"Be A Man!" | Russell Peters

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  • čas přidán 31. 10. 2016
  • Chinese people will never give you a bargain... Here's a clip from my 2004 "Comedy Now" set.
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  • @theunderrated86
    @theunderrated86 Před 4 lety +1096

    "I sell you thirty today, tomorrow you come I close down." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eunhyuekpark6159
    @eunhyuekpark6159 Před 5 lety +2123

    The reason why people don't hate on Russell for doing accents is because he does them so damn well and genuinely Respect.

    • @marklloyd4087
      @marklloyd4087 Před 4 lety +30

      Just started watching Russell, can't get enough, makes you laugh at yourself, wish I could do the Chinese accent, live the Indian pearant????? Somebody going to ger hurt!!!! 😉 😂 🇬🇧

    • @HongFeiBai
      @HongFeiBai Před 4 lety +50

      His crowd is really diverse. The key is he makes fun of everybody, including himself.

    • @justs_
      @justs_ Před 4 lety +15

      @hireshi-azu
      You must be really fun at parties

    • @incineratorium
      @incineratorium Před 4 lety +7

      @hireshi-azu it doesn't really work that way. As long as you're funny, you can make fun of anybody.

    • @some1350
      @some1350 Před 4 lety +1

      It's not just that he seems like a nice guy as well.

  • @OQblablaQO
    @OQblablaQO Před 6 lety +3441

    Im a chinese and Ive never laugh so hard in recent years

    • @Tipticklerrr
      @Tipticklerrr Před 5 lety +19

      @Buddy laughed**

    • @harmeetsbhatia
      @harmeetsbhatia Před 5 lety +28

      When he used to be good

    • @MJ-mo3in
      @MJ-mo3in Před 5 lety +2

      the hell u are

    • @aeyvan
      @aeyvan Před 5 lety +12

      @@tajwarjamil6186
      Rmfao**

    • @PalmBaiReader
      @PalmBaiReader Před 5 lety +10

      So glad you have a sense of humour too many softies these days. Just laugh its very funny

  • @pearl0938
    @pearl0938 Před 3 lety +235

    50 years from now, this bit by Russell will still be legendary.

  • @jaleesatrevelyan1510
    @jaleesatrevelyan1510 Před 7 lety +1055

    "BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING!!" LMAOO!

  • @budhainme
    @budhainme Před 5 lety +1735

    Today we were discussing a business contract between an Indian company and a Chinese company, it took us 10 hours, we've signed it 1:30 AM A freaking M! So i had to show them this video, even though it was a very formal meeting. Needless to say the whole conference room was laughing like crazy, especially after our 10 hour negotiation!=)

    • @nkumar3331
      @nkumar3331 Před 5 lety +12

      Владимир Бадалян 😂😂

    • @09lz90
      @09lz90 Před 5 lety +115

      hahaha, what a perfect time to show this! Hopefully there will be more cooperation and business between the two countries in future.

    • @tryingmybest7659
      @tryingmybest7659 Před 4 lety +26

      What a smart move 😂👏🏻

    • @vane2149
      @vane2149 Před 4 lety +30

      N Kumar I swear I read this exactly at 1:30 AM

    • @user-rs2zy6fi9z
      @user-rs2zy6fi9z Před 4 lety +7

      Мощный ход бро 🖒😃

  • @nadeemshaikh7077
    @nadeemshaikh7077 Před 6 lety +1167

    Honestly this is the best anyone can go near to mimicking Chinese accent 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

    • @skylovermc2146
      @skylovermc2146 Před 4 lety +1

      Infinite Being How do you know?

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 Před 3 lety +2

      what about a Korean or Japanese mimicking Chinese accent ?
      I know these 3 languages are vastly different, but they share the same phonetics, L = R, B = V, and even the accent etc....

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 Před 3 lety

      @Infinite Being his name is Muslim and middle eastern, and his skin is not black, so he's from the middle east, north Africa, or Central Asia.

    • @just4therecord
      @just4therecord Před 3 lety

      Hongkie accent

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 Před 3 lety

      Check out Godfrey. He also does a good Chinese impersonation.

  • @vishnudakshin5800
    @vishnudakshin5800 Před 7 lety +1514

    I would go around my whole life with that accent if I could.

