂😂
lmao
Lmao
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@Infinite Being ARMY?
The reason they don't want you to smile is that they want a clear copy of your neutral face so that they can match it via A.I. face-recognition from various still and video sources. In cities with dense CCTV cameras, they can track you as you walk around the city and automatically ID you.
lohphat Get the joke! It's all a part of his comedy
I actually didn't know this, so thanks.
Woosh
Wow... thanks
Did that actually exist in 2006 when he made the joke?
As a North Indian from West India, spent majority of my life in Southern India with a roommate from North East India, I can testify we don't hate each other. We are just too proud of the region we belong to.
True bro 💯💯💯💯💯
Being an from the NE, studied in Delhi and worked in Bangalore, I'd say I agree.
A classic comedy without swearing and fun to watch.
Russell has a joke on your name
Yes making fun of stereotype Indian accent
10 year old me when I tried to convince my parents to get rated r movies
He swears a LOT
@@GamerOne_me he's an Indian. He gets to do that.
all I can read is comments calming down the indians getting hurt but no actual comments from the indians themselves saying they're hurt
Lol yeah .....
"gotta listen to my instructions" 😂
Indians hate each other
My favorite part
That line killed me
I was looking for this comment lol.
Harshita Bhuyan , girl?
"I'm just listening to my instructions" best damn line ever
Russell was and is still my favorite standup comedian. I can never get tired of coming back to watch these hilarious sessions and feel some nostalgia.
So true 💯 !
*"Indians hate each other"*
But "Hate" is too strong word. ...
It's a combination of (Dislike , jealousy , Neighbors, stereotype , language , Religion , caste etc..etc..)
Lol what else u expect from a country with - Every major Religion in it *,* 1600+ language *,* 29 totally different states from each other *,* 1500+ ethnicities ...
It's not *HATE* but idk it's just the way it is . 😅👊
Intolerance
You need to visit India , travel through the different states and live the lives of people here. After doing this ,m sure you gonna delete your comment..
Thats true. We tamils hate delhi and north india
@@SM-ly5tf , dats unfortunate..time has changed its course, you should change yours...
@@SM-ly5tf we all know
His white guy voice
KILLS ME 😂😂
😂😂
did you mean "His American Accent" ?
@@thiswasamistake8077 more like Canadian accent
We also spell colour with the letter u, in it.
This is the only comment section where I am hearing nice about Indians 😂
Yeah dude!! I feel like we Indians r the best people on the planet after reading this comment section!!
No sir. I only hear good things about Indians unless it is coming from Russell Peter's. mouth
Depends what you are browsing
Lmao
I actually have seen many people commenting that Indians are nice people in comment section of many videos about Indians
Russell is one of, if not the funniest stand-up I came across a long long time. With the COVID-19 pandemic keeping everybody at home, we need some laugh. Good work Russel!
What's up people these days? I saw this video (on a different channel) in 2009 and no one was offended. Now in 2017, you see so many people complaining.
Now Indians have cheap Internet with 1739 Mindsets.
List India
lok
it's because everyone's gone soft
I flew home from Toronto on the first flight after 9/11 to SFO and an Indian couple was on the flight on their honeymoon. They were seated in the last row with 2 or 3 big white guys who were seated in front of them and instructed by the flight crew to take action if they tried anything. It was really sad. I was one of the guys whose seat was changed once onboard to “protect us” if they did anything. It was really sad. They were a cute couple.
Weird......Indians are the best people anyone can ever find....this small mentality has to be crushed and thrown into the bin asap 👍
see and they didn't complain or played the victim card, unlike people from a certain community.
@@rrrnaidu8558 pipe down. Incels like yourself are the biggest snowflakes
@@rrrnaidu8558 can you leave the black folks alone😂 atleast the ones who doesn’t do that- sir I don’t panick around the cops
@@rrrnaidu8558 Jews?
When he said my "Indian tourette's acting up." I lost it.
🤣so true. This is probably one of my favorites.
4:45 The killing blow right there 😂 My stomach hurts so bad from laughing too hard...
