DeSantis' Cruel Martha's Vineyard Stunt Backfires; Trump Humiliates J.D. Vance: A Closer Look
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- Seth takes a closer look at Republicans turning to their favorite election year scare tactic of lying about immigration, highlighted by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' sadistic stunt of luring undocumented migrants onto a plane to Martha's Vineyard.
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DeSantis' Cruel Martha's Vineyard Stunt Backfires; Trump Humiliates J.D. Vance: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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How are those people who were flown to Martha's Vineyard "undocumented" immigrants? They've applied for asylum and are registered with ICE. That seems pretty well-documented to me! In which case, they are here legally and awaiting status adjudication.
I don't see immigrants as the problem the people born here (registered Republicans) are doing a good job of bringing violence to America
Exactly.
absolutely correct but that doesn’t stopped fox and RWNJ from calling them illegals.
The ones that miss their hearings because they are unable to get back to Texas in time will soon be documented as well, as deportees 😔
@@Cog_Nomen 😢
Bravo Martha vineyard 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well done. Thank you for treating people like people ❤️🙏🏽🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Those white racist liberals in Martha's Vineyard all showed their true racist colors!
They stepped up, bless their hearts.
Lol; they were happy to restock their pool cleaners, gardeners, and kitchen staff before kicking the rest out…
@@bnhs69a you poor fool 🤣 did you know Martha's Vineyard was in Massachusettes? You embarrassed yourself so bad🤡😂
They deported them within 48 hours lol wth do you mean??
J. D. Vance is a perfect example of a person who should be denied power automatically and forever, based on the way he wants to obtain it.
Anyone else really miss that he no longer ends his segments with "We love you"? It was one of the most touching things during the pandemic and I'd grown really accustomed to it. Miss it now that it's gone.
YES! I'm glad he's encouraging people to vote at the end but he could still tell us he loves us afterwards! I'm sad it's gone..
@@tubabelle wtf...look in the mirror, and tell yourself " I love you _ _ _I really really love you!!". Ever hear of Louise Hay (RIP)💗🙏. 🙂
Someone pointed out that misleading people then transporting them somewhere under false pretenses is human trafficking.
Kidnapping by inveiglement
Yep. False promises and free transportation is exactly the catch phrases for human trafficing.
Can’t be mislead when you are told where you’re going and also given a map 😂
@@Tony-723 they were promised jobs and housing thats what makes it illegal and its kidnapping law not human trafficking
48 counts of trafficking. Using federal money to do it, so misappropriation of funds, conspiracy to defraud, conspiracy to traffic.
Why are you calling them "Undocumented"? They were asylum seekers. They had court dates. They had documents.
Ok.... How about incorrectly-documented asylum seekers as Homeland security falsely gave info on their paperwork. That's more accurate
"undocumented" is a legal term. These immigrants do not have the right to live in the US and have not had their asylum status determined. Until one of those two things happen, they're classed as "undocumented".
I think theres a segment for that
Martha's Vineyard people, you are what we all need to aspire to. Beautiful!
That dolphin speaking bit absolutely killed me. Spitting scrambled eggs everywhere.
That's racist
@@carlbeane9227 Nah ... I don't think Trump was planning to race the dolphin.
Honestly, I expected something like, "click, click, whistle, click, whistle, whistle --- I came up with that!"
Don't call those heathens "gargoyles". Gargoyles guard against evil. They're the good guys.
He said "mutant gargoyles" so...
@@jlbueno0611 Hey...MUTANT GARGOYLES ARE GARGOYLES TOO... 😥
@@komalahayes1535 maybe those that Seth is talking about are "mutant gargoyles" who wear Maga hats and are complete assholes just like the current GOP 🤷🏻♂️ ..only Seth knows..I wasn't there
Also when perched on a building, gargoyles must have a spout for expelling water whereas the equally well named Grotesques are purely decorative, and serve no functional purpose. *Insert joke about similarities here*
@@jreyn893 THE NERD GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN...LET YE WITH BAD JOKES, PUNS AND CLEVER WORDPLAY BEGIN!!! 😃😁🤣
"I'm not saying I'm better than you, I'm PROVING it." 😂🤣
As illegal aliens die on the border, the left pat themselves on the back.
Who exactly are you guys better than?
This show was filled with gems!!!!! Where are the Emmy judges now, I ask you ....give this show an Emmy already!
yeah, its a gem that still needs trump to be funny.
@@ryanlehning556 well, he is the gift that keeps on giving.
Emmy for what? The same jokes the last 6 years.
Seth: orange man bad and fat.
Audience: hahahahahahaha
Seth: orange man bad and eat cheeseburger.
Audience: hahahahahaha
@@carlbeane9227 hey Carl seth is trying to show just how pathetic "americas"values ,are,decrepitaly some how able to exist. Our collective indulgence should be a narrative but,isnt.enjoy the show don't you.
Hat's off people of Martha's Vineyard. You are living proof that humanity is still alive, and well.
Buy moving them out the next day? Why is it inhumane when J.D. does it but not when Biden sent hundreds at night all over the country?So its a ok ? See you are firm believer in NIMBY. are yoiu telling me Martha's Vinyard doesnt have million dollar houses with min of 10 rooms each? Hell Obama's Birthday party had 100's of people. Not only that didnt he ship them to a place that is a santuary place and had a sign up that said we welcome them? Yeah welcome them right into a military base the next day. I will Admit that not callign ahead and not providing them with more info was a issue and dont approve of that.
