If you want to add to it you can say Roses are red Violets are blue Sorry, did I studder when I roasted you Sorry if there is any mistakes in spelling I just don’t care to fix them
that would b bad, like him cooking it came out charcoal would mean it backfired on the smart kid. his cooking was more like: it made god surprised he cooked a more delicious dish than even he thought possible or something crazy like that. lol
@@UnapologeticallyMeJustLetMeBehe means he didn't get what the quote meant, not where's the reference from Between you and me, one of us is clearly smarter than you
@@GentleFrog1 is it a reference to a game or show I haven't watched or played or are they simply giving the thought human characteristics I get the alone part, but I don't get the afraid part
@@meandmyandroid2815that line meant that if that person had a clever thought (like a better decision for example) it just magically disappeared out of thin air
@@KilerkRazorclaw Satan's wondering who blasted this pathetic mortal body into the _Reserved for Extra-Sinister section_ of the basement of Hell's foundations.
Something I noticed about the smart children in class. The mean ones leveraged their intelligence exclusively to be mean. They never grew up to do anything else. Focus on what is important, kids. Forging healthy relations with people is the smartest thing you could ever do.
"Clearly, between you and me, one of us is smarter than you"
I need to use that irl
*Don’t read my name…..*
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@@DontReadMyPicture478not again😅
I am a Duck
@DontReadMyPicture478, you're everywhere. How are you every at once
Same
Wisdom has been chasing you, and you have always been faster
My daughter has the same profile pic that’s cool
And you have been running faster than the flash
My brother told me that joke
Iroh
🎉
"if you ever had a clever thought it died alone and afraid." omg I lost it there! DAAMN.
any cool nger explain?
@@nothing_D_onewhoaskedmaybe when they have an idea, it dies quickly
My personal favorite insult:
"The most annoying thing about idiocy is that you cant explain it to an idiot"
-Dr.Ratio-
How did you cross that word out ? 😮😮😮
@@tideway quote from a fictional character.
"if you had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid" What a legendary insult
I refuse to not reuse this
@@NTXjmfI’m reusing all of them
Ayyy 1000th like
@@Masa_is-here OMG 😮 1k like tnks a lot guys
I steal that, thanks
My personal favorite insult:
"The bar was so low, it was a tripping hazard in Hell, and yet here you are, beating the Devil at a limbo contest."
Good one
“Honestly, you’re so stupid that when i have to put expectations for you, the bar is so low that hades could hang himself on it!”
Gonna write it down
It came from stanzi @RunicRasol
If you want to add to it you can say
Roses are red Violets are blue
Sorry, did I studder when I roasted you
Sorry if there is any mistakes in spelling I just don’t care to fix them
Bruh, these are the arguments I have in my shower 💀
😂...😬
"thanks for the refill" got me off guard😂😂
When the clown is shocked by the cookin
You know what is up☠️
*Don’t read my name…..*
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@@DontReadMyPicture478shut up bot😊
@DontReadMyPicture478
Don't delete your comment
@@DontReadMyPicture478delete your account
Bro got the bots attention 😭😂 but fr tho when I was shook the homies KNEW someone was going through their villain arc 💀😭
Bro wasn't cooking; he brought the flamethrower to a cook-out, and he literally burnt the hell out of his opponent.
Real 😂
Fr
Semicolon:0
Nah,this was pure napalm and nitroglycerin.
He wasn’t cooking the food was already burnt
me in high school: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
"Don't underestimate me."
"It's *imPOSSIBLE* TO UNDERESTIMATE YOU!"
