"Indian Doctors" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous

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  • čas přidán 12. 07. 2017
  • I would NEVER go to a male Indian doctor... I need my doctor to be from the hood! Here's a clip from my 2016 special, "Almost Famous."
    Watch the full special on Netflix! Click here: nflx.it/2pIWkbQ
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  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 Před 6 lety +13133

    "Dad, I wanna be a breakdancer!"
    "Son, you can dance on your break."

    • @mohitshah4159
      @mohitshah4159 Před 6 lety +50

      Camilo Garcia Ylasaari good one @russellpeters

    • @x120091
      @x120091 Před 6 lety +11

      @CamiloGarciaYlasaari Awesome lines, dude!

    • @Zohirul-Jewel
      @Zohirul-Jewel Před 6 lety +13

      I'm the thousandth person to "Like" this comment.

    • @nangayodha4389
      @nangayodha4389 Před 6 lety +3

      Nicely noticed 😂

    • @loguchennai
      @loguchennai Před 6 lety +4

      Camilo Garcia Ylasaari indians be like 😂😂😂

  • @Lol-ir1nj
    @Lol-ir1nj Před 6 lety +12954

    As an Asian, my parents didn't ask me to become a doctor when I was 17, but at the moment when I was born

    • @rovinrawat9805
      @rovinrawat9805 Před 6 lety +33

      小学生 Lol すごい

    • @Smexy_af
      @Smexy_af Před 6 lety +226

      小学生 Lol as an Indian I am surprised as to how do our parents think so similarly?

    • @rovinrawat9805
      @rovinrawat9805 Před 6 lety +18

      SS Hakuru thats japanese

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx Před 6 lety +2

      小学生 Lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @ashishrain1455
      @ashishrain1455 Před 6 lety +51

      小学生 Lol hey have you watched movie.... 3 idiots? You will like it

  • @Creativity06
    @Creativity06 Před 3 lety +4018

    Stop stereotyping us Indians. My parents have allowed me to choose any career between a doctor and an engineer

    • @tututhangjam4993
      @tututhangjam4993 Před 3 lety +203

      Omg it's a joke🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Creativity06
      @Creativity06 Před 3 lety +630

      @@tututhangjam4993 I think you didn't read the comment properly

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx Před 3 lety +45

      😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @05deeps
      @05deeps Před 3 lety +70

      Depends. Are you a girl or a boy? Ehh does not matter actually too much choice, what a privileged life

    • @phwilawbasumatary7992
      @phwilawbasumatary7992 Před 3 lety +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bradhill3167
    @bradhill3167 Před 3 lety +997

    My vets an indian dude in hamilton , he just saved my dogs life few wks ago and busted his ass on a 5 hours exploratory surgery that saved her life which he spent half the night performing, the respect I have for him and his wife is up there considering he's basically the only vet in hammer that's upfront and honest , he charged us half of what any other vet would of and definitely went the extra mile , very humble guy who knew his stuff, .. keep it up peterson , u make me proud be canadian

    • @mrnobody9473
      @mrnobody9473 Před 2 lety +16

      The India dudes name is Peterson wtf

    • @bradhill3167
      @bradhill3167 Před 2 lety +4

      @@mrnobody9473 learn how to read before trying to be virtuous, moron

    • @bradhill3167
      @bradhill3167 Před 2 lety +35

      @@mrnobody9473 Peterson is not my vet in Hamilton , now put the helmet on and go play with crayons lol wowza

    • @mrnobody9473
      @mrnobody9473 Před 2 lety +6

      @@bradhill3167 bro why are u sounding so but hurted what's the problem, u have only written keep it up Peterson what does it mean then

    • @bradhill3167
      @bradhill3167 Před 2 lety +13

      @@mrnobody9473 are your parents siblings or something? Wtf are you even on about?

  • @CreeperHD109
    @CreeperHD109 Před 4 lety +7081

    My mom wanted me to be a doctor, but i came out as a patient

  • @stha03
    @stha03 Před 4 lety +12513

    *even our standup comedians hold a degree in engineering*
    😂😁😝

    • @2PLUS2FIVE
      @2PLUS2FIVE Před 4 lety +73

      on point.

    • @aniketmali1287
      @aniketmali1287 Před 4 lety +96

      @Fiker Gaming AIB dudes

    • @nausheenali6138
      @nausheenali6138 Před 4 lety +81

      born strong a good back up Incase this comedy thing explodes in their face and doesn’t work out. 😂😂

    • @AbhijitZimare1
      @AbhijitZimare1 Před 4 lety +31

      @Fiker Gaming ALL OF THEM

    • @dakshkushwah5654
      @dakshkushwah5654 Před 4 lety +30

      that from the most prestigious of instis Xd

  • @marcusgoriel
    @marcusgoriel Před 3 lety +727

    Am I the only one Who enjoyed the black doctor😂😂

  • @mikell.6064
    @mikell.6064 Před rokem +182

    Am going into my second year of medical school. I am Peruvian American but basically grew up exactly like the black doctor he was describing. With every disadvantage, in the hood, and with real life struggles. I have never laughed so hard to any stand up before, I had tears and I felt like I was laughing and crying at the same time. Thank you Russel for making my day a little brighter.. and shiett.

    • @awesomemovieclips735
      @awesomemovieclips735 Před rokem +3

      Good luck with your future brother. Stay safe and enjoy the journey. Peace from India,arunachal pradesh@

    • @MQT129
      @MQT129 Před rokem +4

      I admired your dedication and courage. Good luck with 'doctoring' and shiettt :)

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Před rokem +3

      Peru is America.

