"Arab Men" | Russell Peters - Notorious

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  • čas přidán 31. 10. 2016
  • If you don't know something, just say "I don't know!" Here's a clip from my 2013 special, "Notorious."
    Watch the full special on Netflix!
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  • @mr35worldmer42
    @mr35worldmer42 Před 7 lety +12938

    why is Russell peters audience is always so diverse.?? its insane.. never seen this in other comedians. Its awesome..

    • @peachout6227
      @peachout6227 Před 7 lety +820

      That's what make his show very enjoyable. There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh.

    • @TheVandrell
      @TheVandrell Před 7 lety +527

      'There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh'
      Mostly the ones that are open to his type of humor anyway. Those stuck within their own culture or narrow minded usually post butt hurt comments on his videos here on CZcams.

    • @peachout6227
      @peachout6227 Před 7 lety +48

      TheVandrell well i said there's always people, not "people always". Clearly, when it comes to sensitive matters not everyone can take it lightly and laugh about it casually, that's totally fine and comprehensible. Aye i dont care what those brats typed on youtube, fuck em', still enjoy RP's shows (My fav is "show me the funny" tho)

    • @firelive565
      @firelive565 Před 7 lety +33

      They are strategically placed no segregation...[evil face]

    • @sattam097
      @sattam097 Před 7 lety +1

      LEO Bro ا

  • @Sajjad.A
    @Sajjad.A Před 4 lety +8827

    As a native Arab (Iraqi) I can confirm that we never say "I don't know" we always make up fake answers

    • @Sajjad.A
      @Sajjad.A Před 4 lety +90

      @@fabulous7958
      ووين الغلط بالموضوع؟

    • @bonnie_gail
      @bonnie_gail Před 4 lety +20

      Sajjad Ali wow

    • @ED-TwoZeroNine
      @ED-TwoZeroNine Před 4 lety +89

      Why? What's wrong with not knowing?

    • @alijassim457
      @alijassim457 Před 4 lety +150

      As an Iraqi, not all your fingers are the same, so not all are the same as well

    • @sushmitabora206
      @sushmitabora206 Před 4 lety +8

      Haha

  • @syedakib3534
    @syedakib3534 Před 3 lety +1642

    Me to my Arab friend: "is this true, you guys never say No?"
    My Arab friend: *"YES! OF COURSE, we don't use that word"*

    • @aladdinbenokba6127
      @aladdinbenokba6127 Před 3 lety +15

      No that’s not true , you are just making stuff up .

    • @ShakarAhmadi
      @ShakarAhmadi Před 3 lety +10

      This is what a comedian says, not a seriouse man. By the way Ii'm Kurdish not

    • @TotallyNotElPresidente
      @TotallyNotElPresidente Před 3 lety +22

      You: Well can you explain to me how that even works?
      Arab Friend: Okay! So. *insert nonsensical explanation*

    • @andygaire2668
      @andygaire2668 Před 2 lety +6

      @@aladdinbenokba6127 first arab guy to say No.

    • @gladyscute9153
      @gladyscute9153 Před 2 lety +1

      😁

  • @04rit
    @04rit Před 2 lety +784

    The best thing about Russel is -
    Indians love his India jokes,
    Arabs love his Arab jokes,
    Chinese love his China jokes,
    Every damn people love jokes upon them because Russel no matter how he delivers respects people in a lovely silent way ❤️

    • @jaysteve8048
      @jaysteve8048 Před rokem

      Whether or not indians, arabs or chinese love his jokes, these are all racial groups who practice blatant anti-black racism and bigotry in the west and in their respective countries.
      It's no wonder Blacks love his 'Black jokes' weren't mentioned.
      It had better not been mentioned!

    • @KapilSingh410
      @KapilSingh410 Před rokem +10

      Russell Peters is a legend

    • @dfrost6766
      @dfrost6766 Před rokem +1

      And he just trashes the Jews without being funny.

    • @hyamick7584
      @hyamick7584 Před rokem +27

      @@dfrost6766 someone got offended 😆

    • @Tony-villa94
      @Tony-villa94 Před rokem

      @dev And all people get offended when white people say the same jokes

  • @habeebies
    @habeebies Před 4 lety +1340

    “First u get cake, then u make it for 20 min, then u have cake”

  • @Tensai0
    @Tensai0 Před 5 lety +3546

    Ok, as an Arab man, I know what this guy is talking about.

