"Arabs" | Russell Peters - Red, White, and Brown

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 31. 10. 2016
  • This is why I don't do Arab Jokes! Here's a clip from my 2008 special, "Red, White, and Brown."
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 3K

  • @hadjalimohamedali104
    @hadjalimohamedali104 Před 6 lety +6128

    Im not offended but I'll talk to him later 😂

  • @iitimaii8011
    @iitimaii8011 Před 4 lety +3745

    Iraq: “it’s okay he wants to come, let him come”
    I’m an Iraqi and I can confirm all our wars involve a level of ‘come at me bro’

    • @rebelsara6102
      @rebelsara6102 Před 4 lety +46

      منجد ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

    • @Wafi_a
      @Wafi_a Před 4 lety +24

      That our history, when enemy attack, all the cold plans and intentions are revealed

    • @Gfors85
      @Gfors85 Před 4 lety +7

      Why do you need Foreign countries to teach you how to fight then? your army is pathetic.

    • @sampharoon
      @sampharoon Před 4 lety +97

      @@Gfors85 You need to understand Iraq's history in the past 30 years and the mutation of Iraq to understand why it took multiple wars involving several different coalitions to disarm and destroy the Original Army, the one that exists today unfortunately cant even protect the civilians from militias and foreign agents casually shooting and kidnapping people during simple protests because of economic hardships.

    • @Gfors85
      @Gfors85 Před 4 lety +1

      @@sampharoon so, no "let them come" then? cus, they cant defend for shit.

  • @Yorrito.
    @Yorrito. Před 4 lety +1714

    “I don’t do Arab jokes”
    *Proceeds to tell an Arab joke*

    • @hjui88able
      @hjui88able Před 4 lety +40

      that was kind of the joke..

    • @swaggertt3106
      @swaggertt3106 Před 4 lety +8

      Umm that was the joke smart ass lmao

    • @harellzi
      @harellzi Před 3 lety +1

      Yorrito Kun r/wooooosh

    • @jamah3842
      @jamah3842 Před 3 lety

      One race joke he doesnt do is WHITE JOKE

    • @reaper_boixx3126
      @reaper_boixx3126 Před 3 lety

      I was about to type that 😂😂😂😂

  • @maguli__
    @maguli__ Před 5 lety +390

    “I Kill me!.... and YOU!” Amazing build up! As an Arab, I cracked up! 😂 😂 😂

  • @myme8208
    @myme8208 Před 6 lety +4054

    I swear arabs are chill people but no one really know us. Look up fluffy stand up when he was in Arab countries.

    • @osos3867
      @osos3867 Před 5 lety +22

      @Guy Best Then we go on a school shooting spree. No wait...

    • @osos3867
      @osos3867 Před 5 lety +14

      @Guy Best No wait... it's not worse than shooting school kids

    • @osos3867
      @osos3867 Před 5 lety +14

      @Guy Best Where are you getting your information? I'm an Arabic speaker and this is the first time I've heard of such thing.

    • @osos3867
      @osos3867 Před 5 lety +51

      @@jujufr2213 shut yo infidel ass up lol

    • @teresasanchez7809
      @teresasanchez7809 Před 5 lety +45

      Chill - like an ice cube? Lol
      Married to an Arab family- cause you don’t just marry the man!
      I will say that you are the most family dedicated culture on earth- live together- shop together- invest together.

  • @alesiayw
    @alesiayw Před 5 lety +1843

    This guy can single handedly Unite all nations. Russell Peters promotes world peace ☮️

  • @zenlanfleek6580
    @zenlanfleek6580 Před 4 lety +675

    *I laughed so hard, that I forget I'm an Arabian*

    • @humzakhan9710
      @humzakhan9710 Před 4 lety +27

      Tom Got The Sauce , your obviously not Arab, you said Arabian

    • @zenlanfleek6580
      @zenlanfleek6580 Před 4 lety +23

      @@humzakhan9710 *You're very smart, glad someone knows how to use that extra IQ of our mind*

    • @humzakhan9710
      @humzakhan9710 Před 4 lety +1

      And you not being Arab is probably the reason you find such jokes so funny, the white man loves to make fun of people who are different from him and make fun of how strange they’re

    • @zenlanfleek6580
      @zenlanfleek6580 Před 4 lety +2

      @@humzakhan9710 *I'm an Arabian and you got no fucking way to deny that, so please don't land on my fucking red zone*

    • @shaheedbhaghatsingh3974
      @shaheedbhaghatsingh3974 Před 3 lety +5

      @@humzakhan9710 well Russell Peters isn't white u fvckn fool he's Indian born and raised in Canada

