@@mohamedjoma936 UAE is not an example You could've compared it to Iraq, Egypt or Algeria.. But UAE, Qatar, Kuwait or Bahrain are barely countries.. Just deserts built by western oil related stupid bedwin families who don't really control anything but their western protected chairs.
The Alchemist lmao the only reason arab countries are known are because of us. Those “stupid Bedouins” are original arabs, the prophet was a “stupid Bedouin” and exactly, we built our land from scratch. Other countries has it built by the Romans. Gulf Arabs? Nope, from a desert, to one of the most evolved countries in the world (UAE) I’m just 47 years. The UAE turns 47 in a few weeks.
@Mr steal your girlfriend If we talk about arabs, most of the time we are referring to arab as an ethnicity. However, if we are talking about DNA, there are two types of arabs: pure arabs and arabized arab. Pure arabs live in the arabian peninsula, countries like Saudi, UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, and Yemen. It's believed that these people are originally from Yemen and went up north. Arabized arabs are those arabic-speaking countries outside of arabian peninsula, countries like Lebanon, Palestine, Syria, Egypt, Algeria, Morocco, etc. Those who are from Lebanon, Palestine, Syria, and Jordan are called levantine arabs, who live in an ancient area called Levant. These people have brighter skin than the arabs from the arabian peninsula. This is what I understand, anyone can correct me if they find something wrong.
Guys don’t hate...this is super funny! Lebanese and Emirates ppl, learn to laugh at yourselves. To the rest of us, this is roll over laughing stuff! So good!!!!
@@itoryuu403 It may seem like it is "my lover" in a very literal way But "my lover" is different from "my love" because the latter does not suggest an intimate connection between two persons while the first does suggest, and the comedian was talking about the second meaning (my love ) which is very commonly used in Lebanon
In Lebanon we use "Bro" more than any other word and in our daily conversations we speak half English/French half Arabic so English French Lebanese people are known the best to pronounce "P" as P and B as B
I'm Israeli and when I met some arab dudes I was honestly scared at how nice and respective they were, yea we joked about Jews and all but I was probably the one making fun of Jews the most, they gave me their camp fire place and even asked me if I would join them to eat Knaffe or whatever it's called in English, I didn't go but would have loved to
Popped up outta nowhere on my feed, I have no idea about its accuracy but was funny. He's a more entertaining than the PC, soy boys that mainstream t.v are pushing.
It's been over 25 years since I was in Dubai, and I've been there several times. Loved the place. There was a Mexican Resturaunt in town...I can't remember the name, but it was a great place for drinks and dancing at night! Poncho Villa's, I think.
okay Lebanese people we know that you don't speak like that but he is exaggerating to make it fun, and don't take the kidnapping part so seriously guys the crime rate is super low in Lebanon, best country I've been into
Hahahah yeah , good vibes over here. The is a Lebanese comedian called " nemr bou nassar " you should check him out. some Lebanese jokes could be way more funny if you get to know the culture.
@JimboParadox I don't know any Lebanese who speaks with that exageration and pronounce the p as b. Even my great grandmother she's 95 and she pronounce the P. But it's meant for fun it's ok hehe Lebanon os tri sometimes Quadrilangual. So how stupid the person will be if he knows at least 2 languages and yet pronounce the B instead of P As pple who are saying he got the accent spot on. Maybe because you comes from a small far village 🤷🏻♂️
French author Guy de Maupassant, one of the biggest critics of Eiffel Tower, would eat there every day. Once they asked him why he spent time there despite hating the tower, he'd answer: "this is the only place where I cannot see it".
@Jin p Lebanon is not a muslim country. There's almost 50/50 muslims and christians in the country. We are quite open minded, although we do still have some issues, but so does every country.
I dont really think he meant that cz hes like 40 something so they probably went to a super nightclub or some shit harder that bO, hes just saying that to make it funnier
I feel like I’m trespassing just being here. Like having an Arab family as neighbors and sitting by their window to eavesdrop what the hell they talk about all day.