  • @ninadachrekar7215
    @ninadachrekar7215 Před 3 lety +2299

    That Beirut part hits different now

    • @GwakGwak-ct8yv
      @GwakGwak-ct8yv Před 3 lety +163

      "they literally party like there's no tomorrow" im dead XD

    • @sanketwalunj3937
      @sanketwalunj3937 Před 3 lety +63

      @@GwakGwak-ct8yv literally tooo much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it blew up

    • @_MohdJack
      @_MohdJack Před 3 lety +16

      @@sanketwalunj3937 u r so mean 😂🤣

    • @ray_ray_7112
      @ray_ray_7112 Před 3 lety +21

      Yeah, that's the first thing I thought also, but then, most good comedy is relevant to the time frame when it was released.

    • @mr.v3061
      @mr.v3061 Před 3 lety +4

      @@sanketwalunj3937 Lmao, that's dark

  • @ethanlee4724
    @ethanlee4724 Před 3 lety +630

    Who came back here when you heard about the Beirut accident? All prayers go out to the victims and the families.

  • @ngawangwangchuk3878
    @ngawangwangchuk3878 Před 7 lety +1500

    When he said okay is the funniest thing

  • @userunknown3652
    @userunknown3652 Před 5 lety +8885

    Beirut parties are the best
    *Woman in hijab applauding as if she frequently goes lol*

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 Před 5 lety +823

      Not to night clubs but at Home , we know how to party .

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 Před 5 lety +372

      Tenzin Tsephel no , we dance , we eate , we take pictures maybe playing some games .

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 Před 5 lety +416

      Tenzin Tsephel some beleive it's Haram some don't and some don't Care .

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 Před 5 lety +333

      Tenzin Tsephel i beleive in this ( There shall be no compulsion in [acceptance of] the religion. The right course has become clear from the wrong.) Quran
      I should not judge anyone , only god judge people .

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 Před 5 lety +151

      Tenzin Tsephel no that's not true , give me the names of those countries .

  • @raam726
    @raam726 Před 3 lety +654

    Whenever I'm watching a Russell peters standup i feel like I am travelling the world. It's a beautiful feeling going through all these cultures and their idiosyncrasies.

  • @petershen5731
    @petershen5731 Před 3 lety +92

    His audience is diverse and MASSIVE

  • @shelby4you
    @shelby4you Před 5 lety +4702

    As an arab i find it very accurate !! Never knew our behaviors can turn out to be jokes ! 😂😂😂😂

  • @simalakamacuy
    @simalakamacuy Před 7 lety +951

    His Arab jokes always get me. This one is my favorite. I like the way he delivers and ends it up. Legend.

  • @NoorAlDeeN1
    @NoorAlDeeN1 Před 3 lety +723

    Im an arab (SyRia) and no matter how many times I've seen this video
    When i See it again
    I laugh as hell
    This guy is simply a genius :D
    btw
    EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE FUNNY JOKES

  • @rdl8878
    @rdl8878 Před 3 lety +97

    I'm Lebanese-Syrian and he's so right about the "okay" and the yelling.

    • @freepagan
      @freepagan Před 7 měsíci

      Lebanese and Syrians aren't Arabs. Only Arab speakers

  • @deusvultinfidel9184
    @deusvultinfidel9184 Před 6 lety +2160

    [Arabic accent] "The Yehudis will kill me, well before the cancer can, I don't have to worry about that!"😂😂😂

  • @AshwiniSharma
    @AshwiniSharma Před 7 lety +1838

    you just can't beat russell peters. man. this cracked me up the hardest in a while

    • @lordjaraxxus8568
      @lordjaraxxus8568 Před 7 lety +4

      Ashwini Sharma really? My dad shows me his videos, I don't find him funny, im trying to make myself laugh by watching his videos but I don't find him funny

    • @himanshushukla8086
      @himanshushukla8086 Před 7 lety

      Thanks

    • @suahabose4100
      @suahabose4100 Před 7 lety +24

      Lord Jaraxxus you don't need to tell someone else you don't think he's funny unless they asked lol. Ashwini thinks he's funny, and frankly I agree

    • @mohammadumarSharif
      @mohammadumarSharif Před 7 lety +1

      Ashwini Sharma kll

    • @diegocantu3425
      @diegocantu3425 Před 6 lety +4

      Na he is not funny he is hilarious.