Can you explain? Most people would call me left wing but I don't understand why migrants in MV should get better support then migrants elsewhere? There's so many people fleeing hardship in the world, why do the people in MV get special treatment?
@@Scaash Ohh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭But... but... Biden Oh but... but... Obama! Hillary has been gone over 20 years, and you're still 😭😭😭😭😭😭 about that! All Made up RepubliKKKan BULL 💩😂😂😂😂😂😂 Present some Proof Scooter, and Fox Cult Propaganda doesn't count. I'm from New Mexico we love everybody here we have to we are diverse AF! No NIMBY here, and quit trying to steal from the Great George Carlin, He hated GOP POS! You're a firm beilever of The Krust the Klown Cult.
@@zen1647 Maybe, because they just got dumped there, and weren't obligated to help, but did it anyway. That's not special treatment? That's compassion.
@@robertramirez1082 Thousands of migrants get dumped over borders all around the world every day after being lied to by people smugglers, including the US southern border. The ones in MV got better treatment then most.
There are also millions of people suffering around the world who can't pay people smugglers, or can't make the difficult voyages who can only dream of the the life that undocumented migrants have in the US.
Registering to vote is important, but I do miss Seth telling us to stay safe & he loves us.
The entire MV scheme has me really blown away. Like, you want to bus migrants to other places to provide relief for other cities, fine- but don’t lie and don’t screw over their paperwork on purpose. I don’t know how what they did isn’t illegal. But if I could see DeSantis in a cell with Drumpf, I would never ask for anything else.
@EyeMaxTheatre what truth is that, exactly? The truth that the GOP and people like you are spineless?
The GOP is just turning into caricatures of cartoon villains.
@EyeMaxTheatre what truth?
@EyeMaxTheatre truth? like republicans are too stupid to get elected? like that? enjoy the blue tsunami.
It is illegal.
I love Seth bc even though he is telling me about how so many people in this country are callously unconcerned about the well being of anyone different, somehow he makes me laugh at the absurdity of it all. That's all you can do sometimes. The ones that need to change probably never will.
Admit it, you talk about compassion, inclusion, yadda yadda….. but despise any and all who are not members of your cult. It’s okay to be honest and to be yourself. No one cares.
@@urbanabrandon dont forget about the racial slurs they like to spew when we dont agree with their indoctrination. But noooo thats not racism, the former party that didnt wanted to abolish slavery cant be racist.
Well put. I feel exactly the same way. He walks a fine line. Very funny and very compassionate at the same time. Not easy to pull off night after night.
Maybe someone different should take care of themselves..Instead lefts answer is vote for a creepy pedo because I guess he is different
@@urbanabrandon
this lowkey looks like an endorsement of what happened to the migrants. it's not cultish to get upset on the behalf of powerless people who were cruelly used as _pawns_ by politicians catering to ignorant voters who misunderstand what sanctuary cities are about.
i assure you that i can back my convictions up with real explanations. I have conservative family members and we're on pretty good terms, but they do a lot of pivoting and straw manning when talking to me about politics. maybe you wouldn't? but they're parroting conservative media, which _i watch,_ so I can say that it deliberately doesn't explain the real beliefs and motivations of leftists - for good reason! the ideas might start to make _sense._
It would be helpful if some of these migrants (if willing) were interviewed and able to tell their own stories. This would force Americans who see them as less than human to see they are actually women, children, men simply looking to amnesty and escaping violence and poverty.
Sounds good, but you know those MAGA idiots would say that was all faked and fake news. Only if their orange god told them so might (Yeah, I said might) believe it.
Although, I can understand refugees being reluctant to be filmed or photographed, or have their names appear in the press. They came here running for their lives and they probably don't feel safe yet.
@@ttintagel I understand. I wish the media could find some way to humanize them, instead of just calling them "immigrants". I know this won't matter to the racists, but overall, the coverage of this humanitarian crisis is controlled by the GOP. It's only talked about when they do something like this, or in the context of "the wall". Taking control of the narrative would help.
Amnesty? Why?
Then D, you adopt them and YOU pay for them. On poor little ILLEGALS. See that word, ILLEGAL. An immigrant is someone who comes here legally. Big Difference. Another hypocrite Liberal who always wants someone else to deal with the magnitude of FAILED BIDEN policies and the open door border policy of DIMocRATS. Post your address D, and I'll help donate to have some ILLEGALS bussed to you.
Here in our state we have thriving small businesses. I just got a raise last year. We also have peaceful migrant workers who are as grateful to be here as we are to have them. they work the fields to harvest and brings the cost of food down. The price of gas has gone down a bit but every little bit helps. We are now able to invest in a home because i don't have student dept anymore. Now that we can afford to have health insurance my husband and i can afford to have children. Every little bit helps. Take care out there and be kind to one another.
You seem so organized, but I'd hold off having children until you see you're leaving them in a world,
where they not only survive but thrive.
@@johnwattdotca Maybe the world needs the OP’s kids to help bring about that reality.
The fact that Vance is a Yale Law graduate honestly makes me start questioning their actual standards...
Charles Emerson Winchester III once stated, "I should've known better than to trust a Yale man."
I questioned their standards when I read that GW graduated from Yale.