Class clown: Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
That one smart kid:"getting ready to fight"your about to die
Class idiot: YOU WANNA FIGHT ME HUH ("Gets one smacked")
*Don’t read my name…..*
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@@DontReadMyPicture478 K
I am a Duck
bro didn't cook, he burnt the kitchen down 💀
Nah, he Jimmy Neutron’d it
that would b bad, like him cooking it came out charcoal would mean it backfired on the smart kid. his cooking was more like: it made god surprised he cooked a more delicious dish than even he thought possible or something crazy like that. lol
@@andrewharris5281he created the Big Bang
@@chrislanglois8275true
Nah, he cooked up a Michelin star meal
Him choking got me 😂😂😂
„Wisdom was always chasing you, but you were faster.“
"You clearly only have 2 brain cells, and both of them are fighting for 3rd place"
Bro hit him twice 💀
101 likes no comments ? Let me switch that up😊
Double Tap
u hit this comment section twice too
Bro was cooking so much everything was burning 💀
It's a joke from stevenhe video
The class clown choking on apple juice and no one helping them:
*Don’t read my name…..*
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ok@@DontReadMyPicture478
@@DontReadMyPicture478I’ve seen you in other comment sections before and I ask again how long did it take you to set that up
@@The1stBOY626it's a bot.
@@Gaian-Commander that bot has CZcams videos
Lol "if brains were gunpowder, you couldn't blow your nose". That was a Old School insult.
Ohhh I get it, I get it! I see you.
Bravo! 😎👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
The “thanks for the refill” line was ruthless 💀
That idiot were fire-blazed. The body were unrecoverable.
I don't get it. Pls explain
"911 what's your emergency"
"I just witnessed a murder"
A verbal murderer
Underrated comment
Their last clever thought died alone and afraid. It was a very brutal murder.
........Of someone's soul.
Lol
“It rained brains, but you had an umbrella.”
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When they were passing out brains you were in line for a nose.
@@andrewharris5281Monday left me broken.
@@randomperson-rk2gr Wednesday my empty arms were open
@@nezukokamado7269 Thursday waiting for love waiting for love
Nah, bro just roasted him 💀
Bro turned into a Mafia boss with that last roast😂😂
"If you ever had a clever thought it died alone and afraid"
Bro that was personal💀
233 likes and no replies? I don’t think so
i dont rlly get that one
@@AzureBlade07it meant he had no other clever thoughts
@@HalalMuaz oh so thats why it's "alone"
'Like you will. '
If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid.
Emotional damage!!!
so? √4 = ?
@@flankydean43752
@@flankydean4375seriously... it's 2 or -2
@@zzgladiatorzz252it's nice how both work -2 and 2
Not the class clown just choking in his bit😂
shut up bot
"Since the moment you were born, wisdom has been chasing you whereever you went. But you have always been faster"
Class clown: I MUST get him on my side.
Edit: OMG thx guys!!!! Most likes I've ever had!!! RIP my notifications ☠
300 likes and no comments? lemme fix that for u lol
Lol😂 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Yes
Almost 3k likes and only 4 comments LOL lemme help
“If you ever had a clever thought it died alone and afraid”.
- That one smart kid
😂😂
I don't get it
@@Young-mind.TheMillion they're quoting the "one smart kid" in the video how do you not get it😭
@@UnapologeticallyMeJustLetMeBehe means he didn't get what the quote meant, not where's the reference from
Between you and me, one of us is clearly smarter than you
@@GentleFrog1 is it a reference to a game or show I haven't watched or played or are they simply giving the thought human characteristics
I get the alone part, but I don't get the afraid part
“Your 1 brain cell fighting it self for 4th place” 💀
"i could blow in your ear and you'd say thanks for the refill"
-background music-
"i hate to see you cry my love is dying inside" ☠ 😂
"... I could blow in your ear and you'd say thanks for the refill"🤣🤣
Bro really cooked with that one lol
I didn't understand that please explain
Me to bruh
are you stupid or what
@@maulikosuri8255 the dumb persons head is filled with air (the saying airhead)
amazing how "no, you moron" is arguably the nicest thing that ends up being said
Fr😂😂😂
Should've just left it at that. He put the malicious in Malicious Compliance.
Yeah I think majority of people in school could relate to this scenario at least I could during 8-9th grade
Just realised he's jacked af
If the Class Clown is laughing you know its serious
*"that one smart kid"😂😂🤣🤣*
"If you had a brain eating amoeba, it'd die of starvation"
That's a burnout
Lol
Whats that brain maggot? Yeah Im hungry too
They would survive a zombie apocalypse
Among smart people it would be a pretty sick burn, but wouldn't work on a dumb person. They probably just wouldn't understand.