    • @amoschan9531
      @amoschan9531 Před 6 lety +20

      Vishnu Dakshin I can

    • @amirmordechai1806
      @amirmordechai1806 Před 6 lety +5

      Amos chan lol

    • @derpyflash6737
      @derpyflash6737 Před 6 lety +1

      Same

    • @aberamagold7509
      @aberamagold7509 Před 6 lety +7

      HAHA me too! So I'm at work just sitting at my desk doing as little as possible, when all of a sudden I hear Russell Peters in my head doing his Chinese accent! I figured that I am either going (or have gone) crazy or it's my internal telling me to watch some Russell Peters because I need a good laugh or I really will go crazy.

    • @bryanabrego610
      @bryanabrego610 Před 5 lety +3

      Not in America

  • @BryanCasella
    @BryanCasella Před 4 lety +450

    You're the best Russell lol.

  • @CashCatMoney
    @CashCatMoney Před 4 lety +220

    My dad is Chinese, and he says his accent is perfect!

  • @chuchuchuchia
    @chuchuchuchia Před 6 lety +933

    I'll never get tired of this it's too relatable and hilarious

  • @haoming3430
    @haoming3430 Před 7 lety +2289

    he acted really chinese -- cantonese part of china

    • @jenniferyu2828
      @jenniferyu2828 Před 5 lety +20

      tru northern chinese ppl r much chiller lol

    • @SM-dt3xo
      @SM-dt3xo Před 5 lety +53

      @@jenniferyu2828 is it because it's colder in the north? Lol

    • @hybrid4117
      @hybrid4117 Před 5 lety +7

      Theo McDowell ba dum tss

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon Před 5 lety

      Lol

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon Před 5 lety

      @@SM-dt3xo is it? 🤔😆

  • @changjiang3152
    @changjiang3152 Před 4 lety +85

    As a Cantonese Chinese who lives in the States, this sounds legit!!!!!

  • @sankranti7687
    @sankranti7687 Před 7 lety +492

    he did the accent thing pretty amazing 😂😂

  • @gavinchan4627
    @gavinchan4627 Před 7 lety +614

    In china, bargaining is most common things in a deal no matter how big it is.
    Seems Indians also like to bargain, they do better...:)

  • @muscleandmath2910
    @muscleandmath2910 Před 7 lety +98

    how.... how does this never get old?

    • @TommyViny
      @TommyViny Před 7 lety +10

      muscleandmath
      Because people never change 😂😂

  • @kplee9861
    @kplee9861 Před 6 lety +338

    For a thing of 10 dollars, the Chinese will price it at 1000 dollars first and, if you bargain, they will offer you a discounted price at 500 dollars :D

    • @BhaskarSinhaRZ
      @BhaskarSinhaRZ Před 6 lety +13

      I've been there. I've asked the price for a counterfeit Football jersey, which normally costs 95-100$ (including shipping charges), but that guy said 200$

    • @BhaskarSinhaRZ
      @BhaskarSinhaRZ Před 6 lety +12

      I said, "Brother, are you serious? I can instead buy the original for 95$"

    • @user-yk3ky1ut1y
      @user-yk3ky1ut1y Před 5 lety

      :D

    • @vincentxu8217
      @vincentxu8217 Před 5 lety +3

      It's unfornately very true. Most merchant would offer you a 50% off themselves if you just start to walk away. 😂

    • @alexandertan8592
      @alexandertan8592 Před 3 lety +3

      @@BhaskarSinhaRZ They will reply: " then u go buy the original lo". XD

  • @trevorhering8856
    @trevorhering8856 Před 7 lety +510

    I need to go see one of these shows! Russell Peters is the best comedian.

    • @Immortalized1
      @Immortalized1 Před 6 lety +4

      Trevor Hering ...I don't know about the "best" my man, He's funny for sure, but Dave Chappelle is the best these days*

    • @MrSami-tv6vl
      @MrSami-tv6vl Před 6 lety

      Immortalized1 can you give a link of his best video .I don't know him.

    • @problem9577
      @problem9577 Před 5 lety

      Nope. Harith Izkandar is the best

    • @Vistresian1941
      @Vistresian1941 Před 5 lety +1

      Burr, Peters, and Chappelle are all great.

    • @Kemet3.0
      @Kemet3.0 Před 5 lety

      Immortalized1 Yes, you are correct. However, Jamie Foxx is the total entertainer and performer. He can do all the voices and celebrities. Then he will add playing the piano and sing.
      Also, he can Mimic the singers .