    • @emanuelrojas2
      @emanuelrojas2 Před 9 měsíci

      Would have holla at ya for a prescription? 😂

    • @joshitheyoshi2533
      @joshitheyoshi2533 Před 7 měsíci

      Seriously shut the fuck up. Almost everyone has disadvantages of some sort. You're in medical school now. I hope you still won't be talking about how disadvantaged you were when you're a doctor.

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg Před 4 lety +6750

    "When an Indian woman becomes a doctor, she really wanted to become a doctor"
    Me: *laughs nervously*

  • @christopherd7029
    @christopherd7029 Před 4 lety +8687

    In India, you do Engineering and then try to figure out what you want to do with your life

    • @PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAY
      @PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAY Před 4 lety +529

      I have an engineering, mba and 2 master level degrees, now I know why I am single till now.

    • @rubiks5659
      @rubiks5659 Před 4 lety +168

      Fuck man too real. In college right now for an engineering degree thAtll last maybe 5 years

    • @onkarmehakarkar2608
      @onkarmehakarkar2608 Před 4 lety +50

      Lol true as shit!

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii Před 4 lety +30

      Christopher Tholou And take little old ladies money!!!!!

    • @highsandlows_
      @highsandlows_ Před 4 lety +35

      Teresa Fontaine you’re messed up.

  • @rdanda
    @rdanda Před 3 lety +204

    Son: I don’t want to be a doctor
    Mom: If ain’t a neurologist, at least become a radiologist !

  • @angryaspirant6414
    @angryaspirant6414 Před 3 lety +690

    In India if you become a doctor, you become a doctor. If in case you become an engineer, you end up becoming everything else than an engineer

    • @thesilentprofessional7158
      @thesilentprofessional7158 Před 2 lety +34

      My math teacher is from India and he is engineer

    • @unbeatengamer755
      @unbeatengamer755 Před 2 lety +20

      @@thesilentprofessional7158 exactly.

    • @mblackops2
      @mblackops2 Před 2 lety +1

      Why is that?

    • @amitrana7919
      @amitrana7919 Před 2 lety +13

      @@mblackops2 come to india bro one day u will understand everything 🤣

    • @mblackops2
      @mblackops2 Před 2 lety +8

      @@amitrana7919 I’ll pass, I heard Muslims get treated like shit there 💀

  • @sskaur1638
    @sskaur1638 Před 4 lety +1349

    Imagine your Doc saying: “Could you please provide me a urine sample and shit”

  • @littleripper312
    @littleripper312 Před 4 lety +951

    His middle aged indian mom face is hilarious.

  • @HemanthAnil92
    @HemanthAnil92 Před 3 lety +16

    India makes the world’s best doctors... Feeling proud😏

  • @vivekkesar2259
    @vivekkesar2259 Před 3 lety +181

    Me who preparing for NEET and searching vlags of Indian doctors for motivation and found this🤓🤓

  • @atulchauhan5565
    @atulchauhan5565 Před 4 lety +2476

    Iam an indian and he is ridiculously correct on that *Edwooo* nickname joke.
    My mom call me atlooo 2:36

    • @logicjusticepeaceabundance5220
      @logicjusticepeaceabundance5220 Před 4 lety +22

      My name is Tanuja... So she couldn't 'add' a 'u' so she used to call me 'Tanyaa'... 😐

    • @ikartikthakur
      @ikartikthakur Před 4 lety +10

      Really.! .. You enjoyed that part! .. You're indian with different soul

    • @hss2119
      @hss2119 Před 4 lety +43

      Call me Ghandoo

    • @harshitsisodiya8077
      @harshitsisodiya8077 Před 4 lety +24

      @@logicjusticepeaceabundance5220 tannu would hv Been more accurate

    • @sithlordrj8883
      @sithlordrj8883 Před 4 lety +4

      +Atul Chauhan Yep, what's even more hilarious is bloody strangers deciding to do it. I was born in India, and lived there until I was 14.

  • @nikkiburger7711
    @nikkiburger7711 Před 6 lety +2166

    in defense of Indian Doctors everywhere...my best doctor I ever had was an Indian gentleman. And the best surgeon I ever had was an African gentleman. They where both damn good at their jobs.

    • @StuntsHrs
      @StuntsHrs Před 6 lety +120

      But did the african gentleman end his sentences with "and shit"?

    • @kalpeshshelat
      @kalpeshshelat Před 6 lety +17

      Stunts, you don't need to kill Russell mate. Why don't you try his job, that too without saying any possible insults, because if you do, there'll be thousands of your friends (Indians) ready to jump on you. So far, I've even seen Muslim people more resilient to comedy, they know how to have a laugh, you all think everything single bloody thing is an insult. I get it that you're a nationalist, make it extreme nationalist, but take it fucking easy.

    • @alexasaperstein2565
      @alexasaperstein2565 Před 6 lety +8

      Nikki Burger nope. Youre lying

    • @nikkiburger7711
      @nikkiburger7711 Před 6 lety +62

      Alexa Saperstein and how exactly am I lying? With all the doctors I've been too, throughout my life, my Indian doctor was the best. And my surgeon, who was African, was so thorough and methodical, I legit had no complaints concerning either of them. The only reason I stopped seeing my Indian doctor was because he retired and I was forced to go with another doctor. So don't you presume, joking or not, to state my opinion is a lie. Thing about opinions is, they are neither lies or truths, its what makes it an opinion, and my opinion was formed, by my own personal experiences.