haha funny but Lebanese dont have the accent of other arab countries, they can pronounce p, cz most of them speak french and english.. actually lebanese people make fun of syrians and egyptians for ex because they cannot pronounce P
Skhem Kyndait wulfrick man i work in a cosmopolitan company where there is hundreds of lebanese and europeans and egyptians and Australians ex i know most of them..lebanese accent is so clean unlike egyptian or some spanish or mexican..they are well educated and speak french as well..so cool
Haji (singular, in Hollywood war movies)= suspicious dude w a rag on his head, possible suicide bomber Hajis (plural, in the real world) = Russell Beaters
Hey mate I think you got modelled up between Lebanese and some other Arab nationalities Lebo never pronounce P as “B” so try to get it right next time mate
@@user-yp2mw7zb9o Only none educated spells the B instead of a P. Usually they comes from a certain part of the country and they are 60y and up. If they are young these pple because they have no future beside doing the wheelies with their car since there is no enough of job and they have 0 education. So get your facts. And re-evaluate everyone you heard him saying the B instead of the P. The guy was funny and I understand it was for joke reason. And I'm now in Canada and I have many customers who told me from your accent we knew you are Lebanese because you can say we'll the letters . Some even went hardcore to imitate the Arab countries who spells the P as B and six and sex haha
"The bomb tree " just cracked me up 😂😂i live in uae in dubai and i can relate to the advertising about everything kinda gets boring when u visited all the places
Of all the accents this man does, that British advertisement one f*cked me up. He did it so well.
It was a mistake to watch this while eating 😂
Almost choked
I
this exactly happen to me just now.
Had a great abdominal workout just now.
Their bronunciation though!
I am doing while drinkin
Probably having more fun than you had
This guy is simply hilarious 😂 I never get tired of watching his shows 😂😇
Lebanese food is one of my favorites.
you should try raw meat its every Lebanese favourite
Hypno haha in the south, especially. I’d say cooked grape-leaves, fettah, sayyidiyah, Makloube and mloukhia are my top home cooked meals 😂😂
It’s the best
Is it?
Then I will defenitely try it :)
L tabbouleh
Omg
So delicious!!!
the Beirut joke did not age well
Haha yes
Just wanted to say hope whoever did the bombing Lebanon gets caught and dies rip to the people that died god bless
hhhhhmmmm intensifies
Mario Iacolucci no one bombed it. It was an industrial explosion
Akhhhhhh eh😂
"come on down to Diarrhea, it's the shit" 😂😂😂😂
😃😃😃😃
@Blue 30's yes u didn't got it. being rooted to India calling it a shit.
The Bomb Shelter night club is called BO18 and it’s very famous
برمج أطفال
La ayrna
My cousin told me this summer that he was gonna take me to it and then I saw it here, that was pretty awesome
@@g-unit8 did you smash?
@Jin p ur comment shows how much of a loser u r.... labnese women are by far the hottest. You got blonde green eyed curvy girls for days...
Lebanon is a country. Dubai is a city.
But lebanon is soo small its concidered as a city in the UAE
@@mohamedjoma936
UAE is not an example
You could've compared it to Iraq, Egypt or Algeria.. But UAE, Qatar, Kuwait or Bahrain are barely countries.. Just deserts built by western oil related stupid bedwin families who don't really control anything but their western protected chairs.
halfvolley11 exactly
The Alchemist lmao the only reason arab countries are known are because of us. Those “stupid Bedouins” are original arabs, the prophet was a “stupid Bedouin” and exactly, we built our land from scratch. Other countries has it built by the Romans. Gulf Arabs? Nope, from a desert, to one of the most evolved countries in the world (UAE) I’m just 47 years. The UAE turns 47 in a few weeks.
The Alchemist and western oil where? The only “western” oil I see is stolen from gulf countries.
It's beautiful to read the love from several people around the world on YT comments !
😂😂😂😂😂this guy make me so proud being an Arabic
And I started panicking cause I’m thinking Holy shit, they’re arguing as to who’s gonna kill me..
Hahaha..I lost it🤣🤣🤣
No Russell you're safe in Lebanon they will never kidnap a brown guy :D
We arent brown tho
@Mr steal your girlfriend we are not brown in Lebanon we are Mediterranean so we are white
@@ebm896 Mia Khalifa bro
@Mr steal your girlfriend Lebanese are not brown because they are not of arab ethnicity. Only the real arabs are brown
@Mr steal your girlfriend If we talk about arabs, most of the time we are referring to arab as an ethnicity. However, if we are talking about DNA, there are two types of arabs: pure arabs and arabized arab. Pure arabs live in the arabian peninsula, countries like Saudi, UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, and Yemen. It's believed that these people are originally from Yemen and went up north. Arabized arabs are those arabic-speaking countries outside of arabian peninsula, countries like Lebanon, Palestine, Syria, Egypt, Algeria, Morocco, etc. Those who are from Lebanon, Palestine, Syria, and Jordan are called levantine arabs, who live in an ancient area called Levant. These people have brighter skin than the arabs from the arabian peninsula. This is what I understand, anyone can correct me if they find something wrong.