  • @romysingh5624
    @romysingh5624 Před 3 lety +163

    His jokes are actually quite clever n well informed. I like how he binds it all together at the end

    • @mudrasingh7923
      @mudrasingh7923 Před 3 lety

      Hahaha lol 😂

    • @batmanarkham5120
      @batmanarkham5120 Před 2 lety

      True

    • @batmanarkham5120
      @batmanarkham5120 Před 2 lety +3

      As a Pakistani I can tell you that most of his Indian jokes directly fit us as well lol

    • @dibikagogo5399
      @dibikagogo5399 Před rokem

      @@jimhabsfan You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.

    • @dibikagogo5399
      @dibikagogo5399 Před rokem

      You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.

  • @mustafaalhadethee
    @mustafaalhadethee Před 3 lety +182

    Well, As an Iraqi person , i can confirm what he just said , he was describing us so damn well LOL

  • @jaidityasingh5548
    @jaidityasingh5548 Před 6 lety +2722

    Teacher: Did you complete your homework?
    Arab student: Of course, everybody does homework
    T: Did you bring it?
    A: Yes, sure
    T: Then show it
    A:*nods
    T: JUST SHOW ME THE EFFING HOMEWORK!
    A: OK, go straight then left and come back

  • @sumitagrawal1125
    @sumitagrawal1125 Před 6 lety +427

    When Russel said"the Iraq war could have been avoided" there was a little tension and discomfort in the crowd..it was so palpable 😅

    • @timaa.4379
      @timaa.4379 Před 5 lety +39

      That’s because it brings back bad memories

    • @faustinjudefx8728
      @faustinjudefx8728 Před 4 lety +35

      @@mojabar4920 bro wtf who does that?😂 im from the southern part of india called pondicherry and whatcha tellin is total bullshit

    • @mojabar4920
      @mojabar4920 Před 4 lety +1

      faustinjude fx i live in London mate and i know what i am talking about, respect

    • @tonysmith6967
      @tonysmith6967 Před 4 lety +17

      @@mojabar4920 You might be talking about Indian/South Asian Muslims who try so hard to be seen as Arab.

    • @jasamkojajesam6108
      @jasamkojajesam6108 Před 4 lety +4

      @@mojabar4920 nobody cares

  • @dinakay330
    @dinakay330 Před 3 lety +30

    Am iraqi and i can tell you with 100% certainty that this man is telling the truth

  • @user-br7id3eh4x
    @user-br7id3eh4x Před rokem +14

    I believe, as an Iraqi Arab citizen, that I have not seen anyone who is more courageous than my community and carries a broad culture.

  • @LabRynthisist
    @LabRynthisist Před 4 lety +277

    The "escalator" part is so fkin true. They point u directions and you can either be in limbo or alternate universe

  • @melodicnostalgic3823
    @melodicnostalgic3823 Před 5 lety +1451

    Most people didn't get the joke in the end ..
    Go Straight from Iraq, Then left, Then Right.. Leads to Afghanistan which is where U.S ended up looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction !!!

    • @kk8490
      @kk8490 Před 5 lety +41

      Oh damn😂

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx Před 5 lety +39

      😂🤣 how ingenious

    • @SocialStudiess
      @SocialStudiess Před 5 lety +30

      How did you come to that conclusion? Not saying you're wrong, not saying you're right. What's your proof?

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx Před 5 lety +5

      @@SocialStudiess proof is more than 2000 US soldiers have been killed by TALIBAN

    • @3wydreamer147
      @3wydreamer147 Před 5 lety +63

      @@suraj-op2bx taliban was created by the CIA to fight russians. look it up.

  • @azambrano4283
    @azambrano4283 Před rokem +65

    I lived in the Middle East for 4 years. If it weren’t for Russell Peters I never would have made it. Everything he says is true. It’s hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @mahmoudfarargy8362
    @mahmoudfarargy8362 Před 3 lety +19

    This is absolutely true especially in Egypt. You can ask someone for directions for example and 90% of them will give you the wrong direction instead of them saying "idk" it happened to me many times and it's annoying cuz most of the times you go far from the place you wanna be at.

  • @Chloeayoy
    @Chloeayoy Před 6 lety +586

    That Jew and Arab don't get along joke got silenced 😂

    • @assou4441
      @assou4441 Před 6 lety +11

      Eric Cartman what was the joke?