  • @dingleberryhandpump802
    @dingleberryhandpump802 Před 4 lety +343

    "You're a stone's throw away from each other."
    LMAO

  • @bassamabulela
    @bassamabulela Před 7 lety +4637

    I'm an Arab and that cracked me up 😂

  • @circleoflife3749
    @circleoflife3749 Před 6 lety +1988

    He is total right about media's. #fakenews

    • @flexalot9403
      @flexalot9403 Před 5 lety +20

      NP H him and Trump are correct

    • @Amir-dn4jp
      @Amir-dn4jp Před 4 lety +2

      Rosida Andriyana what do u mean

    • @lastnamefirstname5295
      @lastnamefirstname5295 Před 4 lety +8

      @@flexalot9403 info wars and mainstream media are pinned up by both sides to divide

    • @bandanasaikia6048
      @bandanasaikia6048 Před 3 lety +4

      True he is, media portrays a whole different things into people's Mind

    • @muhammadfauzan3014
      @muhammadfauzan3014 Před 3 lety +7

      @Miss Julie you're shitty faker islam is peaceful religion

  • @ahmedbdhief996
    @ahmedbdhief996 Před 4 lety +1406

    he's probably one of few comidians who can get away with race jokes

  • @user-br7id3eh4x
    @user-br7id3eh4x Před rokem +22

    I believe, as an Iraqi Arab citizen, that I have not seen anyone who is more courageous than my community and carries a broad culture.

  • @fitnfab6522
    @fitnfab6522 Před 5 lety +54

    Love how comedians are now talking about issues, "stereotypes," through laughter. Not just a laughing matter but addressing serious issues. This is one form of protesting.

  • @Melisand3
    @Melisand3 Před 7 lety +127

    this one.. red, white and brown tour is my favorite!!!

  • @hebazatar56
    @hebazatar56 Před 4 lety +86

    I am an Arab and I find this extremely funny 🤣 my stomach hurts

  • @timothyjolley897
    @timothyjolley897 Před 5 lety +86

    Best comic I've Ever watched. Minute 1:55 explains everything. People are misrepresented, based on cultural stigmas. We need more People like Russel Peters in this world. Speak the truth.

  • @DeepForestRex
    @DeepForestRex Před 6 lety +1514

    “They’ll show you an Asian guy then a car accident” that one cracked me up xD
    I’m Asian btw. I’m part Singaporean.
    Edit: yes, I know Singapore is a nationality, not an ethnicity. Please stop telling me that

  • @ryj585
    @ryj585 Před 6 lety +174

    I think the great thing about Russel is he gives you jokes along with information even if it’s stupid sometimes...

  • @tarektahan7759
    @tarektahan7759 Před 4 lety +134

    As an Arab, his jokes kill me to the point it loses its offensiveness

  • @floatingsara
    @floatingsara Před 4 lety +36

    "You kill me? I kill me!" Monty Python at its finest. I hadn't laughed that hard in a while

  • @bentsoltane1695
    @bentsoltane1695 Před 6 lety +439

    "Sharmout Abyad"! LMFAO! "I kill me"!!! OMG I'm Arab too and this is so us!

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Před 5 lety +4

      All racial groups have had moments where they kill each other over petty disagreements. The Arabs are just finally getting their "moment" after 6k years :P

    • @aliabadi9330
      @aliabadi9330 Před 4 lety

      he is Indian brown

    • @turkialashiekh
      @turkialashiekh Před 4 lety +1

      @Lol Rofl But he made a joke about every other race, are we not allowed to touch white people?

    • @Amghannam
      @Amghannam Před 3 lety

      @@StarboyXL9 lol not really, even thousands of years ago, different tribes were fighitng each other.

    • @shankhadeepmandal978
      @shankhadeepmandal978 Před 3 lety

      Sorry, a bit late into the conversation.....because i am seeing this comment just now....but what does it mean??? Sharmout abyad????......i guess its a very common arabic abusive phrase????

  • @amirrathaur9248
    @amirrathaur9248 Před 7 lety +421

    Have so many memories watching this with my cousins! 😂😂❤️

    • @lf9471
      @lf9471 Před 6 lety +8

      Amir Bageria you were in audience?

  • @halal474
    @halal474 Před 5 lety +194

    I am Iraqi and whatever he says it true. When I went to visit I was shocked to see Christians in a mosque 🕌 since it was the death of Hussain. the media will never show that even though it’s a regular thing over there.