@@wudangmtn I worked at Harvard while he was in office. Plenty of “Blame Yale” shirts seen on campus.
Exactly. And Cruz as well I think.
When it comes to things like that, getting in is the hard part. The rest is just typical college. Don't get me wrong, not knocking people earning their degree there--key word being earning, but the best advice I got from a college professor was that "it doesn't matter where you go, if all you're looking for is a get by education, that's what you'll get." (Harry Dyer, Virginia Tech-yes, I was paying attention!
I grew up in Ohio. And yes, we did have a lot of problems with refugees from Kentucky streaming across our southern border. But they weren’t all bad, many brought with them a slack-jawed gap-toothed glazed-over chicken-eyed sense of wonder at our shoes and indoor toilets. Of course, some were innovators, as well. The person who invented the toothbrush was from Kentucky (otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush). He came to Ohio in 1938 with his wife, sister, and aunt. Her name was Martha.
Seth's impression of DJT speaking to a dolphin was Chicken Soup for my Soul 😂😂😂😂😂
That literally made my whole week 😌
You poor, pathetic thing. You really need a hobby... better yet, a life.
Get help
@@rustyshackelford5758 😊😊
It really becomes more obvious every day that, with the GOP, the cruelty is the point. Everything else is secondary.
Just one more reason to vote blue!
Especially the "governing" part .
Yet you dem dummies want to teach children how to be transgender? Pathetic.
"I'm not saying I'm better than you, I'm proving it!"
Lmao, I'm so using that line someday XD
Could be the mantra one uses when browsing Twitter and Tumblr. It's easy to recite rhetoric and talking points, but can you practice what you preach in real life?
Trump says that every damn day.
Congratulations Massachusetts! 48 undocumented immigrants crossed the border into your state and you leapt into action to take care of them for a few days. In Del Rio,Texas, about twice the size as Martha’s Vineyard, they get 48 unannounced, undocumented immigrants every 40 minutes, 24 hours a day 7 days a week. But, wow, that’s so impressive MV that you were able to address this large influx of immigrants, if only for a few days.
That was the best line in the whole segment.
I wanna use that line too!
Imagine these people coming from hardship, in many ways, then they land on billionaire row. Desantis is such a wonderful guy.
And what did the millionairs do????? Got em out as soon as they could.
I live for the "Da bears" joke in every Mike Lindell mention.
Cruelty is always the point with these guys. Let’s not forget this stunt is a repeat of what racist southerns did before.
When I was a boy, in a long forgotten century, I used to go on night rides with my cop neighbor. I lived in a Deep South city, and you can bet each and every cop was white. In the wee hours of the morning, they would cruise the city, looking for homeless or vagrants. If they found one, they'd load him up in the back seat, drive him to the county line and warn him that if he came back again he would not be taking another ride.
Remember in November and vote them all out!
How is it cruel to send immigrants to a wealthy democrat sanctuary like Martha’s Vineyard??? Surely they’d get a welcome there like no other a d there’s no shortage of money or big houses.
@@mogznwaz because they were lied to. Did you not watch the video?
@@mikropeen69 I imagine it did. When savagery, brutally, and disregard for human compassion are the chief attributes of a society, then the monsters have the upper hand....for awhile.
I love that the way that Republicans lure "lazy, not-willing-to-work" migrants onto a plane is by telling them (falsely) that there are "jobs" at the end of the flight.
This tells you very clearly that Republicans know that the things they say about migrants are not true. If you really believed migrants were inherently lazy, you wouldn't bait the trap with a "job".
Umm… you realize that Biden flies migrants all over the country everyday. I live in El Paso and have been on quite a few flights with them. Many of them even get to sit in first class.
But… you liberals who have never even seen the border just don’t understand. You claim to be sanctuary cities, but the second migrants actually show up, you immediately deport them.
Liberals… the real racists…
where are they gonna send the lazy, good-for-nothing republicans? Mexico?
I almost had a serious coffee through my nasal passages incident when you started clicking & whistling. Thanks Seth.
I just can't see how ANYONE would follow these cruel fools.
All I heard was that a Governor committed human trafficking crimes with federal Money and his party cheered him-on.
Just about says everything you need to know about’Em.
My local paper had a poll, do you agree with what desatan did - more than 75% said yes. Such a disgusting world.
@@samredbird4225 disgusting maga lemmings
That's nothing. Watch the 1942 USDA video, *Hemp for Victory,* and then understand that the US government forces us to pay billions of dollars in taxes every year to fund police and prisons against the American people in the war on drugs.
THEY'RE FUCKING KILLING US OVER THE SAME *MARIHUANA* PLANT THAT WAS LEGALIZED TO DEFEAT THE NAZIS, AND NO ONE CARES.
Curiosities sake only-where do you live?
@@samredbird4225 )- So much depends on your state, the paper and who owns it.
Unless you know the sources of your news, you can’t trust it.
I live 65 miles from the Arizona-Mexico border and it's so weird to hear all about how much of a warzone it is from people who live in Ohio.
Being from southern California, it's hard to be racist against Mexicans when all of our city and street names are in Spanish.
@@Marijuanifornia I agree, but I find that many over here in Arizona find it really easy despite everything being in Spanish. My last name is Rodriguez and you wouldn't believe the amount of local yokels I get messaging me on Facebook telling me to go back to Mexico. Back to Mexico? My family is originally from Caguas, Puerto Rico. /shruglife
@@koopatroopa187 "Mexico" in the right-wing morons' atlas is anywhere vaguely South of the USA.