  • @davmon1202
    @davmon1202 Před 3 lety +103

    Being half chinese, I still gotta say, man, your jokes are hilarious even if I've heard them 20 times, you are legendary and whenever I get stressed in life, your vids cheer me up.
    Big thanks for being a legend!

  • @MithunOnTheNet
    @MithunOnTheNet Před 7 lety +446

    Absolute classic!

  • @jair7231
    @jair7231 Před 6 lety +179

    "Be a man! Do the right thing!"

    • @BhaskarSinhaRZ
      @BhaskarSinhaRZ Před 6 lety +2

      actually, he was helping the customer. He was warning the customer that he might increase the price for his behavior.

  • @rranjan08
    @rranjan08 Před 3 lety +65

    This is my all time favourite Russell Peters mimicry. Cannot get ever tired of this piece of highest level of creativity, perfection, and comic performance.

  • @crossocean5663
    @crossocean5663 Před 5 lety +33

    Saw it 100 times and still legendary.

  • @225kristent
    @225kristent Před 6 lety +125

    lol oh man, he's so good with accents

  • @crystinamarie1
    @crystinamarie1 Před 3 lety +35

    I'll never forget the first time my Chinese friend told me about this skit. First time I ever heard Russell and been a fan ever since. Still hilarious!

  • @FeFe500
    @FeFe500 Před 5 lety +70

    That mall he describes is 20 minutes from where i live, Totaly ACCURATE!!!

  • @Barkotina
    @Barkotina Před 5 lety +41

    He nailed the freaking accent so well.

  • @pec1739
    @pec1739 Před 7 lety +322

    i am a chinese ethnic and i find this true + funny

  • @troisxa
    @troisxa Před 3 lety +8

    This is my fave Russel Peter's clip

  • @airforce9872
    @airforce9872 Před 3 lety +22

    Still the best skit he's ever done, I come back to this video often lol

    • @faderhead
      @faderhead Před 3 lety

      BE A MAN, DO THE RIGHT THING is something I randomly say all the time. Nobody gets its tho

  • @shih-hsuanyu2940
    @shih-hsuanyu2940 Před 4 lety +12

    In 2010 I watched this first time and laughed like crazy. In 2019 I am watching this again maybe 100 times, BEST COMEDIAN OF THE AGE!

  • @abhinavaggarwal5488
    @abhinavaggarwal5488 Před 5 lety +14

    His impressions are so perfect..

  • @kookyanmol3443
    @kookyanmol3443 Před 6 lety +124

    I seen this video for 4 times just to laught at his mimicry of chinese accent.

  • @user-lv1fk6xw7z
    @user-lv1fk6xw7z Před 5 lety +29

    Still hilarious as hell as 12 years ago

  • @yash1one556
    @yash1one556 Před 5 lety +30

    I've watched this over 100 times I never stopped laughing 😂

  • @eversunnyguy
    @eversunnyguy Před 6 lety +43

    This is hilarious. Anyone can relate to this. His mannerisms are sensational.

  • @Payin_Attention
    @Payin_Attention Před 4 lety +1

    Russell Peters' *Comedy Now* set is one of the all time best stand up comedy sets - ever. I've watched it at least a couple dozen times, and it kills me every time. This popped up in my suggestions and I HAD to stop what I was doing and watch this bit once more. And crack up laughing - once more. "Noooooo!" 😂😂😂 👍👍👍

  • @nomispace5348
    @nomispace5348 Před 4 lety +1

    this is literally the BEST SHOW ever. I watched it 15 years ago and still cant get over this...

  • @ArmadusMalaysia
    @ArmadusMalaysia Před 7 lety +103

    Still the best joke he made.