    • @Msaya-bh4il
      @Msaya-bh4il Před 4 lety +2

      @Jean Mikhael weakness

    • @melissafeds1344
      @melissafeds1344 Před 3 lety +14

      Saddam Hussain I read somewhere years ago before the war, actually protected the Christian population in his country from the extremists. Now look at Iraq. Its in disarray. Its sad. The Christians r no longer safe there.

    • @Ssookawai
      @Ssookawai Před 3 lety +19

      @@melissafeds1344 even muslims aren't safe,dear. People are bombed INSIDE mosques... fine let's suppose that we don't like Christians, which kind of a person wouldn't mind HIS OWN killed in HIS place of worship?
      Those who attack places of cult, regardless of what they are, are the DEVIL in person.
      I'm muslim and I don't see the kind of ISIS and alqaida and co as muslims, not because I want to strip from any responsibilities, it's just impossible to be called muslims when you kill civilians in a market (they weren't even fighting) and people praying, no matter what religion they follow. If you really have a problem with them, let them at least pray in peace and "fight" when both of you decide to play civil war between people HOLDING weapons, civilians can't be fought in quran, it's strictly forbidden and it's marked explicitly in quran as "killing the whole humanity ".

    • @Ace-yk1fs
      @Ace-yk1fs Před 3 lety

      @@Ssookawai Gonna take a good guess and assume youre shia

    • @kitenoticing
      @kitenoticing Před 3 lety +3

      Melissa Feds because Israel hates Christians.

  • @Louie88
    @Louie88 Před 5 lety +28

    My favorite comedian. Seen him live too and he’s even funnier

  • @__M7MD
    @__M7MD Před 5 lety +323

    I’m an Arab and i laughed he wasn’t rude or racist he’s just funny

    • @rukia5678
      @rukia5678 Před 2 lety +10

      Alot of his jokes are based on some truth.

    • @fmamamaba1460
      @fmamamaba1460 Před 2 lety +5

      @@rukia5678 yeah we know bc in every race (or basically a group of people) exists the good and bad also a lot of jokes about groups of people in general are based on what the bad side of the ppl do that’s why you also see a lot of jokes abt white ppl being racist and stuff

    • @ssfdf7751
      @ssfdf7751 Před 2 lety +1

      @@rukia5678* stereotypes

    • @rukia5678
      @rukia5678 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ssfdf7751 The stereotypes are based on some truths because I'm half Arab and I personally experienced a lot of these or closest to these with my family. And we're fine with these jokes because they're someway truthful.

    • @ssfdf7751
      @ssfdf7751 Před 2 lety

      @@rukia5678 what exactly did you experience

  • @Halfdan96
    @Halfdan96 Před 5 lety +53

    I looked for many stand-up comedies talking about us
    He is the best 😂
    Love from Saudi Arabia

  • @drvince0725
    @drvince0725 Před 4 lety +15

    Russell Peters is the best comedian impersonator of accents for me
    Ever

  • @illuminant-
    @illuminant- Před 5 lety +132

    *Okay...*
    Go Straight, Then Left, Then Right..

  • @kenc.d8200
    @kenc.d8200 Před 6 lety +123

    Laughter is the best medicine for good health .

  • @areyoulostbabygorl7175
    @areyoulostbabygorl7175 Před 6 lety +802

    I’m Lebanese and I died of laughter 😂🇱🇧

  • @FREE_LAND_1
    @FREE_LAND_1 Před 2 lety +26

    As an Arab I agree with u 100% man
    😅🤣🤷☝🏾🇵🇸

  • @fatma8901
    @fatma8901 Před 5 měsíci +6

    لا أعرف عندمآ بدأ يتكلم عن USA والعراق بدأت أشعر بل حزن على بلدي😕

    • @Nourita_at...
      @Nourita_at... Před 4 dny +1

      جميعنا شعرنا بالحزن 😢 على حال دولنا العربية 💔💔
      🇩🇿❤️🇵🇸❤️🇮🇶

  • @buurtchase8760
    @buurtchase8760 Před 6 lety +306

    457 journalists disliked

    • @KC-jw5yz
      @KC-jw5yz Před 5 lety +2

      457 Right Wing idiots disliked

    • @lastnamefirstname5295
      @lastnamefirstname5295 Před 4 lety

      Eh, both political spectrum extremists tend to let dudes fuck their wives

  • @June-qw4mc
    @June-qw4mc Před 6 lety +888

    Sharmot abyad!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @georgesalkhoury1983
    @georgesalkhoury1983 Před 4 lety +773