    • @OROgoldenpair1
      @OROgoldenpair1 Před 6 lety +16

      ^he probably didn't end his sentences that way,
      as ppl seem to not grasp that not all black people share African American vernacular eng and or general American slang....
      -sorry i had to-

  • @yokiryuchan7655
    @yokiryuchan7655 Před 3 lety +138

    I'm Indian and if I told my parents I wanted to be a doctor they'd laugh at me.
    My parents never had high expectations for me lol.

    • @lemonstrangler
      @lemonstrangler Před rokem +3

      i remember when i was young, for some reason i said i wanted to be a doctor, and they just nodded like "sure you are" lol

    • @yokiryuchan7655
      @yokiryuchan7655 Před rokem +2

      @@lemonstrangler "just get a 60 beta it's a pass!"

    • @AZ-mt4lg
      @AZ-mt4lg Před 11 měsíci +2

      Go, become a doctor and make them laugh again in TEARS cuz eventually, they are proud of their child being able to chase his dream

    • @yokiryuchan7655
      @yokiryuchan7655 Před 8 měsíci

      @@AZ-mt4lg Are you Okay?

    • @harrisn3693
      @harrisn3693 Před 5 měsíci

      You must be the third child

  • @PNGMusicChannel
    @PNGMusicChannel Před 2 lety +30

    Man, regarding Indian doctors, that is so so true. I have a very good Indian friend who has only 2 kids, a son & a daughter. Both are medical doctors and both are married to medical doctors and 1 or 2 of them ( or their spouses) are actually Ph.D. holders in their respective medical fields. Something beyond normal understanding in this world but a very normal occurrence in India.

  • @kavya1459
    @kavya1459 Před 5 lety +5888

    Asians have 3 options:
    1) Doctor
    2) Engineer
    3) Disgrace

  • @thomasthomasphilp4393
    @thomasthomasphilp4393 Před 4 lety +405

    I am an Indian. My dream was to become a singer. Then I joined medical school und didnt finish. Now i am a biologist. He is so right

    • @ilikebeinganonymous8666
      @ilikebeinganonymous8666 Před 3 lety

      Why you dropped out?

    • @randomhuman1754
      @randomhuman1754 Před 3 lety +14

      But ur name is whiter than the police that killed my black friend

    • @danksquidward
      @danksquidward Před 3 lety +1

      @@randomhuman1754 lol ik, I’m Indian and my name is ishan agarwal

    • @shawnsouth327
      @shawnsouth327 Před 2 lety +4

      @@randomhuman1754 Russell actually goes over this in one of his stand ups Britain ruled over India for almost 100 years so British names and some culture got mixed in with Indians that’s why some authentic Indians have white names

    • @BijayKumar-gj4gh
      @BijayKumar-gj4gh Před 2 lety +9

      @@randomhuman1754 you realise that there are Christians and Anglo Indians in India right?

  • @tieroneasset678
    @tieroneasset678 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Spot on about Indians. Not a stereotype

  • @priyabrahma5195
    @priyabrahma5195 Před 3 lety +23

    The guy Sandeep looks exactly like my Math HOD . I m gonna show this clip to him after classes resume. 😁

  • @stev9079
    @stev9079 Před 5 lety +3044

    I love that he makes fun of everyone

  • @haycheC
    @haycheC Před 6 lety +1632

    this is so weird because I'm 17 and today my dad asked me why I don't want to become a doctor 😭😂😐

    • @notokbutok3530
      @notokbutok3530 Před 6 lety +62

      a doctor has to study untill they are 35 .. meagre earnings till the age of 40 .. your friends would be earning way more than you. it's not easy to work for 20 hours a day for major part of your training. the system is shitty. you wouldn't get paid enough. media hates you. not becoming a doctor is the smartest decision & I respect that

    • @HailStonE999
      @HailStonE999 Před 6 lety +11

      True, Also nowadays a lot of doctors are getting attacked frequently. Last month in my city a lady doctor was attacked simply 'coz she told, large no. of relatives are not allowed with the patients in the nursing home...

    • @saurabhpathaksln
      @saurabhpathaksln Před 6 lety +6

      H C
      Ha to bol na unse gand fat jati h books dekh k padhai kya jhaat karunga

    • @shyon99
      @shyon99 Před 6 lety +48

      Only in the US. In India, they study till 26-28. None of that pre med college bullshit. You want to be a doctor? You immediatly start learning medicine.

    • @derrickrobyn
      @derrickrobyn Před 6 lety +6

      I had to tickle myself to laugh.. complete punctured jokes ...owww...

  • @katbam6984
    @katbam6984 Před 3 lety +61

    I'm learning english with him :D
    greetings from germany 🇩🇪

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 Před 3 lety +14

    "Alright, first of all ****** you alright" 😂😂😂

  • @judithforddunning1510
    @judithforddunning1510 Před 6 lety +1624

    My Indian doctors have been wonderful. Kind, thoughtful and well trained in their field of expertise

    • @fahimabrar3367
      @fahimabrar3367 Před 6 lety +7

      Judith Ford Dunning u are Indian lol. Don't try too hard.

    • @citywok9579
      @citywok9579 Před 5 lety +13

      Did an Indian doctor write this?