    • @trbl6151
      @trbl6151 Před 6 lety +28

      Russell played it off he kept going and went onto the next joke immediately

    • @odaenathus7825
      @odaenathus7825 Před 5 lety +20

      Afraid of being called "anti-Semitic"

    • @christopherbryanrenevdacio3549
      @christopherbryanrenevdacio3549 Před 5 lety +12

      That was about the joke of Israel and Palestine that doesn't work together as well, apparently many of them didn't get the joke...lmao

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo Před 5 lety +5

      I think he knew it's a challenge - it was more like a preparation for what's coming.
      Then he cracked the Bloomingdale joke, and later the chainsmoker in Beirut certain the 'Yehudi wil kill me before any cigarette'.

  • @jamilmacabanding7790
    @jamilmacabanding7790 Před 7 lety +418

    I love how his voice just drops when he's using an Arab accent. 😂😂😂

    • @mohdd138
      @mohdd138 Před 4 lety +19

      Because you will never find an Arab guy who sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet or trying to sing like Maroon 5

    • @tobyway5093
      @tobyway5093 Před rokem +1

      @@mohdd138 are you sure, I know some who get their eyebrows shaped haha are they women or what?

    • @mohammedattal8887
      @mohammedattal8887 Před rokem +4

      @@tobyway5093 Most arabs are men unlike some Ls in the Lgbtq

    • @f4wnz132
      @f4wnz132 Před rokem +2

      @@mohdd138 when I was 11, I went through puberty.... for the second time.

    • @mariebourgot4949
      @mariebourgot4949 Před rokem

      @@mohammedattal8887 Gay.

  • @echot.2664
    @echot.2664 Před 3 lety +30

    This is crazy true. I was raised in Saudi Arabia and I remember my dad's Arab friend promising my sister and I a German Shepherd dog. It's been years and I haven't gotten over it.

    • @monahf
      @monahf Před 2 lety +1

      Tell me did you get or Just waiting? l know a Friend who had the best german Sheperd dogs. Do you want me to contact him?

    • @souviksikdar1864
      @souviksikdar1864 Před 7 měsíci

      That is so sad ,because as kids we tend to believe such people.

  • @Tennis-3582
    @Tennis-3582 Před rokem +16

    That’s very true and spot on lol, I’m an Arab myself and I started paying attention right after I watched this video, with my friend anything I asked him he has an answer ready and started with ok lol 😂

  • @hichamlaaberi2346
    @hichamlaaberi2346 Před 7 lety +326

    4:19 .. 'Who the hell lies about an escalator?'
    '𝒃𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒂' 𝒈𝒖𝒚 '😁😁😁

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 Před 4 lety +1845

    Pilot on 911: "I am having a stroke! I can't feel my hands! Are you sure you can fly this plane?"
    Arab: "Yes of course. Everyone can fly plane."
    Pilot: "Do you think you could avoid the twin towers?"
    Arab: "Okay..."

    • @blackmomo6431
      @blackmomo6431 Před 4 lety +56

      Nice one 🤣 but RIP to those family

    • @maanasravishankar5465
      @maanasravishankar5465 Před 4 lety +3

      Amadeus 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @saidzaim4948
      @saidzaim4948 Před 4 lety +47

      Lool even though this is so fucking racist but ur comment got me laughing out loud lmfaooo

    • @aliennader758
      @aliennader758 Před 4 lety +36

      Yeah as if you dont know that it was an inside job. 👌

    • @simmonslack9088
      @simmonslack9088 Před 4 lety +57

      @@aliennader758 What? The CIA told them to fly straight, turn left and then right???

  • @dana9068
    @dana9068 Před 3 lety +26

    i LOVE his Arab accent 😂😂😂 so accurate

    • @Onlyme2015
      @Onlyme2015 Před rokem

      so racist

    • @ginch8300
      @ginch8300 Před 9 měsíci

      @@Onlyme2015 stfu it wasn't racist, also Arabic isn't a race, it's just a grouping of a ton of different ethnicities.

  • @biorythmic
    @biorythmic Před 4 lety +20

    Had an Algerian roommate, the "ok" way to start his speeches is so true. But not exactly the way he says it :)

    • @fastfeets2695
      @fastfeets2695 Před 3 lety +1

      Algerians are not Arabs

    • @snowfox9858
      @snowfox9858 Před 3 lety +4

      @@fastfeets2695 they are . north africa is full of arabs

    • @user-xz3lz2cp1q
      @user-xz3lz2cp1q Před 3 lety +4

      Fast Feets Arab is more of a culture nowadays. I’m Algerian, grew up speaking Arabic and around Arabic traditions but ADN wise it’s true we don’t have that much in common with the original Arabs.