Teacher:Let him cook, let him cook
I SAID, LET, HIM, COOK!!
200
Let him cook!
Let him cook now!
I said let him coooook!!!
LET HIM COOK🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️❗❗‼️‼️🥶🥶🥶💯💯💯💥💥💥
LET THE BOY COOK!
Whatever insults i ever made cannot compare to these ones, man is a straight up rock n roll legend. Ur real dope bro 👊🏻
"I could blow in your ear and you'd say 'thanks for the refill'"
Legendary
This joke is at least 30 years old. Lol 😂😂😂
“You’re the kind of person who would enter the hunger games thinking it’s an eating contest “
Outrageous😭😭😭
💀💀💀💀
my man just called someone fatass and stupid
Bro is cooking
😅
"It's impossible to underestimate you" bruh got no chill😂
808 likes and no replies? Let's change that
Bro’s been practicing for years until he finally got to cook
Those are the best insults I've heard in my life
"It's impossible to underestimate you" is easily the best one. It's just subtle enough to leave someone confused if they don't think about it.
Or if they only have that one brain cell😂
lol
also, mental like cuz its at 353 XD
Someone with a lot of confidence might take it as a compliment.
That was my favorite too.
Its only subtle if ur one of the dumb ones 😂😂😂
"He's cooking today"
Bro was spitting facts🗣️🔥
Edit : Grandpa I might be famous
Fun fact! The Bic Crystal (Pen in this video) is the most singularly sold product in the world, reporting over 120 billion sold to date.
Nah he was puking facts
While the class clown was just spitting 😂
💀
@@_fire_fox_1152 lmao😂
“I could blow in your ear and you’d say: “Thanks for the refill”. Most legendary insult I’ve ever heard.
Dude, i felt those insults in my SOUL and i wasn't even the one getting insulted
“It’s impossible to underestimate you” Damn I need to use that
that's a good one
Something similar I use is "I can't even be mad. I got what I expected from you: nothing."
“If you ever had a clever thought, it died *alone* and *afraid* “ I felt the GRAVITY of that statement 😨
💀
This is the single best video I've ever seen NGL. Also came out on my half birthday
When the smart kid had enough
"You clearly only have 2 brain cells, and both of them are fighting for 3rd place."
Someone call the fire department 😭
Bro dropped the coldest edit of himself in the end and thought we wouldn't notice.💀
Here before this comment is viral (it has 30 likes)
Good bomber of likes bro (69)
frr
I do this every time I meet someone who says the most dumbest things.
Bro pulled an ultimate combo in the time span of just around a minute
He wasn’t roasting him, and he wasn’t cooking either.
He was making 5 barbecues, 18 buffets, 85 meals 💀
"Common sense has been raining, but it looks like you brought an umbrella"
damnnnnn
"If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid." That one almost broke me. My god.
What does that mean?
I can't understand that line can u explain please..
@@meandmyandroid2815that line meant that if that person had a clever thought (like a better decision for example) it just magically disappeared out of thin air
Read this when he said I'm on floor. TO. FUNNY.
Big difference between “smart” and “angry” , it has become a blur for too many people
The teacher probably felt proud.
"You could hide your own Easter eggs." Is a good one I've heard
Oooh! That is so clever!
The principal who was about to walk in: what's burning?
The smart kid: His brain, but it's just charcoal.
Ha!
and the principal will find ashes
@@talkshow69me(if I was there) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
"If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid."
Holy shit, that was ruthless.
Fr, he put him 6 feet underground with that one 💀
@@MoodyBluesRequiem80 he got buried so hard with that Satan is calling wondering who the new arrival is and to please stop digging boreholes in hell.
language
@@KilerkRazorclaw Satan's wondering who blasted this pathetic mortal body into the _Reserved for Extra-Sinister section_ of the basement of Hell's foundations.
@adaboodasingh Captain America, is that you?
Nah the smart kid is going places💀
Seems like bro didn't just roast, he deepfried and then overcooked it.
“If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid” I felt that one 🤣
528 likes and no replies? Nuh-uh
only one replie ? not on my life.
