"Late-Night Bathroom Trips" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous
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- čas přidán 14. 06. 2017
- Women don't give a shit who they wake when they have to pee! Here's a clip from my 2016 special, "Almost Famous."
Watch the full special on Netflix! Click here: nflx.it/2pIWkbQ - Komedie
"im coming back to bed brother" cured my diabetes a little bit
Body slam
I'm coming back to the bed BROTHER ! I lost it right there lmao
Bro so did I lmao 😂😂
Pow body slam at 3 am!
Mani Bharathi
Yeah same here!
That makes it two of us!
Same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
**makes a fart sound**
Subtitle- Music
WHERE IS IT?! 😂😂😂
@@the_hanburger 3:15
lmao
hahahahahaha!!!!
Ah yes... Music to my ears
"I'm coming back to bed brother" 😂😂😭😭 i completely lost it there
I've watched this so many times in the past and everytime i watch it...that part makes me howl with laughter hahahahahha
*spring recoils in indian Accent*
nice observation
*pees in Arabic*
hahaha...likes ngah ve
*Taps in Bhangra*
Bahahahhaha so true
They told me to laugh more in life. I came to watch Russell.
same here
he is losing touch. his old stuff was way better
Dharm Yogi agree
Aniket Babuta ya your picture makes you look so happy
A deep PhD Thesis on Bodily Functions and Peeing ! Well Done Bro Detailed Bowel Movements for Taking a Dump Número 2 Please explain!!
As a woman, I confirm that I do go to the bathroom like how he described.
As a men I confirm that I do wake and make my way to bathroom so silently that I fee like a theif in my own house. We just care your sleep ladies.
Oh so your a LGBTQ person.
Yamamoto Isoroku Must be great not having any sex right?
@@realdude332 like defending a woman gets you laid everyday, right virgin?
Gaurav Singh Fuck their sleep. If they won’t respect my sleep why the hell should I respect theirs. You want respect, you gotta show respect.
6:42 _scrolling the comments to see if anyone else found Jus Reign in the audience..._
same bruh i saw him and im like let me go see if anyone else saw or if im just trippin
Who cares
@@likeplease7245 You obviously do if you're gonna waste your not so precious time to reply to me. Bye!
@@annakuwaso5648 lol nice one. Hate it when people actually write a message like they don't care. Looks like one of them who asks for 'Likes' too lol.
Yeah me tooo
6:41 Oh Shit it's Jus Reign.
7:40 on the left. Baisti complete.....lol
YoRoBro peep my boy
YoRoBro OMG
YoRoBro Omg yes!!!!!!
LOL..I was thinking that I know this guys..thanks for reminding the name :P
I have never laughed this hard before. I can't believe I had tears streaming down my face.
@ moonyprongs
R Peters is SOOOOO funny
@moonyprongs, Because probably this is your first watched video on this channel? xD
"Im coming back to bed, Brother!" *taps elbow* 😂😂😂
Mr. Peters
Russian guy : he he he😂😂🤣🤣
Laxmi Prasad Maharjan постоянно над этим смеюсь 🤣 Mr. Peter 😂😂😂
Ah yes
I get it
Good morning mr pidor
So true. Reminded me of my husband doing same. He passed away two years ago. He was 49. Thanks for reminding me how he cared for my sleep. I do have same problem if I hear small little noise if someone has to use bathroom at night. Even I try to avoid to go bathroom because than I can’t fall back asleep for an hour or so. I didn’t know that everyone has this issue. Thanks for this video. Wanted to laugh but sad at same time how my husband had to sacrifice for me. He was big fan of Rusell. That’s why I just started watching his videos.I watched some with my husband. He really had a good taste in everything especially shows. He was a Smart guy! He was Software Engineer. As Russell says if you are Indian you are in IT.
So ur single 😘
@@babla69420 ew
@@zypher3998 normie
😢 losing a friend and a sole mate. He still in your heart inspirit
This describes my wife with pin point accuracy. Such a fine tuned joke almost custom to my experience. I love this so much.
Bro, that was hilarious! I woke my wife up laughing so hard watching this. She said, “ Thanks for waking me up, now I have to go pee!” And, so it begins! 🤣🤣
Well ladies lemme tell Ya... That superman thing... It's real 😂
I've seen my husband make that pose. 🤣
Same as peeing outdoors😄
Fuck yeah bruh!
Stop spreading secrets!
Thats how corona spread 😆
I haven't laughed like that in a really long time lol God bless him
Waleed Syed Allah bless the infidel!!
All these years and he's still one of the most funniest comedians alive.
I wouldn't go that far, he's probably not in top 10 of the North American standupers, but he's funny for sure.
"You woke every body in the Northern Hemisphere up!" HAHA!