@@koopatroopa187 thankfully no one has told me to go back to Mexico because my family has been citizens for 3 generations, 4 if you count my cousin's kids. They swear we all just popped up over night.
Yeah the Red constituents in my state are brainwashed. If you don’t vote Republican all your jobs will be taken away and swarms of criminals will pour in from the south!
The absolute worst part of this is that DeSantis spent tax payer money on a publicity stunt rather than spending it on literally anything that would benefit the people of his own state
How much do you think the Biden Admin's shipping illegals across the country for a yr and a half and allowing terrorists, gang-bangers, traffickers and fentanyl to flood in costs America and Americans? No one's buying the phony outrage, sorry.
no. the worst part is that Joe Biden has been doing the same exact thing for a year and a half. So far Joe has shipped (planes or buses) nearly 1/2 million illegal aliens all over America. All under the cover of darkness AND legacy media refuses to report it. This is why YOU Lucian do not know about it. Your not being told the real story. I'm not dis' on you 'cause I know you've been fed a bunch of baloney...BUT indeed it is TRUE that Biden has been mass shipping aliens all over America for a long time. DeSantis has caught several planes of these immigrants landing in Florida with no warning. He's tired of it and now he took some action. Imagine being an immigrant ans being sent to MV? That's a nice place BUT then finding out they DON'T WANT YOU THERE! I mean wth?
You would be wrong. He benefitted his state by (1) sending them to a sanctuary state and letting the liberals pay for the illegals, and he clearly exposed the HYPOCRITES in the DEM party who say we don't have a border problem. 50 ILLEGALS overwhelmed Martha's Vineyard, oh boo hoo.
Publicity stunt? His intention was to show how hypocritical the open border democrats are. Sure worked eh?
@@xenuno Seems like the Dems of MV acted like kind people that took care of those in need. You know acted like Christians are supposed to but GOP christian seldom do. As a Floridian I would much rather have had our dufus governor spend our money one of the many things FL needs instead of acting like a creepy guy with candy trying to lure kids into the van.
The majority of migrants (30 of 50) who wound up flying to Massachusetts were “homeless” and “hungry” and living in parking lots in San Antonio. They were put up in accommodations for one to two days before they were transported out of state to Martha's Vinyard.
There nothing that gets Trump off like someone who formerly criticized him (J.D. Vance, Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, etc.) doing a total 180 and turning into a total fawning sycophant. To the Abominable Showman, that's real power.
It's hard to say whether they actually like Trump or not, since kissing his ass is pretty much required to get anywhere in the GOP these days.
Not that it matters, though. They're spineless cowards and Trump doesn't care if you actually like him as long as you say nice things and give him money.
I'm hoping there's a trump vs desantis election because that will split the Republicans up and they will have to choose sides..I pray it happens and desantis wins and trump claims voter fraud, I will have my beer and popcorn ready 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Truth.
It's the only way T**** can get wood.
If you're going to be a sanctuary City act like a sanctuary City I live in Arizona quit dumping them on us yeah coming to the country come to Arizona and Texas but don't come to my state I'm too prejudice for you
You failed to mention that the people sent to Martha's Vineyard were all asylum seekers who were housed in a facility in Texas awaiting their hearings. Hearings some might miss and which will result in their being returned to the countries they were fleeing.
Part of not reporting on Monday was being picked up by police and deported.
Proof? Even if so what does it matter where they are housed? Is Martha's Vinyard to good for them?
@@TitchBits420 Are you joking? How are they supposed to get to their hearings when they are so far away and may have no way to get back in time. They were tricked into leaving and now these asylum seekers who were trying to get papers legally will be sent back to where they were fleeing from. This is absolutely disgusting.
@@TitchBits420 Wow, and yikes. What a comment
@Argenta the Republican governor of Massachusetts.
It's so weird how so many of the people directly in the shot behind Drumpf are so very often staring off in any direction BUT AT DRUMPF.
@8.27 "I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm proving it". Beautiful!!
I felt like dry heaving when Trump talked about how JD Vance fell in love with him after previously being his critic. I haven't felt this nauseous since I heard the election results in 2016.
JD kissing his ass...how prime
ol; bone spurs must have made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Omg right!!
I feel the same way, trump could gag a maggot, I'd leave the country if he ever holds office again, I can't stand to listen to his bullshit
You too, huh?
Dropped them off at a remote island huh? You mean kidnapped under false pretences?
They kinda were! When you think about it! Isn’t that a crime? Just asking.
A remote island? Martha's vineyard? But yo massa Obummer lives there
@@kevinkrichie are people still trying to make jokes of Obama's name?
These illegals ...
#1 Voluntarily decided they wanted to go there.
#2 Signed documents signifying that they voluntarily chose to go there.
#3 Were given packets to help them once they got there which had
a) Maps
b) phone numbers of all the refugee services in Mass.
#4 They were given clothes, showers , the offer of haircuts and medical treatment before they left.
#5 There were only 50 of them, but there are way more than 50 multi-room mansions on M.V.
