U.S. Kills Al Qaeda Leader al-Zawahiri & Trump’s “Eric” Endorsement Creates Chaos | The Daily Show
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- The U.S. announces Ayman al-Zawahiri was killed in a drone strike, a flight passenger is fined for smuggling Egg McMuffins, Nancy Pelosi causes controversy with a trip to Taiwan, Tiger Woods turns down a big payday from the Saudi-backed LIV Golf tour, Donald Trump endorses two Erics running against each other, and studies show poor kids have a greater chance at succeeding by befriending rich kids. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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"America never forgets, unless it's about slavery." 🤣🤣🤣
Facts 😂😂😂
Exactly 💯. Never Forget
And covid
Boom!!! 🎤👇🏻
Or killing Native Americans. Or the entire reason for the civil war. Or WMDs in Iraq. Etc.
The US forgets a lot of inconvenient things.
WHEN YOU SEE WHAT AMERICAN IS CAPABLE OF THERE REALLY IS NO EXCUSE FOR THE AMOUNT OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM in American !!! Well said Trevor
yes, all the fascists' running around as domestic terrorists, antifa has proven that we are not safe at home, but there is zero interest in making america safe from domestic terrorist's that are destroying cities.
the FBI knows where and who they are, but the prosecutors let them out on the streets.
yes, all the fascists' running around as domestic terrorists, antifa has proven that we are not safe at home, but there is zero interest in making america safe from domestic terrorist's that are destroying cities.
the FBI knows where and who they are, but the prosecutors let them out on the streets.
Please explain, I dont get it
They know whose killing, they provide the weapons
Well Fxxxing said !!!
The best thing about Trevor's show is, it's literally how the world should be.
Asian, Black, White all together... Not trying to take out each other but to make people laugh and smile.
Perfect.
How about that song from Three dog night black and white can't remember the rest of it just saying anyway the song or three dog night or something like that
three dog night is fire
Cope
What about Hispanics and natives, all you see is 3 colors?
@@sotastatesoulja - let’s add Hispanics, Natives, and everyone else, the point is that we all live together, bringing each other up, supporting each other, and laughing together. I’m here for it♥️
It's taken me a year to warm up to Ronny Chieng, to understand his humour, but wow, I see his brilliance now. WWIII the trilogy, more roles for Asian actors. So demented, so brilliant. Please people give it up for Ronny Chieng!!
I've always seen Ronnie like George Carlin or Lewis Black. He's still young so it doesn't always work. But once he's a grizzled old man: BOOM! Everybody will love him
@Phi Hong easy report
He's been my jam since he was first on the show, but I TOTALLY see why it takes some people a while. ❤️
Ronnie Chang is the best correspondent tied with Roy Wood Jr.
My wife loves his stand up. It is pretty funny.
"if you cared about Asian representation, then you'd support World War 3" has to be one of the most random and yet totally funny things I've heard in the last few months.
@@slevinchannel7589 what are you talking about?
@@captainhaddock6435 lol I'm so confused 😕.
It's a caricature of mindless inclusion of non-white people.
@@slevinchannel7589 Who is them?
Llpllll pm
"We're just flying from McDonald's to McDonald's"
Hahaha, jokes on you, MY plane landed in the middle of the desert, where TF did the McDonalds come from!?!?
Please don't stop what you are doing! It's so important, hysterically funny and it keeps me sane in an otherwise crazy world. Trevor and his team deserve a medal!
exactly!
"unless it's slavery" 😂🤣😂🤣 that knocked me down 🤣😂🤣😂
lets take a moment to appreciate trevor for such a great mimcry / impression of australian slang
Ah, the Koala slang
Trevor could do anybody accent
Will agree with that I was thinking the exact same thing thing.
Should get Ronny Chieng to play along too. He studied in Australia.
Accent. Not sure of the slang. Did well though.
Trump: "I support Eric."
Press: "Which one?"
Trump: "Eric... Governor."
🤣🤣🤣
Stormy Payoff.
He supports all Erics except Eric Trump.