    Hey everyone,
    Im actually an Arab from Lebanon, and I wasnt in any way offended by this show. But anyway, there are a few things that u people should to know.
    - We are not terrorists
    - We are decent people
    - We are highly educated people
    - Arab people and especially Lebanese people are so genuine, helpful and friendly.
    - We are so Generous, especially when it comes to greeting a Guest, ull never experience thay until u visit Lebanese at his house.
    - There are Millions of Christians in the middle east, and im one of them.
    - Lebanese people thrive to succeed, and nothing can stop them.
    - The thing about Arabs who pretend to know about everything, it's because Arabs in the middle east are born to survive and not born to live.
    The circumstances of living in the middle east are so hard, and dangerous, the wages are low, the prices are so expensive, therefore to survive in the middle easy, you gotta pass through a lot, and life in the middle east teaches you a lot, so thats why we kinda know how to fix anything.
    - We love life more than any other population or ethnicity, we are the only people who tend to go out every single day, even if we are broke.
    Love You

    • @bigbobbybob6810
      @bigbobbybob6810 Před 4 lety +3

      Well said

    • @aloush568899
      @aloush568899 Před 4 lety +3

      Brillant talk

    • @xiuxin78
      @xiuxin78 Před 4 lety +2

      i like lebanese too. love the food and friendly people

    • @monbautista1365
      @monbautista1365 Před 4 lety +7

      i can relate to that, and I agree that the media just shows what you want them to see. Like in our case, me as a Filipino, I have lived my whole life here in the Philippines, with frequent visits to Saudi Arabia as a perk of family members working there when I was very young, and have not even visited most parts of my own country until now, because we're always broke, and money always anywhere where it's needed to be: bills, bills, and more bills. I can also remember the time when I was in KSA, dad always drives us around areas where the rich hang out, and where the poor ones are. When it comes to levels of poverty for a single Saudi, it isn't any different with a poor Filipino. Somehow we were still fortunate to get things going in our lives to maintain our needs, but when years came by, and we the children have our turn of doing things seriously in life, we would also feel the same way of how hard it is to really live. It's like having a "we work until we die" attitude, and then a daily trend of "keeping up with society" that burns money faster than spending more for our daily needs. While the world sees us through TV and other media outlets which are always edited to look good, but never shows the boring side of everything else. And with everything happening to the world as of this moment, we strive to survive for everyone we love aside from ourselves, and just always wear a smile each and everyday just to forget our problems for a while.
      TBH, his jokes towards any ethnicity is half meant as an insult, but it also doesn't bother me at all since it's somehow half true. We'd always say " Yeah, that's us alright. Yeah, we do that", and I wouldn't feel bad about it either because it makes me laugh. Good times.

    • @someguy3508
      @someguy3508 Před 4 lety +8

      Idk about Arabs but imo the most hospitable people are in the Mediterranean. Greeks, Italians, Spanish people. I know this for a fact for us Cypriots at least. Only our old people are kinda racist because that's how they grew up but even them are hospitable and welcome, and they also lived war (1974 Turkey invasion). Tbh Turkey is the only country we hate as a whole.

  • @emoticonfeliz2129
    @emoticonfeliz2129 Před 3 lety +13

    "I'll kick the shit out of you!"
    "I'll kick the shit out of myself!"
    That's soooo relatable 🤣👌

  • @lailan5483
    @lailan5483 Před 6 lety +60

    Omg I love thisss I’m Arabic from Syria as well this is sooo relatable 😂 🇸🇾

  • @greekknighty2563
    @greekknighty2563 Před 5 lety +73

    " I kill me", had me dying for more than two minutes.

    • @mustafaal-jubori7072
      @mustafaal-jubori7072 Před 3 lety

      i will kill me if you can defeat me at video games or i will kill me if you have enough ability to stop me , that expressions in arab communities using when someone have confident in yourself and he trusts no one can defeat him or stop him
      that expression not real is just less from another person that wants to face you or challenge you😁😎

  • @faisalalan8633
    @faisalalan8633 Před 2 lety +82

    I'm Arab and laughed so much 😂

    • @faisalalan8633
      @faisalalan8633 Před 2 lety

      @M 🤔

    • @srt-1004
      @srt-1004 Před 2 lety

      مبسوط يالبصله؟

    • @faisalalan8633
      @faisalalan8633 Před 2 lety

      @@srt-1004
      نعم لكن ما يقدرون يبسطوني مثل أختك!