Only two replies? Never
Yoh
Same😂😂
@@othersidedisc"Nuh-uh" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This dude has been preparing those burns since middle school and finally social media has given him the outlet
damn
The most roasted guy in this video is the one who is plainly labeled as "student"
"cleary, between you and me, one of us is smarter than you"WHO LET BRO COOK🗣️🔥
"If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid!" *DUUUUDE!!!!* 😂😂😂 THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST SAVAGE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
E
"If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid" is fucking fire.
literally
The actual genius and mastermind observing there roast battle 👀
the restraint to not go ballistic like this is insane.
‘Thanks for the refill’ was personal 💀💀💀
148 likes and no comment let me fix that
202 Likes and 1 comment? Let me fix that
252 likes and 2 comments? Let me fix that
264 likes and 3 comments? Let me fix that.
275 likes and 4 comments? Let me fix that
'You aren't the dumbest one on the planet, but you should hope he doesn't die.'
That won’t work bro
“Well let’s hope you don’t die then”
Can be used back.☠️
I'm Savin this Up for A Battle
One of my favorites might be "you've arrived at a battle of wits, but you're clearly unarmed."
You forgot "Wisdom has been chasing you but you have always been faster"
Damn that refill line was cold af 💀
It
Was
LEGENDARY
Not proud to say i didnt understand, can you explain?
I would call for an ambulance, but that burn was to severe
@@trojanfrog Have you ever heard of the term "airhead"? Or did you just think that it was a unique nickname that your family gave you? 😉
@@Asiliea Nah they usually just forget I exist, but thanks.
"Sharp as a marble, that one" is one of my favorites lol
well sharp as a marble but if he cracks he may just become a razor.
1 my uncle loves to say is, "You 'bout as sharp as a bowling ball."
“Thanks for the refill.” Damn that’s cold, I must add it to my repertoire.
And the best of them all, "I'd challenge you to battle of wits but I see you have come unarmed"
"Wisdom has been chasing you but you've always been faster." I love that one. 😂😂
When did they even say that
@@ceciliafigueroa3079they didn't
Yea, that wasn’t in the video but yes, a good oen
@@ceciliafigueroa3079 People when the comment doesn't copy the video verbatum: 🤯🤯🤯
“Thanks for the refill” is my favorite part
bro made a whole tutorial on how to beat the teacher in roasting🤣🤣🤣💀💀
"It's impossible to underestimate you!"
- That One Smart Kid (2024)
100 likes and no comment? Nuh uh
@@XNRealm ?????
@@user-sx6xy9eb9i What
Another great line:
"The bar was already on the ground, and you brought a shovel"
Or that the bar was a tripping hazard in hell and you're limbo dancing with the devil
fr
The reaction of the other characters is what pulls it all together
“ Be nice “
“ And you see , I took that personally “
You know it's brutal when the class clown is flabbergasted.
"The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead."
My go-to
This is such a great variation of the typical "lights are on but nobody's home." I'm using that now!
@@Glowing0v3rlord lmao, go ahead, sounds like you have someone in mind to use it on
Something I noticed about the smart children in class. The mean ones leveraged their intelligence exclusively to be mean. They never grew up to do anything else.
Focus on what is important, kids. Forging healthy relations with people is the smartest thing you could ever do.
"if you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid" got me rolling 🤣💀
You know youre cooked when the class clown of a people starts laughing. Dont even get me started with the teacher 💀💀
It’s worse when the teacher starts laughing
@@Chu_Nyanning Not as bad as the Teacher giving the death stare tho
@@Sir_Alienimagine the teacher joining in
He didn't just get roasted, he got full on deepfried 😭😭🙏🙏
... I think he got straight up vaporized with that last nuke🫠💀🤣
“Politely” sure Ryan… 😂
When the smart kid finally had enough.
The definition of the "Stop, Stop, he's already dead!" meme 😂
The Kendrick vs Drake drama in a nutshell:
"It's impossible to underestimate you".
That's a whole new level of dark insults 🔥🔥
That one was the kicker for me 😂😂😂
"Both of them are fighting for 3rd place" is outrageous
bro made the hardest "the class smart kid" edit
OMG 1 minute
“If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid.”
That just about sums me up when I have an hour of sleep.
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