  • @akshittuli1211
    @akshittuli1211 Před 6 lety +11

    This is one of his best performances !!!😂😂

  • @kanshityadav2841
    @kanshityadav2841 Před 5 lety +16

    On point chinese logic & accent! Ahey🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrLeetwe
    @MrLeetwe Před 3 lety

    I have watched Russell comedy for years and never get bored, he is the only comedian I am following

  • @qazimax7637
    @qazimax7637 Před rokem +2

    This is one of his best, watched 20 years ago, still very funny

  • @cypresspuz
    @cypresspuz Před 7 lety +26

    This is spot fuckin on!!! chinese here

  • @farhadmiah8968
    @farhadmiah8968 Před 3 lety +1

    Absolutely one of my favorite of all time

  • @mojojocal8940
    @mojojocal8940 Před 7 lety +40

    one of the best

  • @jacktheripper4731
    @jacktheripper4731 Před 4 lety +10

    That was one of the best Impressions I've ever seen! ^_~

  • @COSCOSBEATS
    @COSCOSBEATS Před 4 lety +16

    I started watching this then thought, ‘ahh, I’ve seen this one.’ Still watched it & laughed though

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid

    "Furty-fie dohlazz" 😂

  • @alleycat2297
    @alleycat2297 Před 5 lety +5

    This is still funny in 2018. This is actually the bit where I discovered Russel Peters. There was this kid in my school who was a big fan, and he impersonated him for a class activity, did the bit and had us all cackling. Memories. :')

  • @Ash-qp3sw
    @Ash-qp3sw Před 3 lety +10

    When a unstoppable force meets a immovable object

  • @PriyeshDhoolab
    @PriyeshDhoolab Před 2 lety +2

    We are lucky to experience your comedy. Absolute legend!

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u Před 3 lety +13

    I go to pacific mall all the time and ive been in this situation so many times and it always reminds me of this bit. Im also indian too which makes it funnier.

  • @kumarv4024
    @kumarv4024 Před rokem

    you are the best man ... love your shows since Outsourced ...keep 'm coming

  • @nesher1eagle1
    @nesher1eagle1 Před 5 lety +3

    This cracks me up so hard. This imitation is amazing 😁😁😁

  • @thuydoan7496
    @thuydoan7496 Před rokem

    Russell Peter's Chinese skit is the best. I never get bored of this skit.

  • @wiseman3911
    @wiseman3911 Před 3 lety +2

    Thanks Russell for making us laugh. Love you!

  • @jeromejoz5935
    @jeromejoz5935 Před 7 lety +137

    This just happened to my mom last friday! Hilarious haha we're Chinese-Filipino by the way. The pain in my mother's eyes when she couldn't even get the price to budge - priceless. HAHAHA
    I think asians in general are cheap LOL Hahaha
    *You give me 30 dollars, I close down.*

    • @audioamateur
      @audioamateur Před 6 lety +2

      Jerome Joz *you give me 30 dollars, I close down

    • @jeromejoz5935
      @jeromejoz5935 Před 6 lety

      I give you [the price] of 30 dollars, I close down.

    • @mrutunjayadhikari3587
      @mrutunjayadhikari3587 Před 6 lety +6

      Asians are not cheap
      They are not fortunate enough to establish colonies like france england etc
      did.They have been sucked up dry.

  • @ElianeCristinaSusin
    @ElianeCristinaSusin Před 3 lety +5

    I can't stop watching this. I laugh so much every time! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pfh-hh1sq
    @pfh-hh1sq Před 6 lety

    Gotta love how he can do these many accents with such authenticity

  • @retf054ewte3
    @retf054ewte3 Před rokem +1

    this is the best show of Russel Peters

  • @KatorAbaagu
    @KatorAbaagu Před 2 lety

    Gold. Watching again in 2022!

  • @nekcobryant3958
    @nekcobryant3958 Před rokem +1

    This just popped in my head from years ago 😂😂😂

  • @arashkordi7771
    @arashkordi7771 Před 4 lety +1

    This is one of the best stand ups of all time

  • @bae_arthur
    @bae_arthur Před 5 lety +87

    "Firty-five dowlahss"

  • @spr15
    @spr15 Před 3 lety

    Now that i have seen uncle rogers videos, i can vouch even more that russel is the best in getting accents right🙏🏽🙏🏽

  • @bhaskarmothali
    @bhaskarmothali Před 2 lety

    Legendary act!

  • @shantelle1440
    @shantelle1440 Před 9 měsíci

    Oh my goodness, still funny to this day 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣 I miss when you were on tv

  • @ashishdhakal6630
    @ashishdhakal6630 Před 4 lety +3

    Lights up mood everyday.

