What blows my mind more is the fact he somehow came up with those things and decided to actually turn it to into a semi story instead of just another short, ryan 2 goes from getting annoyed to having to find a way to get him to stop, get new friends, new therapist and they had even been in lockdown, this dedication deserves a Sub
He did not come up with all these things.... All these things are well known "unanswerable children's questions" He just collected and presented them. Here two lame ones: "Why there is a floatation device under your seat on airplane, should it be a parachute instead?" "How does snow blower driver get to work?"
Okay let's admit we've all been waiting for a comp so we wouldn't have tp scour the internet for playlists Originally i had no idea it was YOU making these but now with this and all your other shit i can safely classify you as a sss+ tier youtube channel, my man.
4:37 "Your alarm sound is technically your theme song, since it plays at the start of every episode." Well in that case, I change my theme song often depending on the taste of my music.
I have to admit, this was the best comedy skit I've seen in a long time. I was watching this while my mom was sleeping beside me, so I couldn't laugh out loud and oh boy it was quite difficult😂😂 seriously someone should do a try not to laugh challenge while reacting to this But yeah, those observations are quite intriguing
I can one up you so the one about "if you don't pay taxes they said you go to a place where you don't pay taxes" everything there is paid for by other people's taxes
honestly loved this series keep it up (*smile) PS : most of them was m y questions but literally forgot them even I asked them or not, now from deep of my brain they started to grow up :)
Ryan makes the best videos. This is probably the best video he made. I kept replaying it to my friend and drove him insane. Thank you for making this. Keep up the good work 👏
If someone wakes up in the afternoon... do you say good morning or good afternoon, because good morning is more of greeting for you when you wake up and good afternoon is greeting someone at work, but in the afternoon 🤯
"taxes are just yearly subscription that you Pay to the country you live in, childhood is the free trial" That is soo true
Guess i get extended free trial
69th like
Nice
EA ideology be like😊
3:21 will always haunt me
That wasn’t part of this video but I did see that one yeah 😂
This is not only hilarious, but some of these are actually educational!
Fuck that
bruh this is why i think these are cringe
@@aguy2181cuz Ur corny and cringe af 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
agreed
@@aguy2181 you make it more cringe by saying that so just keep your comments to yourself
*Claim your “Late people” Trophy here🫠*
Hey!
10 month
😅
10 months 😅
10 months
I love how all of the people around him practically go insane just because he's spouting these random thoughts.
And yet the rest of us are watching it willingly 😂
That is so trueeee
What blows my mind more is the fact he somehow came up with those things and decided to actually turn it to into a semi story instead of just another short, ryan 2 goes from getting annoyed to having to find a way to get him to stop, get new friends, new therapist and they had even been in lockdown, this dedication deserves a Sub
It’s just… a compilation…
@@Iknowthefirst_random-.3 never knew that! :0
Hey your more early than that comment above
100 like and 3rd comment and also its a compilation not a semi story-
He did not come up with all these things.... All these things are well known "unanswerable children's questions"
He just collected and presented them.
Here two lame ones:
"Why there is a floatation device under your seat on airplane, should it be a parachute instead?"
"How does snow blower driver get to work?"
This guy is a genius. Look at the numbers of people who just shamelessly post his voice without credits.
Carzeyy
Any they got likes above 200k
@@s3king981 true true
Fr thou especially the gta car shit gameplay
@@s3king981always true
"A man who thinks all the time has nothing to think except thoughts"
-a wise man
Their also known as philosophers.
1:27 that scream 😂
As a person who only has 5 years of his free trial left, I can confirm childhood is entirely free.
Agreed dude.
Man is barely a legal user of youtube
@CameronsMusic Nice! I have 5 months :)
Dude it's not entirely free but it is the least exhausting you'll understand when you'll grow up
Not if your were born into poverty in most of the countries in the world.
The line "only thiefs wish you prosperity" is just woow
This video is the perfect example of
Think Unique
Be Creative
4:00 this literally hurts my head
1:13 “ well I guess I gotta find new friends. Do you know anyb- sorry “ - Ryan
"Dude, If Your Waiting For The Waiter, Arent You The Waiter?" "No, Your The Patient." *Blackhole Appears*
True🤣🤣🤣
“Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice?” Got me!
*"Taxes are just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. And childhood is just the free trial"*
Truer words have never been spoken!
Okay let's admit we've all been waiting for a comp so we wouldn't have tp scour the internet for playlists
Originally i had no idea it was YOU making these but now with this and all your other shit i can safely classify you as a sss+ tier youtube channel, my man.
Bro literally I was gonna say that, I have seen these on a different channel, who would've thought it was our boy ryan who made those
Exactly
i know right, i thought carzeyy was the original one
2:11 *task failed succesfully*
How the hell does Ryan come up with this things😂😂
He might just be reading them off of r/ShowerThoughts. Either that or he really did come up with them .
3:41 omg know u making me go crazy😂
This man made me laugh more than any meme has
After my physics paper...Finally I won't lose some brain cell
I lose all of my brain cells.
@@aryanwanjari6740 in 2020-
0:54 just blew me away
I remember when your account was first starting out! Now look at how far you’ve come, Ryan!! Congratulations!!
this guy's content never gonna die
Fun fact: despite the cost of it, living still remains popular
@@iamafraidofwomen stop!!!!
@@zukoshonor4557if you cook cookies, does it change it name to bakies? If you bake bacon, will it be called cookon?
Made this up lol-
My favorite line is "Please stop. Ma brain hurts." 🤣🤣🤣
Mine too. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:41 is so true
5:25 What is life? (Had me dying)
This was freaking awesome. But the forwards/backwards lips thing blew my freaking mind!