    • @Suite_annamite
      @Suite_annamite Před 2 lety

      My girlfriend's Algerian, and she can't speak Arabic, and neither do most Algerians here. Just like Poles can't speak Polish.

  • @NikhileshSurve
    @NikhileshSurve Před 5 lety +905

    5:39 Do you have weapons of mass destruction?
    Yes, of course! Everybody has weapons of mass destruction 😂😂😂

    • @NikhileshSurve
      @NikhileshSurve Před 4 lety +35

      @@arnoldngonie4141 😂 Oh that sounds like a perfect plot for a sequel of _The Dictator._

    • @l.-.l
      @l.-.l Před 4 lety +1

      5:39

    • @vijaydanushkodi4980
      @vijaydanushkodi4980 Před 4 lety +20

      There's actually an ingenious of the joke that you are missing. From Iraq if you go straight, then left, then right. It leads to AFGHANISTAN! Which had weapons of mass destruction.

    • @NikhileshSurve
      @NikhileshSurve Před 4 lety +4

      @@vijaydanushkodi4980 But what weapons of mass destruction did Afghanistan had exactly? I'd say pakistan would be perfect.

    • @Bargains20xx
      @Bargains20xx Před 4 lety +1

      @@NikhileshSurve haha sure man! Even the dictator now makes sense to me

  • @lilyray363
    @lilyray363 Před 7 lety +18

    My manager was Arab and every time he'd say ''okay'' I'd roll my eyes so fucking hard

  • @RMJJ91
    @RMJJ91 Před 3 lety +44

    Russel Peters is like a panda: white, black and Asian.

  • @JungKook-ij6dj
    @JungKook-ij6dj Před 4 lety +2

    Always gets me every time... thanks russel. Go left then right...

  • @croatianguy7073
    @croatianguy7073 Před 5 lety +37

    Why isn't this guy the biggest thing in comedy? Look at that enormous crowd. Phenomenal! So diverse too. Get this guy a show!! He's too funny to ignore.

  • @MoroccoUnfiltred
    @MoroccoUnfiltred Před 5 lety +63

    As an arab that was my observation as well, just go to any coffee shop here and no matter whar subject you start, you will find"experts" who can explain to you easily how Quantum Physics work

    • @maiacalenda
      @maiacalenda Před 4 lety

      Is it the same for women, or is it gender-specific?

    • @HK-dq1eg
      @HK-dq1eg Před 4 lety +4

      @@maiacalenda it's not gender specific. Women are the same.

    • @HK-dq1eg
      @HK-dq1eg Před 4 lety +3

      @@maiacalenda its culture specific.

    • @Rahul_ke
      @Rahul_ke Před rokem

      Experts 😆

    • @blackmamba9950
      @blackmamba9950 Před 4 měsíci

      This happens in India as well. Older men are experts in everything from space to medicine to AI lol 😅

  • @deadmanavir
    @deadmanavir Před 3 lety +251

    This went from funny to sad over the course of a few days.

  • @t.g.8946
    @t.g.8946 Před 3 lety +11

    One of the ultimate part of Russell's work. Totally enjoyed it.

  • @yazanmr5267
    @yazanmr5267 Před 4 lety +209

    I am an Arab from Jordan
    Love all your videos my man
    Yes everything you said 100% true we don’t know how to say we don’t know

    • @alien4053
      @alien4053 Před 4 lety +8

      Lieing is not an attribute to be proud of.

    • @prince_m_h_d2513
      @prince_m_h_d2513 Před 4 lety +1

      Maybe this is only true in your country because I am not like this at all

    • @xlr8v
      @xlr8v Před 4 lety +3

      Im from Jordan and most people don't lie, even if we are not sure about something we mention that we are not sure or just say we don't know.

    • @abousifyazan1578
      @abousifyazan1578 Před 4 lety

      I was just kidding don’t you

    • @alien4053
      @alien4053 Před 4 lety

      @Kal El That's not what Yazan meant. He means that they will never simply say "I'm sorry I don't know" but instead will make up some other bullshit answer.
      It has nothing to do with not being able to express the phrase "I don't know". I'm pretty sure there is a version of that in every language.