    • @srt-1004
      @srt-1004 Před 2 lety

      @@faisalalan8633 شكلك متعود يقولون كلام هذا لي اختك تحسب ناس سوا 😂

    • @nanami251
      @nanami251 Před rokem

      @M بوه ترجمه

  • @thekgbcomrade
    @thekgbcomrade Před 3 lety +14

    His Arabic accent is so cool
    As an Arab I need to train on it goddamn I feel proud talking English in Arabic accent

  • @alhalabi1
    @alhalabi1 Před 5 lety +42

    Hahahaa this man is sooo accurate... I'm Syrian and I can relate, when the US, UK and France attacked us we went out on our balconies staring at the missiles flying and falling apart, it was like watching a firework show.

  • @sushantodas5948
    @sushantodas5948 Před 6 lety +37

    "Oh yeah,you kill me",Best

  • @GodBlessPFLP
    @GodBlessPFLP Před rokem +5

    He meant to say “they will show you an Indian guy and a 7/11, and they’ll you show an Arab guy and 9/11”.

  • @UssyMustyYS
    @UssyMustyYS Před 4 lety +7

    I remember watching this back in secondary school. Good times

  • @coolhari2000
    @coolhari2000 Před 4 lety +5

    He was at his peak during this. Funny and creative Russell come back in 2020.

  • @waddahelyaman8984
    @waddahelyaman8984 Před 4 lety +39

    Man I’m an Arabic and I couldn’t stop laughing especially in sharmot part or the part you talk Arabic

    • @jaddal2215
      @jaddal2215 Před 3 lety +3

      You're an Arabic? Yeah I highly doubt that. Arabic is a language, Arab is a race

    • @waddahelyaman8984
      @waddahelyaman8984 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jaddal2215 I’m not good in English so why wouldn’t you shut your ass

    • @nightcrawler2126
      @nightcrawler2126 Před 2 lety +1

      @@waddahelyaman8984 chill man i get what u mean

  • @xxxxxGRANDxxxxx
    @xxxxxGRANDxxxxx Před 4 lety +292

    We arabs we always fight with each other. But when someone from out side do somthing we will stop the fight and kick his ass. Then we will continu our fight 😂

    • @betterfly7398
      @betterfly7398 Před 4 lety +25

      Except it is neither true nor funny.

    • @Greetpartalzaim
      @Greetpartalzaim Před 4 lety +4

      Better Fly true as fuck lmao

    • @Ssookawai
      @Ssookawai Před 4 lety +21

      @@betterfly7398 it's true.
      The reason is simple: tribalism. So tribes tend to get into conflicts and when some foreigner comes into the game, he becomes the "true foreigner" so they create alliances momentarily to fight him! 😂😂😂

    • @jlmoodhd7415
      @jlmoodhd7415 Před 4 lety +6

      @@betterfly7398 it's true..

    • @Johnny-hd7hi
      @Johnny-hd7hi Před 4 lety +5

      I’m arab N it’s not true cuz arabs nowadays fight each other N let Usa N Russia fuck us

  • @alialsaadi8117
    @alialsaadi8117 Před 4 lety +31

    Im iraqi and this guy really made me laughhh😂😂😂

  • @samx4435
    @samx4435 Před 5 lety +12

    Loved it, thank you for trying to explain that we're not all stereotype Arab

  • @fahaders
    @fahaders Před 3 lety +16

    Salam to all Arabs ❤️

  • @hamzanawaz7945
    @hamzanawaz7945 Před 4 lety +13

    The Arabs are very famous for their hospitality.

  • @dkdc2402
    @dkdc2402 Před 4 lety +11

    Intelligent comedy!
    Brilliant 👌
    This guy here should be the brand ambassador for WORLD PEACE !

  • @vishnukamdar7200
    @vishnukamdar7200 Před 5 lety +50

    He's so original with his content.

  • @kookiedough2441
    @kookiedough2441 Před 5 lety +38

    An Arab from Bahrain 🇧🇭🇧🇭😂❤️

  • @emiranup
    @emiranup Před rokem +8

    His expressions are just amazing 😅😆

  • @habibi6ixtv501
    @habibi6ixtv501 Před 2 lety +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 these never get old !

  • @narnaize
    @narnaize Před 6 lety +264

    Damnn, you must have really thick skin to hang around this guy.. His jokes are more of a insult kind but facts in reality. Hahahaha

    • @BowlerTheHatGuy
      @BowlerTheHatGuy Před 5 lety +10

      I think its typical American humour.