#6 Not a peep was heard from Michele or Barrack Obama. Perhaps they were hiding and not answering the door so that they wouldn't have to take in a few of them into their seaside mansion. They could have used them as a prop for the climate change narrative by getting them to sandbag the property to prevent those rising sea levels from wiping out the property, but they weren't thinking...they're probably realizing this now.
They went there because they were told that the Democrats would welcome them with open arms if they could only get to America. Mass. is a sanctuary state, and they were seeking sanctuary.
they stole my MAGA Dream Resort idea. I suggested that Jeff Epstein's Island be made available to MAGA as an all inclusive resort, only they get air dropped in with nothing but their weapons, no food no electricity, just MAGA until there's only one left.
This Martha's Vineyard stunt reminds me of fraternity pranks. Much crueler and stupider, but equally juvenile. I'm sure they thought it was funny.
Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott: two miserable punks who need to be in jail. I'm in Texas and nothing would make my day more than Abbott and DeSantis ending up as cell mates.
If Florida is using the 12 million dollars that's supposed to be used to fight coronavirus for these flights wouldn't that be embezzlement or at least misappropriation of federal money?
And they spent it in Texas - I don't understand why Florida residents aren't pissed he couldn't find an unethical way to spend it on folks in his own state.
there's a veritable smorgasbord of charges to bring against these ghouls and still... nothing.
Like the other scam in MS to take federal money meant for the poor to build a "volleyball stadium".
You're still under the impression that laws mean any fucking thing?
Poor, naive American.
Bush tortured innocent people to death in secret prisons that the entire world knew about. No one did anything about it because no one believes in anything. Nothing matters. There is no hope. Do you want to see 100% real video proof from the US Federal government that nothing matters?
Watch the 1942 USDA video, *Hemp for Victory.*
Our government has been beating and killing Americans for our entire lives over the exact same "Marihuana" plant that was legalized to defend our country during World War II. There is video proof on an official government website available 24 hours every day on everyone's cellphones, and no one cares.
Historically, people from Kentucky, West Virginia and other Appalachian States have been crossing Ohio's southern border since WW2.
Refugees have been crossing Ohio's southern border since slavery
Check out National American Archives (African American Heritage Section). Between 1910-1970, one of the largest movements of people in U.S. History took place when 6 million African Americans left the American South for various places north and later, further westward. The reasons for leaving were many, prejudice obviously overweening. Prior to that, many people who were enslaved or in the process of escape attempts knew that if they could cross from Kentucky to Ohio, they had moved to a safer place and could build a community. Although they knew there was still a chance to fall prey to a slave catcher, the likelihood of that happening was greatly reduced.
@@lstapes7 , the Great Migration!
I love Seth Myers and his top notch writers!
Oh yea, Such staunch poison dwarves writing TDS ridden drivel for you lap dogs to drink up.
Thank you for pausing for the laughter at home, Seth.
Mike Lindell getting his phone seized in a Hardee's drive-thru has to be The Best & Worst Publicity Hardee's has ever had.
Honestly I really wish it had been at a waffle house
Hardee's had more positive publicity during the days of Speedy McGreedy and Gilbert Giddyup. Mike Lindell has all but killed that.
I liked Seth's Lindell drunk voice. I wonder what he'd sound like stoned? Maybe Michael Jackson after inhaling helium.
Pillowy biscuits.
@@mrvlsmrv American military members who toured the country to enlist more soldiers,
took tanks of helium with them to let people inhale and talk in helium voices.
DeSantis is a grub, now known even here.
Cheers from Australia. :)
What's a grub?
In Alaska, a grub is like a very large maggot ( worm).
It can also mean very bad survival food. I don't know what it means any where else.
@@ArabsforIsrael Aussie slang for "lowest of the low".
@@Bethgael but why do you think this about Desantis? He's literally having to Biden's job because biden refuses to enforce the law
@@Bethgael If you're a sane Australian you should get on to Sky News Australia, who not only
lies to viewers but show edited videos to exaggerate President Biden in improper ways.
The folks of Martha's Vineyard are BEAUTIFUL ❤️❤️❤️
That was a GOOD REPORT, ORIGINAL.. even follow dt a.. 👌 PERFECT!
It's gonna be fun watching "man of God" Ron Destupid getting on his hands & knees & praying he's not charged with Human Trafficking.
He should be though.
Oh don't worry, he won't be. Justice is fucking dead.
Mayorkas first, then VP Harris for lying about turning our southern border into an Illegal alien floodgate…
San Antonio is going after him!
AT LEAST HE FID IT DURING THE DAY,UNLIKE JOE BAMA WHO HID IT IN THE DARK OF NIGHT.THEN LIED ABOUT IT.DAMN DO SOME RESEARCH PEOPLE...
8:25 "I'm not saying I'm better than you, I'm proving it." Quote Of The Week!
Except that instead of "proving it," they shipped the migrants off to a military base within 24 hours. Proof indeed!
Before or after you call in the national guard and boot those 50 people out?
Conservatives' atrocities are indefensible. That's why when confronted all you can do is drag other people down and imagine that they would be cruel like you given half a chance. We just proved you wrong. Cry more
@@chadleach6009 “booted out” is what happened when they got loaded into a plane and sent there.
@@rafstrayhorn5772 Your definition of the word "atrocities" differs from reality. And if anything is an atrocity, it's pretending that 300K people are seeking "asylum," 2 million illegal entries, 78 of whom are on the terror watch, encouraging it, and then moaning about 50 people being flown to Martha's Vineyard. PS: you haven't "proved" anything. That would require, ya know, proof. What a joke!