Cantona
@@joseville be like that sometimes lol
I had an awful day today, and that joke about we need WW3 to "complete the trilogy" made me laugh so hard I cried.
Trevor's delivery is always on point 🤣🤣🤣 what a great human being 🌠💓🌟
🤮
Ronny Chieng channels the anger and frustration I feel when I’m on social media
Willing to bet that Trump is still going to count whichever Eric wins as being proof of the power of his endorsement.
That's the whole plan.
Bahah vwry funny not
@@TheNefastor
So... Schrödinger's endorsement?
@@lovereligion2258 weird that you thought that was a joke.
@@azoth6641 LOL except in this case I wouldn't mind if we find out the Erics are dead when we open the box.
Yo, Ronny and Roy are the best things out there, thank you Trevor for giving them an outlet, we are all better with them bringing hilarity to our lives
"We need WWIII to complete the trilogy..." This is the most terrifying thing I've heard in a long time.
Noah is brilliant at finding the humor, but also the truth about today’s issues.
Can't go one day without talking about trump 😭
I’m pretty sure he talks about Trump but he is more interesting than the dude that should be in a rest home.
@@Natureboypkr2 Joe?
Says someone who doesn't get real humor and has a very skewed political view.
Exactly OP, these other comments can cry while we laugh 😂😂
This video had both the most surprising moment I've had so far and the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while, being how the hellfire missile works and Ronny saying "we need a World War 3 to complete the trilogy." Couldn't give it the outburst of laughs it needed because I was mid-eating food lol
The completing the trilogy line is an instant classic.
And in WW4 we can make a prequel. Fight with sticks and stones.
@@Hirnlego999 WW4 you bring back to old classics from the first two hehe
I could help but hear represent'asian' when he said "Asian representation" lol
Hellfire missiles have nothing to do with fire. I'm stumped. I thought it was immolation based.
In my opinion Trevor, you’re the most spontaneous and intelligent comedian.
as an "Eric" I'm officially rejecting this endorsement
LOL
When Tiger Woods shows more moral backbone than all governments combined.
tbf turning down that offer becomes a lot easier when you're practically a billionaire.
@@deltav864 yes but money is money (some billonaires always wants more money, well most billonaires do)
"Well what about his moral backbone when he was married to me?"----Erin
@@freya8133 Exactly! So when a man like that shows moral scruples and world leaders don't, you have an idea of how low are the standards...
@@deltav864 but the offer was also nearly 1b , He is just not into attention seekers
I definitely agree that having rich friends growing up as a poor person gives you slightly more opportunities if you take advantage of them correctly. I’m talking about using the connections you are afforded, but that only happens if you mean something to the family or are talented in some way. I was the former and latter, fortunately. He is still my best friend to this day, but I appreciate his family almost as much as my own. They took me in as one of their own. This world is really all about who you know… kind of a blurred ethics lesson to your kids, but it’s really true.
Sadly and kind of unsurprisingly the world is that way. Mankind became the most dominant species due to their social structure, so it makes sense that having connections is still the prevailing feature that gets you far... I wish I had received that memo a bit earlier... 🙄
I'd love to take a look at that study. I suspect having access to the life of "rich" people, it gives you a point of comparison and you may decide you would like to live like that.
It's still not WHAT you know but WHO you know.
It's literally what you know. There are studies going back to the 70s that paired children from economically disadvantaged backgrounds with mentors from the upper middle class, and it significantly affected how they interacted with people; they became more confident, they understood social in-speak, they knew which fork to use, what to wear: things you don't think should matter that absolutely do matter if you want to succeed.
@@MelissaThompson432 Thanks for the input. I love these information. Can you suggest a publication that is free access? Would love to read more on the topic...
the world could really use Ronny and Trevor's humor , they just lighten up the mood so much despite all this havoc in the world.. Love you Trevor and Ronny!
Trevor. So talented and spontanous!! One of the best Comedians in the 21C.
“America never forgets”……….
“Unless it’s slavery”……. Trevor Noah
How respond that?