  • @Bawn.Meedoh
    @Bawn.Meedoh Před 6 lety +305

    He not lying I was at Abu Dhabi with the same escalator problem

    • @DuckFace.
      @DuckFace. Před 4 lety +19

      @@abeerjunaid8872 bcuz you are the one who gives the direction for escilator

    • @dubaicsgopros5738
      @dubaicsgopros5738 Před 4 lety +3

      the thing is .. its only indians who work as security .. arabs would work in a shawarma place or a restaurant or perfume place
      in dubai that is

    • @lNIESTA34
      @lNIESTA34 Před 4 lety

      prise fucking raciste u use them like slaves, u talk about them like they can do only shit jobs

    • @iwonk2816
      @iwonk2816 Před 4 lety +1

      @@dubaicsgopros5738 lolz wat a lie...no wonder russell pointed out they wont tell you truth lolzz so trueee

  • @bernadinussteni7676
    @bernadinussteni7676 Před 3 lety

    Love this guy. Help to recover my gastritis very quick..GBU Russel and your family.

  • @TravelandPlaces
    @TravelandPlaces Před 2 lety +17

    This is arguably his funniest sitcom. Absolutely hilarious!

  • @zeckoj
    @zeckoj Před 7 lety +1594

    Lebanon!!!!!! My home. Everything you said is so accurate. Love your comedy Russell! Director from Toronto.

    • @johnmellon1820
      @johnmellon1820 Před 6 lety +32

      Lebon is cool because they're Christian.

    • @firasharb1454
      @firasharb1454 Před 6 lety +64

      No need to throw shade at the Muslims . Lebanon is simply more open minded then any other Arab country has NOTHING to do with Christians so don't be stupid and ignorant . .

    • @fullthrottle1542
      @fullthrottle1542 Před 6 lety +9

      John Mellon so its cool just cuz there are christians ? 😑

    • @johnmellon1820
      @johnmellon1820 Před 6 lety +6

      FULL THROTTLE Well of course. Alcohol is not permitted under Sharia. Have you been living in a cave for the past 1,000 years?

    • @nonofyourbiz6749
      @nonofyourbiz6749 Před 6 lety +1

      John Mellon
      ..but it still happens..

  • @SamarIqbal-ye3tg
    @SamarIqbal-ye3tg Před 6 lety +89

    “Do you know how to make a cake? Okay! First you get cake!” 🤣

  • @medixmpic
    @medixmpic Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Can you explain how to make a cake ?"
    "YES , so first you get a cake . Then you make it for 20 minutes"

  • @kiprotichenock5251
    @kiprotichenock5251 Před 3 lety +10

    Laughing my heart during quarantine

  • @peternderitu2085
    @peternderitu2085 Před 6 lety +151

    I can't get enough of this clip. Always makes me laugh to tears. "Okay".

  • @Mukeshmiktecrep
    @Mukeshmiktecrep Před 7 lety +125

    Whenever I feel sad, my hand gets out of control, goes to Mouse, goes to your youtube page, and clicks the playlist!

  • @tapestrytube
    @tapestrytube Před 3 lety +17

    This is so accurate. I created a website for a client then an Arab guy took over with zero knowledge of the technologies I used. After some time, he just created a new website and tells the owner that my website isn't compatible on their country so he created a new one. Tech people will know that that is a lie xD.

  • @shinobuu5439
    @shinobuu5439 Před 2 lety +11

    i laughed so hard ...this is sooo true as person living in an arab country , which is great 😂😂❤️

  • @lionessawaking42412
    @lionessawaking42412 Před 4 lety +79

    His accents are sooo on point. Arab men lie just as much as every other man. He’s tooooo funny... love ya😂😂😂

  • @floatingsara
    @floatingsara Před 4 lety +135

    This is by far one of the funniest and smartest sketches I've ever seen. Brave to tackle the subject of Arab people, since almost everyone is afraid of talking about them, unless they mean to offend. Instead, RP ended up with sensitive advice for the target,useful information for all the others (Arab men do like the Japanese? Didn't know that!) and made people laugh about a tragedy. Hats off, sir, you really are a Master!

    • @tylersmith3139
      @tylersmith3139 Před 2 lety

      Never seen anyone scared about taking about Arab people, seems like you're just biased towards them.

  • @user-js2xt8ob4d
    @user-js2xt8ob4d Před 3 lety +9

    Iraq told everyone that it did not have weapons of mass destruction, but everyone stood with the United States

  • @genejoost6718
    @genejoost6718 Před 3 lety

    Thank. You. Mr. Russell for the laughs in this diffuclt times u crack me up

  • @wickandde
    @wickandde Před 5 lety +80

    If you've ever had Arab friends you know how true this shit is 😂😂😂

  • @orneryokinawan4529
    @orneryokinawan4529 Před 4 lety +400

    I like how the Arabs coming on here to confirm lol.