    • @shre1593
      @shre1593 Před 5 lety +10

      No u just can’t be over sensitive, u don’t have to have thick skin, As long as u can take a joke like a normal person this guy’s great

    • @laq5796
      @laq5796 Před 5 lety +2

      We don't really care, when he said "sharmoot abyad!" It fucking killed me 💀💀

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon Před 5 lety

      Very true😂

    • @davidamedi4254
      @davidamedi4254 Před 4 lety

      @@BowlerTheHatGuy i wouldent☺

  • @Elkaramy
    @Elkaramy Před 5 lety +14

    Am from Lybia and Ma dying of laughfinggggggg 🇱🇾🇱🇾🇱🇾

  • @amihum
    @amihum Před 4 lety +10

    "There might very well not be over there". Ive seen this so much I know thats the thumbnail.

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 Před 2 lety +6

    This guy is paradoxally an epic genious in his comedy life and he well deserves to be seen as one in this sector. I put him next to Ross Noble of England, Dylan Moran of Ireland and Rafał Pacześ of Poland on my shelves of actually fucking genious comedians..

  • @SuperSas89
    @SuperSas89 Před 6 lety +111

    ha,ha ...hey cousins don't worry , I will talk to him after

  • @amongbelievers1561
    @amongbelievers1561 Před 6 lety +38

    I need to comment this.. i kill me was the best part 😂😂😂😂😂can't stop

  • @anassyria5176
    @anassyria5176 Před 4 lety +12

    I guess the boys actually did talk to him after. Because I haven't seen any videos since then from this guy))

  • @Jonny---nm4lw
    @Jonny---nm4lw Před 5 lety +3

    I love how you have different facial expressions to amplify the stereotypes

  • @user-ts1hc4rn6c
    @user-ts1hc4rn6c Před 6 lety +136

    I am Arab and this is funny.

  • @mahdiwg5453
    @mahdiwg5453 Před 4 lety +53

    where's my LIBYANS at 🇱🇾🇱🇾🇱🇾🔥

  • @mariebernard90
    @mariebernard90 Před 2 lety +16

    I'm moroccan and this killed me🇲🇦😭😭😭😭

  • @bbbtttify
    @bbbtttify Před 4 lety +18

    If Khabib was an Arab: ‘Send me location’

  • @hecticofficial293
    @hecticofficial293 Před 4 lety +16

    Im filipino and half Chinese I was born in United Arab Emirates Dubai and was raised here for 13 year's I miss my arab friend's 🤣

    • @al.345
      @al.345 Před 4 lety

      How luckyy,I'd love to live in Dubai one day

    • @adad-ec6ht
      @adad-ec6ht Před 3 lety

      Your Arab masters, you mean.

    • @hecticofficial293
      @hecticofficial293 Před 3 lety

      @@adad-ec6ht why masters

    • @firasharb1454
      @firasharb1454 Před 2 lety

      @@adad-ec6ht STFU

    • @hashira9223
      @hashira9223 Před 2 lety

      @@adad-ec6ht can u just stfu and stop throwing your dumb myths about us, everyone knows what u means

  • @IsmaelDemi1002
    @IsmaelDemi1002 Před 6 lety +6

    That was Russell best Stand up

  • @sylvialupehernandez9154
    @sylvialupehernandez9154 Před rokem +4

    Latinos and Arab get mistaken for each other many of times.

    • @azoz6797
      @azoz6797 Před rokem

      i love latinos. mi botas 😂❤

  • @othmanabuothman5137
    @othmanabuothman5137 Před 4 lety +5

    Arab man here 😆 2019 we love you russell ❤️🌹

  • @hwages505uae3
    @hwages505uae3 Před 7 lety +324

    From UAE 🇦🇪 Dubai 🌹 like you

    • @ahmedsaker3833
      @ahmedsaker3833 Před 6 lety

      Steve Larson race mixing with who?

    • @greeksalad84
      @greeksalad84 Před 6 lety +8

      Hwages 505 UAE do you have a Ferrari?

    • @goldeneye5307
      @goldeneye5307 Před 6 lety +29

      אנונימית אנונימי shut your fuking mouth son of bitch .l.

    • @R_K_A_
      @R_K_A_ Před 6 lety +52

      אנונימית אנונימי
      Stop stealing other land and shelling children and women. You cowards Zionists.

    • @user-yi4ki2us4j
      @user-yi4ki2us4j Před 6 lety

      قحطاني من دبي

  • @razakovakbar
    @razakovakbar Před 3 lety +10

    WARNING: these series are more addictive than Netflix episodes

  • @MoMagaleo
    @MoMagaleo Před 4 lety +3

    This is great, I'm an arab stand up comic and I have 1 or 2 great arab joke. But this is great from start till end.