    • @pongsokipz1996
      @pongsokipz1996 Před 5 lety +13

      just a joke..chill

    • @mythicalathenian5016
      @mythicalathenian5016 Před 5 lety +26

      fahim Abrar STFU. You don't even know what a doctors value is.

    • @BoiledMilkSteak7
      @BoiledMilkSteak7 Před 5 lety +3

      Indian doctors are pure shite. Dumb as fuck. Only thing they are good at is memorising 100 books but are clueless when it comes to praxis

  • @vjj6258
    @vjj6258 Před 5 lety +4622

    This guy is surviving so far by just making fun of Indians.

    • @prashponnappa6731
      @prashponnappa6731 Před 5 lety +347

      Very true.....because if he used canadians to mimic he would be denied a stage...

    • @emptycup4686
      @emptycup4686 Před 5 lety +58

      @@prashponnappa6731 stfu

    • @prashponnappa6731
      @prashponnappa6731 Před 5 lety +182

      @@emptycup4686 and empty mind..cant expect anything more than that..sucua

    • @Ye-qn6oj
      @Ye-qn6oj Před 5 lety +7

      IKR 😂

    • @bibhasdmusic
      @bibhasdmusic Před 5 lety +249

      He makes fun of everyone.

  • @ibrahimaldossary1481
    @ibrahimaldossary1481 Před 3 lety +4

    One of the best realistic clip at all time. He is so Indian because he is so brilliant.

  • @michaelrief4424
    @michaelrief4424 Před 3 lety +14

    This reminds me of when I was young and me and a buddy from my neighborhood wanted to go into the Air Force when we graduated from High School. So we’re telling my parents about our plans to be Jet pilots and be Big Shots. My Dad crushed that idea when he said, “You do realize you get car sick in the back seat”.
    So we switched to the Navy. Dad repeated “car sick, CAR SICK.....Ships at Sea rock and roll more than a Jet “.
    End of military discussion.

    • @aoeu256
      @aoeu256 Před 2 lety

      Do we really need pilots on planes O_o. I'm pretty sure that planes can be auto-piloted for a long part of the voyage, and for landings perhaps let the plane by controlled remotely.

  • @enrac
    @enrac Před 4 lety +114

    That "hood doctor" could be a perfect character in a skit or sitcom!

  • @officialniktheking6891
    @officialniktheking6891 Před 4 lety +455

    My parents never asked me to be anything. Zero hopes from the start lol

  • @Gavriel-og6jv
    @Gavriel-og6jv Před rokem +4

    2:25 I have seen this video 200+ times.
    This face just made my day.

  • @dr.s.choudhury8089
    @dr.s.choudhury8089 Před 3 lety +9

    That black doctor character sounds low key amazing tbh! 🤣

  • @KellieChasity
    @KellieChasity Před 6 lety +406

    Russel you were there for me, I was alone in a foreign country and I had everyone there turn against me, and put me down and make me feel horrible. I didn’t have my family or friends from back home to vent to, I cried myself to sleep countless nights. Then when I watched your videos I didn’t feel so lonely and I found my laughter , regardless how many times I’ve seen your skit I’ve always laughed and didn’t feel so bitter anymore. Thank you ❤️🙏🏻

    • @SamarIqbal-ye3tg
      @SamarIqbal-ye3tg Před 6 lety +3

      Kellie Chasity laughter is the best medicine!

    • @adad-ec6ht
      @adad-ec6ht Před 5 lety +27

      You need an Indian doctor.

    • @Vinu889
      @Vinu889 Před 5 lety +3

      Watch chris rock too u wud love it

    • @carlfalcao472
      @carlfalcao472 Před 5 lety +2

      Hey Kellie you can hit me up if you're ever bored or have nothing to do.. feel free

    • @Terminator19782
      @Terminator19782 Před 5 lety +3

      Which country are you in? I'm coming

  • @NoName-pz7mk
    @NoName-pz7mk Před 4 lety +2487

    If you are an Arab then you have the following careers:
    a- Doctor
    b- Engineer
    c- High rank military personnel
    d- Lawyer
    e- A disgrace to your family

  • @alyssaferaci1133
    @alyssaferaci1133 Před 3 lety +4

    where have you been all my life!! lol....I just watched your stand up on Amazon Prime and I have not laughed that hard and that sustained in years!! Thank you for getting my endorphins going lol

  • @yw8990
    @yw8990 Před rokem +4

    I had gone through quite a few Indian doctors and they are great.

  • @SAZIZMUSIC
    @SAZIZMUSIC Před 5 lety +1500

    I am in a medical college in India. I can relate to this so much 😂😂. This is exactly my life.

  • @msdee7444
    @msdee7444 Před 4 lety +104

    Shout out to all of the Indian Mom's who made their sons become Doctors! One Indian Doctor treated both my son and daughter for leukemia, and another saved my life in this past year. Yayyyy for Indian Mom's! ♥

  • @aj.1505
    @aj.1505 Před 3 lety +9

    0:31 14 year old aspiring to become a doctor right here 🙋🏽‍♂️😂

  • @farrellhonda2446
    @farrellhonda2446 Před 2 lety +2

    Russell Peters is a very funny comedian who spent his time crafting his comic skills. He has paid his dues and is still perfecting his skills. His voice and vocal interpretation of different ethnic groups is without equal. Very funny.