    • @michellemuskeyn329
      @michellemuskeyn329 Před 4 lety +4

      Tomoko I thought that was pretty funny too 😂.

    • @hazmi911
      @hazmi911 Před 4 lety

      Okay, it's just to act less salty

    • @mysteriousman9731
      @mysteriousman9731 Před 4 lety

      Because they are stupid and without dignity

    • @doniamustafa8667
      @doniamustafa8667 Před 4 lety +7

      @@mysteriousman9731 yeah yeah I know yr fucking stupid don't confirm

    • @goldenapplegardens2988
      @goldenapplegardens2988 Před 4 lety

      What about Asian mafia , Racists and killing muslims and Christians in Asia ??

  • @wheretopeace
    @wheretopeace Před 3 lety

    This is the best one i have watched yours till now...and i have watched a lot on your channel

  • @katdareshruti
    @katdareshruti Před 3 lety

    Brilliant piece!!!

  • @vivetv3710
    @vivetv3710 Před 4 lety +481

    How to tell if someone is lying:
    They start their sentence with “wallah”.

    • @Bynaree
      @Bynaree Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah 😁

    • @soba1180
      @soba1180 Před 4 lety +14

      What about if they put "Insha'allah" in their sentence?

    • @sen_pa_9265
      @sen_pa_9265 Před 4 lety +5

      Same thing here but in some situations. When they want to do something in the future they say that. It means by god's will iwill do it

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 Před 4 lety +2

      We say that, too!

    • @kamilmusalat
      @kamilmusalat Před 4 lety +2

      ViVe TV I think he changed it to “ok” in order to not get in trouble 😆

  • @m33zerella
    @m33zerella Před 4 lety +94

    5:21
    *”WHAT?! IT WAS JUST THERE, ONE HOUR AGO!”*
    I’M CACKLING AAHAHHAAHAH

    • @user-oq9mk7fl5w
      @user-oq9mk7fl5w Před 4 lety +1

      LMAO

    • @gooddogg137
      @gooddogg137 Před 4 lety

      Hey you heard of this joke, it goes
      Knock Knock
      Who's there
      Kenya
      Kenya who
      Kenya guess who doesn't have a passport

  • @king9141
    @king9141 Před 3 lety +11

    Hes so good that he makes me forget that im laughing so hard all alone wishing not to wake up my neighbors

  • @fmamamaba1460
    @fmamamaba1460 Před 2 lety +8

    as an Arab woman I realized I genuinely never heard an Arab guy say I don’t know 💀

  • @tod4612
    @tod4612 Před 7 lety +536

    I'm Lebanese and i can confirm the accuracy of this

    • @lohithagangalapudi3524
      @lohithagangalapudi3524 Před 5 lety +12

      Tarek CH though this is irrelevant you are one hot Lebanese

    • @essinereb
      @essinereb Před 5 lety +4

      And a very cute one...I'm mexican so I can confirm the accuracy of real handsome guys...because they are the opposite from our guys 😛

    • @freshlove7926
      @freshlove7926 Před 5 lety +2

      Tarek CH - baby boy 😍😍😍😍😍

    • @ashishxoxo
      @ashishxoxo Před 5 lety +2

      You must party like there's no tomorrow.... Invitation wanted. and the blue cigarettes ;)

    • @ddardouk
      @ddardouk Před 4 lety +7

      LEBANON❤

  • @alaa6384
    @alaa6384 Před 5 lety +49

    Love from Iraq 🇮🇶 ❤️

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 Před 2 lety +5

    It was great how he setup the joke for the punchline.🤣👍

  • @uuuuu-re8pq
    @uuuuu-re8pq Před 2 lety +3

    This is the funniest I've ever heard in my life🤣😂. Greetings from the Middle East

  • @mohammedzabara5343
    @mohammedzabara5343 Před 7 lety +167

    ok...go straight then left then right.
    😂😂😂

  • @n017kingg7
    @n017kingg7 Před 5 lety +203

    i will never die of cancer LOL

  • @sweetpuppy12345
    @sweetpuppy12345 Před 2 lety

    No matter what. Video you see of Russell he always
    makes you laugh

  • @alaahassan4735
    @alaahassan4735 Před 3 lety +17

    As an Arab, i admit it saying no make you look bad so i have to make up a story 😔😔

  • @hdang1997
    @hdang1997 Před 7 lety +1213

    this is the best😂😂😂

  • @elbagrau
    @elbagrau Před 5 lety +132

    Hahahahaha.
    Everything He said is accurate. Like He grew up with us.