  • @DobbyPetProducts
    @DobbyPetProducts Před 4 lety +3

    Who knew that he already did the same joke 8yr before but still I like to watch it😂
    Edit: I mean 8yrs before this video was uploaded

  • @mustafairaq7367
    @mustafairaq7367 Před 5 lety +2043

    Question: What does the Qur'an say about committing suicide?
    Answer: Islam does not allow it under any circumstances.

    • @TheTrueLDS
      @TheTrueLDS Před 5 lety +123

      FreeSilio
      It’s a long story lmao

    • @FreeSilio
      @FreeSilio Před 5 lety +164

      I think the trick is simple: they don't consider that as suicide but rather as "fighting the enemy", so when the suicide bomber dies killing a lot of "enemies" he's not a suicide but a hero.
      That's part of the 'magic' of each and every religion: you can redefine words the way that's more useful for your purposes.

    • @bakbakbakduck
      @bakbakbakduck Před 5 lety +254

      FreeSilio No.
      Thats not even allowed.
      I think you mean if a guy died DEFENDING his country that would get you to heaven. But attacking civillians isnt allowed

    • @FreeSilio
      @FreeSilio Před 5 lety +49

      "attacking civillians isnt allowed"
      Yet they do, so a different interpretation that yours is possible, and the suicide bombers still blow up themselves (and lots of innocent people) screaming "allahu akbar". Are they wrong in doing so? Does not your interpretation of the book allow that? Still the fact remains that they do it and pretending that they're not muslims sounds like a "no true scotsman" fallacy.
      And by the way: even the concept of "DEFENDING" one's country may sometimes be ambiguous: who it's 'defending' it's own countries? Palestinians or Israelis? Black south africans or white farmers? I don't want to assume either of those positions but I can't deny that there're different opinions on the topic.

    • @unclepodger
      @unclepodger Před 5 lety +11

      FreeSilio no u

  • @Christknight1991
    @Christknight1991 Před 7 měsíci +4

    A stones throw away from each other lol

  • @dkdc2402
    @dkdc2402 Před 4 lety +1

    Media projected so intelligently.
    Incredible !!
    He has got brains.

  • @maskedous1087
    @maskedous1087 Před 4 lety +45

    Need his location for research purposes. I'm Arab by the way.

    • @alonzomartii
      @alonzomartii Před 3 lety +5

      Los Angeles. You gonna talk to him later? Haha

  • @felthemeart8258
    @felthemeart8258 Před 4 lety +89

    Let me get this clear to you. not every arab is islamic okay ? im, I'm christian.. y'know.
    edit: sorry, I fixed arabic to arab.

    • @cleetusmcdonald6574
      @cleetusmcdonald6574 Před 4 lety +20

      felthemeart you’re not arabic you’re Arab, Arabic is the language you speak. And it’s not Islamic it’s Muslim just saying

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal Před 4 lety +13

      @@cleetusmcdonald6574 you know he is clearly lying when he uses "Arabic" instead of "arab"

    • @masumamiah101
      @masumamiah101 Před 4 lety +1

      Arab*

    • @lailamikhail1475
      @lailamikhail1475 Před 4 lety +6

      crashpal why he's lying?
      It's obviously his first language not English so he make mistakes

    • @buahmed1679
      @buahmed1679 Před 4 lety

      ​@@cleetusmcdonald6574
      btw dude Arab is the nation name or a group of people .. I can't say I'm Arab guy because I'm a single person so if ill say to which nation am i .. then I should say I`m Arabic guy or if ill talk about single dude then ill say Arabic man Arabic women Arabic kid .. or even to food clothes ... etc... if ill talk about a group of people then ill say Arabian people or Arabian history Arabian teams Arabian culture ....but when you want to talk about nation or group of countries as a single thing like Arabs land Arabs mind Arabs job Arabs school then u should use the word Arab ... and btw that's from the English language because the Arab nation doesn't have the same grammar ... and the name itself wrong I call any single person Arabi to the male or if ill talk about my self.. and Arabiya / Arabiyah to the female.. and My / Our language Al-Arabiya isn't Arabic and Arabia to the single counties like Saudi Arabia I cant say Saudi Arab or Arabic or Arabian .. Arab its the nation name and the right way to say Alarab not even Arab or ill talk about a group of countries ill say Arab countries like Saudi Iraq Eygpt
      or group of people ill say Arab people Arab cars ...etc
      Thanks for your time sir

  • @revdznet
    @revdznet Před 4 lety +7

    Russel arabs like your jokes , they are funny and you actually have something positive to say , thank you .