You can picture what it would have looked like, but that's on you. - dying over here.
I would like to thank Martha Vineyards people for showing. The real way people of the US are
I really don't want to know or see just how low some Republicans can go. Seems to be a bottomless pit.
Man, You are CRACKING up that one lady. This was a gift to her to see your show. I am happy she is enjoying her she let's the world knows it.
That's your mother, isnt it?
Delightful woman, delightful children. Nice shout out, that should cover you for Christmas this year 😉😊🤣😏
yeah, wish she would have waited until the jokes were at least halfway through before laughing at them
@@davidjunto1008 It has to be Seths mom
you know, they say genius is the ability to name new things...
Love your show Mr. Seth!!!!👌🏻👏👏👏
Give him a sharpee, and he can put Martha's Vinyard wherever he wants it.
You should have continued that last clip to the end. You said nothing about the migrants being listed at RANDOM HOMELESS SHELTERS around the US. That's the cruelest part about this whole thing. They would not receive mail and obviously not show up for their court appearances on Monday (today). Otherwise, love the segment!
Oh poor things! Beats being raped, tortured, then chainsaw-beheaded by Mexican drug cartel sadists!
And yet, these same Republican states receive far more in federal dollar expenditures than they contribute in taxes. For example, Mississippi received $2.07 for every tax dollar it sends to Washington, Kentucky $2.89, Virginia $2.24, West Virginia $2.15, Mississippi $2.09, Alaska $2.07 and South Carolina $1.71. Florida, a Republican state, received $1.24 for every dollar it paid in federal taxes.
Part of not being there on Monday is police picking you up and deporting you.
@What? ok trumpy. Joined youtube 6 days ago to talk about the border did you.
@What? They actually went there voluntarily.
"I came up with 'caravan'."
Dodge: "Excuse me?"
It's disgusting defending the town who was upset and outraged when 50 immigrants randomly showed up to their towns.. at the same time call boarder states evil when they try to regulate their own towns.
He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said caravan.
How did that make you feel? 😂.... I couldn't resist 🤣
Big man--strong man--tears in his eyes! He said to me, "Sir--sir: 'caravan.'"
@@janeeyre1990 lol 🤣😂😂 all I could hear is Seth’s impression.
@@udntknomeXX Sad.
Can we just call a Trump Rally a cult gathering?
Yes please do I fully support that opinion.
And free therapy.
Yes, albeit I'd say they've been a cult gathering for a while.
What's the collective noun for a group of trumpists, a conspiracy?
Calling a duck "a duck" is only proper.
The Getty Watermark line is a perfect thing.
I love Sassy Seth!!!🏆🇺🇸😎♥️
Pretty stupid thing they did really shows the childish and the length they go. And think it will or should be overlooked. How dare they do that to those innocent people and children 🫤🤬🤬🙏🏽❤️🇨🇦
They in your own country, fight for your freedom and rights and home; don’t expect a free ride from the American taxpayer…
@@seanbrown9048 not too swift are you
@@bradthompson5383 I’m 100% honest. You make zero sense.
@@seanbrown9048 ❄❄
@@bradthompson5383what’s good about it?
It shows his lack of leadership. He is using human beings as pawns in a game of chess that he can’t possibly win. It’s kidnapping and trafficking all at once. It’s inhumane. It’s grandstanding. He is both morally and ethically corrupt. And the fact that you and the rest of the dumbfucks here are applauding him and finding this hysterical goes to show once again what trash you are.
Stopped the interview too soon, she was just about to explain how DeSantis tried to ensure that everyone on that flight would be criminalized and therefore deported. That's the truly evil part.
I don't get how DeSantis isn't going to jail for what he did. Last I heard, kidnapping is illegal, as is fraud, and the migrants fall under federal jurisdiction, not state. There's other illegality to be had too...
The “ truly evil part” ??? Get a grip soft brain
Okay mr goody 2shoes move as MANY as POSSIBLE INTO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!!
@@andrewtorrens7790 Good point.
@@eddiesaenz9291 "Okay mr goody 2shoes move as MANY as POSSIBLE INTO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!!"
According to White Jesus, in Matthew 25 your Jesus ordered you to invite the foreign stranger in to your land. What? Are you afraid your Jesus won't protect you from whatever it is you fear? Are you worried that he doesn't hate brown people as much as you hate brown people? Did you know that Jesus also said in Matt 25 that if you fail to invite the foreign stranger in to your land that he would PERSONALLY throw you in the lake of fire? So it doesn't matter what ceremony or ritual or fake drowning you went thru. It doesn't matter how many times you pray. If you failed your Jesus in one of the five ways he outlined in Matt 25 he will pick you up by your short-hairs and toss you into the fire forever.
I don't believe in your imaginary friend, but YOU DO. You have to, because all conservatives are christians because all conservatives are afraid to die and need a safety blanket. So the rules your Jesus put over you (and not over me, Matt 25 was addressed specifically to so-called christians) are the rules you refuse to follow and by your own rules you go to hell. So stop banning books and stop being a racist idiot.
Not to mention the fact that it took $600,000 to fly those people from Florida to Martha's Vineyard? That's the scam in itself when anyone who books a flight for that cost is criminally a threat to themselves and others and requires immediate institutionalization. #ProveMeWrong
But how do they get away with this ?!