  • @jorgegaytan3012
    @jorgegaytan3012 Před 7 lety +368

    347 people didn't do the right thing

  • @pandiyanmanickam1768
    @pandiyanmanickam1768 Před 2 lety +1

    This is my favourite clip of Russell..be a man😂😂😂

  • @zhanarbekenova5079
    @zhanarbekenova5079 Před 5 lety +1

    He is Awesome 👍👍👍

  • @casperchristensen8354
    @casperchristensen8354 Před 4 lety +22

    "Be a man, doooooo the right Thing."

  • @anupamsingh25
    @anupamsingh25 Před rokem +1

    Even after watching this gig 50 times...i break out at ' hey, be a man!!'

  • @lordzson2700
    @lordzson2700 Před 3 lety +6

    i have watched this for over 50 times still laugh

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort Před 5 lety +9

    Even his facial expressions turned like a Chinese person. This dude is extra talented!

    • @SamarIqbal-ye3tg
      @SamarIqbal-ye3tg Před 4 lety

      *Lady Voldemort* I guess he practises a lot by doing voices and facial expressions of certain races. This why he’s so good at it. Practice makes perfect!😉

  • @PatossMctoss
    @PatossMctoss Před 8 měsíci

    Surprised it’s 2023 and it’s still on CZcams😆

  • @ranjitb68
    @ranjitb68 Před 5 lety +1

    never gets old !

  • @piedathemokona
    @piedathemokona Před 5 lety +40

    I'm Vietnamese Chinese Canadian and one time I was angry at a now ex friend and I went all "noooooo" in a serious way
    But seriously yeah us Chinese love to stretch the o in no. When we're angry we are angry

  • @Juckie44
    @Juckie44 Před 3 lety +1

    Russell jokes will never gets old. Legend there.

  • @elizabethjoseph1620
    @elizabethjoseph1620 Před 5 lety +5

    That's the best of Russell Peters 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamarIqbal-ye3tg
      @SamarIqbal-ye3tg Před 4 lety

      Elizabeth Joseph (“This is) the best (from) Russell Peters!”😊

  • @nischay341
    @nischay341 Před 3 lety

    Woo Hoo For Pacific Mall - Had the same experiences there !

  • @rupkumarmurmu4840
    @rupkumarmurmu4840 Před 6 lety +45

    26 people didn't do the right thing... BE A MAN! 🤗🤗

  • @AnandDharan-tf1jo
    @AnandDharan-tf1jo Před 6 dny

    I first saw a video of Russell Peters’ Comedy Now show 20 years ago when I was in college. Yesterday I made a purchase somewhere that happened to come out to $34.50, and I couldn’t stop chuckling to myself as I was paying.

  • @luckyzj
    @luckyzj Před 4 lety

    从优酷追到youtube,russell确实很搞笑啊😄😄😆

  • @imanjowhari601
    @imanjowhari601 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Love u and bless u to make me laugh in this Shity situation ❤
    God bless u Rassel

  • @thisguy4397
    @thisguy4397 Před 2 lety

    🤣🤣🤣 thanks russ that brightened my day.

  • @doomane
    @doomane Před 4 lety +10

    "todayyoucometomrrow i close down"" i lost it

  • @jenniferyu2828
    @jenniferyu2828 Před 5 lety +37

    as chinese i certified this is so tru and funny omg i was exposed

  • @av5084
    @av5084 Před 3 lety

    This is the best episode i saw.

  • @susankande7461
    @susankande7461 Před 7 lety +14

    Just hilarious!!

  • @rosannaburt3048
    @rosannaburt3048 Před rokem

    love this speciall whole is good

  • @Jameslawz
    @Jameslawz Před 2 lety +1

    This is like a time capsule of good memories, anyone in University around this time knows whats up!

  • @prashanthreddy_
    @prashanthreddy_ Před 2 lety

    Watched 13-14years back in UK 🇬🇧 now watching here in India enjoyed as always(of course in another random channel)

  • @cyl0118
    @cyl0118 Před 5 lety +10

    His accents are the bests

  • @majid85
    @majid85 Před 7 lety +126

    Finally you made it to CZcams.

  • @thismodeleatsalot
    @thismodeleatsalot Před 3 lety

    This never gets old

  • @jessicanolde7739
    @jessicanolde7739 Před 4 lety +2

    I love this
    Seriously funny😂😂😆😆💙⭐️

  • @TheCancer833
    @TheCancer833 Před 5 lety +7

    One of the funniest men in this world. 💕

  • @HotdogJuice
    @HotdogJuice Před rokem

    Pure genius comedy gold!