  • @AshwaniThakurEnglish
    @AshwaniThakurEnglish Před 6 lety +2107

    Truth told through comedy. Fortunately I am one of those Indian's who is doing what he loves :)

    • @SoFancySoFetusy
      @SoFancySoFetusy Před 6 lety +127

      It's so nice to see an Indian fella loving his job as a doctor :')

    • @kewithunbonchang2323
      @kewithunbonchang2323 Před 6 lety +1

      That's huge bruh happy for you!

    • @taeyongsairpods5791
      @taeyongsairpods5791 Před 6 lety +1

      Me too!

    • @abdurrahmannaveed2443
      @abdurrahmannaveed2443 Před 6 lety +6

      Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur
      Good for you. I am a lecturer and i cant tell you how much i enjoy teaching😊.

    • @adnanaziz8672
      @adnanaziz8672 Před 6 lety +1

      Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur good luck buddy ...i wish i had your enthusiasm

  • @DS-tz1jt
    @DS-tz1jt Před 6 lety +1247

    my dream was to become an astronaut when i was 14.. now i am pursuing my medical studies in india :p

    • @rochelledsouza9718
      @rochelledsouza9718 Před 6 lety +28

      THENICKTHEORY read what the person wrote properly and then comment 💁

    • @RipanDutta1992
      @RipanDutta1992 Před 6 lety +7

      THENICKTHEORY read the comment again or go back to school and improve your reading skills :)

    • @bhargavsisir
      @bhargavsisir Před 6 lety +4

      DSG Videos brooo...fuck yesss...its the same here...but then i actually wanted to become n astronomer...nd now i am studying for my 1st year medical exams...😂😂😂

    • @kaushikiyer4881
      @kaushikiyer4881 Před 6 lety +28

      My dream was to become an astronaut since like 2nd standard. Now I'm pursuing aerospace Engineering in the us

    • @nareshR3321
      @nareshR3321 Před 6 lety +7

      DSG Videos ...Holy fuck... Me too... Even I wanted to become an astronaut but presently studying medicine

  • @iguava
    @iguava Před 3 lety +1

    I can’t. I just can’t. Every time he makes that “Sandoo” face. I can’t hold it in. 😂😂😂

  • @GiannisVeronis
    @GiannisVeronis Před rokem +3

    Russell being a doctor from the hood made me lose it....
    😂😁😝

  • @BChan1991
    @BChan1991 Před 6 lety +332

    that black guy impersonation was hilarious

  • @kanward8356
    @kanward8356 Před 6 lety +544

    Doctor from the hood lmfao

  • @lilacs529
    @lilacs529 Před 2 lety +3

    Omg, this man is brilliant. Dying 😂😂😂

  • @essiesdancevidsandtravels6917

    I m dying this guy is so funny and transparent 😂

  • @zappawoman5183
    @zappawoman5183 Před 5 lety +1657

    I live in the UK and I'm so used to the doctors being Indian. One time I took my son to get some cream for his ezcema and the receptionist said "Dr Masih is on holiday, so you'll be seen by a locum". Ok, np, I'm just going to ask for the cream that worked before. I opened the door and the locum was an elderly white man. My immediate reaction was that he must be an imposter! I nearly walked out! Subconsciously I was so expecting him to be an Indian doctor that my initial reaction was "you can't be a doctor - you're white!" Stupid, I know. Anyway, I got a grip on myself and explained what my son needed and all was well. It was just amazing to me that I had that reaction! (I'm white myself, btw). I think Indian people really value education, the top two or three pupils in any class were almost always Indian, and the parents make sure their kids take their education seriously. Most likely they would have to pay a lot of money to get a good education in India or Pakistan, so they really want to make sure their children do their best and take their schoolwork very seriously because they remember how difficult and expensive it was to obtain a good education back in their motherland. Fair play to them!

    • @MissShootingStar5
      @MissShootingStar5 Před 4 lety +60

      I'm Pakistani. Our culture values getting a good education. It has nothing to do with your presumption that it is difficult or expensive to receive an education in the motherland.

    • @raimohoft1236
      @raimohoft1236 Před 4 lety +133

      "Can I, please, see the real doctor now." ... "What do you mean?" ... "You know... the brown one!" 😉

    • @misscanada1066
      @misscanada1066 Před 4 lety +24

      Zappa Woman cause Indians flood the uk they are a majority there !!

    • @missnerd9555
      @missnerd9555 Před 4 lety +107

      Fun story!
      But just would like to point out something, as an Indian living in India. It's not difficult or expensive to get an education here. In fact, those who go to a different country to study actually invest a LOT of money in that than they would if they got educated here, and they are generally quite well-off. They aren't poor or deprived of education. It's just that they have their own other reasons. Some doctors you meet could be second or third generation Indians living there,, some could be studying a particular field that has more scope for research and development there. It's not always about money. Peace out!

    • @raghavsahni168
      @raghavsahni168 Před 4 lety +67

      ur assumption was fair on your part and most of it is true
      don't know about pakistanis but we Indians here value the education a lot and trust me there is a lot more potential in Indian kids if they get the resources.

  • @ayushvashisht70429
    @ayushvashisht70429 Před 5 lety +1720

    Ask any 5th grade student in india
    1 Doctor
    2 engineer
    3 scientist

    • @allscool-4131
      @allscool-4131 Před 5 lety +46

      Never heard the scientist one before, that aint even a stable job

    • @taheradenwala304
      @taheradenwala304 Před 5 lety +42

      I wanted to be an architect since 3rd grade and now i m!!