This guy really wearing two button up shirts
He can double pop his collars at the end of the show.
Austin That’s a sweater lol A quarter zip or in this case Quarter Button lol
That’s a sweater on top of a button down shirt, lol.
This was filmed at year 2006
That's because indians wear the most nerdy looking outfits lmao
Russell Peters a true legend coz I feel as funny as I felt 11 years ago when seeing his talk show. Respect from a Chinese.
Yeah
u covid19
U guys get to see youtube😱
Hey , don't be harsh on him , he didn't do anything
Corona say love from corona
This surely is the funniest of them all!!! Russell rocks big time!! Great timing, simply awesome
I think Indians are naturally funny 😂😂😂
That's a joke within itself right?😂😂
Most indians get easily offended, these jokes are nothing. Now wait for the attack..
@@eliza1826 Nah bro we cool 😊
@@eliza1826 As an Indian
I comfirm that
Bruh we do some real weird shit. Looking back at some of shit even I did it's so funny. Lmao
@@soundcloudhq7863 lol nah, no one is racism to indian as Indians are with themselves. Indians hTe everyone, the most racist groups. Don't make up excuses fam
lol...people think we Indians can't take the jokes ;_;
i am an Indian and i am not offended 🇮🇳🇮
Same
Pandu Squad whoopdie fuckin doo
Same
Pandu Squad bhai i think we indians can take more jokes than anyone else
Pandu Squad ur lying right? 😂😂😂
Ok.. so.. i went through all of the comments amd i saw no comments of indian guy getting offended...
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So who are you trying to tell to not get offended ..
Like 90%of comments are this only
@Jason Voorheese we are Indian not Pakistani.
@@awry418 roasted Hard Bro 😂😂😂,
Nice clean jokes. Love his jokes directed towards himself. Appreciate the self-disclosure. Keep it up, Russel! 🙏
Indians & Terrorists aren’t the same people…..Best lines …
But Indian Prime Minister is a Terrorist 😂
India is the most diverse country due to which people face a bit problem in working together. It does not means they hate each other.
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. Peace 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
The caste system
Entrepreneel really? Did they pass a law? A bill to remove it and fine people for using it?
Entrepreneel idk I’ve seen some bad video in regards to that from India from outside looking in idk about India being liberal and the caste was so bad if no bill is pass I question if there has been any change.
@@thebridge5483 There has been a bill since the 1950s. You cannot call a supposedly a lower caste individual by their caste. You can go to jail for using the word "Chemaar" which is generally used to describe lower caste individuals. Furthermore, seats in prestigious colleges are reserved for lower caste individuals in India to compensate for the terrible treatement they suffered earlier. So yeah the caste system has been long abolished and anyone who says otherwise lacks knowledge regarding the constitution of India.
@@thebridge5483 Did you read what I mentioned above. Go read my comment about the caste system. Thanks.
Same in the EU ; not allowed to smile in passport pictures.
Same in Australia for decades. Its common sense. Teeth can be added and removed if needed with ease.
@@willzimjohn makes it hard not to look dodgy.
@@andyturbo depends on your dentist...😂
10 years me following stand up comedian ,Russell peters is the best comedy king
The low self esteem terrorist gets me every time!!😂😂
True 😂 but when there's a common agenda or something like that, we stand together so strong and oh boy! That's how independence day happened😂. 👋Okay bye!
OK
@m bro, there will be heavy consequences even if we completely destroy Pakistan, as morale and economy would be hit very hard on both sides and will last for several years or perhaps even decades
No ma'am you never won independence it was just given to you cause of second world war and it's consequences,if it wasn't for British economy getting weak you would have got more baghats doing terrorist attacks on courts and maybe a sugar march with no independence
priyanka sutradhar haha you even don't get satire,i meant after salt now you may have also done sugar march....understood,cause you were never gonna get independence
@@bhatbasit8614 Oh ! Come on man..... Just enjoy your life..Don't take the Independence Matter too seriously....Everyone knows about it
My Indian tourettes is acting up 😂😂😂
I could relate so much😂😂
Well, then the great minds of the world😏
Plane
Read your comment the exact moment he spoke it....... Gr8 coincidence....