Trevor is real genius
Sounds about white to me
and some other domestic injustices...
selective memory
I don't think a particular minority group allows anyone to forget. They seem to pull that card out for everything
That Ronny segment was hilarious 😂
Excellent humor Trevor and Ronny. Thank you for helping me laugh.
I like how Trevor shares the news and boldly call out people/US on injustices.
Bless you Trevor
Ronnie Chang is undeniably underrated in terms of funny “yo tiger, asian to asian”😂😩
Can’t imagine a world without Trevor!!! Love you man you are the best.
He really is. He should get the tonight show after Fallon
This aged like a fine wine
Reality stings today.
Trevor, U give us world issues w/ such wild humor & candor 🙋♀️🥰🫂! Thank U 👍!
" . . . America never forgets, unless its slavery . . . American never forgets. . ."
This cracked up 😂😂
Ironically, we have our own egg-mcmuffins in Sydney airport, for WAY less than $1800.
Ronny killed it this episode 😂
He totally did. But then again, he almost does anytime.
But I notice he didn't include Disney in the list of evil organizations he's taken money from...
I am 68 years Old an have watched and LOVE YOU from the Moment that I 1st seen You!! You Speak the Truth and You do it in a way where People through the Humor GET the Point and the FACTS!!! 👍👍👏KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO and the WAY YOU PUT THE TRUTH OUT THERE! I KNOW I WILL NEVER SEE YOU IN PERSON BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW I PRAY FOR YOUR SAFETY AND THAT YOU BE BLESSED WITH OVERFLOW YOUR One of Many FANS IN Grand Rapids,Michigan🌷🎙🎤👏👏👍👍🙏💖 🌷
I didn't realize how badly I needed Ronny's humor this morning. Thanks for making me laugh :)
And now the top 2 Eric’s are fighting each other saying “ Trump endorsed me” They have no self respect, they will do anything to get on Trump’s side. It’s sad.
How pathetic
@Ben Dover
No.
Confirms who's who. Actions speak louder than words.
Sadly, trumpola believes his own lies .. That sick
There's only one top Eric and that's Eric André.
@Ben Dover
Nobody? 🤔😆😆😆😆
@Ben Dover
No as people are inherently selfish.
Trevor!!!!!! This is one of your funniest recordings, despite the seriousness of it all.... Amazing headlines which could leave me in saddened thoughts, but with you presenting the news allows me to acknowledge that seriousness but still walk away with laughter and no hanging distress. THANK YOU!
That is so well put. He's my go to for as much news as he can cover.
Why do they say "the world's most wanted terrorist"🤔.....He was America's most wanted terrorist....We the rest of the world don't give af.
😂😂😂
Thank you Trevor and the crew
That was a great segment, Ronnie 🌹
The it “was Bush/Cheney” joke FTW 😂😂
🤣
Immortal Technique - Bin Laden 🎶
That joke so deep
True story though
the eric endorsement was completely intentional and its hilarious
I thought he was endorsing his son.
Well considering the people he likes and endorses . And his own past. My money is on the guy accused of blackmail.
Completely intentional and completely infantile and idiotic.
And neither politician had the self-respect to reject the endorsement as shoddy and disrespectful to themselves.
Trump would respect the one who turned it down.
But, both chose to be spineless.
@@jeffryphillipsburns considering they’re both probably scumbag republicans I think it’s hilarious
I hope that Trevor understands just how many people see these shows of his. This video alone got over a million views that's more views than some of the top stories that people should be paying attention for on regular news channels. Trevor Has a Wonderful opportunity to use comedy to reach people who are not listening to the everyday news to actually know what's going on
"PhD in Stupidity", well that's a new one! I was just running out of descriptions for the current state of mankind.
Trevor absolutely needs to do a comedic role in a movie
Seconded
we need a movie adaption of "born a crime"
@@peterdecroos1654 it's already in the works
Trevor imitating Biden talking like Boomhauer is dang ol' dang! Tell you what!!!
Better than 45 period
@@ruthharris9664 yup
@@kenthehobo lol
I love this "new" format with in the end the co-hosts having to represent a certain part of the show... it is just as weirdly funny/hilarious as Trevor's masterpieces 👍 brilliant!