Yo mean, how does the federal state get away with routinely flying thousands of these undocumented people all over the country every night in hush, hush flights - but when DeSantis does it to just 50 people it's crime of the century? When is the trafficking lawsuit going to land on Biden's desk?
Daily Reminder: When Obama left office he went windsurfing. When Trump left office he went to court.
PLEASE VOTE
Tubby went a-courtin' he did go, uh huh.
LoL. Obama golbest Control POWER System !!! NWO
Ya Communist Control LIFE Style SOON !!! GreAt
@@SmilingIbis Tubby went a courtin' he did go,
and the GOP's excuses really did blow,
uh huh.
Preach On, Auntie🌟!!! Hallelujah and Amen!!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@abrokenframe84 💙Gina🏆😀
If this was happening in another country we as a nation would be horrified. Sad it is happening right here at home.
It did end up getting exported to Canada. And the endgame of it has happened already in Hungary.
Are you not horrified as it is?
@@justajumpingypsygirl Extremely So
Good old rugged American individualism at work. I can't fathom what comes next if the GOP takes back Congress in 2022 and the Presidency in 2024. They make Orban look tame tbh.
The death at the border or sending illegal aliens to an affluent neighborhood?
That seems like an awfully expensive way for DeSantis to make the people he hates look good…
It’s always fun(?) seeing MV in headlines as a summer resident, especially seeing Seth talk about it. I distinctly recall sitting behind him in his car while we waited for the ferry several years ago. At the time, my mother’s college friend said that he looks “even handsomer in person.”
Off-season, the island has a population of around 16k. There are 186 cities and towns in TX larger than the island, so it’s bizarre to hear people argue, “Well, Texas has to deal with this all the time!” MV in the off-season is of median income, since when the rich folks leave, they take their money with them.
So they should have space for 50 people, no?
Seth's impersonation of Trump-style dolphin language is an all time high for the genre
Well, he gets lots of practice.
He studied hard at impressions camp.
That was hilarious! 🤣
THE LEFT IS SO TRIGGERED BY "THE ORANGE MAN" ....He should look at "SLEEPY JOE" and "HEELS IN THE AIR" for HIGH COMEDY !!!!
Or… we could always look at the cartoonish meltdowns of hilariously simple MAGA slowpokes throwing toddler-level whiny temper tantrums for comedy.
Those are pretty good.
The trump talking to dolphins was hilarious. The mike Linder hibernating like "the bears" was awesome as well.
Floridian SO FREAKING PUMPED to vote against Ronny and all his ilk. Please send FL good vibes, we need it!
I was born and raised in Mankato. We're known for hanging 38 Souix and the pillow guy. I'm so embarrassed.
Ok, that Trump speaking Dolphin impression clearly shows Seth spent his summer slaving away at his advanced impressionist classes.
Excuse me, click whistle click click.
🤣🤣🤣
35 For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, 36 I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.’ 37 Then the righteous will answer him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? 38 And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? 39 And when did we see you sick or in prison and visit you?’ 40 And the King will answer them, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.’
~Matthew 25:35-40
❤❤❤Amen
The bible is nothing but a tool to control the unfortunate masses.
- how much you want to bet they've never even read that verse?
Magas would call that 'woke liberal' bible verse and hate it
No
I wish all US citizens listened way more to Seth Meyers. He, even through his jokes, makes more sense than so many of your right wing politicians. I pray for you guys
what exactly did he say that "makes sense"?
This is what America should be about. Acceptance and understanding. Not division and hatred; shame on DeSantis
This was one of the best Closer Looks I've had the good pleasure of having my blood boil from the anger I feel toward the sadistic asshats who have humiliated themselves to lick the former president's boots in order to win favor from the Red Hat brigade. Well done, Seth!
It’s actually pretty obvious why the Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) are keeping Trump front and center in the news cycle with their fishing expeditions and anonymous leaks. The Democrats desperately need Trump to run again. They know Trumps popularity is waning; the only way to keep it high enough for him to win the nomination is to attack him. If anyone else wins the Republican nomination, Biden is finished.
It’s also funny how the Democrats and the culture writ large became so deranged over a person that their philosophy and culture literally created. He’s the perfect mirror. He is you. Keep that in mind the next time you feel your blood boiling. The only thing that sets him apart from you (which is the only part that the rest of us really cared about) is that he believes this country is exceptional. That and he doesn’t see those that don’t live on the coasts and borders as a bunch of flyover rubes.
Do you remember a few months ago where the Biden admin was flying people out of TX to other states at night via airplane? People thought it was good back then. Can you tell me what changed?
youre insane
@@p00lboy thank you I thought I was going insane. This is day care TV for low IQ individuals (another Trump Quote)
@@ProDeo04 It amuses me that people call democrats snowflakes and then feel the need to go to a liberal comedian's CZcams channel to write incoherent responses in defense of a man who could not care less about anyone other than himself, but somehow became your Messiah.
Being from Massachusetts I almost had an accident when you started the Martha vineyard jokes. Dead on accurate!! Too funny!!
As someone who grew up on the Vineyard, everything he said about the summer crowd is spot on
The rich leftists who reside in Martha's Vineyard didn't tolerate those illegals very long, did they?