@@ekanshsrivastav great success!!
1:01 When you're trying hard not to laugh in class
1:48 -oh, what a beauty
No lie
his channel's got less views than other channels featuring his videos. LOL
chin Smart nope, stage has made him famous
Why are my fellow Indians so butthurt?! It's just some crude comedy. Laugh it off. Everyone knows that India is one of the most peaceful and tolerant countries in the world. Some jokes won't change that. Chillax!
Indians are always butthurt cant even take jokes .. we act all patriotic and pure but cant even do a simple task of keeping our cities clean ...
We have started bro. We finally have our great leader in Narendra Modi. India will progress and that too exponentially.
tushang. by wha u sad we can publically abuse you and ur family. isnt it
JustChillin until you get surprise shot in the school/Mall/neighbourhood/ basically everywhere.
JustChillin You'd be surprised to know that India ranks waaaay lower than US and most European countries as far as rapes are concerned.
www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Rape-rate
What a funny guy. Found it today and loving it!
“Indians hate each other”
These words aged so well 5 years later.
Edit: 16 years later. Wow.
Wow I just noticed he performed it in year 2006 😶
what happened to your jeans dude LOL :D
Recon yy
O
Mejclips he mentioned in another interview his luggage was delayed from the airport. That was his only clothes.
Im an Indian and i dont find this OFFENSIVE!
THIS IS COMEDY, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT! DONT WATCH IT! SIMPLE AS THAT!!
sweety k
sweety k THANK YOU! Finally found another indian who isn't offended by this
Ozone how the heck is this relatable to my family?
Well if i had mentioned it on top that I was an Indo Canadian there would be more haters under this comment🙂
Open your minds people be more open
2:49 but many American companies CEO are Indian's
Eg
Google
Microsoft
IBM
Adobe
and many more
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
laugh Everytime when he make that Indian accent
Wow. Indians Stop taking it so seriously. The stuff he says are to make people laugh. And clearly you can see a lot of Indians in the crowd that are enjoying it, so, why don't you.
Golden 47 HE'S AN IDIOT TO TALK LIKE THAT .....HE NEVER EVEN CAME TO INDIA.....
surya chandra rao XD can u Indians stop hating it is for comedy you kid
+surya chandra rao
designated.
surya chandra rao its just jokes take it easy
The funniest joke has to be hearing him refer to a discman.
Things is, you're the punchline to that joke when you realise you used to have one.
"Gotta listen to my instructions" 😂
He has a collar sweater on top of a collar shirt. Signs of the time LoL
I am a proud indian but I laughed out so hard...cheers Russell!!
All Valid Points
I am from UK and new to this comedian and I love him!! so funny!!!
'got to listen to my instructions...' hahahaha
This is absolutely my most favorite comedian. He ticks all the right boxes. I travel all over the world and even am a permanent expat in Latin America so i know what hes talking about when he refers to people all over the world. Guy is hilarious. Never knew a comedian could help me clear my bowels while watching on the toilet. Thanks Russel, my ass thanks you!
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I wish we all have him as his teacher during everystage of life...so much to learn...he have really been to places and his mind is really good
Lol😆 🤣
Yeah we do hate each other but also love the most.
LoL... gotta hear my instruction.. hahahahaha
The way he was playing with his fingers after he said "gotta listen to my instructions" got me real good🤣🤣
I don't know about airport but they're definitely CEOs at silicon valley....
Prafullata Shinde ....yep, unfortunately there are a many of those bastards here in Silicon Valley, and that just sucks.....
short life...no time for debate.
one hard job executing so easily .....this guy is hilarious
I love how he use comedy to take the piss out of negative situations.
Shirt inside a polo shirt.
How gay...!!
Jagpreet Singh ok and?
@@coffeedential stfu dude
and your point is? you look like a person who please everyone just wear what you want not what they want!
pretty normal, fuck you
been watching this for six years, atleast 10 times a month. can we get full outsourced and almost famous?