Trump is just trolling us at this point, "Go Eric," is just the political version of Dez nutz.
“We need to complete the trilogy”🤣🤣
Bless you, Trevor!!!❤️🙏🌹
I forgot how entertaining Trevor Noah is 🤣 I literally have not watched tv in years so I’ve been missing out on a lot lol
Kudos to Trevor Noah joke's writers. 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
They missed a great opportunity at a joke when Ronnie was questioning why anyone would smuggle McDonalds into another airport because they are everywhere. He could have pointed out there might be a big market to smuggle them into Russia
Except that's not funny
Russia reopened McDonalds after seizing the assets left behind
@@kokohale under another name (mcrusski)
@@stuartaminion511 Under a different name & leadership. Also, McDonald's sold their assets to a Russian businessman, nobody seized them.
@@kokohale they did under a new name and can’t get them exactly right
Salute everyone stay prayed up
Your commentary on domestic terrorism is spot on👏🏾👏🏾💯💯💯
His Australian accent was a lot better than I expected. It was pretty solid actually.
45 did the eric thing on purpose that he can claim victory either way.
scary fact: Mike Bloomturd has done that his entire life.
He funds BOTH sides so he wins no matter what.
its a completely selfish act. don't matter who wins, as long as he wins or appears to do so.
“America never forgets unless it’s slavery”- sad but true
Great episode to start watching again on. 👏
"... to end the Trilogy." 🤣🤣🤣
Right on about the military exercises, they are pretty much a silly show that different countries love to perform.
It is such a waste of money and resources.
They are not. They are called drill for a reason. To prepare for real war!
Military exercises are also used for military readiness, but showing off is a waste of resources.
"America never forgets, except it's slavery". Made me spit out my milk lol
Thank you Tiger👏👏👏
Basically, they killed him with a flying food processor, you really have to wonder about the mental state of the makers
Honestly, they could've accomplished the same thing by attaching a Slap Chop to the end of the missile and have a fake hand pressing it rapidly.
Yep. Very " creative" 😏
lol a flying garbage disposal missile
Extra funny today Trevor ! Thanks for the needed laughs ♥️
You are amazing...Thank you..for so much information..
"Smuggle it up your @$$ like a professional" has me dying
Trevor your show is refreshing, keep up the amazing work!
I love Trevor and his whole crew. Brilliant.
Ronnie crushed it tonight like Costa crushes the stock market!! 😗🤌
razor blade missile ?! sounds like a Tony Stark thing man XD
Such a great segment. So funny. Loved it
It sure would be great if they did something to protect us from the homegrown terrorist that is a billion times more of a pressing issue over all of these terrorists added to together.. THAT'S my immediate concern. 🤷♀️🤬
Hint: We can do both, as we should.
Australia also doesn't allow gerbils, or hamsters as pets. It's classed as a pest that could destroy crops.
Completely understandable given the beyond insane level of various rodent infestations going on there
One rich dude in Australia wanted to hunt rabbits on his property, imported 13 of them, and he is solely responsible for the hundreds of millions of rabbits in the county
@@gzer0x and indirectly responsible for the millions of cats and other predators brought in to cull rabbit populations and now are invasive af too.
@@alastorcorvus seen any Cane Toad’s lately?
@@gzer0x I know, they've many imported animals that are now pest. My question is, with all the dangerous predators they have, why did they feel the need to import American alligators? At some point, I'm thinking they must be gluttons for punishments with dangerous animals. 😁
Love U Trevor,you're the best in this industry man♥️
Thanks Noah
as usual, Trevor+Ronnie never disappointed me 😆
Trevor Thankyou Soo Much Man for Delivering This. Team Daily Show 🙌♥️
0:41 That Aussie accent is spot on mate!
Wow, Trevor gets creative every day.
When I read about Trump endorsing Eric, I just thought: He finally accepts his son?
Yeah, no.
Now if he'll do something about domestic terrorism we as a country might start turning this ship around!