Jaws
I love the tweet I saw on Twitter that said how embarrassing for Massachusetts that someone had to figure out how to prove we were actually nice
@@nissahauer4309 I noticed that the rich leftists in Martha's Vineyard had the illegals discarded at a military base within a day. A whopping 50 illegals got an emergency WH Cabinet meeting and a National Guard call-up. My, my how rich Democrats are protected from the consequences of their policies. How nice!
They should have to fulfill ALL of the promises made.
With 'interest'!
As a Kentuckian, I can assure you none of us voluntarily go to Ohio...except maybe Cincinnati but that's really just Northern Kentucky. lol
I swear just when I think Seth's Closer Look can't get any better he raises the bar!
I hope I get to meet him in a gulag one day 👍😉
lol, he's pathetic.
If only the daily news could stop making me wanna go to the bar
So what kinds of things could we all be shipping to Desantis's front door?
Hopefully a warrant for something.
The people who vote for him.
@@dcon3002 Ha. We all wish. But if you haven't noticed, people in power in this country are above the law. Rules for thee, but not for me.
Enjoyed it, Seth. Thank you.
This is pure BS Stop it please The truth is poor immigrants got send to a rich community which is a bless of safe streets great housing and jobs Ship out within 48 hours every last one of them The Martha vineyard leader even said they need to go out of here now. They are so powerful they got the national guard and state police to remove them Not even a ICE raid could have done it faster
Massachusetts
The thing is, they think everyone is as cold hearted as they are.
You can't be watching sports action in Vegas and under-reported cities where deaths are involved.
@@johnwattdotca...........what?????
My mom and I attended this Closer Look in person! I told Seth Meyers he is awesome, his Hulu cartoon The Awesomes is awesome, and Impression Camp during the offscreen fan Q&A session, and he gave me a free signed copy of the DVD because he was glad to hear that a fan in his audience remembered that show. I was very happy to see Seth Meyers, John Oliver and Quinta Brunson in person that day. I was even happier for Seth to give me a DVD of his awesome superhero cartoon! September 19, 2022, 11:55pm
Lucky!! 😍
@@MaryamofShomal I agree. If Amber Ruffin also has a Q&A session in one of the Late Night with Seth Meyers episodes that feature her, I want to ask if she guest starred in the Central Park episode Fista Puffs Mets Out Justice _because_ of The Awesomes, which stars both Meyers brothers. Maybe it does remind her of The Awesomes as much as The Missing Links of Moorshire reminds Tara Strong (Twilight Sparkle) and Andrea Libman (Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy) of The Golf War, which had Patton Oswalt (Quibble Pants) voice Franz. Speaking of Central Park, did you know Fran is voiced by the same actress who plays Ava Coleman in Abbott Elementary? I thought it was a really neat actor connection that Abbott Elementary and Late Night with Seth Meyers/The Amber Ruffin Show/The Awesomes share with one another. September 24, 2022, 7:23pm
wow your a real winner bro!
It didn’t back fire, you are finally talking about the problem!
Martha’s Vineyard Community Services did an outstanding job helping the migrants sent to MVY.
Let's all do our part this November to Make Accountability Great Again!
Make Airheads Go Away in 2022.
Vote out the tyrannical Democrats, you mean?
@@kennyking8016 Nah... low IQ Dem voters are here to stay, unfortunately.
Thank You. That is perfect. My cynical side had thought of Make America Gag Again. Yours is better and friendlier.
Lock him up!!
we civilized folk don't dig parroting donald's lawless slogans. we prefer to indict him first. then try him. then convict him. then lock him up.
Boohoo
@Desert Dog The Hitler Left "lock them all up on gas chambers"
If I had known how JD Vance would turn out, I never EVER would have bought his book. I'm ashamed I contributed even a *PENNY* to that creep.
The last time Seth was here on Martha's Vineyard I guess he didn't notice that the grounds he was standing on were manicured by illegal immigrants.
They aren't looking for "aid and comfort", they are looking for jobs. They didn't ask for handouts, they asked for jobs. They didn't ask for hotel rooms, they asked for jobs and DeSantis was correct in stating that there are jobs and housing here. DeSantis' message would have backfired if the people who "responded without notice" had made a few phone calls and asked if anyone wanted to hire these folks and help find them a place to live. They would have been settled in no time. It was the locals who jumped to "rescue" the immigrants that screwed it up for them.
Stop trying to use logic here. These morons run on pure emotion.
10:30 "As an especially cruel twist, they were intentionally given only the most rudimentary information about where they were headed." Sounds like the Trumpublican party treated the migrants the same way they treat their voters.
Mios dios! Por favor, not the vine garden of Martha!
@@seanbrown9048 Worse than the Comfy Pillow!
@@DennisMoore664 lol
Yeah, Mitch McConnell loves to keep their intentions secret until after they get elected. SMH.
I'm just surprised the republicans could find Martha's Vineyard on a map.
That was the most subtle "the bears" joke ever.😂
Too bad bears don't hibernate...
@@HellsJayBells the Chicago Bears do. theyve slept through every season since 1985.
I was like... OOOOH?... and then the biggest let down. I felt a little sad actually. :| :D
Dershowitz is a law professor at Harvard. He says things that a bright ten year old would know are nonsense.
Clearly those impression camp workshops paid off, because Seth's impression of Trump speaking Dolphin is unmatched.