The amount of accuracy he talks about women when they pee is so accurate.
Yes, accuracy is accurate.
;D
I think Russel Peters has been spying on me because he just describe what I do with every single little detail
😂😂😂
"I'm coming back to bed, brother!" I'm fucking dead xD
he narrates in a way that I can picture out visually brilliant
"Coming back to bed, brother!"
**Sweet home Alabama**
Russell has the best sound effect from his mouth 😅
''I'm coming back to bed, brother!'' 7:32
Look out!😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Junior17 what's with that???
@@AswathReacher man poor Russell
Haha, it’s funny how the audience laughed so much at him describing his routine and his wife’s routine of going to use the bathroom late at night! That’s one of the hardest throughout a video that I’ve heard the audience laugh at his jokes!
The fact of how true this is is funny as hell 🤣🤣
100% accurate! 😹😹 My mom even does the “UUUUGGHH!” Sound.
Wtf??? 🙄🙄🙄
Billa bhai exactly my thought
I lost it when he said "I'm coming back to bed brother"
Body slam!
So relatable. My mom hated noise, especially while she's sleeping 🤣
Russel forgot one thing, the little fart at the end? I usually just part my hairy cheeks with one hand and lift my right leg ever so slightly to maintain stealth... Then I return the toilet lid (both of them) flush the toilet and then resume my stealthy return to peaceful slumber.
He's just the best. Can't get enough of his jokes.
He's simply best❤ Can't find any alternative of him...
George Carlin (unfortunately he died, but he was the best!!!)
check: George Carlin - 7 dirty words (best part)
George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92]
and about "Stuff"
owtena George Carlin is Russell's idol.
Wow! I didn't know that. Thanks ;)
owtena I don't know if that's sarcasm or not. 😂. But glad to be of help. I guess. 😅.
If you really didn't know, watch Russell interviewed by Larry King.
It's just cool to know that we're following the person/s who idolizes the Philosopher-Comedian George Carlin.
Black Sheep, I really didn't know that. English is my third language so I think my phrasing was wrong :D
Thank you, I'll watch his interview ;)
Easily my favorite comedian!
Who gives a shit about respecting a women's sleep when they don't give a shit about us!😬😬😡😡😡😡😡😬😬😬😬
@@marioiacolucci sexist
@@ILoveYani chill out!😬😬😬😬😬
I just found out about this comedic genius, and then he mentions a "jiu-jitsu roll" at 4:45... Mad respect!
When you wake up to pee in the middle of the night your senses are in a heightened state, it’s truly a phenomenon. You’re never tired
"Oh my god did I wake you? " LMAO!
I'm coming back to bed BROTHERRR.. I lost it LOL
What does he do sleep with hulk hogan
3 people in one bed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"the pee just cascades into the water"
Holy guacamole! This is so accurate when I think about me & my sister... I go in slowly & quietly but she storms in like a hurricane and slams the door.
6:41 its that youtuber jus reign
Yes it is :P
Yup
kashish baliyan some random youtube pussy?
kheyl Jenkins wtf why you hate em
Who?
I've lost it at the Hulk Hogan comparison! 🤣
My wife concurs every detail he described 🤣
Omg I’m dying😂😂😂 like every video I watch of him, I’m always dying of laughter and then my parents will just give me this weird look like “what the hell is wrong with her?” 😂 his jokes and accents r the best 😂😂😂
I know, right!
Too hilarious, like I am vindicated right now for decade of creeping to and fro after being afraid to move just yet to get out of bed and pee, and not wash my hands, lmfao.
(Hulk Hogan voice) "I'm coming back to bed brotha" 😂🤣
6:43 Even Jus Reign watches Russell
sidpunk629 YESSSSSS ! OH YESS ! *flow of satisfaction that someone noticed*
Who?
Mario Iacolucci He's a popular Indian CZcamsr .. You should go watch his vids :>
sidpunk629 hes canadian
Imperial791 Indian Canadian .. :P
I love this guy, his comedy just gets better
You are phenomenal Mr. Peters! I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 You’re hilarious 😂 I really would love to see you live one day!
6:41 on the left omg its jusreign😲😲
Eddie McMullen 😂😂
Suhail B. OMG. Who fucking cares about a no name loser
Eddie McMullen other than the 195 people who liked post?
@Eddie McMullen Other than 285 people? sure.
@@polynumerous7403 Russell Peters does, seeing as he acknowledged Jus Reign at the end of the special.
6:41 I see you Jus 😂
Who is she ?
Khaled Osama It's the Indian guy on the left. He's a popular CZcamsr named Jus Reign.
Khaled Osama its a indian youtube JusReign
Oh thanks
Is he a comedian ?