  • @y_3333
    @y_3333 Před 4 lety +7

    Love from saudi arabia🇸🇦🇸🇦❤️❤️❤️

  • @mz6367
    @mz6367 Před 2 lety +35

    As an Arab I loved how he wasn`t rude or racist he just likes to make others laugh in a way that makes everyone satisfied

  • @Bukhalifa1
    @Bukhalifa1 Před 6 lety +16

    I can’t believe it has been 10 years since this special aired :)

  • @user-sb7dg2nc6f
    @user-sb7dg2nc6f Před 4 lety +11

    Love's my Arabs people from Morocco 😍😍😍

    • @ashraftarabishi831
      @ashraftarabishi831 Před 3 lety

      أخونا و حبيبنا. لك و للمغرب كل المحبة من بلاد الشام.

  • @mayankyadav6483
    @mayankyadav6483 Před 4 lety +1

    This was one of the best 🤣

  • @Exit-12
    @Exit-12 Před 2 lety +4

    “I KILL ME!” damn took me years to get it

  • @hassakbar611
    @hassakbar611 Před 5 lety +5

    'You're a stone throw away from each other... give the crowd a few seconds to catch on LOLOL' fuckin legend

  • @25nameless2
    @25nameless2 Před 6 lety +21

    مبدع والله اضحكوا لا تاخذونها بشخصنة😂😂😂
    المسكيين خاف وقعد يرقع لنا 😂😂

  • @markhernandez8361
    @markhernandez8361 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I am Latino but often people confuse me for Moroccan, many Latinos can pass for Middle Easterners, from the Islamic occupation of Spain, centuries ago.

  • @blazingwolf6929
    @blazingwolf6929 Před rokem +2

    Greetings from an Arabic man specific from Iraq... don't worry I'm laughing now 😂😂

    • @Nobody-yq9fk
      @Nobody-yq9fk Před rokem +1

      Iraqi Arab? Are you Babylonian Arabian? Are you Desendants of Bani Abbas? Are you Arab because you speak Arabic? Who are you?

    • @blazingwolf6929
      @blazingwolf6929 Před rokem

      @@Nobody-yq9fk
      Yes I'm Iraqi arab from a tribe called jobors..we were a nation one day.. the nation of jobors was whole area between Iraq and Syria..

    • @Nobody-yq9fk
      @Nobody-yq9fk Před rokem

      @@blazingwolf6929 Does your tribe descend from Jazeera or Sham?
      On the authority of Farwah ibn Musaik al-GhuaifÏ who said, ‘I came to the Prophet . He then narrated the rest of the tradition. A man from the people said, ‘O Messenger of Allah!
      Tell us about Saba’ ; what is it: A land or a woman?’ He replied, “It is neither land nor woman; but he is a man to whom ten children of the Arabs were born: six of them lived in Yemen and four lived in Sham.”
      [Abu Dawud]

    • @Nobody-yq9fk
      @Nobody-yq9fk Před rokem +1

      @@blazingwolf6929 May Allah resurrect you and me at Al Kauthar

    • @blazingwolf6929
      @blazingwolf6929 Před rokem

      @@Nobody-yq9fk Oh thanks bro..may Allah bless you and let you enter the paradise without judgement..amen

  • @oth.b7179
    @oth.b7179 Před 5 lety +11

    Hahahahaha from Morocco 🇲🇦 ❤️

  • @nukanszn8237
    @nukanszn8237 Před rokem +3

    “A stones throw away from each other” that was clever lol

  • @ilovemycat69
    @ilovemycat69 Před 3 lety

    He is absolutely hilarious ! His. facial expressions -his voice is. amazing. When he describes different. Ethnic. Group. -----. He n. Sebastian . Maniscalco -❤️❤️

  • @user-gr2hg7oj7f
    @user-gr2hg7oj7f Před 3 lety +7

    He's the only person to contain all nationalities in one face

  • @tarek84knight
    @tarek84knight Před 2 lety +2

    "don't worry, I'll talk to him after"

  • @imedbenzahra5653
    @imedbenzahra5653 Před 6 lety +3

    That was super funny 😂😂😂 But he's right tho we can't be intimidated 😂😂😂

  • @Alihassan-tj8vr
    @Alihassan-tj8vr Před 4 lety +8

    3:22 the best scene ❤️🔥

  • @user-pk8tf4zh2m
    @user-pk8tf4zh2m Před 3 měsíci

    He so funny I always come back after years to watch 😂❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