    • @gintoki9986
      @gintoki9986 Před 5 lety +44

      4. Pilot

    • @thecloud7424
      @thecloud7424 Před 5 lety +31

      4. Gas station....

    • @yubi-kun958
      @yubi-kun958 Před 5 lety +37

      Yess, I answered "ANIMATOR" to my teacher. And He was like, " What the shit is an ANIMATOR?"

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Před 2 lety +2

    Considering this is a clip from 2016 and 2006, this is probably the best audience he’s had in recent years, the audience seems to have a good sense of humor and laugh and cheer a lot!

  • @xxIluvyouguysxx
    @xxIluvyouguysxx Před 3 lety +18

    I work with an Indian psychiatrist lol. His son is in med school right now. It makes me wonder if they really wanted to do something else originally

  • @APR_LNN
    @APR_LNN Před 4 lety +577

    The Filipinos. Their Parents' dream is for them to be a Nurse.

  • @nw318
    @nw318 Před 6 lety +1468

    somebody gonna get a hurt real bad

  • @thecornucopiaofcraziness484

    3:44 best unintentional Vince Mcmahon impression ever

  • @weltschmertzz
    @weltschmertzz Před 4 lety +321

    When I was a teenager all I wanted was to earn enough to live on my own and get as far away as possible from my parents.

    • @childishtrumpinod2900
      @childishtrumpinod2900 Před 4 lety +14

      Well did it work?

    • @jack-nb3wm
      @jack-nb3wm Před 4 lety +29

      Hope your kids would want the same

    • @dayyumsonvlogs4152
      @dayyumsonvlogs4152 Před 4 lety +5

      @@jack-nb3wm lol ikr

    • @kaushikanubhav9724
      @kaushikanubhav9724 Před 4 lety +4

      @@jack-nb3wm they know nothing other than themselves..i mean when u belong to the most "devloped and superior" race of the era u dont give damn abt dese emotional shits..but when it comes to time..well it spares no one..most of them r real messed up till they reach their 50s dats what they show in movies..no offence✌

    • @jaikapur
      @jaikapur Před 3 lety +11

      I respect ya' mate. I desire to do the same.

  • @flash6797
    @flash6797 Před 6 lety +476

    becoming doctor is one of the toughest ting in India .nobody goes through that shit without wanting to be one

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 Před 6 lety +11

      I hear dissapointing ones parents is tougher for many still.

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 Před 6 lety +9

      chaitanya arepalli Not *THE* toughest thing.... just one of the toughest thing

    • @flash6797
      @flash6797 Před 6 lety +7

      Vishal Verma yes and I am one myself

    • @gowrishankari89
      @gowrishankari89 Před 6 lety +8

      chaitanya arepalli : What About CA

    • @arihankrishna
      @arihankrishna Před 6 lety +3

      That's a load of shit, I know a person who wants to do stand up comedy and whose parents are forcing him to do MBBS. He's studying in fucking Nepal and he's at least two years along in the course

  • @virat7533
    @virat7533 Před 3 lety +21

    My mom was after me to take science and become a doctor and when I said I wanna join the army she said no problem beta! You can become a doctor there😭😭😭😭😭 like wtf mom😭😭

  • @yesungjongmyangel
    @yesungjongmyangel Před 3 lety +2

    He’s hilarious. Awesome dude.

  • @alyssajones4368
    @alyssajones4368 Před 4 lety +542

    "Alright Mr. Peters. Seems your nasal passage is inflamed and shit."
    Lol omg 🤣

  • @artemnoelgames
    @artemnoelgames Před 4 lety +306

    “Hola at me tomorrow, mothafucka”😂😂😂

  • @azimothman7952
    @azimothman7952 Před 3 lety +3

    “If you become a doctor you can fix it!” 😂😂😂

  • @friedrice8303
    @friedrice8303 Před 3 lety +2

    I've watched this video more than 10 times 😂

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Před 5 lety +160

    That face is straight out of the 'Indian Aunties you never, ever want to meet' book of mugshots ;)

  • @Sebastian0899
    @Sebastian0899 Před 4 lety +24

    I always break down in tears at the "I wanted to be in the NBA" joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @2075vj
    @2075vj Před rokem +12

    I cannot stop laughing. Ironically my husband is a black doctor. Too funny

  • @chandra_himanshu
    @chandra_himanshu Před 3 lety +7

    Most Indian doctors are dedicated ones who really wanted be doctors.
    It is one of the most respected career in India.
    Yes they are bright people who do have a hobby in which they also excel.
    These are some of the brightest students in their school who also generally good in extra curricural activities.

  • @DodyShawky
    @DodyShawky Před 6 lety +470

    When he was talking about black doctors from the hood, he should've included a pun about Dr. Dre

    • @mrloverman2.0
      @mrloverman2.0 Před 5 lety +2

      Mahmoud Mostafa thats too corny

    • @paichaz
      @paichaz Před 5 lety +1

      he missed that BIG TIME

    • @MichelMawon4982
      @MichelMawon4982 Před 5 lety

      ...right...because that's the only way a black person from the hood would have that title?

    • @DodyShawky
      @DodyShawky Před 5 lety +1

      @@MichelMawon4982 No.. because that's how I'll trigger your paranoia.