Yeah
Any guy who puts the lid back down at night is a 100% keeper. You don’t even have to be super stealthy or anything like that, just put the seat back down.
Y? Afraid rats will crawl out¿
Honestly, speaking to all guys, just sit down and pee. Ignore that stupid ass societal stigma. You know what they advantage of being a guy is? We have OPTIONS on how to pee, and sitting down is one of them. It's so much easier, and not to mention preferable when you're half asleep and don't have to aim.
@nahor88 At home, I always sit. And at night especially; that's much quieter. The pee has a much shorter distance to travel and it's guaranteed to hit the inside of the bowl.
I'm coming back to bed Brothah!!! 😂😂😂😂
"I'm coming to bed Brother" is what caused me to burst out laughing and get stares from my coworkers
God! I love this man!!!!! he makes jokes out of simple things 😂😂
Whenever I want to improve my mood I watch this piece and it never failed me. The best!
I dont know how relatable this is, but it made me laugh out amidst all the "get married" stress. Made my day!!!
Did you finally get married :D
even squidward likes his jokes
If i am stressed out. I watch this vid and laugh the stress off. His stand up is medicine for me. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 God bless him.
The hardest part about telling jokes is the delivery man and HE NAILS IT!!!
Young women doesn't seems to enjoy that bit while the older womens are enjoying it a lot😂
Because I don't do all of that! Except for the sighing when I sit down, because I stall until it's almost too late.
Russel Peters had the ladies laughing hard because they are guilty of the pee pee breaks disturbance over night.
Thnx for the exposure hehe
Right on
No kidding, I have NEVER laughed this hard in my life. You should have seen it happen, lmao
Quite possibly THE BEST comedian on this planet!
That tap dancing was the funniest part. watching on loop
6:43 Is it Jus reign! 😍 He's also a very very best of the comedian. Love his content on his channel.
I saw him too
That Hulk Hogan impression 👍👌😂😂😂😂
I will never wake to use the bathroom at night without thinking of this again. The tap shoes took me OUT. #accurateaf 😳😫😂
A masterpiece from the man Russell 👍👍
i love that during the bathroom joke the people fully laughing are women and couples.
3:17 I am under the impression that there are some farts that can only be set free when urinating.
Farting without judgements? What more could I possibly want?
This stand up comedy never gets old 😂🤣
This has to be one of the funniest jokes he's ever did!! I honestly laughed a lot. Like full laugh, not a small giggle or chuckle
I was drinking juice while watching and I almost choked myself 😂😂😂
bruh this was the most hilarious sketch ever!
Peeing on the side and not directly in water is so relatable🤣🤣
*"yeah bitch you woke everyone on the Northern Hemisphere up"*
I lost it. Now *I* have to pee 😂😂😂
Wholesome
"OMG did I wake you~~?" I'm dying!
he's telling the truth lol
ain't lying man
2:30 I swear I always do that so no one wakes up 😂😂😂😂
U genius.
The way he describe the opening the door is so accurate 😂😂
I love Russell Peters! Been a huge fan of him since I saw his show and heard his famous line, "Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad." I've always been a fan and I will always be a fan of him. Looking forward for more uploads! 💖😍😂
This is the most relatable thing ever!!!!!😂😂😂😂
I don’t remember the last time I laughed this Hard! 😂😂😂😂 #YouAreAwesome
Hii
the hulk hogan piece had me in tears. watched it over and over again
First time i ever cry while watching a comedian 😂😂😂
Literally watching this vid at 3 AM, contemplating whether I should go to the bathroom or just fall asleep...
idk if you're still trying to decide but i think you should go
After all these years, I still think of this every time I try to be quite when taking a piss. Classic man
It's not comedy. It's poetry ♥️ But seriously, so damn true.
I was eating while watching this video and I had a really hard time ensuring that the food don't come out of my mouth. This guy is hilarious
"I'm coming back to bed bruda" LMFAO
Ah the art of stealth. Its so true, every step, from pouring yourself quietly out of bed to slowly turning the handle to peeing stealthily.
Best Stand up Comedian
Excellent Job Russell
Go Raptors Go
We The North
The Six
Canada Rules 😀❤
5:58..…turn on captions
*U're* Welcome*
Omgg XD
😂😂😂😂 I was searching for this comment
man I'm so glad to see you back! you are too funny! 😂😂😂😂
Just noticed Jusreign sitting there laughing
I have noticed too! He is taking notes I guess!
The hippo comment and the Hulk hogan part made me crack up so hard !!
9/10 times in night, we pee like superman... 😂😂😂
you rock russell :)
This is one of the best ever...by anyone.
I'm back to bed brother !😂😂😂 The way he said it ...russell ur the best !