I have watched all your videos at least 10 times a week & still LOL, we need a lot more new materials, please.
THANKS for all the LAUGHS !!!!! LOVE your comedy ! My late wife was a dental assistant ! Last 2 owners/dentists were Indian ! 😊 Can you imagine how difficult it was sometimes not to be able & do the Indian accent ?!?!?!
He's so good, I can't even watch this without smiling, he's a real genius :D.
He's one the funniest people in the world. I keep coming back to the same vids coz there's nothing left! Lol
*Edit: For those of you who are trying to lecture me, I didn't mention the two states that is Assam and Tripura does that mean I'm ignoring them? Lol here my point of view is on skin complexity so do understand first before you make an f replies.*
*Hello I'm from from India too but let me tell you why! btw, I like the jokes.*
*Actually I should say that we Northeast Indian looks like Native Americans be it skin color, traditional attire etc. it's freaking resemble.*
*If you want to know more, do check out the six states like Nagaland, Sikkim, Manipur, Meghalaya, Mizoram and Arunachal Pradesh where you will find the complexity of our skin, living styles which is completely different than the rest of Indians instead we look more like South East Asians and Native Americans.*
*One thing I blame Indian big media for their lack of ignorance not showing this to the rest parts of the world that often leads foreigners misconception towards India. Because I see lots of reactions from foreigners when they think of Indian people they assume Black and dark skin colours but no there are more than 20 millions population of Northeast Indians that originated from Mongolian race which looks completely different.*
*Being a Naga India I felt so sad that we are undiscovered to the rest part of World.*
*Thank you if you have come a long way reading my comment.* ✌🏻
Yes bro 💪 i know about ahom dynasty and i know about the assam sunburn festival and i know cleanest village is northeast it is neglected by media we need strong infrastructure so that northeast is connected to northern part of India,india is diverse
Umm, there are eight states in the Northeast, you forgot to mention Assam and Tripura. "Indians hate each other" so apt 😂 well, nevermind
I love my northeast Indians . I am Punjabi from India
no man it ain't like that, every state has different culture so coherently they prefer their own state people. it doesn't mean we are racist(or some other bs term), it is just the way we are, when odds seem against you or anybody I know all of India will be there to help no matter which state you're from..
Rithika Sarmah true my point he completely ignored 2 states even though he is from north east... 🙄
his parents and teachers know him more than us,happy sunny mei 2019 summerers
4:47 The sound it makes when you try to start your car after a long time
Hi Peter i always enjoy your gig... You are THE BEST STANDING COMEDIAN MAN... Keep it buddy 👍👍👍👍👍👍
@5:20 smiles like a harsh beniwal at u r age 😂
"Gotta listen to my instructions" 😂😂😂
Yeah ....
haha love Russel, there's something unique about this guy, even if he makes fun of us all the time, it makes me love his stand up even more, because the basuc intent in his act is genuine sense to make everyone laugh and no malice whatsoever.
Too good, Russel, too good it's mind blasting!
He's wearing two shirts
Once again, spot on social commentary by Russell Peters. Very funny guy
Its 4:28 am in Iraq, i started watching you for hours dude, I laughed that even M both Ears Enjoyed that lol
Greatest living Indian Comedian!!!.... Respect!!
Who else wants to see Russell's passport photo
Russel is wrong when he said terrrorists are not from the same region or look same. 99% terrrorists are Pakistanis. Also, Hindus have clashed with the Muslims way before Americans had invaded the Middle East, way before 1947!! Indian military and politics circles around terrorism, aka Pakistan. He needs to do his research.
Tum pakistani kahi to gandi jabaan bolna band kia karo.
halfvolley11 would you mind if we nuke them?
pakistani aint indian tool
He is really entertaining....
I have always worked with Indians. And I love Indians. I am an Indian.
Lol I can relate, a couple days after 9 11, I went to get coffee at the same coffee shop I go to everyday. We all knew each other but as I was standing in line I noticed Everyone moved away. I thought what the hell? I was looking around to see what happened, until I realized they were moving away from me.
when i heard the word "disc man", make me realize how old this video is