  • @nihitkhunteta6137
    @nihitkhunteta6137 Před 4 lety +227

    Damn!!, He literally told my story about how I am becoming a doctor

    • @snay71
      @snay71 Před 4 lety

      Do you want to become one?

    • @nihitkhunteta6137
      @nihitkhunteta6137 Před 4 lety +5

      @@snay71 after seeing the amount of problems the doctors in my family have faced and are facing I am leaning more and more towards no

    • @snay71
      @snay71 Před 4 lety +1

      @@nihitkhunteta6137 wtf? what problems? I wanna know. I'm indian too.

    • @nihitkhunteta6137
      @nihitkhunteta6137 Před 4 lety +20

      @@snay71 stress,
      hypertension,
      a sleep schedule which is sooo out of whack that you are sleep deprived, insomniac and most probably a narcoleptic at the same time,
      then there's Modi who actually says that any doctor in the private sector is a thief,
      then the stress of not being able to save a patient (whenever that happens),
      then there's the filing, did you know that for every 5 minutes a doctor spends on treating one patient he/she has to spend atleast 12 minutes to record and report what he did on paper, then when the patient doesn't get better or even worse even if its due to his own fault he come with an entourage just to complain and fight,
      also since you are an Indian, you might also know about the attacks on the doctors and then when a patient is brought dead we are supposed to actually "heal" them even if there's no hope and they actually expect that we would resurrect the patient and make it seem like he'll just walk it off and then there's emergencies,
      there's this oncologist I know who is dying of cancer( yes, I know its ironic), but what I got was that he didn't had time to get himself diagnosed and it got metastatic and so even the treatment is not that effective
      Its so stressful for the doctors have a comparatively shorter life span than normal office workers and the use of alcohol, smoking and drugs is higher than other professions.
      Also I forgot to mention but we get a intern salary lower than that of a unskilled labour it converts to be less than $4 a day.

    • @nihitkhunteta6137
      @nihitkhunteta6137 Před 4 lety +1

      @@snay71 It's high paying (kind of) it has a starting salary of 54,000 a month just after graduation, with a good chance of raise per year but the problem is that you will get a salary of at max 1,00,000 at the age of 45-50 if you do not do any more degrees, a job in the private sector would give proportionally higher wage but starting salary is just as lower at around 20-30k, so basically any doctor needs atleast 3 degrees to earn what we can consider as a "high" paying job and yes, I do have discord, so I will add you there.

  • @MLMLW
    @MLMLW Před rokem +6

    My spine surgeon is from India. He's very knowledgeable & actually patented the stuff he used to fuse my spine which has worked well. The bad thing about him is that more than once when I'd go in for a check up or a new problem for some reason he'd forget I was in the room & he'd skip over me & I'd sit & wait for a long time only to leave his office only getting to see his PA. That pissed me off! I was thinking he only wanted to see the patients that needed a procedure done or were there on work comp visits. I moved to another state but if I hadn't I'd be getting another spine doc for my spine problems because I felt he was too dismissive of me.

    • @michaellandon1960
      @michaellandon1960 Před 7 měsíci

      It's common for this to happen.

    • @MLMLW
      @MLMLW Před 7 měsíci

      @@michaellandon1960 - It shouldn't be. My back problems are just as important as the person waiting to see the same doctor. Being dismissive of any patient is unprofessional and was a waste of my time as he did this to me more than once. My brother's spine surgeon is great. Had I not moved to a different state I probably would have gotten a referral to my brother's doctor.

  • @amita3596
    @amita3596 Před rokem +1

    🤣😹2:26 Sandooo & Ed Woo gets me every single time. LMFAO 😭😹😹I can watch this a million times over and laugh every single time.

  • @kk2ra982
    @kk2ra982 Před 5 lety +1655

    In the future, i want to be an animator and make my own animated series.
    *Then i realized i was indian*
    Edit: oh my god 11 months ago and I completely forgot about this comment and it blew up! Thanks for all the likes! (And btw the comment was a joke, my parents let me do whatever I want in the future :))

    • @pearlwolf8621
      @pearlwolf8621 Před 5 lety +8

      😂😂

    • @gamingrex2709
      @gamingrex2709 Před 5 lety +20

      We can do this mate I am Indian too but India is growing 😊🙏

    • @kk2ra982
      @kk2ra982 Před 5 lety +17

      GAMING REX okay thanks but the comment was just a joke anyways :)

    • @zuboy4272
      @zuboy4272 Před 5 lety +33

      You can upgrade our choota bheem to porn hub series
      Chotta Bheem And 72 Virgin : the Movie , animate it

    • @zackkhan4538
      @zackkhan4538 Před 5 lety

      Bro i hv a story!!! Sbse faadu series bnainge xd!!!

  • @bakeryssoul
    @bakeryssoul Před 6 lety +46

    As an Asian, I'm very lucky that my parents allowed me to study and become whatever I wanted to study/become. They were fine with anything as long as I could survive. I've met so many Asian people my age who were forced to do things they don't want to and they will probably end up with a lot of regrets. It saddens me.

    • @akp3097
      @akp3097 Před rokem

      You are 1% of those asian from 5 billion asian…

  • @srivatsan7181
    @srivatsan7181 Před 10 měsíci

    i am so proud so say that you were my teenage fav. comedian. love from India... love u man...