Guys don’t hate...this is super funny! Lebanese and Emirates ppl, learn to laugh at yourselves. To the rest of us, this is roll over laughing stuff! So good!!!!
yes we are laughing. what makes u think we arent? but dont hurt gulf country feelings like emirates, they'll put u in jail and cry
Kess ekhtik sede ni3ik kele khara habibi
Kara Wah the think is that that lebanese people dont even act like that we are classy people
im lebanse. this shit funny asf
Hardy Harhar sorry to disappoint but i live in Naples Florida 😂
habibi
Arabic word directly translating as 'my baby' or 'my darling'....
*My love* is the right translation
@@user-ol8cs8hs3o no my love is "hobi حبي" but the real translation is my lover "habibi حبيبي"
@@itoryuu403
It may seem like it is "my lover" in a very literal way
But "my lover" is different from "my love" because the latter does not suggest an intimate connection between two persons while the first does suggest, and the comedian was talking about the second meaning (my love ) which is very commonly used in Lebanon
i don't even speak Arabic and still i know the meaning of habibi better than all you arabic guys. Habibi = My Beloved
By Habibi they mean bro or dude cuz it's not about "loving"
4:37 Totally relate to that, was at a lebo party only knew 3 people there and the rest spoke in Lebanese and to me, it sounded just like that lol
Norm
Their dialect is so cute compared to gulf countries
Layla Blanco Palestine too 😂
Well for me we have the most non scary Arab language
Try hearing the Saudi king speaking Arabic
Nightmares!
In Lebanon we use "Bro" more than any other word and in our daily conversations we speak half English/French half Arabic so English French
Lebanese people are known the best to pronounce "P" as P and B as B
I'm not even Lebanese and I second that. I've only heard some Egyptians pronounce P as B (they're kinda known for it lol). I love your dialect🙏🏽
I wonder why... 😂😂
Walid Kassem ne7na cool ya bro
@@mazenharb9472 eh w er
Layla Blanco egyptian are the worse to pronounce P lol
Beyrouth was called paris of the arab wolrd
Lebanese food is one of my favorites.
This is hilarious how he imitate their accent Habibi
Russell Peters is the only comedian that never fails to make me guffaw!
the way he said "beautiful" in Arabic accent killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
High af right now praying for a day all of us can laugh at and with each other
😂😂😂
Now he knows Bin Laden's brother ;)
No, he knows Dave Smith
The world is a stage
Russell peter still the funniest. Number one funniest. His a legend
I’ve been to several places in the Middle East and I can honestly say I loved the Emirates the most. Dubai was amazing and I can’t wait to go back.
Russel 🅱️eters is hilarious.
And now he knows Osama's brother. That's some making-friends skills!
Hahaha
Habibi meet my brother Habibi
Helloooo. Habibi. Habibi. Habibi. Habibi. Habibi
Funniest part, nearly choked.
Habibi( my love) _a Lebanese way to say "bro"_ meet my brother Habib (lover) _an actual name used in the middle east lol_
Arab flight attendant holding a coffee pot in the aisle and shouting "hot coffee from the bot.......hot coffee from the bot:)"
Mia Khalifa is from Lebanon.
Fun time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sreenath Vijayan toz
How silly you are? Hahahahaha
Sreenath Vijayan and Carlos slim is from Lebanon.
Sunny Leone is from India
5:31 MY COUSIN TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA TAKE ME TO A NIGHT CLUB IN A BOMB SHELTER (We're Lebanese) lmaooo how ironic
I'm Lebanese too we're fun right 😂
When I went to lebanon I was in like this market and instead of adidas I saw abibas
Habibas
You just discovered that?
@@jay92889 LMAO!!!
Edgware Road and Bayswater 😂😂😂.
This one is his best, IMO!! 💜
0:25 ... I think that guy's friend just outed him as a relative of Bin Laden.
This guy knows a lot about history.
Do stupid ppl have succes?
And Geography and culture.
Beirut just exploded 2days ago..I always think bomb shelter is a joke until today..May Allah blessed all of us..