I agree. We need to lock up Antifa and BLM members that burned down our American cities.
Indeed.
We would have to finish what Sherman started, there is no keeping your hands clean on this one. U want to get the cancer out of our country u gonna have to be willing to be knee deep in blood.
Liberty Justice and Brotherhood of Free citizens requires sacrifice
Enjoyed it!
Ronny Chieng's segment was awesome
What amazes me is that years back when American manufacturers thought it would be a great idea to have 'everything' made in China, no one brought up the subject of being at the mercy of a communist dictatorship that would be in a perfect position to also dictate world economy. That's what greed gets you.
That's a 2-way street. We rely on them making things but they rely on us ordering things.
under the distractive cover of a pointless destruction of iraq...
traitors
@@JG-yk6ny not so much anymore as they are becoming more and more their own market which was I suspect always what they were aiming for.
because they were hopeful and was optimistic about the future, so were the chinese unless you are here to demonize them somehow they can't be what we can be. Everyone is critic of things in hindsight but only if you had an almanac you could be a billionaire, yea ppl back then didn't know what is going to happen just like you don't know what the world is gonna look like 30 years later either. If older ppl aren't surprised it's not because they expected, it's because they've seen enough to accept there could be multiple outcome but that doesn't mean the world isn't gonna keep churning and ppl will still have to keep trying and keep walking one step at a time
They knew very well it would happen.
They didn't care.
He is very funny and witty. He has his pulse in all the right places. Great Humor....
Man! Am dead! The scene with the president, Kamala and them had me rolling on the floor! Trevor Noah is the best ha haaaaaa
Same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronny just made my night! I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while.
Thanks Ronny! 🤍
He boils everything down to the gist and then does away with the wash. Cuts straight to it. luv the guy 😸
Go see his stand up! Nearly broke a rib laughing minutes straight! He was purposefully trying to "start a race war" with the audience🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Australian policy has been around for years and years. This happened exactly to a friend of mine and I as we flew from Indo to Darwin. I ate my sandwich before arriving in Oz. My friend didn't and he got fined 300$ for it. This was in 2003... Has nothing to do with some outbreak in Indonesia.
so what could be the reason?
@@sugarplumtiramisu Protecting Australian agriculture and biodiversity against anything at all, Australia being an isolated country and all. You'll find New Zealand having similar heavily enforced laws. Bear in mind you are filling out a form on the plane which asks you if you have any food items with you. You can answer "yes", they will then remind you at the airport and you can hand it over to be destroyed. No fines whatsoever. There are bins and warning signs everywhere in the arrival halls. If you miss ALL THAT, you get fined for gravely endangering the country's economy.
@@heijxje thank you
That was an “epic troll” 😂
Isn't it weird they managed to get this guy Zawahiri only _after_ pulling out of 20 yrs of military presence in the region? I find this highly ironic tbh
If anything, it backs the argument that there was merit in leaving. If we can take out terrorists without needing military occupation, then what's the point of hanging around?
Easy, he was probably hiding in Pakistan until that point and moved back into Afghanistan after the Americans pulled out
Well they had been tracking him down for 20 years now.
The show is so insightful that it is difficult to perceived sometimes as entertainment 😀 and go Ronny!!! He is just on totally another level! Hope to see more and more of him!
Wow... Ronny's stuff is on ANOTHER level... amazing comedy
"And completely obliterated the big shampoo bottle industry. ... Only tiny bottles for you" 😂😂😂
At least we know which Eric is not meant… 🤣😂🤣🙈
When I first heard i thought he was endorsing his son Eric
Trevor wasn’t kidding about the 9/11 joke 😅👏🏻
what did george bush and the other man do
The best duo of comedians at the same time!
I REALLY LOVE TREVOR'S COMMENTARIES! "America never forgets....unless it's slavery...I NEED that on a t-shirt
Also, I love Ronny Chieng. Dude always makes me smile 😊
great show trevor watching in from Uganda
I'm glad you said that so I could read your comment in Trevor's Ugandan accent lol
Especially awesome dialogue, guys. Thank you.