The "sand" one is actually a pretty good one
Bro...if you kill a cereal,are you a cereal killer?
Better yet what if the cereal kills you???or ig worse yet…
Genius. He cheers up my day. Love him! 🙏❤
4:37 BRO THAT ONE WAS SO GOOD
Bruh
Childhood is your free trial 😭😭😭
3:33 I’m literally pooping right now
He doesn't need an Oscar, he needs a therapist.
Oh man! Every line said is just PERFECT??
How is someone able to do that?? I'm soo surprised. This talent needs the recognition it deserves.
4:37 "Your alarm sound is technically your theme song, since it plays at the start of every episode."
Well in that case, I change my theme song often depending on the taste of my music.
Same lol
You're just going through multiple seasons of your own anime show this point
"Ryan, can you come here for a minute? I have a few questions"
3:40 ok you got me with that one
He's so brilliant I've played this video 20x already 😅
1:45 insurance people also wish you well so they don’t have to pay you or do anything and you just pay them
I have to admit, this was the best comedy skit I've seen in a long time. I was watching this while my mom was sleeping beside me, so I couldn't laugh out loud and oh boy it was quite difficult😂😂 seriously someone should do a try not to laugh challenge while reacting to this
But yeah, those observations are quite intriguing
3:08 he’s quite the contrary
Let's take a moment to appreciate his intelligence 😂❤
It’s not that smart. Most of these can debunked with real intelligence
5:30 hey where is the chips
This is why I subscribed to this channel
Great content Ryan👍👍
Keep killin' it😃😃😊
3:49 bro did you say your toilet is in your room
0:30 thats the best music for the cosmic ryan's thoughts
This man is asking the right questions
I can one up you so the one about "if you don't pay taxes they said you go to a place where you don't pay taxes" everything there is paid for by other people's taxes
BE QUIET!!! and that U SEE WHAT U DID TO JIM,HE'S HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECUZ OF U!!!!!!!!!! got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I keep telling my dad these thoughts and he's literally going to throw me into the sun😅
The way he hopped out of his closet had my dying🤣🤣
Nah bro actually made my day feel great
2:03 I also wanna know.
How? Why?
Dead tree and hallucinating equals reading a book. Why?
Because paper is made out of trees and while reading book you think about what happens in the book.
Always satisfying to watch his videos...
honestly loved this series keep it up (*smile)
PS : most of them was m y questions but literally forgot them even I asked them or not, now from deep of my brain they started to grow up :)
4:07 nice trow
I actually needed to take an Asprin after this💀
1:50 got me rolling on the floor for 69 years
Is that my play station
Is that my PlayStation?
“pLeASe StOp mY bRaIN hUrTs” 0:21-0:25 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
3, 4 & 7 actually snapped my mind in half.
Ryan could make all of humanity question life. 😢
This guys the modern day philosopher.
OMG you're funny!!!! 😂😂😂❤❤😊I can't stop laughing. Thank you!!! You're awesome!
This is so hilarious I can't stop laughing l o l😂
I needed this cause it makes me question about reality
0:24 please stop my brain hurts
Thinking is so wierd. My thoughts are so quiet, but i can hear and inderstand them so well, but when people talk quiet, i cant understand them at all
ryan is the king of youtube shorts sounds❤the gta parkour short guys use all your audios. YOU ARE AMAZINGGG❤
0:35 my family if i said "i hate school*
Ryan makes the best videos. This is probably the best video he made. I kept replaying it to my friend and drove him insane. Thank you for making this. Keep up the good work 👏
that light bulbs joke omg! i'm dying!
Bro when you get food, you can’t wait to get home, but when you already ate on the drive home you want the ride to be longer😮😮😮😮
Well, all my braincells got removed when I was done. Good video. 👍
"That's actually a good point!"
"Don't encourage him - you only make things worse."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah, bro got me with the Security Guard in the Samsung store beibg the "Guardian of the Galaxy" 💀💀💀
Me too
this guy says things that i almost cant proses and he just blows my mind
3:15
LOLLLL❤
Help
love this series keep it up
This is golden
I love this man! ❤
2:17 *he’s* the one in the shower
If someone wakes up in the afternoon... do you say good morning or good afternoon, because good morning is more of greeting for you when you wake up and good afternoon is greeting someone at work, but in the afternoon 🤯
good question
When your temperature goes up when your sick, Why is it said that you have a cold?
@@DarkPrince777 OMG 🤯
@@yesivanthemadhatter555 You know, if you think about it. There are more nipples in the world than there are people.
I really really love these videoooos !!!!❤
This type of thoughts always goes in my mind 😂😂
Ur hilarious how do think of this stuff keep up the amazing work ❤
Claim your "Super late gang" troph here 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Omg im shocked at how he thought & eventually came up with all of those inquiries abt life. Now that’s a talent
We can’t live without this man
1:53 there is no birds in cretaceous period
Birds are living dinosaurs
1:02 :
me : thinking music meme ._.
2:40 “ Im never going to get rid of you am I. “ that was personal😂😂😂
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN WHEN IT COMES TO SHOWER THOUGHTS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nobody can have these quieries other than Ryan 👍
Carzeyy/Marvin: Am I A JOKE TO YOU!?
If an insect goes out is it now called an OUTsect?
Why are polar bears called POLAR bears if they don't exist only at the poles?
My brain is officially melted
I swear, this guy was sent by the heavens themselves to question our whole existence😅😂
It's just the way the tank slowly points the barrel at the camera