I'm Israeli and when I met some arab dudes I was honestly scared at how nice and respective they were, yea we joked about Jews and all but I was probably the one making fun of Jews the most, they gave me their camp fire place and even asked me if I would join them to eat Knaffe or whatever it's called in English, I didn't go but would have loved to
Ryder Wilson kanafa is fucking amazing
Ryder Wilson call us palestinians I don’t like when people call us Arabs
"Come on down to Diarrhea. It's the shit" 🤣🤣
Assist in my own abduction... Hilarious!!!
Well, I’m half british and half Arab and I live here in England, so watching this was definitely something 😂
I bet your father is an Arab.
Popped up outta nowhere on my feed, I have no idea about its accuracy but was funny. He's a more entertaining than the PC, soy boys that mainstream t.v are pushing.
Dated a Lebanese girl and to this day, I’ve never partied like that before; can’t even put into words! Miss those days. 😌
My children were taught about 'bumbing barticles' in science lessons in Dubai.
We also saw loads of 'Borsche' cars too
Why did you crop the parts when Russell says nice things about Arab at the beginning and about the night club at the end
I love Lebanon greeting from Turkey
Thanks bro ❤
Did the guy who stood up show his middle finger?
I hate the Arab stereotypes. Every Arab that I've ever met are very nice
King Pvp. True
i know right .
Yea right? And the stereotypes about their languages to. İ mean what is wrong with Arabic its just a language.
..until you slightly piss them off
There's a stereotype about every ethnicity I guess.
So true about the Lebanese and habibi lmao!
It's been over 25 years since I was in Dubai, and I've been there several times. Loved the place. There was a Mexican Resturaunt in town...I can't remember the name, but it was a great place for drinks and dancing at night! Poncho Villa's, I think.
The name of the Mexican restaurant is what the restaurant, that's Mexican, is called.
Your welcomed.
@@a.krueger6486 wtf are you saying ?!
Alamo Restaurant
okay Lebanese people we know that you don't speak like that but he is exaggerating to make it fun, and don't take the kidnapping part so seriously guys the crime rate is super low in Lebanon, best country I've been into
Hahahah yeah , good vibes over here. The is a Lebanese comedian called " nemr bou nassar " you should check him out. some Lebanese jokes could be way more funny if you get to know the culture.
@JimboParadox one thing i learned about the Lebanese is that they can do any accent or dialect out here
@JimboParadox I don't know any Lebanese who speaks with that exageration and pronounce the p as b.
Even my great grandmother she's 95 and she pronounce the P.
But it's meant for fun it's ok hehe
Lebanon os tri sometimes Quadrilangual. So how stupid the person will be if he knows at least 2 languages and yet pronounce the B instead of P
As pple who are saying he got the accent spot on.
Maybe because you comes from a small far village 🤷🏻♂️
Lmfao similar to samoan polynesian language our P is B and alot of the Fobs pronounce english p words with a B and it cracks me up sometimes 😂😂😂
We are all Asian at the end of the day😂
A bolice batrol car just bulled up to my barrrty. Oobs!
u are crazy bro, i like it 😂😂😂
We are Arabs don’t get offended by this good joke, it’s actually funny to us and we love it 👍👍
Thats cool. Its good to see all these people.laughing their asses off at all this
Furnus 👍👍
I miss this old Russel Peters
he's been systemed stemly stooge on stage sista.
Which tour was this? I want to buy the whole thing!
wasilaify it just name Russell Peters green card tour 2011
Rawle Inniss Thank you kindly Darlin’
By the way it's the O2 arena in England
That last fucking line cracked me up so hard lmao
He killed it ! Great
Ya true it was a bomb shelter.Sorry to here about Lebanon hope for speed recovery.god bless them all.
whats the name of the full show?
My wife is lebanese and I’ve been there over a dozen times. He’s spot on about Beirut and lebanese nightlife.
The habibi part is so true 😂😂
Laughter is indeed universal!
French author Guy de Maupassant, one of the biggest critics of Eiffel Tower, would eat there every day. Once they asked him why he spent time there despite hating the tower, he'd answer: "this is the only place where I cannot see it".
"come down to diarrea, its the shit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha nice
+Kellie Chasity what r u doing in Morocco?
Kellie Chasity aye
Your nice
Don't get me wrong I didn't get offended one bit, but in Lebanon we actually say the P, well atleast everyone I met did
Azzam Rey i dont 😂
It's because we're usually either english or french educated, and both languages have the letter "P" in it.