  • @dalealexander59
    @dalealexander59 Před rokem +3

    55 years ago I almost died of spinal meningitis, one the first 10 children to make it through without losing one of my senses. A Indian doctor flew from California to Michigan to do this

  • @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod
    @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod Před 4 lety +169

    I would totally watch a TV series about Dr. Deferral who grew up in the ghetto and ends his sentences with "and shit". XD

    • @PhoenixRising-qx9xk
      @PhoenixRising-qx9xk Před 2 lety

      I would never want to watch such a hideous stereotype. Any person with such high aspirations would NEVER speak like that. This is why black people have to deal with microagressions in real life.

  • @redherringagreement3946
    @redherringagreement3946 Před 4 lety +27

    That dance was so cool man! 😂😂👍 Did not expect it at all!

  • @kumarpundareekaksh3621
    @kumarpundareekaksh3621 Před 3 lety +3

    My class : Taking a test in absolute silence
    That one kid in the hallway : 4:38

  • @russellcoe3926
    @russellcoe3926 Před 3 měsíci

    Everytime i see Russell on stage I always think of my younger days growing up in Brampton… the jokes are endless

  • @nealcapuchino2524
    @nealcapuchino2524 Před 4 lety +66

    you are by far my favorite comedian....i work 6 days a week at the post office and listening to you at the end of the day makes it all better...thank you for being funny as hell!!!!

  • @chingghishan5707
    @chingghishan5707 Před 6 lety +1680

    Hey
    At least I’m Indian
    And not becoming a doctor.
    I’m becoming an....
    Engineer HAH!.. yea this ain’t helping.

    • @akashmandal5580
      @akashmandal5580 Před 5 lety +2

      Chinggis Han what is your profile pic

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      @asadwrites Před 5 lety

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    • @AudiowaveTV
      @AudiowaveTV Před 5 lety +9

      Software engineer? That would fit the stereo type even more XD

    • @NatsuDragneel07
      @NatsuDragneel07 Před 5 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @kylecharlie9774
      @kylecharlie9774 Před 5 lety +2

      "Thank you come again"

  • @endlessserenade4491
    @endlessserenade4491 Před 3 lety +3

    "when you grew up on the mean streets of Mississauga"....LOOOL that was way funnier than it should have been

  • @krishnanatreya6659
    @krishnanatreya6659 Před 3 lety +1

    The way he talks with his Indian accent so funny! 🤣🤣

  • @sueneo6869
    @sueneo6869 Před 6 lety +30

    Good one. Hilarious! and for the haters, you guys need to chill out. he's not talking against Indian doctors in India. and if you guys can't take humor, then this is the wrong channel for you all.

  • @noorkhalid2573
    @noorkhalid2573 Před 5 lety +209

    My options:
    1) Doctor
    2) Engineer
    3) Entrepreneurship
    4) Disgrace
    5) Useless and disowned

    • @jaybirdfly149
      @jaybirdfly149 Před 5 lety +2

      I am pretty sure 80% of Indian youth pick the 4th 😂

    • @hyndscs
      @hyndscs Před 4 lety +1

      Hey hey hey same for white people

    • @Melanie-le6mw
      @Melanie-le6mw Před 4 lety

      Lmao

    • @anisraho8928
      @anisraho8928 Před 4 lety +2

      @@subhajitbaitalik4362 you know there is more muslims in india then there is in fuckin pakistan ?

    • @snay71
      @snay71 Před 4 lety

      @@jaybirdfly149 me

  • @batyngshainmajaw5598
    @batyngshainmajaw5598 Před 2 lety

    This scene always got me crackin... 😂😂😂

  • @riomigz1305
    @riomigz1305 Před 3 lety +2

    The in the hood part was f*cking hilarious.

  • @kevinmask
    @kevinmask Před 4 lety +11

    I don't care how many times I see his act, I am crying laughing every time.

  • @ManMak6
    @ManMak6 Před 6 lety +19

    I know Russel always does same type of jokes but I can’t get enough of them! 😂

  • @jagadeeshkumar516
    @jagadeeshkumar516 Před rokem +6

    As a Indian doctor I can relate 😂

  • @michellesanjuan1898
    @michellesanjuan1898 Před rokem +4

    Being an Asian mother, I commanded my young children: “You only have to pick 1 of these 3 choices of career in life- eye doctor, heart doctor and skin doctor!”.
    And of course B grades are not allowed in the house.

  • @MIMMassi
    @MIMMassi Před 6 lety +36

    I wanted to be a gymnast, now I liquidate companies XD

  • @totallypointlessvideos3832

    Brilliant as always!

  • @chizo1537
    @chizo1537 Před 2 lety +1

    At the end was lit🔥😂

  • @rexchristo1318
    @rexchristo1318 Před 6 lety +109

    I wanted to be a drummer and someone who operated space ships when I was 15. Im 28 now and I am doctor in India.

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates Před 6 lety

      Rex Christo 😢😢😭

    • @ak47ava
      @ak47ava Před 6 lety +2

      I actually wanted to be a doctor, and i ended up failing medical school in 2016. now i am living with my mom/ :(

    • @arshk3612
      @arshk3612 Před 6 lety

      boom boom - enjoy life its too short - if your world has fallen apart because you failed try giving it another go. If not see what the world offers plenty of other things to try dude.

    • @arshk3612
      @arshk3612 Před 6 lety

      Great UK band the Kaiser Chiefs - Indian lad from Leeds on drums - he said just that very thing..

  • @bigken113074
    @bigken113074 Před 5 lety +11

    Just stumbled on this dude. One of the funniest stand up comedians. Definitely a big fan