    • @maiacalenda
      @maiacalenda Před 4 lety +1

      Morello, how come is that so in your opinion? Is it the same for arab women or is it gender-specific?

  • @iamreallyright
    @iamreallyright Před 3 lety +2

    Absolute classic!

  • @abdelafaneh3062
    @abdelafaneh3062 Před 2 lety +47

    I’m Arab and this got to be the funniest shit ever

  • @keshab644
    @keshab644 Před 7 lety +8

    I love this man . I have a dream to watch his live performance some day , never got a chance yet. I have seen same videos multiple times . I always find them funny

  • @sean3671
    @sean3671 Před 5 lety +8

    Ive been watching random stand up on youtube for hours. This guy is the best!!

  • @CP-28
    @CP-28 Před rokem +1

    Nice one...ties in nicely 👍

  • @myhairisfullofhair3792

    I watched couple of your video clips and men I have to subscribe.

  • @Raxxer1993Q8
    @Raxxer1993Q8 Před 7 lety +179

    it's so surprisingly funny how accurate this is! 😂

    • @wasilaify
      @wasilaify Před 6 lety +2

      Really? Why do Arab men do this?

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 Před 6 lety +4

      Overwhelming sense of defeatism. Life is a competition EVEN to the smallest of matters. Not knowing stuff means that you have failed as a person. Hence why a question such as "do you know where the escalator is?" could mean something serious.

    • @wasilaify
      @wasilaify Před 6 lety +2

      It means their identity is totally based on how they're looked at by other people. Sad.

    • @halfvolley11
      @halfvolley11 Před 5 lety +2

      Arabs fight with each other a lot.

  • @mfernando3551
    @mfernando3551 Před 7 lety +7

    Love ❤️ this guy. He is by far the consistently the best comedian I have ever come across. Russell Peters you need to get yourself to London.

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 Před 2 lety +5

    I can watch this over and over and laugh each time.

  • @benanati4774
    @benanati4774 Před 2 lety +2

    I love all your work man, keep fighting the good (free speech) fight!

  • @zoomanime7727
    @zoomanime7727 Před 4 lety +47

    as an arab in Algeria we start the lie bye "chouf chouf " 😂😂

  • @RayahSlayys
    @RayahSlayys Před 7 lety +21

    This guy is so good!! How have I never heard of him before? I've been playing his videos for the past hour.. laughing, cackling rather, trying to muffle my voice, so as not to wake my 3 sleeping, yet rather volatile, bundles of mass destruction. ^_^

  • @GianetanSekhon
    @GianetanSekhon Před 2 lety +33

    Russell Peters can make you laugh when you are being insulted and also acknowledge that it's true.

    • @The_Jumpman
      @The_Jumpman Před rokem

      Exactly he isn’t hateful one bit

    • @Onlyme2015
      @Onlyme2015 Před rokem

      yeah well thats propagnda. Its racism in humor.

  • @pecelinaqina1518
    @pecelinaqina1518 Před 2 lety +1

    I really like your comedy show, 👍💚💜👏🤣🤣🤣🇫🇯🇫🇯🇫🇯🇫🇯, this is from Fiji

  • @mahmoudtaj_eldeen1784
    @mahmoudtaj_eldeen1784 Před 5 lety +25

    BIG hello from Egypt man! you are freaking good

  • @nassimyjunky6830
    @nassimyjunky6830 Před 7 lety +190

    that's a true story , i confirm about certain guys over here lol

  • @dr.mithunmuralikrishna
    @dr.mithunmuralikrishna Před 3 lety +23

    People of Lebanon : Do you know how to handle Ammonium nitrate
    Lebanese Polititian incharge : Yes... of course. OK, so....

  • @YamenNazer
    @YamenNazer Před 3 lety

    Hahahahahahha this is amazing video i loved it man❤️❤️😍😍🤣🤣🤣

  • @JsoldierEats
    @JsoldierEats Před 4 lety +55

    Russel peters , kills me all the time he’s a legend

  • @AHMEDSALEM-nb3oc
    @AHMEDSALEM-nb3oc Před 6 lety +68

    I’m arab and i find this hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @fujowpaiyingjowpai2885

    He's hilarious. Going to see him live in Atlantic City

  • @adityabasnett3149
    @adityabasnett3149 Před 3 lety +1

    My favorite comedian 👍