@Jin p ohhh plenty! Just google lebanese parties and see the pictures for yourself
I say but sometimes I don't see the difference between B and P '-'
@Jin p Lebanon is not a muslim country. There's almost 50/50 muslims and christians in the country. We are quite open minded, although we do still have some issues, but so does every country.
Greetings from Dubai Russelllllllll 💝💝
Since when lebs are so sensitive, this is just.funny
Since you started degrading them as "Lebs". Dick !
since forever
@@Betterifitsfree i Lebanese and I found it so fun even if I know pple don't pronounce the P as B.
@Resistance 313 Ibn Gahbeh, I'm not impressed.
There was literally a bomb shelter is Beirut.
🤣🤣
he's probably talking about b018
yes
I dont really think he meant that cz hes like 40 something so they probably went to a super nightclub or some shit harder that bO, hes just saying that to make it funnier
I feel like I’m trespassing just being here. Like having an Arab family as neighbors and sitting by their window to eavesdrop what the hell they talk about all day.
He really makes you laugh!!! He's GOOD!!! CellaMadea
this isn't a Lebanese accent, a Lebanese accent is more like a French accent.
Resistance 313 ur right
Moe Chaaban it doesn't sound like french accent
@Resistance 313 I am actually Canadian
this guy is the most epic guy than every stand up shits✌✌✌✌ amazing
I have ninja song everyday I wake up I need some relaxing now weed
haha funny but Lebanese dont have the accent of other arab countries, they can pronounce p, cz most of them speak french and english.. actually lebanese people make fun of syrians and egyptians for ex because they cannot pronounce P
And north African countries Tunisia Algeria Maroc make fun of all your accents 😂 u guys can't speak french and English properly
Mirale thats obviously not true
We can speak fluent english and french actually 😊
Anthony right but he is comedian he has to exaggerate 😂
EngPMgt yeahh sure!! He have to exaggerate for something already exist but here he just made a mistake
Skhem Kyndait wulfrick man i work in a cosmopolitan company where there is hundreds of lebanese and europeans and egyptians and Australians ex i know most of them..lebanese accent is so clean unlike egyptian or some spanish or mexican..they are well educated and speak french as well..so cool
Hahahahahaha respect to you from Iraq
Haji (singular, in Hollywood war movies)= suspicious dude w a rag on his head, possible suicide bomber
Hajis (plural, in the real world) = Russell Beaters
He is simply genius...
That guy is funny as hell. Brilliant act.
Who else watched this and read the subtitles in English instead of just listening to the guy speaking English?
Only Lebanese i know is mia khalifa💗
Stellar!
“We’re in Beirut, we’re going to a place called bomb shelter”
Crazy how well that aged
God, this shit is hilarious lol 😂
Aeroblane
You go DUBAI!!!🖤
This dude is fucking awesome !
“Bomb Tree” 😅😆😂
Libanon beste land der Welt hahahaha bist du auch libanese?
@@user-yp2mw7zb9o normal 🇱🇧❤️
"Bomb tree" 😂😂😂😂
"ill watch the countdown ya"
Hey mate I think you got modelled up between Lebanese and some other Arab nationalities Lebo never pronounce P as “B” so try to get it right next time mate
The Spotter I’m lebanese they use B instead of P a lot of the time
@@user-yp2mw7zb9o Only none educated spells the B instead of a P.
Usually they comes from a certain part of the country and they are 60y and up.
If they are young these pple because they have no future beside doing the wheelies with their car since there is no enough of job and they have 0 education.
So get your facts.
And re-evaluate everyone you heard him saying the B instead of the P.
The guy was funny and I understand it was for joke reason.
And I'm now in Canada and I have many customers who told me from your accent we knew you are Lebanese because you can say we'll the letters .
Some even went hardcore to imitate the Arab countries who spells the P as B and six and sex haha
I liked the video. :)
Come down to Diarrhea, It's the Shit, LMAO!!
Balm Tree. 😂
Lmao , so true about Dubai. I think the hype is not as close to the actual experience.
"The bomb tree " just cracked me up 😂😂i live in uae in dubai and i can relate to the advertising about everything kinda gets boring when u visited all the places
So gentleman Lebanese can't take a joke huh
It that right
Ya that right
It's the shit! 😂
The Beirut one made me think of that scene from Hard Target movie of 1993..
The bomb tree joke was gold
Bomb tree, that's awesome. Barty down dude.
☝️😑